#nerevar-shid-and-fard

[tanlorin]

[kicks down ur door] TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT JACKSON’S DOMESTIC LIFE

OH SBIT UHHH

in both eso and skyrim, he's actually really good at cooking! he's the one who makes the meals for the rest of lily's group (except for auri, who eats her enemies as part of her following the green pact). this is based off the fact that his highest skill in eso is provisioning and because i always see him making soup in skyrim. he's also pretty good at baking

spending centuries by himself and being a cryptid has taught him how to be organized. in eso, he was messy and would always leave his stuff behind if he didn't need it OR just raised up a skeleton and let it do all the work.

he's the one who sleeps the least in lily's party. being a demiprince, he doesn't need to sleep as much as a regular mortal. he'll still get tired if he doesn't sleep for too long, though.

lily sometimes makes him wear her flower crowns while they're traveling. he finds it weird, but i guess it's okay because it's lily??? (i used to have a lot of jackson screenshots where he'd wear them skdjsjsja)

back when jackson was growing up in his father's meridian cult, he was pretty much homeschooled by some of the cultists. being the little shit that he is, he'd always commit vandalism between "lessons." he usually did that by drawing mustaches on statues of meridia and the like.

jackson's not very good at sewing.

after lucien and auri found out about jackson being a demiprince, lucien would always ask him questions about the 2nd and 3rd eras during traveling breaks. he doesn't find it too annoying, but he has no idea what happened in the late 2nd and 3rd eras because it's all pretty much a blur to him. And because he didn't keep up with current events during those times.

[ansu-gurleht]

rules: what does your character keep on their person? bold for always, italic for sometimes. then, tag some mutuals!

tagging: @nerevar-shid-and-fard @orsinium @devilsworddante @ptsilenthill @sheobaby @ anybody else who wants to do this, i’m bad at this lol. [tagged by @akulorkhan. the edit-tag worked buddy!]

Ku-vastei

➳ BAG

backpack | messenger bag | pockets | satchel | wristlet | purse | duffle bag | briefcase | pouch | drawstring bag | fanny pack

➳ WEAPONS

sword | dagger (or shortsword) | axe | mace | warhammer | staff | (conjured) spear | throwing knives | darts | shortbow | longbow | crossbow | arrows | bolts | enchanted weapon | poison

➳ APPAREL

light armor | medium armor | heavy armor | underclothes for armor | enchanted armor | mage’s robes | uniform | casual clothes | formal clothes | cloak | scarf | hat | helmet | gauntlets | bracers | gloves | shoes | boots | hood | mask | belt | coat | jacket | necklace | bracelet | ring | watch | undergarments

➳ HEALTH + MAGIC

health potion | mana potion | stamina potion | attribute potion | alchemy equipment | herbs | chemicals | ingredients | bandages | burn cream | antidote (spell) | moisturizer | medication (sub-potion salves) | scrolls | crystals | enchanting equipment

➳ STEALTH

lockpicks | probes | trap-making tools | trap-disarming tools | disguise kit | forgery equipment

➳ TOOLS

pen | ink | charcoal | parchment | paper | compass | ruler | saw | hammer | nails | shovel | pliers | needle | thread | utility knife | art supplies | fabric scraps | kindling | magnifying glass | fishing rod

➳ PROVISIONS

rations for themselves | rations for others | fork | knife | spoon | serving utensils | pot/pan | water | alcoholic beverage | nonalcoholic beverage | pet food | drug(s) | sweets | coffee | tea

➳ PERSONAL

small amount of money | large amount of money | map | soap | comb | brush | cosmetics | hair ties | hair product | journal | razor | nail clipper | religious paraphernalia | tent | sleeping bag | blanket | pillow | sentimental item | comfort object | musical instrument(s) | toys | eyewear | identification | important document(s) | torch | book(s) | plant

anything bold, (in parantheses), AND italicized is stuff i’ve personally added to this for clarification purposes. feel free to get rid of them if i tag you!

b/c i want to, im going to elaborate on this under the cut:

she has a backpack wrapped in a bandolier of potions, most homemade. the inside of the bag is....kind of a mess. she just throws things in and has to dig around when she needs something. (not fun when she needs the knife or needle. but that’s what restoration magic’s for, right? there’s no tetanus in nirn, right?) she keeps the shovel (more of a trowel really, mostly used for muck-ing about, hehe) fastened to her bag as well. on top she keeps her guar-hide sleeping bag, wrapped in kresh fiber.

