#ngl i love that naruto outfit

[socra-time]

Socra’s Naruto liveblog, Ep 51-60

Ep 51:

-I really like Team 10 actually

-Choji’s human ball attack looks so slow lmao, the animation probably doesn’t do it justice

-welp rip Choji

-I can’t really take Kabuto seriously, idk why but I think it’s because his character design is so… underwhelming? Like his outfit is lame-looking (yes, I know it’s because he’s a spy or whatever) and he lacks any kind of intimidating or mysterious aura

-I fully believe that Naruto would get stomped by any one of the others who made it to the third round (except Dosu and maaaaybe Shikamaru depending on how hard he tries. Oh and also Temari because from what I’ve seen so far, I don’t believe the writer would let Naruto lose to a girl). I already know Naruto beats Neji, but I’m expecting a MAJOR asspull for that to happen

-Naruto says that Gaara took down Lee “without breaking a sweat”, which is like objectively untrue. Gaara definitely broke a sweat. He literally broke his fucking FACE

-oh my fucking god Konohamaru’s trainer is back???? I thought he was a one-off character lol

Ep 52:

-Kakashi I love you but the bar for being a better teacher than you isn’t that high

-Ebisu’s pompous-ass voice is so funny, it kinda reminds me of James from Team Rocket

-also Ebisu’s explanation of Naruto’s lack of chakra control has made me wonder again how the fuck Naruto mastered Shadow Clone jutsu in the first place. Like I get that he has inhuman levels of chakra, but that doesn’t matter if he doesn’t properly know what to do with it, right?????

Ep 53:

-d-did Naruto just stick his fingers up Ebisu’s butt

-we stan Naruto calling Jiraiya out on his bullshit

-I do like Jiraiya’s voice tho

-rip Ebisu

-instead of making a hundred comments about Jiraiya’s perviness, I’m just gonna say this: ew.

-oh Naruto you sweet innocent child

-NEVERMIND JIRAIYA GOT WORSE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

-I never want to see the fucking sexy jutsu ever again, Jesus fucking Christ

-so I realize that Naruto’s seal isn’t always visible, but how the hell did he never notice and question it before he was told about having the Nine Tails within him

Ep 54:

-oh Dosu is attacking Gaara? Yeah Dosu is about to die isn’t he

-Gaara’s voice is extra edgy in this episode lmao

-aaaaand Dosu is dead. Bro fucked around and found out

-I still can’t take Kabuto seriously as a villain

-damn shit is getting real

-I am so fucking uncomfy with these Jiraiya scenes

-Naruto summoning a tadpole was kinda funny ngl

Ep 55:

-literally all of Team 7 needs to go to mandatory therapy, INCLUDING Kakashi

-I love that Sakura is fully supportive of Lee after he defended her in the Forest of Death; her buying him a flower along with Sasuke was nice

-I’m not a fan of Ino’s bun

-Lee my poor sonnnnnn

-see Naruto and Jiraiya’s dynamic has funny moments sometimes but it’s hard to enjoy them with all the pervy shit thrown in

Ep 56:

-watching this is making me crave ramen

-Naruto going like 👉👈🥺 was really cute

-Jiraiya says that Naruto’s body is “too small a vessel” to contain the Nine Tails’s chakra, almost like they SHOULDN’T HAVE SEALED IT IN A FUCKING BABY

-I feel like we’re supposed to like the Hokage, which is making me doubt my distrust of him

Ep 57:

-I like the big toad’s voice

-ah yes gotta love having ninja child soldiers

-Naruto was gremlining so hard at the end of this episode lol

Ep 58:

-why is Gaara turning this episode into a whole-ass horror movie

-Naruto saying he has a demon inside him as a show of power while threatening GAARA of all people was pretty ironic

-Gaara really is just trauma dumping all over the place

-Naruto basically instantly recognizing the tragedy of Gaara’s situation speaks a lot to his empathy and was a surprisingly mature moment for him

Ep 59:

-I want ramen so baddddd

-I don’t know what Shikamaru’s mom looks like but her genes didn’t even try

-also shoutout to Ino’s dad and his slay-ass ponytail

-Naruto please learn some tact

-Akamaru continues to be the cutest little bean

-I feel like they only included the Konohamaru side quest to pad out this episode’s runtime

Ep 60:

-I’m glad that Kiba, Ino, and Sakura all don’t seem too bummed about the results of their preliminary matches

-welp Naruto is fucking pissed

-the Byakugan veins look so painful

-why doesn’t Naruto just summon the giant toad and make it squash Neji

-respectfully Naruto needs to learn another way of fighting besides just “spam clones”

[wing-ed-thing]

Ngl id lowkey wanna be trained by orochimaru because I want to have extreme sword skills but then again if he’s my mentor chances are it’s only because he wanna use me or experiment some immortal shit 💀

I feel like me and jiraiya would clash heads at some point because his lack of empathy to some things would get me like remember when he stole narutoes money??!!!

Id go with tsunade but I don’t think medical ninjutsu would be my strongest suit 😔 I suck at biology plus I want swords sksksks

I’m also begging you for more thoughts on Kisame x Reader who’s as strong as Mikasa

You know Orochimaru would outfit you with the coolest techniques though 😭 I dunno maybe if you're really careful and know when to get out of there??

KISAME WOULD LOVE A READER WHO'S AS STRONG AS MIKASA and probably wouldn't mind the more aloof attitude either. If they could beat him in a sparring match it's game over for him he's already planning your wedding

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[kankuroplease]

Yamato in a sexy power suit ready to kill you with his hotness?

Idk what type of suit you consider sexy anon but something about gloves and a coat hanging off the shoulders does it for me 😶‍🌫️

[smelllikeme]

yesterday was Kakashi's birthday, but I didn't leave my house, so today I showed up at work like this

[shuchu]

okay so i'm hella sleepy right now because i’ve been travelling the whole day but i just watched all of iluna’s debut streams and i wanted to give my opinion!

maria

she’s adorable

i love her accent

the song she sang was so cute, she was so nervous but it was good!

based for liking jojo’s bizzare adventures

based game taste (fellow stardew lover + hopconner)

based music taste too

her goals were so wholesome, she can definitely do it

i love her sm, looking forward to her streams!!

kyo

the lore video wtf, i was pouting throughout the whole thing, i felt the whole “using games as a distraction from being alone part” 

i wanna give him a hug uhuhu ( ╥ω╥ )♡

kyo is kinda like mysta in a way, idk he’s so relatable & sussy lmao

short king, but we stan lmao

fellow motion sickness sufferer!!

he’s so funny i love him

the whole “vox asmr” thing was hella funny

based pokemon player (so excited for his pokemon x/y nuzlocke!!)

fps gamer we love to see it

based anime taste - naruto and your lie in april enjoyer

looking forward to his streams!!

aia

she looks like a heckin genshin character

she’s literally ike but unhinged

m-mommy?

i too like alban felt slightly intimidated by her ngl

the fact that she likes talking about philosophical stuff, like, me too

kinda relatable too - “when an obscure song isn’t available on spotify” such as blue sugar, hello??!!

based anime taste altho i only watched Free from her list, i have heard of Demon Slayer and Fruits Basket

based game taste - minecraft, pokemon fan!!!!, project diva enjoyer

varied music taste, very based

getting over it, genshin, observation duty as first week streams, love to see it

aster

his starting soon animation is so fucking cute

his anime lore video?? wtf??

