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I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol
#sculpture#ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything#into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol#items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on#anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom.#fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig.#I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft#WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet#but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm#but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets#at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal..#anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe#The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside#that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue#and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them.#It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell#the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm#I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition#OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting#tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol
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Oh if you caught the “Clown Meat” Easter Egg in Mouthwashing and aren’t in the know about it, Clown Meat isn’t a saucy joke or word play, those are gaming magazines, Daisukes gaming magazines feature currently in development game “Clown Meat” on the cover
Where you play as a weird little Clown made of Meat platforming across a devastated world to find an enormous clown that came to earth from Jupiter. It’s horror, but heartwarming, I recommend AlphaBetaGamers playthrough of the Demo if anyone’s interested in checking it out
#Mouthwashing#Clown Meat#small post#I don’t have the energy or focus to ID the image at the moment I’m sorry#there’s a girl who was kidnapped as a child when the clown came down#and used for sex. they cut off her legs and named her titties. she was saved by a big man who speaks in poems#Clown Meat can befriend her and they’ll give her a new name#there’s also a character in the second city who has Down syndrome and he’s cool#and a polyamorous couple who lost their wife#trigger warning for some mild transphobia from a character named knives though#there’s a conversation where she equates gender to genitals#she’s really mean to Clown Meat#anyways it’s really cute and I didn’t think I’d enjoy it as much as I did and that was just the demo
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@cxncrie asked:
“Where did you come from?” { Nimue @ Mammon }
Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters (Always Accepting)
He glanced around quickly, it wasn't like he came here very often, hell he hardly left his ring, or so it felt.
Where did he come from? What kind of question was that
He had to do a double take because he hadn't looked far enough down the first time, shit, she was a little one wasn't she.
"Oi, you're a tiny one, mate."
#dont you wish you could be somebody{| mammon| interaction|}#cxncrie#((Tumblr don't you fuckin dare eat my tags))#(( Mammon having the adhd momment of oh cool new tiny 'thing' and dropping his brain cells for half a second))#(( only thing I could think hes doing is looking for 'fresh meat' ))
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Thinkin about merperson shark max and marine biologist daniel
#cold water shark merperson max in the north sea swimming along the Dutch shoreline#marine biologist Daniel on summer holiday with uhhh Oscar and Logan to Amsterdam#but daniel drags them to the coast to nerd out abt the different sea life there#and sees a cool shark dude jumping out of the water and biting a seal and dragging it down and gets obsessed#the next day daniel brings a tub of raw meat or something to the beach and waits for the shark dude max to return#max and some other merpeople in the area (more of the drivers)(the french & english & germans & Kevin) surfacing to start a hunt#and max instantly swims towards the People Who Hurt Us Place bc he smells fresh meat#while like Esteban and Pierre try to hold him back#daniel throws the meat wad out to the water as he sees the shark dude approach#but max jumps up and catches it midair and lands on top of daniel while monching the shit out of it#Daniel’s excited but stays calm even when Max starts biting his legs bc he knows sharks use their mouth to explore new things#freaking out the other people on the beach and Oscar and Logan who think he’s a maniac#underwater communication is through body language (& sonar but that’s for other fancier merpeople) so Max can’t quite talk to daniel#but there’s a few translation guides on merpeople body language of all areas on earth#so daniel can bare his teeth and scrunch his face up and move his arms in a way that max understands#so now Max becomes obsessed with him because there’s a human from the People Who Hurt Us place who can actually talk to him#and daniel cancels the rest of his summer break plans to learn everything he can about his shark dude#including what happens during mating season#lol#but my mind is going off and I gotta dump it somewhere#maxiel#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#mv1#dr3#em fic posting#I shoulda put this in the post itself and not tags
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ok because i’m on the train and i just bought some what do you think the best post apocalyptic rugelach filling would be. (if you don’t know what rugelach is, click that wikipedia link, or the truncated version is it’s a filled small pastry originally from jewish communities in poland but now it’s made all over the world and people put all sorts of fillings in them. the filling can be jam, nuts with spices, flavored pastry cream, or even savory fillings. the kind i just bought are chocolate, in case you’re wondering.)
