#neutral on the geo girl

[prettybbychim]

looks like i will be.. skipping a lot of dialogue after quickly reading it over or maybe even turning off voice audio entirely this summer event

[crystalflygeo]

Mark of an Archon ft. Venti / Zhongli / Ei / Focalors / Nahida / Neuvillette + gn!reader

cw/tags: Mostly suggestive but nsfw in some parts (mostly Zhongli, Neuvillette) marking, kissing.

notes: Alright so... this is different from anything I've written before but I got inspired by the concept of the elemental symbols used as marks by the Archons to denote those important to them. Just short fluffy little dabbles I guess, first time writing everyone except the dragon men heh. I tried REALLY HARD to keep this gender neutral and be inclusive in descriptions but regardless, reader bottoms lmao. Hope y'all like it. (Y'all will NEVER guess where did I get the inspiration for all the marks' placements hehe) Edit: Y'all I have never played obey me WHEEZE the marks placement actually comes from a very old magical girl anime I loved as a kid XDDDD (except geo, it was on the belly button but-//hit)

It is said that the Archons place a mark on the body of their loved ones. A symbol of protection, perhaps of “ownership”, imbued with their elemental energy. Legends has it that they remain mostly invisible to the naked eye, glowing brightly only when the Archon in question touches it, but leaving behind a distinctive trace able to be identified with elemental sight.

However, none of this has been proven at all, and remains mostly as a fantastic tale, just a rumor…

Or is it?

-Barbatos

Venti’s mark rests between your shoulder blades, the small Anemo sigil emulating tiny wings in the most appropriate of places. It makes him fond of calling you his “angel”, though, you know it cannot compare to his own real wings... it makes your heart flutter nonetheless.

It remains mostly covered, and yet without fail, Venti’s hand would always gently rest on it before his hand slides over to your shoulder or waist. At this point the touch soothes you and you’ve come to expect it every time you enter Angel’s share and bright Aqua eyes land on you.

In the dark of night, those precious moments of closeness and passion among the bedsheets, Venti’s nimble fingers, calloused by the Lyre and the bow alike, trail along your spine and stop at the mark, before he leans in and places a kiss on it.

For the God of Freedom to brand someone like this… it would seem as a contradiction, but you know it to be his blessing, his vow to you and your love. As his lips go up to your shoulder and his hands slide down to your waist, sneaking between your legs, he closes his eyes and hums a soft tune.

-Morax

The Geo mark is found on a rather unusual place, and to tell the truth, it even embarrassed you a little at first. The golden diamond placed just below your navel, partially hidden by the line of your underwear. When asked about it, Zhongli simply murmured something about dragon mating, fertility or virility… his cheeks dusted red.

You admit though, that once you get used to it, you do find yourself idly tracing it from time to time. Sometimes it seems to glow softly, or feel warm, perhaps responding to the Archon when he thumbs gently at it, contrasting and comparing with his own blackened arms, etched with veins of gold. Amber eyes staring up at you with love and desire as he places a kiss on it making you shiver.

Zhongli constantly wants to mark you more, in all sorts of ways. Drape you in silks and cover you in gemstones and gold. Leave bite marks along your skin. Douse you in his scent. It appeases his draconic instincts. But nothing compares to that little geo sigil, a personal indisputable claim, tattooed on your skin.

In a way, the mark could be taken as the God of Contracts’ signature and an unbreakable oath to you, his mate. It makes the dragon purr as he rolls his hips into yours, sinking deep inside you and making you whine as his palm presses against it.

-Beelzebul

Right at the center of your collarbone, like a pendant held by an invisible necklace, that is where the Electro mark was placed by Ei. Sometimes it’s a real shame it can’t be seen normally by humans, it would make for a pretty nice tattoo…

It’s not like the Electro sigil is rare to see anyway, quite the contrary, a rather popular choice and common sight all over Inazuma with deep cultural and religious meanings alike honoring Her Excellency. But one look from a youkai or one of the mikos at Narukami shrine and you know this is different.

Ei could act aloof and have a hard time expressing or understanding feelings, but the way she looks at you as she straddles you… dark violet hair cascading down her back and sides, hands roaming your chest and settling at your shoulders. She pins you there under her intense purple gaze and then bends forward to kiss at the sigil before moving to your lips.

The Goddess of Eternity considers her choices deeply and rarely ever goes back on her word or breaks a promise, and that is what she bestows upon you with her mark, a promise. Of love, of respect, of loyalty. Who would’ve thought the Electro Archon could be so… passionate?

-Focalors

You couldn’t believe just where Lady Furina had placed a pretty, blue, Hydro symbol on your skin. When asked about it she’d just giggled and said everything had a reason when it came to divine marks such as these… then proceeded to not explain at all. But seriously, your inner thigh?!

You could only sigh but smile softly at her antics as she laid across the couch, head rested in your lap, taking a nap by using your thighs as pillow, or demanding to be fed more sweets and sputtering indignantly when you poke at her nose or cheek instead, blushing.

She often drives you insane, paying special attention to the hydro marking with kisses and nibbles when you need her lips to go just a little more to the side… but oh, how she enjoyed teasing and riling you up. Mismatched blue eyes blinking coyly under thick eyelashes.

This is Lady Furina’s pledge to you, her word of honor as the Goddess of Justice, to love and cherish you no matter what. For despite her innocent act, she is guilty of having fallen for you.

-Bonus: Buer (Platonic)

Many people underestimate and doubt Nahida. A grave sin, in your opinion. When she places her mark of Dendro softly in your forehead, you feel nothing but pride, willing to follow and defend her and her teachings, for it is an honor to be her acolyte.

You see her wisdom in her actions, in the contemplating looks at her beloved city and people, in the way she always tries to solve problems and learn from difficulties, in her kindness, gentleness and little smiles. You see her love in the way she helps the elderly and soothes the children, in the candied ajilenakh nuts she shares with everyone, in the sparkle of her unique green eyes.

Like any other Archon, her nation and all its inhabitants are like her children. Despite her preferred appearance, the way she holds your hand as she guides you along and brushes at your hair gently with comforting words and praise feel more akin to a mother.  

Just as you trust her, she trusts you, that is the covenant her sigil represents. And in the eyes of the Goddess of Wisdom, one day you’ll reach the sky and stars above.

-Bonus II: Hydro Dragon Sovereign

You stare at the sigil in the palm of your hand. An ancient symbol of power, no doubt, but with a meaning long since lost to time and shrouded in mystery. Yet, its significance is crystal clear to you: “I am yours as you are mine.”

The way the Iudex would always, without fail, hold your hand gently and kiss your palm instead of the back of it as it was traditional would no doubt confuse some people, but it makes your heart skip a beat. This special connection, the knowing look from those gorgeous lavender eyes and the hidden smile pressed against your skin…

Your back arches with a moan as Neuvillette ruts softly into you, slow and reverent, peppering kisses and nuzzling at your neck. His hand takes a hold of yours, fingers intertwining and you shiver as the marking in your palm seems to react. Your grip his hand tighter, canting your hips as well and surrounding him with your legs, asking for more, more, more-

It’s unknown if one day his kind will return to power, just as it’s impossible to predict the flow of the elements and the energy in leylines or just what the future will bring. But for Neuvillette, having you by his side feels like the most refreshing spring water and makes life that much sweeter.

[xcyphoz0a]

pleasepleaseplease- sagau archons by your choice with dragon reader???

Possessive much?

Gender neutral reader, fluff TW/CW: you’re pretty possessive, soft sagau. Character(s): Furina, Zhongli Word count: 489 Proofread: nope | Possessive much? Maybe, but you can’t really help it, can you? | A/N: ehe <3 (slightly crackhead because i just am one)

Perhaps it was because she knew another dragon in Fontaine, so the fact that you were a dragon didn’t really affect her much– considering there were a lot of other ‘species’ in Teyvat.

Though you as the creator was a completely different story– and she found it quite interesting as well as a shocker.

Adding on, she wasn’t quite used to your possessiveness towards her– of course, she is one popular person after all– who wouldn’t? But this is the creator that we’re talking about– you.

Maybe you liked Furina before you somehow magically teleported in the world, but you’re pretty–scratch that, strongly, possessive of the faux hydro archon.

