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Donkey Kong Z Episode 5

*In a black screen, donkey kong was walking then stopped and looked at the audience with the thumbs up saying "Ook!" then walked off and vanished. DKJR and Cranky appeared moments after that*

DJ: I thought I heard someone in here. Cranky: Must be nothing. Now listen here you whippersnappers, just because you have all those fancy smancy phones and how you can look through anything you'd like to know, that doesn't make you smarter or better than ya parents! Don't ever disrespect them just cause you have a phone! You need them a lot more than they need you. DJ: Have humility and honor and always stay pure of heart. Don't give into technology too much or it will control you.

*DJ and Cranky kong walked out of the fourth wall break black screen*

OP - Dragonball Opening English

DK (Narrating): Last time on me Z. Spyro and crash were captured by gruntilda after finding the fruit gems first, my guess is either mewtwo or k rool told her and decided to mess them both up good. But we sure showed her, before mewtwo deleted her from existance that is. Crash was briefly edgy but he managed to snap out of it, having him talk was too weird, much less aku aku being silent. Now we're about to discover mewtwo and lucario's pokemon world thanks to lucario's wish. Is the shadow alliance gonna invade that place next? Find out on me Z! *Hoots*

Episode 5: Into the Galar Region (After lucario used the crystal coconut to resurrect the pokemon universe. The crossover gang went into the galar region, while in the region, mewtwo managed to obtain the strawberry, grape, dragon fruit, peach and watermeleon fruit gems all on his own and lucario went against mewtwo once again but was easily defeated again. Lucario gave everyone time to find the rasberry fruit gem just so he can call the galar region starters and legendary pokemon Zacian and Zamazenta to defeat mewtwo.)

A Moment's rest before contiuning - Final Fantasy X - Calm Before the Storm [Extended]

DK: *Yawns as I stretched and walked out of my room* Diddy: *Yawns while stretching then follows DK* Man I feel great, I can already tell today's gonna be a good day, I can see it now...well expect for the view.

*DK's buttcheeks are jiggling in front of diddy's face as he walks and diddy following from behind*

Fox: *Looking into the ship location* Slippy: *Working on new upgrades* DK: Morning everybody. ^_^ Krystal: Good morning donkey kong. Spyro: Hey. Crash: *Speaks gibberish* Falco: Sup. Dillon: *Just nods* Lucario: *Looks out the window in silence while still holding the crystal coconut in my hand* DK: So what's up? Fox: Look.

Into the Starry Way - Shenmue Music: Pray to the Stars

DK: Whoooooa. Fox: We've just arrived in starry way. Diddy: *Whistles with amazement* Banjo: I've never thought space would be this breathtakingly beautiful. Kazooie: Me either. DK: Can I eat one? Krystal: *Giggles* No DK, you don't eat stars you look at them. DK: What are stars made out of? Fox: Technically speaking they're made of gas. DK: Soooo if I was to fart in space, would I be able to make stars come out of my butt? Falco: *Facepalm* Not how that works DK. -_- Peppy: Why do I feel deja vu with this conversation? Falco: Honestly me too. Lucario: "How can you all casually talk at a time like this?!" Krystal: Lucario you seem depressed. Lucario: "I've never felt this homesick in my entire life, all those innocent trainers and pokemon gone, all because I failed to save the planet. And I miss it so much....I just wish for my homeworld to be restored once again...is that so much to ask?"

Crystal Coconut's Power / Lucario's Wish - Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep OST - The Key of Light

*The crystal coconut glows then a bright orb flew out of the great fox then went further away and exploded into a flash of light then the pokemon homeworld appears in front of them*

Pokemon Universe Restored - Pokémon Gym / Evolution - Super Smash Bros. Brawl

All: WHOOOOOOA!!! Diddy: Lucario! You wished for your home planet and the coconut answered you! Mewtwo: "I knew you couldn't resist Lucario. Now I'm going to destroy it again, and this time, I won't make the mistake of killing you." Lucario: .... Slippy: Finally. I'm going to land on that planet. Hang on everyone!

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Mewtwo: "Klump, krusha!" Klump and Krusha: Yes mewtwo? Mewtwo: "Now that the pokemon world has been restored, go there and find the five fruit gems. After that, I'll destroy that planet again." Neo Cortex: Why destroy a planet if you can conquer it? K Rool: Because he's afraid of being captured by pokemon trainers! *Walks in* Mewtwo: "I'm warning you right now k rool, reframe from this outburst immediately." K Rool: I don't think so! You know you're weak and you refuse to be tamed by human trainers, so you destroyed the planet just so YOU remain invincible, right? Mewtwo: ..... K Rool: Well let me make this clear to you when you do fail? I'll take back command of the shadow alliance. Mewtwo: "Right, continue following a coward who hides behind his troops, takes bananas from apes, and dresses up like it's Halloween somewhere." Gnasty Gnorc and Tiny: Ohhhhhh! K Rool: Shut up! Mewtwo: "Just face it k rool, you have no true ambition here, I do. The only thing you're capable of doing is failing along with being a disgrace as a villain. You can't even keep your troops in line. So maybe you should go through middle school first before you go pointing fingers at "mature adults". K Rool: Why you self-righteous, inconsiderate- Mewtwo: "I have put up with your foolishness for far too long, be silent and let's continue with the mission. And then I shall see what to do about you next." *Flew off* Gnasty Gnorc: Dude that was awesome! K Rool: Huh? Neo Cortex: You stood up to Mewtwo. Not even I would've been able to do that. Emperor Andross: I personally don't see pokemon as threatening but I'm glad someone said something to him. He's far too power-hungry and crazy. Ripto: More so than the sorceress. Sorceress: Hey! Ripto: I mean the way he killed those kremlings was just too far. Klump and Krusha: We respect you boss! K Rool: Well, It's about damn time.

>>>

Lucario: "No, no, no! We have to go there and now! Mewtwo is going to destroy that planet again!" Fox: Wait, if the other Pokemons are back the mythical and legendaries can help you defend Mewtwo. Lucario: "Wait...Zacian and Zamazenta! I have to find them." Fox: Good, you go ahead and do that. We'll continue finding the fruit gems. Lucario: "Just don't let him take my home away from me again, please..." DK: You can count on us Lucario. Diddy: Besides we all owe you big time for helping us. Lucario: *Nods then ran off*

*As the ship landed into the galar region, lucario ran straight out and so did everyone else, donkey kong transforms into his super kong form and flew up to outer space to face mewtwo*

Fox: Diddy kong. Diddy: Yeah? Fox: You'll be staying in the ship with me. We've got some training to do. *Walks off* Diddy: Oh right. *Follows Fox*

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Galar Region - Wild Area (Version 2) - Pokémon Sword and Shield OST (Gamerip)

Lucario: *Stopped to look around* "Just how it was before. I just hope I'm not to late." *Ran off to find them* "They should be at the mountains."

*Zacian and Zamazenta came up from the mountains then leaped down until they reach Lucario*

Zamazenta: "What is your business here Lucario?" Lucario: *Kneels* "You must believe me. Mewtwo has gone power-hungry and destroyed this planet after my battle lost against him. I came across an old friend and wished for my home to return. Mewtwo is on his way and I desperately need your help to stop him at any cost. I beg you." Zacian: .... "Mewtwo has destroyed us all before? We've been given a second chance. We must take action upon this matter" Zamazenta: "Agreed. We will help you defeat Mewtwo, such violent destructive actions will not go unpunished." Lucario: *Stands up* "Thank you both. We must warn the others." Zacian: "That we shall."

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Mewtwo: *Floating up in space* "It's like I never destroyed it. Cannot let my weakness be known, otherwise, they'll use it against me." *Points my finger at it* "I sense Lucario and the others are on that planet, he won't live this time." Super DK: Hey hairless cat! Mewtwo: "WHAT?!" Super DK: BANANAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!!!!! *Flew up to mewtwo and used chi energy punch to his face* Mewtwo: *Flew back but not too far as I quickly stopped myself then my psychic energy started glowing around as my purple eyes glew with anger* Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Super DK: Amazing, normally when I punch bad guys they all go flying and vanish but not you. Alright, I love a challenge! Mewtwo: "Your very presence mocks me." Super DK: Sorry did you just say kiss my butt? Mewtwo: "ENOUGH!!!!" *My psychic energy began to glow even brighter and bigger as my anger grows* "I have never met someone who is just as obnoxious as the other dumb-headed villains I work with! K Rool may have failed to kill you but I won't fail to make his mistakes!" Super DK: Well at least I have friends unlike you. Mewtwo: "Care to elaborate on that fact?" Super DK: You're far too close-minded and most of all psychotic, everybody fears you, including the other villains. Mewtwo: "Fear is how you get people to respect you." Super DK: No it doesn't! K Rool is much more of a decent villain than you are, all you are is just a psychopathic murderer that doesn't care about anyone but yourself! Mewtwo: "Listen to this monkey, he thinks he knows everything about me. If I recall, the name donkey is referred to as a dummy, correct?" Super DK: I'm not dumb, I may not look like it but I'm smart and I'm special, father and grandpa said so themselves, and I don't care what you or anyone else thinks. Mewtwo: "Very well then. Enlighten me "smart ape". Hit me." Super DK: Okay you asked for it.

*Super DK flew towards Mewtwo to punch him then Mewtwo teleported but then super donkey kong teleported himself behind Mewtwo and kick him right in the face*

Mewtwo: *Flew back then rubs my face which has a red spot from the kick* Super DK: Heheheheeeee, you missed meeee. *Hoots mockingly* Mewtwo: "Never have I heard such insolence!!" *Shot purple energy beam out of my finger* Super DK: *Slapped the energy beam aside* Can a dumb ape do that? Mewtwo: *Growls as I continued firing multiple energy beams*

*Super DK slapped every single energy beam until there was nothing but smoke as Mewtwo stopped firing finger beams and checked to see if DK would fall then he had his hand out as the smoke cleared*

Mewtwo: "WHAT?! This is impossible!" Super DK: Hehe. It might work if I didn't discover my super kong form. But since I did, your normal attacks won't affect me. Mewtwo: "Silence!! You insist on going on and on about your cocky nature! Super DK: Right, so the fact that you're power-hungry makes things better?! You've destroyed the only home that Lucario had and cared about, all because you're afraid of feeling weak to people! All because of both pokemon trainers, all this talk about being superior to everyone just because it's right for you. There's no honor in any of it! Mewtwo: "It's the ONLY way to keep those villains in line! You wouldn't understand. I was experimented by pokemon scientists for years! YEARS!! Cursed to live in the presence of an original mew! I don't need pokemon trainers to train me because I'm strong enough as it is!" Super DK: Look, maybe you just needed a friend, or someone to look out for you. I can help you. Mewtwo: "I do not need your pity. Besides, a simple-minded simian like you could never understand what power truly is. Now I command you to step aside or I'll kill you where you stand. Super DK: You'll have to survive this fight first!

