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Got so obsorbed in this tidbit I ended making a whole mini-vid aout it

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Omg omg omg -

A slightly sinister Bertie - I would pass away.

God him being absolutely charming and cheerful and sunny disposish 90% of the time. But underneath there's this simmering blood lust. Like him being far more intelligent and cunning then he lets on.

Also Aunt Agatha being like a literal Gargoyle a'la Nosferatu would be hilarious.

Joosterween Day 1: Monster AU

HELLLLO @karabin4ik :ЗЗ

The ✨️sunshine✨️💋 that brings some light to this dark AU

He worked all his life

Never lived well

Can't remember the last time he felt good

‘There is no cure, only a miracle will help you’

A believer

All that's left is a sister and her newborn daughter

Clinging to every penny for their sake

There are strange rumours about his new employer

He's dangerous, he's not human. Mr Wooster pays well

Turns out to be a harmless and courteous young (if you can call young a creature who's lived a few centuries) gentleman

Often finds himself in foolish situations (and has not wised up)

and turns to his valet for help

Jeeves can't refuse

His brain has never failed. Unlike his body

‘You smell bitter, Jeeves’

His employer has a keen sense of smell

He's allergic to silver

And he doesn't like sunlight

And in the valet's room there's a barn lock on the door

Bertram is very nice to him. And very good-looking

Too much care and attention for a common servant

He's feeling more and more like a crystal vase in the hands of his employer...just employer, isn't he?

‘The moon is so beautiful tonight, Jeeves’

...

Jeeves knows these feelings are terribly wrong

This darkness will kill him

But he's not afraid

And takes a step

Eternal slacker

Fabulously rich (thanks to the first Wooster to make a deal with the devil)

Inherited his parents' taste for human society

Ran away from the clan

Aunt Agatha's furious. She's looking for him

After all, his destiny is to turn a human female and continue their lineage

London is full of entertainment: casinos, music halls, clubs

And hospitals

They are kind enough to sell him human blood

It's intoxicating

He often liked to pull up alcoholic cocktails with blood

‘Meadows? I know you're in here, you dirty little thief. OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR, YOU BA-’

Bertie drinks only animal blood

He needed a valet again

Jeeves is a real gem in a sea of valets

Perfect in every way (except for his burning desire to throw away half his master's wardrobe)

In Bertie's memory, the first person who isn't afraid of him

His first friend from the realm of the living

‘Is your valet one of ours, Bertie? He's a bit pale for a man’

Jeeves hides behind a mask

It's heartbreaking

He wants to tear it off

What's he thinking about?

It's his only friend

Bertram's been alone for too long

He doesn't dare hope for more

...

Bertie has fulfilled his destiny

Not to give birth to a new life

But to save the old one, the one dearest to his heart