#night also hmu if u know what whatever this is called i wanna talk about it in therapy and i think my words dont feel professional enough

[thewickerking]

OK SO. EPIC WIN! SOUND HAS CEASED!! its on and off and idk if ill hear it again tonight (please i hope not) but it is GONE i am COMFY in BED. my phone DIED but thats ok shes at 3$ now and plugged in so shes going up :)

[dickytwister]

HEY do you maybe have like an oc page or could you tell me something about all your ocs because i'm Interested and you have my full attention :eyes:

AHSJDKGLHL that's so sweet i'm nfjghl???? i don't have an oc page bc i'm the embodiment of an old man being given an iphone after 50 years of using a rotary phone but !!! i can yell abt them a bit aaa thank you for asking abt them 🥺🥺💚

i put everything under the cut bc dear god i have a lot to say abt my kids and i'm not gonna make everyone scroll through that HHHHHH haw 🤠🤠

elliot fletcher

- he's my deputy in fc5!! he's from waverly in iowa and he's just...very tired nfjfkhl give my poor man a break

- everytime his radio crackles he ages 10 years and if it's john talking add another 10 years

- he keeps the three heralds alive but he doesn't care abt joseph <3

- gets in trouble bc he's impulsive af nfjghl when jacob is close to the cage?? ram his face in the bars. when john leans like rlly close in the confession scene?? headbutt 😌🙏🏼

- the only people who know abt his past are earl, grace, faith and john, the rest just kinda speculate and elliot lets them believe what they want bc not only does he rlly not want ppl to know the actual truth, it's also very funny to listen to the stuff they can come up with

- speaking of faith he often seeks her for advice and sometimes they get high together and he gets teary eyed bc she's just... very nice to him and when all you see everyday is violence it's overwhelming to be shown a little bit of kindness 🥲🙏🏼

- he's in love with john but also he'd kick him across the county if he could but also he'd give his life for him

- after the bombs and all he unlocks his final form and becomes A Husband™, complete with a beard, a scarf and bad jokes that make john want to officially marry him so he can divorce his ass

- fun fact i came up with the name elliot fletcher bc i thought it sounded neat but recently i found out there's a trans actor called elliot fletcher too??? like what were the odds ngl that's so cool

carter quill

- this is my character in the marvel dnd game my brother is dming!!

- his parents are peter quill and kitty pryde and he inherited his mom's powers (so he can become immaterial and stuff uwu) and his dad's tiny pebble brain~

- he grew up on a ship with the guardians so his family is just... a bunch of uncles, one of which is a tree

- he's part of an initiative called the peacekeepers with isaaq cage (luke cage's and jessica jones' son), finneas "zorn" reeves (brock rumlow's and sinthea shmidt's son), lu "highway star" khan (the mandarin's son), alexis "hex" pythagoras (doctor strange's protégé) and ev-lin (ronan the destroyer's daughter who also happens to be carter's bully when they were 11 HHHHHH)

- everyone agrees that carter is just... a puppy. a little labrador. so overexcited. head empty. he doesn't know what's going on but he's having fun with his friends and that's what matters <3

- he died once and went to hell for like 66 years bc he held a bomb while it was exploding but he got better and he doesn't remember most of his time in hell but also he's a lil traumatised

- he wears cute skirts sometimes and also froggie themed clothes 🥰🥰 he's terrible at applying nail polish and it ends up smudged most of the time bc he can't sit still for more than two minutes without going insane but he still likes it

- he has a pet bird called ink!! he thought it was a nice name bc his last name is quill so u know,,, ink,,, quill,,,, he inherited his dad's terrible humor also

- he's fruity and has a big fat crush on one of his teammates 😳😳👉🏼👈🏼

- he strictly refuses to kill, so he uses stunt energy guns and a three section staff to fight!! he accidentally killed someone once and threw up

- he knows asl and is fluent in it!! he's also very bad at reading measurements when cooking (and reading in general) so he relies on their proto-ai, dadji, to help him cook and he listens to audiobooks a lot!!

- idk what else to say abt him except like two games ago he was in the hospital bc lu got hurt and he wanted to get him muffins from a coffee shop across the streets but he panicked when faced with the selection so he bought one of each and came back to the hospital room with like,,,, twenty muffins

- i found this pic of his face claim and it honestly just radiates his vibe so here have it

thorgran galvish

- he's my dwarf enchanter from another homebrew dnd game!! in this universe (and maybe others idk shit abt actual dnd HHHH forgive me) enchanter dwarves are lowkey enslaved bc of their rare link with magic

- thorgran blew up a wall and ran away to the surface so now he's a fugitive and he's constantly on the run uwu trust issues ensue

- he loves the sky so much?? especially at night?? he knows abt constellations, but he thinks they're just whatever you see in the stars and doesn't know there are like,,, actual constellations so he sits on the roof of a tall building sometimes and finds his own constellations

- he also tries to draw them but he rlly sucks at it aslkdsgl that doesn't stop him from filling his journal with little stars and drawings!!

- during my very first game with him he found his rival, who turned out to be a 16 years old teenager?? millennial/gen z rivalry

- agh i don't have much abt him yet bc i've only just started to play him but he's my beefiest boy and also a dilf 🥰🥰

theadric "elder" montajay

- yet another character from the same universe as thorgran, but this time it's a funky little halfling bard

- his instrument is the violin!! he tried every other instrument and his mom was very supportive despite how bad he was at all of them. his community was raided and his father died, so he inherited his violin and that turned out to be the only instrument he could play

- took his love of the economy to the next level when he decided to fuck every gang leader he could find to control their operations and ruin their organizations so the money they hoarded could be put back in circulation

- accidentally fell in love with a half-orc gang leader and was abt to tell him the truth abt what he was doing but was exposed by the first person he'd cheated so he had to run without explaining himself to his lover smh ://

- "i don't wanna fall in the slutty bard cliché," i say before immediately giving elder the tightest leather pants and opening his shirt to show his majestic chest hair.

- surprisingly good with kids?? anyone younger than him who looks sad becomes His Child and he turns into a lil mama, tasting the food of an inn first to assure it's not poisoned, giving hugs, soft shit like that ngl he's just a mom 😔😔

- we abandoned the game he was in but we left off when he'd just escaped a dwarven prison with his new child and others owo anyway slutty bard with chest hair?? that's just the witcher's jaskier

scylla

- my gay pirate lady!! i don't have much abt her either bc AAA BRAINROT but !!! i still love her very much

- she's a hybrid between a human and a psaarinch (fish folks in our homebrew universe uwu) and she looks very human except she has like shark abilities?? she can smell blood, taste with her skin, breathe underwater for like two hours or smth, sharper teeth,,

- she started off as a privateer but like what was the kingdom gonna do?? track her down to make sure everything she did was legal?? nah man she got that sweet fleet and became a pirate

- she beats men up in inns and gives their wives a good time <3

- she's very close to her crew and they're kinda just a big family

- she fights with those s-shaped staffs?? but they're actually blades ngfhl she's very agile and looks like she's dancing when she's actually fighting

- fun fact she's my second shark oc the first one was called maito and she was a yellow lantern in a dc game we did (the main difference between them is that maito loved men while scylla is very much a lesbian 😌🙏🏼)

i have like so many more of them but that's already such a long post and i don't wanna do too much NGL if u wanna know more hmu i'll yell some more 😎😎🙏🏼🙏🏼

[fmdjaewonarchive]

ayo waddup, it’s ur local inactive bitch jamie, while technically still on hiatus and i probably won’t get any actual writing done till i get off that (on tuesday, not that long anyway) i would love to get some plots in already cuz i’m v excited!!! imma leave some plot ideas under the cut but tbh im basically down for anything, if u wanna plot just like this post, slide into my ims or hmu on d*s*c*rd: spare serotonin pls🖤#5703 .

jaewon: 

alcohol tw// listen, this is a one time only thing but basically, i lowkey want jaewon to get pretty drunk for once??? for anyone that doesn’t know, jaewon hardly ever drinks at industry events, gotta be the composed leader and all of that but between champion, filming a new drama, two unity albums, and our songs, he’s super stressed out and he’s like fuck it for once and ends up drinking more than anticipated. tbh this isn’t even rlly one plot either, i’d love all types of drunk jaewon interactions, someone enable him, someone be worried about him cuz this is unlike him, someone have a drunk heart-to-heart with him (jaewon can only talk ab his feelings when he’s drunk cuz he’s sexy like that), someone drag him into their stupid antics, someone get into an argument with him, the possibilities are endless.

also i haven’t settled on what any of my muses will be wearing but jaewon isn’t a dress up kinda guy so it will be super bare minimum, just a suit with the vaguest hint of smth fairytale/halloween related, someone call him out for being no fun or comment on it or something yeah.

jaewon isn’t a social settings kinda guy, and esp w the heavy drinking he’ll b doing througout the night, he’ll probably need a break from the crowdedness of the ballroom a few times, ur likely to find jaewon outside for a breather so any threads taking place like that are most definitely valid too.

yuanjun:

god yuanjun loves costume parties so much, i’m not 100% sure what im aiming for here but expect something peter pan/tinkerbell inspired. whatever it will be he’s definitely aiming to be one of the best dressed at the party. pls let him interact w people who are just as extra ab the whole dress up thing as he is, he just wants to marvel over pretty suits and dresses.

yuanjun is a Presence by himself you know, i’d love to have someone trying to look after him cuz they assume he’s drunk or smth but in reality he has had like, two glasses of champagne and his personality is just like this 

also a v random silly thing but id love love love loveeeee if there was like a muse touching up their make-up and yuanjun came across them and he offered to help them with it and they’re surprised to see how good he’s at it? pls i just need smth like this so bad it’d be so cute

also you BET yuanjun is gonna watch scary movies when given the chance so uh, either a fellow scary movie buff or just a poor victim he drags along (bonus points if they’re afraid of horror and now they’re stuck w yuanjun who keeps trying to scare them during the movie

yena: 

alcohol tw // you just know yena is gonna show up already some degree of drunk from the moment she arrives and honestly she’s only gonna get progressively worse through the night.

she’s also aiming to be the hottest bitch at the party. im kidding. kinda. but she’s either gonna be a hot cruella de vil or a hot ursula cuz yena is mean and sexy and that’s kinda iconic of her, love that about her. this is hardly a plot idea but it just had to be said tbh.

my point being yena is gonna be sexy and drunk (a normal saturday evening for her) and it’d be a shame if someone didn’t make out with her somewhere in secret, it’s what she deserves truly.

smoking tw // also yena is a notorious party smoker i’m just saying, secret smokers party in the hedge maze.

generally i’m down for any messy plots people might have, yena bumping into someone, spilling a drink over them, accidentally stepping on someone’s costume and tearing it, literally ANYTHING yena is here to cause problems and cause problems only.

but also you KNOW she will be throwing it back on the dance floor, also photo booth queen, what’s the point of the party if she doesn’t have pictures of how fine she looked.

