#negan funny

[cat-cosplay]

My Cat this Thanksgiving

[junkpuppet225]

Y/N: Why does Alexandria have some random guy locked up down there? That like the drunk tank or something?

Michonne: Negan isn’t just some random guy. He’s our prisoner. We’re trying to do something here - show people that we don’t have to kill our enemies.

Y/N: Is this like a no kill shelter kind of place? Spare the rod and all that?

Daryl, blinking: Nah. We still do what needs’ta be done.

Y/N: So you’ve killed people?

Daryl: Mmhm.

Y/N: What did Negan do?

Michonne, hesitating: …

Daryl, narrowing his eyes.

Y/N: I have a right to know, if I’m going to be living here and all.

Michonne: He killed our friends then tormented us for months like some psychotic dictator. He tortured Daryl.

Y/N: Ah - some power hungry asshole. I’ve come across a lot of those type since this all started. Sorry about your friends - people that kill for no reason like that - unprovoked? They belong locked up. Or worse.

Michonne, glancing to the window above Negan’s cell: Well, unprovoked is a difficult word.

Y/N: He was provoked?

Michonne looking over at Daryl: I mean, we did kill an entire warehouse of his men.

Y/N: Woah. Bet that was a blood bath.

Daryl, growling: They was asleep.

Y/N, looking between them: Oh. Got the jump on them. They fucked with you first though, yeah?

Michonne: Not…, exactly.

Y/N, now also hesitating: Some uh people gotta die - I get it - Negan retaliated by killing a bunch of your guys. Tit for tat. Not cool, fuck him.

Michonne: He actually only killed two of our guys… and the second one was because Daryl punched him.

Y/N, eyes going wide: Huh. I see. Um, Aaron said you guys had a pool table?

Negan, sitting in his cell:

😂😂😂 Don’t get me wrong I loved Glenn! (and Abe - who’s always forgotten when it comes to remembering 😂) but this thought lives rent free in my head. ✌🏼 Also it WAS NOT pookies fault Glenn got the bat, this just makes me giggle.

[jdms-flat-ass]

That’s me. I’m the burnt corpse tryna get my crusty gremlin hands on that man 😍💅

[blackvelveteen1339]

Hilarious and spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 RICK AND MORGAN HELP MEEEE 😭😭😭😭

[bunnychalkandtalk]

Walking Dead characters as things students have said to me

RICK: I don't know how I'll survive the day. I didn't even bring a pencil.

CARL: I may be small, but I am also very afraid.

DARYL: I found some M&Ms on the floor. They had a little dust but if you just blow on it gently, they're as good as new.

THE GOVERNER: (student A) I'm starting my own empire. Rule number one: everyone must give me the answers to the test.

NEGAN: (student B in response to student A) I'm starting MY own empire. Rule number one: I must give everyone the answers to the test.

CAROL: I am an academic weapon. Some people might say I'm illegal illegal to use in all 50 states.

MAGGIE: I'm honestly just trying not to fall asleep while you're talking, miss.

GLENN: How about in the next seating plan you ~randomly~ place (STUDENT) next to me? That way I can ~randomly~ start a conversation with her.

[captsharonstark]

Negan's Sass in The Walking Dead (1/??)

[ar-grimes]

[brutal-out-here]

You know it’s really funny to watch Negan *does not know how to shut his mouth for more than two seconds* meet the Whisperers

[sweatyrickgrimes]

this is what they did when no one was looking btw

[ex0rin]

texts from last night + whatever these three have going on

[s1eepy4114]

I 100% remember this being in The walking dead 😼

[gamergoddess003]

Omg I love John’s dance! 😂😂😂

[jdms-flat-ass]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN…?

[katierosefun]

negan and maggie’s relationship is so. so fuckign fascinating to me. like. like…imagine teaming up with someone (repeatedly) who killed the love of your life and was also either directly or indirectly responsible for the death of your friends. imagine wanting nothing more than wanting to kill this person and feeling bitter and angry because your friends refuse to kill this person. you are so anguished over it that you leave with your son (whose father was murdered by this person), and then you come back, and all your friends seem to begrudgingly trust (or at least coexist) with this awful person. and this person is now trying to help you. he saves your life multiple times and also saves your son, the last living reminder of your murdered love. this person is asking to become the monster so you don’t have to. this person tells you that you need to come back. this person understands that you would kill him, and he might even let you. he lets you do the closest thing to killing him instead—he lets you turn him in, knife to his throat, and you’re leaving him, and your son won’t talk to you, and you come to the sudden realization that perhaps you need to go back for this monster. what the hell kind of dynamic is this

[alexpdcl]

Silly goofy ahh

[brbarou]

this is the most toxic a ship can get before people start getting scared