#ninas bonitas

[ramons-elevator]

god im not gonna be okay if Leo gets a chance to say goodbye

i started watching this server as a Foolish pov

i watched this man fall in love with this lil egg and the doozers adore her

she is my baby and if she gets to say goodbye im kot gonna be okay

[boxwinebaddie]

happy birthday kyle, my love!

and throwback to the iconic flashback pre-fire part of rm where badass baby ravenstan aka our punk rock pacifist was boldly protesting the city council cutting down his favorite tree ( mabel ) so that the mayor could build a parking lot in her place, proceeded to spend nearly three days living up there until mayor signed a paper saving mabel, slid right down and right as baby jerseykyle blew out his b-day candles and sadly wished for stan…he came up behind him, wrapped him in a big hug and got leaves and tree sap all over him <3

[perkvpsvcho]

estou com vinte e uma personagens

[miguelgarciaferminmail]

A ver si alguien recuerda el capítulo final de la telenovela Niña Bonita

[hotvintagepoll]

THE TOURNAMENT IS OVER! Eartha Kitt lounges in her deck chair in the sun, dipping her toes in the pool with Toshiro Mifune and sipping a brightly colored fruity something with an umbrella in it.

Far below in the shadow realm, however, the fallen hotties dance in the dark—let's take a minute to look back at them under the cut.

PRELIM PRETTIES:

Claude Gensac, Silvia Pinal, Ewa Aulin, Rita Tushingham, Annette Funicello, Norma Bengell, Catherine Spaak, Brigitte Auber, Micheline Presle, Nanette Fabray, Libertad Lamarque, Vera Miles, Martha Raye, Catherine McLeod, Virginia Mayo, Elizabeth Allan, Belle Bennet, Virginia Cherill, Mary Brian, Ruth Chatterton, Agnes Ayres, Merna Kennedy, Marie Prevost, Corinne Griffith, May Allison, Virginia Brown Faire, Alice Brady, and Jetta Goudal

ROUND ONE WONDERS:

Angie Dickinson, Thelma Ritter, Geraldine Chaplin, Evelyn Preer, Vanessa Brown, Betty Blythe, Susan Hayward, Mae Clarke, Sally Ann Howes, Ossi Oswalda, Adrienne La Russa, Hermione Gingold, Barbara Bouchet, Melina Mercouri, Anna Karina, Edwige Fenech, Charmian Carr, Pina Pellicer, Marlène Jobert, Tsuru Aoki, Alice Roberts, Leila Hyams, Lady Tsen Mei, Geneviève Bujold, Dolores Hart, Anita Berber, Bonita Granville, Vonetta McGee, Claire Windsor, Zizi Jeanmaire, Tuesday Weld, Grace Darmond, Carol Channing, Deanna Durbin, Laraine Day, Mariette Hartey, Wendy Hiller, Candy Darling, Hermione Baddely, Valeria Creti, Ella Raines, Ann Miller, Dana Wynter, Dalida, Martine Beswick, Gale Storm, Simone Signoret, Cristina Gaioni, Mabel Normand, Stéphane Audran, Ruth Weyher, Anna Wiazemsky, Ann Sheridan, Sandhya Shantaram, Alice White, Anne Francis, Gena Rowlands, Lyda Borelli, May Whitty, Cathleen Nesbitt, Jessica Walter, Virna Lisi, Barbara Shelley, Iris Hall, Heather Angel, Anne Shirley, Joanna Pettet, Virginia O'Brien, Joan Collins, Greer Garson, Gracie Allen, Peggy Ryan, Frances Dee, Shirley Maclaine, Geraldine Farrar, Kathleen Byron, Margaret Hamilton, Eva Gabor, Francesca Bertini, Julie Adams, Olga Baclanova, Misa Uehara, Yvette Vickers, Milena Dravić, Jenny Jugo, Madeleine Carroll, Benita Hume, Olive Borden, Shirley Jones, Miyoshi Umeki, Dorothy Lamour, Gale Sondergaard, Mary Anderson, Charlotte Greenwood, Sybil Seely, Mona Barrie, Kathryn Grayson, Katharine Ross, Madge Bellamy, Rhonda Fleming, Sally Gray, Jana Brejchová, Debra Paget, Madame Sul-Te-Wan, Evelyn Brent, Zelma O'Neal, Marie Laforêt, Türkan Şoray, Beatriz Costa, Irene Zazians, Eleanor Powell, Susan Luckey, Patsy Kelly, Lil Dagover, Norma Talmadge, Dorothy Mackaill, Madge Evans, Virginia McKenna, Amália Rodrigues, Mamie Van Doren, Valerie Hobson, Isabel Jeans, Beata Tyszkiewicz, Claire Luce, Aleksandra Khokhlova, Nieves Navarro Garcia, Janet Leigh, Carmen Miranda, Jean Harlow, Aud Egedge-Nissen, Nina Foch, Jean Simmons, Piper Laurie, Katy Jurado, Jayne Mansfield, Anita Garvin, Frances Farmer, Lizabeth Scott, Joan Greenwood, Una Merkel, Arlene Francis, Ethel Merman, Doris Day, Suzanne Pleshette, Ruta Lee, Carolyn Jones, June Richmond, Eva Nil, Diana Dors, Anna Chang, Colleen Moore, Alexis Smith, Yvette Mimieux, Ruby Keeler, Viola Dana, Dolores Grey, Marie Windsor, Danielle Darieux, Jean Parker, Julie Christie, Acquanetta, Leatrice Joy, Ghita Nørby, Julie Newmar, Joanne Woodward, Sandra Dee, Eva Marie Saint, Simone Simon, Katherine Dunham, Birgitte Price, Lee Grant, Anita Page, Flora Robson, Martha Sleeper, Elsie Ames, Isabel "Coca" Sarli, Glenda Farrell, Kathleen Burke, Linden Travers, Diane Baker, Joan Davis, Joan Leslie, Sylvia Sidney, Marie Dressler, June Lockhart, Emmanuelle Riva, Libertad Leblanc, Susannah Foster, Susan Fleming, Dolores Costello, Ann Smyrner, Luise Rainer, Anna Massey, Evelyn Ankers, Ruth Gordon, Eva Dahlbeck, Ansa Ikonen, Diana Wynyard, Patricia Neal, Etta Lee, Gloria Stuart, Arletty, Dorothy McGuire, Mitzi Gaynor, Gwen Verdon, Maria Schell, Lili Damita, Ethel Moses, Gloria Holden, Kay Thompson, Jeanne Crain, Edna May Oliver, Lili Liliana, Ruth Chatterton, Giulietta Masina, Claire Bloom, Dinah Sheridan, Carroll Baker, Brenda de Banzie, Milú, Hertha Thiele, Hanka Ordonówna, Lillian Roth, Jane Powell, Carol Ohmart, Betty Garrett, Kalina Jędrusik, Edana Romney, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Kay Kendall, Ruth Hussey, Véra Clouzot, Jadwiga Smosarska, Marge Champion, Mary Astor, Ann Harding, María Casares, Maureen O'Sullivan, Mildred Natwick, Michèle Morgan, Romy Schneider, Elisabeth Bergner, Celeste Holm, Betty Hutton, Susan Peters, Mehtab, Leslie Caron, Anna Sten, Janet Munro, Nataša Gollová, Eve Arden, Ida Lupino, Regina Linnanheimo, Sonja Henie, and Terry (what a good girl)