*Super DK gave out a battle cry as he flew towards Mewtwo then they both punched each other while teleporting in multiple directions while dodging each other's attacks. Mewtwo tried to use his tail to smack DK in the face but he dodged and flipped back*

Super DK: You know for a so-called superior pokemon you sure are bad at beating me. Shadow Mewtwo: "Enough of this!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" *Transforms into my shadow form* You've fought well and managed to dodge some of my best attacks, but you've caused me enough trouble. This distraction will only prologue the inevitable. Soon as I take the fruit gems for myself I'll destroy those so called "villains" and become this worlds creator. Super DK: *Mimics* I'll destroy those so-called villains and become this world's creator Shadow Mewtwo: .... "What are you doing?" Super DK: What are you doing? Shadow Mewtwo: Stop that! Super DK: Stop that! Shadow Mewtwo: Stop that, this instance! Super DK: Stop that, this instance! Shadow Mewtwo: Stop that, right now!! Super DK: *Giggles* Or what? You still haven't taken me down yet, you're just a grumpy kitty cat. Shadow Mewtwo: "I grow tired of your childish games!! YIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

*Both of them continued fighting and dodging*

Eyecatch A/Donkey Kong Z will be right back - Donkey Kong Country OST - Stage Clear

Eyecatch B/Now back to Donkey Kong Z - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Soundtrack - World Clear

Diddy's Talk with Fox - Shenmue Music: Fukuhara's Confession

Fox: Now then, what do you know about jeet kune do? Diddy: Basically a lot of kicks and punches. Most important balance. Fox: It's more than just punches and kicks. Now you've learned kung fu from lucario, but you can transcent yourself in doing both fencing and boxing all in one, combine all three and you have jeet kune do. You gotta be fast, alert while also being unpredictible, react to every opponents movements before they could do so. If you gotta dodge, do so. If you gotta hit, hit'em hard and fast. Diddy: So being invisible basically. Gotcha. *Got into fighting stance* Ready. Fox: Good, than your training will begin.

Teaching Diddy Jeet Kune Do - Shenmue Music: Swallow Dive (Game version)

*Fox went into fighting stance as they both circle around each other then went closer to hit each other*

Diddy: *Speed dodged Fox move with a counter strike of kicks and punches* Fox: *Grabs and parry's diddy's kicks and punches then punched diddy two times until I started jab kicking with an Infinite amount of flurry strikes* Diddy: *Back flip to avoid getting hit them spin on my hands to do a side sweep* Fox: *Backflips to avoid the side sweep* I think you understand the jest of this. Diddy: I do. Fox: Good, then let's get serious.

Show me what you've learned/Fox Vs. Diddy - Tekken Tag Tournament Arcade OST: Law

*Fox ran towards diddy and began to fight seriously, making him much more harder and challenging*

Diddy: *Kept dodging until I got hit two times and flipped over* Oogh! Fox: Come on, you're faster than me, try harder! Diddy: *Got back up as my chi flow through my body giving me extra boost and powered through against Fox* Fox: *Speed dodge leaps around then ignited myself and flew towards diddy using the fire fox attack* FIRE!! Diddy: *Uses chi to create a shield barrier and bounced Fox away from me* Hah! Fox: *Slides back then dropped my fighting stance* I think you're ready. Diddy: *Flips back landing on my feet then bows* Thank you for training me. Fox: No prob. Now let's get those fruit gems. Diddy: Yeah.

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Shadow Mewtwo: "Why won't you stand still?!?" Super DK: *Shakes my butt at mewtwo* Here kitty kitty! Shadow Mewtwo: "You-" *points my finger up in the air and makes a giant purple ball of energy* "Just made a BIG mistake, dumb ape! A BIIIIIIG MISTAKE!!!!!"

*Mewtwo moves his finger down as the giant orb went toward the planet but super donkey kong got in front of the orb and tried to stop it with his bare hands*

Shadow Mewtwo: "IMPOSSIBLE! Not even Lucario would be able to stop it!" *Growls as I made the orb stronger and forced it through DK* "You'll die along with the planet!!" Super DK: *Groans as I hold the orb for as long as I can to prevent it from moving closer to the planet* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ARRRRRRGH!!!! *Punched through the giant energy ball*

*DK's punch made the giant orb explode*

Shadow Mewtwo: "WHAT?!?!" Super DK: *Pants* Is that all you got kitty man? Because honestly, you're wasting your energy. Shadow Mewtwo: "So are you. How long do you think you can last against my power? You can't win donkey kong. The moment you mess up I will be the one to kill you where you stand." Super DK: As long as there's still chi energy left in me. I won't let you have your way. Shadow Mewtwo: "You're heroic attempts are pathetic! If I have to make a point then so be it." *Points my finger at him as purple energy glows* "Once I fire this homing laser, it'll go straight to your heart, faster than you can even catch it. You shouldn't have just let things be but you insist on- Super DK: *Grabs shadow Mewtwo* Shadow Mewtwo: "What?! I can't move! Let go of me!" Super DK: How about this. I'll go down on this planet and I'm taking you with me! Shadow Mewtwo: "No! I refuse!"

*Super DK flew down to the planet then flips into a ball and started spinning while becoming on fire because of the planet's atmosphere*

>>>>>

Diddy: What!? No way! K Rool: I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter. Neo-Cortex: Mewtwo has become far more powerful than any of us including you, we're going to have to work together to stop him. Diddy: Uh no, this is YOU'RE problem that you have to deal with, so keep us out of it. Fox: Besides why should we believe you? If you expect us to trust you two then you're sadly mistaken. Lucario: *Ran back to the others* "Has anyone seen DK?" Spyro: We thought he was with you.

*A loud crash came in front of everyone as they all shook from the impact, Mewtwo passed out on the ground as his shadow form went away and DK's super form worn-out*

DK: *Stands up* WHOO!! *Dust my hands off* That oughta knock him out for a while. Diddy: DK what the heck happened?! DK: Oh I was having a catfight with Mewtwo and I managed to knock him out. Lucario: ?!? K Rool: Whoa.. Fox: I- *Noticed Zacian and Zamazenta walking up* Zamazenta: "We'll take him from here before he wakes up." Zacian: "Thank you for stopping him ape." DK: *I scratch my head and chuckle* Awe it's no problem guys. Lucario: *Walks over to Mewtwo while he's passed out then clench my fists* "You were everything I despised, you've destroyed my home and nearly killed an innocent young ape all because of your relenting fury. You deserve EVERYTHING that's coming to you. *My aura came to my hand as I point my paw at Mewtwo then fox stopped* Fox: Don't. Just let your anger rest. Please. Lucario: ..... "You're right. It's finally over." Mewtwo: *Opened my eyes quickly*

*A raging explosion blasted everyone away from Mewtwo including zacian and Zamazenta, Mewtwo immediately got up then flew towards DK and used psychokinesis to choke him*

Lucario's hatred for Mewtwo - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess OST - Midna's Theme

DK: *Started gasping and gagging for air* Mewtwo: "YOU!!!!" I will not be HUMILIATED by the RUNT of the litter!!! And now I'm going to teach you a painless lesson! A lesson that will- AGH!!" *Got hit by the aura sphere* Lucario: "NO!!! Your fight is with me Mewtwo!" Mewtwo: "Fine then" *Throws DK down* DK: *Gasping hard and started coughing trying to breathe* Lucario: "You would kill an ape by choking him to death?! You're a monster!" Mewtwo: "I can sense you're angry and hate. The intensity in your soul. The burning passion of warrior courses within you!! That's what I want to see from you." Lucario: "SHUT UP!!! You treat everyone and pokemon trainers like their nothing but things! But their not! Pokemon and their trainers are living beings like we are, you have NO right in destroying this planet or the lives that live on it! And if I have to take you down so be it!" Mewtwo: "Good, time for our round 2 shall we?

Mewtwo Vs. Lucario ver.2 - Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 1 OST - Battle Theme #4 (Challengers) (1080p HD)

*Lucario and Mewtwo went into a fighting stance and started fighting fast and hard while dodging and blocking each other's attacks in a lightning-fast motion including in the air, as the battle continues to intensify, Mewtwo's dark powers began to affect the weather as lightning shoots everywhere and clouds darkened the sky. All the villains rushed in as well as Klump and krusha and the newcomer Koriju to witness the battle*

Diddy: Guys we gotta do something, we can't let it go on like this! Krystal: I'm sensing Mewtwo's power growing even stronger, at this rate Lucario still won't stop him alone! Lucario: *Breaths heavy* Mewtwo: "Face it, you cannot beat me and never will!' Lucario: "No matter what it takes, I will take you down even if it cost's my life!" *Speed attack then gave out an aura blast towards Mewtwo* Mewtwo: *Used psychic blast to destroy the aura blast then throws a shadow ball at lucario* K Rool: *Steps in front of Lucario and slapped the orb away* Lucario: "K Rool?!" K Roo: That is quite enough! Mewtwo: "Move aside you annoying waste of space!" Neo Cortex: Um he's not going to do anything. The sorceress: It's time k rool got his command back. Ripto: It's for your own good Mewtwo! Mewtwo: "What is the meaning of this!? I was the one who lead you to the fruit gems you will NOT get rid of me like some pitiful lackey!" K Rool: We're only teaming up with the heroes to stop you Mewtwo. Mewtwo: "Fools! All of you! Do you not realize what you've done? You've disgraced yourselves as villains by siding with our enemies!" K Rool: As far as I can see it, you're not a villain, your just a godlike tyrant that thinks everyone is inferior compared to you! A villain has to have standards on what they do that's bad, not over the top! And even though we help the heroes sometimes but that doesn't mean we don't like it, it's just a mutual partnership to stop an even greater evil such as yourself, and then things would get back to normal, hasn't THAT ever crossed your mind!? Diddy: K rool.... K Rool: And there's just another thing you have to know! I could have led the way in finding the fruit gems! Yet here you were, stealing my thunder just because what? You know everything there is to know about anything?! You're not a god Mewtwo! You're mortal just like all of us! That also has weaknesses same as us! And all of us are going to make sure you see that in the afterlife! Mewtwo: "How.....dare you?!? YOU'RE ALL TRAITORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Mewtwo transforms into shadow Mewtwo but started to transform even further thanks to his mega evolution and becomes Mega Shadow Mewtwo X*

Lucario and Team Vs. Mega Shadow Mewtwo X - Time Crisis 3 Music - Final Mission - Arcade - Stage 3 - Area 3 Boss [1080p HD]

DK: Okay NOW I think it's time to step in and help Lucario.