minah:

again, idk where im gonna go w her dress but it will probs be smth pretty princess inspired or smth. idk man. again, not a plot point, just wanted to have said it

minah is ur local mom friends here for all ur needs. need someone to hold your hair? help you fix your costume? tell you to drink water? miss minah is HERE and she will mom everyone whether they asked for it or not.

i think minah is the most likely of my idiots to partake in the scavenger hunt so like if anyone wanted to do some threads around that, that’d b pretty cute

alcohol tw // minah doesn’t really care for drinking at events like this, anyone who can be bothered is free to try to convince her to loosen up

out of all my muses, minah is probably the only one to do normal people things, you know, that don’t involve being fuck drunk (jaewon nd yena) or being annoying as shit (yuanjun) so all kinds of shit like going on a walk in the flower garden/maze, enjoy a movie like normal people, talk ab people’s outfits etc. etc. 

minah is the boring one okay

[becksfm]

hey CASEY “BECK” BECKHAM , welcome to dillon university . has anyone ever told you you’re GAVIN LEATHERWOOD’s twin ? no ? well okay , i heard you are TWENTY - TWO & a JUNIOR at the university . we hope BIOCHEMISTRY isn’t kicking your ass too much , especially since you’re a STUDENT PHYSICAL TRAINER . see you at the next game, BECK & character’s cismale + he/him . 

it’s me & i’m here for round fuckin’ two , friends . this time i bring you resident GOLDEN BOY . . . a whole 6′1 of soft boy energy . . . floppy overgrown curls . . . king of talking - your - way - out - of - everything . . . retired hockey player . . . a man of Many Talents , of which the most astounding is his ability to look like he’s got it all together when , in fact , he does not ! under the cut , you’ll find a lil more about him . . . & if you wanna plot hmu @ 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣#9956 on discord or pop into my ims here !! 

𝑩 𝑨 𝑪 𝑲 𝑮 𝑹 𝑶 𝑼 𝑵 𝑫 .

dillon , texas born & raised . on the outskirts of town is a ranch that is enough to house the beckham family: mom, dad, and all eight beckham children . beck is the second oldest , with one older sister , four younger sisters , and two younger brothers . . . not necessarily in that order . 

mother , sophia mattheson - beckham is a lawyer based in austin working with the ACLU , and father , michael beckham has a small private practice in dillon working as a pediatrician . they weren’t home often , but when they were , they spent as much time with the kiddos as possible . it’s just . . . they were so rarely home that it really didn’t matter. 

with the beckham name, though, comes the pressure to be SOMETHING GREAT , and that’s something that’s been a part of beck’s life since . . . he can remember . little league & kindergarten grades were always taken a little too seriously , and it didn’t help that his older sister was a shining example of perfection . 

growing up it was hard not to like him. he was quiet for the most part , but goofy when he wasn’t . there was a little extra charm about him that just gave him an all around magnetic pull . kids wanted to be his friend and he wanted to be theirs . he fit in , but around home , he was the odd man out . beck was always a little more interested in sports rather than math or music rather than reading . it wasn’t to say he wasn’t smart , it just kind of –– bored him?? where his family was v

there was give and take with beck–– the golden boy of dillon but the black sheep of the family . he could play hockey if he kept his grades up. he could take guitar if he was also on student government and model u.n.. his parents would applaud him on his grades but never cared to hear him play; they’d show up for debates but rarely ever saw a hockey game. it was touch and go, his relationship with them, and it still is.

DESPITE IT ALL though, you wouldn’t catch him complaining. he bore the crown of homecoming king his senior year and never went to a dance without a date. teachers loved him, so did his coaches. he found a best friend in one cameron sloane –– ( because of course he did ) –– when the sloanes moved to dillon , and they were an unstoppable kind’a duo on and off the ice.

when it came time to pick a college, he really . . . had his pick of the lot. coulda gone anywhere, but there were roughly six reasons , all with the same last name , that kept him close to home. his parents even agreed that if he went in as pre-med, they would pay for the whole thing . . . and even make time to watch him play hockey. 

things were good for a long while, until they weren’t. you can usually see the stars on the outskirts of dillon, but one night, his sophomore year, you couldn’t. storm clouds covered ‘em up, and he tried his damndest to get cameron to stick around a celebratory party until it passed, but sloanes are stubborn and there was no changing his mind. 

cam passing away was like losing a brother, and he spent countless hours pacing in a hospital waiting room . . . hoping for good news and never getting it. beck had never known loss like that, and it knocked him into a bit of a tailspin . he quit hockey and didn’t register for school the next year . he spent a lot of time at a family residence in austin and even more time drinking . for the most part . . . he kind of DISAPPEARED , losing himself in the process for a good nine months.

they say it takes a village to raise a kid, and it took a village to drag this one out of a spiral. his parents. his siblings. his friends. and eventually . . .  dillon’s football coaching staff. a loud knock on the door from coach buchanan and a swift kick in the ass from coach sloane, a man who knew the kid almost as well as he’d known his own son. come work for us, they told him . . . and it was a way to get him back on track under a watchful eye that. wasn’t quite as critical as his parents

so that’s where we are now . . . back at dillon, a year behind, and working with both the football and cheerleading team as a physical trainer, playing a heavy hand in making sure both teams are the best conditioned in the state of texas. his grades are looking up, and he’s still on the fast track for med school, much to his –– and his parents’s –– surprise. 

the beckhams don’t talk about his little stint of a spiral. no one in dillon does . . . unless in tones of hushed whispers alongside judgmental looks. beck doesn’t mind it too much ,though . . . even takes it as a challenge 

𝑷 𝑬 𝑹 𝑺 𝑶 𝑵 𝑨 𝑳 𝑰 𝑻 𝒀 . ( i’m getting tired so this gon be ugly )

you want inspo?? i’ll give ya inspo!! richard campbell gansey the third ( dick 3 babiiiie ) is my main inspo for beck. you’ll also find a lil bit of jim halpert, a lil bit of rob maclanahan from miracle ( even tho he w as a real person too shhh ), and *insert big eyed emoji here* grizz from the society 

ever since he can remember, there’s been pressure on this kid to be something great . . . so he feels like if he has the capability to do something, he has to do it. . . there’s no choice in the matter. a lot of this stems. from his parents, but he’s also really just . . . overly critical of himself sometimes

boy is a fucking PARADOX okay bc sometimes . . . . with the way he talks. . . . he accidentally puts his damn foot in his mouth . he’s smart so occasionally comes off as condescending , but he’s . . . incredible in conversation with people he needs to impress because he’s hella charming

that said... this quote is REALLY important and REALLY summative of beck: “Gansey had always felt as if there were two of him: the Gansey who was in control, able to handle any situation, able to talk to anyone, and then, the other, more fragile Gansey, strung out and unsure, embarrassingly earnest, driven by naive longing.” –– let’s dive into that!! when he feels like he’s got a sense of control of the things around him, when he’s in his element or in his comfort zone, when he’s feeling confident , the boy is a force. he can talk you and anyone else out of any situation, and he has. he can make friends with anyone put in front of him, and he has. when beck is ON . . . he is on . . . but it’s a bit surface level because when he’s not wearing the crown of GOLDEN BOY and he’s . . . vulnerable . . . or unsure . . . or stressed . . . he tends to put that foot of his in his mouth and spit. out whatever it is he’s thinking. he’s honest to a fault in this sense, and he’s hopeful beyond compare. 

an introvert. . . . can CHARM u but doesn’t want to because honestly that is so draining and he’d much rather be at home. the popular type but only has a few friends that are really really close to him

loyal to a fault . . . will give you 392847 chances that you don’t deserve .. fool me once shame on you ! fool me twice shame on me! fool me three time what the fuck bro now ur just taking advantage of me 

very . .. calm and even tempered.  he’s a mediating type and like . . would rather find a conflict resolution than sWING u feel me

he’s cute.  .. . and. people love him but .  . . despite it all, he really doesn’t let that go to his head?? the boy was raised to believe you had to earn things and he’s just. idk . . .. humble king

eloquent as fuck ( lol good luck @ me writing that shit )

quick witted and very sharp

probably a lawful good type ngl :\

Does Not Do Well.With Change. when his older sister left dillon to go to notre dame??? boy damn near blew a gasket how dARE SHE go that far away!!! 

v close with his sibs . .. . activate Dad Mode. he loves all of them equally and definitely does not at all favor the 10 y/o baby brother of the family or his sister closest in age, who is also a student at dillon. doesn’t favor them ONE BIT 

u want a vibe for the beckhams??? “ the beckhams were courtiers and kings . when there was no castle to invite them, they built one” ( we stan ONE weird author lady named maggie)

insomnia!! the boy nEVER SLEEPS1! always thinking. always planning what’s next. gotta go gotta go gotta go.

kind of .. . a hopeless romantic :\ dated the same girl for most of high school but when she fucked off to ole miss she broke up with him in a text. so that .. . . . .. went well for him ..... still a dumb bitch tho and would love to hold ur hand

wire rimmed glasses, wool sweaters, light colored hoodies, distressed denim, cuffed pants, :\ chelsea boots :\

phobia of bees. there’s literally no reason for this other than my own, personal, geeked out pleasure

prank king

Smart Jock Type

plays guitar to relieve stress and you bet baby’s got some pipes here u go 

literally nothing like nicholas scratch DO NOT call him daddy

tall and doesn’t know what to do with all the extra limb like .  . . . . the fuck

will push you to your personal best in any conditioning circumstance

okay I THINK THAT’S ALL . . .. i’m a big fan of basic plots that kinda ebb and flow with chemistry BUT!! gimme the basics man . . . a roommate . . . a past hookup or two . . . some spicy friendships or . . . fRENEMIES even u know the drill

ok that’s all i hope u love him bc i am v nervous about playing A Man buT IT IS WHAT IT IS U KNOW

[oceanbreaks]

they call me an ugly white man’s whore … but HE KINDA CUTE Ok , even tho my friend said he looks like ned from horton hears a who and i can’t stop thinking about it … ANYWAYS ! tl;dr is below but a right mess , so apologies in advance . also wanted connections for ALL THREE OF MY CHARAS ! pls feel free to come and plot with me i want plots with every single one of y’all ‘cos im Greedy:tm: , alternatively , like this post and i’ll come to you !

⋆ ◦ ° ☾ paddy considine + male + he/him — have you met ethan rylance? they are a forty three year old known around town as the entangled. they’ve been in the gang life for seven years, and currently work for the savages as a medic. they are a bisexual virgo, which means they are steadfast + tender, as well as reticent + weary. annotated articles, the crunch of leaves under chelsea boots, reluctant acceptance . × tasha. twenty. she/her. est. ×

⁃ [ mconahey hey hey vc ] alright , alright , alright … this bitch never knew his father ! probably for the best, but surprise he was off in valdez up to no good, him and his dearest ma were in the city of stars ( angels ? ) LA ! his mother was an aspiring actress who never made it, but did her best to support him all the same . it made him kinda v independent , with a lot of time to himself which he spent mostly in nature b/c la has some rly nice hiking trails omg

⁃ suffers from ptsd stemming from a car accident he was in when he was like sixteen, resulting in the death of his step-dad and a rly bad stammer that he went to therapy for . 