the lore video gave me your lie in april vibes & it made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside

a literal baby i love him sm

his grill voice? h-hello??!

i. love. his. nails.

he’s so soft, i wanna squish him

based food taste - spicy food, boba tea liker and onion hater 

based anime taste - spy x family, kuroko’s basketball and attack on titan enjoyer, altho i’m not sure if i agree that sword art online gets better in the later bits

excited to see him hopcon with the rest!

pretending to be seiso huh? interesting (≧▽≦)

scarle

mommy

she’s so fun i love her

ayo? booba s-size reveal? w-what?

i really like her staff, i want it lmao

toxic anime boys, i died lmao because same girl

very relatable

all the otome games lmfaoooo i’ve played them too, she’s just like me fr fr

avril lavigne, fucking yes

the closing shift will be interesting to watch

the whole “breaking vox” thing, i- uh...that’ll be very interesting, waiting to see them do a collab lmao

ren

DADDY

BLUE SUGAR SLAPS SO HARD

cut me up and paint my insides ren, i mean what? (//ω//)

i love his voice, i simp already

his lore video was a nice mix of cool and cute

i love his little fangies

he’s so tall wtf, again, d-daddy 🧎🏻‍♀️

dislikes BANANA STRINGS, relatable

based game taste

mans is so talented, i stan

another pokemon enjoyer, you love to see it

mans be drippin’,  i love his outfit

fall guys, minecraft, jump king and genshin impact streams this week, very excited to watch them hehe

[godtierwallflower]

Okay ngl. Himawari literally came and ATE with that new Outfit!

Now why the hell can't Ikemoto make the other girl's outfits look good? *coughSaradacough*

I love it! It’s so adorable! It’s got a nice practical look to it while still maintaining her colorful, cutesy vibe! The black leggings and undershirt really make the yellow and pink pop!

And it’s a nice evolution of her usual fit! All the same colors, but better for moving around in. The yellow jacket turning into a cropped version, the light pink going to her shoes, the white going to the missions shorts. I hope that hint of a necklace we see in Ikemoto’s art is the same necklace that Naruto got for her in the Family Day arc!

Boruto’s outfit changed when he went from the academy to being a genin to signal the change, so Hima getting a new outfit when she officially enters the academy is great! Feels like it’s signaling a new chapter for her too! If she graduates, I hope she’ll wear her headband around her neck like Hinata and Kawaki!

Hope we get to see Shino more again now that we’re finally returning to the academy!

[heyitsyn]

HALLOKNEE

Manager!Seijoh

a/n: a halloween special with our boys and the mess it is

summary: lets just say,, things get weird during halloween

okay so first of

halloween isnt a favorite holiday of most of the boys

like they all ltr are towers and skyscrapers but these kids are absolutely terrified of it all

but you just really like the holiday bc of yanno, candy, scary stuff, and omg costumes!

so you were basically very hyped and excited about it and you were excitedly humming to yourself as the date grew closer

the boys were confused as to why you were actually happy and in a good mood but they didnt complain bc they love seeing you happy

the flowery aura makes them heart eyes

HEART GOES DOKIDOKI

oikawa ran over and he stood behind you as you were distractedly humming to your clipboard

‘watcha doing, y/n-chan?’

he whispered to your ear

normally, you would shriek or flinch but you didnt and instead, turned and flashed him a grin

‘checking our schedule! i have a surprise for you all and i want to make sure theres nothing happening to stop it from happening!’

the boys grimaced and held a hand to their heart at your joy and they didnt even question what was going on or why you were so excited

all they know is you were happy

lmao oikawa got the hardest shot to it

he was front seat and his eyes widened and he froze

then he pulled you to his chest and nuzzled his face into your neck

‘aawwww~~!!!! youre so cute y/n-chan!!’

these idiots are so whipped and simp for you so hard that they completely forgot everything

your happiness continued for another week and my god that was probably the best week of their life bc you were just fluttering and giggling and skfjdslkjfdlflfkjs

to be fair though, you mentioned halloween being close and you were looking forward to a family night of watching scary movies in tv and duh these boys were already arguing with each other on who would protect you

‘I WANNA SIT NEXT TO  Y/N-CHAN!’

‘WHY?! SO YOU CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO HOLD HER?! YOURE A PERVERT SHITTYKAWA!’

‘AS IF YOURE NOT ANY BETTER IWAIZUMI!’

‘HANAMAKI STAY OUT OF THIS!’

ltr its just a big warcry between the third years while the second and first years already were getting head pats from you for being brave boys and were comfy right next to you

‘my boys are so cute~’

ITS A LOVE SHOT! NAAA NANANANANANANAANANAAAAAA

by then, the surprise was getting closer and you were already jumping in your toes

the night before, you texted the group chat to meet you at the school by 8 pm tomorrow

they all sent replies saying okay with no questions

‘okay love you y/n-chan! <3′

‘got it! good night!’

‘sweet dreams darling!’

at around 7:30, you were standing by the school bus since coach mizoguchi omg bless his heart was going to drive you all

the boys were all dressed in warm clothing and my gosh they all looked like models what the heck

we’re just going to ignore and forget that hideous infamous oikawa outfit

but you didnt focus on that and instead waved at them happily

‘you guys!’

oikawa jumped joyfully at your voice before naruto running over to you and scooping you in his arms

‘y/n-chan!’

he shouted and you didnt mind being twirled around since you were giggling and laughing

after iwa punched his head, oikawa had to let you down and they continued bickering so you took this chance to go over to the others by the side

‘are you all excited?’

you asked and they smiled softly

kunimi ruffled your hair and you grabbed his hand

‘it’s really sweet you planned something for us, y/n’

watari reached over to pat your head and you wholeheartedly accepted the affection

‘oi, just tell us’

kyotani grumbled but you cutely smiled and held a peace sign

‘nooo~~!’

you checked your watch and you jumped

‘oh my! we need to hurry on the bus now!’

you herded everyone to sit in their seats and oikawa raised an eyebrow at the driver

‘oh? why is-’

‘your dear manager wanted to have a bonding exercise for the team. how could we refuse? oh, coach irihata said to make sure you know how to breathe and calm down’

the last sentence made question marks appear on everyone’s heads but you waved it off

‘oh come on, mizoguchi-san! dont ruin the surprise!’

you whined from your seat and the elder caught your eye at the rearview

‘just making sure to warn them, especially oikawa’

‘me?’

but he went unanswered 

the team gave up trying to ask you bc you would just mischieviously smile and shake your head cutely

‘nope~! not tellingggg~!’

but oh my they were answered

mizoguchi dropped everyone off in front of a building where there was also other people at

owo the people just simply stared bc omg like 12 boys? thats freaking great and i have finally lived and can die peacefully now

the team blinked as they got off the shuttle bus and they were so confused that you waved mizoguchi off to make sure the boys wouldn’t run back to the bus if they figure it out

ofc our ever smart baby kunimi was the first to figure it out and his mouth opened

‘why,,, do you hate us, y/n-chan?’

slowly the light bulbs turned on in everyone’s heads and they all had the same shocked look

DKFLSJDKFJLDKFLJ LIKE IN OHSHC WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT HARUHI’S A GIRL OMG I MISS THAT SHOW

‘nope! im going home!’

kindaichi started to walk but you hurriedly grabbed his arm

‘nooo yuu-kun!!! noo!! please stay!! i worked so hard!!!’