*Lucario transformed into his mega evolution and got ready*

Mega Lucario: Let's end this. DK: Okay K rool, we're partners but ONLY for now. K Rool: Indeed. Time to beat up a crazy cat!

*K Rool and DK went up first as Mewtwo used laser focus and psychic beam out of my finger as they both quickly dodged and jumped up*

K Rool and DK: BANANAAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!!! *Punched Mega Shadow Mewtwo X right in the face* Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: *Used recover to heal me than future sight*

*In future sight, Mewtwo witnessed Spyro, ripto, and the sorceress attacking him at once while gnasty gnorc bashed him with his mace then after the future sight, he witnessed the attack take place but used mist to stop them from doing so and used psycho cut as crescent projectile blades hit all four of them at once until Zamazenta came in front of them and blocked the psycho cut using wide guard then used iron head by knocking Mewtwo down with a headbutt attack*

Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: "Damn it all!" Mega Lucario: RAAAAAH!!! *Used Dragon Pulse as I opened my mouth* Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: *Simply opened his paw and absorb the energy* Dillon: *Rolls into a ball as I move towards Mewtwo then flew up a steep grassy hill and dive down* Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: *Grabs Dillon's rolling attack with my other palm* "How many times must we go over this? I've become more powerful than any pokemon! Including you! *Throws Dillon towards Lucario* Mega Lucario: !! *Dodged* Emperor Andross: Oh shut up!! *Started shooting at Mewtwo with my blaster rifle*

*All the star fox team worked with Andross and fired all their blaster rifles then Mega Shadow Mewtwo X used a double team to attack but crash bandicoot stopped him with his spin attack then neo cortex fired his raygun at maximum power along with crush's double lasers on his back*

Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: "OOOOOOOUUUUUGHHH!!!" *Flew back from the raygun's laser* Neo Cortex: Do it now!

*N Trophy used the time to stop while dingodile used his flame thrower to combine with N Gin's laser cannon, N Brio throws his potions at Mega Shadow Mewtwo X while Tiny Tiger, Fake Crash, Gulp, Klump, and krusha simply gang up on Mewtwo and started bashing him and beating him up inside a cartoon cloud with fists and kicks are going out and back until N Tropy unfroze time, leaving Mega Shadow Mewtwo X getting beaten up as he kneels*

Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: "No....No.....enough....." Mega Lucario: "Do you submit?!" Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: *Psycho energy began to glow intensely as I got even angrier* "I SAID, ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!"

*Psychic energy blasted everyone away*

Diddy: DK are you okay?! DK: Owwww....can I have a bandage for my booty? Ouch... Diddy: *Chuckles* Yeah you're fine. Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: "That does it!! You little insects have caused me enough trouble! This is going to end RIGHT NOW!!!" *Has the five fruit gems in my hand*

He has Five Fruit Gems?! - Wild Arms 3 OST 08 - Death Wire

Falco: He has the fruit gems!? Koriju: You idiots! Klump and Krusha: We didn't know! We swear! Mega Shadow Mewtwo X: "So now, how about this? I'm not going to use these fruit gems for some infinity wishes oh no...I'm going to use this to boost my power even more! Just enough to blow this planet up again! Along with all of you in it!!! We're all gonna die together, whether you all want it or not!!

*Mega Shadow Mewtwo X flew straight up into the sky as high as he could then absorbed the fruit gems power and started evolving again but grew even stronger and more monstrous, gaining two more eyes and spikes on his back, tail, and two more horns on his head*

Chaotic Mewtwo Alpha: "I must now put an end to this conflict! Now diiiiiie! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA" *Lift his hand up and started forming a gigantic Psy ball* Krystal: What's he trying to do?! Mega Lucario: "The psyball! Something that big could destroy us all!" Zacian: "Lucario, he's becoming much too powerful for us to stop him." Zamazenta: "This is your only chance, you have to take him while he's weak."

Spirit Sword Emerges - Sono Na wa Captain

Zacian: Everyone! You must give Lucario your energy so he can stop Mewtwo for good!

*Everyone nod their heads and hold their arms and hands out as everyone started giving mega Lucario spiritual energy to boost up his aura powers*

Zamazenta: "Pokemon from around the world! Hear me! Mewtwo must be stopped if this planet is to survive! Give Lucario all of your energy!"

*All the pokemon who have arms raise their hands up while others that don't simply close their eyes and focus, all of their spiritual energy flew into a large stream and went right into Lucario as he absorbed all of it as his blue eyes started glowing when he opened them. After all the energy was gathered into Lucario, everyone put their arms down*

Krystal: Lucario how do you feel. Mega Lucario: "A whole lot stronger now" *Opens up my hand and summons the spirit sword* All: Oooooooo.

Mewtwo's no more / Lucario wins! - Time Crisis 3 Music - Mission Accomplished - Arcade Completed [1080p HD]

*Mega Lucario jump up extremely high and flew into the air towards Mewtwo before he could throw the psi ball*

Mega Lucario: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" *Cuts through Chaotic Mewtwo Alpha* Chaotic Mewtwo Alpha: *Felt a strong cut going through but noticed the psyball is falling down to me* "NO!!! AHHH~AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*The Psy ball went into Mewtwo and exploded in a supernova, killing off Mewtwo entirely as Lucario landed on his feet, the fruit gems fell on the ground behind Lucario, dark clouds went away as it clears the sky, making it bright and sunny again*

Eyecatch A/Donkey Kong Z will be right back - Donkey Kong Country OST - Stage Clear

Eyecatch B/Now back to Donkey Kong Z - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Soundtrack - World Clear

DK: So...now did we win? Fox: Yeah I think we did. Diddy: Lucario did it! Mewtwo's gone!!

*Everyone started cheering for lucario while Koriju just fold his arms and smiled while petting zacian and zamazenta, Lucario turned back around and revert out of mega evolution then immediately started laughing as he fell on the grass*

Lucario: "I never felt so cleansed in my entire life! Incredible!" *Laughs*

*K Rool and the others got the rest of the gems and snuck out fast back to their ship*

Crash: ?! *Jumps up to get everyone attention and points to the villains getting away* Aku Aku: Hey! They're getting away with the gems!

*Koriju froze all the villains with his ice breath as he simply walked over to them, taking the five fruit gems from them*

Koriju: I'll be taking those. Thank you. K Rool: *Grunts as my hands twitch* N...o F-f-fair! Lucario: "Well done Crash. It's time we send these villains flying."

*DK and Crash teamed up and knocked all the villains into the sky*

Lucario: "What are we to do about their ship?" Fox: Destroy it so no one can ever use it. Lucario: "Allow me." *Uses aura blast to destroy the ship* Diddy: Hey! Were missing one more gem. Koriju: No we have not. I have five of them in my hand now. Diddy: *Looks at what Koriju's holding* Oh, sorry. Fox: So who are you anyway? Koriju: I am Koriju Koopa, samurai of the northern ice lands. After finding out my true family I was reassigned to a new island to become its protector. Daisuke: *Sniffing fox's butt* Kota: *Licks my paw and rubs my ears with it* Fox: Right.. *Rub Daisuke head* We appreciate your help on stopping those villains. Now we can get back in track. Lucario: *Turns to everyone* "Thank you all for helping get my home again. We no longer have to worry about Mewtwo." *Bows* Diddy: You're not thinking of leaving are you Lucario? Lucario: "Of course not. I would much rather continue the journey until the end." Koriju: I actually came just before the clouds emerged from the sky. Before Mewtwo's demise, I caught those two stealing the five fruit gems moments before my arrival.

*Flashback*

Wild Area - SDGF - Neotopia

*Klump and krusha are walking around the wild pokemon area*

Krusha: What are we looking for again? Klump: Mewtwo said that the five fruit gems are somewhere, either a pokemon has it or it's hidden somewhere. Krusha: What happens if a pokemon DOES have it? Klump: Well we can't challenge it to a pokemon battle since we have no pokemon, we gotta make it simple and quick.

*Pokemon Pidgeotto and Braviary flew above them holding the gems in their talons*

Krusha: Awe no, those pokeman got the fruit gems! Klump: Oh don't worry, I'll get him. *Aims my rocket launcher at pidgeotto and braviary until a katana blade went up to my throat* EEP!! Koriju: If you value your life, I would suggest you not to harm those creatures and drop your weapon now. Klump: W-who are you?! Daisuke: *Growls at Klump* Kota: *Roars at krusha* Krusha: Scary tiger! Koriju: Who I am is of no importance. Now drop your weapon.

*Krusha and Klump moved away from Koriju*

Klump: We got a better idea. *Whistles*

A Koopa Samurai Appears / Koriju Vs. Kremling and Gnorc Army - Naruto ost Strong and Strike

*Kremling army and gnorc army surrounded Koriju, daisuke and kota*

Klump: We got a pokemon to catch. Krusha: Nice knowing yaaaa.

*Krusha and klump ran off to follow the pidgeotto and braviary, leaving Koriju to enter his swordsman stance as the gnorc and kremling armies rushed toward him as a kill counter appeared for Koriju to cut through every single one of them as the counter goes down*

Klump: Time to stop those birds! *Pulled out the gun and some as I ran* Krusha: You're going to kill them?! Klump: No! This is just to stun them!