ROUND TWO BEAUTIES:

Evelyn Nesbit, Thelma Todd, Tura Satana, Helen Gibson, Maureen O'Hara, Rocío Dúrcal, Mary Nolan, Lois Maxwell, Maggie Smith, Zulma Faiad, Ursula Andress, Musidora, Delphine Seyrig, Marian Marsh, Leatrice Joy, Sharon Tate, Pina Menichelli, Teresa Wright, Shelley Winters, Lee Remick, Jane Wyman, Martita Hunt, Barbara Bates, Susan Strasberg, Marie Bryant, Diana Rigg, Jane Birkin, Rosalind Russell, Vanessa Redgrave, Brigitte Helm, Gloria Grahame, Rosemary Clooney, Bebe Daniels, Constance Bennett, Lilian Bond, Ann Dvorak, Jeanette Macdonald, Pouri Banayi, Raquel Welch, Vilma Bánky, Dorothy Malone, Olive Thomas, Celia Johnson, Moira Shearer, Priscilla Lane, Dolores del Río, Ann Sothern, Françoise Rosay, June Allyson, Carole Lombard, Jeni Le Gon, Takako Irie, Barbara Steele, Claudette Colbert, Lalita Pawar, Asta Nielsen, Sandra Milo, Maria Montez, Mae West, Alma Rose Aguirre, Bibi Andersson, Joan Blondell, Anne Bancroft, Elsa Lanchester, Nita Naldi, Suchitra Sen, Dorothy Van Engle, Elisabeth Welch, Esther Williams, Loretta Young, Margueritte De La Motte, Ita Rina, Constance Talmadge, Margaret Lockwood, Barbara Bedford, Josette Day, Stefania Sandrelli, Jane Russell, Doris Dowling, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Donna Reed, Ruby Dee, Diana Sands, Billie Burke, Kyōko Kagawa, Françoise Dorléac, Hend Rostom, Monica Vitti, Lilian Harvey, Marjorie Main, Jeanne Moreau, Lola Flores, Ann Blyth, Janet Gaynor, Jennifer Jones, Margaret Sullavan, Sadhana, Ruby Myers, Lotus Long, Honor Blackman, Marsha Hunt, Debbie Reynolds, Michèle Mercier, Irene Dunne, Jean Arthur, Judy Holliday, Tippi Hedren, Susse Wold, Vera-Ellen, Carmelita González, Nargis Dutt, Purnima, Harriet Andersson, Yvonne De Carlo, Miroslava Stern, Sheila Guyse, Helen, Margaret Dumont, Betty Grable, Joan Bennett, Jane Greer, Judith Anderson, Liv Ullman, Vera Zorina, Joan Fontaine, Silvana Mangano, and Lee Ya-Ching

ROUND THREE ELECTRIFIERS:

Jean Hagen, Sumiko Mizukubo, Mary Philbin, Ann-Margret, Margaret Rutherford, Claudia Cardinale, Eleanor Parker, Jessie Matthews, Theresa Harris, Brigitte Bardot, Alla Nazimova, Faye Dunaway, Marion Davies, Anna Magnani, Theda Bara, Myrna Loy, Kay Francis, Fay Wray, Barbra Streisand, Bette Davis, Hideko Takamine, France Nuyen, Claudine Auger, Miriam Hopkins, Maylia Fong, Samia Gamal, Maude Fealy, Machiko Kyō, Sharmila Tagore, Lucille Ball, Ginger Rogers, Juanita Moore, Anna Fougez, Waheeda Rehman, Ruan Lingyu, Nina Mae McKinney, Ethel Waters, Nadira, Olivia de Havilland, Abbey Lincoln, Louise Beavers, Agnes Moorehead, Lana Turner, Norma Shearer, Maria Falconetti, Reiko Sato, Marie Doro, Clara Bow, Margaret Lindsay, Catherine Denueve, Madhabi Mukherjee, Rosaura Revueltas, Hu Die, Mary Pickford, Fredi Washington, Louise Brooks, Leonor Maia, Merle Oberon, Paulette Goddard, Vivien Leigh, Francine Everett, Savitri, Tita Merello, and Meena Kumari

