#next to george and dreamxd

[mrd0ll]

[Random thing again!]

[I will draw George and Sapnap next time :)]

[Seth and Jane from ZzZ! *My friend wanted me to draw them ^^!*]

[Little comic with DreamXD and Husogi]

[Little Husogi when i have some blank space-]

[Husogi belong to me! <3]

[covenofwives]

The Cure for a Spiral

DreamXD is panicking over his upcoming talk with Dream. There's just so much he has to say and so much explaining he has to do but his self-doubt make him spiral. GeorgeHD has the perfect solution to keep him on track.

Next part in the AU. Sorry this one is so short.

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The only times DreamXD ever felt fear in his life all involved Dream.

He remembered when his brother was sick with a fever for the first time and XD was clueless. He scoured the libraries for any medical books and followed the instructions down to the smallest details till Dream was nursed back to health.

Then when Dream went missing one day and XD would have torn the End apart to find him. The relief and frustration he felt when he finally found his brother couldn’t be matched.

When XD had learned the server was in a hunt for Dream, his heart leapt to his throat and he couldn’t dare watch anymore as Dream was dragged, kicking and screaming, to the prison.

And finally when he heard the booming call of the End portal being opened, XD knew in his heart that it was Dream. He was fully expecting the sight of his brother’s lifeless body waiting for him at the end and prepared himself for it. He did not have time to express his relief when he saw both he and George were alive. The anger came first.

Now DreamXD felt a new kind of fear, once again tied to Dream. The fear that he had backed off too much and he had severed any chance of a relationship between himself and Dream. The thought pained him to dwell on and kept him up at night worrying.

He knew he had been drastic in his actions when he interrogated Dream, but in the moment he could excuse it as being important. Now it was over and XD was swelled with guilt and the need to make amends.

As promised in his note to Dream, he met with his brother a couple days later. This time XD stood outside while Dream spoke from the doorway of George’s cottage. George just right behind him.

It had been so long since XD had seen George, or seen Dream and George together again. It was nice to see them close, depending on one another again, and it hurt XD he couldn’t be that close with them again.

The three spoke, though it was mostly Dream and XD. They came to the conclusion they needed to have time to speak and clear the air between them once and for all. Years of misunderstandings would be aired and handled.

So Dream proposed a time to talk next week. It would be held in George’s cottage for ease to Dream and XD agreed. And now every day since then, he’d been nothing but fearful.

“I mean, like it’s not a super serious talk, you know? But…well it will lead to probably serious stuff. It’s a lot we probably have to talk about.”

XD explained to GeorgeHD. Or, more rambled on to him. The sleepy God lounged over his fort of pillows and blankets, but he was oddly alert and interested in XD’s words this time. Probably because XD mentioned it was about Dream.

XD never asked what happened between HD and Dream when he left his younger brother in the care of the God, but it must have been positive. Every time XD visited he asked about Dream and how the mortal was getting on and would frown when XD admitted he hadn’t worked up the courage to speak to him. Now he told HD that the two were talking and HD was all ears.

“But it’s a sudden thing right? To suddenly delve into years of misunderstandings so like it can’t be expected to be serious stuff right away. I think it’s like laying it all out first you know then we’ll work on stuff from there. That makes sense right?”

XD looked at HD expectantly for an answer. The older God said nothing for a while until it seemed he realised it was finally his time to speak. “I’ve never seen you this nervous.” Was the first thing he said.

XD’s cheeks went red and he fought back the urge to pull his mask on. He had even gone without the wraps around his eyes, showing the void of blackness and his ever moving eyes in front of HD, though it was nothing the other God hadn’t seen before. Today XD was too wound up to have the wraps on.

“Well it’s a lot to be nervous about!” XD huffed.

“I didn’t mean it in a bad way.” HD lazily held up his hand before pushing himself to sit up properly. “Though I was worried if you didn’t stop and take a breath you would have been the first God to die from suffocation.”

“I…” XD could feel himself wanting to ramble again, and he took in a breath and slowed himself down. “I just want things to go smoothly. I don’t want to fuck this up. Dream’s giving me a chance to talk.”

“He’s probably just as nervous as you are.” HD assured him. “He’s probably pacing back and forth, worrying over every little thing he’s going to say to you.”

That was a nice thought to have. Not on his brother being nervous but the idea that Dream was listing out everything he’d want to say to XD to try and make this better was a hopeful thought. Too hopeful for XD to believe. “I don’t think he wants to speak to me.”

“Trust me, he very much does.”

HD sounded so assured and XD couldn’t help but be curious. “Has he…said anything to you?”

One of the corners of HD’s pillows caught the older God’s attention and kept his face turned down to inspect it. “It’s not my place to say. Dream should get the chance to tell you.” He looked up again. “But you’re worrying too much, I promise you. This isn’t a one chance he’s given you, he wants to talk to you as much as you want to talk to him.”

XD didn’t believe it, but he held his tongue on it. Dream certainly wanted to explain himself for his stunt and maybe he was owed that, but he couldn’t really imagine his brother wanting to talk with him. They had drifted too far apart.

“Come here.” HD suddenly pulled XD from his thoughts. A few of their ephemeral hands set up pillows for HD to lean back on, and one placed over his lap which they patted for XD to lay down.

This seemed suddenly far too nice for HD, but XD played along. He shuffled himself over and lay down with his head over HD’s lap.

“Do you have a plan to talk?”

XD looked up, watching HD watching him. It was a little unnerving, but it was also comforting in a strange way.

“Well…y-yes I do.” XD cleared his throat. “So I think we should talk about what happened in the End. I didn’t really explain things properly with him. And I never gave him a chance to explain himself. So I think opening with that is better.”

Even as XD said the words he could feel doubt filling his head. “A-Although…maybe talking about how we stopped talking in the first place is better? We could start from the beginning and work towards where we-EEE!”

A hand suddenly squeezed into his side. XD jumped, squealed and looked down just in time to see the white ephemeral helper hand of HD disappear. He looked up to HD while curling his lower arms around his sides in protection. He silently asked for an explanation.

“You were doubting yourself, and rambling off point.” HD nodded along to his words as though it was expected. “Now. Take a breath and focus. You’re going to talk about the End. Work from there.”

Like that is easy to do when the hands could appear at any moment. XD glanced down to his sides again but the hands were gone. He had no way to know when they’d appear, so he just swallowed his worry and tried to speak clearly again.

“I… I’m going to talk to him about the whole thing with the End. I’ll let him explain himself then I’ll speak from my point.”

XD gave a look up to a nodding HD who decided that was allowed.

“Then I was going to let him say whatever he wants to say.” XD continued. “like for all the years I did wrong, and try to smooth things over when I can. But…” Self doubt started to creep in. “I don’t want it to feel like I’m springing all this on him. Like-Like he doesn’t have to explain himself if he’s uncomforta-HAHA!”

Apparently that was not the right thing to say either, as another hand appeared from nowhere. XD saw it too late and could only manage to half curl his legs up before it tasered into his sides. He gave a very high squeak before breaking into giggles.

“H-Hehey!”

“You spiralled.” HD said like it was obvious. “You need to not do that.”

“I-I wasn’t spiralling.” XD defended himself, then yipped when the hand appeared again, this time at his other side. He managed to get his legs curled up and his arms blocking his sides and ribs. “N-Noho!”

“You doubt your own plans and get in your head about how Dream will react. All you need to be focusing on is how you react and how you come across as to Dream.”

XD thought the hand would disappear with just a warning, but it stayed, and it slowly drifted closer to XD’s side. He tried to turn away, but HD’s hands softly fell on his shoulders, holding him down as he helplessly looked up.

“HeheDehehehe…”

“You need to get out of your head.” HD decided. “And what better way to get you out of there?”

The hand touched upon XD’s side, making his skin jump. It got to the bit just behind XD’s top, skittering more along his back than his sides. XD cursed his more revealing back now more than ever. It didn’t tickle a lot, the fingers just skittering so lightly along his back, but it made him giggle.

HD’s thumbs rubbed into XD’s shoulders, making soothing circles into his skin. The younger God held back a soft moan. His muscles slowly relaxed without his control, making him more giggly to the fingers fluttering along his side. It was making him more tickly and distracted him from the hands materialising by his feet.

XD was allowed a few seconds of soft tickles before the hands by their feet grabbed their ankles. They made a loud squeak, and tried to pull against their legs being forced to stretch out but it was pointless. They had one on each of his ankles and one poking at each of their soles.

“HeheDehe…”

“4K is so right. It’s absolutely tragic your feet aren’t ticklish.”

A blush crept up from XD’s shoulders to his cheeks. He curled his toes to the strange tingling feeling running over his feet. It wasn’t ticklishness, but they did feel more sensitive whenever 4K or HD mentioned them.

“Y-Yohou and him are too obsessed with my feet.” XD challenged back.

“Well it’s unfair. That spot is tickly for both of us. It drives 4K mad even, but we can’t get good revenge on you.”

XD knew about HD’s tickly feet but he’d never gotten the change to tickle 4K’s. Whenever the God took off his boots around XD it was usually when they were settling down for a nap. Although now that XD thought about it, it was odd he was the only God among them to wear footwear. Like he was protecting them.

“4K’s feet drive him bad?” XD tried to ask casually.

“Oh yeah. Hysterics.” HD shrugged. “He still loves being tickled there but he can’t help but kick and roll and curl up to try and protect his feet. Too sensitive for him to keep still, he had to be held down when he asks for feet tickles.”

A lot of details flagged in XD’s head but the main one was that 4K had, at one point, specifically asked for his feet tickled and HD complied. Before XD could do anything with that fact, a quick skitter ran across his ankles, making him bark out a laugh.

“Wh-Whahat!” The skittering followed a long continuous tickle across his ankle. XD had been so busy processing the information HD gave him he didn’t notice the tickling stopping at his side or the hands no longer poking at his soles. “N-Nohohot fahahair!” XD chirped and tried to pull his legs away.

“Your ankles being adorably ticklish make up for it I suppose.” HD smiled.

“Ihihit’s nohohot adohorahable! S-SToHOhoHOHOP!”

The hands danced their tickly dance up XD’s ankles, travelling further up his legs till it reached his knees. He whimpered and pleaded through giggles, but when the hands squeezed his knees and skittered along the sides, his laughter turned soft and his pleading slowly stopped.

“I got your kneeeees~” HD’s voice was a gentle whisper.

“D-Dohoooon’t…”

“Don’t? Don’t get your knees? Or don’t stop tickling your knees?”

XD kept quiet and HD didn’t press on. They both knew the answer and it was obvious with XD little whine when the hands stopped their tickling. It was then XD noticed his ankles weren’t even being held anymore.

“So, what’s your plan with Dream?”

HD’s voice was a soft purr, nestling in XD’s head and drawing his thoughts to the surface. “Give Dream a chance to explain himself about the End. Then I’ll explain my side.”

HD slowly nodded. “Right. And then what?”

One of the older God’s actual hands came down by the right side of XD’s face. They could feel the fingers playing with a strand of their hair. “Then I… I don’t know…” XD admitted. Their body tensed, expecting to be tickled suddenly, but they were left alone.

“That’s alright.” HD’s voice eased their tension. “You have years of confusion to work through, you can’t be expected to have a plan for it.”

XD gave the slightest of nods, agreeing in part. The words of Dream ran through his head again as he thought of it.

“Why do you need a plan for me?! Why can’t you just talk with me first?! You’re my brother!”

“I think I’ve been planning too much.” XD admitted. “I think instead of planning I should have been talking to Dream.”

