#niche motorbike

[motocrunch]

[starsstillshine]

early 9-1-1 buck should’ve gotten motorbike privileges back and had a helmeted comedy tiktok account of him and his bike being silly

[sorypsoid]

I bring a certain "talk a lot of shit only to lose so badly it's kind of hard to understand how I managed it" element to game night

[cheriladycl01]

I'm not scared! Colby Brock x MotoGPDriver! Reader Part 1

Plot: You made a tweet about Sam and Colby and were in a podcast and they brought up Sam and Colby where you talked about the paranormal and how it doesn't really scare you because you drive motorcycles at over 200mph.

A/N: This has been sat in my drafts for a while coz i was kinda scared to post it, coz its a new reach of people I'm looking for.

It started off with a silly little tweet you'd made in the summer break when you werent racing. You didn't feel like watching old F1 or MotoGP races and there was no movie that immedielty came to mind.

So you scrolled through youtube. At first it was a documentary about the ocean, and you had to switch it out. Which is how you came across a channel called Sam and Colby, two American boys who... well you didn't actually think they had a 'thing:

Your YouTube consisted solely of vlogs and car/bike videos that you did. That was your niche. However these two didn't seem to have a specific niche, you perused them seeing that they vlogged and did challenges and prank video and even back in the day were part of vine.

The most recent things they'd been sticking too by the looks of things were these paranormal investigations. They went to these haunted places with cool gear and filmed the experience. You were very intruiged as the paranormal was something you'd believed in just never interacted with.

After watching them bring people on, and be scared shitless you knew you'd boss something like this.

You were alone in your house, drinking which is where the tweet actually came from.

There was a lot of action from both fans of motorsport and YouTube fans. You of course got some hate from the tweet from the YouTube side and hence started the fued between your fans and Colby and Sam fans.

It wasn't until the podcast you went on that the duo took notice of you.

"So today I'm here in the studio with Y/N, now this I think is an intertsing podcast for both of us, because you've only been on Motorsport related ones so far correct?"

"Yes" you smile nodding. You'd actually been on a few podcasts as you really enjoyed talking to people and hearing their stories and being able to talk about your own experiences and hardships.

You started of with the generic motorsport questions, that were all angled at you being a woman in motorsport. Which you enjoyed as you knew getting to the position you had now was a hard hard feat you managed to overcome.

He then got onto more general questions about you life, which again you were happy to answer.

"I do have something that people asked me to ask when we first annouced you here and that was about the tweet with Sam and Colby?" he says looking to his notepad making sure he was keeping in his order.

"Mmmm, what about it?" you smile knowing this was going to be a thing.

"So you basically said along the lines of, if you were in a Sam and Colby video that you wouldn't be scared, why is that?" he asks tilting his head to the side.

"Well, not much scares me when i drive motorbikes at roughly 250 kmph. You know, I've come off those bikes and had my life flash before my eyes as I go into the barrier. One of my worst crashes nearly killed me, but I got back on the bike, one I healed and I won my first race back in Lusial. As part of the Red Bull family I've helped them with some crazy challanges, beat Max Verstappen in an F1 car and lots more. So i think it would genuinely take a lot to scare me!" you smile explaining your thought process behind your tweet and how you think you'd genuinely react.

"So I'm guessing you'd be like down to collab with them at some point!" he asks.

"Yeah of course, I know these things take time to plan so obviously you know with both our busy schedules it probably wouldn't be anytime soon, but you never know!" you grin and after a few more questions before the podcast ends.

It was around a week later, you were in your home gym getting some weight training in when a message dings up. You stop the current exercise your doing to check it.

It was an instagram DM from the Sam and Colby official account. You click on the notification to go onto the chat to look at what they'd messaged you.

Of course you immedielty replied. You exchanged numbers with both the boy's before Colby made a group chat asking when you were free.

It was harder to find times than you expected, the next time you all would be free was during your winter break from racing. Which was risky to confirm anything, especially to their fans as anything could happen to you in that time.

You agreed on a date and time to tell your fans.

The next step was you inviting them to a race weekend, you wanted to meet them but obviously didn't have much time between races. So you invited them to your home race at Silverstone in the United Kingdom.

They decided to make it a whole thing, where they explored some haunted places across England after coming to see you at your race.

You decided to meet them at the airport first and you couldn't hold in your nerves to meet them, you never had the best people skills which is probably why you went into the career path that you did.

You waited for them in the arrivals area, it wasn't too busy due to the time of the day, just a few business men in suits. You looked around for a board to see when their plane had landed, but could find one.

"Y/N?" you hear from behind you.

A/N: I don't know what the fandom's like on here, but I just like writing about cool situations that help with writers block for writing my book! If you follow me for F1 and General Motorsports this is me branching out my writing into another hyper fixation of mine that’s been around for a while!

[kittykattropicanna]

Okay new Simon Riley AU but i need everyone to stick TF with me here

Retired!Reddit!Simon anyone????? NO BC HEAR ME OUT I PROMISE

Imagine Retired!Simon. his served for decades, in that time he meets reader, gets married, had kids, ect, ect, ect.