Your arm has to be around her at all times or else you’d start to become slightly irked.

Furina thinks it’s pretty nice to be cared for and to be loved by her true self, and you’re also the creator! Plus points./j

While you know that all the others in Teyvat love you to bits, you still can help but feel the teensy(massive) amount of jealousy when you see the white haired girl interact with another dragon cough cough poor Neuvillette, he doesn’t know what he did wrong to earn your glares.

And if your tail’s somehow always in sight, it wraps around Furina with such ease and gentleness, pulling her into your embrace as you bury your face into her neck.

Once Furina’s more comfortable with you, she teases you a little, but indulges your little dragon antics, patting the top of your head as you huff in content.

How nice :) 

“I missed you…” “You always do…”

Another dragon! Which you already knew– of course.

Besides that, Zhongli is pleasantly surprised that you–the creator– is a fellow dragon like him!

He wishes to talk to you a lot, but then he remembers that you’re the creator, not someone in Teyvat, thus he doesn’t really talk to you, instead opting to converse with you in such respectful manner.

But when you start to show the miniscule amount of signs for the former geo archon to stay with you at all times, Zhongli gets the hint as he rests somewhere around your room, preferably closest to you.

At times when you pull him in an embrace, his eyes widen just the slightest bit as a blush creeps up his face, embarrassed yet happy that you found him as your ‘favourite’.

While it takes a considerable amount of time for him to be more comfortable with you, he isn’t against you being possessive with him, rather he reciprocates it in his own way.

And once he’s fully comfortable with you, not as the creator, the two of you are seen huddled up into little dragon noodles as Zhongli rambles on about his day, his voice lulling you to sleep as you both hold each other tight.

“About that Osmanthus wine, when are we going to have it again?” “Tomorrow, perhaps.”

[spiteful--art]

People Say The Darndest Things! - SAGAU

Synopsis: The Guide of Teyvat is a mysterious, and eccentric individual. A.K.A, The characters react to real shit I've said

Contents: Cursing, Some light Spoilers for Liyue's Archon Quest, Spoilers for Xiao's Story quest, Gender Neutral language, Author's native tongue sprinkled here and there, Lumine is the Traveler in this one

The Guide of Teyvat is a very mysterious figure, indeed. Not very many know of this entity, some saying that Their very existence is debatable, since there would have been some evidence of their doing in the past. However, the multi-colored rain of stars that fall from the heavens dissuades such doubt, as the stars fall and envelope the Guide's vessels. Though the Guide takes in many vessels, their first Vessel, the Traveler known as Lumine, always has Them by her side along with her companion, Paimon.

So it's no wonder that the two travelers would hear the Guide's voice ever once in a while, should They speak up. The first time Lumine heard the Guide's voice, she was taken aback by how young They sounded. Paimon guesses that the Guide is a very new god, having latched onto Lumine when she first met Paimon. Admittedly, Lumine was cautious about this new god, she'd rather her autonomy be left in tact. But as she faced the challenges Mondstadt had thrown at her, she realized that They were rather benevolent, boosting her powers when They could.

Even if They were using other vessels than her, she was quite grateful for Their assistance in her journey.

Which is why during the preparations for the Rite of Parting did she internally thank the Guide for controlling her body. The woman known as Ying'er is... Well, she isn't what she expected from a perfume maker. Under the control of the Guide, her features remained neutral, that which she was extremely grateful for.

"Woman, you are making this entire experience WAY more uncomfortable than it needs to be!" The Guide cried out, Lumine feeling their exasperation as Ying'er talked to them about perfumes. As she wasn't one of the chosen Vessels, she couldn't hear the commentary from the Guide. Which is a good thing.

"Lady we are making perfume, why are you making this so weird..."

Meanwhile, the other vessels could hear the Guide speak. Kaeya and Lisa stifle their laughter, the magician looking up from her teacup in amusement.

"Hmm. I didn't realize making perfume in Liyue was such an ordeal."

Kaeya smirked, crossing his arms as he lets out a chuckle. "Do you suppose that the Guide is interested in courting someone?"

"Which three types of perfumes? Please, I'm sure They would be more sensible than to try that-"

They were cut off by the Guide expressing a noise of discomfort.

"Why do you keep assuming that?! What if we want these because we smell like horseshit?!"

At that remark, Lisa chokes on her tea as Kaeya doubles over in laughter, the Cavalry Captain putting his head in his hand as the other slaps the surface of the table.

In the Angel's Share, Diluc suppresses the urge to grin, wiping down a glass.

Back in Liyue, Lumine puts away the synthesized perfume as Ying'er gives her a wink.

"You, my good madame, have made this entire process way to uncomfortable, good day and we will not be seeing you again!"

With that, Lumine had to agree as she hurried away to a Statue of the Geo Archon.

The disappointment in the Guide's voice was palpable as Lumine and Paimon listened to Starsnatcher's woman disciple, the young lady's voice laced with adoration.

"He told me of a ritual to get my sweetheart back! I'm not entirely sure if it's working, but I know that my fiance will come back to me!"

"Girl, scamero yan! Nagsisinungaling yan sainyo, mga tanga!"

The foreign tongue invades her ears. Though Lumine doesn't fully understand, she makes an educated guess that the Guide is chiding the woman in front of them.

"HAH? BINIGAY NIYA DIN YUNG BUDJET NG KASAL AMPOTA- GIRL TANGA KA! BOBO LAHAT KAYOOOOOO-"

Back in Wanmin Restaurant, Xiangling shoots a concerned look at the ceiling. She hasn't heard the Guide this upset during the time she was under Their control. Perhaps an offering of Almond Tofu might soothe Their ire? Whatever has gotten Them riled up is probably something serious.

High up in the Jade Chamber, Ningguang shakes her head at the unfortunate fools that have caught the Guide's wrath.

"Is anything wrong, Lady Ningguang?" One of her attendants would ask. The Tianquan shakes her head.

"There is nothing wrong, just go back to your business."

Her attendant nods and leaves Ningguang to alone to listen to the Guide scream about scams. Internally, Ningguang smiles.

Back at Bubu Pharmacy, Qiqi tugs at Baizhu's pants.

"What... does 'ampota' mean?"

[starshinesama]

✦ In such a lonely world, how I wished to see you again. ✦

Your pleas were heard.

Authors note: this takes place after any regular sagau fic, (probably imposter au). Reader is Gender-Neutral but B/N is an implied she/her :]

༄ CW: loneliness, cultish themes, angst (with comfort)

Part 1 | Part 3

- POV: after being so lonely in Tervat, - you meet someone from your world, - stranded, like you.

"...so let me get this straight. We got isekaid into Genshin impact. And all the playable characters think your a god, because of how much you played the game??"

"Yeah that's pretty much it"

...No way in hell. As if you'd actually say that! I mean seriously? You've already been through enough confusion, can't you have some peace and quite with your best friend, for one moment?

Alas, that moment would soon come to an end

.　⁺ . ✦　

Zhongli soon caught up with you, he was already struggling to catch his breath due to his old peepaw body and it looked like he just about had a heart attack from the shock of seeing you suddenly tackling B/N down in a hug like that.

"Your grac- [Name].."

Zhongli's eyes widened with confusion as he looks at the two of you awkwardly standing over the unconscious guard.

_

You awkwardly glance over at B/N for support, and she probably would have noticed, that is if she wasn't busy Staring at the gorgeous Geo Archon, you could even see the stars sparkling in her eyes as the the tall Geo Archon stand before her (you could have sworn you almost saw her drool too)

"Who is this?" Zhongli interrupts, burning holes into your skull as you avert your eyes from his piercing gaze Well shi- "well uhm!"

Unfortunately before you could finish that statement you too were cut off

"Oh wow, just wow. sorry, I just can't help but get distracted- bcs damnn you are hot- i mean is it hot in here? are you hot? i mean you are hot-“

…woww that girl is thirsty

B/N paused before continuing her sentence

“Mr. Zhongli? if you would consider my offer.. please come home with me instead of serving [Name] 🥰✨” (B/N said all this with a straight face)

you look over at Zhongli to see him freeze in his tracks, absolutely gob smacked from the initial shock

“oh.. ah, thank you miss..” phew! good job B/N, she distracted him!