“The last horse crosses the finish line.” HD half chuckled. He pressed a kiss to the top of XD’s head to show no hard feelings. “It won’t be easy but I know you love Dream more than anything, and Dream is your brother. So your stubbornness for love is in him too.”

“I hope he doesn’t have my lack of forgiving nature.” XD grimaced but pulled himself to sit up. He felt weirdly rested, like he’d taken a nap.

“You both just need to talk and take it from there. It wouldn’t be fixed overnight, or even over a week, but you both taking the first step is the right thing to do.”

XD could agree with that, though talking about the first step and actually taking it were two different things. It wouldn’t help matters either that George would be there. While XD loved George as much as he loved Dream, and George deserved a chance to explain his side too, the God couldn’t help feel like it was a two on one situation. Even though he knew that idea was ludicrous. He was God for Prime sake, it wasn’t like it was unfair.

“Do you want me to come with you?”

Like a soft bell ringing in his mind, the dark clouds of doubts cleared and XD looked over to HD.

“Really?! I-I mean...would you? Would that be okay?”

XD did not want to presume their friend’s offer was just talk but they worried HD wasn’t ready for the Overworld again. XD still hadn’t gotten to ask HD about their status as the Overworld God. Or the fact he used to be the Overworld God. It seemed too personal and whatever happened made HD avoid the place.

But he offered to accompany XD so easily, and without a trace of regret on his face. HD just simply shrugged. “Well, I need to start going back to the Overworld sooner or later. And this might be a good easing in. I’d just be there less than a day. Plus, you said Dream would have his friend with him so I’m sure Dream wouldn’t mind you having one too.”

“Oh!… Then-Then yes! If you could!” XD felt his heart lift with excitement. “It wouldn’t be unfair of me to have company. And Dream likes you! So it’ll be perfect!”

For the first time in a while, XD felt excited on the idea of meeting with Dream. Years of mistakes XD promised he would make right, and he’d help Dream through whatever he was going through. It wouldn’t be too late. XD promised himself he’d fix this.

[genevawrenn]

My headcanons I use within my writing from DSMP, QSMP and beyond;

Dream SMP: -Emerald earrings are given to those blessed by the Death Goddess, which includes; c!Techno, c!Philza, c!Niki, c!Ranboo, c!Eret, c!Foolish, c!Wilbur and c!Tommy -c!Techno, c!Philza, c!Eret, c!Foolish are ageless beings who can travel across the Realms -c!Philza uses his crows to send messages across the servers and dimensions -c!Techno and c!Phil can force their will upon Wither creatures to somewhat guide their decisions, they are still rather unruly beings -c!Techno's hound army is made up of the souls of those he and Phil defeated in battle -c!Techno can summon them at any time to do his bidding -c!Techno and c!Phil can make the conscious decision to leave a realm when they feel they have accomplished enough -c!Phil wears a braid that now has seven beads around the end in my QSMP tellings; Rose pink (Techno), daffodil yellow (Wilbur), leaf green (himself), blood red (Tommy), indigo purple (Ranboo), caramel brown (Niki), ocean blue (Chayanne) and gold (Tallulah) -c! and q!Phil suffered from injuries that greatly reduced his ability to fly for long periods of time, in some of my tellings he loses one or both wings all together depending on the canon the story decides while I write it -c!Eret is also known as Themis, where c!Foolish is their Undying Totem -c!Eret is blind from the long-term exposure to Withers from when they were set to be sacrificed by a Wither Cult. The only way to prevent the diseases progression was the Death Goddess' blessing. -c!Eret is related to Herobrine, where c!Foolish is the Death Goddess' first child with DreamXD until he went off on a power trip. Then She found c!Phil and had c!Wilbur. Which means technicially, c!Foolish and c!Wilbur are stepbrothers in my pantheon. -c!Eret contracted c!Techno to assassinate c!George when he was crowned after c!Eret was dethroned. c!Techno's only exception to his anarchist demands is c!Eret because they are fair and leave him alone, threatening c!Dream to do the same post c!Eret getting their throne back -c!Wilbur can also communicate using his Mother's crows, whether that be within the same server or across dimensions -c!Techno went to comfort c!Tubbo after the fireworks execution cause c!Techno might act like an emotionless badass, but he will always have a soft spot for youth -The Death Goddess is the one who prepares souls for their next chance or ferries them off to their afterlife -Herobrine controls all limbos (I also dubbed them 'the Unknown One') -DreamXD's controls travel between dimensions primarily, the Goddess can also use this ability -c!Ranboo's earrings all have meanings; a small L’Manburg flag (a momento to the nation lost), a bee (c!Tubbo), an allium (c!Tommy), a fox (c!Fundy) and a cookie (c!Niki) all hung from silver chains beside the gold-gilded emerald -The scars of previous deaths persist on your skin in the DSMP universe, as a reminder of how you died. -c!Eret is Harpocrates in the Syndicate, there was just never an opportunity to reveal themself as such. They were sworn in shortly after c!George's assassination.

-c!Technoblade and c!Philza make a point of brushing and braiding each others hair every morning they live together.

ALRIGHT QSMP TIME; -Everyone forgot their previous lives except q!Philza, the Angel of Death, for the first few weeks of that world. Also q!Wilbur, q!Niki, q!Bbh, q!Foolish -q!Philza still closely guards the emerald earring he will always wear

[awkwardtickleetoo]

pick cal’s next fic AGAIN wooooo

that’s right gamers it is poll time again 🎉🎉

almost a year ago now, i ran a little poll featuring some fics i was working on at the time, and i allowed people to vote on which one(s) they’d wanna see next!! since i thought it was pretty fun last time and i like getting you guys in on stuff im doing, i thought it would be a good time to try that again, as i have a decent few wips under my belt atm :D

plus the last one resulted in sleepy kitten coming out, which is Not the one i would’ve picked to write next, but it ended up being one of my favorite fics i’ve written, so i guess i should trust your guys’ judgement a little more often 🙄

so without further ado:

i’m gonna leave the poll going for a week this time to give people plenty of time to vote (and also so i can have time to prepare lmao)

if anyone has any questions about any of these, feel free to ask me!! my inbox is always open, and i’ll do my best to answer without giving away too many secrets ;)

see y’all on the other side 🫡

[catsandgoodbooks]

I have this random AU that I've been thinking about for a while but haven't really talked about before, so yeah. The base plot is just everyone trying to kill each other and failing, and then getting mad when someone actually succeeds, but we need some background information first.

Gods are real, and they are active participants in the world. Occasionally, they bless certain mortals with the ability to cheat death out of an honest desire for companionship, for someone that could understand. This is the traditional way to achieve immortality, the right way. This is how Phil got his immortality, and it's the way that George is heading towards.

Other gods have special chosen mortals, crusaders and champions of their names. Most are not granted the immortality that those who can charm a god are, or at least those can be killed, with extreme effort. Technoblade is the Blood God's champion, and is blessed with supernatural strength and prowess for it, as well as an extended lifetime. Still not quite immortal, but close.

Then there are those rare people who seek out gods to make deals, instead of the other way around. They offer something, and if it is enticing enough and if the god finds their courage amusing or admirable, they get the deal they want. Often, these include immortality.

DreamXD is one of the gods most open to this, as there is something material that he needs and can be offered. That is how both Punz and Foolish's pacts come from - offering to collect and feed him the souls he needs to survive, because gods can still die. Foolish ended up changing the terms of his deal as he settled down but kept his immortality - he can be killed, but XD will just bring him back. Punz still stays with the souls pact; they reap the souls they can and give them to XD, and grow stronger in exchange. For their devotion, XD has bestowed a special gift upon them - being able to suck the soul out of anyone they have skin-to-skin contact with if they have time and can concentrate enough. The proper immortals - i.e. Phil, Sam, Eret, and Foolish; George and Techno aren't quite there yet, even if they have the potiental - all know about this, but no one else does. However, most of them are not very thrilled about this ability and lead some to regard Punz with a bit more detachment and apprehensiveness, as it could cause the permanent death of a couple of them.

Not all immortality is granted by the gods. Some mortals go out and take it instead. Sam is one of these cases, having acquired his immortality through redstone and engineering and cloning. As long as the original body - the real Sam, the one version of himself he did not create - remains intact, Sam can just enter a new one whenever he dies, leaving him essentially unkillable unless someone knows where the original body is.

Not all ascensions are intended, or beautiful. Eret was once human, but their long, extended exposure to the corrupted otherworldliness through the wither cult has made them something...different. Maybe even eldritch. But either way, they can't really die, and that's enough for the others. Phil thinks they might be becoming a god. Callahan knows they're not.

Callahan is a minor god of forests and growth and all things hidden. He uses his power to try to stitch the world together again and again and again; the one thing that never changes is that it is always inches away from collapse, and Callahan doesn't know why. He wants to know why, but, until he does this is the best he can do. As is, he haunts the world like a ghost, there one moment and the next gone. He's...friendly with the once-mortals, he knows what they are and they know what he is, but that's about it.

So, with that over with, Technoblade tries to hunt Sam down post-Daedalus because he really doesn't want this guy to be alive any longer (considering the locked-Techno-in-prison thing and let-Techno's-friend-get tortured thing and the killed-Techno's-protege thing and the kidnapped-a-baby thing), and he ropes Phil into this. Phil knows that they can't actually kill Sam normally, but he's not a big fan of Sam either, so he calls Punz up to see if they can do anything about it. They can, so they show up and Techno immediately distrusts them but leaves when Phil tells him that it's fine and they can handle it.

Then Punz sucks Sam's soul out of his body, which is actually what Phil wanted them to do. After that, Punz decides to not give the millennia-old soul to XD or use it to strengthen themself, but to make a deal with XD to grant Dream that measure of immortality Punz themself has, with the soul as essentially a downpayment. When Phil finds out about this, he is not happy, primarily because he thinks that Dream is fucking evil and does not deserve that power. Punz then storms out, leaving Phil alone with his thoughts, while Punz goes to find Dream, who is, as one might assume, not doing well with his sudden, rushed ascension.

Oh, and Foolish is really really mad at Quackity because of how he's been treating Foolish, so I'm sure nothing bad will come out of that at all.

[kisuminight]

With the DSMP Blade System AU, I'm more vibing than I am coming up with a coherent story. But if I did have to come up with a story that I wrote out, I'd probably end it on an emotional triumph instead of a one based in combat.

So the Egg gets beaten. In the process, c!Dream would find out that he is part of the shattered Aegis and that XD is looking to put his original Aegis Blade back together. He would also find out that c!Philza is an Aegis Blade.

So he'd turn over a copy of the code that he and c!Punz worked on, to make the Memory Patch something that goes out in a general Universal Patch. And Phil would mention that just one Aegis can't make changes to what is/will be in the Universal Patch (for security reasons) and that they'll need to contact another Aegis.

What Phil trying to say: "This is great, I'll look over it. We can't do it immediately but I'll reach out to my Goddess and we will see if we can get other gods and their Aegis on board."

What Dream hears: "This Plan is fucked unless you, personally, find another Aegis on this server."

And Dream doesn't know another Aegis. But he knows that he used to be one. And he knows from the Revival Book that Aegis!Dream was attempting to create the Universal Memory Patch himself. So, theoretically, if he lets DreamXD bring Aegis!Dream back, then their problems are solved.

Dream doesn't want to die. But he's picked up that he has several similarities with Aegis!Dream. It wouldn't be a real death, would it? No more a real death than any other Blade goes through, when they revert to their core crystal without the Memory Patch. One Blade to save every other Blade, and if he makes it a condition of giving himself over, Aegis!Dream would probably be much better at working out Phase 2 of The Plan than he and Punz ever could alone.