you looked up with your puppy dog eyes and kindaichi scrunched his face up

no no no fight it kindaichi

but ofc hes weak to you so he sighed and went back with the group

‘oi, are you insane or what?’

kyotani, despite his tough facade, wasnt exactly the greatest with any jumpscares in movies so having a jumpscare in real life wouldn’t exaclty be,,,, not violent

but you trust he can handle it and leave the place without a charge for assault

it was clear the others were already regretting it and you got sad bc you did work hard on getting a reservation since this haunted house was the most haunted in this part of japan

your figure in front of them made them tear their eyes away from the scary windows which they swore had someone staring at them

‘come on, you guys! we’ll have fun! i promise! its not that scary!’

you assured but they still didnt look convinced

‘you know, i just,,, i wanted everyone to,, bond and,,, have fun,,,,,, and because halloween is my favorite holiday,, i thought i could share it with you all. but im sorry that i was selfish and,,,, did it even though you guys dont like it’

not at y/n being totally manipulative and using their affections and attraction to her to help her case

your downcast expression and sad eyes snapped them out of it and they just sucked it up and they all shared a look that practically meant

‘suck it up, and make sure y/n is having fun. forget about us, its her time right now’

this led to you guys standing in front of the door guy and he cracked up at the sight of this cute little girl bouncing in her shoes with a group of guys who looked pale and nauseous

‘reservation name?’

‘seijoh!’

you exclaimed and he looked in the list before nodding

‘okay. so first, the rope is what guides you all. make sure, whatever you do, never lose grip on it bc you might get lost. keep in mind, this is an actual abandoned hospital and is known to actually be haunted so unless you want to go ghost-hunting and meet unknown people or spirits, dont stray off’

that warning should’ve scared you like the boys but you just agreed with a bright grin

‘yep!’

the doorguy chuckled before reaching into the box beside him

ngl oikawa was already so scared that he flinched, not knowing what was inside of it

‘a flashlight to help you guide yourselves’

you held it tight and yahaba was already holding on to your jacket sleeve

‘also, phones in the bin, please’

‘hah?!’

iwaizumi started but you placed a hand on his chest

‘its to make sure no one films anything and ruins the surprise’

you assured and he stopped but continued glaring

everyone hesitantly placed their phones into the bin where they saw it being locked into a locker and the key was given to you

‘you can get it back when you exit so dont worry’

you nodded and the team rolled their eyes but nodded anyways

brats

‘all set? okay! go on in! happy hunting!’

omg you were slightly regretting it already

kyotani refused to not be away from you so he was holding your hand while yahaba remained clutching you

the third years wanted to appear all tough so they took the lead but oikawa was screeching and screaming at the littlest things which caused makki to scream and mattsun to also scream and then iwa and everyone else

it was like a screaming train

you even heard kyo gasp multiple times and you tightened your grip on his hand to assure him he was okay and you were right there

everything was going smoothly excused the screaming and everyone was actually having a little bit of fun since it was funny watching everyone scream at the littlest things

‘NOOO!!!!!!’

‘WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!’

the many rooms had the actors and dear god they should be emmy winning by how they just stared at you all and still sent shivers down your spines

then the unthinkable happened

the flashlight that iwaizumi was holding started to flicker and eventually died, leaving you all stranded in the pitch-dark

there wasnt even any light above you so everything was just black

everyone stopped, your breathing being paused and no one made a sound

‘RAAAA!’

someone from beside you shouted in your ear and you screamed so loudly and in instinct, everyone bolted forward with no direction on where to go

kunimi and kindaichi were holding each others hands and ran also dragging along watari since he was holding kunimi’s sleeve and also yahaba and you and kyo

‘IWA-CHAN!!!’

oikawa instinctively shouted and they all held on to each other

mattsun expected to catch ahold of watari’s hoodie since he was behind him but there was nothing but air

‘uh, you guys?’

he wished and prayed and hoped your voice would answer back but there was silence

‘oi! l/n y/n!’

he shouted and makki trembled in fear

‘iwaizumi? oikawa?’

‘h-huh!’

iwaizumi grunted and my goodness was this really happening

everything was going too smoothly that something bad happening shouldve been seen from the get-go!

the 4 third years were thankfully with each other since they were already huddled up at the front but their kouhais were nowhere near them

‘iwa-chan! what do we do!’

oikawa cried and iwaizumi hit him to keep him quiet

‘shut up shittykawa!’

‘oi! stop fighting and think about this!’

mattsun quieted them down into shaking forms

‘the team is gone. theyre somewhere in this hospital and there’s a chance theyve strayed off the path’

makki shakily breathed

‘so what should we do?’

iwaizumi bit his lip to think of a plan

‘should we just go around and shout and scream for them?’

oikawa suggested but makki turned it down

‘no. that would ruin it for everyone else. we’re not the only ones in here’

oikawa blanched

‘i dont care about the other people! who knows what happened to y/n! i give no fck about strangers when she could be lost somewhere in this big ass hospital!’

they were stumped with no solutions so they just agreed to iwa’s suggestion

‘lets just hurry and get this over with and meet the people outside and get their help’

‘or! we can ask the staff in here, the actors, to help us! this is an accident’

‘you stupid or dumb? you think they would help us? its an us problem, not theirs, so theyre not going to abandon their post and look for them’

ltr maybe its the panic thats making them all crazy but they just settledon hurrying up and finishing the maze so they could get help

but the moment they turned to what seems to be a corner, they already managed to get themselves lost

iwaizumi felt around for the familiar texture of the rope which is supposed to be at his right but in the end, his hand reached nothing

‘fck!’

he shouted and scared the other 3

‘WHAT?!’

makki yelled

‘the rope. the rope’s not here anymore’

silence

then oikawa sobbed

‘oh my god im going to die’

he whimpered and makki sniffled

‘i wanna go home’

mattsun and iwa were the only at least stable ones and they finally resigned to defeat and grabbed their friends and walked to nowhere

on to your side!!

you and the others finally stopped running but the beating of your hearts still pumped at a fast speed

‘are we safe now?!’

kindaichi shouted and there was a chorus of confusion amongst the others

‘iwa-san?’

you checked and usually he would grunt but there was just silence

it was quiet and the familiar voice of oikawa was nowhere in sight

‘i dont know about you guys but my oikawa sensors just shut off’

yahaba pointed out and you gasped

‘where are they?’

kyotani refused to let go so you felt around with your left hand for the rope

to your relief, it was still there but the feeling of the missing boys outweighed it and made your anxiety levels spike up

‘should we call them? lets call them’

yahaba started but kyotani bonked his head

‘baka. they took our phones earlier’

the reminder of the confiscated form of communication meant that there was no other way you could contact the others

panic bubbled over kindaichi watari and yahaba while you kunimi and kyotani were busy thinking of something

‘i think theyve strayed off. if they didn’t, they wouldve heard us from up there’

kunimi mumbled

‘but where else could they have gone to?’

you asked and kyotani huffed beside you

‘we cant see anything. hell, i cant even see you. obviously theres probably a hallway they ran down to without even knowing they went there’

‘so youre saying theyre lost? without any way to contact us? what do we do?’

you whimpered, finally realizing and the idea of the others being gone settling in

‘this is all my fault. i shouldnt have dragged you here. i made a mistake-’

