#nick neopia

[nettleneopian]

Yeah sure there are plenty Darigan korbat denialists out there, but what people aren't ready to face is that if he isn't a korbat then the next logical conclusion is that he's actually a malnourished skeith

Face it, skeith have all the key features like big ears, the tail arrow thingies, a small triangle nose like what bat-thing Darigan had

And they have 6 limbs unlike korbats who have 4

but your looking at me and trying to tell me his pre-curse form is a korbat, but do you see even then he has 6 limbs AND an under-bite and what species has under-bites thats right skeith

Wake up people!!!

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[sceptictank]

lil tiki tack man x nick neopia doodle since they’re the only two humans in neopia 🙃 (and because @neopets-smash-or-pass joked about shipping them)

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Nick Neopia: Scott the Chia told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?

[yourfaveisclasspected]

NICK NEOPIA is a WITCH of RAGE!

Requested by @charmy-2000!

[thisismycorneroftheinternet]

Couldn't care less about him as a sexypet, but like, Chadley has aged, hasn't he?

Like, this may be a difference of art styles (although wouldn't TNT use standard measurements and reference sheets for their characters??) But does this indicate this is no longer a teenager Chadley, and that's him as an adult?

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

followed u back,,,,,,,, ^^,,

wanting to redo a character playlist but it has a save so you feel too bad to change it

[princeofmayonnaise]

okay so let me explain. so Neopets.com is run by Netdragon who has a CEO who is an AI and they recently deleted the accounts of Adam and Donna, the literal creators of neopets.com and long story short, the newbie chat on neopets.com has been the general discussion board for like 2 decades despite it being called 'the newbie chat' but one day I refresh the page and they have gentrified our home and it's called 'new to neopets' now and I'm like wat and TNT makes a post announcing there is now an official general chat which people (not me) have been asking for for years and a lot of people are so happy it's back and begin posting away on it but then a day later TNT makes up a brand new rule with no warning that we cannot dare talk about anything not directly neopets.com related on any of the boards anymore including non-neopian food and clothing (if you mention hats they MUST be hats that exist on neopets.com or ur account could literally die. this is an actual example given by a staff member in an email) and they began freezing and silencing people who had posted non neopets related things on a board called 'general discussion' which they never announced or explained the rules for whatsoever, and people only found out the rules because users began posting the warnings they received which actually explained the rules to them and people literally had to email staff to get the rules figured out and then post screenshots for everyone else to see because of course TNT couldn't do that for us themselves and then finally TNT makes an announcement that says no non-neopets talk is allowed on the general chat but then they they start freezing and warning people on the newbie chat too for posts that were made days before the rules changed and this is all because neopets wants to be 100% child friendly now except they are selling neopets.com wine glasses as merch and have held multiple events at bars you obviously have to be 21+ to go to and are encouraging players to go on Reddit, and they made a sorry mommy sorry meme tik tok of their neopets faerie characters on their official neopets.com tik tok oh and also the april fools day joke this year was about this child character from the early 2000s Nick Neopia who used to be this totally radical skater guy but is now a full grown thinly veiled Q-anon-esque conspiracy theorist who ranted about 'the globalist' which is an antisemitic dogwhistle and lets not forget the plot about staff members being brutally murdered either idc if it was years ago and so people are getting frozen and their pets obliterated for asking other players simple questions and yet there has been a board about BDSM up for literal hours while TNT is actively taking down other posts ALSO this was all after both the huge NFT and massive data leak scandals. does this make sense so far? are you following??

[neopets-smash-or-pass]

Huh. Yknow I said the tombola guy was the last human onsite but I had totally forgotten about Nick Neopia.

Now I gotta ship it. Its the law

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

NICK NEOPIA!!??!?!?!?

[neobastard]

nick neopia. do you agree

twink death

[xlstriker38]

ok so im trying to make a list of all known neopian cryptids and all i have so far are the 3 mentioned by nick neopia, and the jelly chia bc it's not 100% confirmed to be a real thing, it's more of a legend esp w the whole "you may see it around the abandoned chocolate factory ooooooo spooooky" aspect. anyway if you know any others pls dont hesitate to reply to this or send me an ask abt it! i want to catalogue them all lol

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

sooo nick neopia's poll ended a bit ago and he lost so allow me to yell a bunch of anti-propaganda about this guy to everyone who doesn't play neopets (mostly copied from this earlier post). this is the third time i'm posting a big infodump about him, i feel like a blorbo evangelist or something.

SO BASICALLY there’s this one neopets characters. the thing that makes him unique is that he exists outside of canon sort of, in the form of april fools pranks. he’s sort of become the neopets’ april fools mascot since he’s appeared in 3 pranks so far (2003, 2020, and 2023).

nick makes his debut as a kid in april fool’s 2003, where he serves as the tour guide for the new, revamped, totally radical NEOPETZ!!

the image speaks for itself i guess. unlike in later pranks, nick is sort of just a one-off joke here, but instead of being forgotten he became a small joke within the fandom. you might find a few neopian times (neopets’ online newspaper written by users) articles mentioning how the author (jokingly) despises him.

then 2020 rolls around, and nick finally makes an actual reappearance in april fools 2020! he’s now older and apparently knows more about web design. it seems like Neopetz might’ve been his idea, because he wants to redesign the site again, only this time he wants it to be more modern and exciting. which his idea of is apparently backwards text, randomized links, and the elusive “13D.” check out his press release (ft. comic sans and showcard gothic).

during this prank, the site would spin around, go upside down, etc. as nick redesigned it behind the scenes. could find any videos of it though </3

and finally, april fools 2023 (my favorite part!). nick has gotten pretty salty over his amazing ideas getting rejected by TNT, so he spent 3 years turning into a crazy conspiracy theorist, his main goal being to uncover whatever horrible secrets TNT has been hiding. so he launched a little “website” called the sceptic tank! you can still view it here but during april fools day, his ads would cover the site:

featuring a delightful always sunny reference ^_^

clicking on the sticky notes will present you with a different theory. you can read them all written out and look at his ads here.

he also guest starred on episode 3 of neopets’ podcast at the time, nosy neopians. click here to listen to him scream at two TNT members.

to sum it up he’s a crazy insufferable bastard man who thinks he’s a genius and i need him desperately despite that. he could have been a horrible sexyman if we tried hard enough. thx for reading yaayyy <3

Fascinating. And now I will know what you mean when you tag the wildest posts with "nick neopia"

[sceptictank]

holy crap….. 2 of them

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

A Younger, More Innocent Nick Neopia: It's summer! I've got my hat on backwards, and it's time to party.

[falselyprofound]

Remember Nick Neopia?

this is him now.

feel old yet?