#newt hates pumpkin seeds

[flock-talk]

Toto was being weirdly possessive over his veggie dish which is so weird bc Toto usually gives up anything and everything for the love of his husbird so I peeked over to help them out and see what’s going on

Toto’s veggie dish had a secret megaload of pumpkin seeds (Toto’s fave)

We have finally established one single thing Toto cherishes more than Newt

[carmelloyello]

imPeaching a Pumpkin

Once upon a time, a Trumpian Pumpkin was running real rotten, Giving out Blumpkins to all of the Russians. Gypsy grabbing, back stabbing, pill head filled his patch with newts, flies, and toads, it's right to refute this fruit’s overripe stank that spews from its orifices out of each, dank pore, Sad that half of us won’t fact check, and want another Four more. ~~~~~~~ Nicknames for colleagues are as cool as Nickelback, yet you still tweet ‘Cryin’ Chuck’, and such, you ‘Lyin’ Fuck,’ as you shit stacks from a feast of McDonald’s and some dick on a spit, Creating a full on tar pit of lies and old fries. Nicknames for colleagues are as cool as Nickelback,yet you still tweet ‘Cryin’ Chuck’, and such, you ‘Lyin’ Fuck,’as you shit stacks from a feast of McDonald’s and some dick on a spit, Creating a full on tar pit of lies and old fries. Is this why your illegal third wife lives another life Away from the hate, Alone with your son in a different state?

~~~~~~~ Your fate in history is sealed with laughter, not With, but At, because your Act will age like milk, The Swamp you sown with slimy silk is the ilk Of the pissed off man-boy Apprentice, Orange somedays, Red as Satan these, Your record reminds me of the Pastors that mastered pedophilia, while your People hide your Crimes behind a Confession Wall, That you’ll never get to build haha! ~~~~~~~ All I can smell is the cesspool of a fool. I detect a foreign German gourd in a suit, Respect the orange Sermon, with his seeds on your chin. Keep the greed. Swallow the sin. Spin this the other way the Party of hypocrites would be crying for Tea, throwing fits, banging pots, covered in their own pee. ~~~ The defensive Red-bottomed monkeys are seriously so funny, They Pray to the Pumpkin, but end up as his dummy.

~ Carmelloyello