ROUND FOUR STUNNERS:

Judy Garland, Dorothy Dandridge, Yoshiko Yamaguchi, Marilyn Monroe, Irene Papas, Lupe Vélez, Pola Negri, Gene Tierney, Barbara Stanwyck, Gina Lollobrigida, Lena Horne, Nutan, Jean Seberg, Kim Novak, Gladys Cooper, Tallulah Bankhead, Linda Darnell, Julie Andrews, Carmen Sevilla, Gloria Swanson, Glynis Johns, Anne Baxter, Angela Lansbury, Anita Ekberg, Toshia Mori, Deborah Kerr, Hazel Scott, Chelo Alonso, Cyd Charisse, Nancy Kwan, Devika Rani, Shima Iwashita, and Anouk Aimée

ROUND FIVE SMOKESHOWS:

Setsuko Hara, Pearl Bailey, Joan Crawford, Madhubala, Marpessa Dawn, Keiko Awaji, Rita Hayworth, Veronica Lake, Ava Gardner, Greta Garbo, Grace Kelly, Xia Meng, Suraiya, Natalie Wood, María Félix, and Mbissine Thérèse Diop

ROUND SIX SEXY LADIES:

Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Vyjyanthimala, Jane Fonda, Katharine Hepburn, Josephine Baker, Elizabeth Taylor, and Ingrid Bergman

QUARTER FINALIST GLAMAZONS:

Audrey Hepburn, Marlene Dietrich, Anna May Wong, and Lauren Bacall

SEMIFINALIST ICONS:

Rita Moreno, Diahann Carroll

FINALIST FABULOSITY:

Hedy Lamarr

ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE HOT & VINTAGE MOVIE WOMAN TOURNAMENT:

Eartha Kitt

[mj0702]

Then help her 🔞

Jenni Hermoso x Alexia Putellas x reader

Okay guys... I got distracted and just had to punch out this smut piece...

“Hola mi amores” Alexia said loudly as she stepped through the apartment door throwing her keys into the ceramic bowl next to the door.

You always claim it's the most horrendous bowl you've ever seen but yet it was still there while Jennis self made vase “accidently” fell off the sideboard rather quickly after it was placed there. It just happened that you were cleaning around it when it magically decided to throw itself of the sideboard and bursted into 5.000 pieces – you were very “sorry” about it as you got out the broom sweeping the pieces together whistling a happy tune.

“Hola???” Alexia tried again after finding the flat unnaturally quiet and didn't receive an answer.

“Dormitorio” the blonde heard Jenni call from the bedroom

Alexia made quick work of taking her shoes of – Jenni would skin her alive if she would set a foot in the bedroom with shoes on – and walked down the hallway towards the bedroom

She passed the kitchen to find the ingredients for dinner out on the counter top some of them half chopped and looked confused towards the closed bedroom door. She pushed the door open to get greeted with a sight she loved. Jenni was sitting in her signature dark red velvet armchair (or as you call it “her throne”) looking somewhat blankly at Alexia while you were on your knees in front of her trying to work her strap on deeper into your mouth

“Not that I want to complain about the sight but... what's going on? Did I forget an anniversary?” Alexia asked a little taken aback

“Your guess is as good as mine” Jenni shook her head lightly “She came home from training and was somehow upset and basically begged me for the strap. Put it on and before I knew it I was sitting down with her on her knees”

“Okay” Alexia raised an eyebrow at you.

You weren't one for demanding things so she knew something must have happened during training that threw you off so badly that you didn't know how to handle it. She watched you for a few more minutes as you again tried to work the strap deeper into your mouth which made you gag

“Okay... and what are we trying to accomplish here?” the blonde asked still not sure what's going on

“I THINK she wants the strap down her throat...” Jenni mused glancing down at you

“In THAT angle?? That angle is difficult even for me and she's FAR less experienced than I am” Alexia said as she walked over to the two of you.

“The help her...Look... I tried to stop her but she wouldn't let me... I don't know what her problem is but maybe you can help” Jenni said her tone slightly annoyed as Alexia laid her hand on the back of your head gently to lean over you to kiss her other girlfriend softly

“Let's see... let me work my magic mi amor” Alexia smirked against Jennis lips her hand still gently on your head starting to slightly scratch your scalp

You grunted slightly at the not unwelcomed action but you continued to suck on the dark haired strap

“Oh mi Bonita” Alexia said soothingly as you gagged again “Not like this...”

She grabbed a fist full of your hair and pulled you away roughly away from the strap on. You whined desperately feeling the need to prove that you can handle it by yourself but Alexia wouldn't budge. Instead she angled your head towards her so you have to look her in the eye

“You really want to try deep throating Jennis dick?” the blonde asked her voice low

“Sí...” you whispered back your voice raspy

“Sí... what?” Alexia tugged on your hair a little more

“Sí mi reina” you winced a little at her roughness

“Buena nina” the blonde smirked while Jenni snorted “I'll teach you... but we're doing it my way”

“Por favor” you whimpered

“I know Bonita...” Alexia smirked “Jenni... mind standing up leaning against the sideboard?”

The black haired woman raised an eyebrow at the blondes request but followed suit pushing herself up walking over to the sideboard leaning against it grabbing its edge with her hands

“Thank you” the blonde smirked her tone teasing

“Don't push it Putellas” Jenni smirked back

Alexia threw a last smirk at her girlfriend before shifting her attention towards you.

“Now Bonita... you will listen to me carefully...” she tugged on your hair again and you winced

“Can you do as I tell you Bonita?”

