#nightcrawler would totally teach dance classes and you can't convince me a word otherwise

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Fresh Chapter! Hot off the Presses! Get your mutant teenagers doing a Soul Train Line! Get your crying about how your Anger is really just a cover for your Fear! Get your inspirational Dance Instruction! Fic: We Rewrite Our Histories Chapter 16: To Dance in Sunlight: Kurt Wagner's School of Electric Boogaloo Fandom: Xmen Evolution (but pulling canon from comics and films as well) Summary: During Lance’s week-long vacay from the Brotherhood at the Xavier’s Mutant Militia Mansion, Lance had joined in on what the X-Geeks called “Herr Wagner’s School of Electric Boogaloo” a name which the blue mutant took to with an utterly straight face. Now that Kurt had wormed his way into the Brotherhood’s domain and was cozy with the Morlocks, Lance suggested one day expanding the school of boogaloo to everyone.