#no bc seriously

[peachym00]

day 1 without all 7 of my emotional support kpop boys and lord that vlog of their entrance ceremonies is doing nothing but making me suffer and I haven't even watched it

no this will not become a regular update xx

[mondo-grosso]

so, taylor swift let her fans get in the lines throughout the day when it's like 122 degrees just to later announce that she post poned the concert..... thank god i'm not her fan bc men...

[malfromtheblue]

my period hitting a week and a half after ending like:

🙊

😂😂

thank you so much for sharing! I have some chocolate and bananas here, ill send some over 😤👍

~ Mal💕

[zesstie]

klance but it's "i don't dance" from hsm2. u know whos who (obvi lance is ryan and keith is chad) but like, cmon. pls tell me someone has this written bc if not i might just take on the responsibility myself

[natasha-barton]

The agony you feel when you find a long and promising fanfic with an interesting summery, good tags and it’s finished !!!!! But then you click on it AND THE GRAMMAR IS HORRENDOUS

[the-other-nightmare-people]

Discord shananagins @vhst4p3s

[straystaychan]

[ectoplaasm]

forcing my employer’s hand with this new availability request 😶 let’s see if i’ll still have a job after today (i better be if they don’t want to have even more of a staffing issue 🤪)

[matchbet-allofthetime]

a fucking nightmare, glad it's almost over

its the last month of 2023 so i’m just gonna say it: what the absolute fuck was that

[runawaymarbles]

The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.

Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.

[malfromtheblue]

Okay, calm down bc that was a very unnecessary attack on my pride 😭✋

you dont get to come to my tea party anymore! 😌💅

-Mercy

oh, my apologies! you can still be a wolf, just a baby one!

...

dont be rash, now. im sure we can work out a deal, in which i still get to attend your tea party? please?

[lotus-tower]

y’all do NOT go out next week unless you have to and wear your best masks and tape the edges down bc it’s just not worth it

[mroddmod]

some recent stuff i've done in magma bc im kind of addicted to using it lol

[tightjeansjavi]

I will say it again, HORSE DAD! JOEL TO A FUCKING T

female overstimulation is amazing but i rarely ever see male overstimulation being written.

like the kind where they’re hissing through their teeth that they’re clenching so hard it makes their entire jaw hurt. the kind that makes them fist the bed sheets so tightly that their fingers are starting to feel numb. the kind where they’re borderline trying to get away from you, their sweaty, tense body squirming and twitching all over, even though their hips are still relentlessly bucking upward; demanding more of your touch.

i’m thinking about the kind where their eyes are rolling into the back of their head and where they’re literally begging you to stop, with their upper lip quivering and their eyes getting so, so glazed with utter, lustful stupidity, despite the fact that they give no actual sign whatsoever of making you put a stop to your actions.

because they could, if they actually wanted to. they definitely could.

it’s the kind of overstimulation that just makes them pathetic as fuck and equally as endearing.

[ortegavi]

YOU GET IT

i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism /j

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely it will never stop baffling me how people will wear twilight shirts and talk about team Edward vs team Jacob and then the same people will be like "I'm not basing my personality off of a piece of media (harry potter) made by a transphobe 😌" like good that's great! so you can excuse racism but you draw the line at transphobia? good to know