*All of a sudden daisuke is chasing after klump and krusha as daisuke jumped and bite klump in the butt*

Klump: WAAH!! *Ran off* Get it off me! Get it oooooff!!!! Krusha: I'm trying but it won't let go! Koriju: Is that really all you got?! Klump: Eep! *Crouch down shaking* Don't hurt us! You win! Krusha: *Fell over and held the white flag* We give! Koriju: Good. Saves you the embarrassment of getting slaughtered. *Whistles*

*pidgeotto and braviary flew down over to Koriju and dropped the two fruit gems*

Koriju: Thank you, boys. *Petting pidgeotto and braviary*

*Pidgeotto and Braviary flew off back to their nest*

Koriju: Let's go boys. *Walks off with Daisuke and Kota* Klump: Man I hate that koopa.

*Flashback over*

Koriju: I managed to find the other three fruit gems right before I saw the clouds darkened and that's when I rushed over here with those two crocodiles. Kota: *Licks my paw then yawns and rubs myself* Fox: Well done. Falco: Well now what? The villains have been defeated and Lucario planet has been restored. Fox: I guess we'll just have to rest here and take a break from space travel. There are still more fruit gems to collect including since now we have the crystal coconut back. Diddy: DK would definitely love a good rest wouldn't you big buddy?

*Everyone noticed DK isn't around as they all looked around*

Diddy: DK? DK: *Starting peeing on the bushes after holding in my urine for so long* Ahhhhhhhh. Hehehe. ^_^ Lucario: "He will be fine. Everyone enjoy your stay in pokemon world. I'm going to find my owner." *Ran off* Spyro: We will lucario, and thanks for everything. DK: Woooooo. I've been holding all this in since that battle in space. Feels so good to finally let loose. Diddy: Should have known. *Got on DK shoulder* Let's look around. Hopefully we don't get mistaken as a pokemon. DK: Not yet. Almost done. Slippy: *Was about to walk off then suddenly felt my bladder being full* Wait! *Went over to the bushes where DK is using as I pulled down my pants* Krystal: I don't think we should watch. Fox: Agreed.

*Everyone went walking around the wild area*

Slippy: *Started urinating fast* Ahhhhhh.... DK: You too huh? Slippy: Mhm. ^_^ Falco: It's amazing how big this world is. We must come again to explore. Fox: That would take years my friend. Perhaps on our retirement plan. Pikachu: Pi, pi, pi. *Walking around then started rubbing myself on fox* Krystal: Awe it's pikachu. Fox: *Picks up Pikachu* A wild Pikachu. Wonder if there's a poke shop near by.

*Everyone went their separate ways for right now while donkey kong and slippy are still emptying their bladder*

Diddy: You guys done yet? DK: I am. Though how cool would it be if we peed in space? *Laughs* Diddy: It'll probably just float endlessly. Slippy: *Laughs* That would be fun. *Finished finally then took a big leaf to clean myself* Diddy: Slippy wait! That's a leaf pokemon! Slippy: Huh? AH!! Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur! *Used vine wipe to smack slippy away from me* Slippy: Ow! Okay, okay I'm sorry! *Hopped back rubbing my hand* Bulbasaur: *Walks off disgusted* DK: PFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! *Laughing hysterically as I fell on my back, kicking my legs and feet* Slippy: Man, who'd ever thought pokemon would be that sensitive. *Pulls my pants up* Diddy: Most of them are anyways. Let's go find the others.

Taking a break from space travel - Kekkaishi Original Soundtrack Training days

*DK got up from laughing and walked off to find everyone, everyone is now sitting on the grass where it's next to the great fox*

Peppy: There you guys are, we just found a spot to relax in.

*All the pokemon are running around the wild area while also flying in the sky*

DK: Good. I could use a nap from all that fighting. Koriju: *Meditating alone by the trees while daisuke and kota lay next to me* Falco: *Trying out some pokemon food* Man we have to take some of this with us. Their food is amazing. Fox: Me and falco came back from the pokemon shop and delivered the pikachu there. Falco seems to like the food here. Krystal: In that case we will stock up on food before we leave. Falco: Already bought some for me. *Chuckles* Peppy: Falco you're gonna get fat if you keep eating those. Falco: Am not besides have you tried them? *Gave Peppy some poke puffs to try* Peppy: No but I will anyway. *Grabs some poke puffs and eats them* WHOA!! Falco: See, told ya. Eevee: *Hops then looks up to spyro* Eevee! ^_^ Spyro: Oh hey little guy...or girl. Whichever. Russ: *Laughs* They must REALLY like you dillon!

*A bunch of small pokemon snuggle up to dillon including bird pokemon hanging onto his shoulder and head*

Dillon: -_- Fox: Lucario must be enjoying his time. We'll wait a little longer. DK: *Sniffs around smelling different foods* Oooo I smell something spicy. Krystal: Must be their curry and noddles. I'll be sure to order those on the go. Banjo: *Watching kazooie fly with the other bird pokemon*

*Hours later as the sun sets everyone made it back to the ship along with Lucario*

Krystal: This planet is nothing but beautiful. Koriju: Hai. The sun setting reminds me of my home in japan. I would often practice with my sword in the early morning to keep my skills sharp for battle. Spyro: So.. you're coming with us then right? Koriju: Hai. On my honor as a samurai, I'll slay our enemies, when they do not expect it. *Went inside the ship* Daisuke: *Nuzzle my face on spyro's face* Kota: *Follows Koriju* Slippy: Wait, has anyone kept their eyes on Crash? Knowing him he would have wondered about on his own. Fox: Aku aku is with him so I doubt it. Slippy: Oh right. Aku Aku: See I told you it was this way! Crash: Hah!! *Waves at everyone as I ran up to them* Diddy: Where were you two? Aku Aku: Crash got distracted by the pokemons and landed in the city. Spyro: We might go there tomorrow. Aku Aku: Oh we're staying? Fox: We're taking a break from space travel for a while. Russ: Dillon and I are going to explore and meet back here tonight. Spyro: I just hope they don't mistake me as a pokemon. Lucario: "You're not on the Pokedex so you're good" Spyro: Well that's reassuring.

*The sun later sets on the great fox, meanwhile in outer space, all the villains are still frozen in ice as the kremling dreadnought flew and opened its bay doors as every villain flew inside the doors closed. Every villain is inside the defrost tube as it warms up k rool first, the tube drains all the hot water as k rool came out*

In Space / The Supreme Commander's Arrival - Twilight - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

K Rool: Whoo!! *Cracks every bone in my body including my neck* I feel so much better. ???: I have recovered you and everyone else right on schedule. K Rool: Supreme commander, it's wonderful to see you again. How goes the conquering in space? ???: Conquered five planets in this quadrant of the galaxy. I have instructed the kremling space pirates to guard them with their lives. K Rool: How delightful. I need your help. Donkey kong has gotten stronger than I thought, now thanks to that super kong form I can't even face him yet. I need more power to destroy him. And I think I found the solution to that problem. ???: And what of klump and krusha? K Rool: Should they fall again. Kill them both. ???: Consider it done lord k rool. I'm afraid of this so-called "super kong". I'll be sure to put that ape in his place.

End of Act 1

Things are about to get even more serious / End of Act 1 - Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex - Opening - Inner Universe - Full HD

#donkey kong

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watched all of the untamed / cql in two weeks after my friend 1 told me abt mdzs a hundred years ago and my friends 2 and 3 tried to get me into cql for like two whole years and there are.

feelings.

very first scene is a very dramatic death in the middle of nightmare battle on sith planet land . i will forget abt it in the next tenish episodes and then will be very surprised when it becomes Extremely Painful

anyway magic flying gays and possession and human sacrifice! we are off to a great start

in retrospect, chaos goblin wei wuxian must have had a blast pretending to be so cRaZy and be as disruptive as he could as mo xuanyu lbr

listen. why is fire always evil coded. cant a magic clan wear red, black and orange and have flame motif while being wholesome?

For Legal Reasons These Are Not Zombies

i wish the politics of the sect were a bit clearer, especially at the beggining when the wen clan had sm power, was wen ruohan the chief cultivator? is that why they were so slow in responding to the attacks? im v confused by the pre yiling patriarch politics

fighting in the roof by the moonlight as way of flirtiiiiiiing. as i understand this is a wuxia/xianxia trope and honestly...... thank u for ur service

slight bullying and being a nuisance in general, as a way of flirting we love to see it

wwx: if i drink on the rooftop, thats not inside the cloud recesses! hmmm check and mate :D lwj: i will fuck u up so help me god wwx: :0

i lov them

through hell or high water (quite literally) wei wuxian rem ains a trashfire gremlin till the end and i love him with my whole heart

in the pt subs wei wuxian calls jiang cheng a stubborn duck and i dearly wish that had come back

my opinions on almost every character goes from love to hate u - Hmm Me Like U - BABY. ILY. and i am Very Pleased w that. its been a while since i loved such a complete cast so much i think

no really. i WONT go into a detailed rant abt what i love about each of these characters and each of their relationships to each other. but i COULD.

some lan disciples in the loudest whisper ever: YEAH THATS THE JIN BASTARD MENG YAO HEARD THE GOT SUPER HUMILIATED BY HIS DAD LOL SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TAKE SLIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER TO HEART

lan xichen, immediately: i must Love him

being into problematic ppl is in the Lan genetics, we come to realize

wen qing deserves so many awards for so many things but not snapping and just stabbing wen chao is at the top

that scene at lan qirens class where wwx talks about using resentful energy to fight a violent spirit. exquisite.