‘hey, dont freak out. im right here’

even though you couldnt see him, kenta maneuvered his way to cup your face and you felt his forehead press against yours and his nose nuzzling your cheek

the smell of cherry blossoms and vanilla with the slightest hint of sandalwood

kyotani’s scent comforted you and you were able to calm down 

‘we’ll figure this out. its okay, you got me’

he whispered and you nodded 

‘youre right here. we’ll be okay, okay?’

you giggled a little bit at the repitition of the word but smiled when he pulled you close to his chest

ugh i mightve already written a kyo route but that doesnt stop me from putting in kyo moments :”)

the other 4 were figuring out a plan that was eerily similar to the 3rd years

‘lets just finish this and ask the staff for help later’

they all agreed to kunimi’s idea and hurriedly gripped the rope to start going back to the path

you were in between kindaichi and kyotani with the former in front and the latter behind you

‘im right here. you got this’

kyotani would occasionally whisper and you were so grateful to have someone to be there

then the lights flickered and your eyes caught sight of something down the hallway to your left and you noticed a shadow 

a shadow of a tall figure that was kinda familiar

‘y/n-chan~’

you flinched and the voice of your blocker filled your ears

‘mattsun-san?’

you were too focused on the voice to hear the others questions of what was happening

‘over here, y/n-chan~’

there it was again

‘mattsun-san!’

you shouted and bolted to the hallway where you were sure the voice was at and you were ignoring the shouts of the others and kyotani hurriedly ran after you

‘mattsun-san!’

you shouted again and you ended up at the hallway, with the lights still flickering but there was no one

kyotani panted as he caught up to you before snatching your hand

‘oi! dont run off like that!’

it seems the others were too scared to let go of the rope that they were fine if kyotani went after you bc he was strong so he could protect you both if needed

right?

kyotani is a bark bark woof woof boy not a priest

you felt his warm hand grip your again as if to signal that you werent running off alone again

‘i heard him i swea-’

‘to your left, y/n-chan~’

ok ngl im getting chills writing this

the flickering lights allowed you to see the shadow again and yep there it was

it was at the end of the hallway to your left and once you turned and saw it, it ran to the right

‘mattsun-san! wait!’

as you were going to run, kyotani refused to let you go

he placed strong hands to your shoulders and you looked up at him, your eyes manic

‘listen to me, y/n. youre hearing things’

he firmly said

‘i dont hear matsukawa or anyone’

you started breathing heavily, the air seemingly getting colder and thinner

‘you dont understand! he was right there! his shadow-!’

‘let her play a game, boy!’

matsukawa’s voice this time took a harsh tone and even kyotani jumped, holding you to his chest protectively

‘oi! matsukawa! its not funny anymore!’

your eyes looked over kyo’s shoulder and you saw the shadow again from behind him

‘please trust me, kyo! hm?’

you begged and he sighed

‘im holding on to you. im not letting you go again’

this wouldve been romantic if you werent in an actual paranormal story

you chased after the ghost and it would occasionally whisper in your ear to keep your attention until you ran into a pitch-black hallway

‘what do we do now, y/n?’

kyo whispered and you trembled

‘mattsun-san!’

you weakly cried, knowing there was a strong possibility he wouldnt answer back

but a loud screech from the far right brought hope into you

‘Y/N-CHAN!’

is that-

‘oikawa-san?!’

you shrieked and there was a trample of footsteps running over to you and naturally, kyotani pulled you behind him

then a hand made you shriek 

‘relax. its just me, y/n-chan’

mattsun’s voice sounded clearer this time since he was right beside you and you hugged him

‘come on. everyone hold hands so that no one will get lost. we’ll take about this later’

iwa commanded and as the true leader of the gang, everyone followed his lead

there was a red sign with the most amazing word on top of it

‘EXIT’

it looked like a door that was only meant for staff but at this point, you all were desperate to just leave

as you reached the handle, the voice came back

‘aw~ leaving so soon?’

you turned around, halting mattsun and kyotani as they held your hands and felt you stop

‘show yourself. i know you’re not mattsun-san so stop using his voice’

you demanded and you turned, feeling a chilly air rush behind you

‘boo~’

it whispered to your ear and you eyes widened at the sight from further down the hallway

you could make out a mass of a body and at the top, there was bright red eyes and white teeth smiling menacingly

‘oh my god’

you whispered and the boys saw exactly what you were seeing

‘what is that’

oikawa whimpered

its mouth obviously moved as it spoke

‘are you leaving me, y/n-chan? so cruel~’

its voice was sickly sweet and sounded like a teenage boy’s but was so mean and hate-filled

you started sobbing and oikawa turned the door to run but it stayed put and didnt budge

‘you were so fun to play with~ are your friends fun too~?’

it looked like it was coming closer with a hand outstretched and you started shivering and your voice ripped into a scream

‘stop! go away!’

iwa mustered all his strength and ran against the metal door but it opened on its own, leaving the boy to land on the grass from outside

you were pulled by the others before it could touch you and you were already hysterically crying before the first and second years ran over and engulfed you to a hug

you were being hushed by the them and you tightly held on to someone’s arms

‘sshhh its okay, we’re right here’

you reduced to hiccups before looking around

‘w-where’s the other people?’

you asked, taking notice of the empty field

‘are we at the back?’

the boys shared a confused look

‘huh? what are you talking about, y/n?’

you looked at yahaba like he was crazy

‘the other people! the other people wanting to go in! and the doorguy! the haunted event! the haunted house!’

their eyes flickered everywhere to try and make sense of what you were saying but in the end resulted to just pure confusion and fear

‘y/n, we’re not at some event’

iwa started and your eyes widened

‘w-what?’

makki shakingly placed a hand on your shoulder

‘y/n, you dragged us here to go ghost-hunting. and there’s no doorguy’

your eyes flickered down as your mind tried to wrap itself with what was going on

‘what do you mean? i took you here for a haunted attraction! the doorguy took our phones and locked them in a locker, remember?’

you wildly waved your arms around but they still didnt understand

‘and the flashlight! and the rope! w-we had to hold on to the rope! the rope made sure we didnt stray off the path! bu-but the flashlight! the flashlight died!’

kunimi noticed the beginning of a panic attack so he pulled you close to him and made sure you could feel his heartbeat

‘listen to me, y/n. you took us here because we all lost a bet with you and this was what you wanted since its halloween and we trespassed to go here and there was no doorguy who took our phones because all our phones died the moment we got here and we saw a rope hanging from the ceiling and we had no flashlight in the first place’

he whispered to your ear and you pushed away from him, curling your arms around yourself

‘no! what bet?! i took you here for bonding time for our volleyball team! you were getting busy for inter high so i figured this could help you have fun!’

now that took the cake

‘what volleyball team?’

your eyes finally settled on your ‘captain’

‘what do you mean, ‘what volleyball team’, oikawa-san?’

totally disregarding the fact that you just called him by his last name instead of his first, he focused on what you were talking about

‘if you wanted to bond with the volleyball team, then you brought the wrong sport team over then’

oikawa scoffed, feeling rage bubbling inside him at the familiar players of the volleyball team

‘you shouldve brought over nagisa and rin and them, then, y/n’

makki bitterly mumbled and you were just so exhausted and tired and confused

‘WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT’

you bursted and started crying which ofc prompted the others to calm down and focus on you

‘y/n, love, we’re the swimming team, not the little ball playing game’

mattsun reminded and you shook your head, disbelief and utter fear present in your face

‘then-then! oikawa-san! give me your right knee!’

you ran over and he questioningly raised his leg

‘uhh,, what are you doing, y/n?’

kunimi asked but you waved him off, determination in your eyes

‘this should prove hes a volleyball player’

then you punched it really hard which resulted with a sickening pop

oikawa screamed

a/n: idk if the concept is clear enough but uwu send in a guess and ill answer if you got it right

[gabzilla-z]

Same anon from before: I meant the Konoha 12+Sasuke when I asked for ranking the fashion sense of the boys.