Normally Dream wouldn't bother to leave a note. But this is the last impact he is going to have and he can be assured that c!Techno will remember him. So he does. And Techno comes down the next day and finds a letter that isn't outright saying anything but basically reads like a suicide note and that's... a Problem.

So he rounds up the people he thinks can talk Dream out of this--the syndicate plus Punz and Sapnap, basically--and they go try and stop Dream. Who has almost a full day's head start. And there's only one place where DreamXD is absolutely going to show up--the End Portal. So now it's a manhunt, using their combined knowledge, plus Phil's ability to sense aether, plus Techno's passive to try and track him down.

In a sense, they fail. They almost catch him, but Dream is 15 minutes ahead of them when he activates the portal.

DreamXD is just chilling when Drista brings Dream to him. Dream offers him his whole goal. To let DreamXD take his core crystal, to fuse it with the other pieces he's collected to resurrect his Aegis Blade.

But DreamXD isn't sure that he wants that anymore. He's been speaking with c!George, making friends with George, bonding over how it felt to have a Blade that you loved and then lost. George, who was dreaming at that very moment, astral projecting himself into the End, this time, instead of DreamXD going to him. George who has watched this entire conversation, even though Dream can't see him, and will lose his Blade, again, if DreamXD regains his.

Drista is watching too. She's been acting as his Blade for over 100 years at this point. Drista, who brought Dream to DreamXD without saying a word, serious and still like she never is. Drista, with whom the emotional bleed of the Resonance is tomb-silent and resigned.

"No." DreamXD decides.

At this point, the manhunt team come crashing into the End, all "Dream you idiot, you're not allowed to sacrifice yourself again!" and "Alright XD, you wanna do this? Then we're gonna fight!" And it turns into a very chaotic mess as Niki and Ranboo attempt to retrieve Dream out of the line of fire, Techno, Sapnap, and Punz go all in on the fight-XD bit, and Phil sidles over to Drista to head that bit off.

Final resolution would be that they all sit down and get the situation explained. Phil mentions that he forwarded the code to the Blood God's Aegis, and she is willing to help. Dream gets cornered with the fact that people love him and care about him and they're a little mad about past lies but that's not enough to make them leave. DreamXD gets a chance to confront what he lost and start the process of healing, finally. He teleports them all home, to the Antarctic Anarchist Compound, and then wakes George up and teleports him and Purpled to the group.

And like, there's still stuff that they all need to talk about. Reconciliations need to occur. Relationships that need to be sorted out. George and Dream absolutely need to have a shouting match about what they mean to each other and not be allowed to run away from it until they've both said everything and they've both said the truth. Punz is also going to make them crack open the ugly truths of how Dream made Sapnap feel, but also how Sapnap made Dream feel.

Dream and Punz need to get sat down to explain what all they've been doing/working on. If you think that DTeam + Syndicate won't shut down the Plan Phase 2, you're wrong.

When c!Bad and c!Skeppy finish recovering from the Egg, I think Dream and Punz will work with them, Techno, and Philza, to see if they can make it so that Blades can have an independent existence/be Awake without their Drivers (like in YWKON's finale), and still have a Resonance if they want one.

Life keeps going, with it's ups and downs. But this would be a sweet, happy note to end on.

[sleepyartmajor]

So I've started a....project if you will.

I'm calling it "Dungeons and Crafters" and it's basically DnD + the greater mcyt universe.

Have some lore

DreamXD is a deity that serves Lady Ianite. He is a defender of The End, and is supposed to enforce ideals that keep the Balance.

However, over time, DreamXD grew more and more powerhungry. With Ianite's presence in the Overworld dimming as she takes time to recover her abilities, DreamXD started to make his move.

He trapped the souls of his fellow Defenders, PVP of the Overworld and HD of the Nether into mortal frames, locking away their powers and their memories.

He created a "Dreamon", and bound it to a wooden mask, enchanting the mask so that the creature was bound to it, but would be able to possess any who wore the mask. He also gave the mask Constitution and Charisma boosting effects, so that nobody would want to take it off.

He then went and found his Champion, a human training in the way of the sword. He convinced the boy to serve him as his Paladin, and the man took an Oath of Conquest, taking on the new monicker "[[DREAM]]" to spread his mission in XD's name.

When the man was in a duel against a group that wanted to split away from the newly named "Dreamlands", XD guided Dream's arrow to kill the blonde nuisance.

When the Eggpire was possessing people across the country, XD ensured that Dream did not come near any of its twisting red vines.

And when Dream was locked up for his actions, XD ensured that the Warden did not remove his mask. Only two people could take that mask off, and they would never want to, so long as the Dreamon was subtle enough.

But during the jailbreak…it wasn't. The Dreamon spoke of its intent to get back to the path it had been on before he had been arrested, and the Fairy known as GeorgeNotFound realized that something was wrong with his friend. The fae managed to take the mask off, and XD's connection to Dream broke.

Realizing he would need to act quickly, XD warped to their area, grabbed ahold of the fairy, forcing him into a coma, and teleported out into the void, using his magic to keep the brunette alive.

He waited two weeks, long enough to be sure that no one could find them, and after feeling a sudden surge of Iante-esque power, woke George, and began trying to convince him to wear the mask.

George held out long enough for the source of the Ianite-surge to arrive. A man known as CaptainSparklez, a true Champion of Ianite. The presence of the Champion was enough to help George awaken the soul-shards of HD, and with his newly remembered powers, nearly defeated XD.

However, XD realized that the duel would only end with his death, and he teleported away. He knew he didn't have much time before the Captain and HD chased him down, so he instead used the trick he had picked up by watching the being known as Karl Jacobs, and escaped into the past.

He ended up forming a group of followers that he decided to name The Watchers. While leader of the Watchers, he took people who enjoyed messing with others, and who were always seeking the next plot twist, and warped them into something more.

For a while, there were two XDs running around the world. The one who served Ianite, and the one who sought to destroy her. For the most part anything was fine. And then, XD brought about his own downfall.

His fatal mistake? Taking a human trickster named Xelqua.

Xelqua would realize the true purpose of The Watchers, to bring XD enough power that he could overthrow Ianite during her weakness. He was able to contact her Champion, a man named CaptainSparklez, and with the aide of the man and his friends, they killed XD five years before his former self had leapt into the past, triggering a power boost in the "younger", and setting him on his path of seeking out power.

When he left for the past again, his abilities had nowhere else to go. And so, they sought out the one who had defeated him five years ago, settling into the form of Xelqua. Or, as he was calling himself nowadays, Grian.

[llitchilitchi]

What is The Bad Ending where both Dre and sap die????

And in your "Dark! monarchy restoration au" where the Dteam got corrupted with power: what Techno and the rest of The Syndicate do about it? And what about Ranboo and Punz? Especially Ranboo who wants a unite Server and at the same time he doesn't like what is happening (probably), and you said that "Dream was going to revive Ranboo and there was going to be a full Endersmile Worked Together The Whole Time thing".

And in the let's say "good ending" where the Dteam leaves the server for good, what exactly happens to the Server after its Admin leaves? And what about Punz? Does Dream ask him if he wanna leave with him the Server?

ohh this is a big one. let's take it one at a time

The Bad Ending came from DreamXD's "Dream and Sapnap are connected" thing - it seems to have been dropped by canon, but he said something to the effect of "if Dream dies, Sapnap dies with him because they are connected through the Death Book and Revive Book". this ending would be a bad ending tied to the DTeam trying to take over the server but in the process, Dream gets killed and loses his last canon life. as George holds him and watches him slowly fade away, Sapnap approaches him to comfort him but as Dream breathes his last breath, Sapnap dies with him. George can do nothing but watch. shortly after, he's approached by DreamXD who offers to take him back in and trap him in a dreamworld where they are both still alive. George hesitantly reaches out and accepts the offer.

the whole "DTeam take over the server" thing is, unfortunately, rather underdeveloped. there are some obvious targets they would start with, ones that Punz and Ranboo would have no issues with, and possibly not even the Syndicate. they'd tear Las Nevadas down, similar to canon but not quite. I knew I wanted a confrontation, and I knew I wanted Dream to be caught off guard by Quackity (I posted a sketch of it at some point if I remember correctly) and we'd get an emotional fight between Sapnap and Quackity with Sapnap taking Dream's side after learning of everything that happened in the Vault.

Sam would be next, for the sake of both Dream and Ranboo. it might be a turning point for the DTeam, slowly realising that together there is nothing that could stop them.

Techno would approach Dream, the same way he would have before, and tell him that he doesn't like where all their activities are heading. at that point it just depends on whether Dream would be willing to slow down at least a tiny bit for Techno's sake, or if he's okay with breaking off whatever friendship they have for the sake of achieving his goals. he was okay with bombing New L'Manberg for peace, so what difference is it if they tear down one country at a time...? they'd try to reason, maybe, but their relationship would most likely never be the same.

Snowchester could technically be annexed through Ranboo's extended influence - once Dream realises they have nukes, they need to be taken care of.

as of the rest, well...

Punz would follow, never having questioned Dream's methods, ever loyal. and so would Ranboo, either because he was always complacent to all the terrible things Dream did, or because he wants to keep Tubbo and Michael safe (c!Beeduo are alive and well in my head)

this would have been really fun to develop just to see how far they can be pushed before snapping and turning on Dream, or maybe to see just how easy it could be for them to take things further than intended without prompting. Punz never seemed to care as long as there were fruits to his labour, and Ranboo, well, I just wish we knew more about his enderwalk.

as of the "good ending" - I never took Dream for an admin, at least not within this AU. he was always Just Some Guy who happened to found the place. their departure would be of little note to everyone else.

Punz would be given the offer to leave, Dream ever so great with his words would leave him a note with coordinates to the portal and nothing else. an indirect invite to join, if Punz wishes to, or go his own way. either way, it is a new chapter in their lives, and he can do with it whatever he wants.

[iturastwordblog-youdidntseethis]

Sequal to my last fanfic, after XD left and abandoned Itura in a field... (before the events of the nuke)

George was lying in a dark oak forest with his casual attire on. Mushroom hat, red fluffy cape, and glasses. It was a very nice day. The grass was soft, and a warm ray of sunshine streamed through a hole in the trees.

He let out a long, relaxed sigh. After everything... Dream breaking out of prison.. he needed a day to himself. Just a relaxation day, just for him to wind down. George lay down on the grass. He just wanted sleep. Closing his eyes, he basked in the warm light of the sun just barely peaking out from the leaves.

The light faded so suddenly, George opened his eyes. A green winged entity had defended from the sky. The inside of their cloak like a starry night sky. The God landed and sat next to George, despite him being very confused. It had been quite a long time since XD had visited.

DreamXD sat cross-legged to George's left, their head tilted down at the ground. Their white wings folded softly and neatly against their green velvet cloak.

The two sat there in pure silence, neither of them wanted to be the one to start conversation.

George, however, had a racing mind. Do I ask what Their doing here? They don't just show up for no reason. Doesn't seem to be in a Lee mood. Looks more upset with them slouching like that.

"Ahem, uh, what... brings you here?" George says, bringing up conversation. He shifts nervously with his arms to his sides. XD let's out a sigh that sounds very guilty and sad.

Without looking at George, he says, "I think I made a mistake with someone."

"Oh." George says, sitting up. They're here for alive. "Well, who is it?"

"You wouldn't know her." XD says.

"Her?" George asks, getting curious. There were very few women in the SMP, so George wasn't surprised if he didn't know anyone else. "What's her name? And what did you do to her?"

DreamXD sits up with better posture. Their wings lay across the grass now. "Her name is Itura." They say. Then, a long pause before they speak up again. "And I think I hurt her."

"How did you hurt her?" George asks, pushing his glasses up his nose before looking at XD. Did he harm her?