⁃ mr. ethan was always curious abt his but his mom was adamant on telling him anything until he was eighteen . when he turned eighteen , his mom was like ye he’s in valdez i don’t talk to him but like do what u will with that info !

⁃ he takes a trip down to valdez to discover his dearest daddy is just bumming around total deadbeat… Sad  but ethan so very longing for that father figure keeps in touch, and gets to know him and for the most part rly likes him . discovers he has an alcohol abuse problem , most likely stemming from ptsd from vietnam .

⁃ anyhaps he doesn’t stay in valdez b/c he’s like nah .. not my scene lmao , but goes to school a couple states over in arizona , so he can be close to his momther and father … aw , but closer to mom cos she’s more Valid but he keeps in regular contact with his father and tries to see him at least once a year

⁃ he studies psychology and loves it , loves school , becomes a counselling psychologist specifically for those with ptsd ( but also has the right requisites for like psychiatry cos he took bio or whatever life sci requisite u need idk ) 

⁃ ok bare with me cos im not even sure on the details, but in the span of him first meeting his pops and now , dad ends up in jail ( he owed money to the savages, so did a job to pay it off which included a home invasion with several other ppl in which one person died, even tho he wasn’t the one who shot him , he took the fall cos he was pretty expendable considering he wasn’t actually part of the gang ) , ethan offers to help with costs of legal advice and his sentence is reduced to like ten years

⁃ n his dad is like hey im out ! come chill xd and ethan’s like ok !! and he comes and it turns out his dad’s been out of jail for like six months and has already amounted a debt against him so he’s doing jobs for the savages again ? and is like lol wanna help ,, , and a 35 year old ethan still vying for his father’s acceptance is like ok .. . ig

⁃ so he delivers some drugs ( his dad comes up with some bs excuse like the ppl he’s meant to deliver to will recognize him n beat him up or something ) but apparently it was the savages set up to kill his pops 1) b/c he’s a general nuisance and 2) so he wouldn’t speak out against them regarding the home invasion as he’d been trying to get outside law help to prove his innocence even tho it never amounted to anything

⁃ so instead ethan gets brutally beat up instead and nearly killedt until the assassin or whoever is like .. . im p sure the target’s meant to be older ghjfkfgh ( this wouldn’t be like assassin incompetence they were prolly just told kill the guy who shows up with the drugs xoxo ) the ptsd is NOT thriving ... 

⁃ as soon as he’s out of the hospital ethan goes stupidly all high and mighty to the savages hq being like wtf is up kyle , and they’re basically like,  if u wanna protect ur dad u gon have to stick around in valdez and mr. deadbeat dad over this is putting on the puppy eyes like pls dont let me die lol and reluctantly he’s like aight fam i got u

⁃ SO NOW HIS DAD’S JUST LIKE A 60 YEAR OLD SOD deadbeating around valdez basically trapping him and which rly shows his father’s true colours ( also did he kno that ethan cld’ve gotten killed .. maybe so ) and yet the amount of reverence ethan still holds for him is .. Crackhead level

⁃ honestly it’s been ten years and doesn’t know if the threat still stands but valdez has kinda been ingrained in him at this point and although he wants to leave he can’t bring himself to , it’s also why he doesn’t switch to the cobras even though he has plenty reason to  - feeling like participation in the feud would only ensnare him more

CONNECTIONS

crack open a cold one : he loves beer okay .. let him crack open a cold one with the boys . that’s it , that’s the connection .

person who tried to assassinate him : he probably hates him ! still has nightmares about that night , so thanks for that ! wld be a rly cool connection to take up , and just wanna emphasize that whoever higher up probably just told the assassin to kill the person who showed up with the drugs so /technically/ it’s not their fault, but it is THEIR FAULT that they’re a frikken murderer ! all my charas a cowards , we been knew .

person who killed someone in the home invasion thingy resulting in his father going to jail : ethan probably hates this person too ! he has a lot of hate to go around .

hook-up : he’s 45 , not dead … though he’s not the biggest age gap stan , again , he’s a COWARD .

ex from before valdez : he probably lost contact with everyone when he came to valdez , sad , idk how this one would work honestly, but if they’re not from valdez hmu we can figure something out and hc !

ex in general : can healthy relationships exist in valdez ? exactly . someone who tries to convert him to cobra-hood omg : i mean he has a lot of reason to but just never bit the bullet idk !

therapy, bitch ! : come talk to him , let him counsel u uwu , need an unbiased ear ? he’s ur man !

FRANCES !

law clerk or crooked cop : this is kinda integral to her plot, basically the person who made sure she didn’t go to jail when she accidentally killed her father , i feel like frances would feel super indebted to them , but also hold the slightest bit of resentment towards them because she feels as though she deserves to go to jail .

college friend : if there are any students in this hizzy house , hmu ! someone she partied with in the brief time she was in college , and then also someone who introduced her to the clubs . can be the same person or someone else , but also someone she loves dancing with . also someone she can be a nerd with and like rent out a space or come to the club when it’s not open and learn dumb dance routines like the one from riverdale dhjfgf , I JUST REALLY WANT HER TO LEARN THE DANCE OK !

friend who comes over to dinner : listen her grandma worries abt her a lot ok and is always like do u even have friends lmao, so GIMME SOMEONE who comes over to dinner and says yes when gma offers a second serving and quells her grandma’s worries about frances .

BOBBY !

childhood friends : okay consider this, listen to sticks ’n’ stones by jamie t , and give me a friendship based on that ? basically kids who just got into a bunch of shit together ,  mostly this iconic lyric : and rushed back to your momma’s flat , it’s the only place but home i feel relaxed enough to crap , i know it sounds crude , but there’s something to that . since bobby was basically jesus of suburbia , it’d be cool if the friend was probably like had some connection to the trouble ja feel .

fellow movie buff : god this’d be so pretentious i hate it already, but gimme someone who also nuts over old film , and criticizes blockbusters or in opposition someone who argues for the validity of marvel movies shdfjdf - it’s jus a fun dynamic , movie night , CUDDLING , POPCORN ! getting blasted and watching requiem for a dream , then going on a bad trip because they got blasted and watched requiem for a dream fhgdf

drug dealer : a man likes his drugs , we been knew . pretty basic . but ! uk what would be cool , if the drug dealer was older / same age as him and it was the dealer who got him into the gang , uwu solidarity ! i figured they had like a brief romance , remained good friends idk , we could figure it out . but if not , just regular drug dealer . he’s like hit me with the good stuff , he’ll take anything he’s not picky , just an addict .

[lylabnt]

hello hello i’m moose (she/her) comin at u from cst. i’m 20, a piece of shit, and idk what i’m doing with my life !! just tryna have a good time without having to worry abt school but that bitch is coming. anywayyyy this is lyla, i’ll have some info about her under the cut !! i want to plot w everyone so pls.....HMU or LIKE THIS and i’ll come to you !! u can also catch her pinterest board HERE if u wanna check it out !! it’s got some semi-nsfw content as well as a lil blood and knives !!

there are mentions of miscarriage, abortion, alcohol & drug addiction, abuse, sexual assault, violence, drug use, overdose, death, and sex work. it’s a lot i’m so sorry y’all. if i missed something pls let me know !! i’ll also put lil warnings before i mention them just to be safe. 

「 ELLE FANNING 」—  have you heard from 「 LYLA BENNETT 」 lately? the 「 NINETEEN 」 year old has been living in greystone for 「 TWO YEARS 」, and 「 SHE’S 」 known as 「 THE AMARANTH 」. i heard that they identify as 「 BISEXUAL 」 and 「 CISGENDERED 」. if you ask anyone around town, they’d say 「 LYLA 」 reminds them of 「ALL GLITTER EVERYTHING, MENTAL BREAKDOWN HAIRCUTS AT 3AM & HELLO KITTY BAND-AIDS ON SCRAPED KNEES 」. they live in 「 BELLA RIDGE APARTMENTS 」, currently 「 DOESN’T ATTEND SCHOOL 」, and 「 works FULL-TIME 」 at 「 MASQUERADE 」. a fact about them that not many people know is 「 SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO AID IN HER ESCAPE FROM HER FAMILY 」.

okay so!!! my baby lyla is kind of a sad story but man is she a fighteR

she was born elizabeth hopkins in a small town in georgia. lil lizzie always tried her best to be a happy go lucky kid but she the hand she was dealt wasn’t all that great. she grew up on the shitty side of a trailer park with a mother that didn’t want her and quite frankly it was a miracle she was even born, let alone as perfectly healthy as she was

tw: alcoholism & drug addiction & miscarriage & abortion !! her mother was a drug addict & an alcoholic. her daughter definitely wasn’t her first (or her last) pregnancy, but she was the only one that didn’t end in fetal death or termination.

her father was her mother’s drug dealer and was entirely absent, more of a sperm donor than anything else. she likely has a ton of other siblings running around that she doesn’t know about tbh.

anyway. she learned pretty quickly as a kid how to take care of herself and how harsh the world was. she got herself up and got to school on her own, cooked her own meals, washed her own clothes, did everything on her own while her mother went on week long benders and disappeared for days at a time.

tw: abuse & sexual assault & violence !! her mom was also quite abusive and this only got worse as she grew older. it wasn’t rare for any of her mother’s various and seemingly random boyfriends to look her way and obviously she hated it. she didn’t like them flirting with her and saying suggestive things to her. she just wanted to be left alone and kept out of her mother’s life. but skeevy boyfriends and jealous mother’s don’t mix and lizzie’s mom would accuse her of flirting back or trying to steal her man or whatever it was that particular day and she’d go to bed that night with a black eye or a busted lip. she was sixteen when her mother’s current boyfriend took something that didn’t belong to him. it was the first and the last time she let a man lay their hands on her without her consent. the next time he tried, she stabbed him through the hand, went on the run, and never looked back.

she left everything behind except the clothes on her back and what little money she had saved up, went to her best friend’s place, and the two took off in his pickup truck without a word to anyone. she never told him (or anyone else) for that matter what happened, but the two had been planning their escape for years, waiting for the right moment to take the leap.

they both changed their names, leaving their old identities and their pasts behind them. elizabeth hopkins didn’t exist anymore. she was lyla bennett and her companion, elliott o’connell. they traveled until they ran out of gas, taking whatever shitty jobs they could find in whatever city they ended up, staying in motels or sleeping in the truck when they needed cash. they both did things they weren’t proud of and relied on the kindness of strangers to get them by. their nomadic lifestyle was not glamorous. they would go for days without eating, a week without a shower, doing anything they could just to scrape by. 