It establishes Good Student lan wangji, wei wuxian as curious and questioning and not afraid of taboo, lwj sees that wwx is not, in fact, a dumb ass hes just a Dumbass, shows us the audience (esp. a western audience) how shocking the idea of disrupting the dead/dying and controlling resentful energy actually is, the theoretical foreshadow arguing, everyone else like ‘shUT UP’, “and how could you ensure that the resentful energy would obey you and not hurt other?” “well i havent thought that far” and of course, lan qiren just straight up lobbing a hard object at wwx head,. chefs kiss

fellas is it gay to bother the hot rule obessessed nerd from ur school and make drawings of him with flowers in his hair and then hide gay porn in his book to antagonize him and ask him to hold ur hand and be ur friend and talk to him all the time and get him drunk and give him bunnies bc you know he likes them and give him a lantern and always want his attention and dedicate yourself to getting him to smile-

and after all of that wwx rly said oh i Admire him, aksd like yeah we all were there in high school buddy

i have Learned. caves = gay.

accidental marriage +beint physically tied together with the sacred married ribbon+ gay panic+foreshadowing+bunnies! in the cave (1)

the story abt lan yi and baoshan sanren tho. i would like to see it

early days wen bros pull my heart strings like a guqin

EVERYTHING about the lantern scene; disaster hets jiang yanli and jin zixuan; how wwx made lwj a bunny lantern. how soft and touched lwj was. wwx gleefully pointing out he was smiling and lwj IMMEDIATELY PULLING HIW SWORD ON HIM LMAO. tragically foreshadowy promises to do right by pepople, living without regrets. lwjs 'oh no do i love him??' face. just. all of it.

i have it on good acc that in the novel lwj is explicitly Repressed Gay Panicked Big Horny which is delightful and rly Adds to the performance

baby lwj is really just conceal dont feel dont let them know u have EMOTIONS (derogatory)

jiang cheng rly went "why dont.u go play with HIM if u like him so much"

jc and wwx have big BIG annoying sibling energy dont think too hard abt it or youll cry

lotus pier is soo pretty :((((((((((((((((

up until episode 13 you could think this could be a magical ancient chinese gays pride n prejudice w swords and shenanigans ................youre just not prepared for the game of thrones of it all

seriously ha ha ha i cried so much w this show my eyes genuinely swelled up . like. physically. fun timez fun timez

that being said, its hilarious that wen xu goes to cloud recesses like 'come out or ill kill all these hostages' and then DOESNT WAIT FOR AN ASWER AND KILLS THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY. do u know how blackmail works sir

would like to make it recorded that from day one i was like 'CALL A GODDAMN CULTIVATION G20 THIS ASSHOLE SECT IS LITERALLY MASSACRING YALL!!' and it took them like 3 or 4 massacres to do anything and they STILL sent their heirs into their territory LIKE

when wwx cites the gusu lan rules to wen chao tho. that rebel/attention whore/cutie pie 'look lan zhan i DID memorize the rules after all' ‘also a big fuck you to the wen sect :D :D’ sweet spot that scene achieves . delicious

all the cultivator young masters being petty af even though they are practically prisoners at the cave is hilarious and i love them

hurt and comfort + gay mistunderstandings + watsonian gay declaration music + accidental evil acquisition! at the cave (2)

its like where do i start? the fact theyre both trapped and kind of heavily injured inside an isolated cave with a murder turtle? wwx gay panicking lwj into coughing up bad blood? lwj being jealous as wwx babbles abt mianmian? telling him he shouldnt play with people and wwx saying he never played him? wwx going Oh. I See what is happening. YOU like mianmian, and lwj absolute done face ??? (iconic) wwx touching the sacred married ribbon Again? the telepathic communication? the sword? WEI WUXIAN ASKING LAN WANGJI TO SING TO HIM AS HE IS PASSING OUT AND LWJ SINGING HIM. THE SONG. HE WROTE. FOR WWX. AND THAT HE CALLED. THEIR SHIP NAME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

they are SO insufferable pleeeeease

in the words of my friend 1 : “CQL is so gay we were all amazed how it got past the censors Ofc unfortunately it can't be novel level gay But they did their best And we love them for it”

in the theme of songs THIS OST. WUJI HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT the whole ost is so so sO beautiful.

the costuming in this is also soooo exquisite. the embroidery? the fabrics? the details? how every sect and clan has a distinct style and architecture? (also ik they based each off of dif periods in chinese history which is REALLY fucking cool) just chefs kiss

the direction too!. i enjoy the unusual camera movements and i think they give it that Vibe, also their composition is PARTICULARLY good when it comes to telling the subtext through position of camera/position of character (like nhs off to the side in scenes he at first glance doesnt need to be/ how lwj is often centered when hes Jealous Yearning at wwx being affectionate w other ppl, wwx return from burial mounds etc)

ik madam yu is like Badass Milf Check and shes not getting any mom of the year awards but im delighted at how messy she is. IMAGINE that woman on tiktok

you better have enjoyed gay cave (2) bc its Just Pain from here on out!

jiang fengmian and madame yu win the Most Dramatic Way to show they do care about each other, actually ..... ever :)

i thought jiang yanli jiang cheng and wei wuxian forcing themselves to escape yunmeng barely holding on after their parents are killed was going to be the height of pain in this show. ha.

the family dynamics in general on this showwwww, both blood/ adopted/ found families, brotherly bonds and lifelong friendships just. rly. truly. fucked me up. theyre all so important and complicated and well rounded and beautiful and tragic

and beyond being a Win For the Gays im so glad the relationships w wwx and jiang yanli/ wen qing were NOT changed from platonic bc they are so much better like that imo. like maybe if we didnt Live In A Society it wouldnt be so, but the fact wwx and others can love and value them so much and theres nothing romantic or sexual abt it is like. so refreshing. especially @ jyl, with the way he and jc are overprotective of her and shes such a nurturing/care taker figure for them, it would just not vibe as well if they made it romantic

i love that this is a story abt Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch aka Actual Satan/Boogey Man/Village With/Public Enemy Number One , my dude is literally a necromancer who only dresses in black and has evil smokey black tendrils wafting out of him, but the really edgy one is still jiang cheng, pastel purple fashion icon

and speaking of best/worst siblings wei wuxian and jiang cheng *immediately starts crying*

The Golden Core Transfer i just. no thots only tears

wen qing and wen ning putting themselves in so much danger just.... to help them. wn saving jc from wen chao. wq finding a way to get wwx to transfer his core. like thinking about the monumental work these two did to help wwx and jyl and jc... jyl trying so fucking hard to be strong and keep on moving and giver her little brothers comfort after losing everything... jiang cheng. losing his parents and his home and his ability to do anything abt it and his complete desperation and lack of self worth and turning on them with agression when he didnt realize all that they did for him ... hhhhhhhhhhhhh

me, pointing at the whole cast “i just LOVE them mom!!!”

its sad tho, that BARELY ANY of the women have like.... actual important conversations let alone relationships with each other at all in the story. and like wq and jyl have stayed at the same place for extended periods of time, where wq actively took care of her TWICE, and still! not one measly convo, nothing! ................ .𝓌ₕᵧ

everyone in this show need a good sip of Self Worth and Stop Sacrificing Yourself juice

ngl the sword flying looks very dumb

“a-cheng, please bring a-xian back.” “i will, i promise.” ;-;

the whole calling each other by the More Intimate Version of the name, first as teasing and later as true intimacy. mmmhmmm yes

untamed where everythings the same but wwx evil flute song is eoeo

related that scene when wwx comes back from the burial mounds for the first time w demonic cultivation and he acts all formal and calls lwj hanguang-jun and keeps being evasive and distant and mean and soooooo................. facetious

and how hes kind of desperately trying to keep intense lwj at bay (A FIRST) and avoiding actually talking to either of them and its all tension ughhh and then he MOCKS his and lwjs relationship, he jokes w him in this like... mean echo of their usual ~banter~ oof

and like!!! uncertain but so relieved jc who just HUGS him w no reservations for once and its not like he isnt just as worried as lwj abt wwx and what hes doing, but he chooses in that moment to enjoy getting him back first and mmhmMMMmMm yes (maybe my favorite scene in the whole show? MAYBE SO. )

highkey hurt me but also. i might be into mean wwx. i will take no criticism.

lan zhans sad eyes tho :(((((((((

on one hand i wish we could have seen what happened at the burial mounds but on the other the timeskip adds so much flair to his return so im hnnn

also i love that hes been missing for 3 months reappears kinda melancholic and bloodthirsty and knowing malign tricks and jc is like 'so. are u sad bc of lan wangji'

when ur bae survived the war but he thinks ur evil/ might be evil so you cant kiss :///

hmmm talking at the rooftop under the moonlight not mentioning everything that stands between usssss

they are the two jades of lan and we’ll be the two heroes of yunmeng is the type of line u dont even need to know whats gonna happen to know thats gonna be sad

when they fight wen ruoshan at the nightless city i thought that was the battle we see at the first ep and its not and its so easy and theyre all like ‘yayy we won go wwx!’ i was just. SCREAMS WHAT is gonna HAPPEN

so like. post burial mounds/sunshot campaign pre yiling patriarch wwx is like. ultra arrogant, ultra mocking, peak lil shit and it gave me e v e r y t h i n g i wanted

even tho having the wen prisoners at the targets at phoenix mountain and still having wwx and jzx shooting the arrows was???? so.... tone deaf

wwx: fucking w demonic energy jyl: he has never done anything wrong in his life, ever <3 <3 (mood)

the parallels between meng yao/wei wuxian (and even xue yang a bit?) are Seen and they are Valid

wwx post burial mounds: can yall SHUT UP abt the goddamn sword (suibian left the chat)

LIKE truly, we talk abt the angst and yearning with wangxian. but what abt wwx and suibian. xianbian / xianqing angst and comfort 100k

take a shot everytime someone coughs up blood

zidian is simply the coolest spiritual weapon rip to suibian and chenqing and bichen and sendou and baixa........ but tis the truth

cons: everyones families died in a nightmare war! everyones homes burned to the ground! everyone is traumatized! pros: everyone gets cooler clothes and weapons!!

wen ning and a-yuan and yanli bestest babes squad dont touch me rn

everyone: brooding and fighting wq and jyl: why dont you try some acupunture/drinking some soup and calm down huh? how abt that bitch??

showing the battle/massacre at the nightless city first was genius actually bc then everytime we have a cute scene w yunmeng bros and theyre like 'we'll be together forever! uwu' youre like oh. oh no. oh no no no.

justice vs lawfulness vs means and ends 👁

jc: stay in the right path and practice the art of the sword wx: yeah thats not gonna happen chief

my reaction to wwx renouncing to the sect politics to help the wens was just that elmo burning gif in succession

the dramatic rain. wen qing desperately calling out to wen ning. the ghosts/puppets killing the guards. how terrifying wn actually was while wwx was controlling him :( lwj goeing after him to try and stop him and then he just; he Sees him and understands him even if he cant actually do anything about it other than let them go.