After he retires, his completely lost and out of his element. he cant work anymore due to his chronic back pain from year of service and integrating back into society permanently turns out is a lot harder then he originally anticipated.

he starts getting really, really depressed. Days start blending into each other and his three sons start to notice their dads is doing it really tough.

SOOOO they decided to make a reddit account for him. they make him join a bunch on military sub-reddits, maybe askreddit and things alike just so he can have something to do that isn't watching the football all day

he actually turns our to really, really like it. he can post all about this crazy military carrier, maybe even a little about this childhood (which he feels comfortable with because its all anonymous) and maybe even shares a little about his wife (reader) and three boys.

i can imagine after a while he starts gaining A LOT of popularity because holy shit his stories are so interesting and his lived such a crazy and inspiring life.

it becomes his way to connect with people that aren't just his wife and kids and he starts getting so much support from other people it really starts to boost his mood again.

i also imagine people start asking for dating advice and stuff from him because his always boasting about reader on his reddit. he kinda becomes an internet dad in some way 😭😭😭😭 like people genuinely trust him with their LIVES and i'm imaging some of his response are so fucking funny 😭😭😭😭😭

Maybe take it a step further and his sons create a youtube channel for him that he can make videos about this interests such as guns, car repairs, motorbikes, ect and the internet EATS THAT UP AS WELL bc absolutely massive hot ex SAS DILF that is obsessed with his wife and kids wearing a skin tight black tshirt and a balaclava while talking about this interests 😭😭 everyone loves him sm

like imagine his boys showing him tiktok edits of him and poor Si is so confused bc why is he watching himself get thirst trapped over on some strange app he had never heard of before 😭😭😭😭😭😭 his like 50 leave him ALONEEEEE

if this goes forward i plan to write a big chuck of it in a reddit sort of format almost like you were scrolling through the app and seeing him post. Readers would be Si's wife, so even though you would be reading the text in the third person, every time Si would mention his wife, he would be referring to you if that makes sense???????

idk please tell me if this is a little to niche 😭😭😭😭😭 am i cooked or a creative genius???? ill let you decided

[kquil]

hi pretty baby!! I have a very important question for you:

the year is coming to a close and it has brought us many great things (like your sweet sweet stories) and I'm simply dying to know.... if you were to do a 12 fics for 12 months sort of wrap up of your own blog, what would be your 12 most memorable fics of the year? which of your pieces really stood out to you? I'm eager to hear what my friends' proudest works are!

xx

i'm a pretty baby? my stories are sweet? ( /)///(\✿) AHHHHHHHH!

and that's such a fun thing to do as a way of rounding off the year omg! this requires some thought though, so i hope you don't mind if i take a while to answer

these fics aren't in any particular order but would say that the following are my 12 most memorable fics this year... (i will also include fics from my side blogs as those are my works too hehe~)

DIVORCING ORION BLACK CHAPTER 5

this was the fic that i first posted when i came back from my hiatus so it holds a special place in my heart~

DIVORCING ORION BLACK CHAPTER 6

DIVORCING ORION BLACK CHAPTER 7

i'm including all updates for the DOB series because i honestly think it's my magnum opus and i managed to stay consistent with updates until the end of the year ever since coming back from my hiatus

JAMES POTTER | HOW TO DRESS (nsfw)

this is from my nsfw side blog ; it took me an entire year to write this oneshot for james and it's 16k words long, which makes it the longest fic i have ever written AND it's the first ever NSFW oneshot I've ever written and posted haha! so it represents a big milestone for me

SIRIUS BLACK | BIKER BOY

this was dedicated to one of my dearest moots and close friends here @somewereinthegalaxi / @thebestofoneshots and was a fun little way of showcasing an interest we both share motorbikes, biker boy boyfriends and sirius black (づ> v <)づ♡ 

REGULUS BACK | HOLD HER PART 2

i've always loved the trope of characters being given insight into their futures somewhat, in fact, a niche of fanfiction i adore reading is based on that e.g marauders watching/reading the harry potter movies/books or harry traveling back in time and interacting with the marauders -- this is my little way of finally dabbling in the trope without writing another fix-it fic atop DOB (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

REMUS LUPIN | ONE NEGRONI

this combined a guilty pleasure of mine, mob boss aus and the marauders, mainly featuring our beloved Remus Lupin -- it just seemed natural making him the mob boss  (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) hehe~

JAMES POTTER | GENUINE

i literally couldn't sleep until i wrote this and i'm so happy i did too because you darlings seemed to really enjoy it too! now i have a deep love for the actor james x singer reader trope (๑>◡<๑)

JAMES POTTER | LIKE LOVERS DO

this was sooo self-indulgent ( /)///(\✿) it's a manifestation of my love for james potter and the friends to lovers trope -- this fic is secretly how i want to my relationship with james to blossom in another universe where he's no longer fictional and i have a chance at making him mine!

JAMES POTTER | BOUDOIR PHOTOSHOOT

i've been seeing tiktoks of this on my fyp for a long time and i kept thinking of james every time i saw it, my real life responsibilities kept getting in the way of me writing it until i finally committed writing it even if it meant sleeping super late again (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)   

GROUP EFFORT SERIES

this imagines series is from my mcu + misc. side blog and i predict having a lot of fun with it in the future ; i'm writing it from a random thought i had during my hiatus when i got into the mcu fandom, it went along the lines of: i wonder how the avengers would handle babysitting a baby like Jack-Jack from the Incredibles -- i slapped my love for single mother reader tropes on it and this imagines series was made!