#fnv#fnv poll#fallout new vegas#fallout new vegas poll#btw in the other option i know not everyone knows kashrut (hewish dietary laws) but try not to include insects meat+dairy combo or meat from#predators because those aren’t kosher thank uuuu i love you i hope you have fun thinking about post apocalyptic pastries#i think having a ton of different bakeries in post battle of hoover dam vegas would be so cool#there’s really not a lot of food or clothing vendors in the mojave which i talk about a lot. i think it’s because (no offense lol) the game#was mostly made by cis white guys and as a demographic cis white gamer guys tend to not think about how clothing and food get made. like#the amount of effort that goes into feeding and clothing a community is generally one of the largest jobs. because it’s hard and labor#intensive. so while there are tons of food stands in freeside and vegas there’s still not like clothing stores which is weird. and in the#rest of the mojave there’s really not a lot of food vendors. like in novac there’s genuinely no food vendor. there’s a food tent with a#stove and a lady who stands there all day. but you can’t buy food from her. and no one else sells food unless cliff happens to have some#randomly. and there’s only one couple in town who raise like 5 livestock. so where the fuck do they all get food. no wonder carla hated it#there there’s no food no water just dinosaurs and radioactive junk#anyway i’m going off on a tangent
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tbh replaying pmdgti makes me curious if any good pmd rom hacks are out there
#also wonder if anyone's hacked conquest#sometimes a difficulty boost to pmd is desired#i saw a cool pmdeos hack that adds more post gen 4 starters#but i want a bit more than that tbh#also conquest can still be pretty challenging to this day#especially after you beat what is essentially the fucking multiple hours long TUTORIAL CAMPAIGN#and start getting into the actual meat of the game#...now i wanna replay conquest#use one of the pokemon event codes to get a cool mon for my character to bond with#i actually have an old conquest oc that's bonded with a gible and deino#using the dragon pseudolegends in the game from start to finish is fun#even though they're powerful the game gives you plenty of powerful opponents as you go to start humbling you lmao#plus the rng of evolving some pokemon like whether you even get the special merchant to show up#to buy evolution items#they should make more pkmn side games man#i love the rescue team remake and technically the legends series is a side game#but i crave pokemon being used in different mechanics#new ranger game when...#you could easily make a ranger game using gyro controls#like okami hd port does with the joycon controls#it'd be fun!#or just use the joystick to do circles#or in handheld the touch screen#possibilities.#HIRE ME#hades.txt
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His ass is NOT HUMAN❗❗❗
#muse arg#happy meat farms#spongebob theory arg#don't feed the muse#alex bale#dftm#alex bale fanart#alex bale arg#doppelganger alex#web series#arg#arg fanart#muse arg fanart#artists on tumlr#tumblr artist#the overlay effect in ibispaint my new favorite effect it's so cool#he did nomnom on Alex Bale
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okay I forgot about this account FUCK
I am more active on shitter than this website what's wrong with me???????
not deleting this account but the reason why I stopped posting there is because I am LAZY when it comes to posting on different sites and it becomes tiring when I do that a lot so that's why lol.
yeah I might post stuff again but with less activity idk, I'll see in the future.
#still fuck shitter tho I am a HATER#I just want a new alternative for shitter already.....#there is already called whipsy but it's currently in beta or something from what i've heard#so I can't make an account in there YET#I have patience so i'll wait...#also limbus company is a cool game I think you guys should check it out tbh#and labotomy corporation you should play that one FIRST#haven't played library of ruina yet tho...#and plz subcirsed to my chanel#I need french meat
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I do often Wonder who first figured out things that have become seccond nature to us. Like making tools who figured out obsidian is so sharp who first made fire, who figured out seeds. I have no doubt in my mind that they could and they did. I guess I’m just more curious on the specifics of how they figured it out.