“there must be somewhere in this earth we can go to :(((((((((”

"IF I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. DYING BY YOUR HANDS WOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH IT." oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd

also lwjs umbrella is white w black smoke.. . . nice

yiling patriarch / demonic farming burial mounds settlement is like one of my favorite concepts. they an "EVIL" FARMING COMMUNITY LED BY THE VILLAGE WITCH COME ON

they planted TURNIPS and LOTUS FLOWERS and ONE (1) baby and made lanterns and a common hall :(((((((

wen qing and wei wuxian, baddest bitches and genius science best friends i absolutely LOVED to see it. they rly went ‘is anyone gonna sibling/project partner that’ and didnt wait for an answer

both wwx and jyl getting lotus ponds at the burial mounds and in lanling bc they miss lotus pier ;;;;;;;w

;;;;; wish jyl had actually gone into the burial mounds. we were robbed of jyl and wq meeting again and jyl meeting a-yuan and seeing the settlement and the homes and all ;w; at least jc did go, stab wounds and broken arms and all

wwx like... having thrown his whole life away to help the wens (yeah the sect leaders and jin guangshan in particular wanting his stygian tiger amulet was an Element but still) and not.... necessarily regretting it, but grappling with all of the consequences of it... becoming moody and drepressed at times, missing his family and lotus pier and his friends and probably simply missing being around people and causing trouble, extrovert that he is, lashing out at the wens and at a-yuan, just in general the whole messiness of that experience

the way the resentful energy does affect his temperament is rly nice bc its not too in your face,(i mean outside of the Shaky Hands of Rage) but like he clearly has a much lesser control on his anger and impulsivity (tall order) than both before bm and after hes ressurected

on that note A-YUAN BABIEST BABY BOY BEST BOY

lan zhan being like oh hey there wei ying fancy meeting u and our son here. just passing by u know how it is hmmmmMm and then PLOT TWIST having defied orders to go see him and being punished for it. oof;;

they habent seen each other in like? a year? and now theyre tgt 10 seconds and are already parenting a child together

also lwj rly kneels down in the snow way too much to be healthy

wwx: calm down guyssss i wont lose control of demonic cultivation omgggg . spoiler alert: he loses control of demonic cultivation

did u enjoy cute children? good bc now the Real Pain Begins

jiang yanli and jin zixuan rly out there APROPRIATING both disaster gays AND bury ur gays huh ;w;

i KNEW jin lings birthday was gonna fuck something up but the GASP that left my body when wwx lost control of wn and killed jin zixuan .. . .

im sorry and thank you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAA

when wen ning and wen qing were telling wwx their plan i was saying NO NO NO NO NO NO out loud in despair

also can we talk abt how wq is definetely talking about only the both of them surrending themselves but then? everyone else just surrenders w them? IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE WHY WOULD THEY what would be the Point

sometimes there are some pretty gaping jumps in logic and continuity that are just like ? ?

wwx: oh so when you try to murder me its justified but when i survive through dark magic and murder all of you its a "war crime"

unsurprisingly, his most feral, most spiraling moment talking to the sect leaders on the roof and attacking them and even fighting lan zhan is among my favorite scenes... its like, so painful to watch but also so thrilling (and maybe my wen bbs dying arose some resentful energy in me what can i say)

and its JUST, all they ever wanted was to do good but then... war. and trauma. and hubris.

jiang cheng on the ground clearly thorn between what to do and feel is a Mood, lets just say

i was already crying when jyl showed up, but if i wasnt-

i suffered SO MUCH through this series trying to figure out WHY jc would kill wwx. and when i understood. its somehow not as bad as i thought and also MUCH MUCH WORSE

a look into my group chat during the last flashback episodes:

SO ANYWAY. after the BLOOD BATH and RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT and FEEDING IT TO YOU the untamed goes ‘ayy back to the present!! tu du dud ud du’

literally it ends a quarter into an episode and then KEEPS GOING i had to pause and stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour

babie cultivators and detective soulmates . i do need some cute after All of That

(not that the pain is over LOL)

lwj is significantly less emotionally repressed in the present and its delightful. hes just ALL IN with wwx. and not just in the ‘i would and have killed various men and risked my reputation for you’ but also ‘ur tired here have a drink i brought it up cause i know u like it and it want you to be happy, always’

“when everyone praised me and wanted my power, you were the only one that challenged me. now that everyone hates me and wants me dead, youre the only one that stands by my side.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

and just filling in the blanks how lan zhan searched for him. for all of those 16 years he searched for him and was punished for it and raised a-yuan, the only survivor of the burial mounds settlement, as his own in gusu......

and jiang cheng. being the tough love uncle . having raised the yunmeng jiang clan from the rubble all alone, his whole family dead, some of it on the blame of his own brother, his siblings, his closest friends gone.......and only jin ling there needing his guidance.

THE PARALLEL BETWEEN JIN LING BEING A LIFELINE FOR JIANG CHENG AND A-YUAN FOR LAN WANGJI AFTER THE BATTLE AT THE NIGHTLESS CITY

great now i made myself sad

and like . the fact! that lwj and jc dislike each other!!. jc projects blame onto him for wwx both “leaving” him and indirectly causing their families deaths and when hes so consumed by it he makes wwx an enemy, lwj is there now? trying to protect him?? and lwj, who can never understand the pain that wwx , indirectly or not put jc through, but who was right there when jc tried to kill him and will never allow him to hurt wwx again. and how they like. in a way project blame of their tragedies onto each other while dealing with some type of survivor guilt and in their own way still loving wwx through it all??? amd in way its kind of fundamentally selfish but also tragically understandable? and like when u put it against the fact that after he disappears during the sunshot campaign they were looking for him together and fought together??

JUST. THE CHARACTERS. AND THE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS. MAN. UGH. GOD.

and like i think thats what makes it so good? its such a sad and painful and violent story, edgy even, but its compelling bc at the center of it there are all of these relationships and different types of love and hope and. :( i love it

enough crying lets talk abt wwx sleeping at the jingshi with lwj and wearing his under garment for a minute 🙏

jin ling just has that Was Raised by JC energy tho lmao i love him

babie cultivator squad is the perfect ammount of cute and comedic relief while still bearing the weight? of the narrative in a way, both from sizhui and jin lings existences, and also. like. how do i put this. they feel hopeful? they were born after a war, they came of age at a time of relative peace, they dont hold on so closely to the resentments of their parents/father figures, they are specifically shown as more accepting and open minded. and its like.... Hope for the future

one of the ?? things i love the most is the fact that the main cast are often in situations where theyre hunted/running but they like. never wear disguises... just going around in their gorgeous expensive clan clothes and hair ornaments and distinctive spiritual weapons.... maybe w a straw hat on, just for kicks

wwx teacher 🥺🥺🥺

so this is why its called Yi City Misery huh

a-qing is such. an icon. im so sad. my girl even knew to leave xys dumb self rotting by the road but no one listens to her thats why theyre all dead or sad

her and xue yang measuring each other up was so entertaining lmao

its the funniest thing when hes like. HERES MY SAD STORY. FOR WHY IM A SADISTIC MURDERER. I BROKE MY HAND ONCE.

like ok someone broke his hand in a horrible way, and like Poverty, i get it but also like.......... that lost the brunt of a proper sob story like, 50 sadistic murders ago bby

and i love that xingchen does not entertain that for a second hes like ‘not ?????? good enough???’ and the best thing is he wasnt even like 'u hadto be the bigger person' or sth but ' well then break that dudes hand back, rip his arm off for i care, what do the rest of us have to do w anything???”

anjo sensato :(

xue yang is like..... the sexy sadistic evil version of a himbo..... a meanbo...

the fucked upness of xy’s feelings for xxc/ xxc and sl feelings for each other... like my dude literally gave his bf HIS EYES. and xy getting so attached to xxc .... the fucked up fake domesticity.... having him hurt sl..... then desperately trying to bring him back ...................... oof

song lan........... literally had his eyes AND tongue removed, his bfs eyes put in place, was almost killed, turned into a puppet by his bf unknowingly, manipulated by xy, sees his bf killing himself in despair.... and STILL finds the strenght to get up from there, and keep on traveling and helping people and attempting to fix xxcs soul.......... like, my man. damn.

wangxian looking at songxiao and seeing an Actually more painful parallel for themselves. ft. that Color Coding.

THE A-YUAN/SIZHUI REVEAL PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART but in a good way for a change

should have know that he would be the Best Boy the cute one w all the braincells

the butterfly AND the bunny lantern. i see how it is

u know is very convenient that no one can see the stark black veins on wen nings neck, ever

BAT WEN NING

wns face when lwj comes into wwx room like ‘:0 omg did u two finally get your shit together? good for you master wei good for u’

(they didnt) (yet)

DISASTER DRUNK LWJ. JUST. THRUST SOME CHICKENS TO SHOW UR RESSURECTED BAE THAT U LOVE THEM.

i have absolutely no idea WHY they gave lwj the same punishment for fighting his own sect/allies to protect the burial mounds as when they got drunk on cloud recess class days.... like? its such a ... emotional continuity error again

also is lwj gonna get an actual friend besides wwx , ever

mianmian marrying and having a family and a cute life after saying FUCK U AND UR SYSTEM TOO in a much less unhinged and dramatic way than wwx......... fills me w joy

also lol the idea that like. her husband not knowing that shes friends w satan/the boogey man/the village witch is hilarious

i love nie mingjue bc hes the resident Though Guy but also the most dramatic bitch in this show and thats Saying Something

jin ling cant have one uneventful relative can he

the fact that everyone present already knew “mo xuanyu” was wwx at the stairs is so funny, their faces are like ‘oh............ wow. that. sure is a development. shock”

in the tradition of extremely loud whispers wwx tells lwj with twelve guards standing like one meter away from them: HEY PSH LAN ZHAN PRETEND IM FORCING YOU TO STAY W ME DO IT

oh my god oh my god

the absolute Yearning on his face when he leaves wwx and a-yuan at the burial mounds and refuses to stay for dinner was already Enough but the fact?? they brought it back?? to this declaration of love?? their expressions??????? strike me dead right now just go ahead

lFor Legal Reasons We Cant Kiss but we will have a very sappy declaration of love and trust and look at each other in way that is the actualization of 💞💘💗💖💓💘💞💗💖💘💗💖💕💞

also icb all the sect leaders and guards are standing there watching them say they like like each other with a dozen swords pointing at their neck

i enjoyed the depiction of the fickle public perception and how easily it can be used to scapegoat people. when the sect leaders turn on jgy and wwx knows thats its more for convenience than anything else...

poor lxc is literally like 'oh so when YOUR problematic boyfriend gets called evil its a misunderstanding but when its MY problematic bf-'

ok like i cant get over nmj let jgy play a song that messed with his temperament at all, like maN u KNEW he might be shady wth

wwx: “hey dont say anything bad abt lan zhan hes not an arrogant dick, thats just his face.