Sorry, same anon again: yes, overall

Ok then, let’s make use of this lockdown

Naruto:

Ok the first outfit was terrible but we’ll give him a pass since he didn’t really have many people to look up to. 

Changing the blue to black was the best decision this kid made, fashion wise, so kudos to that. That said, the shippuden outfit is still too much of a tracksuit for my tastes.

The Last outfit was pretty good if we ignore the undershit, but his civillian outfit was

WHAT ARE THOSE

His Hokage outfit is my favourite, I prefer the black pants, the sandals are gone thank the gods and it’s the best shade of orange he has used by far.

Overall, 7/10

Sasuke:

He changed outfits more than he changed sides and like with those, there are some MISSES.

He looks like a nerd in the first one, fight me.

Can’t never hate on the onesie cause black looks much better than the blue he used before and it gave us gems like this:

fantastic

Then there’s the elephant in the room which haunted him for all of Shippuden and no it wasn’t his turn to the dark side, I’m talking about his belt. I’m sorry Sasuke but only Orochimaru and some of the sound 4 made that look work. You look silly.

I will admit that his second black outfit looked much better in the manga

Work it.

It almost made me forget the rope.

Almost.

The Akatsuki oufit is ok mainly because red works for him and it hides the belt.

The outfit in the last is... a choice. That brown poncho with the tri color necklaces don’t work for him at all and the clothes underneath are on the meh side of bland.

Finally, his epilogue outfit is pretty good, the colors work well for him even if I think the vest makes him look like a waiter, which is hilarious.

5/10 mainly cause he had a lot of chances and he wasted most of them.

Shikamaru:

boring, next

Ok, I can do better than that.

Ironically I think the first outfit worked pretty well for him. The mesh shirt with the bolero look nice and the colors (if we ignore the blue) fit his forest/deer theme. 

Then he got lazy.

His epilogue outfit is the best he has looked in years, I LOVE the jacket and the colors, though I would put a belt on him.

5/10, he didn’t have as many chances as Sasuke but also didn’t even try most of the time. At least Sasuke took risks.

Chouji:

Why is he wearing underwear as headgear.

Why

Maybe strength+?

Anyway, it looks like he picked the rest while half asleep and eyes closed.

You know, we were going somewhere around Shippuden, the colors look FANTASTIC on him and combined with the hair it makes him look imposing while also cuddly.

He looks half dressed in the movie, like he forgot half the armour at home. Also, downgrade on the hair.

His epilogue outfit is his genin outfit. Are you kidding me Kishimoto. IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME.

At least he lost the underwear and he looks good with the beard?

6/10, i’m giving him extra point for the second outfit cause it was one of the best ones.

Rock Lee:

...

You know what, I respect a man that can look good when all he has are a onesie, bandages and a lifetime supply of leg warmers.

Also, anybody who rips off the sleeves of an outfit to show guns knows what they are doing.

7/10, not very original but he knows what works for him.

Neji:

I hated the beige life jacket/shorts combo of part one but the hindsight of wearing comfy pajamas before his era long nap is genius ngl, Byakugan so good he can look into the future.

The beige to white was a wise upgrade.

4/10 There’s not much to work with, sadly

Kiba:

The first one can do no wrong cause it includes a tiny Akamaru as an accesory.

look at him

Second outfit is a ninja biker dream. 10/10 would recommend.

I mosly blame the anime for ruining a perfectly good outfit cause he looked perfect in the Kishimoto sketches for the Last

then movie comes out and... yeah.

The dad sandals in the epilogue pain me physically and I wish the pants were longer, but otherwise it’s good and I dig the hair.

8/10 Nobody said I was gonna be 100% objective.

Shino:

So I’m not the biggest fan of those ugly brown shorts, but nature is his theme, we can forgive him.

That said his costume progress is like a Pokemon evolution. He just gets bigger and cooler.

I’m not the biggest fan of his epilogue look either, I’m not digging the hair and I miss the jacket.

That said

8/10 My boy sticks to a theme and does it well and if he wants to join Starfleet who am I to judge

Bonus, Sai:

You know what, everybody made fun of Sai for that crop top but he ended up a true fashionista, easily the best epilogue outfit by far. It’s classy, comfy and well balanced. The wonders of being married to Ino.

9/10 what a glow up

[queer-naruto]

So I’m not sure if I’m alone in this thought, but I am just about obsessed with the Naruto Shippuden openings. So I thought it could be fun to tell y’all what I love about them and which ones are my favorites! Feel free to add your own thoughts and opinions too! (this might be long but I have lots of thoughts that need to be excised from my head) 

#1 First opening for the new show. It’s dramatic and the song is fun and upbeat, i love the shot of the Akatsuki because they’re always a fun time.

#2 Again great song. Bonus points for being the first opening to have my boy Sai in it. Angst is always fun between Sasuke and Naruto 

#3 I know I know blue bird is overrated, but whatever its still a good song. I really like the shadows that are being cast across the characters when they’re standing in what looks like a bunch of alleyways. Love watching Asuma fight, especially when I know it isn’t during his death arc. Always get points from me when the Akatsuki is envolved.

#4 Love when all Konoha 12 are in the opening, love them all because they’re adorable and precious. The rotating scene of Hidan and Kakazu is one of my favorite things of all time tbh, points taken off though because I know they’re going to kill Asuma and that isn’t very sexy of them ngl.  

#5 I quite enjoy the final valley because the statues of Madara and Hashirama are really cool and a nice touch. The drama of Tsunade looking longingly out the hokage building’s window with her hand on the glass kills me. 

#6 Love this ones song, kind of moody but also gets me pumped later on. makes me a little sad because I think this opening is during Itachi’s death. Huge points and i mean huge for the toad summon, they’re possibly my all time favorite summons in the show, so much so that it made my love for toads grow and I’m getting a toad tattoo next month.

#7 Again the song is great. Pain arc always lots of fun. There’s a lot of really cool battle shots that i enjoy, love when they all kick ass and get their asses kicked. Also: Gamabunta, need I say more? He could be my favorite non human character, I actually wanted to know how many episodes he was in and that’s how I spoiled Jiraiya’s death for myself. I adore Mt. Myōboku, and my fave outfit of Naruto’s is toad sage.

#8 I like how all of the people who care for Naruto are keeping him from sinking, and then at the end it looks like Sasuke is sinking and Naruto is like “oh shit I have to save my boyfriend, everyone else hates him rn”.

#9 Great song. Love all the Kage’s except interim Hokage Danzo, fuck that guy forever.

#10 Very fun song! Love how Killer B’s dancing is like inconveniencing Yamato. The dancing is extremely funny to me, and they all look so cute. Sai, Sakura, and Naruto all do this like really cool triple hand sign together while they all hold onto each other and I can’t tell you how sad I am that it never happened outside of the opening.

#11 Another song that gets me pumped and makes me want to punch someone for some reason, in a fun way. Allied Shinobi Forces always fun. The mask Obito has on is prob my favorite of the ones he wears, love the orange but idk this one is great.