You give a thumbs up to B/N as you sigh in relief

Phew, well that was close-

"As I was saying"

Oh.

You sweat as you fumbled trying to explain

"OH, WELL! "Youseeactuallysouhtherearemorepeoplewhereicomefromandthisthisismybestftiendwe'veknowneachotherforseveralyearssouhihopeyouwelcomeherasyoudidme!!" ⊹

..you fucked that up didn't you.

You fidgeted nervously, awaiting the Archon's response

"Ah..I see, and this poor guard unconscious on the floor-?"

Zhongli paused before continuing whatever nagging he was gonna berate you with after noticing you fidgeting with your clothes

"..ok then, so I'm assuming that you two have a history together then, yes?" he picked his words carefully, not wanting to further upset the two friends infront of him (not that it seemed anything could possibly ruin B/N's day at this point )

Wow! He actually managed to decode your rambling! ‧₊˚

You breath out a sigh of relief as a smile slowly creeps up on your face

"Mhm! I guess it's time I properly intruduce you two huh?"

"Zhongli, this is my best friend B/N! she's er, from my world, and I'm guessing she got here the same way I did?" you glance at B/N questioningly,

but you know there are better times to talk about that.

"And B/N this is-" "i know."

Oh right, B/N was as much of a genshin addict as you were

you sigh smiling slightly at Zhongli's baffled expression ⌒ .

Was he..jealous?

Whatever expression he was making quickly dissipated though as soon as you brought up that B/N might be another "god" like you.

Wait, another voice "playing" with them? Oh, right he remembers now, how could he forget?

"Ah, I see, welcome then, B/N" Zhongli greeted her, smiling ever so slightly, though this was enough to gain an admiring sigh from B/N

_

"Well..I kind of just.. fell from the sky?"

You were trying to get an explanation of how B/N got here in a curious attempt to try and find out if you can even go home, but so far it seemed like it was still hopeless

You sigh under your breath, leaving B/N concerned

"Hm? What's wrong?"

"No no, it's nothing, I just"

Oh who were you kidding, your scrambled emotions right now were way more than just "nothing"

Tears threatened to escape your eyes again and they were starting to prickle your eyes

"Oh.. are you ok-?"

B/N Sighed

"C'mon [Name], cheer up!! We'll definitely find a way to go back... so forget your worries and let's take full advantage and enjoy this Real Life! genshin experience"

B/N Smiled excitedly at you, beaming with excitement, patting your shoulder.

B/N offers you a hug that you gladly accept with open arms

Your tears soon stop trying to escape your eyes, as you think.. "I'm so glad..I'm not alone anymore" that brought a smile to your face. ₊ ˚ ⁺ ◌ ‧

"Anyways Zhongli is so much hotter in person like Damn!"

Oh right this was still B/N

A chuckle escapes your lips as you decide to join in and have your first "Genshin talk" in a while

"Ikr?! And omg lumine is so much prettier and buffer in person"

_˚ . ✦ ⁺ . ◌ ˚　

It was the first time in awhile you had a chat with someone from your world, or even a casual chat like this in general, You missed being able to just have a genuine laugh with someone you could relate with, God you missed all of your appliances, and your pets.. you missed them so much but you didn't have any idea if they were ok,

You're sure B/N would have taken care of them while you were gone, but now that she was here too you just hoped someone else took good care of them, wich brought up the question in your mind.. one that you've been desperately trying to avoid, how different is the time in tervat, and earth?

"So B/N.." You gulp down a lump of saliva that was piling up in your throat as you brace yourself for the answer

"how long has it been? Since I got here, I mean"

"Oh.. it's been, hmm, I'd say a day?"

you nearly jump out of your seat and B/N nearly jumps out of her skin herself from your sudden response

"Woah?! Uhm, Is it that bad? You just disappeared today and you weren't replying to my texts so I came over to check but you weren't there.."

You stand still for a moment unmoving, scaring the poor girl even more before suddenly exclaiming

"It's been.. nearly a month. but woahh!! So those analysis's of the ratio of Tervats time contrast to earths time were right!!.. huh.." you pause as you let B/N sit you back down onto the large rocks, that the two of you turned into benches

"Woah.. a whole month?! But Uhm, Earth to [Name]?? Are you good? Gosh you almost scared the life out of me!"

"Not that you had a life to begin with"

You joked as B/N stumbled back pretending to be exaggeratedly offended

"Har har. Your one to talk"

...Well to be fair it was kinda true.

The two of you stayed silent, trying to stifle back giggles, unsuccessfully.

Eventually you snort, and that was enough for fits of laughter to erupt from you, causing a chain reaction of B/N wheezing on the ground and hitting the dirt beneath her so hard that a nearby Dendro slime popped up from the ground, startled and confused

"HOLY SH*T!!" "AAAAAAAA-"

You scream in terror from the shock of the dendro slime suddenly popping out of the ground as B/N kicks the poor slime away from her as a reflex

"fu- oops.. uh, sorry little slime" The dendro slime unfortunately does not take her apology and retreats back into the ground with (what you assume to be) tears in its eyes, poor slime :(

You look over at B/N, baffled, She stays on the ground, defeated.

you sigh as you attempt to coax the dendro slime back by patting the dirt next to it gently

"Pspspspspspspspsps dendro slime?" Somehow this does not work. suddenly an idea pops into your head, like a tiny light bulb was switched on inside your head! ☆

sigh, c'mon B/N, lets just go B/N just looks up at you confused until you whisper your plan to her, to wich she nods in agreement and gets up, pretending to leave too

"Aw man! I was really looking forward to petting that dendro slime.." the dendro slime's Leaves(?) perk up

"Mhm.. same" the two of you swiftly turn your backs on the dendro slime, giggling as you wait patiently.

You hear the swaying of leaves and the dirt below you getting pushed out of the way and-!

"OWW-!!" in a blink of an eye the dendro slime body slams into B/N's shoulder, catching her off guard You burst out laughing but not for long as the dendro slime body slams into you as well knocking you to the ground

This time it's B/N turn to giggle as you look at the grumpy slime on your stomach, your stunned but realize it's asking for pets (now that it was able to get its revenge) and you happily Oblige ⌒.

Petting the dendro Slime calms you..

You close your eyes having a moment of peace.. untill

"Ouch!" Your finger snags on a sharp rock that was on the dendro slime

You look down at your hand and see golden ichor clotting at the tip of your finger, your breath starts to pick up but you calm down

"Oops, oh well.. atleast we can heal this scratch you have now" You rub some of the golden blood leaking onto the dendro slimes damage from B/N's kick, and as the area your blood touches glows, all the slime's wounds heal like they were never there

The slime gives you a happy smile and bumps against your forehead happily before hopping back off into the wild

You sit in silence for a moment, you haven't had to see that glistening liquid for days, but the dendro slime's peaceful vibes still stick with you as you sigh, sitting up

"..wha..What just happened?!" Oh crap you almost forgot B/N was standing behind you

"O-OH, uhm.. im not really sure how to explain this-" Your about to explain before you hear a familiar voice behind you

"Your grace!~" of course you always have to be interrupted don't you.

you can never catch a break can you? ✿

___

Hi again! Sorry this chapter took awhile to get out, its a little long because i wanted a special guest to help me write some of the lines, it got delayed because she was busy with school but its finally heree! thanks again to my irl best friend! <3

Taglist: @madokamagicaa

[offbrand-valk]

(A bit of writing practice for nanowrimo, cause ya girl is rusty.)

Ræðsla

(*Ra-Th'-Sla*) trans. "Horror"

The machine awoke on command, followed the instructions attached to the boot message, and began its diagnostic routine.

First it scanned the hangar, noting each human shape it could identify within the 99.95th percentile; then it analysed each presumed human in turn, checking that they wore an identification token (and only one), and that this identification validated correctly.

This was not part of the diagnostics process, and would not be included in the diagnostics report. But should any of the validations fail, it would silently raise an alarm with an external system and await response from said system’s human operator. If no response was given, or the response was deemed untrustworthy, the machine would trigger a catastrophic meltdown within its reactor, destroying itself and its surrounding after a few minute, while trying to disguise the process as routine diagnostics.

