#neither do the dormers. they have an eyebrow style dormer next to a shed next to an arched wall dormer
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just realized that the zimmermans probably live in a mcmansion and uh. don’t know how to feel about that one.
#check please#once you get a certain amount of money all aesthetic knowledge flies out the window#the house would just melt because it’s made of so much plastic#they have six garages#jack: we don’t even have that many cars??#bet it has a turret :/#i like victorian house turrets but mcmansion turrets are just. awful.#i love bob and alicia but they’re rich people.... rich people don’t know shit about nice houses....#specifically rich people who got rich by doing sports and acting. they don’t know shit!!! about houses!!!!#their windows don’t make any damn sense#neither do the dormers. they have an eyebrow style dormer next to a shed next to an arched wall dormer#their house seems symmetrical until you look close and you’re like WAIT A MINUTE#the roofline fucking SUCKS. it’s all nubs and cathedral ceilings. heating is so expensive.#their pillars have some WEAK entablatures. also the pillars are made out of plastic.
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