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ameliafuckinjones · 3 months ago
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Anyone but Shapiro for Veep god I'm begging you
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sher-ee · 2 months ago
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“I lost by a whisker.”
Trump admits, again, he lost the 2020 election. That’s three times now in the last few weeks. Has he finally realized voters are sick of him falsely claiming he won?
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carsonjonesfiance · 8 months ago
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Democracy is when Bernie wins and fake democracy is when anyone else wins, am I an expert in political sciences.
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michaelgovehateblog · 4 months ago
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The constituency I live in has always always been a safe Tory seat as long as it has existed, and the exit poll is predicting it's gone lib dem, so if thats right, that's massive and I am very glad
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sapphosclown · 1 year ago
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Cynthia didn’t want to talk about why she bailed on the play. She’s her fathers daughter, she grew up with basically four older brothers, feelings are not something she talks about, they’re not something anybody is supposed to know except for herself. As soon as she sees the pink ladies at her door, she goes to shut them down. She’s supposed to be alone, these are just some girls anyway, they don’t care about her.
Except they do. They push themselves inside despite her protests. That’s new. No one has ever pushed so hard to be there for her. But they are, and they’re listening. She said she doesn’t wanna talk, they said okay! They said let’s just chill and watch TV and be fucking happy for once.
That’s when Cynthia realizes she finally has friends.
They’re not the girls in her class who bullied her for grass stained skirts, they’re not the boys who- despite growing up together- disregard her constantly, they’re not her father offering her a beer when he doesn’t know what to say, and they’re not just the girl gang of Rydell. They’re friends. They notice her, they hear her, they want to be there for her.
Cynthia doesn’t talk about her feelings, but she knows she has people to lean on. That’s all she’s ever wanted anyway.
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hellaephemeral · 2 years ago
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atp i don’t trust anyone who’s read the bllk manga and not thought aNY of it (like not even one moment, one quote, one boy etc.) was fruity as hell
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zincbot · 1 year ago
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ngl i love the naruto fic trend of 'kakashi goes back in time and has to try to fix everything'
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goldkirk · 9 months ago
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#the thing that just keeps nagging me is that there's no way i was the only one right#i can't imagine he went his whole life and only got inappropriate with me after he was already a grandpa and everything#and i doubt he stopped after he lost easy access to me and dropped me like i never mattered at all#i keep thinking i should report it so at least its on record for someone else if they report too#or if someone else already reported than maybe me saying my experience could make that person be believed#but the thing is#(also remember this man is now dead anyway)#he was an officer and detective and then police chief for years before he ever became mayor#and he was so corrupt#and the city is an entagled nightmare of corruption and stuff#like we legitimately got multiple threatening phone calls and answering machine recordings from this man and his minions more than once ove#the years for various city council things and when my parent ran for election again years later and he didn't like that#anyway#the point is that the guy who was elected mayor after him was buddies with him anyway and ran the city the same way but with less#outward narcissism visibly#and the guy that got elected mayor after HIM a few years ago...you'll never believe this...#was also a police officer and then police chief for years and then got elected mayor...and THE FORMER MAYOR'S SON (the one who hurt me)#so while I would like to report it#i am. very nervous about how safe the police department is and how entwined it still is with the mayor's office#bc back in the day MY mayor had like. complete interconnections with the police still the whole way through. wayyyyy sketch#i don't know this new mayor#i know what his father did and i know what his father and his father's ideal people he surrounded himself with were like#and the city hasn't addressed or fixed any of its past corruption and stuff except in small department-upwards movements here and there#so i'm like. i don't live there anymore and i'd need to make a phone call to do any reporting#i have to go through them instead of the county police that i'd feel much safer with (relatively#they're still police obvs)#i'm like...i really want this on record. for the sake of the community and anyone else like me in case they're out there too.#and as an acknowledgment of my own belief in myself and a way to make it so even if i get scared i can never hide the secret again and#but like................is it safe for me to even tell that police department
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tellmegoodbye · 2 hours ago
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I knew Florida would dissapoint me but GOD DAMN 😭
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jetski23 · 10 hours ago
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Natasha “just say when i’d play again he was my best friend and that was the worst part” Romanoff. and Clint Barton in Endgame.
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wewontbesleeping · 1 day ago
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oh i'm glad republicans also send texts like this lol
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wurmwizzard · 4 days ago
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how do you feel about JANE LUCUS?
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swiss-army-fangirl · 12 days ago
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j-esbian · 7 months ago
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missing my dnd character and realizing that like. she still belongs to me and i can still do things with her. like launching into an explanation of her character like i’m in a fucking television interview or perhaps the kind they would include on the dvd bonus features while i’m in the shower
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ink-asunder · 1 year ago
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Trying to yawn with a TMJ flare:
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[Id: pic of a scrungy cat. End id.]
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sorryiwasasleep · 8 months ago
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No because genuinely I think ALL the fucking time about how the Tin Can Bro’s put on ‘Spies Are Forever’ a musical containing the song ‘Not So Bad’ in the year 2015 and how this was meant to be SUCH A CLEAR AND OBVIOUS SATIRE and not an EERIE WARNING ABOUT A PREVALENT ATTITUDE PEOPLE STARTED LITERALLY USING BY THE NEXT ELECTION!:
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(‘Not So Bad’ starts at 3:06 and is to the end of the video)
Like truly Agent Curt Mega in the scene is everyone else:
“WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE”
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