#no 🫶🏼

[rintoki]

i love fics where the character has the biggest, fattest, most debilitating crush on the reader or the other party bc

[catinafigtree]

You should take that scarf of in solidarity with women in Iran and Afghanistan

[babyangelthings]

[lotus-pear]

till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first

[wooneygoblin]

snowy mwah 😳

[tojisun]

(word vomit; just thinking about simon having a cute crush 🥹)

simon’s known for being over-prepared.

boy scout riley, price endearingly calls him. it’s not even that far from the truth—he’s always got an extra shirt or shorts or boxers packed in his car, with a standard medicine kit and trauma blankets. he’s even got a tire repair kit tucked in his trunk and, hell, an extra tire packed in one of his bigger trucks. he’s even developed the habit of always having his tank close to full because they can never know when a drive-out turns into a four-day trip.

point is that simon ensures that he is always prepared for anything.

so imagine their surprise when they catch simon frequenting a far-away petrol station; always at eleven in the evening, and always during the weekdays.

once in a week was a standard trip, twice was lips-pursing, but five times? that one is a notable pattern.

so they shadow him; price picking up the lads in his truck to stalk simon. they follow at a decent distance, opting about three cars between simon’s rover and price’s truck to avoid suspicion and hopefully throw simon off the idea that they’re on his tail.

what? price is not at fault for wanting to uncover what the hell was simon really after from that esso.

well, it wasn’t a what, per se, but a who—and it was a sleep-deprived clerk who looks about two caffeine cups away from a meltdown.

they watch the way simon prepays his petrol so that he can talk to you. hs hits you up with a careful greeting, one that unfurls your grumpy face into a genuine smile. and this, price realizes it for what it is—you and simon are familiar with each other.

so this means that whatever this thing you and simon have was happening for a while now.

interesting. price thinks as he hauls johnny and kyle back to his truck to give simon and his cute little crush their privacy.

very, very interesting.

[azfellschild]

he is half of my soul, as the poets say ♡

[mulderscully]

RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez

[strayklds]

HAPPY LEE KNOW DAY 😺 OCTOBER 25th, 1998

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Angel: *angrily, reading through Val’s texts* ARE YOU-

Reader: *nonchalantly* fucking

Angel: KIDDIN’ ME?! THIS

Reader: fucking

Angel: IDIOT

Husk: Uhh, what the hell was that?

Reader: Charlie banned Angel from swearing so I offered to help him out

[lotus-pear]

saw the labru trend and IMMEDIATELY thought of them

[lunarlivs]

but with him there, everything else fades away

drarry doodles below the cut <333

[nanakorobiyaokii]

umemiya so real for this. i would do anything even the impossible just for him._(┐「ε:)_☆♪

[anincompletelist]

.✨.

[chainymail]

There are multiple swordplay disciplines at the gym where I study longsword and I feel so masc when the rapier swordsmen train at the same time as me. Their blades are so delicate and sharp, their hilts are twisted and polished into floral designs and they’re always dancing around and lunging gracefully with perfect lines and tight doublets and twirling capes. meanwhile I am putting in reps on a move that can best be called the decapitator 2.5