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Werner herzog

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vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

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Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

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I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

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Dad passed this lady her drink and she said "thank you sir... Well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore... Since it's a pronoun!" and he literally just looked at her like this 😐

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The worldbuilding for Madoka Magica is so laughably ridiculous the more I think about it. There’s an entire conspiracy of alien ferrets bolstering human evolution because we are canonically so stupid we could not have done it on our own. Said alien ferrets have learned to harvest human emotions as an energy source to prevent the heat-death of the universe but EXCLUSIVELY target teenage girls because that’s the only demographic that emotes hard enough to do this viably. They also think having emotions is a mental illness. They start poking around the soul of a teenage lesbian and accidentally turn her into Satan and she is now hunting them for sport.

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CARSON SHAW & GRETA GILL A League of Their Own | 1.03

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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

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trixie motel lesbian room!!!!!

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the lemon cake is where I lost it

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honestly i just think we all need to slow down

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As a freshly-converted communist I can easily imagine how those stand-up comedians who take hard right anti-woke turns must feel–the sheer elation of openly expressing ideas that were once forbidden to even whisper, that perhaps they dared not even to contemplate.

The difference of course is that in my case those forbidden ideas are things like “Politicians should go to jail when they commit crimes no matter which party they belong to,” “Corporations shouldn’t be above the law,” and “Bombing children is wrong,” as opposed to “Fuck everyone whose identity I can’t personally wrap my head around.”

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With the overturning of Roe v. Wade, I need to let people know how dangerous the healthcare privacy climate is now. As someone that works with PHI (protected health information) I want to stress that HIPAA (the law that prevents your health data from being shared) does not apply to healthcare apps. These are incredibly dangerous to use, not only because law enforcement can procure a subpoena to access this information, but because these apps can sell your health data to any third party—potentially anti-abortion activists. Anyone with a uterus should delete not only period trackers, but mental health apps, because if you have a miscarriage or seek an abortion in a state that outlaws it, your mental health history can be used against you.

I would also discourage people from using online therapy apps like BetterHelp and Talkspace. Though BetterHelp says they are HIPAA compliant, that is a lie. They have shared data with Facebook. Their most recent privacy policy update says “We may share your information in connection with an asset sale, merger, bankruptcy, or other business transaction.” Any data breach could put your information at risk. Any health app could suddenly decide to change their privacy policies without notice.

Most responsible clinicians put your health data under (many times literally) lock and key. PHI software like Epic or Cerner have numerous failsafes to prevent data leaks. This is not the case for apps. BetterHelp and healthcare apps in general do not care about this. They only care about money. Do not trust any app or healthcare provider that operates strictly online. And for your own sake, use a VPN if you’re searching for abortion providers or advice.