#ninjago incorrect quote

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[cosmothealien358]

Part *error noises*

[portrait-of-a-moron]

I’ve seen this post like four times and finally put two and two together

[1-noone-1]

[after they got Lloyd back in Possession]

Zane: How are you doing?

Lloyd: I am still breathing

Zane: Isn't that to set the bar a bit low?

Jay: Well, it's better than Cole

Cole: First of all, fuck you-

[thirdlotusprince3]

Master Wu, texting Kai: Text me when you’re at the temple safely. Kai: I’m here dangerously. Master Wu: Stop it. Kai: I’m here lethally.

[diamond-doezend]

Zane: *gets hacked again*

Jay: “I swear to the FSM…” *starts shaking Zane* “GET A FUCKING VPN!!!!

[lightning-and-dragons]

Arin: I still can't believe that I'm a ninja, it's all I ever wanted to be ever since I was a kid! Sora: I wanted to be a scientist and inventor, so I guess I got that too, in an odd way. Arin: Hey, Lloyd! What did you want to be when you grew up? Lloyd: A dark ruler. Evil mastermind. Arin and Sora:... Lloyd, sighing: It's a long story.

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[shadowthedragoncat]

Im a simple man

I see the word ninja

I draw ninjago

[rinkunokoisuru]

New silly just dropped

Based on this post by @almostaccurateninjagoquotes

[maraudersarethebest1]

Y/N: Hey Cole wanna hear a joke?

Cole: No

Y/N: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cole: I don't know

Y/N: To get to the idiots house

Y/N: Knock Knock

Cole: Who's there?

Y/N: The chicken

Cole:

Y/N:

Cole: I won't kill you on one condition

Y/N: What?

Cole: Go tell that joke to Kai

[cosmothealien358]

Part *checks notes* 6

[neteyammeowmeow]

Wu: we call this a traumatic event

Wu, looking at Kai: not a ‘major L’

Wu, looking at Jay: not a ‘lmao that sucks’

Wu, looking at Lloyd: not a ‘it is what it is’

[1-noone-1]

Zane: *dies again*

Kai: I'm gonna bet on two months

Nya: Bullshit, I say one month

Arin, sobbing: What are you guys doing? Zane just died!

Lloyd, scratching his head, ignoring Arin: Bet two dollars on a week

[ambriel-angstwitch]

Cole: We're kind of missing something guys.

Zane: Cohesion?

Lloyd: Teamwork?

Kai: A general sense of what we're doing?

Nya: No, we lost Jay somehow

[itsaboutbee]

Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kai: Several traffic violations.

Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Zane: Also, this is not our car.