THE PRINCESS' SEVEN MERCENARIES

after getting into the mcu fandom during my hiatus, i also fell in love with many of Chris Evans' characters and started reading fics about them too, combine that with my love for fairy tale aus, drawing inspiration from a writer with a phenomenal nsfw fairy tale series and you get this snow white au series with seven of my favourite Chris Evans characters (。>\\<)♡

damn... look at this list makes me realise how much i've written this year despite my hiatus -- i need to give myself more credit since half the time i feel like i'm not writing enough omg! thank you so much for prompting me to do this, my love!

[squwhims]

Joker Out Members Ranked on Their Ability To Aid Someone Bringing a Ring To Mordor

Very niche ranking, but I was cleaning out my google account and remembered that I made a google slide titled, "The List: Fictional Men Who Make Me Kick My Lil Feet Up & Giggle"...number one man on that list being Samwise Gamgee. In that, I made a compare and contrast section and one of the slides is ranking the fictional men on how good they would be at making the journey to Mordor.

Obviously, these guys here are not fictional, so take this with nuance since I am pulling these opinions out of my butt, but I love it when people post their thoughts on Joker Out as (blank), so I will too!

Number One: Nace

Nace definitely has it in him to get someone through this type of situation. This ranking is not based on "physically could he get you to and from Mordor" (because the whole premise of this trip is that a man under 120cm managed to do it), but I do think Nace's strength would be an added bonus. I think that Nace has the best emotional capabilities for this quest. Out of everyone in the band, I feel like he is the most grounded and down to earth member. I think he would have the patience to deal with the emotional toll of the quest, like, it would be difficult to get through, but I feel like he has a very persevering spirit and would be able to survive off of memories of the things he loves back home, and he'd always try his hardest not to make the situation worse with negativity. He's got humility and I don't think he would judge someone for breaking down on the quest. I have no lived proof of him being a safe man, but he seems very safe, you could trust him to guard you while you sleep. He would stay loyal through the whole trek to Mordor and he would tell wonderful stories at the campfire that comfort you and remind you of where you started.

Number Two: Jure

Now, this ranking is based more on "could he physically get you to and from Mordor" because although he doesn't capture the pure-of-heart, patience, down to earth, loyalty that Sam represents, by god...he would plop you down on his motorbike and the trip would take no more than a week. I raised myself the question, "how would he handle the emotional toll though?" and I raise myself the answer: I don't think you'd have time to dwell on the fear and homesickness and dread. I think Jure would be a busy-body on the quest. I think he'd be foraging, cooking, cleaning all the gear, putting unknown plants into his pipe and smoking it just to see what happens, and he'd be climbing EVERYTHING. I simply don't think there would be space in his quest to feel anything. Closer and closer to the doom of Mordor he would be speeding things up. He has the least amount of apparent Sam-like qualities, but this ranking is not called "Joker Out members ranked on their Sam-like qualities", this is based purely on COULD HE GET YOU THERE IN ONE PIECE?! Jure could simply walk into Mordor and that is enough.

Number Three: Bojan

This was a real toss up, because on one hand I feel like he has quite a bit of persevering, mental strength, he is a bit of a silly goose and would be a hoot to travel with...but on the other hand I feel like he is leaning closer to the Frodo side of the spectrum deep down. The quest would start off with high sprits, you know, he'd be leaving home with a smile on his face and pep in his step. He'd be so excited to see the elves and the world and meet new people...but then one bad thing would happen at the start of the second quarter of the quest and he would begin to crack. Gandalf/other mentor figure in this hypothetical situation would die and that would be his breaking point. Working through the emotional toll of the trek would be HARD. Physically, I think he could do it...but mentally...idk man. The guy already gets panic attacks on the regular and I don't think he would be of any help to someone who needed to dispose of a ring in the fires of Mount Doom. Maybe that would be beneficial to the team because he'd be down in the dumps with you despite the fact that YOU are carrying the weight of the world around YOUR neck. So idk, we're all in this together? I'm sure he'd have good moments. He would definitely try his best to stay positive.

Number Four: Jan

Too Frodo coded to aid someone on their quest to Mordor. I'm not saying this to wimpify Jan, because physically, I do think he would be capable— really, the quest is just a long walk in the woods, so I feel like he would start the quest off doing fine. Sight-seeing with a cane in his hand: delightful. It would be a very quiet quest, but he'd be present. However, I feel like the pressure of getting to Mordor would be weighing on him the whole time. I don't think he is built to carry that much weight in his heart all alone. The fate of the world resting on his shoulders? He's gotta get his buddy across the world and through countless dangers? Doesn't know if either of them will survive? Once you start, there is no going back? Yeah, no. I don't think Jan is built to play the Sam role on this quest. He is Frodo. Someone is gonna need to be there to pick him up when he falls face-first into a bog due to lack of will to live and cut him free from spiderwebs and shit.

