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(In) correct quotes time,,,,,,

47: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Diana: Yeah-

Rowan: *kicks in the door*

***

*Rowan dies in a game with ships*

Diana: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Diana: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

47: Legend has it that Rowan still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.

Rowan: Of course I do.

***

47: How do you know how to kiss? like who teaches you?

Diana: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Diana: Would you like me to tutor you?

Rowan: That was smooth.

***

Diana: I told 47 that their ears turn red when he lies.

Rowan: Do they?

Diana: No.

Rowan: Then why did you tell him that?

Diana: Because I can do this.

Diana: Hey 47! Do you love us?

47, with his hands over their ears: No.

***

Rowan: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Diana, looking at Rowan: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Rowan and Diana in unison: *sighs* 47,,,

***

Diana: What are you guys doing?

47: Like in life in general or-

Rowan: Not much. Why, what's up?

Diana: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.

Rowan: Assassins Creed?

Diana: Animals Creed.

47: Assassins Crossing.

***

47: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

47: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Rowan: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Diana: So did their neck.

***

Rowan: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...

Diana: Hey, what’s up with Rowan?

Rowan: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.

47: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.

47, to Rowan: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!

Rowan: shUT THE HELL UP, 47! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

***

47: Why does Rowan always do the laundry so loudly?

Diana: So eveyrone knows that no one helps them out in the house.

Rowan, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

***

47: Diana and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Rowan: What did you do?

47: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Diana: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

***

Diana: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Rowan: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.

47: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

***

Rowan: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Diana: How did you know I was up until 3am?

47: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

***

Rowan: Ooh, somebody has a crush!

47: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Diana I just think she's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Later that night*

47, very much awake: Uh oh.

***

Rowan, holding a rock: Diana just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

47: If you don't marry her, I will.

***

Diana: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

47: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Rowan, deer!"

Diana: ...And what did Rowan do?

47: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

***

Diana: What’s it like being tall?

Diana: Is it nice?

Diana: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

47: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Rowan: It was one time!

***

47: Rowan, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Rowan: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

47: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Diana.

Rowan: Wait- 47, no-

***

47: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Diana: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

47: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Rowan: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

***

Rowan: Is Diana always like this when they lose?

47: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Diana: You bumped that table and you know it!

***

Diana: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, 47?

47: No.

Rowan: I do!

Diana: I know, Rowan.

Rowan: I’m sad.

Diana: I know, dear.

***

Rowan: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

47: What’s updog?

Rowan: Diana! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

***

Rowan: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Diana: We're chopsticks!

Rowan: Well... that's cute!

Rowan: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

47: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

***

Diana, to Rowan: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Rowan: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Diana: You just told me you're pregnant.

47: Congratulations Rowan, you're glowing!

***

Diana: What are you writing?

Rowan: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

47, looking over Rowan's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

***

Rowan: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

47: Bees?

Rowan: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

47: Wait-

*Diana approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

***

47: Well, remember when Rowan made a romantic dinner for me?

Diana: 47, they microwaved you a pizza.

***

Rowan: How high are you?

Diana: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

47: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Diana: Oh, antidepressants, why?

[weownthenitenyc]

Sweden Makes Music is an annual concert event in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, introducing brand new and emerging Swedish artists to New York audiences. This year it will return to Baby’s All Right on December 17th and is presented by the Consulate General of Sweden in New York and Export Music Sweden, in collaboration with and curated by Luger, and with support from the Swedish Institute.

This year’s featured artists are Elias, Mapei, Le Sinner, DJ Clea and Morabeza Tobacco.

“This is the seventh year in a row that Sweden Makes Music offers New Yorkers a taste of Sweden’s uniquely progressive and diverse music scene, with live performances by top-notch emerging artists and vital conversations about representation and gender equity in the industry.” – Niklas Arnegren, Head of Cultural Affairs at the Consulate General of Sweden in New York.

In addition, Sweden Makes Music has teamed up with Tekla, a Swedish festival founded by Robyn offering creative educational environments for girls to build their self-confidence in relation to music and other tech-based art forms. Along with the Swedish Institute and the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm, the Tekla team will run day-time music production workshops for NYC middle-school girls and present a Tekla Dialogue panel talk to discuss gender norms, role models, and how the industry can work to improve opportunities for women in music production. More information about Tekla can be found HERE.

Robyn – Global plans for Tekla

“The values of Tekla are universal, and we’re thrilled to be able to engage with girls all over the world. There are huge gaps in gender roles in today’s music business and it’s important to start early in showing possibilities and creating role models for future generations.” – Barbara Chamoun, Tekla workshop leader along with Brenda El Rayes

The Sweden Makes Music 2019 event at Baby’s All Right on December 17th is free but RSVP is required and subject to capacity.

RSVP Sweden Makes Music at Baby’s All Right, HERE. 

Elias – 

Stockholm-based Elias released his debut album Entwined last year and already dropped two singles – “I Give You The Best” and “Neon Lights” – in anticipation of an upcoming EP. He’s been described by Noisey as “a concoction of James Blake soulfulness and Bon Iver potential”, while i-D compared his “gorgeously profound voice” with FKA twigs, Spooky Black, Anthony Hamilton and Sam Cooke.

Mapei – 

Mapei is a Swedish-American artist who playfully connects the dots between soul music and today’s club and hip-hop vibes. She’s been compared to M.I.A, remixed by Frankie Knuckles and Chance the Rapper, and recently dropped a new album, Sensory Overload, signaling another level and brand new chapter in her career.

Le Sinner – 

Le Sinner is a Malmö-based rap artist who never follows conventions. Since achieving global fame with his debut single “Paris” in 2017 and peaking at #1 on Spotify’s Viral 50 in the U.S., he’s been hailed by the likes of DJ Snake, Beats 1, Vibe and XXL. With the future looking bright, he’s ready to start making moves in New York.

DJ Clea – 

With ten years of experience behind the decks, Stockholm-based DJ Clea is one of the brightest stars on the Swedish circuit. Known and beloved for her melodic and progressive take on dance music, her sets are always multi-faceted and creative – the kind of deep house crafted for both late-night club floors and lazy afternoons in the sun.

Morabeza Tobacco – https://open.spotify.com/artist/0zce27eTR25aKpjQ7CvOA7

Morabeza Tobacco is the hazy lo-fi pop duo of Vanilla Stillefors och Gustav Jennefors, who took their name from a local bodega and smoke shop in Stockholm. Their first single – ”TTYL” – was quickly discovered and celebrated by NPR, and their self-titled debut album of atmospheric dream-pop drew rave reviews for its “entrancing atmosphere” by The 405.

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#Sweden Makes Music 2019: Annual showcase of emerging Swedish Artists Returns to New York, December 17. Teaming up with Robyn’s Tekla Festival + running day-time music production workshops for NYC middle-school girls. Sweden Makes Music is an annual concert event in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, introducing brand new and emerging Swedish artists to New York audiences.