#12 This one is mostly sad gotta say, but I LOVE Kushina!!!! Fighting is cool.

#13 First opening with Madara, we love a murderous old brought back to life motherfucker, and I think hes hot. Very funny to me that Naruto just fucking headbutts Obito in the mask, seeing as though it proves quite hard to just scrape. big points for the Kurama and Naruto fist bump.

#14 I think this opening is my all time favorite, my header even comes from this one. The song is one my favorites too. My favorite part might be Obito phasing through a rock, and the red freeze framing of him, Gai, and Kakashi looking like they’ll kill you without a second thought. Please don’t ask me how I know Obito’s mask has the same expression because it just does.

#15 Good song. All the moon and sun pairings are nice, cool fighting as always. Love any reference to the tailed beasts, if you ask me they weren’t in the show nearly enough.

#16 Great references to growing up and coming of age, also its nostalgic in a way. Cool that Naruto and Sasuke are being cute together and working as team. love the song

#17 I forgot this one existed for a minute, but I do quite enjoy the sage of six paths. Also Gai fighting Madara will always be gold to me.

#18 THIS ONE!!!! SO FUCKING SAD!! I love it dearly don’t get me wrong, but this shit made me cry and I will never forgive it. Really good song too, might be my third favorite opening

#19 This song is maybe my favorite, Fourth favorite. Fighting all these clay or dirt or maybe its zetsus idk copies of all their friends is funny to me, imagine you’ve always wanted to sock Kiba or something and nows your chance lmao. 

#20 Second favorite, makes me feel a lot of things. The war is over, they’re all a little older, living their lives together. This one also made me cry but for happier reasons. Veryyy good song. It’s the domesticity for me. I love the new vests way more than the old ones. Also the like future picture of Naruto wearing the Hokage cape has him with short hair? Was that character design Kishimoto’s? And they kept it for Boruto? (it’s still not too late to grow his hair out some)

[theshitthatidoishere]

Ask post owo

DoloresdaizhamorganI said: i refuse to believe Neji died. Although I did have a really bizarre dream that during the war, an outbreak spread causing the deceased shinobi, our beloved Neji included, to come back as vampires who WERE NOT susceptible to sunlight, a steak to the heart, nor anything common to end a vampire. Yeah, that's what happens when you've been binging vampire horror for three straight weeks with no interruptions. Btw, NejiTen is amazing and beautiful.

1. What r u talking abt?? neji didn’t die he’s alive and happy and alive 👌

2.hhshahshah ok that’s a weird dream but i admit that neji vampire sounds cool

3. Totally agree

@spaneji-roll has said: What if Neji, tenten and Lee would be secret agents like that one skit in naruto SD? I think we all know tenten would be the bad ass one, Lee would almost get killed with every impulsive decision he would make but he'd come out fine and Neji. Neji is just James bond but better because he's Neji.

Omg yeEeeEeeEeEeeeEs i like this sm, and i love the outfits of that skit too so perfect ✨✨

Why do you ship nejiten? Tenten didn't even cry when Neji died. She just recalled him when Guy and Lee were making a fuss. She said,"Why did you leave me Neji?" Or something along those lines. I don't see any romantic aspect in their relationship. They were just teammates who respected each other. P. S. This is not a hate ask towards Nejiten or what you believe in. I want to know your opinion because yours is the only Nejiten blog I follow. P. S. S. I really like your art. It's so beautiful.

Guys if i could tell i really would but the thing is that i don’t even know what i like nt, once i was seeing papabay’s art on Pinterest (not knowing who papabay was xd) and i said “wow this shit is good” and i ended obsessed just like with everything that i like lmao ;_;

Idk i just like that if they were in a relationship it would be so GOOD AND NOT TOXIC LIKE THE OTHER NART RELATIONSHIPS, like just vibing and respecting to each other, but idk just my brain daydreaming xd

Also thank u sm🥺💙🥺💙💙

Hc that hizashi and gai knew each other before the incident...

Y E S but hizashi and gai are in different generations so idk how...maybe a mission?

That scene where baby neji is training with hizashi....HES LIKE A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR IS SO CUTE !!!

What do you think of LeeSaku?

Sakura deserved better and lee too so yeah i like it 👍

Do you want to hear a song rec? :33

Sure owo

I SCREAMED

I don’t remember with what drawing i got this ask but thank you and sorry🥺🥺🥺🥺💙💙

That is legit the funniest hate ask I have seen, like you need to know your philosophy to understand my insult, p e a s a n t

I still don’t understand if it was a hate ask or just a meme ngl

search deadname remover on chrome web store that might help úwù

I would use that if i had a computer bc it doesn’t let me in the ipad :’(

After Hiashi dies hizashi is waiting there with a Gun.

I WILL HAVE HIASHIS HEAD SO HELP ME GOD-!!!

NANI???!!!

What’s art style bend?

It’s an artist challenge where you have to do a drawing without all the characteristics that define your art style owo

Til that I’m actually taller than hiashi idk why that’s so funny to me but it is...

Hiashi smol hiashi smol

Imagine hiashi get kicked in the head...literally

Yes please....

I accidentally read that birthday post as habirth ppyday, And was very confused. then I realized I was a fuckin moron and read it right, but anyway, habirth ppyday mel since I’m too much of a coward to say it in their inbox

@meloodles happy late bd from part of this anon xddd

Can I PLEASE get a waffle can I PLEASE get a fuckign waffle

🧇🧇🧇

Would you like an egg?

Yes ngl 🍳

wha t does "omnipotenttable mean?

It’s from a nickname that i had a few years ago, when i was making my ig account with some friends they were like “let’s put you table” and i said “just if you put omnipotent before”, and that’s it xd

Rock lee more like broccoli

What’s your favorite brush?

what art piece do you feel proudest of?

This two owo

Have you watched into the woods? Idk I think it’s a pretty good musical.

Nup i haven’t, usually i don’t like musicals but maybe I’ll give it a try

Hey I hope you’re ok, sending you love 💕💕💕

I’m fine now but who knows when I’ll feel like poop again ;-;, I’m trying to not and take advantage of the days that i feel good 💙💙

Does Chile celebrate Labor Day?

Yes we do!

hey i read your tw post and just wanted to send u some love!! pls try to hang in there. i love u and i wanna wake up and see ur art again! i wanna see u interact with asks again! i know hope is hard to come by and even harder to keep but it really is the only thing we can do in times like this. please hang in there! i love you!! ❤❤❤❤💕💗💗💞💓💓💓

You motivated me to answer all the ask today so thank you sm 💙💙🥺💙🥺💙🥺, I’m doing my best I’m almost two days without skin picking myself, i’ll try as much as i can i promise 💙💙, love ya

@catkinies has said : YOUR HEADER!!!! GOLD!!! HANABABY!!! ❤️❤️❤️

We gave explosives to hanababy xddd 🤯🤯

i searched ctm and SHELL YOUR MOTHER??? guess i cant complain but WHAT

Jahsjjakajajja this is a CLASSIC, i would say that’s similar to motherfucker but not really 😔👊

[deji-ato]

My Reactions and Thoughts to the Starry Line Special Live (from what i could remember)

(Long post ahead!)

Voice Drama 1:

“Ahhhhhh Banri!!! He’s back from the hospital!!”

“he’s a TEnSAi after all”

“oh????!!! a minilive?? thats so cute wtf”

Stage Performance (part 1):

“OH!!! they’re wearing their crossing live outfits!!”

