#no but lol also my roommate whose bf is out of town and so he drives an hour and stays here the entire day :\

[kuiinncedes]

my dad: dont worry about boyfriend/girlfriend (idk why he said girlfriend or if he was serious as far as i know he's still homophobic lmfao but ppl change ig) just worry about making friends (or something)

me: OHHHHHHHHHH DONTTTTT YOU WORRYYYYYY about me worrying about a bf/gf i dont give a SHIT lmfao

[luisneer]

selected tweets 2016-17

These are tweets from my first @luisneer twitter account. Recently I made a new twitter account with the same username, after having deleted my account and having been without twitter for several months. These tweets are from August 2016 to March 2017, which was most of my first year of college at Shepherd University, in Shepherdstown, West Virginia. I don't go to Shepherd anymore; I transferred to West Virginia University, in Morgantown, WV, after my second semester. My tweets from late March 2017 to [July or August] 2017, when I deleted my twitter, were not archived. 

I'm creating this blog post so the world will have access to some of my tweets from the deleted @luisneer, in case they have any merit as literature. I'm still not sure if I will continue to use twitter in 2018/the future. Usually when I use twitter I feel like I'm actually wanting to be doing something else, but I don't know what; or wanting to be using "another app" that doesn't exist. Twitter generally seems bad for me. Questions about my tweets August 2016-March 2017 can be directed at luisneer@gmail.com. Thank you

    2016

   morgantown has ~48 vape shops

 **morgantown has ~480 vape shops

 siri has werner herzog-like inflections

 considering changing outfits when i take several walks in one day (so nobody thinks im a serial killer, stalker, spy, alien)

 think i remember ~5% of things i said today

 imagined vague connection btwn 'vitamin d' and 'reptar'

 felt distinctly that i was a monkey or chimpanzee while crouching in the corner of my dorm room eating peanuts out of a jar

 just thought (as a request to my mom) 'fax me my skateboard...'

 looked at toilet in bathroom stall with expression of 'utter terror' for what felt like ~15 seconds while it flushed

 listening to bright eyes with headphones at house show

 feel that the toothpaste i use is advancing decay of my teeth

 feel 100% certain that i could train myself to use telepathy to operate my phone during classes

 enjoying the sensation of my right leg 'falling asleep' during psychology class (left foot is also 'asleep')

 felt 'sociopathic' after eye contact w library worker who watched me pick up & pocket a pair of apple headphones someone had left on a chair

 left stolen apple headphones on gray bench across the street from my dorm

 repeatedly placed/removed sunglasses while walking in hallway

 strong desire to remove all positive patterns from my life and perpetuate/embrace all negative ones

 feel that my laptop 'knows' which parts of its screen im looking at

 in winchester, VA

 thought of my own music as having 'no compelling audible elements'

 thought of myself as being legally named 'the fuck up', then couldnt remember my actual name

 successfully, i feel, duplicated 'sociopath facial expression' during eye contact with arch-nemesis in stairwell

 ive taken 13800mg ibuprofen since i got to college

 feel compelled to ask my 9 yr old brother for advice re 'college-level' personal issues

 feel smart after sitting on couch in painting studio + reading art magazines for 2 hours

 persistent notion that 100% of students at my college personally hate me

 psychology professor muttered something like 'scary snake... endocrine system...'

 feeling heavily drugged/sedated in psych class

 psych professor seems obsessed with/terrified by snakes

 imagined kanye smoking crystal meth and tweeting something like 'please help me... cant feel mouth... need help'

 saw a moth at open mic, thought about god

 experiencing difficulty trying to smile

 enjoying using numerous cliches ('the case is closed', 'taking a step back', 'harsh realities') in an essay

 intrigued by conversation i had 9 hrs ago w/ 2 boys who countered my tone (calm, eloquent) exactly by being loud and rude in a friendly way

 felt simultaneously really cute and really lonely while giggling with my mouth closed in french class

 imagined kanye inventing the word 'compactualize' and using it in a sentence during a televised interview

 enjoyed 8-sentence john updike bio in norton lit anthology

 perceived person standing outside bathroom stall occupied by me could 'sense', via something like echolocation, that i was/am depressed

 spoke to french professor in what felt like a distinct persona/alternate luis neer called 'marge simpson voice' luis neer

 feel confidently that the public debut of 'marge simpson voice' luis neer was a success

 feel that 'marge simpson voice' luis neer is the culmination of an unconscious process that initiated in my mind maybe 3-5 years ago

