#nmmd

[chompisatheatrekid]

max : and these? [flexes his arm muscles] these are real

[apocalypsewriters]

Happy Blorbo Blursday, Noah! For Sofia: what sorts of drinks would he be into? Non-alcoholic type of drinks are also valid as answers. Sending good ✧✧ vibes ✧✧ and good luck your way! :3 - ✨ Enc

Heya enchant!!!

Sofia’s go to order at the bakery is an iced mocha. Any day. All year. It could be 50 degrees or -20, he doesn’t care. This frustrates Kodi immensely because he tries anything they bake but won’t hear a word about drinking something else

Alcohol he wants something fun and fruity and strong enough to knock out a horse. Efficiency and flavor are his goals.

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Kenny: 🎵M gmt m thmn wmmst, mmdml lmgs, lmmkmn' pmssy mn ym fmcm. Dmwntmwn, nmmd m dmtm? Ymmr gmrlfrmmnd cmn pmrtmcmpmtm 🎵

Panderverse Kenny: You like that song too?

Kenny: Ymmh, mt's mm fmvmrmtm!

Panderverse kenny: Mine too! I've been listening to it since high school. 🎵Damn, sorry I blew you off. I'm having lunch with Microsoft. I'm sucking off a CEO. If it's not a millionaire then I gots to go. I got the blow. Come snort it Becky. My pussy tastes like mom's spaghetti. I do it for the girls, I do it for the ladies. Now come and fuck me ba-!🎵 (Gets hit by a bus)

Kenny: (watches her die)

Kenny: ...

Kenny: 🎵Mmh! M'm nmsty! Mmh! M'm nmsty! Mmh! M'm nmsty! Fmck mm dmddy!🎵

[bwoahtastic]

Maybe Maxy running away in the paddock and stumbling into someone he hast seen before ? Maybe Nico ? And he’s so sobbing that he just managed to stutter in Dutch and Nico understands him and helps a bit?

Nngg pls Maxy running into this huge Alpha that smells vaguely like Kevin🥺 Max stuttering so bad and only managing to speak Dutch but Nico gently speaks back to him in Dutch and asks where he wants to go? Who he wants to go to? 🥺

Max asking for Kevin and squeezing into Nico's side as Nico walks him over to Kevin and Mick🥺 Like pls it's so rare for him to get to speak he would instantly take to Nico nmmd

(Also when Max is away, Lewis takes dutch lessons just for when he comes back?)

[aces-and-anime]

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[hcmlifestyle]

HCM Lifestyle’s Women’s Day Everyday! Thank you Shirley for sharing- you are an inspiration in business and in fashion. “International women’s day means all women are equal in our own way we need to support each other every day happy international women’s day.” #hcm #womensupportingwomen #internationalwomensday #hcmlifestyle #inspiration https://hcmlifestyle.com https://www.instagram.com/p/CMJHXK-nMmd/?igshid=1v97uk9ei05p1

[lil-moni-x3]

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[baasinatsworld]

If you are experiencing troubles in your daily routine relationships and tensions and itching in your husband and wife relationship then, you must know that there are certain very important things which you need to consider and then implement those things in your life. In the following discussion I am going to tell you about those things one after the other: Financial Predictability According to a research financial instability and disputes of money have been a top reason for divorce and relationship ending. This means that you need to have a sound financial background to have a smooth relationship but money itself is not that much important because people with almost no money have survived in very bad conditions but have not led down their relationships. This is all about responsibility and making your partner to believe that you are trying your best to make things better. According to a research financial instability and disputes of money have been a top reason for divorce and relationship ending. This means that you need to have a sound financial background to have a smooth relationship but money itself is not that much important because people with almost no money have survived in very bad conditions but have not led down their relationships. This is all about responsibility and making your partner to believe that you are trying your best to make things better. (at Lekki Peninsula, Lagos) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBXgZb-nMMd/?igshid=1iutvhy0udyst

[kenlinpak]

#linpakjade #100%real #jade #gold #silver #925platinumplated #diamond #designwhatulike #jewelry #earrings #pendant #bracelet #rings #brooch #cufflinks #welcome🤲🏻#custommade✍🏻 #pleasecontactby📞 #directcall_+85260921848 #whatsapp_+85297792997 #wechat_kenmar09 #ig_linpakjade #hongkong🇭🇰 #igers #igshop #paypal #payme #alipayhk #worldwildshipping #漣璧玉器 （在 Hong Kong） https://www.instagram.com/p/B6mrkt-nmmD/?igshid=1pwmzaz0eo2p4

[officialindiedotcom]

Following up on 2017's debut, "Guppy", Charly Bliss is currently on tour to support their latest release, "Young Enough". . Eva Hendricks distinctive vocals are an audiophiles's dream as they highlight this pop driven album. . Catch them on tour through the end of the year. . 2019-06-12 . The Loving Touch - Ferndale, MI. . See our website for the full photo album. . #indie #pop #music #rock #guitarist #postpunk #hardrock #originalmusic #livemusic #concertphotography  #musicphotographer #musicphotograhy #rockphotography #indiephotography #guitar #gothic  #tour #livemusic  #festival  #hardrock #rockmusic #rockandroll #ontour  #blackandwhitephotography #pride #grunge #composer #charlybliss #danshure #barsukrecords Copyright. "Commercial and derivative usage prohibited". https://www.instagram.com/p/Byz9y--nmmd/?igshid=1j2a7kc301d24

