#neymar out?

[kvtnisseverdeen]

UMMMM???????????????????????????????? THIS ARTICLE HAS ME LOSING MY SHIT FR

[haartemis]

jude stans i get you this is how i felt after zayn and perrie announced their engagement at the this is us premiere

[dybalassunshine]

Yeah, they're still living, breathing memes<3

[liverpool-enjoyer]

i rlly dont wanna study for finals so heres uefa high as tweets part six

part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

[mebiselfandi]

Neymessi on my blog in 2024? It’s more likely than you think

1. Neymar absolutely smizing at everything between here till high hell. Really tryna rizz up the camera. Everybody’s panties fell off except Leo ‘yeah nice picture’ Messi cause he’s so oblivious

2. Arguably the funniest picture here. Why is Leo’s jersey inside out? Why does Neymar look so pleased with himself

This is the face of a man who panickedly pulled on the nearest blaugrana jersey he could find to hide the giant mosquito bites all over his chest before the camera clicked

This is the face of the overly proud mosquito

3. The absolute big dickeryness of this picture. This might have been posted before but man I gotta include it. Knees touching, shoulders bumping, the slighlty unzipped top. This is amazing. Neymar in his peak baby heartbreaker fuckboy era and Leo tryna act very unaffected by the absolute rawness of freshly shaved Neymar (also the cold finger tips and the glass of ice…it’s giving the fic I’m nervous about posting)

4. I think I posted this before but that was before I was insane. Neyamr’s spread legs, Leo’s casual lean and the gentle hand on Neymar’s knee making him subconsciously spread even further. I’m feral (the hand on Leo’s shoulder could so easily reach over and wrap around his throat)

5. This is just cute and soft no other words. Leo looks so soft. Neymar probably gave him a thousand kisses for looking like that.

6. I actually haven’t seen this pic here but goodness Neymar looks so young wth😭

7. If Leo just backed up a lil bit he’d be right on Neym- *gets shot*. Although they just won the treble here and Leo looks he’s actually about to burst into sunshine at any given moment. It’s cute (Iniesta at the scene of the crime Strike 1)

P.S. is Leo allergic to socks?

8. Why the hell is Leo pants-less here??🤨🤨🤨 like sir where the hell did your pants go and why are you covering your dick and why is your shirt unbuttoned and why do you look like you’ve been sweating and why is your hair such a mess and why do you look so panicked and what has Neymar looking so damn pleased? (Also Iniesta once again at the scene of the crime)

9. Leo’s black compression shirt, his shoulder pressing into Neymar’s body. Neymar shirtless for no good reason other than he’s a whore…haha kidding. It’s to rile Leo up obviously🙄 also Leo’s hand placement. I know you can’t see his hand from this angle but it is in fact wrapped around Neymar’s bare waist(probably wrapped tight too) (Iniesta ONCE AGAIN AT THE SCENE OF THE GAY CRIME)

10. Starting to think one of Iniesta’s jobs as captain was to simply break up whatever homoerotic tension these two had going on at all times cause WHY IS HE ALWAYS THERE!? Anyway remember the hand we can’t see in pic 9. Imagine it’s gripping onto Ney’s bare waist just like this…

11. Yes this has most definitely been posted here but I feel it just need appreciation because HELLO THE WAY LEO IS LEANING INTO NEYMAR AND THE WAY HE IS GRIPPING HIS ARM! NEYMAR’S SHOULDER PRESSING GENTLY INTO LEO’S THROAT! LEO WHERE IS YOUR OTHER HAND?!

Okay then Leo ‘We hardly know each other😂’ Messi.

@nmsxi I meant to delete this but decided against it only for you

[archivingbarca]

fcbarcelona: ✨ 11/11/24 ✨

There's something special about our number 11s

(ig, 11/11/24)

[iloverude]

It's obvious that Neymar was jealous of the way Messi looked at Ronaldo. I mean look at Ney…

[cynicesthetic9]

I don't blame ney for falling so hard for this man and not being able to resist him! He can hypnotise anyone with his eyes!😩.

THE 🐐

[sunofmoon]

neymar effect?

[rashfordian]

🇦🇷 × 🇧🇷

Last Dance by The Cure || Neymar says he wants more than anything for Lionel Messi to move to Paris || Lionel Messi Joins Paris Saint-Germain || Neymar praises 'wonderful' partnership with Lionel Messi || Messi: Neymar is an amazing person || Neymar Transfer from Barcelona || Neymar in tears and is consoled by David Alaba after Paris Saint-Germain lose Champions League final || FCB vs BM || Reunited || liomels on tumblr

[temp-neyxmessi]

The way he says "Neymar Júnior" omllll

[9kylian]

Neymar and Mbappé

25/10/22

Photos by Tim Clayton/Corbis

[liverpool-enjoyer]

soccer players playing animal crossing

leo: has 400+ hours in the game but an underdeveloped island. when asked why has has so many hours, he just says, “i like to fish.”

ney: hes that bitch w the five star island. his island is so decked out, you go there n youre wondering if youre even playing the same game

alisson: the collector. will stay up till the ungodly hours a the night to catch a rare bug cause he thinks time traveling is cheating.

luka: mostly jus interacting w his villagers. he gifts them clothes n furniture every day n feels guilty when he goes a week without playing n all his villagers are like “where were you we missed you!!! :0″ he also spends a lotta time decorating his house.

sergio: bullies his villagers. thwaks em w the net, digs holes around their houses, that kinda stuff. buys expensive furniture n sends it to luka in an attempt to woo him (has yet to be successful)

trent: goes to his friends islands n absolutely TERRORIZES them. chops down trees, digs holes, etc etc

robbo: trents victim who never learns

mbappe: his island is almost entirely made up of a giant ass soccer field he made himself. his lil character wears a custom designed ronaldo jersey. hasnt spoken to his villagers in months.

klopp: mostly just visits his boys’ islands to water their plants n admire their handiwork :))

pep: takes the turnip market WAY TOO PHUCKING SERIOUSLY

[neyxmessi]

only neymar can make him do this stuff i swear 😭

[seedlessmuffins]

thinking about the love confession and i’ve decided i’ll literally never recover! perfectly reasonable if you ask me!

bromance where 🤨 i only see heart eyes and A LITERAL LOVE CONFESSION

that is a giggle of somebody who is in love and is also a total bottom and leo’s hand on his neck??? this is an image of a man taking advantage of another mans praise kink I don’t accept any other interpretations!

[spacesenku]

they always find their way to each other