 i want to identify/analyze additional alternate luis neers

 i dont like videos

 i came to college and got weirder, better at writing, more arrogant, more defeated, more sensible

 simultaneously feel that i should run 3 miles and that, at this moment, i would be incapable of running any distance

 feel urged to draw new attention to my 'marge simpson voice' tweets

 huge power outage at shepherd lol

 realized theres no such thing as a 'nation'

 remembered ive blown off obligations to several people, not just one person, so my irresponsibility doesnt 'have a focus', felt comforted

 feel that my follower count is 'crystallized' / will never increase or decrease ever again

 struggled to convert 'stick-and-poke' to past tense during conversation in line at sheetz

 feel it would be pleasurable to take a donut + bottle of coca-cola from this sheetz via armed robbery

 crossed busy road, felt really surprised i didnt get hit by a car, also i wasnt wearing glasses, was walking to sheetz, bought an icee

 laughed alone in my dorm thinking that i should print out a picture of barack obama to put on my wall

 drank from separate glasses containing soymilk, coffee, iced coffee, apple juice, cranberry juice, water, sprite for dinner/breakfas

 just thought 'from adorno to zizek' sans context while shitting

 opened gmail, emailed my father, closed gmail, opened gmail again, viewed email to my father, forwarded it to myself

 'camcorder' would be a good band name

 i thought arnold palmer had already died

 willem dafoe doesnt make me uncomfortable

 i want to stop being mean

 i hate bfs but i want to be someones bf

 wishing i was in a car with friends and no cellular service

 tangled up in myself and others

 twin peaks is depicted as a small town but its population is greater than that of every city in west virginia including the state capital

 eating shark

 thought of my own intelligence as 'frightening'

 thought while walking to class that ginger ale should be made public domain

 had the stitches on my chin removed today, touched the scar tissue for the first time

 i miss being in therapy

 i love carpet

 i love carpet !!

 just thought about my own tweets and lol'd

 mood lately very fragile

 this is what i get for staying up til 5 am

 all night i've felt a wave of dread swelling up, now it's really hitting me

 sound of laughter in public still frightening + unnerving

 my instinct for when to unfriend people on facebook has adapted so that i unfriend people over statuses that make me feel no emotions at all

 fuck, im feeling so much terror

 gucci mane was born 3 days before conor oberst

 the other day i mentioned that i was a poet and this vape guy interrupted me to say "and you didnt know it" and i went fucking nuclear

 interacted with mailman who was picking up mail as i was trying to mail chapbooks, he didnt notice at first that i was talking to him

 what if old people have secrets

 my dad is making me root for a football team but im in pain emotionally

 i feel guilty in general

 thought of my poem "portrait of a nation without any people" as the "lead single" for my full length; it appeared in potluck 14 months ago

 im close friends with satan rn

 feel like travis scott never intended for people to spell his name with a $

 from now on every time i get honey on something ill list the thing in this thread

 finger

 desk

 coffee cup exterior

 pajama pants

 knee

 carpet

 chin

 phone

 shirt

 shoe

 thought that my elderly geography prof. moves by "shuffling"

 feeling shorter, broader

 the only part of the new bright eyes box set i want is the booklet

 is there a booklet? i know there are nvr b4 sn photos

 the song "lime tree" came to conor oberst in a dream

 i like citing things in MLA

 i write essays by pretending im werner herzog

 doesnt seem to be getting later

 lit professor gave my project (sequence of 6 sonnets) a C, i wish she would have gotten me expelled, shelley + ginsberg both were expelled

 heard someone in another room ask "where's wal-mart?" as if wal-mart were a person whose location could change

 i think i just swallowed a filling while eating popcorn, i am very scared, please help

 crazy how things get worse

 there are people on my floor having tons of fun and im upset

 bit my mattress while sitting in the chair next to my bed

 weird that chance the rapper only has 2.4 million followers when he's sort of one of the most famous artists in the world rn

 also weird that donald trump has made 34,000 tweets, seems like an incredibly large number

 the strangeness of yesterday was, for me, augmented by people on the internet talking about a tv show that ive never seen or heard about

 the sunlight is obscene

 im so upset about the sun being so bright im afraid to go outside

 im glad im the only poet who likes trailer park boys

 i slept in a blanket fort under my bed and havent left it all day

 yr = your ur = you're

 my favorite things are pdfs

 now that ive adapted my living space to allow me to never leave my blanket fort i feel like my roommate, omar, exists in a parallel universe