XD let's out a long sigh. George can see XD's shoulders raise and slouch through their cloak. "She considered me a friend and I... told her that gods don't have friends." They explained. "Then I just... left her in a field."

George felt bad for both of them. Itura, even though he hadn't heard of her, probably didn't deserve that. And DreamXD started to look like he regretted everything, and for good reason.

"Well, doesn't she have other friends?" George asks, picking a rose from the ground and starting to pull the petals off. Looking up at XD, George could tell XD froze. Oh, that hit a nerve.

"She..." XD hesitated for a very long time. They inhaled, and looked up at they sky. "...Doesn't have any other friends." They said. "She's so isolated, she doesn't know that anybody else exists. She doesn't know about the SMP."

George started to connect all the pieces now. An isolated girl with no idea other people existed and saw a God as her only friend, only to get stabbed with a harsh lie.

"I started to realize that what I said must've really, really hurt her." XD admits, pressing the palm of their hand and pulling the grass up. "Now I'm scared to go back to her, and even if I do, I don't even know what to say."

"Well..." George starts, finishing off the rose and picking the petals in his hands. "...Do you see her as a friend or not?"

George looked up at XD. Even without any facial expressions, George could tell they were deep in thought.

XD finally speaks after a solid minute. "Well, yes, I do but..."

"But?"

"But I don't spend time with her. I just save her from dying."

George let's out a low hum. "Have you ever thought that maybe you save her because you care about her safety?"

"I... Now that you point that out, I think so." DreamXD says. They grow a brown mushroom from the ground and pick it, inspecting every detail of the plant. "But what should I tell her she's not alone in this world?"

"I think you should." George answers. "Maybe then, she'll make more friends. I think she deserves to know there's other people that would be very welcoming toward her."

XD nods, but they still look nervous. "Is there anything else you need to talk about?"

"Yeah." XD says, finally facing George and handing him the mushroom. George willingly takes it carefully in his hands and puts it in his inventory. "How do I say sorry to her? She'll probably be mad or- or she'll become distant. I'll lose her as a friend..."

"Well, you can't blame her for being a bit upset at you." George points out, waving a hand in the air and shrugging. "You literally told her you didn't want to be friends." DreamXD sighs again before letting out a nervous chuckle that quickly died down.

George continues. "What I think you should do is tell her that you're sorry and that you really do want to be friends." George picks up a rose petal and rubs the color off between his fingers. "Then you should tell her about the other people that exist. Maybe she'll want to come and meet some, right?"

XD sits up, regaining their posture. Their wings folded back against their back once again. "Yes, ok, that- that sounds good." They stood up, standing on their point-ended legs and opening their wings. "It's been a week since then. I think I should check up on Itura now. Probably overworking herself in a cave again."

"Overworking?" George questions, looking up at the tall god.

"Yeah, she's a very hard worker. Never gives herself any breaks or sleep." XD explains, looking down at George with their expressionless face.

George smiles. "Maybe you should give her a break day. Take her somewhere she enjoys and rebuild that friendship."

XD nods, letting out a hum. "That's.. actually not a bad idea." They admit, sounding more positive by their tone. "Thank you, George. I'll take your advice."

"Glad we could talk." George says, holding his hand out for a handshake. XD willingly placed one of their lower set of hands into his and grasped them, shaking George's hand. They let go, and so suddenly, XD teleports with a pop, leaving the mushroom brunette back in the afternoon sun. George was still tired, however, laying back down and closing his eyes, finally getting his rest.

[suenitos]

people thought it would be sapnap because of the dreamxd video. he implies sapnap would be great taking the titan down or something iirc. then dream's subreddit was like "dream please make george the next speedrunner" 😭

the onlyyyy fucking good thing those idiots are for

[tiniinbookland]

Hello :D

So the next question is a hard one:

What is your favourite Dream video?

I don’t know if I could answer this one myself 😅 But I’m excited to read your answers :D

Yesterday’s answers were way more diverse than for the George videos but one was mentioned quite often: We tried the Minecraft cookbook in real life! I guess we all like irl Dteam :D

Have a wonderful day 💙💚🧡

- 🌵

hei there :]

i fully thought i'd have a definite answer for thus one yesterday because i was gonna say one of the 5 Hunters Extra Scenes videos (even tho they're technically DreamXD videos) but now that i keep thinking about it i know i can't quite decide

the extra scenes are definitely up there, because they're once again the kind of silly goofy friendship fun and just sooo comforting to watch (i think especially the 5 Hunters Finale one because i love Sam being the only one knowing what's going on, it brings me so much joy)

obviously the manhunts are immaculate too but even there my favourite depends on my current mood haha

i think one i've rewatched a lot was the Random Item Challenge vs 2 Hunters, it was just so (you guessed it) fun and silly and oh my goofy snfies

same for the Survivor vs 3 Hitmen, i just love friendship fun oops xd

in conclusion, no absolute favourite, but a few i'd always watch first ^^

[covenofwives]

Interrogations

Dream knew DreamXD would come for him eventually after his stunt in the End. He didn't expect that XD would be so serious about demanding answers. Or expect for far XD would go to get them.

WOOOOOOO!!! Next part of the AU baby lets go! And perfect timing for this :D since people are making theories. Sadly this fic won't answer any but it has a lot of ticklings. And it takes place right after Dandelion Kisses.

Warnings for this fic: Intense tickling. Like it's called interrogations, it is very heavily a tickle torture fic. Dream is fine and safe but be careful when reading. Also warning for feet nibbles in this fic. It's not a lot or in great detail but feet nibbles do happen and I know that can make people uncomfortable. Again pls be careful when reading, don't push yourself to read something if it makes you uncomfortable.

Thank you and pls enjoy!

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Dream was still pulling dandelions and grass out of his hair by the time he and George had finished lunch. He’d left them in, as some sort of whimsy reminder of the day, but a few too many started tickling at his ears and he was pulling them out now.

George had left to meet with Sapnap. He didn’t know when he’d be back, but he promised not to mention anything about Dream. It wasn’t the right time and while George didn’t agree, Dream knew he wouldn’t break his trust.

Now all that was left was to figure out what to do for the rest of the day. Dream taunted with the idea of going out. He could cover himself up and walk around the SMP, not interact with anyone even though his whole being burned to. He wanted to know what was happening, to catch up with everyone. He had to visit Techno sometime and see where the piglin stood exactly. He had to get to the next part in his plans with Punz.

Punz…huh.

Dream hadn’t thought of Punz since their last meeting. Everything had been crazy and it felt like he never got time to think and sort everything out. Now Dream thought of Punz and a million questions popped in his head.

Where was the blonde bounty hunter now? They had a meeting plan in the snow and then that was it. It was supposed to be planned out from there but then Punz had vanished. He handed Dream those weird Ender Pearls and then he’d left. Dream was too excited with the new plan to really think properly. He should have sought Punz out, or at least planned a better way to contact him.

Maybe that could be the next plan. And George could help. A small list formed in Dream’s head while he walked from the kitchen to the main room then a sudden familiar pop sound filled the air, and Dream stood looking at DreamXD.

The God looked better than the last Dream had seen him. The torn up bloodied imagine of his brother was replaced with this. His cloak was completely fixed and the blood was gone. Dream glanced down at XD’s arms, only seeing the top set hang over his cloak. He couldn’t see the damaged one, and worried if it was still torn, bloody and limp. But he forced himself to look up, get his thoughts away from it.

If XD was here, there’s only one conclusion Dream’s mind leapt to.

He’s going to put me back in the prison!

Adrenaline coursed through Dream’s veins for survival. His legs screamed at him to run and he nearly did when XD rose up his arm. He thought it was coming to grab at him, but XD held up his palm like he was trying to sooth a wild animal and he spoke.

“I’m not taking you back to the prison. I’m not here for that.” XD’s voice rumbled behind the mask. That mask was once comforting to look at and now it filled Dream with anxiety. When the mask was on it wasn’t his brother speaking to him. It was the God of the server.

XD lowered his hand slowly and spoke again. “You are not going back there. But I need to talk to you.”

Dream’s heart thumped uncomfortably in his chest. He had practiced what he’d say to XD over and over again in his head but now given the chance his memory failed him. He opened his mouth and was cut off.

“How did you get to the End?”

Any hope Dream let himself had fell. So it wasn’t to talk, it was to get answers. Not a conversation Dream wanted but it was something.

“W-We…” Dream cleared his throat when he realised how hoarse his voice sounded. “I found a stronghold where the portal frames weren’t destroyed.”

“How?” XD asked suddenly.

A bead of sweat rolled down Dream’s neck. He wished he had his mask on to hide. It seemed unfair XD got to hide while he was forced to face this head on. “I just...searched for it. Went to stronghold after stronghold until I found it.”

“You? Not you and George?”

“No!” Dream quickly shook his head. “No. It was me. All me.”

“You…” XD repeated the word slowly. “So you went out and searched for the stronghold yourself, found it and then went back and got George?”

Dream realised his fuck up before XD finished his sentence. That wouldn’t make any sense time wise considering Dream and George travelled for a month.

“No I… I knew the area where to search. I got George and brought him with me while we went to the stronghold.”

XD hummed and Dream realised he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. His mind cursed himself. How could he be so calm and cool speaking to everyone else, but as soon as he had to talk to his brother it felt like his mind was mush and his mouth was full of cotton.

XD was silent for a long while before he spoke again. “How did you open the portal?”

A thousand lies ran through Dream’s head but before he could say anything XD cut in. “Do not lie to me about this Dream.”

Dream wanted to act in offence, but it wasn’t like XD was wrong. “I… I used those ender pearls. The ones in the portal frames.”

XD nodded slowly. “And where did you get them?”

Dream controlled his breathing. “I… I found them.”

“No you didn’t.” XD voice was harsher. “Where did you get them?”

“I made them.” It was partly a panicked response, but XD’s head tilted and Dream couldn’t tell if it was in consideration or not.

“Really?” The voice was dripping in sarcasm. He did not believe it. “How do you make them?”

Dream pursed his lips. Caught.

“Right. So. How did you get them?”

“I… I just found them. I swear-”

“Did someone give them to you?”

Dream thought he controlled his face enough to not let it slip away, but without his mask he didn’t have that assurance. Seems like his expression wasn’t controlled enough as XD quickly asked. “Who gave them to you?”

There was no point lying again, but if Dream told then Punz was in trouble. Probably worse than trouble. Punz would  be dead. “N-No-one! I found them. I knew you needed something for the portals and they fit.”

“Did this person also tell you where the stronghold was?”

His face clearly made a tell again because XD nodded. “Okay. So they’re the same person. Who is it?”

“I… It - N-No-one. It was all me.”

XD sighed. A sigh that was holding back frustration. “Dream, this is serious.” His voice was almost growling. “Whoever gave you those Eyes is dangerous. You could have been killed, or someone else might have followed you through. Or Dragon could have gotten out to the Overworld. So you need to tell me right now who gave them to you.”

Dream’s neck felt wet with sweat and his heart raced. He couldn’t sell out Punz no matter what. If XD was that mad at his own brother he couldn’t imagine the rage he’d have for someone unrelated to him. “No-one did…”

Dream’s voice wasn’t very believable, but he already knew XD didn’t believe him. He just had to outlast the God and show that he wasn’t budging.

Of course it was easier thinking that than actually doing it. Despite them being brothers, XD was terrifying and while Dream was sure XD would never hurt him, the aura from the God was…unsettling.

XD moved suddenly and if Dream wasn’t so used to XD’s tells he would have been caught instantly. The God leapt from his position, arms out stretched to grab hold but Dream quickly ducked under them. He pushed himself off the floor and ran for the door but he didn’t even make it half way before he was caught.