Number Five: Kris

Gonna be honest, I don't think Kris would have went on this quest. If Gandalf told him he had to go with Frodo I think that Kris would have said no. He has assessed all the potential dangers of the quest, he doesn't have anything to prove, he doesn't even really like Frodo that much; he would say no to going. Of course, it is mandatory that he goes and he gets forced into going. I think that Kris would have a good time with the elves, his brothers and sisters in height. Yeah, he'd have a great time with them. You'd be on your deathbed getting healed after being stabbed and Kris would be getting philosophical with the elves, learning archery and shit. He'd be feeling pretty good after that and more at ease going on the quest, but I don't think he would really care about you. Like he doesn't want you to die (because that would mean that now he'd need to hold onto the ring) but he decided a long time ago that he is working through his emotions on his own, and you are working on yours alone. Not a bad quest buddy if you are stoic. This sounds really mean, I don't mean to be mean!! He'd make a really great Legolas!

[saucyjothoughts]

What would be each of them's go-to song for sex?

I wasn't initially going to answer this because opinions are going to be completely different for every boo (and I don't know any Slovenian music they might be into) but I ended up spending way too long thinking about it so here we go.

Bojan:

Come Together - the Beatles

Kris prefers the Godsmack cover but Bojan prefers the classic.

Wicked Game - Chris Isaak

So erotic and full of emotional turmoil that it's cliché - perfect for Bojan.

Lube - Adam Lambert

We know Bojan loves Freddie Mercury and Queen so it's not a big leap to find Adam Lambert's queer lustsongs.

Beggin' - the Maneskin cover

This song slaps and you can't tell be Bojan doesn't appreciate the opportunity to think about Damiano David when he's coming.

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

You know why.

Jan:

Toxic - Britney Spears

Jan probably has multiple Britney songs in his sexytimes playlist but this is his favourite.

FMLYHM - Seether

Fuck Me Like You Hate Me.

Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence

I love the idea of Jan finding this song/band as a teenager and being briefly obsessed. This song is still in his playlists.

Good Boy - Zee Machine

Kinda niche and Jan is always looking for new, lesser known artists. The fun 80s pop sounds that he likes, and shamelessly gay.

Beautiful Dangerous - Slash ft Fergie

You can't tell me Jan hasn't idolised Slash as some point and this song has such dirty female vocals.

Jure:

Hit That - the Offspring

Jure gives me strong Offspring vibes and this song gives slutty stray cat vibes with a perfect thrust tempo.

You Could Be Mine - Guns n Roses

I really wanted to give Jure some GNR and this song is probably in his sex playlist and his motorbike playlist.

Batshit - Sofi Tucker

He particularly enjoys being physical to this song when enjoying recreational substances.

I Was Made For Loving You - the Yungblud cover

This is a brilliant fucksong and I think Jure would love these raspy, raw vocals.

Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg

Jure loves an ironically misogynistic party song with a good beat. He also loves ass.

Bonus:

Community Property - Steel Panther

Not sure if this would be in his sex playlist but I'd love to see him try to play it during soundcheck and have Bojan shut him down as soon as he realises what the song is about.

Nace:

Slow n Easy - Whitesnake

I think Nace would appreciate the classics. And the way this song builds echoes how I imagine Nace fucks.

Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers

We know Nace loves Flea and this song is hot.

Crazy - Aerosmith

So smooth and soulful. And have you seen the video?

I Wanna Know What Love Is - Foreigner

Emotional sex and finally feeling like you belong? Yep, that's a Nace song.

Kiwi - Harry Styles

Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect. It reminds him of someone.

Kris:

Apocalyptic - Halestorm

A song about breakup hatefucking.

Feeling Good - the Muse cover

I just love how powerfully this song builds and relaxes and plays, especially for a man who loves edging.

I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys

There had to be some arctic Monkeys in here somewhere, and of course it's this song for Kris.

I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself - the White Stripes cover

A perfect lapdance song. The yearning is real.

Kitchen Light - Xana

A heartbreak fucksong for the king of pining. It's not about anyone in particular. Nope, definitely not.

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Bookish

The call of her name made her stop in her tracks, just a few paces beyond his open office door. Cautiously, she took the two steps backwards and arched her back to glance inside.

He sat at his desk, a soft scowl on his face as if she’d actively interrupted him. He’d probably looked up when he noticed her walk past. With a callous gesture of his hand he waved her in.

“What are you doing?”

“Just walking.” She stood rigid in front of his desk, forcing herself to make eye contact. As if she was trying to hide some form of guilt. Was she? Had she been caught doing something she shouldn’t? There was no rule for walking around this stupid house and if there was it was worth to pick a fight over. Maintaining eye contact, she silently dared him to start one.

A sly smirk started forming at his lips and he sat back, the leather chair creaking under his weight. “If you’re bored or otherwise unhappy with your time, I can think of some ways to spend it.”

“That’s not necessary. I’m not bored,” she said stone-faced, now knowing that there were 1185 bricks covering the bare walls of her room, 1054 tiles in the bathroom, and 86 ways to kill him in the cutlery drawer. 86 recipes for disaster. 86 ways for him to return the compliment. Whatever you wanted to call it.

He hummed and she could hear that he didn’t believe her.

Then, abruptly, he shoved his chair backwards and stood. “Come with me.”