 i hear him but i never see him

 i love latte art, i drink many lattes

 thought that twitter "isn't worth it" in an upset tone while drinking mtn dew

 felt pleasant considering uniqueness of all parent-offspring relationships

 went through my closet + made sure all shirts and jackets were zipped/buttoned

 my blanket is generating flashes of light from static electricity

 record store guy became visibly sick of me several months ago; feel a little guilty every time i enter his store to spend money

 i prefer EPs

 felt "out of control" walking downhill listening to dead kennedys with headphones

 writing an essay is difficult because idk how much relevant information other people have already considered / moved on from

 have been wanting to write at least one poem inside my blanket fort but i don't think it's going to happen, i don't know why

 the internet isn't big enough

 usually when i think "i dont understand the uproar about [event]" i realize there is no "uproar"

 "uproar" is media's way of manipulating the public spotlight and distracting people from important tasks

 feeling helpless + melancholy after dying 15 times and killing 2 stormtroopers in star wars battlefront

 the only way to attain conor oberst-level emo hair is to lay in bed and sob for hours

 i'm sad

 my mom was confused when i told her my first book comes out today

 was luis neer in odd future

 thought "sometimes i just want to end it and start all over" in an exasperated tone re my goodreads account

 becoming increasingly convinced it would be best for me personally to take myself extremely seriously/never joke about myself

 thinking that my tweets would seem terrible if i were a senator/governor/other politician

 imagined doomsday device for future @starwars movies: the "death train," a normal train that exists in space and destroys planets

 how does anyone do it

 in science fiction movies, spacecraft usually look like shopping malls

 everyone in the world is high except me

 feel like i want to have poems published immediately

 having delusions of grandeur

 im sitting on my record player

 my most-used word in 2016 was "bleak"

 prepared and ate garbanzo beans w a lot of rosemart at 2:00 AM

 my brother has a friend over and is being mean to the friend

 all i want for christmas is to never cheer up, ever

 watching eyes wide shut and hugging duckuc

 my nose feels like it's going to bleed

 im sad because every bf looks like me

 getting better at eating ice cream by punching it with my tongue

 the internet is too freaky...

 i think 2017 will be a year of realizing things

 im watching the angry birds movie

 the angry birds movie is so shitty... why was it made...

 ive never had a new years kiss

   2017

   im weird

 eating medicinal ice cream

 im not going to do any drugs in 2017

 made a medicinal phone call

 i want to drink some blood

 i dreamed that roger ebert wrote a negative review of life after ppl and called it "liner notes"

 years dont kill people

 feel inexplicably/explicably really scared about the future of my poetry career

 i've felt stoned since i was a baby

 downloading google earth

 made eye contact in starbucks with possible luis neer incarnation from ~50 years in future; bon jovi "dead or alive" played through speakers

 realised that at some point in the future i will become extremely interested in watching football

 i recommend reading poems extremely slowly while touching the text with your middle finger/index finger

 experiencing cognitive dissonance

 used phonetic clues to correctly predict meaning of & use the word "tandem" while discoursing with myself internally

 i miss steel pedal guitar sounds on conor oberst songs

 my previous incarnation "college luis neer" has evolved to become "high school luis neer-like luis neer in college setting"

 thought "man, i got to stop caring what people think about me" in an emphatic tone that seemed confusing/interesting

 mediocore

 beyonce is cool i think

 i want to re-read "v for vendetta" and to not tweet about it

 remembered that i own a pinata

 i will be at awp

 how could i make twitter a better place

 i saw 4 people wearing yeezys in dc this weekend

 feeling increasingly self-conscious about how much i use the phrase "in the world" or refer to "the world" in poems

 felt robot-like while attaching detachable headphones cord to my headphones while wearing the headphones

 watching shepherd univ lacrosse team practice from "safety of" student center

 i invented releasing two chapbooks in one day

 im dumber than me

 reasoned mentally that im more likely to produce accurate drawings of myself because "i basically look like a bird, so i just draw a bird"

 i want to have a "fake tweet" (e.g. a simple phrase) to tweet repeatedly every time i feel urged to tweet an uninformed/unimportant opinion

 my fake tweet for the foreseeable future will be "i dropped my textbook in the stairwell". when i tweet this it means i have an opinion

 i dropped my textbook in the stairwell

 does anyone remember the chapter of "the hobbit" where bilbo avoids starvation by ingesting peanut butter, honey, cherry nyquil, and water