on her hip she (currently) has a sparks-enchanted glass dagger she nabbed off the corpse of one of her first morag tong writs. she thinks. she doesn’t exactly remember where she got it, but she probably killed someone for it, and love it very much.

her primary weapon, however, is a conjured daedric spear. it’s very powerful, and she loves it. just a wave of her claws and it’s hers, ready to stab.

she wears minimal medium armor, just enough to conceal under her robes. right now, it’s an orcish cuirass and bonemold pauldrons. she has a scarf now, but only after having to brave the ashen wastes of molag amur for mage’s guild business, and then winding up almsivi-intervention-ing to ald-ruhn, where there was a helpful ash-scarf merchant. she brings it with her everywhere on this stupid island now. she’s got a belt just to secure her robes a bit, and a few magic rings. 

one of those is the ring of khajiiti, which she got from doing a quest for mephala that she didn’t know she was doing, who it was for, or why. first guy she talks to in the morag tong base when she finds it says “go poison this guy’s food and don’t ask why.” so she did it without asking why, and when she came back, the morag tong guy said “mephala wants to talk to you now” and then she gave ku a magic ring. really nice magic ring, too.

as i said, her backback’s potion bandolier is chock full of useful little brews. restore health, magicka, fatigue, some cure blight disease, some dispel, levitation, etc. anything she might need that she might not (reliably) be able to cast a spell for. (she knows a levitate spell, but it’s really, really hard. she has one shot for it to work, and if it doesn’t, she’s out of magicka.)

she carries a mortar and pestle for on-the-go alchemy, and a lot of herbs and ingredients. she’s very disorganized, but at least she tries to keep those ingredients separated in pouches so as to avoid accidental reactions. she also keeps some of the marshmerrow + saltrice poultice she learned to make from her naheesh so long ago, for those times she doesn’t want to cast a spell or drink a health potion. if you apply it to a wound and wrap it up, it’ll heal, slowly but reliably.

she wants to get into enchanting, and so carries around a fair amount of petty soul gems, and a few lesser ones, and she knows a basic soul trap spell. but she’s constantly cursing herself because she always forgets to cast it, and ends up just killing the thing. she’s got a loose kwama forager, rat, cliffracer soul here and there, but she decided recently to stop carrying them around, because hist knows when she’ll actually use them for anything. still, she keeps some empty gems on her, just in case.

ku taught herself how to pick locks and disable minor traps long ago, when sneaking around the plantation to get or spread information, or to unlock armories to arm her revolt. now that she’s more magically inclined, she knows an ondusi’s spell, but always tries to pick it first, to try and keep the skill fresh.

she keeps a piece of charcoal to keep up with her journal and update her maps. even in her late 40s, she’s not completely literate, having been first a slave, then a revolutionary, then a prisoner. but she can read well enough to get by, and can even write in cyrodiilic enough to keep as detailed a journal as she can. (unfortunately, despite her ability to read cyrodiilic, it doesn’t do her much good in vvardenfell, since a lot of things seem to be written in daedric.)

she keeps needle and thread to sew up any damage to her robes, and to close particularly egregious wounds to maximize the effectiveness of healing magic done on them. she has a knife for utility purposes, generally gathering/processing ingredients such as plants or hides, as well as anything she doesn’t want to dirty her precious glass dagger for. and she keeps some kindling and corkbulb to start fires to keep her warm during the cold nights.

she always carries food and a slaughterfish-gut water bag whenever she’s on a trip for business. usually she eats salted slaughterfish, mudcrab meat, saltrice porridge, and scuttle. she also never turns down any tasty bugs she comes across. she boils her water (and cooks her porridge) in a small cast iron pot, and has a similarly sized pan for grilling meat. she keeps some sujamma on her, not for recreation, but in case she ever needs a bit of a pick-me-up. 

as a child, she spent a lot of time with her khajiit friends, who always seemed to have a way to occasionally get a hold of moon sugar, despite the harsh punishment if a slave was caught with it. as a result, ku developed something of a sweet tooth, and occasionally like to treat herself to some.

she also carries extra food and water, just in case she ever runs into a situation where she needs to escort a slave to safety.

her money never seems to exceed about 3000 drakes, mostly due to having to bribe so many people for information, since she’s not always so good with words. now that she’s got a semi-stable job with the morag tong, though, this might change soon. and if she ever gets around to selling some of the junk she’s got holed away.