tw: cocaine use & heroin use & overdose & death !! it wasn’t long before they found themselves in bad company. wolves dressed as sheep bet a club heard their story offered them a place to stay as long as they liked. the offer was eventually accepted and after months on the move they finally had a real bed to sleep in and real food to eat. but soon enough sleeping turned into parties that lasted all night and breakfast turned into a couple of snorted lines or a shot of heroin. a few months later lyla awoke after a party to find her best friend and life companion cold and lifeless next to her, a little too much of a deadly cocktail doing him in

before she even had time to let it sink it, she was out the door with all of the money she could gather, never to be seen or heard from again.

she eventually found herself greystone, a little over a year after she kissed the trailer park goodbye. she stayed in a motel until she could get herself on her feet, picking up odd jobs here and there until she got a job working as a dancer at masquerade at the age of 17 (although every piece of i.d. she owned said otherwise) with the stage name honey.

tw: sex work !! now at 19 years old, she finally has a real place to herself. and her roommate, but at least it’s a place she can finally call home. she’s a sex worker on the side as well, just to bring in extra cash to help her make rent and have food on the table.

okaY i think that’s it for her bg ?? it’s....a lot im sorrY but i will talk a bit abt her personality now bc.....i gotta.

she is v soft-spoken and honestly a lil mysterious ?? like....she’s a quiet girl n rarely speaks unless spoken to basically. and even then she doesn’t talk much

her label is the amaranth which basically means she is someone who isn’t very easily forgotten. she’s got this v magnetic way about her and she can be quite charming when she wants to be

she is soft, don’t get me wrong. she’s sensitive and sometimes she just needs to cry but don’t mistake her kindness and her generosity for weakness. she’s been used and taken advantage of too many times. she’s been thru too much to left people walk all over her now. she’s capable of pretty terrible things if that’s what she has to do to survive. don’t think she won’t snap just because she’s soft. 

she’s quite dreamy. always in her head & never really seems to be paying attention. she’s always somewhere else in her mind where things r quiet and everything is peaceful and perfect.

clumsy af but also graceful ?? she was so luckily given free ballet lessons as a child which she used as an excuse to get away from home so when she’s dancing she’s a graceful bih and she’s rly always wanted to be a ballet dancer but just in real life ?? catch her trippin over herself and scraping her knees on the daily. always has random bruises she cant remember getting

very girly. wears a lot of pink all the time & loves anything sparkly or glittery or fluffy or anything girly and cute basically. 

tw: cocaine addiction !! she also has many addictions. cigarettes & nicotine being one, candy & sweets being another, and cocaine being the last. also disney movies tbh

she never rly got the chance to be a kid so she;s like....kind of catching up on that now while she feels free & safe

idk waht else to say this is trash and i rambled the whole time im sorRY but plot with me pls i luv u all already 

my wanted connections are honestly open ?? idK i’m bad at thinking stuff up so y’all let me know if any ideas jump out at u or let’s brainstorm something dope ok lets d O IT

[etherecls]

ya girl is back with another intro and another shitty character what’s up ?? if u wanna plot with me, that’s cool, hmu. if not, that’s cool too. u wanna assume a connection ?? that’s dope. this bitch is kind of newer to town and also kind of a shitbag so do with that info what u will. there’s more under the cut !!

( camila morrone )? no that’s ( frankie d’angelo ) the ( twenty ) year old ( waitress ). who has been in town ( three months ) and reminds everyone of ( endless drives with no destination, worn tarot cards and champagne taste on a beer budget ). maybe it has something to do with the fact the ( cisfemale ) is always ( irresponsible & deceitful ) or ( clever & resourceful ). either way ( she/her ) is apart of the town.

francesca who?????????????? she’s frankie bitch!!!

she ran away from home when she was 17 and has basically been on her own ever since, just traveling the country and barely skating by.

there was nothing wrong with her home life or anything tho???? her parents were nice enough, they had decent money, her older sister was a cool gal, she was just like this is BORING i need excitement BYEEEE

and also she discovered that the guy she was seeing and the love of her life had a WIFE which was enough of a reason for her to Flee and to never be heard from again

she’s from maine originally and her final destination is l.a. where she hopes 2 follow her childhood dreams of becoming an actress but she keeps taking detours and getting distracted and spending all of her money along the way so it’ll still be a while before she gets there

its just her, her vw bus, and her beagle winnie takin on the world and living one day at time (maybe a friend also???? might be a wc idk yeT)

she never stays in one place for too long so she doesn’t rly keep in contact with too many of the people she’s met over the years ?? all of her friends are v short term and then she’s like POOF gone in the middle of the night. she’s been in tallow for 3 months now and is prob planning on leaving soon once she saves up enough cash, but she’s been living in a motel the entire time

she works as a waitress (mostly at night) and also she is just generally like....a grifter?? a scammer. a swindler. a conwoman, whatever u want to call it. a bitch gotta make money & doesn’t rly care if it’s fair!!!!

tbh she would consider herself an amateur magician of sorts?? like....she is incredible at sleight of hand tricks and will distract u with a fun lil illusion while she pockets ur wallet or ur watch. she also claims to be a psychic and will give u fake reading for some quick $$$$. in reality she is just p good at reading people and finding the gullible ones 

buT !!! she rly does believe in her tarot card readings tbh she takes it v seriously

she’s very poor y’all and lowkey a kleptomaniac bc she really struggled with impulse control and will just....snatch things that she doesn’t even need or WANT because she can’t stop herself its Bad

just generally she is awful at managing money as well. since she p much almost exclusively lives on cash instead of saving up money for a place in l.a. or gas to get there or whatever she spends her money on useless shit or junk food or clothes she likes or fancy little things because she’s dumb and again, has no impulse control 

which also leads her to be v accident prone?? she’s broken just about every bone in her body at this point and it’s p common for her to be injured in some way. just fuckin clumsy as shit bro

but oddly enough she’s v into yoga and shit and honestly is that one bitch who posts 15 videos a day on her insta story of her just doing different handstands and shit

she is also a compulsive liar for no real reason. just bc she knows most of the people she’s met, she’ll never see again so who gives a fuck if she fabricates a story or not u know???

highkey kind of nuts. she never really knows what she’s talking about but she can’t shut the fuck up anyway

she can play the theremin

also played junior roller derby most of her life and misses it so much and can’t WAIT to finally have a permanent residency to she can join a fuckin team again bro

she’s kind of a hoe but not rly a hoe??? like she’s not out here trying to live that hoe life just whatever happens, happens man. her sexuality is quite fluid and she isn’t much of a label gal & identifies as queer. 

but yeaH basically she just kind of sucks and u prob can’t trust anything she says and she’s a lil nuts and probably wants to die but hey!!!! she’s here for a good time not a long time, pal

her pinterest is here :))))))

that’s it, that’s all i got. my wcs are p open because she’s relatively new so !!!!! anything would b lit

[soybeansoyul]

complete. | jinhwi

pairings: jinhwi, panwink, minhwan, ongniel

summary: jinyoung needs someone to fill the void in him. he’s also looking for a new housemate. and some money.

warnings: idk swearing? 

chapters: 1/2 

cross-posted from aff, ao3 and wattpad.

jinyoung groans as he looks at his tuition bills. he still has more envelopes laying on the kitchen counter. more bills, probably. "fuck you, park jihoon," jinyoung mutters as he opens another envelope.

he rolls his eyes at how his best friend had moved out of their shared apartment just to live with his boyfriend of 3 years - an extremely tall taiwanese boy named guanlin. 

boyfriend.

jinyoung whips out his phone to make a google search.

is it normal if ive never dated anyone and im like 20?

he skims through the search results and puts his phone down.

bjy @baejin

YALL its comfirmed im dying alone im gonna b single 4 lyfe !!11!

bjy @baejin

jk im not lonely or desperate i just need money

bjy @baejin

if u wanna sponsor ur boy's tuition pls hmu !

woojin @nationsdarkpast

@baejin if jaehwan-hyung could find someone u can too! WOOOO

sungwoon is shaking @kingjaehwan

@baejin @nationsdarkpast THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ???

an idea pops into jinyoung's head. he heads to his bedroom and grabs his laptop.

jinyoung plugs out one of his earphones and turns to glare at the couple sitting behind him.

bjy @baejin

who in the fuck holds hands while studying?? its a damn library get out if ur gonna hanky panky and not study ffs

minhyun @optimushwang

And here we have another episode of Angsty Teen

it was sejeong and doyoung - the presidents of choir. the two seniors had heavenly voices and they were one of the sweetest couples on campus. jinyoung just didn't appreciate having to hear their "haha i love you" "no i love you more!" debate while he was trying to finish his essay.

"why so glum?" he looks up to see daniel, along with seongwoo and jisung. "i'm not, i'm just annoyed at the PDA," jinyoung replies, and continues to type away at his laptop. "by the way, hi hyungs,"

"how have you been? you seem really stressed out lately," jisung asks, concerned. "i'm fine. just broke." jinyoung's eyes don't leave his laptop.

"you're renting out your apartment, right?" seongwoo asks, sipping his coffee. "jihoon replacement?" "yup. and nah, i just need the money."

daniel looks over at seongwoo before speaking. "actually, i have a friend who's interested in moving in," daniel says. jinyoung's eyes instantly light up. "really?"

daniel nods. "do you want his number?" "yes, please!" the trio swears they haven't seen jinyoung so happy in a while. "thank you, daniel!"

baejin: hey, daehwi right?

maguhwi: yep!

baejin: u wanna come over to see the place and stuff? we can discuss afterwards if ur keen

maguhwi: sure ^^

baejin: [address attached]

maguhwi: thanks! see you tomorrow at 4?

baejin: see u :-)

jinyoung opens the door, only to be greeted by the most adorable boy he's ever seen.

you just met him, jinyoung, don't hoe around-

"hi! i'm daehwi, nice to meet you!" the blonde bows, and jinyoung does the same. "i'm jinyoung, nice to meet you too," daehwi was a little shorter than jinyoung, and he had uneven eyelids. jinyoung thought that was cute.

"so, how old are you?" jinyoung starts, waiting for daehwi to step into the apartment. "19."

"oh, i'm 20." daehwi hums in response, and the taller of the two shows him around.  

it's daehwi's first day living with jinyoung, and jinyoung wakes up to daehwi gently shaking him.

"dude, what the fu-"

"i made breakfast, jinyoungie!" daehwi smiles, and jinyoung has question marks floating around in his head.

jinyoungie?

