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[askthesecretninjaforce]

what’s ur go to excuses when you have to go fight Garmadon, but ur still in school and in class

Well, we can only all ask for the bathroom pass at once so many times..... I just kinda slip out -Nya

Excused from class for sport, they literally never check -Kai

Most of the time people want me to leave, so, y'know. -Lloyd

If you say you have to throw up teachers will kick you out themselves!! it's like magic :D -Jay

I say that I left something in my previous class and just realized -Cole

I ask to go to The Nurse because I am a Normal Teenage Boy who gets Normal Teenage Headaches :] -Zane

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[askthesecretninjaforce]

Hi ninja!!! How are y’all doing today :D?

HIII GUYS LOOKKKK THERE'S SOMEONE HERE FINALLY!! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK -Kai

It only took a few months, but hi!! We're doing great! -Nya

I'm doing awesome sauce thank you for asking -Cole

Hello! I am doing excellent! :D -Zane

Oh em gee hello there :0 !! -Jay

I did not expect one of Kai's ideas to work -Lloyd

[askthesecretninjaforce]

Plot twist: he IS the microwave

HAHA YOU CANT MICROWAVE THE MICROWAVE -Jay

I can if I have a big microwave and a slightly smaller microwave -Kai

Kai please dont -Jay

:) -Kai

[askthesecretninjaforce]

Good Morning Ninjago!!

This is a GIMMICK BLOG. I am in no way associated with Lego, Ninjago, or Warner Bros!!!

LORE AND RULES:

1) Do not spam ask after ask, wait until your first one is answered to send another!

2) Don't get TOO angsty. I love a bit of good angst here and there but this blog is here for sillies!!!

3) OOC posts will be in italics and tagged as #author speaks

4) I will occasionally leave mod notes in the tags, look out for them!

5) To avoid spamming, I will NOT be main tagging. I will use specific tags:

#Asktheninja - the tag for this blog

#Ninjaspeaks - multiple of the ninja reply at once

#[name]speaks - a specific ninja has replied

as well as #rp blog and #ask blog!

6) This is all in universe! The ninja all think they're talking to the people of Ninjago!

7) The ninja will sign off on the post when they answer. No color coding.

Lore:

In this universe, after Lloyd revealed himself as the Green Ninja, everyone else revealed themselves too. Though they all kinda regret it cause it's a little hard to go to school like that! So feel free to address them either by their ninja codename or their actual names :)

[askthesecretninjaforce]

he DOES look microwaveable -Kai

please don’t microwave me -Jay

we’ll see -kai

[askthesecretninjaforce]

What’s y’all’s favorite food?

here’s another cookie Lloyd :3 🍪

!! Cookie!! :D Also, I like dumplings!! -Lloyd

Spicey noodles >:D -Kai

I like pho a lot! -Nya

Ice is nice :] -Zane

Caaaakeee I love love LOOOVEEE cake <3 -Cole

Ah, I'll eat anything as long as it isn't spicy! -Jay

[askthesecretninjaforce]

have you guys ever beaten up someone on Lloyd’s behalf (looking at you Nya) and Lloyd, here’s a cookie 🍪

Ooh, thank you! :D -Lloyd

On occasion, if Lloyd comes to training particularly upset, or a little beat himself. They get whats coming for them really. -Nya

[askthesecretninjaforce]

Dear Kai,

IT IS I, THE POOKIE TEACHER (bro that name sucks... I'm keeping it) AND I SHALL TEACH LLOYD WHAT RIZZ MEANS NEXT MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

:3

YOU WOULDN'T DARE -Kai

What is happening -Lloyd

[askthesecretninjaforce]

So, how's life after u all came out as THE Secret Ninja Force?

Surprisingly, relatively the same? People kinda had no clue who we were before aside from just... Lloyd's friends. -Nya

I think one of the only things thats changed is some people being nicer to me. There's still the normal bullies, but... It's better. -Lloyd

[askthesecretninjaforce]

Elo Kai,

It is I, the one who taught Lloyd what Pookie means :3

YOU GOT A PROBLEM BOY??????? ILL EAT YOUR HAIR GEL

OFFENDED GASP

YOU WOULDN"T DARE TOUCH MY HAIR GEL

YOU CAN'T JUST TEACH LLOYD GEN ALPHA WORDS LIKE THAT I WANT MY METAPHORACLE LITTLE BRO TO STAY PURE I WILL FIGHT YO-

-Kai

[askthesecretninjaforce]

what’s y’all’s least favorite class, and if u don’t have one, your favorite hobby

PE needs to burn in hell but I looooveeee autoshop -Jay

You're literally a ninja -Kai

I don't care -Jay

Okay well personally I hate history, why do I need to know about old dead people?? And I'm sure soccer counts as a hobby -Kai

I also love autoshop!! I work on my bike in there!!! Dont really have a least favorite class I guess? Chem is kinda boring -Nya

I enjoy doing Normal Teenage Boy Things, like... Loading... Loading... Loading... Video Games :D -Zane

I guess algebra kinda sucks. Just memorization though. I like making music in my spare time :) -Cole

I generally hate any class that I don't have with at least one of my friends, even if some people are a little nicer now, but does ninja stuff count as a hobby? -Lloyd

[askthesecretninjaforce]

ATTENTION NINJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE A SIMPLE HUMAN REQUEST

everyone roast kai

OH I LOVE THIS ASK -Cole

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT- -Kai

He still sleeps with a little stuffed animal teddy and it's SO FUNNY -Nya

YOU LEAVE MR FLAMBE OUT OF THIS -Kai

Your elemental skills are sub-par :D -Zane

HEY- -Kai

To be fair Zane is right you don't really control it all that well you just shoot stuff -Lloyd

You're so bad at prime empire you have to use cheat codes to beat me >:( -Jay

[askthesecretninjaforce]

Hey pookies so uhhhhh what's all your favourite colours and why? And it can't be your colour (Kai can't choose red for example).

Pink :D -Zane

Turquoise is nice -Nya

Sis that's a shade of blue they said it can't be our colors -Kai

Shut up it's a shade of green -Nya

Well then I can say crimson -Kai

Uhhh, orange is nice? Like my scarf -Jay

I also like orange! It's just really vibrant and looks cool on vinyl discs -Cole

Uh, purple, I guess? Purple is alright. -Lloyd

Wait what does pookie mea -Lloyd

AAANNDDD LLOYD IS DONE WITH THE PHONE!!! -Kai

[askthesecretninjaforce]

Who do you think is the best physical fighter between all of you?

My bet is on Kai-

hehehehe personally I think I most certainly am! -Kai

personally I think if your ego gets any bigger you'll explode -Nya

SHUT -Kai

I'd like to say me, but... nah. Kai is for sure up there, but I think Cole tops him. -Lloyd

YEAAAHHH lets gooo little bro Lloyd back up is the only back up I need -Cole

>:0 -Kai

Statistically speaking, Cole has won more spars than Kai :) -Zane

Nya is also pretty good though, I've seen her kick Kai's ass so many times -Lloyd

THE PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS -Kai