she keeps the journal and map she obtained from arille’s tradehouse in seyda neen in a front-pocket of her backpack, and tucks any books she finds interesting in her travels in the bottom of her backpack. currently, she is carrying one regularly: "a pilgrim’s path,” just in case she is close by to one of the shrines, or forgets what offering to leave.

she carries her sadrith mora hospitality papers, as well as her current morag tong writs, in a separate pocket from her journal and map. she’s also been collecting these strange, glowing, singing plants she keeps finding along the water with no discernible alchemical uses. she’s shown them to other alchemists, as well, but none of them knew anything about it. some, however, told her there was an alchemist in caldera who studies these plants. she has yet to visit caldera, though.

around her neck she carries a sentimental comfort item: a fire-proof twig from a hist tree (given to her by her naheesh, it is a small fragment of a branch that fell from a hist tree) bound tightly to a small pearl ku’s mother once found in the soil at the bottom of a marshmerrow paddy. both of these women are now long dead, lost either before or during her revolt. they’re all ku has left of them, and constant reminders of the futility of her actions as a young adult.

[colonel-killa-bee]

TES hot takes that shouldn’t be controversial but they are for some reason

Forsworn are terrorists, terrorism is bad no matter the reason.

Stop defending terrorism, kiddos and other 16 year old intellectuals in the TES fandom.

[yffresbeard]

AYYYYYY happ birth!!! - nerevar-shid-and-fard

fank u uwu @nerevar-shid-and-fard

[becquerelnoir]

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Did You Know: There is no apparent limit to how large a Tamrielic spider can grow?

Unanswered lore question: is arachnophobia A Thing in Tamriel?

“I hate those damn things. Too many eyes, you know?”

Is it a phobia if it’s a completely rational fear of SPIDERS WITH NO GROWTH LIMITS??!

[cydonian-mystery]

So amendoze (formerly localdoubt and nerevar-shid-and-fard) is a queerphobe. How disappointing.

Seriously though, this fucking cancer of terf ideology disguised as "more woke than thou" whataboutism and gaslighting is spreading out of control on this godforsaken site and I'm so sick and tired of it.

It doesn't make me feel safe continuing to be here.

Because it's like... every fucking time, it's someone I've followed for years without issue to just out of nowhere repeat the same fucking ancient, tired arguments against us queer identifying people and why our identity is the ultimate evil, no good, very bad word.

I don't even engage with this bullshit anymore, because it's been debunked 50,000,000,000,000+ times by people way smarter than me, like AE Dooland and vaspider.

It isn't new anymore. It isn't novel. It's fucking tiresome. I'm beyond defending my goddamn identity.

I'm queer. Fuck off and die mad about it.

[ja-khajay]

[original post] by @nerevar-shid-and-fard

edit : credit where credit is due, @metalgearsolid3snakeeater as our beggar voice!

[boethiah]

any tes blog recommendations?

@trinimac @profanetools @seydaneencensusoffice @foulserpent @jiubilant @sharmat-dreams @tonal-modulator @nerevar-shid-and-fard @skyrimphobic @chimervera @sai-sahan @kagrenacs @nemenalya this is barely scratching the surface but like, off the top of my head these ppl consistently produce good takes/art/writing/joaks. also ofc you should follow my girlfriend @mistressdratha / @mannimarcos even though she doesnt do much TES any more

[yffresbeard]

alm of lexia

soth of sil

[daggerfall]

Can I ask how you became friends with all your TES friends? (Like the-greymarch.) Do you know each other irl? Did you meet on Tumblr? In ESO? I feel like you’ve talked about this, but I can’t remember.

Well I met @the-greymarch almost 5 years ago in a Pokemon Giveaway twitch stream, when we were both trying to get a particular Furret and bonded over our love of ferrets. From there we just became mutuals in the Pokemon Giveaway community, joined a discord or two together, and became friends from there. We both joined tesblr around the same time.

Everyone else that you may see me as being friends with I just met through tesblr by liking their posts or seeing them make interesting comments on my own and/or we're in @nerevar-shid-and-fard's discord server together. Though the first TES server I joined was Stella's partner's, who was one of the first people I followed in tesblr and kinda connected all of us together at the start. Most everyone I just met through tumblr, and my closest friends on here treat me like a person, not a blog.