 sensed that all my college friends just simultaneously shifted from having vague/non-serious negative feelings about me to hating me

 resulting from continuous building of irrepressible/inevitable conjecture in the friends' conscious thoughts

 eating chicken and squash

 i click on 100% of poetry links tweeted by poets i follow

 when i was writing Waves i was obsessed with waves (e.g. energy waves, frequencies) and used the word "waves" at least ~10 times every day

 i dropped my textbook in the stairwell

 white nike swooshes on shoes of boy in library look vibrant/magical

 terrified of being cool

 walked to library really slowly while listening to noise music through big headphones

 i was really, really yung when i started publishing and i'm still really yung

 2 chainz always looks like he's walking in an airport

 i have 5 twitters

 i didnt know what bill paxton looked like, i was thinking RIP gene hackman

 why doesnt anyone blog about me

 thesis statements arent real

 thinking about my book

 i deleted both my tumblrs by accident

 sad about my tumblr

 my name is all over the internet

 im a lizard

 someday there'll be no more ppl

 a lot of conor oberst song titles have parentheses

 feeling sad about the actions of my clone, who passed away

 idk how to use venmo or what it is

 present-day tumblr is like the end of the never ending story where atreyu is talking with the rock biter and the nothing is swirling around

 when someone, anyone, is upset with me im afraid im going to be assassinated

 the views-era apple music ads that depict drake working hard in the studio have really affected and inspired me

 on tumblr i have 4 followers

 almost all of my tweets seem unimportant

 feel that if someone told me that one of my tweets made them upset i would just apologize and delete it

 ground control to commander venus

 i like my new tumblr

 i would be wearing a cardigan rn but i dont have one

 feel that i will continue to generate bright eyes-related content throughout my life

 is everything ok

 i look like michael moore

[shitlessful]

@ 3:12 pm

Are you an official couple with the last person you kissed? Nope, in fact we are broken up

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now? Definitely not. I thought I would be at a much happier place and achieved much bigger things at this point in life.

Do you like someone? Some feelings are still lingering

Is a best friend pissing you off right now? Nope, she never does

Are you happier now or three months ago? Honestly lol. This past 3 months in general have been pretty shitty. I hope things get better from here on out

What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? Being able to sleep in a little.. lately that has been quite difficult

How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? By 30? I hope it’ll fall in the range of 27-30 aha

Are you waiting for something? Yes. Waiting for myself to recover

If you could change your eye color would you? Ooooh, light brown hazel eyes

What was the weather like today? Clear sky and sunny

Do you think you’ll be married in ten years? I hope to be

Does your ex still love/like you? Lmao no. If he did, he wouldn’t have treated me like shit

Are you stubborn? Oh yeah, extremely

Do you tend to hold a grudge? I don’t really want to, but sometimes I can’t help

Where were you at 9am this morning? In bed

How has the week been? Pretty normal..

Did you go out or stay in last night? Stayed in after work

Something you do a lot? Chase my own thoughts in my head a lot

How many states have you lived in? Just one

Can you commit to one person? Yes. I’ve learned that I’m a really damn loyal person, even when that person wasn’t worth it

Who was the last person to hold your hand? Can’t recall

How many chances do you tend to give people before enough is enough? Ugh, there isn’t an exact number. But I always give out more than enough, and it’s so very sad

Do you think you and your best friend will be friends in 10 years? For sure. Closer than ever

What do you miss most about your ex? How nice he was

Are you attracted to the last person that kissed you? Uhm, I can’t distinguish between attraction and comfort w/ him..

What’s a fact about the last person you kissed? He’s a cheater

Something you really want right now? To be at a good place: physically, mentally, and emotionally.

How long have you liked the person you like? I don’t wanna say that I like anyone right now. Just a whole lot of hatred

Does any part of your body hurt right now? My arms when I stretch it, good hurting tho bc I worked it out the other day

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed? No, we were in a dark room

Can you recall the last time you liked someone? Yeah I can. I remember innocently liking him before things got messy

Are you happy with the way things are going? I’m neutral about it. If I could choose, I wouldn’t want all this to be going on right now. But honestly, this will all be worth it one day

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? Aha I doubt it. I want to focus on myself for a good while

What plans do you have for tomorrow? Just work

Has a friendship ended recently that you wish hadn’t? All my fake roommates, when we broke up- I sadly lost my relationship w/ everyone at that house also

Ever given your ALL to someone who walked away? Man, the amount of emotions I feel reading this question. I gave out way much more than I should’ve, to someone who walked all over my feelings multiple of times

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Aha my cuz Ty, he kissed me on the forehead & cheeks. Does that count?