“Sí mi reina” you whimpered shifting your weight as your knees start to hurt

“Bueno” the blonde smiled letting go of your hair as she stroked over it

“Let's not keep Jenni waiting...” she slightly pushed you forward and you ungracefully fell but catched yourself on your hands last second

You tried to stand up but just received a warning “uh huh” from Alexia as she pushed you down by your shoulder and you understood that she wanted you to crawl over to Jenni who was still leaning against the sideboard watching the little interaction

“Good girl” Alexia praised you as you slowly started to crawl “even without your collar”

“Stop” the blonde commanded you as you were right in front of Jenni “Kneel”

You immediately shuffled back sitting on your heels the strap right in front of your face and you couldn't help yourself but lean forward. You didn't come far as Alexia immediately grabbed your hair again

“No... my way remember?” the blond said strictly “If it gets too much you tap Jennis thigh three times... I trust you that you won't disobey me and actually do it if you think you can't handle more. I don't want you to force yourself am I clear Bonita?”

“Sí” you whispered hanging your head low as much as Alexias grip allows it

“Good... now start slow... Jenni loves good show... just the tip Bonita” the blonde said softly as she kept a good hold of your hair.

You did as she told you starting to lick and suck the tip of the strap into your mouth as you hear Jenni moan quietly above you.

“Just like that” Alexia praised you lowly leaning over you as she started to kiss Jennis neck

You thought since both of your girlfriends were occupied that you could get away with going further down on the fake dick. As usual Alexia kept a close eye on you pulling you away from the strap by your hair without stopping kissing down Jennis neck. She kept you away from the toy of your desire by an inch but as much as you stretched your neck you just couldn't reach it

“Last warning” Alexia growled with a rather harsh tug on your hair as her lips shortly leave the neck of the dark haired one

You whined again sinking back onto your heels defeated

“Every time you feel the need to act up again we start over...” the blonde said as she loosen the grip again

As soon as you felt her grip loosen you started to suck on the tip of the strap again this time you ignored the urge to go faster than Alexia allows it

“There... not so hard is it Bonita” the blonde smirked as she pulled Jenni down into a messy kiss.

The black haired woman moaned into the kiss needing to hold herself back not thrusting her hips forward. She knew that Alexia got you under control but who had control over Alexia? For once Jenni gave up the control to let Alexia have a little fun with you.

“You made your point clear Lex...” the dark haired murmured against the blondes lips “... give her a little more”

“Her or you?” Alexia smirked

“If it would be up to me you'd be on your knees as well... amor” Jenni smirked back

The blonde hummed letting her attention swift to you once more

“You heard her Bonita... a little more” Alexia said softly knowing you tend to overdo things and for what you wanted and she planned overdoing was not an option

You followed up immediately sinking your head deeper down nearer towards Jennis middle. You felt your hair getting tugged lightly again making you whine out frustrated

“I said a little not all” the blonde chastised you

You quickly pulled your head up again so you had about half the strap in your mouth before Alexia decides to start over again.

“Bueno” Alexia said satisfied as she started to open up the buttons of Jennis shirt with her other hand

She pushed the shirt to the side after she opened it completely immediately latching onto Jennis collarbone biting down harshly which caused the dark haired one to snap her hips forward the tip of the strap hitting the back of your mouth. You weren't prepared for the movement and it made you gag again

“Jennifer” Alexia growled pulling you away slightly stroking through your hair silently telling you that you did nothing wrong

“Lo siento” Jenni mumbled “But...”

“Please tell me I don't need to have an eye on you too” the blonde grumbled “You have more self-control than this”

“You just surprised me.. a little warning next time” the dark haired huffed as she reached down stroking over your cheek “I'm sorry mi amor.... won't happen again I promise” she said softly

You looked up at your two girlfriends with wide eyes not expecting the gentleness in this moment

“Go on Bonita... you did so good...” Alexia encouraged you

You hesitated for a second before you started to suck the fake dick back into your mouth. Of course your hesitation didn't go unnoticed and your girlfriends shared a quick look if they should continue but since you kept going willingly the let you. Apparently you really needed this tonight.

“Go all the way Bonita... you earned it” the blonde spoke softly letting her hand slide down to the back of your neck guiding you further down

You tried so hard to get to the bottom of the strap but every time the tip hits the back of your mouth you couldn't stop yourself from gagging

“Relax Bonita” Alexia is keeping her voice low and steady as she repositioned her hand now around your neck under your jaw

You tried again but just like all the other times before you just couldn't relax your throat enough. Alexia noticed your struggle and your growing frustration so she decided to try a different approach.

“Jenni?” the blonde looked at her girlfriend

“Sí?” the dark haired panted out

Alexia leaned forward to whisper something into Jennis ear so you wouldn't hear what the blonde has planned. Jennis eyes shot open surprised quickly glancing down to you before she nodded.

“Don't worry... she can handle it” Alexia pressed a soft kiss to her lips and you heard a mumbled

“Bonita” Alexia got your attention before she continued “Do you still want this?”

You nodded as much as possible the strap still uncomfortable pressing against the back of your mouth

“Okay... just trust me” the blonde said soothingly as she positioned herself behind you sinking to her knees as well “You're doing so good for me and Jenni”

You whined as she shushed you softly. She gripped your neck a little tighter starting to massage it lightly. This light pressure caused you to swallow even tho you tried to suppress it but Alexia really was a master in manipulating your body. You swallowed hard and this was the exact moment Jenni pushed her hips forward pushing the strap down your throat. Your eyes widen as you felt the intrusion as your nose hit Jennis skin and you instinctively tried to fight it

“No Bebita... calm down... I know it feels weird at first but I need you to relax” Alexia kept her voice soothing and low grabbing your jaw tighter so you wouldn't be able to move as much and in the worst case hurt yourself

“Fuck” both of you heard Jenni moan as her body shuddered and she came just from the image of both of her girls on her knees and her strap buried down your throat.