Ræðsla of course, had no opinions on this protocol. It was a machine, an incredibly complicated machine, which even the people who had built it, only understood bits and pieces of, but a machine nonetheless – The closest it came to sentience was a series of specialized processors daisy-chained together to perform statistical extrapolation of available data in order to help the pilot focus on the most important information in the heat of combat.

One by one, Ræðsla tested the servo actuation on its’ thruster array, under the supervision of a small army of monks.

Two new figures entered the room, which the machine automatically checked the identities off and found them valid.

One was a tall, black man, with a bit of a muffin top, a neutral expression on his anonymous face, and eyes that were once warm, but now had become haunted by the horrors of war. Ræðsla’s database identified him as: Geo (he/him), father superior of the order of our father of righteous sorrow, head of the Ræðsla project.

The other was a mixed race butch, her mother was white, her father had been south Asian. She was sickly pale and skinny; an endless list of surgeries, and surgeries to correct the damage done by earlier surgeries, having taken its’ toll on her body.

Still, she looked like nothing if not the warlord upon her throne, as she drove her electric wheelchair towards the machine that took up most of the hangar. Ræðsla in turn, identified her as prince Gallantine Eva-Maria Brathwaite Oldenborg the 1st, of Fenrisfort, holy daughter of the matron pope Maria Valfreyja the 3rd; 1 of 1 authorized pilots of the Ræðsla prototype.

Ræðsla was an unconventional design. For one, it was big, almost twice the size of the average mech, top heavy too, with short legs and a pair of long arms hosting an thrusters, gravity shields, and torpedo rails.

The Ræðsla was built around its main gun, a terrible thing that spewed metal shavings at almost 10.000 kelvin. It moved around corners, got into ventilation, choked and burnsed at the same time, and left heavy ash in its wake.

It didn’t matter that it was clumsy on the ground, it was a spaceborn weapon, only meant to come down from low-orbit to do strafing runs on key targets or population centers.

Looking at it’s tripod shape, Gallantine couldn’t help but notice the resemblance to the dragon on her late wife’s coat of arms.

The machine finished it’s diagnostics routine.

One of the technicians, an old woman in a well-worn jumpsuit crossed the overhead walkway, her breathing was ragged, assisted by an implant that couldn’t quite compensate for the damage she did to her lungs 18 years ago sifting through heavy ash in the faint hope she would find just one member of her family alive.

In her hands she held a vacuum sealed box, within which lies 8kg of a pyrophoric alloy known as phlogistron. Enough for an 0.6 second burst of the Ræðsla’s main gun.

Another technician, a young monk, instructs Ræðsla to open its ammunition feed hatch, and fusses as the old woman connects the box to the feed mechanism.

“I urge you one last time prince, please reconsider.” The monk said as the pair crossed the room, doing an admirable job at hiding the fear in his voice.

The prospective pilot stopped, and turned her wheelchair to face him. The rage in her eyes burned like an ion torch.

“There was a point where we could have reconsidered brother. We passed it somewhere between when we granted my wife’s wish for euthanasia, and when we started grafting pieces of her cerebellum to my brainstem.”

The monk nodded, recognizing it was not his place to oppose the will of the gods, much as he wanted to.

Ræðsla closed its’ ammunition feed hatch, and sent a signal to the diagnostics terminal that it had successfully sealed its phlogistron supply, and that the main gun was now armed.

Reading this the younger monk, his face stained with engine grease, looked over the edge of the diagnostics terminal, and in a huge breach of decorum called out to his senior and the prince: “Will you two be done yapping soon, or should we put this thing back to sleep?”

The butch in the wheelchair smirked at her companion, feeling vindicated she was not the only one anxious to see if their project had paid off.

“Let’s see what this puppy can do!” She yelled out to cheers from the assembled technicians as she rolled up the ramp, and used the handrails for assistance to pull herself into the cockpit.

Father Geo took the cable off the pilot chair, and attached it to the back of the prince' suit with a loud *k'chunk*, before stepping back. A gentle current ran through Gallantine's spine for a few milliseconds in order to confirm the circuit was closed.

Ræðsla did as instructed, retracting the cockpit into the safety of its belly without beginning to interface with the pilot.

If she didn’t know better, Gallantine would say there was something _hungry_ about the rumbling and grinding sounds the machine made as it closed tight around her. As if _it too_ was excited to get moving, like it knew the atrocity it was built to avenge.

Father Geo took his place on the observation podium, and made the sign of the gods.

“Control, ready when you are.” Came the unmistakably impatient voice of prince Gallantine.

Geo considered asking her to lead them in prayer, but thought better of it. The old God and the new Gods had already made up their minds as to whether or not this would succeed, and the act was just as likely to calm the prince as it was to infuriate her.

===

The machine's cockpit was cramped, not an inch of empty space that wasn't required for the pilot to enter and exit.

The dual control sticks featured a staggering array of triggers, switches and buttons, rows of controls sat along the sides of both armrests, below screens waiting to be slid into her field of view with yet more buttons and switches placed above her.

Gallantine had piloted simulators before, but if you fucked up in a simulator, you made a fool of yourself, if she fucked up now, she might break a one of a kind war machine and set the project back years.

With more caution than she cared to admit, she flipped the overhead switch to activate the main display, lighting up the armored wall in front of her with a view from Ræðsla's head.

So far so good, a few more switches flipped, verify the cables were correctly attached, and nothing to do but try their luck.

"Begin human interfacing" came brother Geo's calm instruction in her headset.

Deep breath, here goes nothing, remove the safety, turn the handle 45 degrees, then pull until it goes click.

Every nerve in Gallantine's body triggered at once.

She was burning, she was freezing, she was being squeezed all over, up was every direction; and she was in

SO

MUCH

PAIN

The machine, for its' part, did exactly what it was supposed to, frantically changing frequency and voltage in the hope of finding the right one before causing irreversible damage to the pilot.

She was about to call it off, didn't know if she still could, when an image resurfaced in her overstimulated brain: a broken down mech lying beneath a blanket of heavy ash, clutching the cockpit that had failed to eject, in the hopeless hope of protecting its pilot from the dangers that lay outside, yet unable to keep her from breathing heavy metals.

The pilot would lay there for almost 3 days, unable to move herself or her mech, wasting away as microscopic slivers of thalium cut holes in her lungs and entered her bloodstream.

And one thought crystalized, unifying pilot and mech.

Kill them all.

Kill Them All!

Kill! Them! All!

The Pope.

The General.

The Captain.

The Organist.

The entire fucking council who let them do it.

KILLTHEMALL

===

Integration successful

You sent the message to your visor, telling you nothing you didn't already know. Moving your metal body was obvious, the wealth of controls no different than the wealth of muscles belonging to the soft organic thing within you, that was you, and yet, so much less.

You moved your tail experimentally about, feeling like a phantom limb the different textures as it scraped across metal, plastic and glass; unable to imagine a time you had ever been without it.

Because you hadn't. Prince Gallatine Oldenborg of Fenrisfort had, but she wasn't you. She was an essential component, like your grand CPU, and MTF reactor. Without her, there was no you, but she was not you.

You were a 115 ton, experimental, flying, war machine, rated for atmospheric and space combat.

You were 27 kilometres of wire, 304 distinct microprocessors, 556 reactive armor tiles, 24 ion thrusters, 2 gravity shields, 9 recognizance drones, and a weapon that should never have been built.

You were Ræðsla.

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

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[zhongrin]

Hey there Mei! How have you been? Haha, I'm so sorry it's been a while since our last chat, paperwork had kept me busy since Yae Publishing House's supposed "blunder" during the Warrior's Spirit competition.

Listen, may I steal your lover for a moment? Dor– Albedo, let's have a chat. It'll just be a quick walk. Oh no, please stay where you are, Mei. I'd like for us to talk privately. Hmm? Haha, of course, I'm not keeping secrets from you. Chief Alchemist, shall we head out?

-----

"Dorian", I presume that's your true name? You've switched with the real "Albedo" didn't you? If you haven't and Cretaceus had become naturally deranged, well I'd be damned.

It's as cold as I remember here in Dragonspine, then again it'd be foolish for me to expect anything else from a near abandoned location.