#ryders rambles#like how did they come across this discovery#how did they spread that information who helped them figure it out was it a Group effort solidarity did some kid drop a plum and notice 10#years later there was a tree there#I don’t wanna come off as#oh conspiracy theory aliens or whatever more I’m saying wouldn’t it be so cool to know the exact details of how we first figured out how to#make a knife#like it’s wild man#this shit that’s so seccond nature to us was once new and exciting isn’t that WILD like the wheel was once invented#I don’t think we give early early civilian enough credit man if I looked at a rock my fist through wouldn’t be#what if i sharped that to a point and threw it at things I want to kill it would be OH SICK LOOK AT THAT ROCK#I could fucking never so impressive.#like everything that is familiar to us was once new and I know that’s a simple concept but in action it’s wild to think about#writing system where once new (multiple times tbh denpending on where u are)#cooking meat was once new#I’m jumping around here time wise but I hope u get the picture#art was once fucking new isn’t that insane
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ITS CALLED IMPROV, POMNI
#HOLY SHIT NEW TRAILER#pomni's lines i can't#“...and i've been teleported to a meat freezer. cool.”#i love her#tadc
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frustrating how so many craft books have a section about "how to sell what you've made"
like on one hand i get it because the person writing the book has obviously made their craft a full-time job. and they might have some tips and tricks that might be useful, and there are people out there who might be trying to start a small business out of it
but on the other hand it's just exhausting and feels like another voice saying "what's the point of having a hobby if you're not going to monetize it"
#the one of those that rly boils my blood. that i still think about all the time. almost ten years later#the art of language invention by david peterson lmao. fuck that. it is NOT actually a helpful resource if youre trying to get into conlang#in the intro he pretty explicitly was like 'yeah i'm only writing this bc the publishing house approached me bc#i made up some languages for the game of thrones show and that's popular so they thought it would sell'#the meat of the book itself is pretty rudimentary stuff iirc. 'here's the ipa chart. this is what a morpheme is.'#some cool stuff in there about how to build your own font and mess with the kerning to make cursive but it was a program i dont have so#and at the end. hoooooo boy. this is where u can tell they told him to put in this kind of section bc he basically straight up said#'if you're reading this because you want to learn how to build a fantasy conlang dont bother :)#if you weren't on this specific forum in 2002 youll never get it. just hire a Real Conlanger instead'#like. that absolutely colored the rest of the book preceding it bc the entire thing was stuff i had literally just learned#in the intro to linguistics class that inspired me to want to learn how to make a language. so it was nothing new#and the added antagonism of basically saying 'if you dont already know how to do this IM not gonna help bc you'd be competition'#again i understand why he had that attitude bc that's probably how the publisher pitched it in the first place#'this is going to be a book for the average joe who knows nothing about language mechanics and might have aspirations#of writing a story with its own language (because obviously gameofthrones was the first to do that /s) and is wondering how to do it'#but just a very weird attitude to have#mine
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wish i had a 3 piece full course meal in front of me so bad rn
#i need to save mony this month i had to pay off uni this dec and#it's not the end of the world but it def made me a lil anxious and i want to save up a lot more this month to make up for that#bc it was almost 400e. but like#warm food. in front of me. soup n salad n meat and dessert. im fucking begging#and i spent money 2 days ago and my math crunching insides determined cool so no money spending until saturday#and you know what. fucking whatever sure#i wish i had rights to the student cafe still im soo craving a good lunch rn i could cry#questioning if i should make a commissions post but i have nothing new in my portfolio so :((((
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Best thing about working at a dispensary is I've noticed when I fuck up slightly/miss an item people like?? Tip me better? As long as I'm apologetic and get the other teansacti9n going quickly no one has gotten mad at me for that + I just got an extra dollar that way 💖😎 It's like when I do dumb shit it proves I actually use the product and my suggestions are trustworthy lmao
#literally my job is so fucking fake#i get paid to say dumb shit + suggest/research weed lmao#tbh the science is really cool and I like learning about new studies/developments in our understanding#but also people say shit like 'I need to chill but not chill Too Hard after work what do you have for that?'#and I'm like 'ohhhh let me getchu this strain' meanwhile I've been a heavy sativa smoker for 10 years#it's the same energy as me hyping the meat pizzas/sandwiches when I worked in a bakeru#like sometimes I give my real suggestions but 70% of the time it's shit I won't use unless i get it as a trade sample#ANOTHER very fake part of my job#weed samples to actually review. the fact this is all real is insane.#personal
