#nickisnotgreen

[nonbinary-gaydonweaver]

this would do numbers. somewhere

[loamington]

I CANT BELIEVE I HAVE THE FOLLOWERRRRRS 🗣‼️

IM JIMMY FALLON UR JOHN OLIVERRRRRRR 💪😤

[liv-does-stuff]

“Happy Birtday Dumbass”

Hasan Piker X Reader

Warning:cussing but that’s it

A/n: I’m so sorry for whatever this bullshit is I’m high asf right now and I proof read this as best as I could.

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You and Hasan rarely fought. Yes you argued over trivial things sometimes, but you could count on your fingers the amount of times you actually had a bad fight and boy was this a bad fight. It all started Monday, you had spent the whole summer so far trying to help your best friend move down to North Carolina, God knows why, with you being away for the a few months you had seen Hasan only a few times through June and July , but you made sure you would be there for his birthday. Now you may be wondering where the fighting came in and here’s the answer. One night you had been on the phone with your boyfriend, trying to find a cheap flight, but they were all pricey.

“Y/n don’t worry if it’s that big of a deal I’ll just buy the ticket.” Hasan said tired of your complaining. You were quick to shoot that down by saying, “Oh absolutely not It’s supposed to be your birthday party and I would feel bad if you bought the ticket.” He sighed, “Y/n, could just stop complaining then, I’m trying to be nice, but you’ve literally just bitched this whole call.” Normally Hasan wouldn’t have said something like this to 𝘺𝘰𝘶, but today had stressed him out, his stream was glitching and Austin was late to the podcast and it threw everything off. He never meant to bring his anger out on you, but he had and you weren’t about to take that, “Excuse me”, you said taken aback by his change in tone, “I’m so sorry that I was trying to do something nice for your fuckin birthday and yea what if I started complaining? These Flights aren’t cheap and it’s frustrating !” He sighed into the phone, “Then don’t come”, he said lowly. “What are you even saying?” You said quietly. “If it’s such an inconvenience the don’t show up.” He stated. You hadn’t meant to say it, but you did, “Fine”, you hung up the phone with a sigh.

2 days had past and Hasan hadn’t reached out. Too be fair you hadn’t either, but even so you still planned on making it to his party, which is why you were up at 3 am trying to book a flight for tomorrow and finally you got a good deal. Hasan was having a dinner around 7 with his friends and your flight landed at 5:30 so you decided to make a call.

“Hey Austin I need your help.” You said after he picked up on the 4th ring.

“Y/n what the fuck I was asleep!?” He said groggily trying to make sense of why you were calling.

“So yea can you pick me up and take me with you tomorrow?” You asked after explaining everything that had happened.

“Of course y/n/n, but seriously if you wake me up like this one more time I’ll beat you ass.” You snorted as he said that. After a few more minutes of talking you said bye and hung up.

After your plane landed you went to look for Austin and once you made eye contact you ran up and hugged him. “Oh my god I missed you so much bitch!” You both laughed. He broke the hug and led you to the car. You were nervous to say the least, you didn’t know if Hasan would still be pissed or if he would be happy to see you. You really didn’t want to ruin his birthday for him. Austin seemed to notice your worrying because he looked at you and said, “Don’t worry y/n he misses you he just wants to give you space.” You nodded and soon the conversation drifted off into how Austin’s love life was going which made the drive go by quicker, and soon you were parked at Hasans house. God you missed this place. Austin ran up the door, knocked and shouted, “Hasan it’s Austin I brought you an amazing present.” The door began to open, “Austin why the fuck are you thirty minutes la- y/n?” Hasan locked eyes with you, you wanted to hug him and run your hands through his curls right there, but you resisted. Austin walked into the house and winked at you. Hasan shut the door and you immediately fell into him not caring if he was mad or not you just needed him, he wrapped his arms around you. “Y/n I thought you weren’t gonna come.” He sighed. You looked up at him, “Hasan I’m so sorr-“, he cut you off, “No I am you didn’t do anything I was just being a dick.” You laughed, “Yea you kinda were.” He smiled and you got on your tip toes to kiss him. You giggled into the kiss and he whispered, “I love you”

“Happy birthday dumbass.”

[hasan-a-bi]

OKAY I LIED YESTERDAY THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE 😍 these boys are all so handsome

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

commentary youtuber save me….

[moonschocolate]

a whole generation of indians with pretty curly hair and glasses

fleamont, james and harry

[cheddar-baby]

hardest song ever made

[thermodynamic-comedian]

an offering

[m-jay-gee]

me watching nickisnotgreen videos on internet drama i have no preexisting interest in or connection to because i dont have twitter or tiktok

[transjeffdr]

I like you *hits with my scrunklification beam*

[my-patron-saint-is-jimmy]

Tired of waiting for the newest drama videos to drop. I wish the fucking farming of clout surrounding this would stop but honestly I think Lex and Co are upset they couldn't truly destroy them the first time round cause literally what else do they have to say that's meaningful. They had very little of meaning to say the first time round, and even less that was relevant to Lex's SA. It's been admitted officially that it was a smear campaign and there has been so much unrelated to Lex's SA and subsequent support that it would be absurd to claim that that's what everything's about instead of them trying to kill SM. I wish they'd just stfu and go back to their miserable lives instead of the highschool bullshit that's going on

[threelargeelefants]

QUEEF JERKY performing PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN

[rosylike]

i’m tired of pretending he’s not fine 😩💕

[loamington]

doodle of some funney youtube guys i watch. idk if they have a following on this app

[just-illegal]

baddie smp has lore. to me. shapeshifter nick sleep paralysis demons kurtis and danny dream guardian jarvis confused ominous human elise

[thefoxinator]

really rubs me the wrong way how nickisnotgreen uses freak as a way to describe “bad” people he talks about on his channel. like this is how queer people and disabled people have historically been described, and some of us have reclaimed it, but its still a really loaded word. and disappointing to hear from him.