"whoa, how do you look so handsome even when you just woke up?" jinyoung nearly chokes on his own saliva, but somehow manages to shapen up anyway. this beautiful stranger he was now sharing his apartment with - made him breakfast and called him handsome? he snaps out of his daze when daehwi grabs his arm and drags him to the kitchen.

if jinyoung had to name one thing he had learnt about daehwi over the course of 2 weeks - was that the smaller boy was exceptionally clingy. oh, and adorable too.

jinyoung doesn't know how he ended up with daehwi in his lap, leaning against his chest on their couch, watching movies. it was a friday night and neither of the two had plans to leave the house. by the 2nd movie, jinyoung was already sound asleep.

be wakes up at 4am to make a trip to the bathroom - he realises he's in his bed, which is definitely not where he fell asleep. he pokes his head out of his door, and daehwi is still there, wide awake, onto the 4th movie already.

the taller boy is secretly envious of the latter - daehwi didn't go to school. when questioned, he simply said he was taking a year's break to "realize stuff". daehwi could pull all-nighters and do practically anything he wanted, while jinyoung was a (not-so-anymore) broke college student struggling to keep his eyes open in class.

once again, jinyoung doesn't know how, but daehwi somehow ended up being his best friend. the boy was similar to him in a way that they both rarely left the house. as much as jinyoung hated to admit it, he was a sucker for skinship ; and he's always wanted to have someone to hug to sleep. he now does have someone - daehwi. his heart feels like it's about to explode sometimes - he doesn't know what this feeling is. is this love?

friends share the same bed although they have their own rooms, friends kiss each other on the cheek, friends cuddle, friends shower together, right? this, this is all platonic, right?

"hyung, are you single?" the blonde boy currently straddling jinyoung asks. jinyoung nearly chokes on his coffee. 

"yeah."

"you've never had a boyfriend?"

"yeah. never."

"but hyung, you're so handsome. and you're so lovely," jinyoung snickers, and shakes his head.

"no! hyung, you're the best-"

jinyoung doesn't know when the younger's lips had looked so plump and soft, but he quickly learns that he posesses zero self-control when he cups daehwi's face and leans forward to kiss him. he thinks he's going crazy - his heart has never pounded so fast before.

"no, daehwi-yah, it's not what you think it is-"

"yeah, staying up late just to wait for you to come home, only to see you drunk with some woman at the club? right." daehwi spat, anger brazen on his face. "

she's just a friend, hwi," jinyoung sighs, head in his hands. it was true - he was just drinking with the president of his club.

"whatever, go spend more time with your friend, then. we've been together for a year and a half now, i can't believe you'd pull this shit on me," daehwi's furious, and storms out the door before jinyoung can even stop him.

shit. there i go, fucking up everything once again.

niel: wtf happened

baejin: i dont fucking know ok i fucked shit up

niel: :( daehwi's w me and ong rn

baejin: take care of him

baejin: sorry

baejin: i always mess up

"hyung? i'm so, i don't like seeing jinyoung with other people! i don't feel good!" daehwi screams, startling the couple, who were sitting on the couch.

"jealousy? anger?" daniel looks at his boyfriend, confused.

"how in the fuck-"

jinyoung swears to never let daehwi go so easily again. he's glad he has the smaller boy back in his arms. he falls asleep with the latter as his teddy bear. he's been told by others that he seems a lot happier now - and jinyoung thinks it's true. daehwi is the epitome of perfection, it's as if his hands were made for jinyoung ; and jinyoung only. his first love - and his first kiss, his first time holding hands with someone else. jinyoung always felt empty, but with daehwi, he felt complete. jinyoung hopes he never loses him.

jinyoung learns that good things don't last forever when he finds daehwi, laying on the living room floor, pale, eyes shut, with no sign of life whatsoever. 

“daehwi, can you hear hyung? yah, daehwi!" jinyoung shakes him, and he freezes once he hits the cold, hard reality - daehwi's heart isn't beating.

"daehwi, don't scare hyung! it isn't funny!" he shakes him once again, using his phone to call for an ambulance.

"doctor, is he okay?" jinyoung stands up when the doors burst open.

"kid, is this a prank?" the doctor, dongho, according to his nametag, asks.

"what?" jinyoung shakes his head in disbelief.

"why would you bring a robot to a hospital?"

"what? he's my boyf-"

"kid, he's a robot. do we have to unscrew all of this mechanism to prove it to you?" dongho raises an eyebrow.

jinyoung's hair is all messed up, his eyes are puffy and tears are falling from them. he can't believe what's happening.

"he's human - his heartbeat stopped just now, doctor, just help him!"

"he never had a heartbeat. he's a robot."

jinyoung cries even harder, when jisung and minhyun drag him away to the carpark of the hospital. his 7 other friends are waiting for him there.

"you, you knew all along, right?" jinyoung storms up to daniel and grabs him by the collar. "yeah, i knew. we just wanted to help you, jinyoung-" he stutters and minhyun has to step in before jinyoung can throw a punch at daniel.

"all of you knew, too? you all knew he wasn't human?" jinyoung screams, and the 9 nod their head in shame.

"so is this what your fucking shady ass company is about?" he glares at seongwoo and daniel, voice all hoarse, the two looking the most guilty out of all of the boys.

"jinyoung, let us explain," seongwoo puts a hand on jinyoung's shoulder, but jinyoung slaps it away.

"don't talk to me." and with that, jinyoung leaves.

he can't believe it - daehwi, his first love, the one that completed him ; was just a robot. jinyoung laughs bitterly as he walks down the street.

he knew things were too good to be true. who would fall in love with him, anyway?

a/n im so sorry for what ive done

inspo credits go to @/leedaehwi on ao3 for the social media au part!! 

