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kris in some outfits got a certain gnc quoi

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Everytime I hear the phrase "Great Minds think alike" I am inevitably reminded that the German equivalent is "Zwei Dumme ein Gedanke" (Two Idiots same thought)

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A List of Instances that have occurred while I was writing

Me, at the grocery store: wow this watermelon is the same weigh as a severed human head!

My dad, two feet away: what

Me: what

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daily reminder that social media is fake. your stretch marks are cool, having acne is just fine, belly rolls are amazing and body hair is perfectly normal 🖤

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being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

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wow! congrats, yall!

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“My privilege will try to make me complicit by default.”

This really hit home, so I’m posting it for others to see.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fukTk8gJ3M

[Image description: A photoset of a white vlogger in front of a bookshelf filled with DVDs, with the captions: "How is it my responsibility, or even my place, to apologize for the actions of my ancestors? Because they did it in my name. They did it for the prosperity of their descendants. But I don’t want any benefits conferred through slavery. I know it’s impossible for me to shed every single advantage that my ancestry affords me, but the least I could do is examine it. Be critical of it, to be as proactive as possible when it comes to the whole ‘not being complicit in historical atrocities’ thing. As a person of considerable privilege, I consider it my responsibility because my privilege will try to make me complicit by default.“]

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if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don't perform androgyny to a level you approve of i'm omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps

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the inherent nonbinaryism of being an eccentric or mad scientist

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hey i just want u to know i copied ur gender/sexuality.

what the-! teacher! teacher!!! he cheated off of me!

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Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

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fun fact nonbinary ppl with boobs, nonbinary ppl who like their boobs, and nonbinary ppl who want boobs are cool and valid and just as nonbinary as ppl w flat chests and deserve to have a good time all the time

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I wonder how many gay people are actually transgender & dont know it because people thing being transgender is transitioning when it’s literally just not being cis.

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I don't dress like a "boy" or a "girl", I dress like you should not ask me to lift any heavy items

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via gracespelman