Do you and your last ex hate each other? I hate him rn yes. I do hope that one day I can free myself and not give a care anymore

When was the last time you were sick? Don’t remember, I never get sick

Are you one of those people who are always cold? My hands are always cold during the winter

Do you tend to waste a lot of money? Kind of, I wish I was better at saving

Have you ever regretted kissing someone? No. The two were my bf at one point, so there’s no regrets at all

When was the last time you got a haircut? I think in June?

Did you sing at all today? To the radio yeah

Would you rather be able to control the weather or control traffic? Control over the weather! I’d make it cold and gloomy all the time

Do you own any articles of clothing with skulls on it? I don’t

Are you faster at text messaging or typing on the computer? I think it’s the same for both

If you won a trip to a nude beach would you go or give the trip away? LOL. I would go for the experience cause why not

In your opinion which is the stronger emotion: love or hate? Love

Tongue piercings - cute or trashy? I gots one, I think it’s cute w/ a hint of wild

When it comes to jeans: skinny, flared or boot cut? Skinny

Would you rather be a star ballerina or a star break dancer? Star break dancer

Honestly - can you say that looks don’t matter at ALL? Honestly, no. Physically looks actually play a role

When it comes to Baseball would you rather be on the field or in the stands? Neither, not really into baseball

I’ve got to know, who do you prefer: Mario or Luigi? Mario

Have you ever changed clothes in a public area (not a dressing room)? Yeah, at Coachella

How many months apart is your birthday from your best friends? Just 6 days

Yes or no: Techno music? No

Yes or no: pigtails? Yes

They say diamonds are a girls best friend; what do you say? Diamonds are nice. But there other things I wish to have in life

Has anybody ever told somebody one of your secrets? Probs

Have you ever kissed anybody who had a mustache? Yeah.. he was lazy and never really likes to shave

If you were famous do you think you could handle the popularity? I don’t think it would be easy, but one can do anything if they put their mind to it

Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a letter P? Nope

Did you talk to one of your best friends today? What did you talk about? Not yet

Do you get on better with funny or serious people? Funny people

Do you have mood swings around the time of the month? Never, thank goodness for that

Have your friends met the last person you kissed? Yeah

How old is your oldest cousin? I think like in the 40′s

What if you saw your best friend holding hands with your ex? That would never happen

Your last relationship, who dumped who? I’m unsure. We both gave up together

How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? 17

Is your home town nice? It’s humid af, but it could be nice

What if you got stuck in a lift with the last person who Facebook messaged you? I forgot who last messaged me

When/where did your last hug take place? A hug... lol I cannot remember

Do you consider yourself mature enough to make your own decisions? Yeah, I think my I’m mature enough

Have your parents ever told you about their love lives, and any previous relationships they had before they met? No.. I wish mom was more into that stuff. The talking stories and being my friend type of mom

You get a text from someone saying that they want to hang out - who would you most like it to be from? Myra or Abelhoe

Do you and your friends have any inside jokes? “It don’t matta” & “It’s summer!” w/ Julieanne and Myra

Do you think someone has feelings for you? Are these feelings returned? No, and no

What if the last person you texted were to ask you out? Ahaha but he’s my cousin

Do you believe in love at first sight? Explain. I believe in it.. but I think the chance of it happening is extremely low. How could you love someone before knowing who they really are?

Would you prefer to be somewhere else right now? If so, where? And why would you prefer to be there? I’m at a coffee shop, it’s pretty peaceful so I’m alright

When you listen to music, do you ever find that the songs affect your moods and change how you feel? Definitely, more than I wish they could affect me sometimes

Can you remember what you dreamt about last night? I think sex while I’m on my period or something aha

[adrenaline-fix]

"#ask me all of them" Your wish is my command: [1;102]

