#nightbloods

[blindradiant]

Lift: that weird black sword makes me feel sick, but it talks about being really really hungry, so I guess it’s OK actually

Navani: that sword is evil

Dalinar: I can’t tell if the sword or the man carrying it is more insane, but I’ll let the man keep it anyway

Szeth: this is my emotional support talking sword. It is the only one in whom I can confide my fears

[wittyhoid]

stormlight archive characters as memes

previous parts: x x x

[ezhrndle]

This is the painting lightsong saw

[starry-stormy-knight]

source: vine

i can't imagine this hasn't been done before but nightblood beloved i had to do my own version

*edit: sorry i forgot to correct the captions to "souls of the evil" or equivalent lol

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Characters Get Asked Their Pronouns

As requested by @dewypeach :)

I'm weirdly anxious about contradicting other people's pronoun headcanons, ha ha. But then...I guess the thing about headcanons is that everyone can have different ones... Anyway, here's how I think Cosmere characters might respond if asked their pronouns!

1. Shallan

Shallan: She/they. Adolin: Just out of curiosity, is the "they" a gender thing or an alters thing? Shallan: Yes.

2. Adolin

Adolin: I like to say that I use whatever pronouns are fashionable! Adolin: I like to say it around Sadeas. Adolin: It makes him shudder. Shallan: You should collect pronouns like swords. Adolin: You say that like I don't already.

3. Kaladin

Kaladin: I use he/him. [Adolin & Shallan look at him] Kaladin: What? I'm just a simple guy!

4. Syl

Syl: I use neopronouns! Kaladin: Y-You do? I thought you went by "she/her"! Syl: Yeah, exactly! Syl: I use the neopronouns that humans invented!

5. Pattern

Pattern: Cryptic pronouns are unpronounceable in the human tongue! Shallan: Are they...a math thing? Pattern: They're a math thing, yeah! Shallan: What do you want us to use in human speech? Pattern: You always use "he" which is mmmm an interesting lie!

6. Harmony

Harmony: As a being that is male, female, both, and neither, I let my followers refer to me however. Harmony: Privately, I think "they/them" fits the most these days.

7. Wayne

Wayne: Like, what I'm using right now? Wayne: It obviously depends on the hat, mate. Wax: I still can't believe you got he/him-ed yesterday. Wayne: I know! In THAT hat?!

8. MeLaan

MeLaan: [currently in the body of a tall, handsome man] MeLaan: She/her. Why?

9. Vin

Vin: I've always used whichever pronouns are safest in the moment. Elend: And if you were safe to use any of them? Vin: ... Vin: I still think I'd put on and off pronouns like a fancy dress, to be honest.

10. Vasher

Vasher: As far as you're concerned, I don't use pronouns. Vasher: How dare you refer to me

11. Dalinar

Dalinar: As a man who reads and writes, it's important to me to use "he/him." Navani: We're having to invent new forms of written pronouns in real time. Dalinar: Doing my part for change.

12. Nightblood

Nightblood: Oooh, what are pronouns?? Szeth: They're how people refer to you, Sword-nimi. Nightblood: My pronouns are Nightblood! Szeth: No, Sword-nimi. Like how they refer to you without using your name. Nightblood: My pronouns are screams! Szeth: ... Szeth: That does seem oddly correct.

13. Lift

Lift: Haven't got a gender. Wyndle: B-But mistress (Mister? Mastress?), how should refer to you? Lift: Sounds like a you problem.

14. Painter

Painter: ... Painter: ... Painter: YOU CAN CHOOSE?!?

[2shards]

have I drawn Szeth? Unclear. Have I drawn a sad, bald white man? Absolutely. drawn at the request of the lovely @stivya

[marauderjojo]

So I did a thing!

Nightblood tattoo!

[qernna]

cringefail loser

[to-shards-you-say]

[basket-of-radiants]

Sorry, this was gonna be a comic with an actual punchline, but this part was funnier just on its own.

[blindradiant]

Nightblood is Szeth’s mid-life crisis acquisition

[highly-invested]

"Is Nightblood Transgender" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

[wanderingprometheus]

More stormlight conversation shenanigans over discord. Shallan would also play the sims and torture sims of people she doesn’t like. Sadeas is stuck in the pool without a ladder

[bluntandsaucy]

currently reading warbreaker now that i'm done w stormlight and is the magic murder sword meant to be szeth's sword???

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Character Descriptions That Are TECHNICALLY True...

...just perhaps somewhat misleading.

[Some spoilers in this for Stormlight, Warbreaker, Yumi, and Mistborn Era 1 & 2!]

1. Dalinar: A widower raising two sons while writing his first book.

2. Szeth: A childlike man who just wants to do what he's told.

3. Vivenna: An eldest daughter who ran away to the big city and immediately fell in with the wrong crowd.

4. Hoid: An old man who likes to stick his nose into everything...and who has begun to worry that he's losing his memory.

5. Jasnah: A researcher who returns from a trip only to find out that her research has been scooped...by her student.

6. Shallan: A self-taught artist and researcher. Also: serial killer.

7. Navani: A widow who courts an old flame...unaware that he killed his first wife.

8. Worldhoppers: Extraterrestrial visitors.

9. Susebron: A newly-wed man who must find new communication strategies if he wants to save his marriage.

10. TenSoon: A guy who impersonates a dog for so long that they make stuffed animals based on him.

11. Nightblood: AI gone wrong.

12. The Machine: AI gone even wrong-er.

13. Wax: Man who kills because god told him to do so through his earring.

14. Taravangian: A dearly beloved grandfather killed by his own former employee.

15. Rlain: A guy who discovers that he's a furry after he joins the army.

[tinasshelf]

day 1 - white

if you already saw me post this NO YOU DIDN’T! I deleted it on accident I literally don’t know how I managed that, ANYWAYS

First time drawing Szeth (drew him because assassin in white. yaknow.) He looks truly miserable, as you may feel when the voices of everyone you’ve murdered are echoing in your head. ft. nightblood cause why not