She froze. “To the basement?”

“No,” he said, tone lightly exasperated and with a soft tsk. 

To her surprise, his hand merely brushed over her elbow as he walked past, a soft incentive to follow, instead of his usual death grip while dragging her along. She turned and cautiously went after him.

“I’d rather not have you clawing up the walls out of boredom,” he said, feeling around in his pocket and pulling out a key.

“Funny, I’d rather claw up something else.”

“My point...” They didn’t walk far. He opened the door next to his office, led her inside, and flicked on the light.

She couldn’t help a small gasp.

And for once during her extended stay here, it wasn’t in fear or dread.

With a soft “Oh” her eyes roamed over the absolutely stacked walls. Rows and rows of bookshelves crossed over the walls, from floor to ceiling, all filled to their utmost capacity but still neatly packed without clutter or stacked up books on top of each other. There wasn’t a bare speck of wall left.

In the middle of the room stood a large table to work on, but near the window in a little niche was a nice comfy leather armchair.

Who knew he was hiding a personal little library inside this prison he called a mansion…

“Most are on psychology and psychiatry, some physiology,” he said, letting his fingers slide over the spines absentmindedly, “but I gather you have an interest in that...” He glanced over his shoulder, eyes following her as she roamed about, her lips still parted in pleasant surprise.

Even if they were on bricklaying or motorbikes, this still beat sitting in a room staring at the wall and waiting for the next bout of pain. But yes, she had to admit, they had a common interest here.

“All these books,” she couldn’t help herself, “and you still haven’t found the one that explains what’s wrong with you.”

His lips tugged in a smile. He stepped forward and pulled out a book, casually handing it to her. “I thought we’d agreed on sadism.”

She accepted the book – Freud – turning it over and scanning the blurb. “Maybe I can find out by myself...”

“You’re welcome to spend your time in here. Just don’t make a mess, put everything back where it belongs. You can do that?”

She’d noticed everything was in alphabetic order and nodded absentmindedly, head tilted as her eyes roaming over the titles. “I can count to K.” She pulled out a book on physiology (always convenient to learn about some weak spots) and stacked it on the book he gave her.

“Know that this is a privilege,” he droned on. “It can be taken away again.”

"Yes, yes…” She didn’t ask what she’d done to deserve this. She wasn’t sure she wanted to know. Probably there was something in it for him – her not clawing his eyes out due to boredom, for example. Or maybe it was a good leverage point if she just refused to do as he said (again). Violence didn’t work (yet), but taking away something she loved… Well, she’d cross that bridge when they got there…

“And when I call for you, you will answer. I have a schedule to keep, after all.”

“What, you have a schedule for your torture times?”

“It’s more when the mood strikes. And I’m starting to get in the mood,” he finished in a dark tone.

She got the hint and remained silent, walking away from him and putting her stack of books down on the table with a heavy satisfying thud.

“No 'thank you'?” he murmured, but she ignored him, keeping her eyes and focus on the pages in front of her. “Well, I can always wring one out later…”

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Continued here

Tagging: @firewheeesky @myfriendcallsmeasickwoman19 @hold-back-on-the-comfort @whumpawink @painsandconfusion @scribbelle

[resident-gay-bitch]

kinda a niche au concept but i think a lot of people will get it but also it’s so random lol: corroded coffin friendship / steddie / buckingham / more lol

okay, my dad watches car shows all the time like the car sos shit, and i don’t really like them, but i’ve always enjoyed one: Counting Cars. the main mechanic is like a metalhead and they’re all kinda punky and alternative and just a bunch of metalhead dads pimping out old cars and shit.

henceforth, the au idea: how are you seeing how our beloved eddie might fit into this?

SO say CC got big enough to be known kinda western globally or whatever, maybe bigger idk i don’t care but anyway. maybe they were a one hit wonder in the 80/90’s or whatever.

but they stopped playing because they all kinda wanted to settle down and stop partying and wanted to buy houses and not have to tour all the time or whatever right. say gareth met a girl and got married to her and they had a kid on the way, jeff and grant wanted to settle down and live a cosy steady life together, eddie was just so fucking tired of being front man idol or whatver. and they all just wanted to get back into the mechanic shop - maybe they all apprenticed at thatcher tyers or whatever in hawkins when they were younger.

whatever the reason, they’re ex-famous band who are pretty ficking rich and love working on cars and shit. so they open a shop and start fixing up cars. they get a lot of rapport because of their name; the shops called corroded cars or something similar to the band name. eddie runs the place because it’s mostly his passion and he impulse bought the shop himself whilst drunk one night and then they were all just like okay yeah let’s do this lol.

maybe one night they’re all chilling at gareth’s place for “family” dinner and after dinner they’re just watching telly and a car show comes on and then they get the idea to start a show!!! so they do!!!

eddie’s the main guy, obviously. he’s always been the drama queen confident one so he runs it all, and it’s His shop anyway. eddie is the idiotic, loveable, idiot but he’s also just a cool down to earth alternative guy who headbangs whilst working on engines and REFUSES to cut his hair.

i think jeff would be the head painter, graphic artist,. i feel such an arty vibe from him ya know? i think that would be his area of expertise. the audience would love his general calm vibe but also adore how easily he puts everyone in their place in a second and is so secretly sassy.

