#need to serve her

[lilithsterrarium]

posting this here because I KNOW someone else will understand me. i cannot play hearthstone anymore because every time i see this card art i pop a boner

there is ONE was to make it hotter. and thats to make her fatter of course

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[chappellrroan]

Chappell Roan for Rolling Stone

[blueskittlesart]

[sakurabraches]

i love how by combining the wicked canon with the original frank l baum wizard of oz canon we can only conclude that after elphie's death glinda had a massive lesbian crashout and now lives in a palace with a bunch of beautiful women trying to compensate for the loss of the love of her life

[dearestgentlereaders]

nicola coughlan wimbledon 2024

[bitchthefuck1]

I love how the conversation between Harmony and Helena shows the tension that Helena becoming severed creates in the power dynamics, because even as a temporary PR stunt under a different name to clearly delineate them, Helly's existence is still a huge crack in the Eagan mythology. Cobell, Milchick, and Graner could be drinking the kool-aid by the bucketful, but watching a descendant of Kier allow themselves to be severed and then being placed in a position of authority over them would still have a massive subconscious impact on the way they view Helena, and by extension their perception of the Eagan's as a whole. It's a direct threat to their illusion of divinity, and you can really feel how that colors their interactions.

[stealingpotatoes]

You know if Han can appear as a force ghost, then padme can appear as a force ghost, Luke needs a hug

PADME SHOULD ABSOLUTELY APPEAR AS A FORCE GHOST HEAR ME OUT HERE. okay first of all because #feminism SECOND OF ALL she was literally pregnant with TWO whole eldritch skywalkers before she died. that should TOTALLY give her enough force to show up as a ghost. anyway here's this bc lucasfilm r cowards and i'm not

[themintman]

WAUGHHHH TRYING TO DO AN OCTOBER ART CHALLENGE THIS UEAR 💥💥💥 watch me draw Jack and Nurm for half of these lmao

(mcsmtober by @deadbeatbug !! 🩷🩷🩷)

[mrmeepsmadmind]

his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

[drolta]

Endless Drolta Tzuentes 4/∞

[i-like-forcefem]

If magic was real I’d obviously focus myself solely on mastering curses

Whether it’s cursed equipement, tattoos, or one time use spells, I know I’d love nothing more than to isolate myself and perfect the magic of changing someone against their will

Placing boobytrap spells around the local forest, that instantly turn you into a girl when you step on one, erasing any memories that you were ever anything else

Capturing invading “men” and drawing tattoos on them that transform them into succubi, forcing them to choose to either live in servitude, draining the life of others in an endless hunt to date their endless desires, or starve

Even giving the warrior asking for aid in a battle a balde that will give him embrace strength, but with each use will whittle away at their mind, annihilating all parts except for their more feminine desires, until all she can think about is her love for dresses and how she’d give the world to be a cute girl in a cute dress sewing cute skirts

Then rumour comes out about my activities, and inevitably when a “boy” gets obsessed with my myth, and decides to wander into my domain “just to disprove these idiotic fables”, I’ll show her happiness beyond what she considered possible

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Bender was so real for this

[waxn-wane]

Dressed her in his master's clothes, a century's longing marks her eye.

The Phantomhive Family Demon, forever offering the leash.

Eternally, at your service, My Lord

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

If an Arya stan made the headcanon/speculation of Arya ending up Queen in the North and Sansa becoming her seamstress, everyone and their mothers would cry " Biased Arya-stans!!Why do you hate Sansa so much??".

And I would agree that it would be unfair to make Sansa's endgame all about using her skills to serve her sister.

But when Sansa stans make headcanons about Queen in the North Sansa and her sworn sword Arya all those self proclaimed "loving both Stark sisters" and the " neutral" fans go:

[blueskittlesart]

Opinions on Old Bay?

the best vacation i ever had was when i was eleven years old and my mother took me and my sister to one of those shitty boardwalk restaurants at ocean city where they dump a bucket of old bay crabs directly onto the table in front of you and just let you go batshit insane. that was the first time i experienced true euphoria and ive been chasing it ever since. i fucking love old bay