Alexia eased you off the strap slowly and carefully despite your disagreeing whines

“You did so good Bonita... that's enough” the blonde mumbled softly knowing that you may have satisfied Jenni but neither her nor yourself

“I know... but I don't want that you hurt yourself Bonita.... you did so well” Alexia pressed a kiss to your temple as you slumped back against her tears springing to your eyes.

The blonde quickly got up from behind you picking you up bridal style walking towards the bed as she saw the tears in your eyes.

“Did we hurt you?” Alexia asked softly

You just couldn't muster up the energy to answer verbally so you just shook your head waiting for Jenni to join you on the bed. The dark haired one got rid of the strap in the bathroom coming back into the bedroom with a glass of water in her hand

“Drink babe” she ordered you softly lifting the glass to your lips “Good girl” she praised you as she saw you taking a few small sips but she also saw the slight wince every time you swallowed

“You need more water?” Alexia asked and you shook your head again

“But you need more” Jenni clarified sensing you were still upset and you nodded

“Let's give the Bonita what she wants” your blonde girlfriend smirked as she started to kiss and lightly bite your neck “She deserves a reward don't you think Jenni?”

[dramaticadora]

Não importa o quanto o tempo passe, sinto que encontrei a melhor companhia para uma vida inteira. Sinto que devo falar sobre outro assunto, mudar o disco, sabe? Mas tudo tem se resumido a você e a como tornou minha vida mais bonita, como me sinto protegida e amada quando estou com você, quando a lembrança de nós me abraça e me nina até que eu chegue a sonhar com o nosso futuro. Eu poderia falar da minha comida favorita, mas me remeteria ao dia que eu a fiz pra você. Poderia falar da bebida, mas eu a servi junto a comida. Eu poderia falar dos meus filmes, dos meus sonhos, planejamentos, tudo, eu poderia falar sobre qualquer outra coisa, mas você estaria lá, entende? Em detalhes, em partes ou talvez em tudo. Não é que seja repetitivo, é que eu apenas amo saber que em tudo o que eu faço, sempre terá partes de você.

@dramaticadora e @escriturias

[digital-morganism]

The Catholic Church regularly reminds its Mexican members that Dia De Los Muertos is in fact paganism and that you should really just come in on All Saints Day the day afterwards.

Hey I was thinking about your post about how religion is a set of practices within a given context, and so (as per the example you used) the Islam of daesh differs a lot from the Islam of liberal Arabs in the USA. And I was wondering if you feel that would apply similarly to a much more centralised religion like the Catholic church, which has a central figurehead that sets the tone of the religion worldwide?

yeah obvsies with the more specificity that you define what you're talking about the more specific claims you can make. so you can talk much more substantively about 'catholicism' than you can about 'christianity', and then in turn talk more substantively about 'the catholicism of the catholic church' than about 'catholicism', and then in turn talk even more substantively about 'the catholicism of the catholic church in poland', etc. but obviously then as ever we must return to our material analysis and understand the behaviour of the church as informed not by 'catholicism' but by the church's (many many!) material & economic interests, around which 'catholicism' as practiced within the church's orthodoxy was shaped

[taranthese]

HOT SUMMER NIGHTS, MID JULY !

⋆ ★ pairing: pedri x messi!oc

⋆ ★ synopsis: they're relationship is private . . . not a secret

⋆ ★ author's note: my spanish is oh so very limited so some words were translated using google translate! and my first ever social media fic... faceclaim is maddie francesca!

@MADEIRAMESSI

📍tenerife islands

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MADEIRAMESSI tenerife tu tienes mi corazon! ( tenerife you have my heart! )

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USER use me as a messi is the goat button >>>>

USER the way she's so gorgeous

USER tell messi to come back to barça to win the ucl!!!!!!!

MIKKYKIEMENEY bonitaaaa

→ graciasss, mi amor 🤍

USER does she have a boyfriend

USER @madeiramessi with a guy???? my heart is broken 💔

USER doesn't pedri live in tenerife.....

USER she's out of everyone's league y'all, she's MESSI'S DAUGHTER

USER do you guys see g*rnacho in her likes...

LEOMESSI mis hija hermosa ♡

→ graciasss, papaitooo !!!

@EIRASDOS

📍everywhere

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EIRASDOS life lately (no my dad does not condone violence)

P_888 mi nina hermosa ( my beautiful girl )

→ te amo pepiiiii ♡

LEOMESSI la foto ultima? ( the last photo? )

→ hihihi

G4VIR4 WHAT THE HELL 🔥🔥🔥

→ 17 year old behaviour smh

→ G4VIR4 yo soy 18....

→ same thing

@MADEIRAMESSI and @PEDRI

📍tenerife islands

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PEDRI 🤍 @madeiramessi

MADEIRAMESSI mi corazon

→ bonita

USER okay can we give the biggest apology to @pedriskinnyjeans on twt ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

FCBARCELONA barça youngsters ❤️‍🔥

PABLOGAVI por fin

→ MADEIRAMESSI lo siento pablo 😝

USER never thought THE madeira messi would end up with pedri...

USER it couple 4evaaaaaa... siri play young and beautiful by lana del rey

LEOMESSI mis hija y mis hijo

→ MADEIRAMESSI gracias papaitoo

→ USER messi calling pedri his son???? IM DONE

USER she could do so much better

⋆ ★ author's note: thank you so much for reading! i don't really feel madeira messi's story is done... might use her for more pedri x oc storiessss <;3

[catboymoments]

Idk if you've heard this audio on tiktok but it goes:

"¡Aww! Que Bonita Nina!"