[chompisatheatrekid]

guys. nmmd!max. I have SUCH a specific vision for him but I CANT DRAW!!!!! what I’m INVISIONING is. It’s like Regina from the classic movies main outfit

instead of the tshirt she’s wearing it’s this hatchetfield shirt

and then obviously his letterman jacket. and matching like cargo shorts. like they’d have the same exact color

HE’D HAVE BLONDE HAIR!!!! LIKE BRIGHT BRIGHT BLONDE!!! AND LONGER THAN IT IS NORMALLY!!

THAT!!! KINDA LONGER!! IDK!! AND ALL BLONDE!!! LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO PUT IT IN A LITTLE PONYTAIL!!!

it’s also very important for me to mention his Halloween costume for Sexy. I’m tossing up between firefighter and priest.

I am not adding photos though. look it up yourself……

[apocalypsewriters]

Not My Magical Destiny

Welcome one and all to my most recent self-created brainrot!! I have had this idea cooking for months and my creative writing class has given me the perfect avenue/inspiration for it. So, enjoy!

Kodi is a humble college student working at a bakery. Well, when their deferral is up they’ll be a student again. Their best friend Gabriel has been missing for a few weeks and Kodi has heard next to nothing from him, save one-word texts answering their messages. Finally, he shows up at the bakery, spouting tales of a magical world under their feet and above their head. He’s a key part of it in ways Kodi can barely stomach to think about; it would make them sick to their stomach if Gabe got hurt. 

How will Kodi deal with this revelation and the consequences of their best friend’s actions?

Masterlist

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

[kennys-parka-jacket]

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Stan: Kyle said you have a jack-in-the-box. Can I see it? I need it for something.

Kenny: (Goes over to his closet and retrieves a shoebox. Hands it to Stan)

Stan: This is a normal box.

Kenny: Mpmn mt.

Stan: (opens it and looks inside) Awwh! What did you do to this thing?!

Kenny: (Rolls his eyes) Mt's nmt cmllmd m "jmck-mlsmwhmrm"

Stan: Man, this is why nobody ever visits you.

Kenny: (Sighs sadly before taking the box from Stan and heading towards the hallway)

Stan: Where are you taking that?

Kenny: Tm msm mt. M nmmd tm jmck mff.

Stan: Now?!

Kenny: Ymmh. M mlwmys jmck mt whmn M'm smd. Mnd bmrmd, mnd hmppy, mnd mngry, mnd scmrmd, mnd whmn M fmml nmthmng mt mll.

Stan: Dude. I think you have a problem.

Kenny: M bmt ymm'd lmkm mt mf M jmzzmd mn thm shmwmr lmkm m fmckmng nmrmmm, wmmldn't ymm?

Stan: No, I mean I think you're using this form of instant gratification to avoid dealing with your emotions and it's preventing you from living your life.

Kenny: ...

Stan: You don't need to be like everyone else, but doing it in the shower instead of collecting it on a piece of cardboard would be more sanitary.

Kenny: Whmt dmms mt mmttmr whmrm M mmstmrbmtm mf M'm gmnnm bm dmrty mnmwmy? (Gestures around at his room. It is hopelessly filthy with garbage, dirty laundry, and foul stains on every surface. A foul stench hangs in the air that no amount of soap will ever get rid of.)

Stan: It is true that having good hygiene requires a lot of work and you can't turn your life around all at once. But for now you can do this one thing to be healthy, which is better than nothing.

Kenny: ...

Stan: How often do you shower?

Kenny: Bmsmcmlly nmvmr. M hmvm nm rmnnmng wmtmr.

Stan: Then you can shower at my apartment until you get your plumbing fixed.

Kenny: Rmmlly?

Stan: Ymmh.

Kenny: Thmn tmnmght M'll cmmm mvmr tm ymmr plmcm mnd tmkm m shmwmr. Mnd M wmn't jmck mff mntml M'm thmrmr.

Stan: That's great. I think this will be good for you.

Kenny: (Hugs Stan) Thmnks mmn... By thm wmy, whmt wmrm ymm gmnnm dm wmth thm jmck-mn-thm-bmx?

Stan: I forgot. Don't worry about it

[justinshenkarow]

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I’m launching some fun, fabulous, and of course super duper hilarious sketches soon! They’re under the adorable name of JustMags! Together with @reallymagdalene and @marralicious we want you to laugh, love and share all these sketches with all of your fabulous friends. This is our animation! Hope you enjoy it! . . . #justmags #comedy #sketches #animation @dimetruth @reallymagdalene @justinshenkarow @marralicious #hilarity #sketchcomedy #justinshenkarow https://www.instagram.com/p/B27ift-nMMd/?igshid=hyk0uvpqz5zh

[ponyrave21-blog]

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