XD’s upper arms caught around Dream’s waist. The blonde didn’t even have a chance to struggle before his wrists were captured and Dream was pulled up off the ground, his arms held up high above his head. He kicked out his legs, but even as his foot hit into XD’s shins, the God was unmoved.

Undetered by Dream’s actions, XD brought forward his lower set of arms. His hands poised on either side of Dream’s ribs before digging in. His claws scribbling through the tunic over the ticklish bones.

“Pffftt! W-Wait! Wahahahait!” Dream laughed instantly with no chance to steel himself from the tickling. Honestly this wasn’t what he was expecting at all.

The tickling hands crawled up to Dream’s armpits, drilling into the hollows before skittering their way down and kneading at Dream’s hips. The trapped mortal threw his head back in a boisterous laugh that caught him off guard. XD usually teased his tickly victims into a frenzy but there was none of that softness. XD went straight in for the kill. His fingers crawled around to Dream’s stomach and vibrated over the quivering belly, drawing the laugh up to near hysterics.

XD lessened his tickling only slightly to whisper into Dream’s ear. “This doesn’t stop until you tell me who gave them to you.”

Dream gasped between his helpless laughter. He’s going to tickle torture me to find out!

The realisation kicked Dream’s body into survival. He tried to wiggle, kick and worm his way out of XD’s hands but it was no use. XD didn’t budge and hands tickling didn’t falter in their attack. They moved down, switching between scribbling over Dream’s tummy and kneading over his hips. He never stayed in each spot for a set time, moving rapidly between them or sometimes he’d give one more attention than the other. It kept Dream’s nerves constantly on edge and crying out for mercy when he thought it should be over.

Tears prickled in the corner of Dream’s eyes when XD finally stopped. Their hands pulled back but the hands around Dream’s wrists still didn’t move while Dream took in gulp after gulp of air.

“Pl…Plehease… Stop…” Dream gasped.

“Who gave you the Eyes, Dream?” XD voice was cold as they asked.

“No-No-one! Please XD just listen to me-!”

Dream was moved. From being hoisted in the air he was then laying on the floor of the cottage. By the time he realised it he was still trapped. XD sat over his legs, facing away from Dream and down to his feet. Dream immediately knew what was coming. He tried to jump up and make a grab for the back of XD’s cloak but his hands were tied. Literally. He looked up above his head to see his wrists bound together with rope that grew from the floor. Like tan snakes they weaved around Dream’s wrists and tied into a tight knot.

He tried his hardest to pull on the ropes, but it was worthless. His attention was drawn back to XD as the God began to slowly pull off his brother’s socks.

“XD! Wait wait wait! WAHAIT! Plehease!”

His brother paid no attention, throwing off the socks without hesitation. Dream curled his toes and tired to cover one foot with the other, but XD simply grabbed his toes. His foot was stretched out and his sole attacked. XD’s terrible tickly claws scratched up and down his foot, not focusing on one spot but just making sure the whole area was tickled.

Dream threw his head back into a laugh, which became a scream when his other foot was grabbed in the same way. Stretched out and tickled beyond reason.

“PLEHEHEHEASE! PLEHEHEHEASE! MERCY! MERCIHIHIHIY!”

It was only a matter of time before those claws would hone in on his worst spot. His laugh came out in high pitched squeaks whenever those claws brushed along his arch. It was like they were sending warning shocks through his body, alighting his nerves while taunting him: this is what’s coming. This is what you’ll be dealing with.

“Tell me who gave you the Eyes. And this stops.” XD slowed his fingers, softly scratching over the balls of Dream’s feet and just under his toes. It still tickled madly, but his laughter was soft enough to hear XD’s words and speak.

“EHEHEX DEHEHEHE! Ple-ehehe-eHEAHAHASE! PLEASE! I-I cahahan’t breheheheathe!”

“You can speak just fine. Talk.” XD replied coldly, and his fingers went down, just ever so slightly, closer to Dream arch.

“NOHOHO! PLEHEHEHASE!” Dream screeched. He tried to arch his back as much as he could but couldn’t do much with XD on his legs. “I CAHAHAN’T! EheheHEHEehehex Deheheheheh! Plehehehease!”

“That’s not an answer.”

With that XD’s nails went down, directly over the arches of Dream’s sensitive feet and scribbled.

Dream’s laughs came out in mix of silent screams and sudden bouts of hysterics. He wiggled, turned and kicked out any part of his body he could move. He couldn’t speak or form words, or at least not consciously anyway. His mind was overtaken by the shocks of ticklish energy. Numbing his thoughts and overriding every sense in his body to just feel the tickling.

He barely even noticed when two more arms sprouted from XD’s back. They pushed aside XD’s cloak, flexed their fingers before suddenly launching down and tickling into Dream’s tummy.

Dream didn’t think he could physically be tickled anymore than he already was, but it seems his nerves still had a ways to go. He could feel his mind slipping to the depths of insanity, forever feeling this endless tickling. It seeped into every thought of his mind, electrifying all of his nerves with no sign of rest.

The tickling must have stopped for a while but Dream was still laughing. Eventually his laughter died down to giggles and he noticed XD had moved off his legs. Not that it helped him in any way. His whole body felt like jelly, unmoving except for the few twitches he made. He could feel the tear streaks down his cheeks only because XD wiped them away. He was by Dream’s side now, wiping away the fallen tears with the back of his hand. The extra arms he sprouted were gone, but his mask remained on and his voice still cold when he spoke.

“Tell me who gave you the Eyes Dream and it’s over.”

Dream whined. “Pl…please XD…. I… I can’t….”

“Did they threaten you, Dream? Did they say something would happen to you if you told me? Or threaten George?”

It was the first time XD’s voice had gone soft through their whole conversation and Dream hated how much he leaned into it. He hated how his heart fluttered and yearned for that voice again, to hear XD be his brother.

“N-No…” Dream hesitated to say, and felt a cold sting when all softness from XD’s voice was gone.

“Then tell me who.”

Dream shut his eyes and shook his head. It was becoming unbearable to see that cold mask looking down at him. He heard XD sigh and then he moved. Dream’s nerves tingled with unknowing until he felt his tunic being pulled up over his tummy.

“N-NO!” Dream yelped, eyes shot open and he tried to curl up again.

XD was having none of it, easily stretching Dream out again and sitting on his legs. Now facing his stomach.

“PLEASE! XD!”

“I’m not playing games with you Dream. When you’re ready to tell me, this stops.”

He came down upon Dream’s stomach, who tensed up expecting raspberries blown across his skin. But it was not XD’s lips that touched his skin, it was XD’s fangs. The End God immediately began nibbling along the soft sensitive flesh and Dream lost it.

He screamed louder than he ever had. If he had any sense left to think he’d be thankful George’s cottage was in the middle of a forest. It must have sounded like he was being murdered.

Dream vision was overtaken with flashing colours, blinding white lights and spouts of darkness. His nerves felt alight with fire and electricity at the same time.

It felt like hours the tickling lasted for, but it was truly only a few seconds. Dream took in air like he had been drowning. His cheeks were wet with tears again and his hair clung to his sweat slicked skin.

The starry mask of XD was pushed up, revealing his lips set in a straight emotionless expression. Dream tried to plead again, but it came out in whimpers and XD spoke over him. “You cannot handle my fangs on your stomach. And that’s not even your worst spot.”

Dream cocked his eyebrow up in question. Or he tried to but he honestly wasn’t sure if it moved. His whole body felt like it wasn’t in his control.

“How are you going to last with those fangs on your worst spot?”

It look longer for Dream to connect the dots, and even then it didn’t fully click until XD moved himself off Dream’s legs and grabbed one of his ankles.

Dream wanted to jump away and fight with his full strength, but he was weak and his voice hoarse from all the laughing. He barely got his other leg up to kick before XD’s hand snapped on and held it down. His shouts for XD to stop came out more in a whimper.

“Plehehease! Plehehease plehehease dohohon’t! E-Ehehex Dehehe!”

“You know how to make it stop.” Was all XD said before the foot was raised up, and he opened his mouth for his terrifying fangs to grow long and sharper. They grazed across Dream’s arches, nibbling so softly and Dream screamed for as much as his lungs would allow.

His laughter came out in a mix of silence and screams. When his lungs could laugh no more his face was still an expression of hysterical laughter but no sound came out. When he got the smallest puff of air it wailed out his throat in pleading laugh-filled words.

“GREHEHEHEHEHEN! GREHEHEHEHEHEHEN!!! FUHUHUHUCKING STOHOHOHOP!”

The tickling did stop, but foot was held up to XD’s fangs. The God hesitated, having a silent debate with themselves and even if the tickling had stopped, Dream still felt no safer when he could feel the God’s breath over his foot.

He’s not going to stop!

Dream felt his chest tightening when XD slowly lowered his foot, calming him for a moment.

“You get a break, then this continues.”

Words had never felt so cold and terrifying. “Nohoho! Plehehease! You-You cahan’t!”

“I can, and I will. Until you’ve told me who gave you the Eyes, this doesn’t stop.”

“I-I can’t…” Dream blinked away tears in his eyes, unsure if they were from his tickling, or frustration. “I can’t tell you.”

“You have to, Dream.”

“You’ll… You’ll hurt them if I do…”

It was easier to read XD’s emotions with their lips shown. They pulled back, lips slightly parted in a silent gasp as they paused over the words. “I… I wouldn’t.” XD spoke after a moment to collect his thoughts.

“You will! You…” Dream rapidly blinked the tears from his eyes and looked up to XD. It probably wasn’t as impressive or serious as he wanted it to look. “You nearly threw me back in the prison, and I’m your own brother! You’d kill a stranger if they did the same thing!”

XD’s mouth fell open as though in shock, and Dream could only imagine it was a look of pain on their face. “I-I…” XD started then silently mouthed something. They looked down for a moment before bringing their face back up. “I would have… I would have never put you back in that prison. I… I misspoke.”

“You misspoke?! You said you’d have thrown me in the prison if you had the chance!”

“I wouldn’t have! I was…I was angry! I was terrified! Terrified I’d lost you. That I’d lose you!”

Despite how much his heart wanted to hold onto the pain and spitefulness, he could hear truth in his brother’s words. They had spent years together, learning one another's tells and XD wasn’t lying.

“That’s why I need you to tell me who gave them to you. If they know how to make them, or have some way to get them, they’re dangerous Dream. They nearly killed you.”

Dream’s head fell back in defeat. Of course, of course it wasn’t for Dream’s concern. It was to keep those stupid Eyes safe and out of everyone else’s hands. It was all to protect the End. Dream’s care was a second thought.

“I won’t hurt them, Dream. If it was one of your friends who gave them to you. I just want to speak with them.”

Part of Dream didn’t want to believe it, but he knew XD too well. The God wasn’t lying but doubt still prickled along Dream’s skin. It was hard to trust what he knew right now. His mind was still foggy from the tickles, and it was hard to think of XD showing mercy to anyone when it came to the End.

“You…you won’t hurt them?”

XD shook his head. “No.”

“Promise?”

“I promise you. I just want to talk to them.”

It was hard to believe, but the tickling of XD’s fangs along his feet were still coursing through him, lightly strumming his nerves with the memory. And he had a feeling XD wouldn’t show him mercy for his safeword again.

“P… Punz… It was Punz.”

XD’s reaction was a lot…less reactionary than Dream thought. The God seemed paused, like he hadn’t heard Dream and then he tilted his head. “Punz?”

“Y-Yes…?”

XD’s head tilted again, this time the other way. “Punz? Mercenary Punz? White hoodie wearing Punz?”