“It’s the opening the opening the opening—“

“Aight Steady goes!!”

*insert surprised scream here* “AAAA THE NARUTO OPENING, WHICH MEANS THERES GONNA BE COVERSS”

“Right here, right now! BanG!”

Masa: On bass, *camera pans to Mae playing*

Me: MELISSAAAAAAA

“Oh lord here comes the long high note—“

“He held that note for FIFTEEN SECONDS, AND CONTINUED ON. HOW???”

“Oh!!! Bleach opening!! (Ngl I forgot they covered that song, which is sad cuz I didn’t remember DEEP VOICE MORISHII)”

Guitar riffs of Ryuuseiu is played vaguely, cue me scratching my head wondering what song it is (and thanks to Argocord for somehow recognizing it which promptly led to me losing my shit and feeling emotional the whole song)

“RYUUSEIUUUU”

“The ending!!! Of the anime!!!”

“KIMI TO, NANTO”

Voice Drama 2:

“NAYUTA?????”

“Oh no Ren skcbabajbc, he sounded like he choked on something”

“YOOOOO NAYUTA COMING IN TO COVER REN”

Stage Performance (part 2):

“OHHH OGAJINN!!!”

Ogajin walks up to the stage looking uninterested af

“He’s so in character HAHAHAHA”

“OHHH READY STEADY??? READY STEADY!!!”

“WHY are the holes in the pants of his knees so big???”

“Man he’s just straight up vibing to the music, and honestly? Same tbh”

Stage shows both Masa and Ogajin, separated by A GLASS WALL RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE

I literally lost my shit when I saw that

Which led me to think “Oh Starting Over???”

Cue Masa singing loudly into the mic like it’s nobody’s business with “SAA IKOUZE”

“STAND UP! HASHIRE! Nande demo starting over!!” (I still love how Ogajin sings this part)

“Only you can do it! Do it! Go for it sa do it! Do it now!

Throughout the performance I kept thinking bout how good Ogajin sings in his live performances??? Like holy shit he sounds so much like the studio version that it’s scary

Ogajin: Karma.

Me: OHHH!!!!! YOOOOO WHAT???!!!! THE KARMA???? THE SAME ONE FROM GARUPA????

Also I just wanna mention that whoever did the lighting deserves a raise, like damn it’s rlly good

Aaaaaa I honestly rlly love how much Masa and Ogajin’s voices mix so well together!!

THEYRE REACHING OUT TO EACH OTHER, but the glass wall is separating them lmao (undoubtedly one of the highlights of the live tbh)

But yeah the image above might also be playing into the hand symbolism Ren and Nayuta has goin on?? They’ve been showing this A LOT in their MVs

Ogajin: *makes brief eye contact with Masa before walking off the stage immediately after the song ends*

Masa: *acting as Ren, looking towards Ogajin walking off* ...Nayuta-kun??

Me: Wow he rlly just left the stage like that skfnekwkgnn

Voice Drama 3:

“Nayuta rlly walked off the whole restaurant, what a mood”

Ren shows his gratitude to Nayuta by thanking him, Nayuta kinda just responds with “it’s nothin much” or like he’s brushing it off

Idk I’m just rlly happy that we see more of them interacting after the anime ended

Also there was some Wataren crumbs?? Like barely

ok so idk where exactly this happens during the live but

Ren says some stuff like “Welcome home, Banri!”

And Banri replies with “I’m back!” like “Tadaima!”

And i honestly just broke down then and there, like i WEEPED when he said that AAAAAAA ILY SM BANRIII 💖💖💖

Stage Performance (part 3):

“AGAINNNN AHHHHHH”

“OH the cameraman is tryin to show the performance like the anime thru Banri’s POV??? I love that omg” (give this guy a raise too tbh)

Cameras kept switching back and forth between the guy on stage and the ones around the stage (ofc it looked a bit funny since everyone was basically facing the cameraman like he was Banri lol)

The whole band sang the “yeah yeah yeah, whoa yeah yeah yeah” part of Goal Line to start it off (they wanted us the audience to sing along as well which was vry cute)

Cameras tried to follow the same angles as the anime (the one where they perform at DesFes) which I found rlly cool

“AHAAAA STARRY LINE, OF COURSE, this whole live was named after this song after all”

And then I basically vibed to the rest of the song cuz it’s such a special song

“Oh they’re leaving, come back! Skfngng”

The lights were off at the stage for like 5-10 minutes?? AND THEN THEY CAME BACK WEARING THE STARRY LINE MERCH (including Ogajin ofc since this was now the encore)

Encore:

they asked the audience to choose a song for them to play, and turns out Starting Over was the most popular one! (ngl i wanted Pray but i understand that ppl wanted to hear more of Ogajin)

So then they played Starting Over, except that it was VERY OOC (but still fun nonetheless!)

“OHHH WAIT WAIT WAIT”

“ARE BOTH OGAJIN AND HYUUSUKE SINGING THEIR PARTS OF THE SONG TOGETHER????? HOLY SHIT-”

and if u thought that Ogajin was vibing before, then think again cuz this man was straight up jamming out on stage whilst still keepin the nayuta voice

After that, Ogajin left the stage, and Mae tried to keep him from leaving lol

“oh there he goes”

“VOICE???? VOICEEEEEE”

“KANSEI WO, AGERO”

OH OMG they all sang it in acapella form at first, then slowly led into the song with the instruments, I remember freakin out over this tbh

“ARE YOU DREAMING? YES! WE ARE THE ONE! BANG!”

OH they also tried to do the same camera angles like the anime?? that was cool

“OH NOO WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MAE’S MIC?? IT GOT CUT OFF OH NO”

you couldn’t hear Wataru’s line so it was just instrumentals until Ren’s part came along

“OH thank goodness they fixed Mae’s mic, whew”

“CALLING, CALL DREAMING WORLD! CALLING, CALL YOUUUU”

...and then they went offstage!

i could prob ramble more about the backstage session, but i wasn’t there in the first half of the free session haha

and from what i’ve seen of someone’s live tweeting of the paid one, it seems that it was pretty emotional! (since it was directed towards Masa’s birthday, and they ended up tearing up?? awww)

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Boruto Ep. 95

I love that Sasuke turns when he hears the word “Papa” he is truly the confused dad in a grocery store whose child has outrun him

I know it’s just how Japanese works but Boruto calling him “Mr. Sasuke” fkhgkjhkgjhjk

Sasuke having a real child voice is less jarring in subs bc I don’t expect him to sound like an adult man imitating a child lmao

“Do you want to check out the festival today?” “Huh, we can?” CUTE

“It’s the same colour as your glasses and outfit” LMAO SASUKE UCHIHA: CHILD PSYCHOLOGY EXPERT

AWWWWWWW SASUKE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT SARADA LOVES IS SO CUTE

“Something bothering you” IT’S DAAAAAAAAAAAD THEY GOT RID OF THE PIGGYBACK OFFER BUT I’M TOO HAPPY TO CARE

“You possess the Mangekyo sharingan, but it seems you can’t even peer into your own daughter’s feelings” Kakashi Hatake: Actual Child Psychology Expert

God the face Sasuke just levelled at Kakashi was like an entire teenagehood’s worth of Dad Stop

