#new orleans wttsh

[kaz-playz]

alright. you've mentioned Houston/New Orleans and Houston/Miami- any headcanons for either of those ships? (or Houston/New Orleans/Miami :D)

specifically- who asks who out and how do they do so?

I love polyships so I'll do

HO/NO/MI

Ok so i mentioned how Houston is a big flirt. BUT

When others genuinely flirt back w her she bluescreens.

So in this scenario New Orleans and Miami were already a thing. They tag team her.

Like full force date ideas, innuendos, the whole nine yards.

Our girl Houston is just like

She's so stunned and flustered.

NO & MI: "we're in love with you and we want you so bad. Will you be our girlfriend?"

HO: hnnnnmmmmmrrggggnngggg

HO internally: YES????? WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING KISS ME ON THE MOUTH RN?????!?????? I WANT TO TAKE YOU BOTH DANCING AND CRY ON UR SHOULDERS IN PURE ADORATION I LOVE YALL???

*After this they cuddled it was so cute*

Once they start dating tho the awkwardness slowly dissolves and she's worse than both of them combined.

Im talkin waist grabbing, neck kissing, everything else under the sun. She loves her gfs theyre warm n soft and nice to her <3

[dailymothanon]

would you ever design new orleans? i think they would look interesting in ur style... (although im mainly thinking abt the new orleans from american horror story /autism i am not that knowledgeable about actual new orleans)

Ohh yes ofc ofc ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ wish I did more gold and green in her design because 🤔 mardi gras and such, but I like how she ended up for this quick concept! Idk Louisiana as a whole just gives me so much purple vibes that I forget to use the other colors 💔 anyways also ty ty to @ghost-jamie for the hair and fits inspirations!! I’m certainly gonna try the other clothes too

[kaz-playz]

any spare New Orleans headcanons? :D

Uhhhhh. Would you be mad if i told you I made these up on the spot?

She hears just about everything. She just minds her business.

Friends with Salem who i hc as Pagan.

She practices Wicca

Lowkey a little clairvoyant but sike, she just has strangley good foresight.

Sorry I have so little, i started drawing blanks. honestly you would have been better off asking me about one of the characters I have brainrot for 😞

[kaz-playz]

In my hc

Despite Houston, Miami, and New Orleans being who they are, theyre really normal as a couple. Like that's their archetype.

Their high school superlative was "most likely couple to be on national news for a crime" but they are just GIRLS.

They live normal lives. Together at least. Separately? They are deffo wanted criminals.

But like at home-

New Orleans is reading a magazine, socked feet propped up on the ottoman. It's January so Miami is wrapped in a light blanket wearing footie pajamas, curled up in a ball, and nursing a hot chocolate. Houston has her own throw blanket, oversized hoodie, and hot chocolate and is curled up into miami picking something to watch.

And its just different versions of that but like appropriate for the rest of the seasons.

[kaz-playz]

I had a hellish thought and I'm making you all suffer with me for it

(Around Christmas time)

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*Miami is on call with the main 6 with major cities in the background*

Houston, distanly: MIAMI! HELP! FUCKING COME HELP ME!

*NYC comes downstairs*

NYC: Why the fuck are you yelling?

Houston, on the verge of tears: JUST COME IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN-

Texas, over the phone: Was that Houston? What's goin' on?

Miami: Yeah that was Houston. I'm gonna go see whats up. You wanna come with or wait for me to call back?

California: Stay on the phone, I wanna see whats wrong.

*Miami goes to the kitchen where Houston's voice came from and sees New Orleans, NYC, and Los Angeles standing there in shock*

(Extra backstory: Houston was in charge of the turkey and most sides for Christmas dinner and all that. Houston is accident prone.)

DC: what's going on?

NYC, to Houston: How the FUCK. Did you get your hand stuck in the Turkey snatch?

Houston: 1. Ew don't call it that. 2. I DONT KNOW I WAS TRYING TO GUT IT!

New York: I'm sorry, her arm is stuck where?

Los Angeles: ...Her hand is stuck in the turkey vagina...

New Orleans: How did you manage this...

Miami, laughing: Does that even matter right now? She got her fucking hand stuck in TURKEY COOCH

Houston: STOP SAYING IT LIKE THAT, ITS GROSS!

Miami, to Texas: Texas, when you said she was accident prone I didn't think you meant this.

Houston: Did you just say Texas?

Houston, Horrified, Voice cracking: IS MY DAD ON THE PHONE?!

Miami: Yeah dude. They all are

*Hellos are said yadayada*

Houston, getting increasingly more impatient: Now that we're all caught up. CAN SOMEONE GET MY HAND OUT OF THE FUCKING TURKEY BEFORE IT FREEZES OFF? THIS DAMN THING IS COLD

NYC, chuckling: Yeah don't worry sis we'll get you out of the turkey cooch

Houston: I hate all of you. Im never cooking again.

New Orleans: Yeah I think that was pretty obvious.

Los Angeles: I hope you know we're still using this turkey for the dinner.

Miami, snickering: Good, I expect it to be *extra* ~Tender~

Houston: Miami, if my finger freezes off because you fuckstains waited to help me im going to make you eat it.

Miami: Ok pissy. I gotta hang up the phone.

Miami, to the main 6: Bye dads see you later I gotta go before Houston has my head

*main six says bye except Florida and Louisiana and probably someone else that wasn't here lol*

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I could add more/improve this but its long and m tired. END FOR NOW.