“Yes! How many Punz are there? That Punz, yes!”

XD leaned back ever so slightly, tilting his head up to the ceiling. He was still for a moment before looking back down to Dream. “You’re sure it was Punz who gave them to you?”

“Yes!” Dream huffed, frustrated.

“He didn’t give them to you from someone else? Did he make them?”

“He…well…” Dream pushed through the fog in his mind to think and remember. Punz had given him the Eyes but he hadn’t elaborated on how. When Dream went to ask, Punz had vanished. “I don’t know…” He admitted. “He gave them to me but I don’t know how he got them.”

XD paused again to think but after a moment his shoulders relaxed and his words came out softer, carried on a sigh. “Alright…”

Worry, dread and guilt pooled in Dream’s stomach. He’s sold out his friend over threats of tickling. “You won’t hurt him, right? You’re just talking.”

“I won’t hurt him, I promised.”

The ropes uncoiled from Dream’s wrists and disappeared. Dream hissed from the burn. His wrists were red and the skin was sensitive. He pulled his arms down, wincing slightly at the pain in his shoulder. XD must have let go of his ankles because he found his body curled up and then he was suddenly lifted into XD’s arms.

He didn’t fight the move, no matter how much Dream wanted to. This thoughts and feelings were still swirling around and confusing him. In his mind he wanted to still be angry at XD and scream at him for not listening, but his body just wanted to be coddled and wrapped up in XD’s cloak like he was a child again.

XD moved into George’s room and carefully placed his brother over the bed. Dream winced, when his wrists touched onto the sheets, but as he went to held them up they were gathered in XD’s hands. A tingling, ticklish feeling washed over Dream’s skin, and then the injury was healed and XD drew his hands away.

“You should sleep.” XD spoke. “Maybe get some water…”

Dream was tired, and his throat did feel scratchy from all the screaming. His body still felt weird, like the ghostly tickles were lingering on the edge, waiting to pounce him. Ghostly anticipation.

“Are you going to see Punz now?” Dream had to ask.

“Yes but…not to speak to him. Not yet. I’m going to try and find him and then decide what to do from there.”

Dream gave a silent sorry to Punz, wherever they were. XD promised not to harm them but he couldn’t help but feel he’d just gotten Punz locked into a future tickle torture session with his brother.

“Sleep.” XD said again and when Dream looked up he saw the God placing down a glass of water by the bedside table.

His throat cried out for water, but Dream ignored it and instead looked up to XD. “Will you be going then?”

“Soon…” XD nodded.

“Will you come back, or will you keep avoiding me?”

XD was taken aback by the question and even Dream was himself. He knew it was frustration but he couldn’t care less. He deserved to act a little petty.

“I’m not avoiding you…” XD sounded genuinely hurt which almost wavered Dream’s heart.

Almost.

“You haven’t spoken to me for a week, and the first time you do it’s to torture me to give up my friend.”

“This is serious Dream. If there are more Eyes out there or someone who can make them, it’s dangerous!”

“Then why didn’t you talk to me about it? Why didn’t you come sooner? Why did you make me wait and worry that each day would be the day you’d come back and drag me back to that prison?”

“I-I didn’t…” XD’s voice sounded hurt. “I needed to figure out what to say to you. I needed a plan for how to deal with everything.”

“Why do you need a plan for me?! Why can’t you just talk with me first?!  You’re my brother! We’re siblings, but you look for every excuse, every other way apart from just speaking to me! I’m your last resort to come to when you should have just spoken to me first!”

Tears flowed down Dream’s cheeks again and this time he didn’t have the tickling to blame. He never sobbed or cried though it welled up in his throat wanting to. Dream wouldn’t give XD that. He swallowed back his cries and shut his eyes.

He couldn’t hear XD move, but Dream just willed himself to believe the God had left. He kept telling himself that until he felt the hand run through his hair. It stopped at the base of his skull and scratched softly at his scalp. Dream couldn’t hold back the whine or gentle sigh that left him. He hated how easily he could relax in XD’s arms.

“I’m sorry, Dream.” XD’s voice sounded hoarse as well, like holding back a cry of their own. “I truly am. I don’t… I still don’t know what to do sometimes. I fear if I do one thing it’s not what you want, but then I end up doing the other and it hurts you still.”

Dream wanted to speak, but the scratching on his scalp made him too tired to think properly or form any words. He just felt the comfort of the mattress underneath him, the pillows under his head, and the warm blanket that suddenly covered him. Dream didn’t have to open his eyes to know it was green.

“I want to speak with you. Properly. I’ll speak with you soon. I promise. Sometime in the coming days…”

The words faded as did the rest of the world. The comforts and warmth all rolled into Dream as one, cradling him down into a soft gentle sleep.

His waking was not so soft. It was hand on his shoulder, rousing Dream from his slumber suddenly and George’s voice ringing in his ears. “Wake up! Dream!”

It took him a while to shake the sleep from his mind and blink himself awake. He felt groggy and unbearably thirsty. It was now night time. Candles were lit in the cottage to give it light and George was sat on the edge of their bed.

“Was XD here?” George asked frantically. “There’s a note left on the table from him. Was he here?”

Dream drank the water as George carried on. He was holding a note which he handed over when Dream asked for it. It was written in XD’s hand, though rather messily.

Dream. I meant what I said about speaking with you. I need to prepare things but in a couple of days I’d like to meet with you and we can discuss talking on fairer terms. If you ever need me before then, you can always find a way to the Glade and I’ll come to you.

Don’t worry about the prison. I’m taking care of that.

The last line cause Dream off guard. What did that mean? How was he taking care of the prison? XD never showed interest to the building, even when it had been Dream planning and organising it. He had waved it off as keeping neutrality then and even when it was Dream in it he sill refused to act.

What has changed his mind? Dream wondered. And what does he plan to do? What counts as ‘taking care of it’ to him.

“Dream!” George snapped, pulling Dream from his thoughts and reminded him he wasn’t alone. “What happened?”

It wasn’t an easily answered question, but it reminded Dream that George wasn’t here because of his meeting with Sapnap, and sparked a question.

“George! Did you go to the meeting? Was Punz there?”

“Punz?” George pulled and and raised one eyebrow. “Why you asking about him?”

“Was he?”

“No…well… That’s funny you should mention that, because Punz was supposed to be there but he never showed up. Sapnap seemed worried. Apparently Punz was helping with defences for the Kingdom a few days ago but he was acting off.”

Acting off? Dream thought. He wondered what would be considered acting off for Punz. The mercenary was a master manipulator, so it’s not like they’d be acting suspicious. But then Dream hadn’t given any plans out for dealing with Kinoko. He taunted about it to Sapnap of course but he had no plans at the moment for it. Especially not when George was so closely tied to it.

“Why are you asking about him?” George asked.

 “I… Well XD was here.”

“I knew it!” George climbed onto the bed. “It was so obvious! What did they say? They’re not…thinking of taking you to prison right?”

“No. I don’t… I don’t think so. But something did happen.”

“What?”

A blush flushed over Dream’s cheeks, but he cleared his throat and readied himself to explain. If Dream was going to go through with his plans, then he wanted George there by his side. And that meant telling him everything.

Dream sat up on the bed, faced George and began to explain.

[sunlitmcgee]

i feed a little more :]

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In a small kingdom not too far away, light seeped in through the curtains of a bedroom, creating a soft puddle of gold on the floor and a bit on the bed. Three rings were placed together on the nightstand next to it, and three bodies were cuddled together on the bed, soft snores coming from one of them. 

Quackity blearily opened his eyes, feeling Karl’s head on his chest and Sapnap’s burly arm draped over them both. He smiled, and thanked all the gods up above that, once again, he had not woken up cold and alone in his room in Las Nevadas, and instead nestled in the comfort and warmth of his husbands.

They had been married for about three years now. In the wake of Dream’s death, the entire SMP faced a visit from someone whom most of them had never even thought of – Lady Death herself (or, as Phil called her, Kristin.) 

She was rightfully angered over the fact that DreamXD had given the mortals the death book, and thus she had to take it upon herself to set the world back to proper order.

Which, hilariously, meant XD had been demoted, and another god had taken his place. Most of XD’s power was stripped from him, and was now on twenty-four hour watch from none other than George. 

This new God of Chaos was named Drista, and she was far more likeable than XD, in Quackity’s opinion.

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#5

Helping Hands

This was meant to be a small ficlet from this ask I got from @covenofwives, but apparently I have no self control and ran with it. I absolutely adore this, thank you coven!

From this prompt list: 9 - "tickle me?"

(lee!GeorgeHD / ler!DreamXD : 3k words)

HD had let out a long huff of a sigh - he didn't know what else to do.

When XD had come to visit him again, he was expecting it to turn out like it had many times before - XD's tickling fingers against his ribs, his laughter pouring out of him with no way to contain it. It had quickly become one of his favorite pastimes. However, it was different this time.

XD had been here for a while now with no indication that they were going to tickle HD. The deity told HD about things happening around the server, babbling on with stories that he couldn't begin to care about or focus on. His mind was purely stuck on one thing - tickles.

The smaller God racked his brain for ways to provoke XD. He had already tried interrupting them on multiple occasions, only to be talked over, or have his mouth covered by one of XD's giant hands. He had tried to poke at XD, getting a small chuckle from the God before they continued on with their story. HD was truly at a loss here.

He wasn't sure how or where he got the idea, but HD suddenly fell back dramatically, laying across XD's legs, his arms above his head. The sudden movement cause the deity's robe to move as well, exposing HD's lower tummy and sides. He tried to act as nonchalant as possible, biting his lip to stop a smirk from spreading - he knew this would get XD's attention. But to his complete surprise, XD looked down, chuckled and had the audacity to pull down HD's robes to cover the bare skin.

"HD, you're so dramatic. Let me finish my story and then you can whine about whatever it is that's bothering you, okay?" XD smirked and continued on.

HD gripped his hair tightly out of frustration, letting out another sigh and a groan. XD must be absolutely clueless! HD knew they were busy yapping away, but he would always get tickles, and a lot of them. He was sure his annoyance must be radiating off of him at this point, but XD just continued to smile, their fangs almost visible under the bottom of his mask that bobbled every time they spoke. HD's frustrations must have been louder in his mind than he thought, because he heard a sudden "poof" above him, eyes growing wider as he watched the scene unfold in front of him.

A white hand appeared, followed by another. They fussed with the brunette's hair for a moment before moving toward XD's top set of arms. They followed them down to each hand, gripping them and moving them towards the God that was currently sprawled across his lap.

"HD, what are your hands doing?" XD chuckled in amusement, allowing their hands to be pulled and eventually placed over HD's tummy. HD couldn't help but let out a squeak when he felt the sharp nails touch down over his robes. The smaller God shrugged his shoulders, refusing to look up at XD as the blush on his face grew a darker red.

"I-I don't know! They're idiots!" HD tried to play it off as if he didn't know what was going on, when it was the most obvious thing in the word.

Apparently obvious to everyone but XD, because the very next second XD moved their hands off of his tummy, giving a small "alright then" and continuing on with his story.

HD practically growled out in frustration, sighing and moving to sit up when one of his helper hands appeared again, pushing lightly at his chest to keep the God laying down. Four other helper hands were currently attempting to grab at XD's hands, pulling once more until they were planted on HD's tummy, only for XD to move them away a few seconds later. Another groan, another tug at XD's hands, another cycle of HD huffing and puffing when XD inevitably moves their hands off the smaller deity.