"¿Que te Pasa? Soy vato"

"Ay perdón, es que como traes moñito me confundí"

"Es que soy coquette"

That exchange but it's with mittens

ES QUE SOY COQUETTE I LOVE THAT ONEEE

[imninahchan]

Nina pfvr um da karina que se paga de womanizer mas na vdd se humilha por mulher

───── 𓏲╰ ᰔᩚ ·# [🍥] : KARINA + w o m a n i z e r

quer dizer, ninguém sabia sobre essa fama dela. Todos conhecem KARINA como aquela garota muito bonita, que acaba incomodam só por isso, mas nunca se passava pela sua mente que ela pudesse ser tão canalha. É quando você se aproxima do círculo de amigos dela que isso passa a ser perceptível;

os flertes, as frases lascivas ditas com tranquilidade, como quem não quer nada, os olhares, os toques escondidos no cantinho da balada pra ninguém descobrir. E o pior, quando ela faz isso com você ───── tá tão bonitinha, nossa... amei o seu vestido, ficou lindo em você. mas o que não fica bonito em você, hm? E ela está tocando o canto do seu rosto, escorregando a mão na curva do seu quadril e com os olhos na sua boca pintada pelo batom;

você cede, é meio que impossível não ceder aos encantos de um rostinho de boneca como aquela. Teme, no entanto, não quer ser mais uma garota bonita pra quem ela diz coisas mais bonitas ainda, e acaba indo fazer a mesma coisa com outra. E é aí que você percebe que a fama de KARINA nunca existiu porque ela nem é tão canalha assim. Claro, o jeitinho malandro pesa, mas a verdade é que ela a pilantra mais apaixonada que você já viu;

te liga de madrugada, a voz baixinha e doce pra dizer saudades de te ver, mô. Te convida pra assistir os jogos dela junto do time de vôlei, e fica toda boba ao te avistar na arquibancada. Deixa uns docinhos na sua mochila antes de você sair da casa dela, te pediu aquele livro emprestado mas nem leu, tudo que fez foi escrever um bilhetinho e colocar lá dentro só pra quando você abrir um sorriso crescer nos seus lábios ───── só tem você, okay? Eu gosto tanto de você, linda... Quer te ver de novo... Faz tempo que a gente não se vê. Sinto falta até do seu perfume, acredita? Deixei a minha blusa aí na tua casa, posso ir buscar, hm? Vai, deixa. Eu sei que você quer me ver também. E sempre parece que é papo furado, porém nem é.

[small-world-au]

MIS NINAS HERMOSAS!!!!

girlies

[halobirthdays]

Happy birthday to Spartan Bonita Stone!

Today is her -512th birthday!

Stone was born on Komoya and enlisted in the UNSC, where she served on a stealth vessel. This experience lead to her placement on Fireteam Shadow after she joined the SPARTAN-IV program.

In 2560, Stone was serving aboard the Infinity when it was attacked by the Banished. She was ordered to separate from her team and evacuate with Spartan Nina Koven while the other members of Shadow stayed behind. After crash-landing on Zeta Halo, she and the remaining survivors met up with Koven, who was leading her own group of survivors. Witrhout a real fighting force or orders, the group remained hidden and only fought if necessary as they made their way through the ring. Eventually, they discovered the UNSC outpost at the Mortal Reverie. The Reverie had crash-landed on the ring but still had sufficient supplies to act as a much-needed stronghold for the scattered UNSC forces. Their leader, Spartan Hudson Griffin, left with a small team in an attempt to assassinate Escharum. He failed, and Escharum staged a counter-attack on the Reverie. Despite being prepared for the attack, the UNSC forces were overwhelmed and were forced to flee. Stone and the survivors went into hiding and resorted to guerilla warfare.

Eventually, she returned to the Reverie to find that the Banished had been excavating. They used a human prisoner to access an artifact which gave them the location of the ring's defensive systems. Realizing this would eliminate any chances of a UNSC survival, Stone attacked. She engaged with several Banished leaders, including Jega 'Rdomnai, Gorian, and Hectarius. Though she was at a significant disadvantage, she was still able to get close enough to steal the data on the ring's defenses and have her personal AI, Ouco, copy and then corrupt the Banished's version of the data. Eventually, she was overrun and was abushed by 'Rdomnai, who impaled her on his energy sword. The Banished took the data node back, unaware that it had been corrupted.

Her body was later discovered by Koven, who retrieved the invaluable data from Stone's armor, but did not have the means to move her. A month later, Stone aided the UNSC one last time when Master Chief discovered her body and was able to add her energy shielding module to his own armor.

[lockcdone]

( aubri ibrag, 25, ela/dela )  Era Uma Vez… Uma pessoa comum, de um lugar sem graça nenhuma! HÁ, sim, estou falando de você 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐎 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐀𝐍. Você veio de Gori, Georgia, e costumava ser PRESIDIÁRIA por lá antes de ser enviado para o Mundo das Histórias. Se eu fosse você, teria vergonha de contar isso por aí, porque enquanto você estava APROVEITANDO O HORÁRIO DO BANHO DE SOL, tem gente aqui que estava salvando princesas das garras malignas de uma bruxa má! Tem gente aqui que estava montando em dragões. Tá vendo só? Você pode até ser 𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐀, mas você não deixa de ser uma baita de uma 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋… Se, infelizmente, você tiver que ficar por aqui para estragar tudo, e acabar assumindo mesmo o papel de 𝑃𝐼𝑅𝐴𝑇𝐴 𝐶𝐴𝑂𝐿𝐻𝑂 na história 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐍… Bom, eu desejo boa sorte. Porque você VAI precisar!

