#no but if I were going to make any of blorbo a hummingbird Lena always gets hummingbird

[docholligay]

THERE IT IS, A DREAM CEL OF MINE. Probably my most realistic one, as I don’t know how many people have just, a massive love of Haruka’s wild-ass hatred of Seiya.

Anyway, the way Seiya is immediately like, “Ah, okay. Nice to meet you!�� and Haruka is not done with it, will never be done with it, she will feel the pit of this all-consuming rage until her last breath and that is only allowing for the fact that there isn’t an afterlife, because, if there is one, Haruka’s just going to continue to be a very angry ghost.

her INTENSE glare at Seiya when they “shake hands” and it’s really tough to see this in caps, but Seiya kind of recoils, not necessarily in fear, but as if not quite expecting this level of absolute FURY. And I know some of the idea ios supposed to be them “sensing the senshi power’ in each other or whatever but bear in mind: That is so much less interesting and funny.

I mean, look at that middle cap. They aren’t shaking hands so much as Seiya is holding Haruka’s balled up fist because Haruka momentarily forgot that she was suppsoed to be shaking hands and not beating the shit out of a rival like she was some kind of very affronted sage grouse or perhaps a ruby-throated hummingbird.

Even Seiya’s like, “Wow, nice to meet you too, asshole*” and Haruka has no comeback for that other than “Go away!! >:(”

* @keyofjetwolf put to me that in a just world, Seiya would laugh as she left and say something like, “Oh, good luck with that, man” and I think we all know that’s true.