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[sashimew-the-cat]

HATSUNE DONNIE!?!?! (Click for better quality)

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

[cellgatinbo]

i think i've heard that one before...

[aegyo-ahegao]

ALL IM SAYING is gunwook would be really fun to toy with while he's talking

like you know how he gets so wrapped up when talking about something he finds interesting? i just think it'd be really fun to just palm at his crotch in the middle of his sentence and watch him stutter and flush

but then you go "what's wrong baby? finish your story" and he can't say no so he just struggles his way through it as you grind your palm into his cock and by the end of his he's a bright red, watery eyed mess and ahhhhhhh

[kogiopsis]

I need to let you all know that @esseastri is replaying Inquisition in light of today's DA4 hype and she is RECITING LINES ALONG WITH VARRIC

[seasononesam]

Have you ever heard of a musca? Yeah, like a hybrid between a man and a fly. A lot of stories about them but no one has ever seen one in real life. If they do exist, they keep to themselves. Look at you.

[lo-fag]

hello friend I was so confused as to why you were on my feed but then I realized ITS MONDAY

LMAOOO SORRY

where you like 'hm i wonder where monday is. do you know, handsome stranger in my notes?"

[anubisisms]

7, 8, 12 and 16 for the choose violence ask game?

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because of how the fandom acts about them?

Ugh, could talk about so many here. Most recently, House of the Dragon fans made me do a twitter sabbatical because they were so irritating. I liked pretty well all the characters in S1, but fans have put me off watching S2 for now because some are physically incapable of not talking up their blorbo like they're a politician running for re-election.

8. common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

I'll answer for Critical Role for this one. Not sure if it can be quite classed as 'common', but I tend to see a lot of mischaracterization (at least in my opinion) re: Mollymauk Tealeaf. I get a bit of it is the post-episode 26 sanctification, but I don't understand why I see other Molly fans say that he is a 100% good character absolutely without fault.

I love Molly; he's my favourite of the M9. But what we see of him is of someone who is good, yes, but also arrogant enough to think he knows what's best for other people. Someone who (though understandably) withholds important information until pushed, despite the risk it might pose to others. I mean, Cree in the Evening Nip. You can't tell me it didn't occur to him that running into an old friend of Lucien's in a criminal hideout didn't possibly spell trouble. If he was alone when he ran into her, do you truly think he would have told anyone else? Not at that point in canon.

Again, I love him, but Molly, like the rest of the early M9, is still a dick in his own way. He pushes on boundaries, lies all the time, and does put people off at times for good reason. That's what makes him, and all other CR characters, so wonderful. The bland interpretation I've seen around of Molly as just kind, with no hint of selfishness or arrogance that he shows in canon, is just boring to me.

And if he'd been around post-episode 26, I guarantee those little flaws would have become much bigger and more glaringly obvious with time, accompanied by many others. Because that's fun!

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Hear me out Hannibal fans: Chilton.

He's annoying, sure, but he also operates by Looney Tunes logic on a biological level and he exudes little brother energy. He's hilarious and more people should appreciate the sheer absurdity of the fact he survives as long as he does.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

I'll answer Critical Role again, kinda for two things in one: shadowidomauk and TNEOL. Didn't like the choices made in TNEOL and I stand by the fact that Molly would not really have a thing for Essek. Enjoy each as you guys please but I don't vibe with either.

Sorry for the rant that ended up in the middle there, and thanks for the ask!!! The original ask game is here.

[barbiecarlo]

DALBEC DOES IT! WOOSOX WALK IT OFF! 🔥🔥🔥

+ bonus

[sergeantjessi]

"This is like the nerdiest shit I've ever talked about. I'm rock-collecting in a video game."

And I love u for that Smant

[villainsally]

💙💘💗

Technically I'm platonically engaged RN so if ya wanna have a platonic marriage, ask 112 and Ghostie first. But thanks!!

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

[cellgatinbo]

ᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠᶠfffffffffffffffffffffffoda.

[autistic-ace-bee]

ZEPH ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🎉🎉

hi nerd!!! i have not spoken to you in a while aiektmgk good to see you hehehhe <3333

and yes for another 6 minutes hehehehe

[screampied]

☆ cw. fem! reader, college au, first lesson, dumbification, praise, he's so nerdy, squırting, unprotected, mdni.

nerd! nanami who ends up teaching you a few ‘fundamentals’ of squirting after you end up gushing out by accident.

“oh, my,” he’d huskily croon, taking a short glance at your body that’s laid flat on his timber desk. mousy eyes zero up ‘n down your entire frame before he groans, feeling your legs snake around his slim torso. after another hourly long session of cramming your brain with pounds of boring information, you’d probably forget by the next day, you told nanami that you wanted to try out ‘penetration.’ and now, that came with you gushing straight out with his meaty shaft buried snugly deep inside of you. he grows quiet, smacking his lips as he feels your slobbering cunt dripping wetly like a running never-ending faucet. it’s almost adorable with the way your face scrunches up and you’re clawing at the buckle of his drooping belt with shaky hands. “we haven’t gone over that area yet, sweetheart,” and you’re moaning, feeling your back tickle against the scattered piles of marked papers that laid directly underneath you. “ah, ah. don’t close ‘em,” he purrs, staring as your stick-glossed quavery legs try to snap themselves shut. “let me examine the wet problem a bit closer.”