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nome: irina sopio vardanyan

apelido: nina

idade: 25 anos

data de nascimento: dezoito de junho

signo: gêmeos

ascendente: peixes

local de nascimento: gori, georgia

ocupação: ex-detenta

label: the miscreant

alinhamento: chaotic neutral

orientação sexual: bissexual

faceclaim: aubri ibrag

𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐒: six merry murderers cell block tango (chicago), orange is the new black, john murphy (the 100), loki (mitologia nórdica), petyr baelish (game of thrones), bronn (game of thrones), maven calore (red queen saga), draco malfoy (harry potter saga)

𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐎

quando apareceu no mundo dos perdidos, trajando o macacão laranja com seu sobrenome etiquetado no peito, sua “profissão” e seu passado ficaram marcados. como ferro em brasa na pele. uma presidiária. perigosa. é possível até que tenha matado alguém. ninguém sabe, e ela com certeza não fala. seu passado é isso. passado. algo que ela faria qualquer coisa para não voltar. absolutamente qualquer coisa, e talvez sim, isso lhe torne perigosa.

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐄

É calada, não que ela precise dizer qualquer coisa com seu sotaque do leste europeu para que formem qualquer opinião ao seu respeito. seu macacão laranja deixa bem claro que estava cumprindo pena em alguma prisão esquecida por deus. e a palavra “detenta” parecia lhe definir por completo. ela, no entanto, se consideraria outras palavras para descrever a si mesma: uma garota com um passado. uma pessoa que já esteve no inferno mais de uma vez. com certeza uma sobrevivente, que é uma lutadora isso ninguém duvida. apesar de não ser necessariamente má, não fazendo qualquer coisa apenas por maldade gratuita, o mundo lá fora lhe ensinara que ela precisa cuidar de si mesma e se tornou individualista por necessidade, a crueldade veio como o preço a se pagar, embora ela tenha pouca ou nenhuma satisfação nisso. pode ser divertida quando quer, embora não se lembre da última vez que aproveitou algo sem o medo sufocante de algo fosse dar errado a seguir. possui algum senso de lealdade, embora a sua maior lealdade seja sempre com ela mesma.

𝐁𝐈𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐀

𝚝𝚠: 𝚖𝚎𝚗çã𝚘 𝚊 𝚟𝚒����𝚕ê𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚊 𝚍𝚘𝚖é𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚊, 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚘

O uniforme laranja com o sobrenome escrito no peito, deixava claro que seja lá o que Vardanyan era no passado, ela com certeza não era flor que se cheirasse. A presidiária que se viu livre graças a magia que a trouxe para o mundo dos perdidos era magra e até bonita demais para ser considerada de maior periculosidade, mas as aparências enganam, e isso era algo que ela tinha demorado demais para aprender.

Nascida e criada em Gori, no Georgia, Nina não era uma criança muito diferente das suas duas irmãs e duas primas de idades e aparência tão semelhantes que podiam ser consideradas como um caso bizarro de quíntuplos que deixou de ser noticiado. Claro, se elas fossem quíntuplas, e recebessem todo o alvoroço da mídia, junto com presentes e até um auxílio, talvez a família não passasse por tantos apertos. Quando pequena, as cinco meninas quase não notavam, desde que pudessem brincar nada realmente importava. Foi só quando se aproximaram da adolescência que elas começaram a notar a miséria e as preocupações que atordoavam seus pais, seus tios e sua babushka. Foi assim que, perto do seu aniversário de quinze anos, ela e suas primas foram abordadas por um grupo que vendia a ideia de dinheiro fácil: as condições eram simples, elas viajariam pelos lugares mais badalados do globo como Cairo, Dubai, Saint-Tropez, Santorini, encheriam o instagram de fotos divertidas, duma vida luxuosas pela europa, e seriam muito bem pagas por isso, desde que suas malas de grife contivesse uma quantidade indecente de intorpecentes na costura.

Agora as cinco meninas haviam virado traficantes, recrutando meninas bonitas e sequestrando passaportes enquanto aproveitavam uma vida de excessos que até então elas só haviam visto no cinema. As meninas falavam pouco, ou quase nada de inglês mas sorriam eram adaptáveis o suficiente para se livrar da imigração e das policiais nos aeroportos… Bem, até não conseguirem mais e então pararam na prisão pela primeira vez. Por sorte, ela ainda era de menor e a primeira prisão das Vardanyan não passou de um susto, foi então que em uma das festas dado por amigos que gostavam das drogas vendidas pelos empregadores da morena que ela o conheceu. bom, não podiam julgá-la, um rapaz bonito, herdeiro de um fundo fiduciário de dar inveja, mais de um metro e noventa de altura distribuídos em muscúlos que com certeza conheciam o interior de uma academia e até um (e por que não dois?) personal trainers, além de olhos azuís que colocavam as águas límpidas da costa amalfitana no chinelo. ele sorria e ela sorria de volta, e eles gostavam das mesmas coisas, das festas, da divers��o, do dinheiro e um do outro, o que poderia dar errado?

O casamento aconteceu menos de um ano depois, as agressões, no entanto, não demoraram tanto tempo. A violência doméstica era um capítulo que ela não gostava de lembrar, e com certeza não era algo que ela deixava com que os outros soubessem, mesmo que tenha sido ela a responsável por ser quem ela era hoje. Se a sua primeira condenação tinha tido a ver com ingenuidade, um tiro que colocou fim a todo o horror que ela vinha vivendo nos últimos dois anos assim como as outras condenações foram só um reflexo do fato de que o sistema carcerário não oferecia qualquer perspectiva além dos muros do presídio. Para manter o mínimo da sua dignidade ela teve que fazer favores dentro da cadeia, para sobreviver do lado de fora ela tinha que aceitar o fato de que nenhum lugar contrataria uma ex-detenta, o crime era sua única solução, e ao longo do tempo ela tinha se tornado boa nisso.