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Buster

Rio: 💃 Buster: 🍾 Rio: ayy Rio: wyd Buster: 🏖 Buster: you? Rio: ugh lucky Rio: just out Rio: bored Rio: indie's fucked off somewhere Buster: you know it, babe Buster: sounds like some lad's getting lucky then Buster: nobody you wanna fuck off with? Rio: she's  so probably Rio: poor baby Rio: no one here but working on it Buster: Same Buster: with you, not Indie Buster: I ain't Rio: Rio: when the holiday romance has got too real Buster: Fuck that Rio: should hope so, you're not a 12 year old with a 'what i did on my hols' to fill in Rio: ms white was horrified Rio: frigid bitch Buster: tell it to some of these cunts around me Buster: fuck's sake Buster: yeah?  tell me more Rio: lads lads lads Rio: or chaps chaps chaps in your case i guess Rio: bless 'em Rio: don't be gross!  i was 12 Rio: and Luiz was Buster: 🧐 Buster: shower of cunts the lot of 'em Buster: better kisser than me, yeah? Alright  now, like Rio: Least you can always 'get lost' on a holiday night out and find better company Rio: awh babe Rio: if you can't handle the answer, don't ask, like Buster: Don't reckon I wanna talk to you now Buster: Proper hurt Rio:  you dumb Rio: stay and entertain me please Buster: 'cause you asked so nicely Rio: where are you Rio: looks good Buster: Manhattan Beach Buster: It's alright Rio: Fancy Rio: not gonna get that cheap euro vodka cough Buster: That's all yours tonight, babe Buster: How is the 24 treating you? Rio: Most likely Rio: oh well, husky is sexy i can rock it Rio: crap Buster: I don't doubt that you can Buster: what's up? Rio: Ryan turned up when I was at work Rio: Indie let him in, nightmare Rio: sorted now but  long Buster: shit Buster: did he even play like he had a reason or what? Rio: oh yeah, he owes me some money Rio: which he sporadically remembers and then forgets again when it suits and he's got none Buster: how much? Rio: like 1,300 Rio: he wrecked my old car Rio: give a shit i got a new one now but yeah, probably got about 200 of that back so far Rio:  twat Buster: fucking hell, Rio Buster: what a cunt Rio: Yeah but it's good Rio: Drew came and sorted him out Buster: What? Rio: He was getting arsey and I was still not there so Indie had to call him Buster: Well, yeah Rio: saved my night that's for sure Buster: Lucky you Buster: Shame he ain't about now Rio: You know Rio: Imma see him tomorrow tho Buster: I was gonna say see if you could get Indie to give him a ring again but it was a some bullshit that he actually turned up the first time so Buster: Good that there's no need to push it Rio: you know, boutta be a daddy again so Rio: maybe he's trying now Buster: Buster: You've got it bad, babe Rio: Shut up Rio: just seeing the good in him, not  about it tho obvs, that good is apparent Buster: If you say so Buster: One thing giving him the benefit of the doubt, don't be giving him all the others though Rio: Yeah right Rio: he's basically married to Ro now so Rio: that  has sailed Buster: not if you offer it up for him on a plate Rio: subtle Rio: and one way to get disowned, for sure Buster: Like that's ever been your vibe Buster: And they'd get over it Buster: He'll fuck it up some other way soon anyway Rio: Good thing you ain't young and cute enough to be her page boy Rio: ruining the photos with that grumpy face Buster: Shut up Buster: Already got a bridesmaid trying to throw herself at him so cliche achieved Rio: Piss off Rio: I am not Rio: he just thinks i'm a stupid kid anyway probably Rio: not gonna humour me that hard Buster: Try convincing yourself before me Buster: I'm sure he's realised how much his heroics turned you on Rio: ew no Rio: i'm just grateful Rio: what was i meant to do, let indie go off with him god knows where Rio: go with, like Buster: you could've let me handle it Rio: oh so you wanna be the hero Rio: okay Buster: fuck off Rio: well you do Buster: whatever Rio: didn't know u could actually fly with it, like Rio: or i woulda defs hit u up Buster: No you wouldn't Rio: its not like i hit up anyone Rio: indie called him, he is her da, she's allowed Buster: Like I said, whatever Buster: Not like I care Buster: If you wanna make a fool of yourself with him go on Rio: not waiting for your permission but cheers Buster: Just waiting on him Buster: I heard you Rio: to come get a drink at work, yeah Rio: christ, rate ryan's paying me back, can hardly offer a % Buster: Not what you wanna offer him anyway though Buster: So it's all good, yeah? Rio: so what? he's hot Rio: no harm in it Buster: He's also Indie's dad Buster: and old Rio: Yeah, I know Rio: I can think he's nice to look at still Buster: It's sick Rio: Why are you being so judgey about it? Rio: if he was a milf, you'd vibe it too Buster: forget it Buster: sick of talking about this cunt now Rio: then stop getting at me Buster: If I was getting at you I would Buster: Don't be so touchy, like Rio: ha Rio: wanna take your own advice, babe Buster: shut up Rio: make me Buster: you wish, babe Rio: so do you Buster: Yeah Rio: when you gonna do it Buster: when are you gonna be in my ends? Rio: Lazy Rio: do you want it or not Buster: That's why I want you here Buster: Less fam to get in my way Rio: IDK then Rio: soon as I got enough reason to be there Buster: I've just given you the only reason you need Buster: Do you want it or not? Rio: duh Rio: but that's not really gonna fly with work or the fam is it Buster: You've been down here for lads before Rio: yeah fucking par for the course with me ain't it Buster: that's not how I meant it Buster: I'm just saying there's your excuse Rio: yeah Rio: probably not eh Buster: Rio Buster: Don't be upset Rio: I ain't Rio: it's cool Buster: It's not Rio: Heard and had worse, babe Rio: forget about it Buster: I don't want to Rio: I do Rio: do what you want, McKenna Buster: Fine Buster: but I'm sorry Rio: I told you, it's good Buster: you tell me a lot of bullshit Rio: rude Rio: esp coming from you Buster: fuck off Buster: I'm real Rio: yeah? Rio: real fool that's for sure Buster: Hilarious, Cavante Rio: thank you i'll be here all night Buster: you're such an idiot Rio: luckily for you boy Buster: I ain't got lucky yet Buster: Still waiting on that Rio: sure you've got time, how many hours behind are you Rio: night's young, don't worry baby Buster: I meant with you Rio: oh Rio: well Rio: hmu if you're ever this fucked up again, like Buster: I ain't Buster: Just wondering how much time you've got for me Rio: you're cute when you're drunk Buster: You're annoying when you're bored Rio: i'll go then Buster: Don't Rio: Rio: oh is james there Buster: fuck no Buster: why did you wanna say hi or what? Rio: Rude not to whilst I'm here Rio: gutted Rio: I'll have a stalk of who is then, that's how this party is going Buster: Actually do go Rio: No fun Rio: its okay you're still the prettiest Buster: Obviously Buster: He looks like a fucking pug Rio: Rio: Harsh Rio: but funny Buster: Deny it Buster: I can't believe you fucked that Rio: Didn't spend a load of time looking at his face Rio: from what I recall Buster: Didn't ask Buster: Heard enough from that twat cheers Rio: yeah but you lads always oversell it Rio: lbr Buster: Fuck off Buster: I don't need to chat myself up Buster: Plenty of girls wanna do that for me Rio: you reckon Buster: I know Buster: And so do you Buster: I'm just fucking good, babe Rio: Only got your word for it, babe Rio: not been in your ends making smalltalk with the girls, like Buster: All I can give you tonight Buster: Unless you want vids like Rio: Rio: no thank you Rio: trying to come for my game Buster: I'm not playing Buster: You wanted me to entertain you Rio: you get a bitch to consent to that then come back to me okay Buster: Or I'll just be in it Buster: Still got moves Rio: Oh Rio: That's hot Buster: You're hot Rio: Would you really do that for me Buster: Do you want me to? Rio: Yes Buster: Ask me Rio: Buster Buster: If you want it then tell me Rio: Fine Rio: Make me a video of you getting off Rio: please Buster: Okay Rio: Are you going to think about me when you touch yourself Buster: You know it, babe Buster: When don't I Rio: fuck Rio: i better be good Rio: don't do me down, boy Buster: You're the best Rio: wait and see, babe Buster: I'm so over waiting Rio: I know Rio: Me too Buster: You look so good tonight Buster: I'm so hard for you right now Rio: Oh God Rio: You have to cum for me Rio: it's for me, don't go fuck some random when i'm the one who got you hard okay Buster: It's yours, babe Buster: I just want you Rio: Say that in the video Rio: I wanna hear it Buster: Try and fucking stop me Rio: Never Rio: You're so hot Buster: You'll see Rio: I do see Rio: It's rude for you to exist anywhere that isn't in my fantasies tbh Buster: Babe Rio: You know what you do to me Buster: I wanna hear every fantasy though Buster: I need to Rio: We're talking years worth here Rio: too many for tonight but, can make a start, like Buster: Fuck Buster: I know Rio: I've wanted you for so long Buster: Christ, me too Buster: and so bad Rio: Make it all the better when it happens Buster: Yeah Buster: [Sends video after whatever is a legit amount of time] Rio: Rio: give me a sec i can't be coherent now Buster: I don't need you to be Rio: good 'cos it ain't happening any time soon Rio: fucking hell, like Buster: I know Rio: Definition of wish I was there envy now Buster: You make me wish I was in the 24 Buster: What the fuck Rio: You love it Buster: Nah Rio: Oh hush Rio: you gotta come thru soon anyway Buster: Do I? Rio: Yeah Rio: you gotta come give me what's mine Buster: How soon do you need it? Rio: Right now? Right fucking now, like Rio: but you know, used to waiting Buster: I don't want you to wait Rio: And I don't wanna Rio: do what we gotta do idc Rio: I need you now Buster: I'm right here, babe Buster: do what you've gotta do until then Buster: we can both feel good tonight Rio: I already feel good thanks to you Rio: too good to be alone, it's a crime frankly Buster: I'm not going anywhere Buster: You ain't gotta be alone Rio: Good Rio: I should find Indie to leave this party but also I wanna be alone with you Rio: What do I do Buster: Find her Buster: We can still be alone knowing her Buster: You think I'm drunk but like Rio: She's just a baby Rio: Bless her Rio: and there will be no leaving if she's found a new mans ugh Buster: Find somewhere we can be alone here then Buster: Gotta be a bathroom or some shit Rio: You want me to go fuck myself in this stranger's bathroom? Rio: Dirty Buster: Not romantic but Buster: I'll make it up to you Rio: Not gonna make me a popular party goer but already getting looks so fuck it Buster: What kind of looks? Rio: I don't know? Probably a party pooper for sitting here glued to my phone but y'all don't know Rio: try harder next time Buster: They're just jealous of how fucking hot you look Rio: I'm out here looking so casual though Rio: even Inds putting me to shame Buster: Shut up Buster: You look so good Buster: You know it Rio: Long as you think so Buster: That photo turned me on before you'd even said a word to me today Rio: Serious? Buster: If I was gonna lie I wouldn't have said anything Rio: Guess you've got a point there Rio: I always hope you see my posts Buster: I ain't refreshing my feed for anyone else Rio: Babe Buster: I'm not sorry Buster: You're sexy as fuck Rio: Rio: Now I gotta hide Buster: Aren't you used to this? Rio: Not from you Buster: Get used to it, babe Rio: do my best Buster: I wanna touch you so bad Rio: I'm just thinking of all the times you have Rio: even that was good and we've not even started yet Buster: yeah but it's not enough Buster: never is Rio: I know Rio: i'm so fucking needy for you Buster: Fuck Rio: i want your hands all over me Buster: They are gonna be everywhere Buster: Trust me Rio: Good, you can put them wherever you want them Rio: as long as you're inside me Buster: Jesus Buster: I can't wait to make you cum Rio: in person, anyway Buster: Well yeah, who isn't turned on by my posts, like Buster: Too easy Rio:  you're not facetuning that hard are you babe Buster: Rio: and you promised you're gonna back it up so Rio: don't break it so soon, like Buster: I won't Rio: Better not Rio: not in this bathroom for nothing Buster: you better not either Buster: I've never waited years for anything else I want Rio: ha Rio: it'll do you good, babe Rio: trust Buster: as long as you do me good I don't care Rio: given Buster: yeah? Rio: yeah Rio: not only 'cos you've never had it this good but 'cos i want you so bad Rio: i'll do whatever to please you Buster: Rio Rio: I will Rio: Believe me Buster: I do Buster: Fucking hell Rio: Ugh, when you nearly type something in the wrong chat 'cos someone won't stfu Rio: that could've got real weird real fast Buster: who else are you chatting to? Rio: no one, my phone just blowing up Rio: standards Buster: is it him? Rio: Yeah but Rio: don't let him spoil it Buster: Now I wish I was there so you could turn your phone off Buster: 'Cause I'm too selfish to stop talking to you Rio: Don't Rio: I can ignore him if you don't ignore me Buster: I can't ignore you, babe Buster: Don't you know that? Rio: Yeah Rio: not that good at acting Buster: Good Buster: I want you to know Rio: Now anyway Rio: we'll forget it in the morning, babe but it's all good Buster: I won't Buster: You're so unforgettable, yeah? Buster: Catch yourself on Rio: Stop it Rio: Cute nerd Buster: Make me Rio: Buster: Getting rough now it's that time of night Rio: 🤤 Rio: i wish Buster: Soon babe Buster: I won't be able to control myself, believe me Buster: What were you gonna say? Rio: Don't Rio: I want it all, don't hold back Rio: When? Buster: I don't think I can Buster: When you almost told him instead of me Rio: If we're doing this, we may as well lose all control Rio: Gonna ask if you wanted to see Buster: Glad he didn't get it then Buster: babe, I need to Rio: Ikr, good thing I'm considerate and ask too Rio: bad enough knowing he can watch all my streams Rio: ick Buster: I'll blind him Buster: Not even joking at this point Rio: I know Rio: shh shh though, he doesn't exist Buster: it's just me and you, yeah? Rio: yeah Rio: that'd be good Rio: do what we want Buster: should've brought you to Cali instead of these cunts Rio: 'til we pissed each other off and you're trying to buy me that flight back Rio: you're having a good time tho Buster: I'd rather fight with you than any of them Buster: You look so hot when you're mad Rio: fighting can just be good foreplay Rio: that's the truth Buster: never tried it Rio: really Rio: but you're so easy to wind up Buster: and all my girls are so Buster: or just easy Rio: Hmm Rio: yeah, you'd have to repeat really, can't be trying to throw hands on a first time unless you've agreed that beforehand, like Buster: Yeah, I'm not that much of a cunt Rio: you aren't Buster: you're biased Buster: you want me Rio: like i couldn't or wouldn't if you were a cunt? Rio: please Buster: but you'll say or do anything you already said Rio: you want me to call you a cunt? 'cos yeah, I will Rio: but that was just the truth before so Buster: I mean you'd say I ain't Buster: be nice to me instead of winding me up Rio: i'm always nice Rio: most of the time Buster: nah you ain't Buster: but I like it Rio: i been knew Rio: call my friend yet? Buster: which one? Rio: dominatrix Buster: Behave Rio: no, you Rio: that's the idea, boy Buster: Buster: If you wanna know if i'm down for you to tell me what to do you can just ask Rio: Trust, I know you whipped for me babe Buster: 'cause you wish Buster: one of the fantasies, yeah? Rio: that'd be telling Buster: You can Rio: Rio: now i'm shy Buster: seriously? Rio: maybe i'm sobering up Rio: boo Buster: or you just knew it'd get to me you reacting like that Buster: you're just full of surprises, like Rio: likewise Buster: How'd I do? Buster: Entertained enough? Rio: are you serious now? Rio: so good Rio: you're fun, i like playing with you Buster: good Rio: play with me again sometime? Buster: 'course Rio: Rio: yay Buster: You're a well fun drunk

