#no but SERIOUSLY

[atalantasfatgock]

Bet

"Look at that! It fits perfectly, like you were just made for me" said with a sickly sweet tone as you are practically sobbing from the painful feeling of having your asshole stretched far beyond what you're used to

[dixons-sunshine]

Gonna be real for a sec. To the people who still actively read, like and comment on or reblog my fics, just know that y’all are the reason I still do this. I’m notoriously good at picking up a hobby and then dropping it again soon after. It probably would have been the same with writing if it wasn’t for you. I love you all 💜

(And to those who only read my fics every once in a while, I appreciate you and love you, too.)

[danielhowell]

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

[loversinthebodega]

[energeticwarrior]

And now we wait

[spicymancer]

Merry Christmas! I got you a Quiver!

Thanks for all your support, shares, and unhinged hashtags and comments. I love and appreciate each and every one of them [citation needed].

[phidephlog]

[avasillva]

#need a highly skilled gf with an accent to help me up when i'm down too pls

[nebulo-philiac]

Omw to send this to every censorshipper on my posts

[meoooowth]

I just know they had say gex.

[queerghostboy]

okay i’m unwell -

(twitter post user- @ yaoiinof)

[pheroyyay]

imagine you’re a hotel worker. two tall british dudes come to stay. you deliver them room service and they’ve completely decorated their room for halloween. there’s a giant neon skeleton on their couch. one of them is now talking in an american accent when he answers the door. you get a noise complaint from both their neighbours about screams and loud gay innuendos.

[kochengnoir]

Find someone who looks at you like the love square looks at each other, for real

[energeticwarrior]

[yourtwistedlies]

find yourself a partner who loves you as much as percy jackson loves annabeth chase (difficulty level: impossible)