#neji is so sassy tho

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Neji says “my wife, the head of the Osaka Clan” the same way Regina George says “my dad, the inventor of toaster strudels.”

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I heard you were supplying good Sasunaru fics?? 👀

oh lord lmao okay so beware i have QUITE a few!! i’ll make like. a separate post of all the ones i think are pretty chill if anyone wants it? you’d just have to remind me tho lol but here are the top ones:

U c h i h a by vonlane ongoing

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this is really really really good!! it has a very sassy and dramatic naruto in it who’s gay as fuck and he’s in love with sasuke, but sasuke is ‘straight’ and dating sakura and waves off all his attempts. its soooo funny and amazing and ughhhhh read it !!! (literally anything by or translated by vonlane is hella amazing)

Chasing Naruto by AkaTsume completed

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this one was cute too, from what i remember !! it’s a college au about sasuke coming to terms with his feelings, but i can’t remember what else happens. i’ll have to reread it again lmao

Roommates Trilogy by FastForward finished

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this one is kind of dark in the end and the second and third, so i mean you can read the first one which isn’t that horrible, but there is rape mentions in the second, so if that’s triggering or you just cannot deal with it (i could barely ever get past a paragraph sometimes), DO NOT READ THE SECOND ONE. i haven’t read the third one because the second fucked me up, but the first was so great! i linked the first book on here, but the second and third you can find on FastForward’s acc, which i have also linked for you (because she’s got some dark, but good stuff too)

Just Soggy From The Chemo by Cat and Fiddle short story

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sasuke has cancer. it runs in the family. naruto helps cheer up his time in the hospital

if you listen to this song with it, i’m 99.1 percent sure you’ll cry. i did.

The New Guy by SilverRose88 finished

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tHIS. IS. CUTE. after i finish this post i’m going to go reread it. it’s a highschool au where naruto and sasuke get the roles of romeo and juliet and sasuke falls in love with naruto… only to find out he has competition.

Espionage by FoxFaceIchi ???

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oh dear god i hope it’s finished, but i’m not really sure. i’m on chapter 12 right now and it’s sooo good. basically sasuke is a spy and he’s sent on a mission with neji and kakashi to ‘protect’ naruto. but there are some things they hadn’t been expecting to happen. like sasuke falling for both sides of naruto.

Disorderly Conduct by ISpyMyEye ongoing

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this is hilarious lmao, sasuke is the rebellious son who sleeps around as a way of striking out against his dad, who did some pretty bad (in sasuke’s opinion) stuff. then naruto becomes his bodyguard. his highly trained and not interested bodyguard. haven’t reached the end of this but it’s reallllly good so far!

i think i have one last one and then i swear i’m done!!!!!

Smile by Repeated Love Song finished

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this one’s one of my favorites! i almost didn’t put it on here though, because i haven’t finished it and i’m afraid it might get dark after chapter 21 ?? but don’t take my word on that, it’s a wonderful story, but it kind of strays from the original point after chapter 5, but honestly you hardly notice it. but basically, sasuke never smiles. like, ever. and then naruto comes around, finds this out, and won’t leave the poor guy alone because of a bet he made with neji saying that he would get sasuke to smile. except,,,,, well, it’s not that easy

thank you for this ask, anon!!!! yikes, i’ve been wanting to suggest these to people for foreverrrr !!!

 have fun reading !! i have more if anyone wants them or has a certain trope or something that they want :)