Hmph. I saw that– I'd be a bit wiser if I were you. Until you're confident that you can best one of Khaenri'ah's royal captains, you ought to sheathe that sword fast. You are not even certain if I am your enemy. Why don't you act more like your successor and be less... Feral.

I only ask for three answered questions, surely it'd all be answered by the time we reach the outskirts. Unlike the other Khaenri'ahn Captain you might know, your answers here do have a bearing on how you'll leave this place. Still, I implore you to avoid hesitation and speak from the heart. And do not lie, for no primordial tongue nor eyes can deceive me. Before I became Mei's friend, I was also Rhine's. I watched her design you– albeit my preferences were one of the reasons why you had blonde hair and blue eyes in the first place.

First question, do you love Mei? "Are you serious"– of course I am. She is a friend and in all my years of living, I've discovered that it is unfortunately difficult to find people like her. I only wish the best for her. If your intentions are true, then I shall ponder over whatever you propose. You are Rhine's creation, and therefore one of our own. I could be an ally by the end of this talk, so play nice.

But once again, do NOT lie. "Kjærligheten er som vinden, du kan ikke se den, men du kan føle den"– I will know if you do attempt to lie. No wind is too "loud" for me to know the truth.

Second question, is this a scheme to get back at the Gods? As you may have noticed, I am also Khaenri'ahn– Mondstadters sure find it difficult to spot us from the crowd, hmm? Back to the matter at hand, coveting the Geo Archon's beloved spouse would surely be considered more than a petty crime in the eyes of divinity. Since the incident 500 years ago, I've threaded a thin line of neutrality when it comes to my homeland and Celestia. I must know if I could support your motivations, I do hope you understand.

Lastly, what do you plan on doing once the timer runs out? You should be well aware that your brainwashing won't last long. It was only luck that this astral fake sky aligned to grant you this opportunity. Do you intend to continue harassing her when you now have the Acting Grand Sage of the Akademiya and that "Funeral Consultant" behind your back?

... Don't ponder on the last question for too long. The answer to the first question is vital– everything else is secondary.

Now, won't you be a dear and start talking? I hate returning Rhine's experiments in more than one piece.

"wai- ansy- but- wha- aaand there they go..."

the girl stared at the two retreating back in the distance, a small pout forming on her lips.

"no, seriously, why are my friends being like this..."

"...."

"'secrets'..."

she absentmindedly toyed with the little belt on her hip, fingers clenching around nothing.

"something's..... weird...."

".... i certainly did not expect a sudden interrogation from someone i just met while being fully conscious for the very first time in this timeline," he sheathed back his sword and eyed the human(?) being in front of him impassively, "forgive the hostility. you lot have been quite... resilient, in your attempts. and suffice to say i am not in a good mood."

he falls back into step with them while keeping a safe distance away, three pairs of eyes observing each other silently before he decides to break the silence. 

"i suppose i could entertain you for a while. what an amusing set of questions. let's see..."

"for your first question - at first i have to admit, i saw her as a peculiar subject; nothing more, nothing less. but her... devotion, you could say, was admirable and fascinating. and as we spent time together, we became curious."

"how does it feel like to be loved so wholly and unconditionally by someone?"

"how does it feel like to know that there would always be that one person, who would support and follow you to the edge of the universe regardless of what you are?"

"how does it feel to be willingly given and to hold such a fragile thing, fully knowing that i would be able to simply crush them?"

he chuckled when their bloodlust clawed on his synthetic skin.

"i'm not done. that was all it was in the beginning, yet...," his face twists into a melancholic expression making him look almost... vulnerable.

when he finally resumed his speech, however, his voice is steady, and he remains stoic throughout the rest of his answer.

"love... is a concept we still struggle to understand fully. but at the very least, i'd like to think what i feel for her is something along that line. emotions were never my strong suit, but even synthetic beings evolve, mx. ansy. i'm sure you know of this quite well, don't you? at the end of the day, as i have been telling you all: i do not wish to harm her."

the snow crunch under their shoes as the two continued their leisurely walk through the blizzard. the snowstorm didn't seem to have any effect on either of them as they climbed the slopes, and so the homunculus continued.

"secondly - i know you might have a hard time believing this, but no. i do not wish to mess with the divinity by doing this. i merely saw someone who managed to light my days, to put it in simple terms. this is why i do not understand why everyone seems to be quite... hostile, when faced with the knowledge of our relationship. i understand that change is sometimes hard to accept, but change and growth is often on the same side, is it not?"

"and lastly..... when the timer runs out?"

he falls into a short silence, eyes narrowing and a small incline tugging at the corner of his lips. his soles snap a dead branch into two.

"let's just say, i have countermeasures set in place."

his footsteps stop, and with an obviously faked smile, he extended his hand for a parting handshake, "normally i would have said to please give my regards to your beloved royal knight, but... it seems like you're dealing with some issues of your own, so i'll spare you the anguish. despite such circumstances, you still made yourself check up on a friend after all, so i think it deserves at least a little sympathy."

"i believe you'll get an opportunity to continue speaking with me directly very soon, for as long as you want. so please, do not act rashly. i really do want to keep it civil between us. now. i believe that should answer all of your questions."

[whatdoesthathavetodowiththis]

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Vincent was not sure about what was going on only to realise that his daughter was already half way there "Lily!" He called quietly and followed in silent yet fast steps.

The girl who was holding the tiny whopperflower in her arms was following the voice of the man in that scene, but luckily her father caught the curious child before she was took in by the unaware gurds of her presence near their legs "that is not right, dear. We should go to our ship" he told her quietly as he walked away from the small crowd.

"But papa~, what if someone needs our help~?" She argued with him "maybe, but we are not the police here. We are but travellers, sweetie" he explained and she nodded understanding her mistake caresses Rubedo's hair lovingly with soft smile.

“I swear I don’t have any contraband!” the man cried. He had long white hair with streaks of red, his toned chest barely covered by leather straps across his chest, a Geo Vision in the center. His bottom half was thankfully more modest with grey pants and black geta sandals. Curiously, he had a pair of bright red horns sticking out of his head. An oni then.

The woman seemed to be human. She had green hair tired up in a swirling ponytail, a black crop top, dark purple jacket, and black shorts. A black mask concealed the bottom half of her face, but her frustration was clear in her violet eyes as she glared at the man.

“Boss,” she said, “do you even know what contraband means?

“Of course I do!” the oni said, puffing out his chest, but didn’t elaborate further, leading one to believe he was lying.

Albedo tensed at the voice. “Is that…?” He looked over at the commotion and saw the oni at the center of it all. He immediately started ushering the children toward their own ship. “Let’s go, quickly,” he said.

“Oh wait, is that who I think it is??” came the oni’s voice over the crowd. “What was your— Oh right. Albedo! Little buddy! Help a bro out here!”

“Nope,” Albedo said quietly. “Nope, nope, nope.”

But Nigredo grinned and, before his mirror image could stop him, he headed toward them, making his expression more neutral. “What seems to be the problem here?” he asked, voice level and monotone and spine straight in his practiced imitation of his younger brother.

“These two are known criminals in these parts,” one of the Shogunate officers spoke up. “They’ve just come back from a trip abroad, a whole week later than they were scheduled to return.”

“I’ve already told you several times, we got caught up in a mining accident in the Chasm,” the green-haired woman explained.

“Hey, Albedo, you remember me, right?” asked the oni. “We chatted a little when you were here for the Irodori Festival. You look a little different…” He squinted at the blond’s black and blue clothing and the star-shaped pupils in his eyes. “Did you do something to your hair?”

“…I did. Though I’m sorry,” Nigredo said. “I can’t say you made much of an impression. I was rather busy at that time, so I didn’t quite retain everything.”

The oni looked offended for a moment before he started laughing. “Oh! Oh, wow! You talk so robotically I almost didn’t realize you were joking there!”

Nigredo tilted his head with a cheeky smile. “I wasn’t joking,” he said calmly.

Albedo blanched. It wasn’t that Nigredo wasn’t doing exactly what he would have done. No, he was going through Albedo’s theoretical motions perfectly…aside from initially approaching the commotion in the first place!

“C’mooon!” the oni drew out. “It’s me! Arataki the One and Oni Itto! You gotta remember me!”

