#no but jason would 100% sleep in the bathtub he thinks it's comfortable

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Imagine all the bats going on a mission and being forced to spend the night in one hotel room with two beds, where Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian share one bed, and Steph, Duke, and Cass share the other. The beds are big so they manage to fit all of them in semi comfortably. Tim takes the left side, then Dick, who is next to Damian, and Jason on the right.

What I'm going with here is imagine Gim falling off the bed and not waking up and Jason, Cass, and Dick try their hardest not to laugh out loud at 3 am and wake everyone up just because the sound of Tim's bones going thump on the litholeum floor was so fucking funny to them.

i feel like these are just family vacation dynamics and my personal opinion is that:

damian would absolutely hate sharing with anyone, but especially tim. (he still ends up in the same bed and he hates it)

dick would octopus it and spend the entire night basically sleepkicking and punching everyone out of the bed

tim is an insomniac and can’t sleep unless it’s completely silent and dark so he needs a sleeping mask and earbuds to even lie down, he also uses like 4 blankets and cocoons himself in

tim: “cellphones on silent and shut your fucking mouths i need to sleep,”

steph can sleep normally but the second she’s lying next to someone she just latches on and doesn’t let go.

cass can also sleep normally but she prefers hugging something, so she’s usually bunking with steph

duke falls asleep on his side of the bed and he fucking stays there, he does not wake up, that’s his spot, that’s where he lives and that’s where he’ll die.

jason sleeps in the bathtub, with or without water depends on how drunk he is.

but yeah, tim rolls off the bed, but he doesn’t notice because he’s practically cocooned into a little sleeping roll

jason, cass and dick 100% laugh out loud, and dick keeps doing the sleepover ‘ssssh’

“omg you guys, damian is literally sleeping”

“stfu dick youre literally laughing the hardest”

cass feels bad for tim and slides like a pillow under his head.

tim doesn’t notice he’s on the ground up until someone tries walking to the bathroom and he hears the creak of the floor and he just sits up straight, faces them and says “be quiet”

then he slides his sleep mask back on and just continues sleeping on the floor.

halfway through the night jason wakes up, he’s completely drenched from sleeping in bathwater and he’s like “i’m going to sleep on the floor in solidarity” and just drops face down on the floor

bruce comes to check in on them and there’s jason just drenched, faceplanting on the floor, dick lying across the entire bed, while damian is like curled up and frowning on the furthest side, cass basically wearing steph like a backpack and duke still lying in the same spot he was in when he went to bed, fast asleep.