“w- was that supposed to happen?” you breathe through rushed pants, frantically chewing on your bottom lip as you watch him pull out. he’s slow, feeling your slight muscles tense and spasm as you drenched the entirety of his stilled dick with molasses of your webby slick. “f- fuck,” you whimper, and nanami’s pressing a pointed thumb down against the pearly top part of your tender clit. gradually, he’s swirling a plethora of exaggerated shapes alllll around your tender entrance, lowering his head once his turgid cock’s fully out of you.

with a placid hum, nanami nods. “don’t fret, sweet thing. it’s normal,” and you prepare a deep, heavy breath as you try to peek down, watching nanami re-adjust his clear-framed glasses. “but, do you think you can do that again? i’m . . having a bit of trouble with my vision,” and he softly presses a chaste kiss against your cunt. shortly after, a slimy dewy web of stringy juices merrily glues against his lips. “i believe if my hypothesis is correct . . if ‘m closer like thiiiis,” and you moan, feeling the cold lenses of his glasses press right up against your puffed folds. “you’ll help me solve just how much of a wet girl you can get for me this time.”

openly, nanami eyes at your sopping pussy that’s just pouring from all areas with so many dewdrops of slick. a shimmery stream of your syrupy arousal cascades down the slot of your entrance and oh- it’s so pretty. at least to him.

if you squinted enough, you could see the obscene mirroring reflection of the shiny glossed view that rests between your legs from the clear lenses of his glasses. “clitoral glands,” he starts to ramble, rubbing a thumb near the top bulb-shaped part of your twitching heat. “clitoral body,” and you moan, feeling him swerve his digit down lower. “but let’s skip to . . . her,” nanami coos huskily, and you gasp once his round thumb plugs itself inside you after just a few loose inches. you swallowed that single digit right up oh-so blissfully.

like a hidden trick of a magician—his finger disappears inside of your cunt, and it presses against a particular small texture right above your lower opening. “. . that pretty urethra of yours.”

there - that’s where you felt the exact pressure of yourself gushing out, creaming down his cock with such a vivid risqué spray.

you’re still getting over it as your jaw dangles open—mouth cutely wholly ajar and all. as nanami continues to toy with your slobbering clit, he silently grumbles whatever extra clitoris facts underneath his breath. a single finger that was tucked inside of your gummy orifice gradually transitions into two, and you let off the sweetest moan that rang against his ears.

“such a pretty pussy from an even prettier girl,” and his words smokily deepen as he loudly ‘pops!’ both fingers out of your drenched slit. it’s all puffy now, drooling from each slippery flap. nanami sits up before re-aligning his milky-covered tip against your sobbing cunt.. “mini pop quiz,” he grumbles, letting off a deep sigh once his flushed crownhead languidly slides its way between the split of your folds. you’re laid back against the desk with a pout twisting across both sides of your lips.

pop… quiz?

nanami adjusts his crooked glasses by shoving them slightly back with a middle finger before humming. “riddle me this,” and a sweet moan drags its way past your throat once he’s smearing his bulbous tip across your sticky entrance.

left-to-right and it’s hypnotic. “what is the majorly important gland of the clit that helps lubricate the vagina properly?” and nanami presses a large hand on your tummy, simpering at the cute silence for an answer. with a snicker, he tilts his head at your quirked brow. “oh- c’mon. this is easy, we talked about this two days ago.”

“t . . the um-” you stammer, the throbbing of your clit increasing with each delicious second that passed. with your mind joggling its empty memory, you inhale a moan that was desperately trying to escape from your spit-stained lips. “the clitoral glands?”

“close, but no, dumb girl,” and with a smack, nanami whacks his swollen tip against the front of your weeping pussy. you finally release that moan you were holding onto with heave after heave puffing out your chest. “try again. this time, actually use that brain for me, yeah?”

you pout, and after about four seconds you left off a whiny grump. “is it . . the skene’s glands?”

“good girl,” and you let off a needy mewl once he rubs a palm against your pussy. his personal way of praising you without words, even after calling you a ‘good girl.’

it’s a soft, enticing rub that smears the entirety of your slick around his entire palm, coating it right away.

you’re so wet - pathetically drenched that you stick your candied juices all over the prints of his hand.

“it’s very important that you know about the skene’s glands. just like how important it is for me to teach you how soaked you are,” and you don’t even realize it, but the second he spanks against your cunt once more with his palm, you’re squirting . . again.

it’s a thick shiny geyser that ends up spurting out of you with a loud pssssh! and your toes curled in ecstatic rapture. you’re whining at how sudden and abrupt it was, and nanami just shakes his head with a wry smile. a hand maneuvers in a circular rotation against your pussy as you finish your three-second monumental high. “f- fuuuck, fuck!” you whimper out the same colorful syllables through your lips as your eyelids droop.

as you’re panting, still feeling the scattered bundles of paper rub and prick against the back of your skin, you eye nanami through murky peripherals. pretty ‘n glossed-eyed, you let off a shaky puff before moaning. “did . . did i pass?”

“not quite,” nanami takes his glasses off. they were still a bit soaked from earlier, a bit of your own droplets of literal juices fogging the lenses before he gave it a sweet lick. filthy. nanami squints at your twitching body before slithering a fat thumb down your tender, convulsing pussy for the nth and last time. “think we still have more basics to go over,” and he positions his head right back down between the eagle-spread valley of your legs, whistling riiiight between your driveling, puffy slit.

“besides,” and you whine once he gives your cunt its final, sloppy spank. “my only criticism— is that, we could work on that squirt velocity a little bit more,” and he pats your cunt before staring straight at your pulsating entrance, hungrily licking his lips.

“i wouldn’t mind training her, heh.”