#nickviall

[usacouples]

Nick Viall and Natalie Joy Detail “Nightmare” Cancelation

[magxit]

Nick said he heard from mutual friends that there's a genuine interest. I know he's friends with Ashley but idk if he knows someone who's friends with Travis. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNr6hvvb/

[thekelceswiftera]

THIS IS SO PURE JOLGNDJSJD

[abbydraper]

Who Taught These People Punctuation? The Bachelorette Bio Breakdown.

I know I said i was done with “The Bachelor” franchise but ABC announced the new suitors for the upcoming season and as I scrolled through their bios, I just cannot help myself.

In total transparency, I only watched the last couple of episodes of Arie’s season because his laugh is worse than Prince Farming’s and anyone with a nickname like, “Kissing Bandit” at the age of 86 is just weird. That being said, I don’t know much about Becca, but I would like to extend my sincere apologies because these guys are doozies.

ALEX

You know that episode of Friends when Ross gets a spray tan and keeps doing it wrong, so he ends up super orange? I feel like that’s what happened when this guy got his teeth whitened. Also, his biography reads, “(he enjoys) taking trips to the beach with his boat.” What does that mean? He grabs his boat and they walk to the beach together? He just puts his boat on the back of his car and takes it to the beach to hang?

BLAKE

What the fuck is a modern romantic? Also, dropping that you “excel” at sports before sharing that your secret talent is swing dancing is basically just coming out of the closet.

CHASE

Speaking of closets, this guy definitely has a few dead bodies hidden in his.

CHRIS

Wants to retire in his 40′s. Lazy is such a turn on.

CHRISTIAN

Why are his sleeves rolled up? Is that a short-sleeved sweater? Is his head the right size? A lot of questions here.

CHRISTON

What in the actual hell is a professional dunker? Seems made up, kind of like the spelling of his name.

CLAY

Of all of the things a person can put in their bio to explain themselves, he thought it was important enough to include that he doesn’t curse. Fuck this guy.

COLTON

If someone used to play a sport, are they required to talk about it? Also how is he a “lifelong football player” if he’s not playing football anymore? That makes no sense. This guy is the Ben Higgins of this season. Calling it now.

CONOR

Whenever I wear a button down shirt, my boobs pop the buttons open; looks like the same thing happened to Conor. And what does it mean that he “had the opportunity to play for the Braves”? They offered it to him and he said no? Pursuing his dream to teach a spin class in Florida felt like a better idea? I can’t really talk shit about someone who talks incessantly about fitness but, I bet he talks incessantly about fitness. Annoying.

DARIUS

He lives in the Valley and refers to himself by the town he is from. No, thank you.

DAVID

“He loves guacamole but hates avocados” -- this guy definitely laughs at his own bad dad jokes.

GRANT

Grant looks like he had his picture taken after a week-long bender. He told an electricity joke in his bio because, wait for it... he’s an electrician. How clever.

GARRETT

Garrett looks like someone I’d want to be friends with, but then I read that he does Chris Farley impressions. So he’s the opposite.

JAKE

If his poems are anything like his bio, they’re terrible. Also, “loves a good dance”. As opposed to what, a bad dance?

JASON

Admittedly likes to sing (loudly I imagine) Disney songs. That’s a big, “No, thank you” from me. Also, is he tall enough to go on this ride?

JEAN BLANC

I wasn’t sure if that was a serious name but then I read that he has an “impressive” cologne collection. I bet he makes people smell him. Ew.

JOE

Joe is my favorite and I want him to be the next Bachelor. I am not a huge fan of the word “ripe”, but we all have our flaws.

JOHN

If you Google, “What are dudes in San Francisco like” John’s bio would be the top search result.

JORDAN

I bet this guy calls himself an Instagram model. And means it. 

KAMIL

What the fuck is a social media participant? Would that make him and nine billion other strangers my colleagues?

LEO

Before I read his bio, I said out loud, “I bet he’s a stuntman or a yoga teacher” and now I’m worried I’ve been in LA too long.

LINCOLN

This guy says work brought him to Santa Monica so he probably bartends at The Bungalow. Also, serious question, why would someone from Nigeria name their kid after Abraham Lincoln?

MIKE

Mike loves state fairs? Like, does he travel to different states for their fairs? How many state fairs has Mike been to? Are fairs different in each state? He’s really going to lose it when they have a state fair to themselves and some unknown singer serenades them by the cotton candy booth.

NICK

There is nothing about this bio that doesn’t bother me. Nick looks like the member of a boy band that everyone hates because he says shit like, “weekend warrior”.  

RICKEY

He looks like he’s wearing a lululemon women’s bomber. Regardless, is he an IT consultant or a business owner? Make up your mind, Rickey. 

RYAN

He mentions the word “banjo” more in this bio than I have in my entire life. I’m not sure how I feel about the instruments he chose to learn. Banjo included.

TRENT

My new life goal is to be on the cover of trashy romance novels. Also, is Florida really a hub for male models?

WILLS

Adults who talk about their love for Harry Potter are about as fun as drowning.

Do I need to recap this season? 

[natalieportmanteaus]

Happy #ginandtonicday! What’s your #ginandtonic name? We’re Gin Saviano & Tonick Viall . . . @jensav11 @nickviall @bachelorinparadise #gandt #nationalginandtonicday #jensaviano #nickviall #bachelorinparadise https://www.instagram.com/p/CNdhj9aBVd1/?igshid=tn60uygugtch

[tewssdaily]

Nick Viall is not happy with 'Hannah Brown ' after she uses N - Word in Instagram. Recently on his podcast Nick shared his point of view on it .Head to link 🔗 in Bio to know more. . . . Follow 👉@tewss2 . . . . . . . . . #tylercameron #hannahbrown #reuinonrelationship#backagain #tewss#comeback#sweetcouples#thebachelorette #hannahab#bachelornation #bip#florida#tylerc#hannahb#bachelorabc #hannahbeast#bachelorette #nickviall https://www.instagram.com/p/CAY8ea1hLNu/?igshid=1pqc17ej3esyf

[brokenshipsla]

We can be here for you again Nick! Or Vanessa? It's cathartic to donate. #bachelornation #thebachelor #nickviall #vanessagrimaldi (at Museum of Broken Relationships Los Angeles)

[mmfane]

Bachelor finale onesie/pajama potluck party tonight! Nick Viall and his rueful eyebrows, haha. #art #artist #dailyart #traditionalart #draw #drawing #dailydraw #sketch #sketchbook #ink #pen #bachelor #tvshow #ABC #nickviall

[awildfirefly]

[angielkay]

Do you watch the #bachelor or other reality tv? Which ones do you watch? #thebachelor #nickviall #abc

[magxit]

Lol, not Nick Viall asking Ashley about Brittany. She also invited him to Claire's wedding, so they must be close friends. https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNNEUVW7/

[jmblyajones]

RACHEL AND NICK ARE MY OTP

[bachelorganger-blog]

Josephine = SJP in Hocus Pocus

[andrealr123]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6VWVY6OZbY)

I made some cookies while drinking and watching the bachelor. Oh and I filmed myself.