“Ah, yes,” Nigredo said, nerves already grating at the oni— at Itto’s ego. But he kept his body language calm as he continued. “How could I have forgotten?” He turned his attention to the young woman. “And you are…?”

“Kuki Shinobu,” she answered easily. “You could say I’m his right hand woman.”

“My condolences,” Nigredo said. “So, you said you were delayed in your return from Liyue due to a mining accident, and now you’re being accused of carrying contraband back into Inazuma’s borders?”

“That’s right,” said the Shogunate from earlier.

“Have you already checked their persons and their bags?” Nigredo asked him.

“Well, yes, but—”

“Then where else could they possibly be hiding any sort of illegal materials to smuggle into the country? This seems like unlawful detainment at this point.”

“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell them,” said Shinobu, “but apparently the fact that I have a law degree means nothing to them since I’m just a dirty criminal in their eyes.”

“And just who the hell are you to tell us what our own laws are?” the Shogunate demanded of Nigredo.

“You think I didn’t study your rules extensively before stepping onto your land? If you must know, I am Albedo Aliceson, Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius and Captain of the Investigation Team. I know I have no authority here, but I should hope my word as a fellow upholder of the law would hold some merit.” For added authenticity, he tacked on a quick, “I apologize if I’m overstepping my bounds here, but as a citizen of the City of Freedom, it troubles me to see such unnecessary aggression from authorities on their own people.”

The Shogunate grumbled. “You’re pretty ballsy, I’ll give you that,” he said. “But I suppose you’re technically right. Arataki. Kuki. You’re off the hook for now. But don’t let me catch you two making trouble. Let’s go, men.”

Itto breathed an exaggerated sigh of relief as the Shogunate officers left.

“Thanks, little buddy! You’re a real life saver!”

“Think nothing of it,” Nigredo said as Albedo tried to make himself invisible before the oni or his partner looked his way.

[crystalflygeo]

Cockwarming ft Zhongli + gn!reader

cw/tags: oral sex (giving), cockwarming, zhongli has a dragon penis, semi-public sex, office sex, pet play, collaring, lingerie, praise kink, pet names (gender neutral)

notes: Something short I originally started this to sate some pet play/"good girl" kinks and at some point I just went "hey I can make this gender-neutral" so yeah.

“Good pet.”

The way Zhongli groans is pure sin and has your heart and your hole throbbing with need.

You shift a little on your knees, head bobbing lightly as your eyes flutter, lips stretching further to take more of his imposing length into your mouth, fully intending on worshiping your god. The god you loved and devoted yourself to.

His gloved hand brushes your face as a thumb strokes your cheek tenderly.

“You look so pretty like this.”

You let out a small keen at the praise, the vibrations making him hiss. Zhongli’s half chub was a comfortable weight on your tongue, but the stretch has started to make your jaw ache a little, sore. You pull back, resting the tip of the cockhead between your lips like a filthy kiss before swallowing the length back down, tasting precum and lapping at the soft ridges on the underside.

You know how obscene you must look. Debauched. Completely naked save for your lace panties and stockings. Sitting under his desk, hidden from view but still pretty exposed if one were to look from a certain angle. A shiver runs down your spine at the thrill of it.

You swallow heavily and feel the collar around your neck tighten and bob around your throat with the gesture. The geo symbol of the pendant clearly indicating who you belonged to.

“You’re taking me so well. You’re so warm.” Zhongli whispered.

You hummed again with delight and suckled at the head, slicking it with spit before continuing to service him. Your eyes blinking up at him with pure adoration.

The dragon cock is fully hard now, the ridged shaft properly stretching your mouth. If you took him down the right way, you’d feel the engorged tip hitting the back of your throat. Your tights rub together, eager mind supplying other places that perfect cock could be inside…

Zhongli’s hand cards against your hair, threading the soft locks and pulling lightly. The sting is delicious and has your eyes rolling back. “Calm down pet.”

You whine.

“This was your idea. Now hold still, hm? I’m not finished here yet.” He says, soft but firm as he turns back his attention to the documents he’s sorting through.

You make a soft noise in response, breathing slowly as your lips slide back down to take his cock to the root. You shift again to get into a comfortable position with your cheek resting against his thigh and sigh peacefully, eyes fluttering close.

[uplatterme]

Not Another Archon War!

Summary: It seems the Archons of Teyvat have been getting selfish with how less of a time they’d been spending with you. They’ve decided that enough is enough and must have you all for themselves.

No matter how far they have to go to get it.

cw: yandere themes, obsessive characters, dom!reader, sub!venti, sub!zhongli, sub!ei, gender neutral!reader, other tags will be added! (no non-con)

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The Anemo Archon presented himself in a form you haven’t seen before. Pure and white wings on his back, with a rather revealing outfit than his usual.

“You don’t want another city to fall into ruins, do you?”

The Geo Archon’s mood had been sour ever since you saw him. He put his arms around your waist, not letting you go and blocking the entrance with one of his structures.

“I…How do I say this? Must you really spend time with that drunkard and that girl more than me?”

The Electro Archon entrapped you in her Plane of Euthymia without warning and no matter how many times you asked her to let you go, she wouldn’t listen.

“A-Aren’t I enough? You won’t need the outside world. I swear it.”

[emberluc]

impurity

part 2 of sinfulness

contains: NSFW CONTENT, thoma whimpering mfmfmm, subby kaeya, breeding, overstimulation, implied degrading, exhibitionism, edging, gender neutral-ish for thoma and zhongli; male reader for kaeya (ig if ure a girl.. then imagine it as a strap on? idk) thigh riding, oral (receiving), mention of blood, masturbation, provocative words (duh)

thoma, kaeya, zhongli

note: requested by my dear friend @minqci​ ! tried to finish it all in one day for her~ feel free to req more characters, male and/or female!

thoma

despite his fierce and dominant demeanor when it comes to bargaining or fighting, he’s actually really submissive.

he can only whimper quietly as he fucks into you from behind, face buried in your neck. he’d let out a particularly loud whimper when you purposely clench around him, making him grip your waist tighter.

he has complained countless times about how tight you are, but you know damn well he likes it. he likes it when it’s hard to move, when you’re constantly asking if it’s all in.

you’ve fucked him many times, but he still can’t get used to the unbelievably hot walls surrounding his cock, to the point that he’d let out short and muffled whines from how good he feels.

he’s too shy to fuck you from a different position, only being able to focus on pleasuring both you and him if your back’s facing him. 

whenever you ‘innocently’ sit on his lap randomly, the noises he makes are immaculate. he covers his mouth with the back of his hand, and if you push him just a little more, he’ll cum on the spot even if it’s only been a few seconds. 

he’d beg for you to let him cum in you, tears pooling in his eyes from trying to stop himself from cumming. when you allow him to, he’d scatter kisses all over your back as he subtly tries to cum inside you once more.

zhongli

he’s mean. he doesn’t let you cum until he’s sure he feels good. you want to cum? you need to make him remember how it felt for the rest of his life. you can’t take it anymore? yes, you can. zhongli doesn’t stop at tears, he couldn’t care less. (he stops when you say the safe word ok he knows what consent is)

he’s harsh, when it comes to both words and actions. he tries to act uninterested when you sit on his lap while he’s storytelling, face remaining stoic. that is until you unzip his pants, freeing his once constricted cock. he could only clench his jaw as you kept moving around. people would just think, “aw, his boyfriend’s sitting on his lap! how cute”, but you’re actually subtly riding him.

you know you’re fucked when he whispers in your ear lowly, “just wait ’til we get home.”

and once you did get home, his skin started turning into one that’s similar to a reptile, his eyes and hair glowing. geo veins glowed in his arms, along with his canines growing sharper.

he’d pounce into you harshly, at an inhumane speed, ignoring your pleads for him to slow down. your neck’s dripping with beads of blood from zhongli’s bites, cum still leaking out of your hole after how many rounds. 6? 7? you already lost count after 3.

note to self... don’t be a brat around him.

kaeya

you may think he’s the dominant type, but he isn’t like that at all. he’s needy, whiny, and obedient. well, maybe not that obedient.

he’s pretty shameless, both in public and in bed. he’d beg for you to let him suck you off, slowly grinding on your thigh all the while. he’d expose his chest in hopes of you giving in. when you finally give in, he’s on his knees in a blink of an eye. 

when you order him to swallow, he never does it, but when you tell him he doesn’t have to swallow it, he does it. you had assumed that he just longs for a punishment from you, but it seems like he enjoys anything from you.

he’s the type of person who would ride your thigh, whining while rutting against it desperately as he tries his best to cum all on his own. but he always fails, because he needs your help. 

kaeya loves it when you stuff him up with your cum, jerking himself off at the thought of you filling him up all night. he loves getting off on you playing with his nipples until they’re all swollen. 

he loves when you bend him over his desk, making a mess out of him and his stuff. he loves it when you cum into him without warning, and making him do his work while he tries his best to keep your semen in him.

he’s sly and sneaky, but it’s almost like he does his best to purposely gets caught pleasuring himself just to hear you degrade him endlessly while you thrust into his tight little hole.