i think argyle would be the airbrush guy and also works in paint / design. he’s Definitely not always high and is just funny like that… definitely. his niche opinions and random curiosities keep the audience captivated.

gareth would be the detailer i think. he’s got a sort of perfectionist vibe and he’d always have a go when eddie brings in a car or a bike he’s just been fixing the motor of or whatever and there’s grease stains all over the doors and shit. the audience would love their banter.

grant would be the bike shop manager, he’s got a strong interest in motorbikes and that’s his area of expertise. he’ll spend hours perfecting one part of the body of a bike and eddie adores his dedication every fuckinf time.

jonothan would be the tech guy. he finds ways to update old cars to help them run smoothly whilst feeling authentic in the drive. some of the tech he pulls out is next level and everyone in the shop will spend an entire episode gushing about this one feature in a car he added that makes it feel like a spy car or something.

Nancy!! she’d be the behind the scenes manager. eddie hired her about one month into the buisiness when he realised none of the CC guys could / or wanted to do the books and shit. she’s smart as hell and a total hard ass when it comes to their aloof attitude and carelessness, but she’s also good fun and a total girlboss. eddie relies on her to keep the shop afloat, he’d be lost without her. she’s a fan favorite because she’s the only one who can attempt to put eddie in his place and acctually succeed. anyone goes and tells eddie he needs to think about the budget before he goes spending, he won’t even listen, she gives him one look and tells him no and suddenly he’s sheepish and nodding and walking away like a child who was told they can’t have a cookie. she’s in charge of all the books / finance / accounts / all that stuff!

(also, people are having a hard time figuring out if she’s dating john or argyle, or weather those guys are dating eachotjer, or if they’re all dating, or if None of them are dating)

Chrissy!! she’s adorable. a total fan favorite. she’s their receptionist and is currently taking an engineering course part time in college, finally taking the initiative to do something She actually wants to do. her sweet demeanour pulls customers and watchers in, and her determined attitude is what makes them stay. she’s like pure sugar, but so insanely smart. sometimes she’ll come and watch everyone as they work and if it’s not busy they’ll teach her different things and let her try. everyone loves the episodes where chrissy gets to try and fix things or paint things or learn things!

ROBIN!!! my girl! ugh! she’s TOTALLY an iconic mean lesbian okay. she’s always got banter with the guys, and she’s so cool calm and clllected, insulting them all the time. the girls in the audience go crazy when she’s onscreen in just a wife beater tank and got them gay girl muscles out! she works close with eddie on motors and shit but she’s also the project scout. she looks for new things for them to try and brings these ideas / cars / bikes / whatever else over to eddie to get out into the show! but the audience loves her even more when they see her totally awkward dorky side come out the first episode where chrissy comes over and watches robin work. they’ve never seen robin drop a spanner so much! chrissy is the only one who can fluster robin like that. the audience is rooting for their romance.

and the steddie! so robins totally uber rich best friend likes collecting old cars. and she’s been trying to get him on the show for a while because he has Such cool cars but he’s never needed fixing or pimping. until he goes and buys another one and it just won’t run and it’s all beaten down but he just HAD to buy it because it was his dream car as a little kid or something. so he comes on the show with his car and - well, the main reason he’s been avoiding it because he actually used to crush on lead guitarist and vocalist eddie munson back in the 90’s - eddie obviously being the face of the show greets him with nancy and robin and they talk about his car and eddie gets Flustered!

robin has a totally hot best friend whos So ficking queer And knows heaps about cars and is standing so close, shoulders touching with eddie as he shows pictures of his collection on his phone and eddie pretends he’s looking at the cars and not steve’s ring adorned hands.

steve is also highly protective of his cars and so he hangs around whilst they work on his ride. he and robin are so chatty and bitchy together and the audience love it. and eddie can’t stop Staring!!

by episode three of steve being featured in it people are posting shit trying to notify steve and robin that eddie is so gay for steve!

and then steve’s car is done and done and then he leaves the show. and then a couple of episodes later robin approaches eddie and whispers - but the cameras are right there - to eddie asking if he has been perving on her best friend and it’s So funny to everyone cause eddie’s kinda terrified and she’s threading to burry him alive if he hurts her steve and- eddie goes red when he realises that robin just confirmed he had a chance with steve.

anyway. suddenly steve has Many more appearances on the show :)

and obviously robin and chrissy get together!!’

and no one ever finds out about the love triangle between nancy jon and argyle (they’re all polly)

anyway. i just think that’s cute.

[phoebastria-albatrus]

there’s this very niche section of like. snowboarding/skiing/motorbiking/dirtbiking/wtv the fuck youtube where they post shit like “no big deal #collarbone injury #crash #i died” and honestly i dont know why

[rocky-road-to-london]

What about Xweetoks?

whyd you hide behind anon?? cmonnnnn @inspector-gina-lestrade even smartypantses like you are allowed a bad decision or two about boys!!! how could i judge?!

okay maybe ill judge you a little.

anyway hm. for the lord chaos that would be difficult, since i think he likes corpses as proof of the whole "i can take care of you" courting gift but youve got a motorbike, roadkill will probably work??

also floriography. that works on practically everyone.

i would recommend some courting gifts thatll pique his interest, like weird niche enchantments or a code he doesnt know. but also something for his fur, i know id take anyone being gentle with my wings as some flattery!

possibly also some good pipeweed? he likes to smoke, ive seen.

i dunno if youll manage it but good luck miss smartypants!!!!!!