[ansu-gurleht]

apparently some people think my post about dagon and balls is actually like, legitimately conflating them? my wording may have been weird, but i was actually pointing out the fallacy in conflating them

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

@nerevar-shid-and-fard, small question, do you think this is supposed to be Baurus? The name specifies him being a attendant to the current emperor, and he’s a redguard, and there is a pretty specific number of those characters, while the card art shows him having killed one of the mythic dawn assassins in a place that looks suspiciously like starting dungeon, before you split up with Uriel and go in the goblin infested cave.

Can’t for the life of me remember his lines.

[yffresbeard]

me when im akatosh:

What’s always been really funny for me is that the Divines barley make an appearance in any game. Yes, they’re mentioned with worshippers, but, like, when was the last time they said anything? Okay, yeah, Skyrim, maybe, but we barely even know what they look like, only what their symbols are.

Compared to the Daedric princes who just love interacting with people of Tamriel and appearing to them just to mess things up on Nirn

[yffresbeard]

@alkalinearth​ @nerevar-shid-and-fard​ @partyatsanguines​

The Goblin Hoblin a Serious Lore Server,,,,,,,,

[jiubilant]

i don't know how much ground this has but i always had a particular voiceclaim for ravi and i only now realized that i was thinking of john cleese. naturally, i reread all your ravi microfics in john cleese's voice - nerevar-shid-and-fard

no yeah that's...pretty much perfect. are you a wizard

(also. you reread? my work?? thank you for telling me. this was a very nice message)

fun ravi fact, since we're on the subject: that's not his real accent! he puts it on! in fact he's kept it for so long that he has trouble dropping it now. so he almost never does. and that's cymbal ism

[scalecallerpeak]

Ask Me About my OCs!

[TES OC Version]

Inspired from @nerevar-shid-and-fard

If you don’t feel like asking me a question that’s fine! You can just send me an emoji and I’ll give you a random fact!

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☠️ Gavinus (Gavin) DeArchis    (Colovian-Nord Pure Vampire Dragonborn Necromancer with Depression) 👻 Octavus DeArchis   (Colovian-Nord Ghost Axe n Sheild, was one of the four HoKs) 🐺 Figir Jormungson  (Nord Dragonborn Werewolf Stealth Archer, not a companion)

✨ Zenosha of Cloudrest  (Altmer Dragonborn Mage, head of the Dovahkiine) 😘 Cason Helbis   (Dunmer Vampire Dragonborn Stealth Archer, made some regrettable choices) 🔭 Waylas   (Redgaurd Dragonborn Alteration User, made the Skyrim glitches cannon)

💰 Ja’Tajiri  (Khajiit Suthey Dragonborn, in it for the money) 🐲 Mindolnoknikriin   (Dovah / Breton Dragonborn, chaotic gremlin will remind everyone he’s a dragon)

🛡️ Martuccio of Alinor   (Altmer Vestige, Aldmeri Dominion, what’s dead may never die) 👥 Azaril Nerevarine  (Dunmer Nerevarine, having an identity crisis 24/7) 🐆 / 🦋 Dar’Razja / Skooma Cat (Khajiit Cathey-rhat, former pirate drug lord turned HoK turned Mad God)

❄️ Edvhur   (Falmer Cyromancer, he’s been dead for 4,000 years) ⚰️ Heculmora  (Nord-Breton / Daedra Demiprince Horseman of Death, self insert) 💀 Njáll Twice-Walked  (Proto-Nord Skeleton former Tongue, loving skeleton with a family of 3)

🍖 Legothia   (Bosmer Thalomor Assasin, has a lot of issues she should talk about) 🔪 Bartholomew Vette   (Breton / Poltergeist Speaker for the Black Hand, is the most cursed man to exist) 💊 Tayana   (Bosmer Restoration Mage and Archer, Matron for the Dark Brotherhood Chadenhall sanctuary, is also Legothia’s mum)

🦇 Akeem at-Selenu  (Redgaurd Pryomancer The Agent Selenu vampire, Became a vampire at 18 due to family cult) 🗡️ Taviah Selenu (Redgaurd Imperial Officer, Sword Lesbian Ea-Nasir is her dad and she hates it) 🐶 Sully / Haeliamora  (Breton / Daedra Demiprince Horseman of War, big daemon dog and small child)

👁️ Nalpa-Ei   (Argonian, They can’t see but somehow see though Azaril’s bullshit) ⛓️ Woden Fenrigson  (Nord, Bounty hunter who can’t even catch a couple of Dragonborn) 🔮 Ceyata  (Shadow /Nord-Dunmer Umbramancer, really wants Dawnbreaker with cartoon villain intensity)