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if anyone needs me i will be rewatching trigun 98 and tristamp over and over until my brain explodes
#had a bad time in therapy today sigh#first time i cried in front of the new therapist wooooooooo#and we havent even started talking about the painful stuff yet. how tf am i gonna handle that#(spoiler: im not <3 we dont have to talk abt it if i never bring it up)#also being. slammed with nostalgia (/neg) and i cannot get rid of it and it fucking sucks#got a. bad taste in my mouth. from like. everything rn#anyway. if anyone needs me i will be bolting myself into a shitty tin can and sending myself to the bottom of the sea.#not to see the titanic bc im not dumb and full of hubris. but just like. in general#im down there now. i want to fucking explode#sorry bad joke <3 i wanna kms so bad. i wanna wake up tomorrow and be in a universe that is Not This One#aaughrggghrghr. im angry and j dont know what im angry at . i wanna. fling myself into space#so instead i will watch trigun and if i start posting about max in the next day or so well can you blame me.#i hope someone draws him for artfight. specifically. hes rlly cool#i have his page uploaded already but im sooooo bad at making descriptions#oh fuck i also learned how to fucking tag things on artfight now omg. i didnt know that was a thing.#how did i do three years of this shit and not TAG anything. what the fuck#anyway. wish i was a guy covered in blood rn. maybe i should watch hannibal instead#is it time to bring out ol reliable and watch the stab scene from mizumono on a loop again#and perhaps i will listen to sodikken misery meat and people eater. idk. spice it up a little#girls when they say they want to be held: screenshot of the way hannibal holds wills face before gutting him like a fish#im feeling rlly normal rn if you cant tell
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i can't find it but ages ago (like several days) i saw a post that was about how fanfic turned into romance novels is like the tiktok of books bc they dont have any breathing space and just jump between the main plot points and it makes the book unsatisfying and im like yeah actually thats absolutely true. And imo it feels in line with the antiintellectualualism problem we have where people just wanna be spoonfed the "interesting" bits.
But also the flip side of that is when theres entire books of like,,character interaction that doesnt go anywhere and its marketed as slice of life or light romance or whatever and yall know me i LOVE some chill slow paced low stakes character exploration but even slice of life stuff needs like actual plot to hold it together or it just feels a bit like mush. some of my most favourite stories are slice of life with characters who dont do very much at all but theres enough actual development of relationships and an underlying thread of a plot (not always a conflict even) to tie it all together so its not just a loose collection of characters in a bag rattling around like marbles and going nowhere. does any of this make sense
#often i think of the novel i read a few years ago that had characters i liked and seemed to be building up to something really big and cool#but then it just kind of couldnt support its own hype and the second half of the book was just. flat. it was just nothing#it felt like the author sort of..ran out of ideas? or was just freestyling without any overarching plot or goal for the end?#it was very bizarre. a good slice of life should feel like just that- ur briefly dipped into a fully fleshed out world#but this was like. ok this is gonna sound mean but you know when youre playing dolls with a toddler#amd they're just making up big plot points as they go along because theyre literally 3 years old#like 'ok the barbies are married now. ok and now this one dies and the other one is sad. ok now they have a new car. ok heres a dinosaur.'#it felt like that. no substance no real plot no character development no goal no endgame no worldbuilding no meat on the bones#ANYWAY its just as well i couldnt find the post bc i wouldnt want to clog the tags with this#god that book bothered me. never read anything else by that author bc i just. like it wasnt good.#it was like ordering takeout from a new place that looks promising but it arrives cold soggy meanly portioned and missing half the order
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got a big meat loaf shirt so i can loudly proclaim my allegiance and have a reason to info dump + new shoes
#if my coworkers give me shit or tease me about my love of meat loaf today#instead of being like 'oh wow eli i love your new shirt! its so cool how much you love meat loaf'#i will be leaping across tables to go beast mode on them#theres only so much 'friendly ribbing' a man can take
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