#nickyposting

[aqua-magma-official]

Hey, everyone, Nicky here! We're back! Did you miss us? Before anybody says anything, we were here before all the rest of you Magmas and Aquas! So you're not allowed to say "Another one!?" We should be saying that about you!

Anyways, we're gonna be remodeling our blog so look out for that! In the meantime, Kai and I will be happy to answer questions and respond to comments! Unless they have to do with our criminal past, we're tired of answering those. Just check our Bulbapedia page if you want to know so badly.

-Nicky🌊

[aqua-magma-official]

Well that's a bit harsh, don't you think?

So I made a couple funny images with this lmao.

[aqua-magma-official]

Be gay, do Pokémon conservation.

[aqua-magma-official]

[A picture. It's the front of the Conservatory, decked out for the holidays. Red and Green lights, streamers, and a big wreath. The statues of Rayquaza, Groudon, and Kyogre locked in combat all have santa hats on them.]

Happy holidays from the Aqua-Magma Conservatory!

[phloxy-devil]

U SENT ME HOW MANY MESSAGE????

WARGT

[aqua-magma-official]

No, it's why we joined an evil team.

Yep yep.

Does anyone here have a sound relationship with their biological parents?

[aqua-magma-official]

Blog Under Maintenance

Welcome to the Official Blog of the Aqua-Magma Conservatory

Hello, Rotomblr! We know we've done some bad things in the past and we Don't blame you for being mad at us. But we hope that we can someday atone for what we did. That's why for the past five years we at Team Aqua and Team Magma have put aside our differences to form the Aqua-Magma Sanctuary.

Officially endorsed by the Hero of Hoenn, Mare Birch (@aura-acolyte), her uncle and Hoenn's regional professor Professor Birch, and the Champion of Hoenn himself Steven Stone, we seek to work towards the betterment of people and Pokémon by taking in Pokémon that have been injured, traumatized, rendered incapable of living in the wild, or otherwise abused (Kai Note: we will also accept Pokémon you simply do not have the resources to care for anymore) and protecting them.

-Nicky and Kai, Aqua-Magma Social Media Managers and Public relations

[jokerlennon]

while im on a roll of nickyposting there are in my mind three life paths for him 1) the cia has mercy on him and he becomes Walter Two 2) horror nightmare blood quest 3) suicide before the age of thirty (+1 supervillain turned singer-songwriter with ant backup singers). if he goes the horror blood quest route he figures out he's bisexual before forsaking his humanity forever if he becomes a boringly evil man he does not admit it until he's forty-seven if he kills himself he has a single one night stand with a man and infests the guy's building with termites the next day and pretends none of that ever happened

[aqua-magma-official]

We were here first, buzz off.

-Nicky🌊

ANOTHER ONE??????

[sweetpea-sprite]

nickyposting instead of writing btw

[intravenous-agnostic]

almost nicky’s bday… prepare for even more nickyposting 🥰😎

[barstoolblues]

2 stephen stills the killer chains diverge on a nickypost

[aqua-magma-official]

Got an Aqua tattoo on my arm. Before you ask, it was of my own free will they didn't make us get tattoos.

i've got a question for the people.

do you have any tattoos?

and if so, what are they and do you have a story for them?

[aqua-magma-official]

If there's one good thing about going straight it's that we have an actual budget now.

[aqua-magma-official]

Hi all! Nicky here! Sorry for being absent for so long! We've been busy with work stuff! You know, Pokemon Conservation stuff! But we're back and we've got announcements! Take it away, Kai!

Hi everyone, it's Kai! We here at the Aqua-Magma Conservatory are proud to announce we're hosting our First Annual Non-Denominational Holiday Party on the 20th! It's open to everybody as long as you don't plan to cause a scene or vandalize our building. Seriously, don't try it, we will catch you and you will be kicked out. Probably by Matt.

Speaking of Matt, we've got a brand new line of Holiday plushies! You ever want to own a tiny version of Matt wearing a Santa Hat! Well now you can!

That's about it for now. Happy Holidays!

[aqua-magma-official]

But you

were

so mean!

You know, the funniest thing about fighting Team Aqua and Magma is the number of times I heard "Hey! You can't do that! It's against the rules!" When I decided to just punch them instead of having a Pokémon Battle.

Like, guys, I love you, but you were literally criminals.