"It seems like your hands are trying to tell me something, HD. Is there something you want? Or something you need from me?" HD heard the low rumble from above him, continuing to cover his face as he had been out of pure embarrassment after the third or fourth time of this run-around. HD felt himself giggle nervously, cursing himself for not remaining calm and collected. He moved his hands away from his face after a deep breath, looking up at XD and shrugging his shoulders in fake confusion.

"I dont knohow XD, like I said, idiots." HD's voice had wavered, and he knew that XD had heard it but chose to ignore it on purpose. That's when the light bulb finally went off in his head - XD was ignoring him on purpose. His face was impossibly hot, he could feel the blush spreading to his neck and ears as he realized that XD had been playing him this whole time.

"They may be idiots, but it seems like they want something," XD began, bringing a hand up and tapping their pointer finger twice against HD's stomach, making him jump with a yelp. HD was impossibly flustered at this point, unable to stop the nervous giggles from fluttering up and out of him and allowing a few to escape from behind his hands that were again shielding his face. "Or rather, I guess it would be you who wants something, huh?"

"Nohoho!" HD was full on cackling at this point, moving to sit up but being pushed back down by one of XD's hands. He glanced up quickly at the God in confusion, his face immediately turning to a look of scared excitement as he watched XD bring one of their hands up to their face, no doubt making a show of admiring their own claws and wiggling them in a way that they knew would make HD's head spin.

"No what? No you don't want something? Or you do want something, and are too shy to ask for it?" HD's face dropped as he realized XD had him right where they wanted him. He let out a long whine, kicking his legs pathetically and pressing his hands harder against his face in hopes of pushing the blush back down. However, it was unsuccessful, and the blush only spread more as XD suddenly latched all four hands onto HD's tummy, causing him to shriek and kick out before the God even moved them.

"XDEHEHEE!" HD screamed out when the deity squeezed once, their top two hands settling on the middle of his ribs while the bottom two had settled on his lower sides, right above his hips. HD bucked up in surprise, feeling the sparks fly through his torso even though XD hadn't moved again after the first pinch.

"Yes HD? Do you have something you want to ask me?" XD leaned forward a bit more, now towering over HD, making him recognize how much bigger XD was than him - how easy it would be for XD to take him apart if he really wanted to.

"Nohohoho! XD stohop teasing!" HD whined through his hands, spreading his fingers a little so that he could see the hands resting along his sides, making sure he wouldn't be caught off guard again. He felt the vibrations of XD's laugh against his right arm that was pressed against the bigger God, causing HD to jolt away with another high pitched giggle due to how sensitive he was from all the teasing.

"I think you want to ask me something, HD," the cloaked God began, skittering their fingers slightly against HD's sides to watch him buck up again with a strangled laugh that he had attempted to gulp down. "I think you want tickles."

XD had known since the minute they walked into HD's cave of clouds that he wanted tickles - it had become such a routine thing for the two that it was an unspoken agreement to do it at least once every time XD came to visit. Today though, XD had seen how desperate HD had been and decided to make it into a fun game - well, at least a fun game for XD. And so they had acted oblivious to HD's advances and taunts, holding in the urge to jump at the bare skin of the smaller God's tummy in favor of continuing to tease him until he broke.

"I-Ihihihi don't!" HD managed to finally get out between his giggles, squeaking every now and then when XD's fingers would twitch. He was so on edge, even the clouds that grazed the back of his neck were making him squirm.

"No? You don't want tickles?" XD asked, watching as HD lowered his hands slightly, the cogs turning in his head slowly as he figured out what to say next. "Because if you don't want tickles, then we don't have to do it! That's no problem at all." XD smirked as he watched HD's face turn into a pleading expression, clearly fighting with himself on whether to suck up his pride and ask for them, or keep his tough facade up a little longer. XD could tell it was only a matter of time (and a few more well placed pokes) until he would absolutely crumble.

"W-Well Ihihihi…." HD trailed off, unable to say anything else before retreating back behind his hands. XD knew how embarrassed he was but was surprised when yet again four white hands appeared, gripping at each of XD's wrists and attempted to move them back and forth, they guessed as a way to see if it would tickle HD. But XD kept their placement of their hands firm, not allowing the ethereal hands to move them an inch.

"Go on?" XD prompted with a light squeeze, a bit softer and less teasy than they had been. They chuckled softly as HD let out yet another whine, the thousandth one in the past hour. XD reached up and gently moved HD's hands away from his face, audibly cooing over how red the smaller deity's cheeks were. HD had his eyes squeezed shut, too flustered and embarrassed to open them and face XD.

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#4

Mr. Kitzel

I got a very mean concept idea based off of this post from @cayjuno. I decided to put my own twist on it, so hopefully you all like it! (This is definitely NOT aimed at anyone specifically cough cough)

Dream, George and Sapnap come across a rather interesting find at the store, intrigued by the name of it. Dream puts it back, flustered and not wanting to look at it any longer, but George and Sapnap throw it back into their basket, forming a plan on what to use it for (or who to use it on) in their heads.

(lee!Dream / ler!George / ler!Sapnap : 2.6k words)

Dream didn’t understand why George and Sapnap had to drag him along to the store. He had just started to get into the new show he had been waiting to see on Netflix when the two barged into his room, practically dragging the blonde out of the house as he protested the whole way to the car. 

He now found himself aimlessly walking through the aisles of the miscellaneous store, mindlessly looking up and down all the shelves as something to do while Sapnap and George trailed ahead, talking between them about what they needed to make sure to grab. They had all turned down an aisle that contained self care items, including brushes, skin care, body lotion - those kinds of things. 

Dream was barely focusing on anything at this point, but suddenly something caught his eye. It was a back scratcher, something he had seen a million times before. But weirdly enough, it seemed to have a label with another language on it. He reached down and pulled the package from where it was dangling, bringing it closer to him to see if it was all in a different language. 

“Mr. Kitzel?” Dream practically jumped at the sudden voice coming from behind him, closer to his ear than he had anticipated. He turned his head to the side and met the dark brown eyes of George, who was smiling with his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. 

“Yeah, I’m not sure? I was trying to figure out what language this was more than anything.” George hummed in acknowledgment as Sapnap made his way over, taking the backscratcher from Dream’s hands and glancing over the words.

“I think it might be german? Hold on,” Sapnap reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone, unlocking it and bringing up his translation app. He let out a chuckle when he read what it meant, turning his phone slightly to show George which made him turn slightly red with a nervous giggle. Dream was now the only one confused, and he was now rocking back and forth on his heels as he anxiously waited to see what was causing them to react like that. 

“What is it? What does it mean?” Dream sounded a little annoyed, but he couldn’t help it! He was getting nervous, and he wasn’t exactly sure why. Probably because of the smirks George and Sapnap shared as they looked at Dream, the smaller of the boys shrugging his shoulders and handing Dream his phone. The blonde boy nearly choked, fumbling to give Sapnap his phone back when he read the translation on the screen. 

Tickle. The translation was tickle. The backscratcher was literally called “Mr. Tickle”. 

“What a funny coincidence!” George began, leaning closer to Dream and causing him to take a step back with a nervous giggle. “We know someone with a very ticklish back. Don’t we, Sapnap?” 

“I think we do, George!” Sapnap agreed, also taking a step towards Dream with a teasy tone in his voice. He laughed as he watched Dream turn impossibly red, clearly loving how much their words were impacting the taller boy. Dream rolled his eyes with a huff before snatching the backscratcher out of Sapnaps hands to put back on the shelf.

“Yeah yeah, whatever. Let’s just get the stuff and go, I wanna go back to watching my show and ignoring you idiots.” Dream hung the backscratcher back on the shelf before turning quickly on his heels, walking away from the flustering situation. George and Sapnap giggled to themselves as the oldest boy grabbed the backscratcher again, throwing it into the basket and hiding it under the items they had already grabbed. They then followed quickly behind Dream, silently planning on ways they can use their brand new purchase. 

After returning home, Dream placed the bags he was carrying in on the kitchen table before turning to walk back up the steps to his room. He heard quick footsteps behind him and he turned around, just narrowly avoiding Sapnap from lunging at him. 

“What are you doing you idiot?!” Dream yelled out, giggling as Sapnap held up his fists and punched at Dream’s biceps. George walked over to them, giggling and rolling his eyes at Sapnap’s childish playing. 

“Just hang out with us, Dream! You’ve been in your room all morning!” Sapnap whined out, slumping his shoulders and throwing his arms around Dream dramatically, pulling him into a tight hug.

“You’ll live,” Dream used both arms to finally pry Sapnap off and away from his body, George gripping onto the younger boy’s arms to hold him back from tackling Dream again. “I promise I only have a few more episodes and then I’m done! If you guys are streaming later when I’m done I’ll pop in then.” 

Sapnap was about to protest when George elbowed him in the ribs, making him yelp and turn his head to meet his gaze. Dream watched in confusion as they seemingly were communicating, Sapnap suddenly smirking and staying quiet as he finally turned back to Dream to give him a thumbs up.

“I might stream later, so that sounds good. Just message me when you’re done.” George said nonchalantly, turning to walk back into the kitchen to unpack the bags. Sapnap gave him one last smirk before turning and following behind George to help. Dream felt a slight shiver down his spine but pushed it out of his mind, blaming the stupid “Mr. Kitzel” for being so on-edge. He made his way up the steps and a few minutes later was settled on his bed, laying on his stomach with his laptop in front of him while he was completely engrossed in the show. So engrossed, it would seem, that he unfortunately didn’t hear his door slowly opening or the footsteps of the two boys who quietly made their way over to Dream. 

Dream let out a shriek at the sudden weight landing on the back of his thighs, feeling his heart rate increase as he jolted, almost knocking his laptop to the floor. He turned as best he could to see George straddling his upper thighs, smirking down at him with mischief in his eyes. Dream turned back around quickly, screeching again as he was met with two hazel eyes very close to his face. 

“What the fuck?!” Dream began trying to buck up in an attempt to knock George off of him, but George just reached forward and gave his sides two quick squeezes as a warning. Dream yelped, burying his head in the blankets below him to stop a laugh from escaping. It was silent for a moment until heard the rustling of a bag from above him, making him lift his head slightly to see what was going on. 

“Dream, you remember your good friend Mr. Kitzel, don’t you?” He suddenly felt his blood run cold as Sapnap held up the backscratcher from the store, now free from its packaging, and free for the two to use it however they wanted. His thrashing picked up, protesting between the nervous giggles that were now pouring out of him. 

“It looks like he remembers.” George teased from above him, bringing his attention back to the hands that were still gripped onto his sides. Dream stilled, hoping that if he’s able to act unbothered maybe they would leave him alone. He was sadly mistaken, throwing himself into fight or flight mode as he felt his shirt being lifted up above his shoulder blades, exposing the freckly pale skin of his back to the cold air. 

“Nohohoho no George plehehease! Plehease don’t!” Dream began to plead, not knowing what else to do besides kick his legs as hard as he could, hoping to catch George off guard and make him lose his balance. But while Dream was distracted with trying to knock George off of him, he suddenly felt a strong pull at both of his arms, causing his chin to drop against the bed as his arms were stretched above him. He was truly trapped now, barely able to move side to side at how stretched out he seemed to be. 

“Why are you saying ‘please’? Are you asking to get more acquainted with Mr. Tickle?” George teased, leaning down to speak directly into Dream’s ear, making him rub it against his arm with a giggle to relieve the tingles he felt from the vibration of George’s voice. 

“Nohoho! Fuck OFF!” he tried his best to sound aggressive, but it was pretty hard to pull off between all the high pitched squeaks and nervous giggles that he couldn’t seem to swallow. 

“That’s ‘Mr. Kitzel’, George! At least treat our new friend with some respect and say his name in his native language!” Sapnap gasped in fake offense, making George fall into cackles at the ridiculousness of the entire situation. 