Rio: You're a cute one Rio: who knew Buster: Didn't need to take you this long to find out Rio: You obvs been hiding it Buster: Or you just don't know as much as you reckon you do Rio: Doubt that Rio: I know all Buster: Yeah? Buster: Prove it Rio: You're doing something else rn Rio: I know that Buster: Am I? Rio:  duh! Rio: you're well distracted Rio: gimme deets, living vicariously Buster: There's a girl and her friend fighting over me Buster: Standard Buster: Don't let it distract you, like Rio: Rio: what one are you gonna pick then Buster: Doesn't matter Rio: that generic are they? Buster: Neither of them look like you Buster: Or sound like you Rio: One of a kind Buster: Yeah Rio: I'll leave you to your tough decision, like Buster: Don't be stupid Rio: You're stupid Rio: gonna pass up an easy threesome Buster: You're stupid Buster: Trying to leave me for someone who will only make you feel good 'cause I put the work in Buster: I know that's why you wanna go Rio: Only fair if you're gonna Rio: what do you want me to do? Rio: wait, like Buster: At least it'd be worth it Buster: You'd be weak from how many times I've already made you cum but still begging me not to stop Buster: Who else is promising you that? Rio: Buster Rio: You're a prick Buster: You love it, babe Rio: Hm Buster: I know you do Buster: You don't have to say it Rio: Good Rio: 'cos I won't Buster: You can though Rio: Shut up Buster: You gonna make me? Rio: Nah Rio: need your chat don't you boy Buster: Yeah Buster: But you're gonna make so much noise for me so it's fine Rio: Rio: Dream on Buster: Deny it all you want now 'cause you won't be able to when I'm with you Rio: S'alright Rio: how often you come around Rio: easy to avoid Buster: You reckon? Rio: Yep Rio: bet on it Buster: Try it Buster: Be hilarious Rio: Fuck off Buster: No Rio: ugh boy Buster: Rio: Buster: There's no point you being mad if I can't see how fucking sexy you look Rio: That's MY point Rio: [sends piss-taking angry selfie] Buster: Buster: Still would

Rio: Good to know Buster: Don't you? Buster: Gonna have to tell you again, like Rio: Wouldn't hurt Buster: Babe Rio: What? Buster: I mean it Rio: I know Rio: I'm just frustrated Buster: I know Buster: I'd flight over right now if I could Buster: call it a family emergency, like Rio: Rio: That's so fucked Buster: I don't care Rio: That's what makes it worse, babe Buster: What's worse than right now Buster: Fuck it Rio: you gotta stay really tho Buster: Don't stop talking to me then Rio: okay Buster: Do you really think I'm stupid Rio: what? no Rio: you're dead smart Buster: Don't be too nice to me Rio: i know that ain't how you like it Rio: why do you care what i think anyway Buster: you know why Rio: yeah Rio: maybe Buster: Are you gonna make me tell you Rio: you did make me Rio: but it's alright Rio: feel the blush from here Buster: if that's all you can feel then it ain't alright Rio:  telling me lmao Buster: You just turn me on and keep me there like that Buster: It's Rio: I don't mean to Rio: not all the time Rio: can't help it Buster: That's what so frustrating about you Rio: Sorry Rio: You're just so Rio: I don't know Buster: Don't be Buster: But you do know Buster: We both do Rio: Fuckable Rio: that's what you are Buster: Yeah Buster: And you're irresistible, babe Rio: Don't resist me then Buster: I can't Buster: I want you too badly Rio: Well you've got me Rio: I'm waiting Buster: Fuck Rio: Please Buster: Say it for me properly Buster: I wanna actually hear you Rio: Call me Buster: Okay

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Hi, Can you explain your theory to me on why you think The Titanic was switched/swapped and intentionally sunk? I love these kinds of things lol x Thanks in advance!

:-) i would be more than happy to do that for u. i’m gonna put it under a read more because it’s undoubtedly gonna get pretty lengthy but if u have any other questions or anything feel free to hmu again. also i’m shit at explaining things so bare with me pls.

so i’m pretty sure everyone knows what the titanic is but incase for whatever reason u or anyone else reading this may not know, i’ll tell u a lil bitso the rms titanic, commonly addressed as just “the titanic” was a british passenger liner, operated by the “white star line” and built by the “harland and wolff shipyard” in belfast the titanic carried (an estimate) of 2,223 people and sank in the north atlantic ocean after (intentionally) hitting an iceberg on april 15th 1912, causing the deaths of 1,507 people who were on board. first of all .. i just wanna say that with the titanic carrying over 2,000 people, they needed at least 40 lifeboats to carry everyone on board and the titanic only had 20. but with the 20 they had 1,178 peoplesurvived so theres that. also: not to mention i believe the titanic was blatantly over populated. i’m not 100% sure if thats the case, don’t quote me on it, but if so.. yeah .. that didn’t hep at all, especially with the lack of lifeboats needed.

so, here’s where another ship comes into play, the titanics sister ship, the olympic. here’s some background story on the olympic. the captain of the olympic was a dude named edward smith. ( see here. ) to say the least about him, from what ive found through research and a lot of other sources, he wasn’t exactly a great captain, he’s even been quoted to “drive sea liners like they were speed boats”well, captain smith caused the olympic to get into THREE FUCKING ACCIDENTS because he was a reckless captain. but i’m gonna mention this one, because it has relevancy to the titanic

on september 201th, the olympic was involved in it’s second collision with a ship called the hms hawke, and here’s the images of the damage caused to the boat due to the accident

i would also like to note really quick that this collision caused the olympic to have a slight tilt (i believe it was temporarily permanent, i think they had plans to fox it but never got to it) and some survivors of the titanic said that the titanic did have a slight tilt (thats not just a fuckin coincidence) since the accident was concluded to be the olympics fault, the white star line’s insurers refused to pay for the damages or the cost to fix it.

the olympic got temporary repairs done to it, and was headed back to the harland and wolff shipyard in belfast (where the titanic was still being built) for more permanent repairs, and all work on building the titanic had been paused because they basically needed everyone they had working at the harland and wolff shipyard to work on the repairs to the olympic. (it took 7 WEEKS by the way, for them to fix the damages to the olympic)so really quick, i want to state that though the titanic and the olympic are literally identical, there are TWO WAYS to tell the ships apart. the titanic has 14 portholes, while the olympic had 16. the titanic had neat and organized windows, while the olympics were more scattered out. (shown below)

the first week in march in 1912 was the last time that the olympic and the titanic were in belfast together. ( this was when people think the decision was made to switch the ship.) given they only had to switch the names on the lifeboats and the ship itself, a small crew of workers in belfast could’ve gotten it done over the weekend.

also note that the white star line often used photographs OF THE OLYMPIC as the titanic in their advertisements for the ship. also, at this point from here on out, the titanic was believed to have been switched for the olympic, so when i talk about the titanic, i mean that it’s really the olympic, around the time of the titanics maiden voyage, there was a coal strike. a lot of men were struggling to get/keep jobs, people were getting layed off left and right, which made it that much more sketchier than some of the crew that was scheduled to work the titanics maiden voyage bailed out last minute and said that they’d wait for another ship. people believe that this is because word was going around that she ships had been switched and the titanic was going to be sank.

this is where  ANOTHER SHIP, called the californian, under the command of captain stanley lord, comes into place. the californian sailed out to the north atlantic 5 days before the titanics maiden voyage. on the 14th of april, i believe it was that evening, the californian stopped dead in the middle of the atlantic ocean and people assume this was because the captain knew that the titanic was going to go down and the californian was supposed to come in and safe passengers. it’s believed only the ship was supposed to go down, not cause over 1,000 deaths. the white star line payed 10,000,000 dollars for the titanic to be built and put an insurance claim of 12 million dollars on it, which led people to believe that was why they planned to sink it. to not only get the money back from building the ship itself, but also get an extra 2 million dollars. not to mention the captain of the californian slept fully clothed on a couch nearby the captains deck (with the ship still running) instead of his own cabin, almost as if he were prepared for an emergency. also, not to mention, the titanic got 3 radio signals from the californian after it had been stopped for the night giving the titanic the ships location, almost as if to let the captain of the titanic know that he was ready when they were. around 11 o’clock that night, captain smith ALSO chose to sleep fully clothed and not in his cabin. also, the titanic was put at further risk to crash into the iceberg when they reversed the engines as they turned, which, a lot of people are under the impression that, they did that intentionally, because they wanted to for-sure hit the iceberg. it’s also believed that if the ship would’ve kept going straight, not reversing its engines, it could’ve passed the iceberg without damage. or, if the titanic had just hit the iceberg head on, it still would’ve been able to stay afloat given the collision only would’ve flooded a few small compartments under deck.at this point, the titanic hit the iceberg, and nobody in the crew was in a panic, (i believe that nobody even told passengers that there was an accident at this time. now, what was supposed to happen basically, was that the titanic was going to sink, but it was just going to shoot up colored flares that the californian was supposed to see, but given that the titanic gave it’s wrong coordinates. the titanic was too far, and out of sight of the californian. ( see below. )

now, captain smith (titanics captain) can see a ship over the horizon at this point, and he’s under the impression that it’s the californian, but it’s not. it was a ship called the samson, shown above, which was participating in illegal seal hunting activity, which, is also why when the titanic sent flares out, the samson didn’t come to help, due to his partake in the illegal seal hunting.

around midnight was when the titanic began sending out flares, signaling for the californian to begin coming over. but due to coordinates getting mixed up and the titanic being out of view from the californian, the californian saw a ship sending out flares, but they were white flares, and were coming from the samson to tell the rowing boats the samson had in the area to come back to the ship. so basically, a plan that was supposed to end up only being an insurance fraud success, ended up being a tragedy. and once the titanic realized that, that was when they began sending out lifeboats full, instead of half way like they’d previously been when they were under the impression that the californian was coming and they didn’t NEED to fill them up all the way. there could easily be some details that i’m missing here, but if anyone has any questions just hmu. i think that’s all 4 now.

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@theyugiohtrashcan tagged me in a thing and because I’m literally so bad at remembering to do these I’m sitting myself down to do it rIGHT NOW so I won’t forget Name: Kelli

Nicknames: I’m one of those people that I literally give negative shits about what you call me. Like as long as I know you’re talking to me when you say whatever you wanna call me, I’ll answer to it. I’ve been called Kell, Kim, Kam, Ann (my middle name), Mac (the beginning of my last name), or even cabbage. One friend I have now literally calls me cabbage, because when we met I told him he could call me anything. Thus, cabbage.

Star sign: Gemini

Sexual orientation: Homoromantic demisexual. Sex is a meh for me, but I’ll want it for the person its with and not the sex itself. It’s an emotional experience for me, and not a physical one. Maybe TMI, but y’know. Whatevs

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw! I get Hufflepuff almost as much as I do Ravenclaw, but I feel confident that if I went to Hogwarts I’d be sorted into Ravenclaw and i feel so jipped that i will never get to actually be a ravenclaw at hogwarts like i cry myself to sleep sometimes knowing that will never happen it makes me sAD

Favorite color: idk man colors are just cool. I’ve been really into like, teal lately? But generally my favorite colors tend to be like, grey and purple. Especially together.