ME ON THE OTHER HAND"

the cultivators as wwx is poking holes in their narrative is literally *nazaré meme*

"wei wuxian-!" "what did i break your leg, too?" not to be problematic but i laughed so hard

not as hard as "you dont have the rank to talk to me " tho

i Enjoy that, over the course of story, wwx sees that... theres nothing truly to Do, but move on. he saw how his arrogance and his mistakes hurt others, and hes trying to fix what he can, but he already did die for his mistakes and there are things he cant fix and that's. just how it is. even towards jgy, the narrative doesn't go gleefully and completely with "lets make THEM pay bc theyre the big bad" bc its not that simple, and it wouldn't lead anywhere but more pain...

re him and jiang cheng and the wens and kinda. isnt that what nhs did? scheming to displace jgy out of revenge more than any justice and doing so in the most painful way?

idk if that actually makes sense im truly just babbling

i thought the scene at the lotus pond would be CUTE but the context was PAIN again

jiang cheng finding out about his golden core and his conflict with wwx at the guanyin temple .... destroyed me but in a nice way kinda.... same way it destroys him look at his face oh god

and. the fact??? he sacrificed himself for wwx?? first?? and he'll probably never tell anyone much less wwx???? keeps me up at night

i havent decided if the neckbreak transition between jgy does sth super Evil or does he he does OR Does He yes he does O R does heeeee is sth i dislike or not

jin guangyao and wei wuxians most interesting parallel is that... theyve both seen 'hmm hey this system is fucked up' and wwx went 'so fuck it all i will renounce it and challenge it' and jgy went 'so fuck it i will use all of it to my advantage and manipulate it to my goals and whims'

the fact jgys mom was actually great and he loved her and his whole issue w it was more than simply being ashamed of being a bastard kinda got me ngl

never trust a dude with a fan.

nhs and jgy: the first rule to a convoluted and decades spanning violent revenge plot is to have fun and be yourself!

when a-yuan finally FINALLY remembers ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; wen ning has someone in his family back and a-yuan has someone to talk abt his wen family and wwx has him back bc he survived and lwj raised him anD HES THEIR SON. THEYRE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON. UGH.

and theyre allowed to heal. everyone is allowed to try and recover and be happy

netflix put all of the 3 endings on top of each other and it looks kinda weird actually BUT I DONT EVEN MIND :’’’’’’’’’)

the gasp that left me when lwj says ‘wei ying’ and wwx turns.........

there was also a screen with ‘thank you mxtx for creating these characters, we hope their wishes come true’ and i might. have cried then too. maybe.

that was . a ride. as is proven by this behemot of a ramble clearly i just really needed and Outlet. i am currently trying to convince dumb monkey brain to not consume the other medias of mdzs immediately bc i REALLY need to like. live. a life. and take care of real responsibilities. *longest oh boi ever*

#m.#ANYWAY #ENOUGH TALKING #THIS IS SO LONG #LOL #but whatever this is MY performative journaling i do what i want #rambling impressions abt what i watch is a thing i do now? apparently??#cql #untamed #the untamed #fun fact that chat is named 'k keeps on babbling abt the untamed' and it STILL wasnt enough #also it took me 15 episodes to realize lwj was yibo #IT WAS V SHOCKING #i did not recognize him at a l l #but in retrospect he WAS the perfect choice

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diablo-that-first-spark · 3 years ago

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I was tagged by

@ephemeracrux

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs and then choose 10 victims to do the same...

Okay, full disclosure here: I don't have a Spotify or whatever the kids these days use for music. I guess this thing was made for that. I have too many music in my computer and MP3 player to shuffle all of them. But I will see what I can do on my Youtube playlists!

1. Transformers: Arrival To Earth x Hearts of Courage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmjO6AOCSbc

- mixups don't always work, but sometimes it just meant to be

2. Tears of the Sun - Kopano I, II & III (Hans Zimmer)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzsnk4zn9ac

- never seen the movie, but Hans Zimmer is the man!

3. Two Steps from Hell - Heart of Courage (would you look at that, I swear it was on shuffle...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRLdhFVzqt4

- so many TSFH songs are soooo good, you guys

4. Zoo Tycoon 2 Main Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Lql-qzs8s

- a big part of my childhood right there

5. Destiny 2 Original Soundtrack - Track 24 - Ikora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdGAJXt_5M

- I don't even play Destiny, man.

6. Fall Out Boy - Immortals (Big Hero 6)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHn5Q7hCjxw

- pretty okay movie, nothing big. Awesome end credits song.

7. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Drink Up, There's More!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0sflDPa9zY

- haven't gotten to play it yet

8. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Main Theme (Ennio Morricone)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

- probably the only old western movie I actually enjoy

9. REBIRTH (English Version) - League of Legends Phoenixmancers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfBbxahfV6I

- LoL has some dope music from time to time.

10. Alice Madness Returns OST - Queensland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTbGiLv4D3k

- for when I really need some dark vibes for a piece, but I would never touch this game, holy crap...

Sorry, if it's the weirdest shit you've ever heard ^^; I latch onto music that gives me inspiration for something - a scene, a picture, anything. Never really cared about trends or anything.

But I am definitely very big on video game / movie soundtracks and epic music!

As for next targets... Sorry, I don't know anyone here. ^^; Do it if you'd like!

2021.11.21.

#music tag game #10 random songs from playlists #soundtracks #welp #this is weird

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bubbebruja · 4 years ago

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Fic Writer Interview

@wanderingbandurria I am fully considering myself tagged because I want to talk about writing!!

Name: BrujaBanter on AO3 and BubbeBruja here (because...it’s my whole identity in one title).

Fandoms: Harry Potter. Mostly Wolfstar, but I’ve been doing/wanting to do more femslash lately and have one trans!Hermione fic as well. I am far too obsessive a person to have more than one fandom at a time, but when I was a teenager I was weirdly obsessed with CSI and Criminal Minds.

Where you post: AO3 and Tumblr (I guess sort of?) and somewhere out there is a very old FF account with a LOT of Nick/Greg (CSI) content, including one in which I made a sex scene out of a Spanish lesson and...got the Spanish wrong? Mira, I was 15, it was a weird time in life.

Most popular one-shot: The Incomplete Recounting of Four Nonconsecutive Tuesdays in the Spring of 2002. Oh that weird, dear fic.

Most popular multi-chapter: Come Healing. My babyyyyy.

Favorite story I’ve written so far: Oh goodness. My current WIP is definitely the closest to my heart, but Come Healing was a very special journey and probably the finished product I’m most pleased with. Actually, yeah, Come Healing definitely wins. I really love that dumb, precious story, and it was really my first foray back into fandom of any kind.

Fic you were nervous to post: Get My Pretty Name (Out of Your Mouth), because femslash is complicated and special and delicate and also significantly less popular. Also I wrote and posted it on a whim in three hours.

How do you choose your titles: I thought I was soooo specialllll using song titles or lyrics, come to find out I am definitely not. But I am very intentional about using songs by artists of color/queer artists/trans artists. The Incomplete Recounting of Four Nonconsecutive Tuesdays in the Spring of 2002 was named because it was a weird, unorthodox fic that needed a weird, unorthodox name. My most recent WIP was named by....divine intervention? Who knows.

Do you outline: I outlined for the first time ever with my current WIP and literally put in parenthesis afterwards ”An OUTLINE? In THIS ECONOMY?” But I had too many ideas floating around very quickly and needed to put them somewhere. Maybe I’ll become someone who outlines things now. Probably not though.

Complete: All except my current WIP, Love & Blowjobs & Other Sacred Things. I’ll die before I leave a fic unfinished. Actually, if I ever have an unfinished fic, it’s probably because I have, indeed, died.

In progress: Love & Blowjobs & Other Sacred Things and OH am I ever having fun. It explores all the things my very nerdy brain loves, and I’m hoping it can do some important work in the process. Also working on my Fireside Fest submission and it’s...getting away from me a bit. Death is a character in it? We’re having a strange time, that fic and I.

Coming soon: Like 30 more chapters of L&B&OST (wow what a totally non-clunky acronym I’ve created there wow). Also my Fireside Fest submission. Theoretically. Also I have a fic that just came out via Wolfstar Games, but it will remain anonymous for a while yet. Also at some point I should probably start thinking about my Marauders Fest fic. Someone tell me to stop signing up for fests, damn.

Prompts: Y’all I have like 20 Tumblr followers, who is sending prompts??? I mean, I’ll totally take them, but this question is highly overestimating my popularity.

Tagging @ruinsplume (PLEASE tell me all about your writing) and @swottypotter (unless you’ve already done this in which case ignore me) and @eschatona (ONLY if you want, no pressure) and @fforsythiaaa (unless, again, you’ve already done it. I probably should have checked.)

#no one cares this much about my writing but me #but I've genuinely been enjoying reading other author's versions of this

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puppypaw-wc · 4 years ago

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i just wanted to ramble ‘bout undertale... hhhhhhhh.

aka me just describing the whole plot of the game... this one’s just the ruins tho cuz i don’t think tumblr would let me type out the whole game’s plot in detail.

i understand if y’all don’t wanna see this so it’s under the cut.

soooo uh. the opening “cutscene”/whatever you call it is just a few images with text explaining the events prior to the game.