THIS ANIMATION TAG URSELF I’M SASUKE’S LOOK OF ALARM

“There is no such thing as a bad insect” HAHAHA Sasuke can’t have one (1) social interaction 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE HOW THEY’VE ANIMATED KAKASHI IT’S SO WEIRD TO LOOK AT BUT ALSO IT’S SUPER FUNNY

Okay but for real the only person Kakashi’s ever used this ‘use an intimate name to get closer to someone’ strategy is with Tenzo so 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 i c u 

KAKASHI’S VISUAL DEMONSTRATIONS ONLY INVOLVE NARUTO OR SAKURA BC THEY’RE THE ONLY PEOPLE SASUKE KNOWS OR CARES ABOUT OTHER THAN HIM OR SARADA HAHAHA

“You’re really annoying today, Papa” [Sakura cackling in the distance]

“An uncle can’t possibly understand your daughter’s feelings, no matter how hard he tries” AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE CALLED HIMSELF AN UNCLE BUT DON’T LIE KAKASHI YOU ARE FULL-ASS GRANDPA

As a side note there was no protest from Sasuke on Kakashi declaring himself part of Sasuke’s family HE KNOWS KAKASHI’S HIS DAD

Honestly this voice acting is so wild like ngl I often have trouble gauging emotions in languages I’m not used to but damn if I can’t tell that Kakashi’s voice genre for the day is like a children’s programme host “Saaasuke! Can YOU find the healthy bonding tactic? Is it over heeeeere? Over theeeere? WHEERE IS IT?”

I still don’t like that they kind of reversed Sakura and Hinata’s personalities towards their boys in marriage like Sakura wasn’t much of a stutterer when she was 12 and in love but sure

I’m vaguely disappointed they cut out the haircut scene but I also know SP wants Sakura and Sasuke’s relationship to be even more long distance than it already is they can’t even touch each other on screen fgkhkfjhgkjh. One of storyboard artists wanted Sasuke to marry Naruto and has never forgiven Kishimoto for his crimes

An even greater crime: KAKASHI DIDN’T GET TO THROW A POTATO CHIP IN SASUKE’S MOUTH WHERE IS THE JUSTICE

“I only told a few people,” said Sasuke, about something he’d shouted across a battlefield to his entire genin class to great derision 

“Are you just bragging about a friend?” That’s exactly what he’s doing

I seriously can’t believe that Sasuke is using Fugaku as a frame of reference for parenting does he remember anything about his childhood at all

THE UCHIHA FOREHEAD BOOP HECK YEAH

I like that they cut out the part where Sasuke leaves though and let him have dinner with his family a minor correction in all this goofiness 

Turns out all you have to do to get a child to love you is give them a weapon and let them go wild who knew Tenten was right all along

Lmao @ Sai I don’t have the context for why he’s lying down in Ino’s lap looking forlorn but I love it 

[xivu-arath]

ooooh!! sasook? :0

a song that reminds me of them: I have a whole playlist tbh buuut war by former vandal

what they smell like: if he’s been fighting, ozone and smoke. otherwise he actually tries to avoid smelling like anything too distinctive. a good habit to have when you grew up in a village with a whole clan of super sensitive scent trackers!

an otp: narusasu or team seven ot3 if written by people a lot better at ships than kishimoto

a notp: sasuke and sakura, especially as it happens in canon lmao

favorite platonic/familial relationships: team seven and team taka! sasuke and itachi!

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with: less popular and more “I saw tumblr posts talking about it” but sasuke being more... delicate in build than naruto??

the position they sleep in: on his back

a crossover au i’d love to see them in: ngl destiny not just because it’s my current fave thing but also because... uldren is space prince!sasuke already and I feel that recognizing themselves (and their recklessness and anger and grief) in someone else would really make a difference for them both

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn: weirdly there aren’t a lot of good non-gif images for this but the outfit he wore when going to fight itachi

[bew-berry]

One of my coworkers made coke and cheeto cake for my birthday and surprised me with it at work and I just...I feel so loved. She and some other friends surprised me when we went in on Wed. I also got a demon slayer shirt and keychain, a new backpack (naruto), some socks of all types of nerdy things, some handmade bracelets (howlite, tigers eye, and rose quartz), some gift cards, a scented candle, some keychains, some delicious cupcakes, Disney style grilled cheese sandwiches, a luna purse and a Halloween pumpkin purse that's so adorable 🥺

I'm so lucky to have such wonderful friends at work. They completely took me by surprise. I love them all.

Some other gifts that I got were these adorable pins from one of my dear bffs Alex. Ty so much I love them and I can't wait to add them to my jacket! They're precious hon 🥰

And then some other gifts that I got on Saturday when they took me to dinner were some nice outfits from my other bff Mars and an animal crossing shirt. Then my honey got me animal crossing make up. Guess now I have a reason to learn more make up tricks lol. More pictures coming soon. I've just been so busy with work and celebrating these past few weeks

OH! Even my villagers celebrated with me. It was too cute 😭

I almost cried from this ngl. It was just so adorable.

[sukunas-play-thing]

Uhhh! Sorry if this is like,,,not a good ask but I’ve been creating a character for a story? As well as sort of a problem I have?

The story is essentially about 30-40% of the population having superpowers or as they call it “abilities.”

Bc there’s been an uprising with ability users doing Terrible Ass Things, there’s a decision implemented to create an organization called the Commission of Defense where they hire ability users to fight crime, which they call “Paladins” When you join after training a bunch + going through an ungodly amount of tests and exams and test battles, you get a transformation stone that gives you a new outfit + a weapon shoujo magical girl style. It was only made around ~25 years before the main story so it’s still sort of a relatively new thing?

One of the main protagonists is named Venus Beauregard. And she’s sort of a bubbly, extroverted and very empatheric person that was committing vigilante justice with one of the other protagonists - Natsuyuki Kaneko who has a video-game related ability. The last protagonist - Lilith Briar - is like one of the first Paladins and takes them under her wing after witnessing them handle a small crime at a convenience store. She trains them + helps them become Paladins.

I wanted to try thinking of flaws for Venus? I don’t want her to just be extroverted/bubbly anime girl? But I’m having a hard time thinking of it? If you’d like I can send a backstory via another ask to give more information?

Another thing is when I was younger I pretty much copied BNHA...and that’s where the whole superpower organization thing came from....I’ve been trying to break out of that lately and I wanted to know how I’d go about that because I still feel like it’s a bit too similar? Any suggestions are welcome or even plot suggestions as well

I'm ngl it defo sounds like bnha and maybe a bit if sword art online? I could be wrong sl I apologize >< and please don't take this the wrong way people will feel their already reading the same story and stick to bnha. Now now don't get me wrong the idea sounds real cool and I love it (I had this thing in middle school where I'd always write crossover stories. My last one that actually got good results was Soul eater / naruto crossover and people liked it) sooooo if I'm being honest if you feel the story is defo going somewhere play around with it! It sounds like a cross between my hero, a tad bit of dark lore/steampunk type of stuff. And that's my favorite! Feel free to play around with it, the world sounds similar to bnha but it isn't? You can use that as am inspiration 😄 people like reading stuff like that so who knows I can be waaaaay off and people will still love it and ask ya to keep it going so I support you immensely at the end of the day you're adding your own twists and creativity and I love that in writers. If you want add some myth lore to it as well. Add some creatures in their as well^^ I love stuff like that. Maybe add an antagonist for your mc good character to help them with character developments too! I can't wait to see what you bring to the table with this, best of luck nonniebean! Feel free to send in more ideas okie??? I hope I was helpful .

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