Favorite animal: No. I will not choose. I’ll instead say I’ve always wanted a retro mop and a skunk as pets, but I probably won’t ever get a skunk because of the whole like, removing their stink glands negatively affects them and stuff. ;-;

Favorite fictional characters: HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU CANT ASK ME TO CHOOSE THAT. man idk. I agree with Kat that Yuuri Katsuki from Yuri On Ice is def on my list, with others including BUT NOT LIMITED TO Hunk from Voltron: Legendary Defenders, Deadpool, literally everyone from Night in the Woods, Sans and Undyne from Undertale, and CHRISTIAN “SPAGHETTI DADDY” LEE who’s one of Kat’s characters and is a complete meme but also my son i had to bring him into this

Number of blankets you sleep with: if he thicc, just one

Favorite band/artist: ONCE AGAIN YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE. I listen to more songs than artists, but the ones that I consistently love and I’m always excited to see new stuff from are Set it Off, All Time Low, Marianas Trench, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, and then some youtube musicians as well like Nathan Sharp, Thomas Sanders (he does some music ok and he’s majestic), Mandopony (his NITW EP is LIT), and so on and so forth. I could honestly keep talking about music until I’m blue in the goddamn face, so I’ll shut up about it now but if anyone ever wants to talk music with someone hmu im always down

Dream job: Philosophy college professor yes pls. It’s super competitive but I’m working really hard towards it

When was your blog created?: kadhdkagdhale i dont knowwwwww. Honestly I have no idea. EDIT: I LOOKED IT UP AND MY FIRST POST WAS MAY 31 2014

Follower count: 429 yo

Reason for making your blog: @theyugiohtrashcan had a tumblr and was like “yo i know about music” and i came in and was like “yo i know more about mu----- lmao honestly tho she just said that I should make one so I did. I didn’t put much thought into it at the time

as for people I’m tagging: @mediocre-at-bestt, @sorry--imfangirling, @sonofdysonsphere, @highgreenbunny, @schwagztheelf, @consistant-screaming-to-the-void, @fanofallthingsadorkable, @kaiju-genital-thunderstorm, and @neonblue4657! A mix of old mutuals and new peeps, to hopefully get the blood flowin~~ because that’s not a weird turn of phrase to use here. I tried to get as many of you as possible, but I don’t feel confident that I didn’t miss some peeps. thats ok tho just because i didnt tag u doesnt mean we still arent friends i still tumblr stalk you

as always no pressure my friends. if u dont wanna then dont, no big. AND if anyone i didnt tag is looking for an excuse to do one of these, consider me your official taggin’ buddy. Say I tagged you in your post so I can see it!!!!

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Lil Uzi Vert “Luv Is Rage 2″ Album Commentary

I’m excited that this Album is here… But at the same time it makes me a little bit sad that the twitter jokes about it never being released will cease now. I think I put the first Luv Is Rage mixtape as my rap album of the year in 2015, which makes it hard for me to know what to expect from this one. It’ll either be a classic, or an audio version of whatever Lil Uzi’s hair is doing right this very moment. Let’s not waste anymore time here, and instead just shoulder roll our way into Luv Is Rage 2:

1) Two:

Calling the first track on your album “Two” is a piss off, Uzi… But this song’s beat got the trademark accordion over it and I am instantly lulled into being okay by it. This track leads off right where Luv Is Rage ended,which is fire.. Sure, now he’s rapping about fame being poisonous and money being evil BUT shit slaps stupid hard and I can suspend my concern for his personal well being for at least as long as this song lasts.

3.5/5

2) 444+222:

EITHER SLOW DOWN WITH YOUR DIRECTIONS OR DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MR UZI VERT. I’m also not doing math so your probably clever song title is completely lost on my dumb ass!!!!! This song has me voguing into a broken mirror while thinking about all the girls who have ever wronged me. I’m flash dancing in my back yard, nae naeing at the thought of my own death. This is a total stripper joint, but don’t be surprised if some of them dancers recognize the sadness in Lil Uzi’s voice and shake their titties wild mournfully and make all of the perverts watching reflect on their own shit.

4/5

3) Sauce It Up:

Coincidentally, this song title is exactly what I tell the drive thru dicks at Wendy’s when they ask me which one (1) sauce I want with my six (6) orders of the dollar menu  Five (5) piece nugget. This song is sort of about nothing, but it has the cutest fucking line lmao check it out: “I WAS ON THE PHONE, YEAH WITH PLAYBOI CARTI - COMMES DES GARCON, HEARTS ALL ON MY CARDI” lol that’s silly as hell I love it, who the hell calls a cardigan a cardi? Tegan And Sara fans do. I do. This is the first song on the tape that hasn’t made me want to call a distress hotline on Lil Uzi’s behalf.

3.5/5

4) No Sleep Leak:

This song stupid as fuck but in a good way. I just woke my dog up dancing to this song. That’s a real thing that happened. He raps about recouping all of his wealth in the span of a single night which is tight, but I often do the same. I can go from like .34 cents in my bank account to uhhh like a few hundred when it’s payday. It’s not that impressive, Uzi.

3.5

5) The Way Life Goes:

My girl is at her Aunt’s house in Maryland this week (holler at me if ur tryna rob her house while she’s gone just hmu she has an xbox) and I’m actually glad now, cus you have got to be missing somebody to truly grasp whatever the fuck Lil Uzi Vert is going through right now. Who the hell hurt you Lil Uzi Vert? Your hair dresser? Reese La Flare when you ripped his whole existence off and added KPOP to it?? Who the fuck did this to you lil guy??? Lmao this song goes hard as hell though I’m pouring out a tear for my guys rn over it. This one is hilarious to me tho cus he samples an “Oh Wonder” song, and it’s adorable to me that Lil Uzi Vert knows about some fabulist ass pop duo like the rest of us sad schmucks do.

4.5/5

6) For Real:

I’m assembling an interracial squad of dance teens to perform funny looking dance moves to this song while I stand behind the camera and jerk it side to side (not like that) whenever they do the dab. This song is the most stripped down, “normal” on the project I guess. It’s cool, but I like my Lil Uzi Vert to be manic and sad and weird. NEEEEEEEEXT

3/5

7) Feelings Mutual:

Oh wow we’re diving back into the sad drug stuff pretty abruptly here. Hold the fuck on I’m gonna google “Who Did This To Lil Uzi Vert??” gimme a second. Okay, nothing came up… But damn we gotta get this guy some mood stabilizers and a workout routine so he can start to turn that frown upside down. Nobody getting double toppy from models and driving ferraris should be sad. Even if he is like, five foot minus five. Nobody who’s friends with The Migos should cry, ever! They have their own chips! This song is very good though. Again, his sad shit is really effective so even tho he’s crying for help I’m gonna pretend he’s asking me to ignore his situation and dance instead!

4/5

8) Neon Guts (Feat Pharrell Williams):

Two things: I misspell Pharrell’s name every single time I type it, and whoooo shit Pharrrlel can make a goddamn track, even now that he’s more of a spiritual guide to XXL’s freshman classes than a hit maker. He took his gigantic cowboy hat off and donned the BDBC fitted for this one. This is gonna be the biggest song off this whole album, mark my words. Shit slaps dummy hard.

5/5

9) Early 20 Rager:

Oh hey, Lil Uzi named this song the same thing as my friend’s name their Birthday events on Facebook! Hopefully this song doesn’t make me get dressed up and go to 3 bars I don’t like. He says “FUCK YO GIRL ON CAM, GOPRO” which is hilarious. I want my POV porn to have an extreme sports edge to it now. I wanna see Mia Malkova giving head while jumping out of an airplane ASAP.

3.5/5

10) UnFazed (Feat. The Weeknd):

Dog I fucking hate the weekday. I -oh wow this shit slaps nvm I’m wrong.. Still tho if I catch you out here with XO gear on I am throwing it high up into an unscalable tree. One with mad prickles. He does say “Take three Xannies like a hattrick” on this which is super fucking lame and ultra Canadian of him. I know I said that the Pharalel track would be the biggest song on this album, but every white girl I know who does blow loves The Weeknd so this track is gonna go quadruple platinum.

4/5

11. Pretty Mami:

               This song boring as fuck! Maybe Lil Uzi not liking rapping anymore… Isn’t a good thing? I thought disenfranchisement meant bangers that would make me wipe tears away in secrecy at the club… But maybe, instead it means a lack of bangers?????????????????????????? Fuck man… I hate whoever made this man so sad.

2.5/5

12) How To Talk:

THIS BITCH! This song starts with the audio of some woman calling Lil Uzi Vert out for some shit that uhhh I’m not paying attention to. Somebody on 4chan analyze this woman’s vocality n stuff so we know who to speak to about making this guy sad. This song slaps tho, he’s all apologetic about treating her badly and jealous that she’s talking to a ball player. The beat is rad as hell. This is the mood I think of when I think of Lil Uzi’s music. More of this, less Pretty Mami.

4/5

13) X:

Metro Boomin and Pierre Bourne co-producing a Lil Uzi Vert track? I’m in clout heaven. Somebody fetch me a pair of those dumbass glasses that every future dead kid wears while they nod out on xanax. You know the ones? The Fallout 4 fancy lady joints. Thanks. Okay this song is golden and I will defend it no matter what the hell happens with the next two tracks. I’m doin all of Uzi’s dances as best I can to this, eating gummy bears, feelin cute.

5/5

14) Malfunction:

               In the first verse on this dreamy lil song Uzi says “ALL MY GIRLS DRESS LIKE THEY WORK AT HOOTERS” like it’s a good thing. If I’m worth millions of dollars, my many, many girlfriends would all be dressed in differently themed designer garb: One goth model with diamond encrusted tears, one pioneer thot with a golden pitchfork, a pair of ghost women wearing spooky Red Bottoms, etc. Let’s have some showmanship, please. This song is good though, the last ¼ of this album is picking it up.

4/5

15) Dark Queen:

Dark Queen is my favourite race in World Of Warcraft, so I’m stoked on this. The song is all about his relationship with his mother, and how it relates with his relationship with the music business instead of sick raids and fuckin uhhhhhhhh killin monsters? Idk I never played WoW I was too busy playing other videogames u fuckin dorks.

3.5/5

16) XO TOUR LIF3:

               *Crying* SHE SAID BABY I AM NOT AFRAID TO - *still crying* DIE! I forgot this song was on the album. Wow, what a fuckin banger. I want whoever reads this to make sure the lyrics to this song are etched into my gravestone (if I somehow don’t end up buried in an unmarked grave by a jilted lover and her new, tougher boyfriend) Ugh this goes so fuckin hard. This is one of the only songs that, if you have it as your ringtone and it goes off really loudly while we’re sitting next to each other on the C-Train, won’t earn you a dirty look and a subtweet. I want to celebrate the sadness in this song. You did it, Lil Uzi.

5/5

 FINAL SCORE: 7.8/10

This shit had some up and down moments, I’m not gonna lie. But, the good outweighed the bad. I hope Uzi finds the help he needs before his hair gets any more neon than it already is. We believe in you, lil fella.