🌨️ Theodorus  (Khajiit Cathey Cryomancer one of the HoK, I’m sure nothing bad happens to him especially involving Daedra) 👑 Gloria of Cloudrest  (Altmer Alteration master theif, Zenosha’s aunt but she will scam you out of house and home)

🐟 Fam / Falmora  (Breton-Argonian / Daedra Demiprince Horseman of Famine, will probably eat out of the bins at Tescos, even the glass one) 🌙 Peter (Pêr) / Lormora  (Breton / Daedra Demiprince Horseman of Conquest and Pestilence, probably has daddy issues and a bad sleep cycle) 🔶 Havoc Kinghart (Imperial Nibeneese The Hero of Kvatch, Number one daedra hater)

🧙‍♂️ Jo'Jara  (Khajiit Senche-rhat Archmage, big archmage magnus cattus) 🔬 Garrick of The Deadlands  (Altmer Scientist, he can’t use magic but he can do science and has bad bosses) ⚱️ Dinokalfen  (Undead Dovah, they are a really angry corpse)

❌ Lorium Tharn  (Imperial Necromancer Healer, First cousin twice removed from Abnar Tharn just wants his uncle to notice him) 💥 Sosmirkrii (Dovah, One of Mindolnoknikriin’s dragon friends something they will come to regret) 🔥 Feimalven (Dovah, The other one of Mindolnoknikriin’s dragon friends that they also come to regret)

🐢 Shrieks-In-Swamps  (Argonian Shadow Scale, He just wants to live in the swamps of Blackmarsh with his Gaur and Verdigris Haj Mota) 🎭 Corchello  (Bosmer-Altmer Archer, Garrick’s son and I’m sure things go well for him!) ⚓ Vyrwen (Maomer Pirete, She’s pretty cool cause she killed a dragon and that’s pretty cool. She also has some sea serpents)

😻 Knaivish (Caedra-Daedra Battlemage, Evil manipulative cat. He taught the Horsemen all they know but is also kinda manipulating them too) 🐕 Mortium (Daedra Demiprince of Nimera, Demiprince of Decomposition, Putrefaction and Entomoglical Decay, is actually really shy but sort of gross) 🐛 Aziraji-jo (Cathey-Khajiit Worshiper of Nimeria and Peryite, well known traveling doctor in Elswyr, known for Gangreen Treatment)

🦅 Sinza (Senche-Khajiit Aldmeri Dominion member, is really tried and thinks she deserves an honourfix, in reality she probably does.) 🐱 Heric (Caedra-Daedra Healer and Townleader, Shaped like a friend and wants everyone to do well. Too good for their own good.) 🙅‍♀️ Fryca (Nord, False-Dragonborn, lies claiming she’s dragonborn to spite the other dragonborn, endorsed by a dovah.) 🌑Vokunnokqah (Dovah, A dragon no one likes, is super shady. Do not trust them. Endorsed Fryca for political gain.) ⚔️ Rahani-do (Cathey-Khajiit. Nightblade marshal arts master, Worshipper of Merunnz the Red Cat) 🍷 The Duchess (Breton Vampire, killed her husband and ‘disposed of’ her daughter after becoming a vampire. Works with daedra and is rich. Hates House Ravenwatch) 🪀 Nesdelz (Dremora Valkynaz, often called a competent dumbass, acts like a thembo but is just as bad as other Dremora.) 🪓 Sorenzzi (Dremora Valkynaz, tank generally considered the perfect ideals of a Dremora, contains the only braincell.) ⚚ Mathazil (Dremora Valkynaz, pretends to be a high and mighty mage but is actually a stem student eating cup noodles at 3am.)

➕ Healer (Dremora Grandrakyn, the First Dremora, super old lady gives off grandma vibes probably did some weird shit like say no to the creation of Mundus in her youth) 🐏 Xelonzul (Dremora Kynmarcher, called ‘The Goat’ because of his impressive primary horn rack and because he will headbutt you into next week. Mathazil’s former leader.) 🔫 Hepthera (Dremora Kynmarcher, gives off veteran grandma vibes. Has a gun, and ties knives into her braids. Sorrenzzi’s former leader.)

🏢Charles the Scamp (Daedra familiar, familiar owned by Knaivish while he works on Nirn in the second era.) 🧊 Kyndfale (Falmer, Warden Tank, Kyndfale is actually just a title but she wont state her actual name, secretive as possible, connected to Peryite)