[starshinesama]

✦ In such a lonely world, how I wished to see you again. ✦

Your pleas were heard.

Authors note: this takes place after any regular sagau fic, (probably imposter au). Reader is Gender-Neutral but B/N is an implied she/her :]

༄ CW: loneliness, cultish themes, angst (with comfort)

Part 1 | Part 2

- POV: after being so lonely in Tervat, - you meet someone from your world, - stranded, like you.

Another meaningless day.

You walked on the streets of inazuma

If you hadn't been in this world for as long as you've been, you probably would have been more excited

To see the Sakura tree's blooming, the petals falling and flowing with the wind.

To taste the local cuisine (your mouth watering specifically for the Dango and Unagi Chazuke).

And you probably would have fell to the floor in laughter, seeing the Oni Arataki Itto lose an onikabuto match to a (literal) child

But..

It's been so long since you held that excitement in your eyes

At least it seemed so ever since that happened.

Don't get you wrong!! You still loved genshin impact, you loved the elements, the way everything seemed so alive!

But it was just so lonely

Especially with everyone around you treating you like they were below you

Your blood was gold sure, You had the power to heal living beings with your sacred blood And you just so happened to be a genshin addict that spent almost all their free time playing the game back home.

But even so..

.　⁺ . ✦　

"-your grace?" you were brought back to reality with an unpleasant jolt

"YIKES!! You scared me half to death geez.." "ah- my apologies, your grace" ...

You sigh, you insisted that they call you by your name, but they persist on calling you by your "proper title" it just never felt right

"... are you perhaps feeling unwell- [name]?" "No, it's nothing, im fine Zhongli"

(You came to Inazuma to try and clear your mind but your acolytes insisted that you brought atleast one of them with you)

The Geo archon still seemed concerned but eventually stopped trying to nag you after a while

And you were brought back to that pit of loneliness

Well you were

Until an ear splitting screech coming from Ritou Harbor nearly makes you deaf.

Wait...t-that voice! You'd recognize that annoying screech anywhere. Against your better judgment you start sprinting towards the harbor!

You hear Zhongli panicking, trying to say something but you can't hear him, maybe that scream DID make you deaf, it's like the whole world was being muted out, the only thing you can hear being the thumping of your heart as you run.

It couldn't be.. right?

You were sure you got isekaid here all alone..

That is until

"HEY! Ugh get off me!! I WILL meet my husbando-!!"

You stop dead in your tracks

"Uagh- stop thrashing will you! your causing a ruckus!!" The Kanjou Commission guard exclaimed, trying to wrestle down the girl.

You feel tears prickling your eyes

"H-hey- [Name]?! Is that you?!"

Your eyes widen and your jaw drops

No way..

"B-B/N?! What?!?-" but your cut off with the sound of B/N falling to the ground

"Uhm a little help here?" The guard finally managed to tackle down your best friend, huffing with pride somehow still not noticing you..

"Hey you."

_

You can imagine the guards shock when he saw the creator, THE creator stand before him, seething with malice

Infact, He was so shocked that he fainted.

"Uhm.. do you think he's gonna be ok?" You both kinda just stand there for a moment, not knowing what to say, before you suddenly run towards B/N, knocking you both down in a hug

ah, your starting to cry again

"I- I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" you choke back a sob

B/N just looks at you confused, before eventually hugging you back, sighing

"I missed you too.. dumbass"

You both laugh, crying, ignoring the stares your getting from the people around you (their not judging though, I mean who would dare judge the almighty creator?)

Eventually you both calm down enough to have a proper conversation

"So.. how did you get here? "

looks like you'll have a lot of explaining to do.. ␥✮

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Helloo! This is my first sagau fic so i hope yall like it, i might write a prequel to how Reader got here or a one shot about B/N if this goes well, comment to be tagged in the next chapter!

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C H I L D 

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LISTS: ANON LIST, MASTERLIST, RULES

Knight's of Favonius' thoughts on having children with their s/o!

a/n: it is currently 2:22 in the morning. this took so long, somehow came out short, did not come out good for some characters, so I’ll probably re-write soon fgirjgirgiuhuwireusf-

*EDITED PARTS: AETHER*

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*GENDER NEUTRAL READER*

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Includes: Aether, Albedo, Amber, Eula, Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, Lumine, Noelle, Sucrose

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AETHER:

AW, YES HE DOES!

REGARDLESS OF YOUR GENDER/SEXUALITY, HE WANTS CHILDREN

he definitely wants 3 kids

he thinks back to when him and Lumine were little, and how they had always wanted a little sibling!

at first he wasn’t sure about it, and wasn’t sure he’d have enough time to love them, however you used your magical Aether taming powers to convince him :D

you would eventually end up with two little girls, and a little boy!

the first to come were you’re girls, you had/adopted twins :D!

what a coincidence 

the one who’s older (by 2 minutes but whatever) was named Lumi after Lumine, she was very gentle and loving, and always looked out for her sister and brother :)

she had a dream of healing others after seeing her Auntie Barbara heal her father’s wounds from a battle with the Fatui

she spent lots of time with Barbara as a little girl, which led to her eventually meeting Rosaria, who took a liking to her

Rosaria was surprised she took such a big interest in your child, considering she usually found people like her annoying

Rosaria had seen she was better with her smarts rather than physical capabilities, and so she taught Lumi to fight :>

Lumi’s weapon of choice is a catalyst, and her weapon is a spellbook named the “Book of Dawn”

Lumi was granted a Geo vision, and her skill creates an extremely durable shield of Geo rocks, and after the shield is activated, all her attacks until it disappears with heal her party members up to 5000 HP per attack :0

her burst creates 5 GIANT rock pillars that cover different areas and deal continuous Geo damage while healing your other party members!

she would eventually grow up to move to Inazuma and open her own medical clinic, helping children all over Teyvat!

the younger one you two named Vira, because she is very strong and feisty, and she’s also fiercely protective of those who she loves, not for specific reason, but she’s just naturally like that

Vira has insane physical capabilities, and was granted a PYRO vision for her passion of saving others

she has dreamed of becoming a Knight of Favonius ever since seeing your father in battle

after she poured her dreams to you two, you were both hesitant to let her follow her dreams due to how dangerous it was but after quite a bit of resistance from her, you both caved

Aether decided to ask Diluc to meet her, in hopes of them getting along

little did he know, they would become inseperable

when she was older, he would let her intern at the tavern

he trained her to fight, and her weapon of choice also became a claymore

her ultimate move infuses her weapon with Pyro and every time she hits her opponent, it creates an explosion

her skill creates a small pyro lion similar to Xiangling’s Gouba :D

she would eventually grow up to become a strong captain in the Knights Of Favonius!

now for your son :>

he is two years younger than the girls, and you two named him Liam!

Liam is sadly mute due to an Abyss Mage accident when he was young, however he’s okay!

at the age of 8, he was granted a CRYO vision after being bullied by some towns children :(

of course Aether showed ‘em

Liam was always fascinated by the history of visions, and spent a lot of time in the library with Lisa!

Lisa eventually taught him to fight, and his weapon of choice is a spear!

he is a mix of his sisters, very sweet and loving but he also had a very strong and fierce side!

his elemental skill creates an ice turret that deals continues Cryo damage to his surrounding opponents! 

his burst creates a second vision made of Cryo energy, and it bursts all of his abilities (HP, speed, damage, etc.) for the duration of his burst :D!

he would eventually grow up to be a professer of vision history at Sumeru Acadamia!