Estava na sua terceira passagem pelo centro de detenção, já conhecia a rotina, os rostos eram familiares, as facções e divisões eram bem vindas, ela aprendeu a sobreviver. Quando foi parar em Mundo dos Perdidos ela tinha uma chance. Uma chance de sobreviver do jeito certo. Não importava que havia perdido a visão do olho direito, que agora esbanjava uma cor cinza pálida e brilhante, completamente diferente do olho castanho escuro e cheio de mistério do lado esquerdo. Ela havia ganhado algo ainda mais precioso: Liberdade. E diferente de todos ali, ela não tinha sequer um motivo para querer voltar para casa. Seja lá o que acontecesse, ela tinha a erteza de que não voltaria para a cadeia uma quarta vez.

[tecontos]

Cunhadinho gostoso me dando o trato

By; Nina

Eu me chamo Nina, tenho 25 anos, moro em São Luís, sou morena clara, hoje estou um pouco cheinha, sou muito bonita, tenho bumbum grande e pernas grossas. Casei muito cedo, com Sandro que tem 31 anos. O meu marido tem um irmão que é mais novo que eu, mais sempre foi um gato.

Em mais ou menos 19 de junho, ele (Jorge, o irmão do meu marido) estava aqui em casa deitado na cama do quarto que temos pra receber alguém quando vem do interior (tanto a família do meu marido quanto a minha são do interior), quando de repente me deu um estalo, a vontade de tê-lo pra mim foi maior, eu me deitei ao seu lado e dei-lhe um abraço. Ele gostou tenho certeza disso, mas falou que eu era louca, que eu era mulher do irmão dele, essas coisas que dão medo.

Eu fui mais insistente, comecei a beijá-lo e ele não resistiu, então ele se entregou a paixão, nos beijamos, e começamos um amasso gostoso. Eu tirei a sua roupa com a boca eu chupei bastante o seu cacete, que estava duro e grande (é de família), chupei tanto que ele quase goza em minha boca.

Ele também me chupou bastante, rasgou minha calcinha, mamou tanto na minha buceta que eu chorei, sua língua tava tão quente que parecia que ia pegar fogo, ele me chupava, me mordia, me dizia que sempre me desejou mais que tinha medo que o irmão dele descobrisse. Então começamos a transar, ele muito jovem mais muito carinhoso, trepamos de todo jeito, em pé, deitada, fizemos 69 (que delícia, quase ele fica louco)...

Quando fiquei de quatro ele quase tem um ataque, pois disse que sempre me desejou dessa forma, que me espionava banhando, que escutava eu fazendo amor com o irmão dele, que bateu muita punheta para mim, como eu gostava de escutar isso. Ele sá tinha um defeito, enquanto eu falava obscenidades em sue ouvido, ele ficava muito calado. Eu pedia para ele me foder gostoso, que o pau dele era uma delícia, eu chorava de tanto tesão por aquele menino.

Ele me comeu bastante, apesar da gente ficar com medo de alguém chegar. Esse macho fudeu muito minha buceta, até que eu não resisti e gozei, gozei muito, foi diferente porque sabia que era proibido, tinha um gosto de prazer e medo ao mesmo tempo, ele também gozou tudo na minha buceta.

Estamos transando, sempre que da, quando o meu marido viaja, deixava ele aqui em casa para eu não dormir só, fazemos a festa.

Transo com meu marido pensando nele.

Enviado ao Te Contos por Nina

[stevenuniverss]

why not philosophy.

Era fim de noite quando, mais uma vez, Steven pegou o celular sozinho no seu quarto, no escuro, sendo iluminado somente pela luz lá de fora. Ao menos tinham consertado o poste, pensou, abrindo o Instagram embora odiasse aquela rede social. Ele rolou a tela por alguns minutos até se lembrar, com certo desgosto, do outro aplicativo, o que Ade havia instalado há uma semana e que tinha as notificações desligadas. Entre homens e mulheres, Steven tinha respondido somente duas pessoas, no máximo, mas não rendeu a conversa para além de um dia. As pessoas pareciam todas idiotas, ele não conseguia pensar diferente, mesmo condenado à solidão por ser assim tão esnobe.

Logo que abriu o aplicativo, um rosto familiar surgiu. Steven a conhecia, porque não havia quem não conhecesse, mas ainda havia o fato de terem interagido rapidamente no museu dias atrás. Sei lá, ele pensou. Vasculhou as fotos disponíveis. Era bonita, sem dúvidas. Ele tinha constatado isso pessoalmente, não tinha como discutir. Steven ficou de três a cinco minutos olhando o perfil da garota, dizendo para si mesmo que não estava interessado até, do nada, deslizar para a direita. Foda-se, não tinha nada a perder. Ele só não esperava que, ao fazer isso, fosse pular na tela o aviso de que tinha sido correspondido. Era um match. Fuck. Steven se sentou na cama e pestanejou para a parede, desconfiado, como se pudesse ser uma pegadinha ou trote. Por que em que mundo Nina Lennox tinha se interessado por ele àquele ponto?

Descrente e de cara fechada, os dedos de Steven abriram a conversa do aplicativo. Ele fez uma careta, puto consigo mesmo por se permitir chegar àquele ridículo. Era a porra do Tinder. Ele não era um cara que usa a porra do Tinder. Mesmo assim, pensando em pegar aquele blefe, ele digitou e enviou uma mensagem para a garota do outro lado.

[STEVEN] hey