“You’re right, thank you Sapnap!” Dream felt George lean back, settling into his place on his thighs as he began dragging the backscratcher down his spine slowly, causing Dream to scream out before falling into louder laughter, kicking his feet every few seconds to try and get the tickly energy out. 

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Soft Surprises

hello fwens my brain won't shut up and now you get this random drabble yay

George comes home to laughter bouncing off the walls of the entry way when he walks through the front door. He recognized someone was clearly losing a certain type of playful fight, only this time it wasn't the laugh he was used to hearing

(lee!Dream / ler!Sapnap : 1k words)

George coming home to the sound of panicked laughter wasn't a rare occurrence. He was used to getting home after a quick trip to the store or to pick up food for the three of them and finding the two younger boys wrestling around the living room. More often than not, it was past the wrestling stage and onto Sapnap being hoisted back onto the couch, being pressed roughly into the cushions as Dream drilled his fingers under his arms.

What was a rare occurrence however, was the high pitched giggles sounding like a particular 6'3 blonde man coming from one of the bedrooms upstairs. Feeling excitement in the form of butterflies, George quickly dropped the keys on the counter and raced up the steps as quietly as he could, trying to make the minimal amount of noise as to not disrupt the attack.

George of course had heard Dream being tickled out of his mind plenty of times, mostly at the hands of Sapnap or himself - sometimes at the hands of both. But Dream was normally the one holding them down, tickling them silly until they had tears in their eyes and the laughs went silent.

The laughter grew louder the closer George crept towards Sapnap's room, stopping a few feet away seeing that the door was indeed halfway open. He leaned forward to see if he could peek in, but realized the view of the bed was just out of his line of sight. He took another step forward slowly, finally able to see the two, and he was not disappointed. He felt a smile forming quickly across his face, practically bursting with giddiness from the adorable sight that was playing out before him.

Laying on his back against the covers was Dream, who had his head thrown back and his eyes closed with bright red cheeks, giggling like mad as Sapnap straddled his waist, lazily skittering his fingers along his lower tummy. George watched as Dream kicked his leg every few seconds, squirming slightly whenever Sap hit a particularly sensitive spot.

"You're such a puppy, Dream." he heard Sapnap chuckle out in adoration, the youngest boy looking at Dream with the softest eyes and the fondest smile George had ever seen. The blonde boy shook his head slowly, giggling a little harder as Sapnap walked his fingers higher up his stomach, bringing his shirt up to below his ribs to reveal the pale, quivering skin beneath it.

“Sh-Shut uhuhup! ‘M not!” Dream whined out between giggles, squeezing his eyes shut a bit harder when he felt his face heat up even more from the teasing. George watched as Sapnap went from light skitters to now prodding and kneading with a bit more pressure. Dream’s giggles turned to full blown laughter, causing him to shake his head quicker and kick both his feet against the bed.

“You are, look at you! You’re even kicking your feet while I’m giving you tummy rubs!” George smiled at the way Dream squeaked when Sapnap kneaded the spot under his bellybutton, loving whenever he made Dream do that when he would tickle him to tears.

“Nohohoho!” Sapnap continued to squeeze under and around Dream’s bellybutton, sometimes dipping a finger in quickly to make him scream and buck his hips. Sapnap continued to giggle along with Dream, teasing him as he continued to tickle all around the tummy below him. George giggled quietly as Sapnap continued to torment the blonde, loving how soft this whole situation was. But there was one thing that he couldn’t stop thinking about.

Dream hadn’t attempted to stop the tickling. Not once.

George had observed in the beginning how Dream had his arms laying on either side of his head while Sapnap was tickling lightly over his lower tummy. Dream’s fingers had twitched and he had made little fists every now and again, but the arms stayed put.

When Sapnap started moving up and using a bit more pressure to prod around the older boys stomach, Dream’s laughter had picked up and his hands had flown down to grip onto Sapnap’s wrist. George would’ve bet on anything that Dream would’ve pulled the tickling hands away, but instead he simply held on for dear life.

But no matter how much Sapnap tickled, Dream’s hands didn’t even come close to attempting to stop him. Even when Sapnap started kneading around the boys bellybutton, Dream had let go of Sapnap’s wrists and instead gripped onto the blankets below him, twisting the covers to release some of the ticklish energy flowing through him. It was almost as if Dream didn’t want to stop Sapnap.

It was almost as if Dream didn’t want to stop Sapnap.

George felt his cheeks heat up slightly, shaking his head slowly with the biggest smirk on his face as the realization suddenly hit him. He giggled quietly, turning on his heel and heading back down stairs to finish putting the things he had gotten from the store away.

When he reached the bottom step he heard a loud shriek, followed by a thud. George furrowed his brows and turned his head back towards the direction of the stairs, listening for more screams from the blonde boy. Instead he was met with silence, followed by loud pleading from Sapnap, and then a loud scream from the younger boy.

George rolled his eyes fondly, giggling to himself as he heard the familiar raspy laugh of Sapnap bouncing off the walls once more. He would pretend to be annoyed if anyone else was around, but he had to be honest - this was one of his favorite things in the world.

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156 notes - Posted March 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

PUNZ GOT SAPNAP

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More DSMP Blade System AU Red Banquet details! We'll start with who got invited and why.

c!Sam and c!Puffy got invited because they are the driving force behind Pro-Omlette and the Egg wants to shut that down hard.

c!Ponk gets invited to mess with Sam. Oh, he joined the Egg's side and is a spy? Well, that'll just mess with Sam even more!

c!Niki basically got invited for the same reason, except they're trying to get to Puffy. The Egg did not know about the Syndicate or realize that Niki was close to Techno, or they would've had her stay home.

c!Foolish getting invited messing with Puffy is more of a bonus than anything. The Egg has heard about his search for godhood and got curious.

c!Sapnap gets invited because he is one of the few ties that c!Ant, c!Bad, and c!Skeppy still have to the rest of the DreamSMP. Controlling him will make them easier to influence. Bad was able to wriggle out of this, but it did make a good excuse to get Punz out of the way for a bit, and the roses c!Hannah has helped plant around Kinoko Kingdom are enough of a timebomb/trap to satisfy it for now.

c!Eret got invited because they are the King, even if the King doesn't really have any power. The Egg likes breaking things, and Eret's sense of self and purpose would be an easy one. Eret is also vocally Pro-Omlette, more than several of the others.

c!George, c!Ranboo, and c!Purpled are where things get complicated.

c!Ranboo has occasionally turned up where the Egg can observe him as ew!Ranboo, complete with a Resonance with c!Dream (they were testing if Blades can switch Drivers without reverting to core crystal). The next day, the Egg observed c!Punz as being in a chain Resonance with Dream, and Purpled as the Driver at the head of that. Since none of the Eggpire know about the Memory Patch, or that Dream is volunteering for these experiments, it looks pretty sus. Like, killing a newly Awakened Blade maybe a day after you Resonated with them and they're still in the blind obedience phase. Multiple times. Over a short period. Like, bad and Skeppy don't really have their own thoughts or even private thoughts anymore, but their outsider perspective absolutely has them interpreting it as an abusive relationship, as far as Blades go. Shutting that down and maybe getting access to Dream is why Ranboo gets an invite.

Purpled did not get invited to the Red Banquet so they could kill him. On the contrary, the Egg wants to basically imprison him right next to it and the altar, so that when the Egg gets the powerups from the murder, Purpled is getting splashover effects from this. If that is not enough to corrupt him, the Egg has...

George! Who is slated to get murdered last in the program of events. See, DreamXD is being much more subtle with George as compared to c!Karl. The Egg does not know they are in contact. The Eggpire is made in large part from the original friend group, and they all know how DNF is. George is slated to get murdered last, and if Purpled hasn't joined the Eggpire yet, they are going to tell George that they are doing this because they are trying to reclaim Dream (from Purpled specifically). The idea is to get George mad enough and out of sorts enough that he comes back and succumbs to the Egg. Then they can send Eggpire!George out to retrieve Dream. They'll still be out Punz, but if they have Purpled and then Dream's core crystal, the Egg assumes that Punz will willingly walk into a trap so they can kill him and get him reAwakened by another Eggpire member.

Other non-invite details under the cut:

The new timeline has the Red Banquet taking place late June, early July. Because of that, c!Quackity has already found and Awakened c!Slimecicle as his Blade. c!Slimecicle is noteworthy in that he is the original volunteer for the Blade Memory Patch project, and is a bit weird for a Blade as a result. He's classified as a tank/lightning Blade, and I want to say he is more of the "debuff the enemy" type of a tank than a "absorb all hits" type.

Slime's Soul Weapon is a sword. His core crystal is green, though not quite the same shade as Dream. Since both Blade and Driver can carry and use the Soul Weapon, Quackity comes to the Red Banquet with a sword with glowing green aether lines. He is bluffing on the idea that he has found Dream and Awakened Dream. It very nearly causes a fight with Techno when Quackity goes to recruit him. It does cause a fight with Sam, after the rescuing is done and the Eggpire is running. Quackity is outed as being a Driver to a Blade, though he does not say who the Blade is, other than Not Dream.

The Red Banquet is actually when a lot of people find out about the Blades on the server. Skeppy lets loose from where he's sitting on top of the Egg. He's tossing around homing arrows and Shredding Winds. Unfortunately, the close quarters makes Meteor Storm nonviable. Techno uses his basic shuffle technique to raise barriers of dirt and stone for protection. This is the first time most of the attendees have seen Skeppy let loose and the first time anyone has seen Techno pull out the magic. Techno even goes so far as to pull his Soul Weapon, and the two wreck the place quite a bit before the Eggpire retreats. Suddenly, Quackity and George are recalculating a lot of things that they thought they knew about Techno.

In the aftermath, Quackity's going to have a lot of fear about how easily Techno could've wrecked L'Manberg, the mysteries of why he didn't, and what that means for Las Nevadas. Sam starts thinking that Techno is just a bit too dangerous, but he doesn't know who the Driver in this relationship is because he is aware that c!Philza is also a Blade. George is going to be comforted a little by the fact that Dream didn't ditch him to go be Techno's Blade, but that doesn't help the overall feeling of abandonment caused by Dream being dead and missing.

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Sapnap and Punz are sparring in Kinoko Kingdom to make up for missing the banquet. After a fairly simple exchange, Punz stumbles and drops his sword. Sapnap thinks he might've really hurt him by accident, but Punz isn't looking at Sapnap. Punz is looking towards the Eggpire, and his face his pained. Sapnap has never seen him looks like this before.

"Purpled?" It's gasped, like Punz has no air left in his lungs. One arm wraps around his stomach like he's clutching a wound. The other reaches towards a gleam of blue at the base of his throat. Punz glimmers and is gone, snuffed out like a candle, and an indigo core crystal hits the ground where he was standing.

Sapnap is torn up about this. He keeps losing his people. Bad and Skeppy have a cult and he is apparently not welcomed. Ant has sided with Bad and Skeppy. Red is dead. Dream is dead, more recently, and his core crystal is missing. Alyssa left. He never sees Callahan. Quackity left, too. Karl is forgetting things. And George has been sleeping every since Dream. And now Punz?

On one hand, the right thing to do would be to track down Purpled and give him Punz's core crystal. On the other hand--Sapnap doesn't really know Purpled. He didn't know Punz was a Blade, let alone his Driver. He doesn't know where Purpled can be found. Can't he keep just one friend? Even if the Punz he Awakens from the core crystal is not the Punz he just lost, it will still be Punz.

Core crystals usually take about 3 days before they can be Awakened again. At least Sapnap has a little time to think on it.