[ehrendangerrr]

Dating Ehren HCs!!

Ehren’s so anxious about making you feel unappreciated he constantly showers you in gifts; bouquets, dinners & jewelry. Even though he isn’t very materialistic and is actually kinda stingy when it comes to money, that’s just the only way he feels like he can express his appreciation without actually harassing you.

Ehren tries so hard to keep his relationship so far away from Jackass. He literally leaves whenever one of the guys tries to ask about you.

The only guy he’s kind of comfortable to know about/meet you is Dave.

Ehren gets almost all his relationship advice from Dave.

Ehren wants your families approval so bad even though it really doesn’t matter to you at all.

Cue Ehren trying to bond with your dad over whatever niche dad hobby he has. Fixing motorbikes? Ehren will listen to him blabber on about his Yamaha whatever for however long it takes.

Ehren is really invested in your skills or hobbies. You like cosplay? he will let you dress him up in a matching one! You like painting? Ehren Keeps buying all different types of frames for them at the thrift store, your walls are covered in your own art only cause he insists of course.

If you ever mention anything negative about yourself in front of him he is on you in an instant, showering you in so much praise and affection it drowns almost everything else out.

Despite being awkward about public affection he feels really giddy whenever you show him affection in public. Not that he’d ever ask for it himself.

Ehren’s super picky about food but anything you cook is his favourite according to him.

You often catch him staring at you lovingly whilst getting dressed in the morning.

Ehren hides little love notes all around your house whenever he has to leave to film so you don’t miss him too much (It only makes you miss him more)

Nightly phone calls whilst he’s away.

“Y/n! you’re so mean to me!” Lots of soft teasing eachother.

It takes you two hours to get out of bed in the mornings cause he keeps pulling you back into bed blaming it on you. “You’re not ready yet Y/n!”

Even when he’s sleeping he has a protective streak, he sometimes manages to pull you across the bed into a cuddle.

If you’re arguing he makes sure to specify he’s not mad at you directly “I’m not mad at you I’m just frustrated about ______.”

He figured out your favourite animal and has memorised a series of fun facts about it. “Did you know that some Orcas remove and eat the liver of Great White sharks with near surgical precision? Apparently it’s a delicacy to certain pods!!”

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

me core is completely pushing my current motorbike x pianist phanfic at 20k words aside to start a brand new, more niche dnp x ghost au that not nearly as many ppl will care about solely bc i NEED phil as papa V and sister daniel as a satanic nun in the clergy..

[bobbybutterfly]

DONE!!!

I worked on it for about 9 hours. It’s about time I rip the bandage off and post it. I love this piece. It looks just so professional! I wrote in my last post that I will think that one is too simplistic after I make some more art and I agree. This one has like chains, detailed clothes, hair, teeth… the background isn’t just blobs of colour…

The next plan is to try making some backgrounds. Although I think I might do a few more characters like this. It’s really fun. I barely noticed the hours tick by. I even had an idea to make a poster. A squirrel and hedgehog poster. But I would probably end up making one just for myself. It feels a bit mean to be selling stuff to our little Squirrel and Hedgehog community. Especially with you guys being so nice to me. As for the wider Squirrel and Hedgehog community, if the fox doesn’t have her boobs out then it’s not selling. I imagine the same goes for the North Korean market.

This post is also an introduction to my fursona/Squirrel and Hedgehog OC Scratch the Cat!

Scratch uses she/her pronouns. She’s pansexual, autistic and a butch biker gangster. Inspired by 50’s greaser guys. So you know Garfield? That fat orange cat from the news comic strip? Well actually Garfield was a rip off of another orange news comic strip cat Heathcliff. In reality it’s more complicated then that. I recommend you check out the YouTuber Quinton Reviews if you want to learn more. One of the differences between Heathcliff and Garfield being that Heathcliff is a mafioso. Heathcliff also FUCKS!!!

Thus fathering Scratch. I haven’t settled yet on how she got her scar. She either fell of a motorbike when she was a kitten or got into a fight with her dad when she said she wants her own gang instead of taking over the family business. Probably the second one. She got fed up with her family and went to those not Olympic Games they had in Flower Hill. Robing animals on the streets and maybe, gasp, selling catnip!

She ended up getting caught and thrown in jail. She was given two options. She either stay in prison or join the army. Of course she picked the military because she wasn’t going to sit around in a cell all day. Finding a niche as a mechanic. Being fast to grasp how the machines work thanks to her autism and having to learn how to fix her own motorbike.

What do you think? Do you have an OC you would like me to draw?

[garebearandnan]

LITG S2 Lucas and Henrik

S2 EP 05 Pt1 Two's Company

Music plays in the background as two hot new boys enter the Villa. They pass by the rather savage slogan ‘by Felicia’, meant for the dumped Islanders as they exit the Villa. ”This is banging, man.” The long-haired blond’s overwhelming excitement is through the roof, and he can’t control his giggles.