Oh damn thank u so much I'll skip the ones I already answeredY'all nosy 😂 I love it1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?I know they didn't3. What's the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Literally like whenever I'm happy which has been actually more than usual lately4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?I try to but it ends up as the uncomfortable white person smile5. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?Not applicable lol6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?That's very vague so probably7. What exactly are you wearing right now?Pink leggings and a bra bc I'm still in bed8. How often do you listen to music?Continuously throughout every day9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?Lately sweats which scares me10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?It's 201711. Are you a social or antisocial person?Hella social12. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name begins with the letter 'A'? Don't think so13. What about 'R'?Yes14. Can you drive a stick shift?Lol no15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?Way too much16. Are you going out of town soon?No17. When was the last time you cried?Probably like a week ago actually which is crazy18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?Yea20. Is there a boy you would do absolutely everything for?I have a lot of close guy friends but I wouldn't like kill for anyone so not everything haha21. Name something you dislike about the day you're havingI woke up really cold bc the blankets at this extended stay hotel (I'm in the process of moving) are thin af23. Are you dating the last person you were talking to?Not dating anyone 24. What are you sitting on right now?Couch25. Does anyone regularly (besides your family) tell you they love you?Some of my friends do and I love them so much26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?Constantly tbh27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?My sister28. Do you get a lot of colds?I get one that lasts all winter29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Not wearing a shirt lmao30. Does anyone hate you?Yeah I've almost been murdered31. Do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?My dorm yeah32. Do you like watching scary movies?Not sober33. Do you want your tongue pierced?No no34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2013 35. Did you have a dream last night?Yes but I barely can't remember it36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?I tell my friends a lot so probably like a week or two ago37. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?No38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?Who even knows anymore honestly39. Do you think someone is thinking of you right now?Probably my family that is currently talking to me40. Did you have a good day yesterday?Yeah, it was alright41. Think back 2 months ago, were you in a relationship?In January I think I was in a 3 day relationship lmao42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?Yes43. Has anyone told you they don't ever want to lose you?Yes45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?Lots46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?You don't really need to in college haha47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?Constantly48. Were you single over the last summer?Yes49. Is your life anything like what it was like 2 years ago?Literally nothing alike50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?lol working out 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?No53. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?Yeah liking a girl for he first time kinda came out of left field54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Yes55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?Generally yeah but there are some people I just can't hide shit from 56. Do you think you like someone?My feelings are so convoluted atm I'm just not doing feelings rn haha 57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a 'J'?Don't think so58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or guys?Both 59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?Lots of them haha which is great cause I'm an ugly crier60. Do you hate anyone?Donald trump 61. How's your heart?Surviving. It's here. It's alright. 62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?Yes63. Have you ever cried over a guy?Hahahahaha yes 201364. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?My ex best friend from high school but he's irrelevant haha 65. Are your toenails painted pink?Purple66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?I mean I hope not?67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?I'm a lesbian first of all. Second of all I think it'd be weird if girls specifically wanted their bfs to cry and be upset but also it's good that they feel like they can cry if they want/need to68. Have your pants ever fallen in public?No69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?My sister for like 10 seconds 70. How do you look right now?Like a potato 71. Do you have someone you can be completely yourself around?That's a very very rare and fleeting thing to have someone like that and at the moment I don't think so72. Can you commit to one person?If I want to yes73. Do you have anyone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?I don't have one person i can tell everything to, I talk to different people about different things74. Have you ever felt replaced?Lmao yep so much75. Did you wake up cranky?I always do76. Are you a jealous person?Unfortunately yes77. Are relationships ever worth it?I'm pessimistic78. Anyone you're giving up on?Only really awful people from my past haha no one current79. Currently wanting to see anyone?So many yes80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?Wake up early81. Last person you cried in front of?I think my roommate saw me crying last82. Is there someone you will never forget?I mean I would I hope I remember a lot of people in my life right now83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?Again w the feelings I'm just not addressing those fuckers84. If the person you wish to be with right now were here right now, what would you be doing?Well there's a bunch of people I miss atm but talking is a safe bet85. Are you over your past?There are some things that really hurt me that I am completely over and no longer have any affect on my life but there are some things that I'm not86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?I'm a lesbian87. Is there anyone you can tell everything to?No, see above 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?I haven't had a "first true love" so it would be a stranger but if she's cute (I hope she is) I'll take the presents 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM, would you let them in?Yes90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Hated is pretty strong no91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?No lol92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?I know a few Michaels yes93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?No94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?I think my 3 day relationship was in January, you can tell by the duration how it went95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?It is march so I'll go with last march and I had kinda lost her by then so not really 96. Don't tell me lies is the last person you texted attractive? Last text was a group chat of my friends who are all beautiful 97. Who do you have texts from?Just opened them, it was a lot of group chats and my family98. If the person that you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Generally in this situation I would just be like "oh cool" and pretend like I didn't care but like not doing feelings rn 99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yes100. Who's in your profile picture with you?A decorated skull haha 101. Ever kissed under fireworks?Dude I wishWow that took a while lmao thanks