“long ago, two races ruled over earth: humans and monsters. one day, war broke out between the two races. in the end, the humans were victorious. they sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell. many years later . . . mt. ebbot. 201X. legends say those who climb the mountain never return...”

the last frames show a human who you’d at first assume to be the player character climbing the mountain and falling in; however, it is not the player character (frisk), as the human in the intro only has one stripe on their shirt, while frisk’s shirt has two.

anyways after that you get presented with the start menu (it’s track is creatively entitled, you guessed it, start menu!) with instructions on how to play the game. once you start, you get to name the fallen human.

now, this is honestly kinda ingenious. it doesn’t say “name your character”, it doesn’t say “what is your name?”; no, it says “name the fallen human”.

there’s also responses to some specific names.

like if you name yourself “fight” (or something like that) or “mercy”, the response is “that’s a little on the nose, isn’t it?”, though the name’s still allowed to be used.

naming yourself one of the main characters’ names (or however much can fit) also elicits special responses, and most of them aren’t allowed to be used, but there’s a couple instances of them being usable. like papyrus’ name is too long so if you enter “papyru” as your name the response is “I’LL ALLOW IT” and the name’s allowed to be used. the names “blooky” or “napsta” (as in napstablook) are also allowed, with the response being “... (they are powerless to stop you)”. my favorite is either naming yourself “flowey” or “temmie” tho.

the name “flowey” gets the response “i already CHOSE that name” (flowey had the ability to reset/save/etc. before frisk) with it not being allowed, while naming yourself “temmie” gets the response “hOi!!!” as a reference to the species of temmie (temmie is best undertale character /hj) and is allowed. it used to make tem flakes heal more but that was removed for some reason.

ANYWAYS the game starts after you name yourself (the “true name” is chara, which elicits the response “the true name”, so i’ll be referring to “the fallen human” as such). you start out with your armor as the bandage and your weapon as the stick... both of which have 0 of their corresponding stat.

in the next room, you meet a talking flower, who introduces himself.

“howdy! i’m flowey! flowey the flower! hmm, you’re new to the underground, aren’t’cha? golly, you must be so confused! someone oughta teach ya how things work around here. (oop i’m listening to the undertale ost and finale started playing-fitting-) guess lil’ old me will have to do? ready? let’s go!”

you then find yourself in a battle. on the bottom of the screen, there’s two things: your LV, which is 1 at the time, and your hp, which is 20/20. in the middle of the screen is the bullet board, with a red heart inside. flowey’s above the bullet board. oh, and in battles, everything’s black and white other then the heart and some attacks.

“see that heart? that’s your SOUL. the very culmination of your being! your SOUL starts off weak, but grows stronger with LV. what’s LV stand for? why, LOVE, of course! you want some LOVE, don’t you? *he winks* down here, love is spread through little, white... “friendliness pellets”. go on! collect as many as you can!”

now, here, there’s two options: run into the “friendliness pellets” (which makes this part go by faster) or dodge them, which elicits some funny responses from flowey.

“hey buddy. you missed them. let’s try this again, shall we?”

“is this a joke? are you brain dead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS friendliness pellets.”

“you know what’s going on here, don’t’cha? you just wanted to see me SUFFER. who would pass up an opportunity like this? DIE.”

running into them elicits basically the same thing as the last response, though he states that “in this world, it’s kill or be killed” first. i also don’t remember what he says if you run into them cuz i always dodge them... cuz it’s funny...

you find your SOUL surrounded with the “friendliness pellets”, and it seems that you’re doomed to death... but when they hit you, instead of harming you, they heal you.

flowey gets a confused look on his face before he’s hit with a fireball and goat mom toriel appears!

“what a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth. do not be afraid, my child. i am toriel, caretaker of the ruins. i pass through here everyday to see if a human has fallen. you are the first to have come here in a very long time.”

she also says some other stuff but i don’t remember it so. :shruggie:

anyways, you follow her into the next room, where you find a four-pointed star; a save point.

“the shadow of the ruins looms above, filling you with determination. (HP fully restored).”

this is your first opportunity to save, which is interestingly enough not just a game mechanic; it’s an in-universe feature as well.

(okay wtf undertale ost on shuffle, it played temmie village and then tem shop immediately after, wtf???)

anyways, toriel guides you through (read: does for you) a few puzzles, before you find yourself in a long hallway, where she says she wants to test your independence by making you walk to the end of the hallway by yourself.

she’s just hiding behind a pillar at the other end of the hallway.

toriel says that she has a few errands to run, and gives you a cellphone before leaving. you can get some funny calls if you do wait, and at the end of it all her phone gets stolen by a dog. despite this, she still calls you when you leave the room. she does actually have special dialogue, though: “My apologies. A strange dog kidnapped my phone.”

anyways, you travel through the ruins, getting encounters with the enemies (froggit, whimsun, loox, vegetoid, moldsmal, migosp), who you can all spare.

i forgot the dummy battle tutorial, basically toriel has a training dummy as a battle tutorial.

things you can do:

talk to it: this makes the battle end, and makes toriel seem happy with you. it’s technically the right thing to do but the others are funnier.

fight it: this kills the dummy, though it doesn’t give you exp, and thus you can still get a true pacifist route.

flee: you run away from the battle and toriel says that it’s a good strategy... but it’s just a dummy, it can’t hurt you and doesn’t seek revenge.

do nothing: if you do nothing for eight turns (including missing attacks), dummy “tires of your aimless shenanigans” and leaves. toriel is confused by this, but continues on as if nothing happened.

whatever you do elicits a different response in a future mini-boss’ pre-battle dialogue, so. yeah.

ANYWAYS!

the ruins’ mini-boss is napstablook, a ghost who, according to themself, “usually comes to the RUINS because there's nobody around”.

to spare them, you need to cheer three times; this makes them show you their “dapper blook” trick, which is a top hat made of tears. they stop attacking to await your response, and if you flirt or cheer, the encounter ends.

also random fun fact: just like with the dummy, killing napstablook doesn’t give you exp, and thus a true pacifist route doesn’t end.

“FIGHTing Napstablook causes them to remind the protagonist that they are a ghost and therefore unable to be killed; they were only lowering their HP to be nice. They then vanish, and the protagonist suffers a loss of one "experience point" (not the same as EXP). This action does not abort the True Pacifist Route since it does not accrue any EXP.”

(x)

oh yeah, did i mention that EXP and LV don’t mean experience points and level?

flowey was actually correct about LV being LOVE. however, it’s an acronym, namely for level of violence. EXP, on the other hand, is an acronym for execution points.

continuing through the ruins and doing some puzzles (one of which includes several holes you must fall through to find a switch, one of which has the faded ribbon, a piece of armor, in it), you can get the toy knife, a weapon, before heading to toriel’s house, where she’s made you a butterscotch-cinnamon pie.

you see, earlier on in the ruins, she asks if you prefer butterscotch or cinnamon (if you’ve reset/loaded a save from after this point, she actually remembers your answer), before asking if you’d turn up your nose at the sight of the other/if you have allergies. there wasn’t enough of both at the store or something along those lines if i remember right.

anyways, you go to sleep in your room (yes, you have your own bedroom and yes, that is pure, and yes, toriel is the best), and she puts a slice of the pie on the floor for you to collect. it’s a healing item that restores all your hp, but i’d recommend saving it honestly.

toriel’s reading in the living room, where you can talk to her and either ask how to leave, or just talk to her. you do have to leave for the game to progress, though.

after asking her how to leave like three or four times, she goes downstairs and talks to you before fighting you, asking you to prove that you’ll be able to survive.

you see...

“Every human that falls down here meets the same fate. I have seen it again and again. They come. They leave. They die. You naive child... If you leave the RUINS... They... ASGORE... Will kill you. I am only protecting you, do you understand? ... go to your room.”

the fight with toriel is one that people often mess up on, though the strategy for her fight is actually foreshadowed by an npc froggit earlier on in the ruins.

many people think that you have to weaken her, or just end up killing her because they don’t see how else to do it.

so, what does happen if you kill her? well, it depends.

if you attack her once she stops attacking:

“You... ... at my most vulnerable moment... To think I was worried you wouldn't fit out in there... Eheheheh!!! You really are no different than them! Ha... Ha...”

on a neutral route:

“Urgh... You are stronger than I thought... Listen to me, small one... If you go beyond this door, Keep walking as far as you can. Eventually, you will reach an exit. ... .... ASGORE... Do not let ASGORE take your soul. His plan cannot be allowed to succeed. ....... Be good, won't you? My child.“

on a genocide route:

“Y... you... really hate me that much? Now I see who I was protecting by keeping you there. Not you... But them! Ha... ha...”

fun fact: until today my dumbass though that “them” was referring to chara and only just realized that it’s referring to the monsters further in the underground.

and now, it’s time for flowey (slash indicates a break in the text).

on a pacifist route (where you don’t kill anyone):

“Clever. Verrrryyy clever. / You think you're really smart, don't you? / In this world, it's kill or be killed. / So you were able to play by your own rules. / You spared the life of a single person. / Hee hee hee... / I bet you feel really great. / You didn't kill anybody this time. / But what will you do if you meet a relentless killer? / You'll die and you'll die and you'll die.Until you tire of trying. / What will you do then? / Will you kill out of frustration? / Or will you give up entirely on this world...... / and let ME inherit the power to control it? / I am the prince of this world's future. / Don't worry, my little monarch, my plan isn't regicide. / This is SO much more interesting.”

on a genocide route (where you kill everyone, exhausting the kill counter until the “but nobody came” message appears):

“Hahaha... / You're not really human, are you? / No. You're empty inside. Just like me. In fact... / You're Chara, right? / We're still inseperable, after all these years... / Listen. I have a plan to become all powerful. / Even more powerful than you and your stolen soul. / Let's destroy everything in this wretched world. / Everyone, everything in these worthless memories... / Let's turn 'em all to dust.”

(note that by “chara” i mean “whatever you named the fallen human”)

and that’s it for the ruins.

uh. yeah.

sorry for rambling about undertale so much on main, i love it too much.

#puppy rambles #undertale #things that're definitely my special interests

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