“This is unreal.” The tall, dark-haired one is smiling as he looks around. The foyer welcomes them with the infamous huge neon sign that reads ‘love’. His eyes brighten when he glances to the left and sees another neon slogan, ‘So extra,’ on one of the living room’s yellow padded panels in the display niches.

They proceed through the double glass patio doors and walk through the beautiful, floral-lined paved walkway. They step out into the brilliant sunshine. The dark-haired one shoots his companion an encouraging smile, and the blond one gives the other newbie a thumbs up.

“Oh, this is wicked, mate.” He cannot control his exuberant laughter and throws himself back on the daybed. The dark-haired one stops on the kitchen steps and glances over the beautiful garden area. “It’s absolutely mad.”

“The pool looks so inviting,” says the blond as he peers at the pool with longing.

“Doesn’t it?” The other boy nodded and agreed. “I can’t wait for them to wake up and see the look on their faces,” he said with a cheeky smile.

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Similar to the TV show a Montage plays introducing the new bombshells.

Love Island introduction Montage: Lucas

“I’m Lucas. I'm 27 years old, from Oxford, England. I work as a physiotherapist.” He gives a smouldering smile. “Once I gave a girl a foot rub on our first date.”

Pictures from his social media feed flash on the screen behind him.

Lucas says he had been single for a year before entering the villa. "I’m single by choice. I’m looking for the right girl. I feel like I have quite high expectations.”

"If I had to describe myself in three words, they would be confident, genuine, and ambitious."

He smiled brightly. “My ideal girl is someone who has a lot of confidence, a lot of self-esteem, and who knows what she wants.” He said he has his eyes on Hope, Priya and Grace.

“If I had to describe myself in bed, it would be… damn good.” Lucas grins unashamedly.

His social media pictures and posts continue to roll on the screen behind him. Lucas’s pics were of his motorbiking and travelling and work.

“My turn-off is someone who is not independent and relies on you to do things for them all of the time."

Why Love Island? "I haven’t had the best luck with previous relationships. So I thought, why not be in the sun and potentially meet the love of my life? Hopefully she’s in the Villa."

"I have no qualms about stepping on anyone's toes in the villa. I am a fairly competitive person and go after what I want." End Montage.

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(Villa) They eventually arrive at their ultimate destination, the pool. They lay back on the pool loungers and relax, admiring the pool and countryside beyond. Lucas added, “Gonna be a bit of a shock, innit?”

“We need to stick together and crack on with as many birds,” exclaimed the blond. “Who do you think the fittest is?”

“Tough one, that is. They’re all, like, really fit.” Lucas added, "If he had to pick one, I'd say Grace (MC) is most likely the fittest."

Henrik nodded in agreement. “Hundred percent. Banging bod. Her years of dance shows. I’m obviously going to keep my options open. There’s potential with them all. You know what I mean?”

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Love Island introduction Montage: Henrik

“I’m Henrik. I'm 23 and from The Isle of Wight. I’m a climbing and wilderness instructor.”

Pictures from his social media feed flash on the screen behind him.

“I’ve been single now for about 11 months. I came on this show hoping to meet the girl of my dreams.”

His mouth tips up at one corner in a cheeky smile. “I won second place in a Thor look-alike contest.”

He grins. His eyes are sparkling. "So if I could describe myself in three words: easygoing, playful. I love being close to nature, so I’d say I’m adventurous."

“My ideal girl is someone who's fun, adventurous, and warmhearted. I have my eyes on Lottie, Priya, and Grace.”

“If I had to describe myself in bed, it would be fun, enthusiastic, and playful.” He gives a cheeky wink and chuckles.

His social media pictures and posts continue to roll on the screen behind him. Most of his pics where of climbing, hiking, and the great outdoors.

“One of the biggest turn-offs is someone who's really quiet, and you don't get anything back in a conversation."

Why Love Island? "It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to go on Love Island—the sun, meeting beautiful people, and just having a great time—I can't wait."

What do you think you’ll bring to the Villa? "I’m a good laugh. I have a good vibe. I’m not snakey. I don’t like that kind of stuff. If I’ve got an issue with someone, I’ll speak to them." End Montage

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(Villa) "Hmm," Lucas said with a bright smile.

Henrik says with a conspiratorial grin on his face, “Rocco is going to literally kick off if one of us cracks on with her.”

"Let him kick off. He has wandering eyes and would most likely flirt with your dog." The physiotherapist laughed and then said nonchalantly, “She’s not happy with him anyway.” Henrik nodded his head in agreement. After a moment of silence Lucas adds, “There’s something about Priya, man.”

“Yeah, just about…” Henrik's eyes gleamed, and he then moved his eyebrows in an enthusiastic gesture. “She’s older, you know.”

Lucas chuckled, “Like a little cougar action going?”

Henrik shook his head and said, “Actually, with Priya, she is waiting for someone to sweep her off her feet.” 

Lucas asked if that was what Henrik was going to do. The climbing instructor responded with a gleeful grin on his face, “Hundred percent.”

(Music, ‘My House’ by Jodie Harsh in the background.)  ♪… Everybody's welcome in my house. ♪