KAEYA:

he’s kind of neutral towards having a child

isn’t against it, but if you want one he’ll be okay with that !

but no more than 2

he doesn’t really know why, he just doesn’t really want a big family

which is why....

you two ended up with a daughter !

she is stunningly beautiful btw

you ended up naming her Riley

she unfortunately  picked up some of her fathers habits and now is a tiny female Kaeya

at the age of 7, she was granted an electro vision, for her different styles!

people often thought she was weird due to the way she dressed, but after a certain outburst about how she was allowed to do and dress as she pleased she was granted her vision!

Riley gets along best with: Auntie Rosaria, Aunt Amber, and Ms. Jean

she would eventually grow up to follow in her Aunts’ footsteps, becoming the captain of the Outrider Regiment (which she revived!!!)

LUMINE:

U H

sorry but i don’t really think she’d really want children :(

instead of children, you guys would have mannnnny pets

like over 5 dogs, 3 cats, and more. 

so a lot-

your dogs’ names are: Aeth, rufus, miles, ben, porky, meatball, pinky, rosalinda, and muggs

LISA:

she rather likes the idea!

now this was not planned at all,

however, you two ended up with a son!

you ended up naming him..

MARCO!!!

he’s a very kind and proper child!

he’s an avid reader, and spends days with his mother in the library reading while she “works”! (yes I put the “” I had to-)

he is insanely smart, however he has a weak body and often becomes ill :(

however, he was determined to become a great wind glider after seeing his Auntie Amber glide!

because of his determination, he was granted an Anemo vision!

thx venti

Marco gets along best with: Auntie Amber (ofc-), Ms. Barbara, and Ms. Sucrose!

Marco would eventually grow up to be an outrider! he would also become Mondstadt’s next gliding champion!

good for marco

NOELLE:

Noelle is not against it one bit!

she loves the idea of starting a family with you! and you two do!

you end up being blessed with two wonderful sons and a daughter!

your first son was named Noah, and he was granted a PYRO vision after realizing his passion for adventuring!!

your second child was your daughter, who was blessed with a HYDRO vision for her dedication to her helping people! she was named Lillith

your last son was named Aiden, but unfortunately he never received a vision :( 

he had passed away at the age of 4 from terrible sickness it broke everyone’s hearts, but sadly the truth had to be faced

anyways, Noah gets along best with: Mr. Bennett, Ms. Fischl and Oz, and Ms. Amber!!

he would eventually grow up to become the grand master of the Adventurers Guild!

Lillith on the other hand, gets along best with: Ms. Amber, Ms. Barbara, and Uncle Aether!!

she would grow up to become a maid of the Knights of Favonius!

SUCROSE:

Our shy alchemist is.... neutral

it’s not like she doesn’t want one its just, she worries

she worries that because she’s so busy all the time, she won’t have enough time for the child

HOWEVER, after some convincing on your end, our alchemist agreed!

you two ended up having one son, named Arrow!

Arrow is a very curious child, and learned this from Sucrose!

he took an interest to something, however instead of alchemy, it was music!

like Sucrose, he has a passion for his special hobby!

however, his music was rejected by most people, and called weird and stupid

but he never gave up, and kept pushing

eventually, he pushed hard enough to earn himself an ELECTRO vision!

Arrow gets along best with: Deaconess Barbara, Mr. Aether, and Ms. Lisa!

eventually his music would be loved by all, and he would start a professional music career :D

JEAN:

Jean is... not against it!

in fact, the grand master loves the idea!

she knows she can protect her children, and she will

however, she was concerned about a few things

1, she is concerned she won’t have time for the kiddos, considering her role within the Knights

2, she is concerned she won’t be a good mother

of course, you are quick to shut these worries down, saying:

“Oh Jean, dear, I’m sure you’ll have time for them! If not, it’s okay! It happens, and also, you’ll be a fantastic mother! I’m sure of it.”

“Really..?”

“Of course really!” you said giving her a light peck on the cheek

you two ended up with three children, all girls!

your first daughter was named Vanessa, after the savior of Mondstadt

she was granted a DENDRO vision at age 10 for showing here true thirst for knowledge!

she has a personality very similar to Jean’s, except she is exceptionally smart and very skilled in battle

her weapon of choice is a claymore, and oh boy does she know how to use it

she gets along well with: Mr. Albedo, Aunt LIsa, and Auntie Barbara!

she would eventually grow up to be the Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonious

your second daughter was named Ellie, and she had a very bubbly and bright personality! she always shows compassion to those around her, and she is basically an angel sent from heaven

she was granted a PYRO vision at the age of 6 for her passion of helping others!

she gets along best with: Auntie Barbara and Ms. Noelle!

she would eventually become a sister at the church!

your last daughter was named Adley, and she was a very passionate and leading child

she was very extroverted and her speeches were beyond inspirational

because of this, she was made a Knight Of Favonious and with her ANEMO vision, and her and her catalyst easily rose the ranks

she would eventually become an Outrider, and revived it from its previous state of death

EULA:

Eula doesn’t mind the thought of children, which is why you two end up having/adopting twins!

One girl and one boy, named Mia and Luca!

Mia took up Eula’s love for dancing, and Luca took up cooking!

They both received visions, Mia received an Electro one at age 9 for persevering even though people didn’t like her dancing style

Luca received a Geo one at ago 8 because of his goal to become the best chef in Mondstadt

They both get along really well with everyone however get along best with: Ms. Amber, Ms. Noelle, and Ms. Fischl!

Mia would eventually grow up to become a dancer, and Luca a chef!

AMBER:

Amber loves the idea of have a kid!

yes 

I said A KID

not KIDS

yea she doesn’t feel ready or up for 2 or more :(

so you two end up having one child, a son named Daniel!

He inherites Amber’s personality, and at the age of 7, received a Geo vision for his goal of reviving the Outrider Regiment!

Amber was literally so proud of him oml

he gets along best with : Uncle Aether, Mr. Kaeya, and Ms. Noelle!

eventually he would grow up to become the Captain of the Outriders regiment!! (yes he revived it-)

ALBEDO:

Albedo would in fact love a smaller family, which is why the two of you ended up with one daughter!

She was named Silver, and had a natural gift when it came to alchemey, much like her father

she was very reserved, and picked up lots of her behaviors from Albedo

however even though she was reserved, she had an angry side

no one ever wanted to see her angry due to that side

eventually however, for her dedication to her family and alchemey, she was granted a HYDRO vision 

She gets along best with: Ms. Sucrose, Ms. Kaeya, and Auntie Klee!

she would eventually graduate from Sumeru Acadamia and become a Knight of Favonious, taking her fathers’ place as Chief Alchemist

[genshin-obsessed]

Could you please do a scenario with Venti, Zhongli, Hu Tao, and Raiden Shogun with a S/o that's friends with a group of slimes that correspond to their element? For example: Zhongli - Geo slimes. Sorry if its too much to ask, I just love slimes :3

So I could only do Raiden as she's the only inzauma character. I had no idea where to take this which is why it's so tiny. Also, though the title is "king" the reader is gender neutral.

King of the slimes!

“(y/n)?”

“Yes, Ei?” You asked with a smile, looking at your girlfriend. Her eyes stared at you before looking at the little slime beside you.

“Whatcha got there?”

“Oh! This is my friend! I think she’s a girl, so I named her Machi!” You said with a bright smile.

“... babe, that’s a slime.” She said with an apprehensive look, making you dramatically gasp as you hugged the electro slime. Although, it seemed to enjoy your company and didn’t shock the hell out of you.

“Excuse you, she’s my friend! Say you’re sorry!”

“Um.. s-sorry, Machi.” She said awkwardly as the slim just blinked at her before seemingly getting comfortable in your lap. “I don’t mean to pry… but how did you befriend the slime?” You thought for a second before explaining.

“Well, they just kinda follow me around! And I don’t mind letting them! If I get attacked by hilichurls, they’re always there to help me! And they’re super cute too! Especially when they blink!” You squealed, squishing the slime in your arms. Ei flinched for you but nothing happened. She knew you were bizarre but this was just something else.