#need some GAY LADY RATS

[wordsgood]

violently struck by the urge, nay the need, for sapphics in the new story, which is working-titled maze rats atm

[autumn-foxfire]

IT'S FOR THE SECOND BEST KAISHIN MOVIE! That's right, it's time for me to watch the Lost Ship in the Sky!!

This movie has everything, gay people, terrorists, gay people, a goat and gay people.

Oooh, I didn't know that their was no cure for the bacteria. I was not paying close attention last watch, probably because I was distracted by the gay people.

Actually interesting question: would the effect the bacteria has on a child's body be the same for Shinichi and Ai? We're still not really sure if they've reverted in age or just shrunk. Shinichi get infected and be Ai's lab rat.

Heiji is being such a little shit to Shinichi, teasing him about his small problem.

Awww, Heiji is such a good friend T-T He's always treating Shinichi to restaurants when he's in Osaka. Shinichi you need to return that from time to time, instead of being annoyed when your best friend comes for a visit.

And Kaito is such a gentleman XD "I will be on board but don't worry I won't steal anything until we're near Osaka so don't spend the trip a fretting mess."

Awww Ran, Sonoko and Agasa was about to throw hands with the man trying to scare the children. As they should.

...Okay. The story with Ran mistaking the blimp for a UFO when she was a child is cute but why did they writers have to twist it into her being an "appealing" girl? What? It makes no sense T-T

Oh thank god, yes KID plot please distract me from this mess. I love that Sonoko is so good with the kids too.

NO AI DON'T BRING IT BACK TO THAT DUMB MOMENT.

Kaito~ He's stalking his husband.

Hmmmm, I'm not sure I like how the lady sky is displayed, it deserves better metal casing.

Genta being the devil on Kogoro's shoulders XD Can it punch Kogoro again? He deserves it.

Sonoko. I love you. But girl, you should know Ran deserves so much better than Shinichi. I swear they think they like one another due to half the cast insisting they'll be together and not due to their own feelings.

KAITO! And he's wearing glasses. Taking a page out of his husbands book! How fitting he's wearing a bandage that says Shinichi<3Love on it.

Ran shows no sympathy for KID XD

How did Kaito do his hair to look like Shinichi's so fast? Hmmmm, he probably had to prepared for a quick escape thinking about it.

Kaito is actually telling the truth there, he does partially dress us as KID in order to solve his father's murder.

Damn though, Kaito really monopolised on Shinichi's own lie to Ran in order to help himself. I feel bad for Ran. She's so conflicted. I don't blame Kaito though, he's doing what needs to be done, Shinichi is the one who's put her in this situation.

GROSS. Ran kick him please. Not only did this man touch you, he also made comments that made you uncomfortable.

CAN WE NOT DO THIS. Shinichi, if you actually knew Ran, you would KNOW she's not looking at the man in interest but DISTRESS. But no because Sonoko says she's interested that must mean she is so it's time for Shinichi to do his pissing contest to show the man Ran is his property <.< Good movie, has some really bad points. Especially near the end which is one of the reasons I said Kaito deserves to be hit.

Ran getting to be badass and disabling the threat even at the risk to herself T-T

It's a good thing terrorists don't look up. Oh wait, that's gamers.

It's also good that Lupin is well trained because they would have no hesitation in shooting him and I'd be very upset if that happened.

Kaito's inner thoughts at the moment: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck. I did NOT plan for a terrorist attack.

Shinichi is so worried about Genta T-T

Time for spider Shinichi to come out.

And I hope the woman who slapped Ai gets hit 10x harder.

OH IT'S THIS MOMENT.

KAITO SAVE YOUR HUSBAND!

WOOHOO! And thus begins the Shinichi being carried in Kaito's arms adventures!

Oooh the aforementioned mention of motor on the glider! Something we know KID does install in the future, probably due to his husband complaining about not being able to get back to the airship

Kaito landed so elegantly <3 How does one man serve so much cunt.

...Never beating the incest claims. This little kid, a relative of Kazuha, just asked if he could marry her. I know kids are also like that but still.

Awww, it's nice to see Kazuha and Heiji being cute together. I could almost forget the dumpster fire that is the writing of their relationship.

THE GOAT!

HOW SUS TO GO FROM ONE "COUPLE" BEING DOMESTIC WITH ONE ANOTHER TO KAITO AND SHINICHI BEING DOMESTIC.

HE DOES NOT SAY THAT XD He says "Listen Hattori..." Thank you fan dubs for sharing what Shinichi most likely is thinking though!

And we start with another of Shinichi's crazy plans that Kaito just goes along with.

Not without a little complaining at first, can't let his husband now that he has him wrapped around his little finger.

I wonder where they got the uniform from? Either Kaito had it on hand for the presumed plan of disguising as Shinichi as a quick escape or they stole clothes from someone's backyard. I prefer the second one because it's funnier.

I love how Shinichi sticks his hand out as well. We all know Kaito is doing all the work honey.

AND THE BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE WHERE THESE TWO ARE IDIOTS!

Shinichi touched his dick. Won't be the last time he does that.

OH MY GOD HE ALSO MOANED.

I wrote about Shinichi using Kaito's grappling hook to save them as a prompt drabble forgetting it was actually canon. Well, movie canon.

Oh my god we actually got a proper look at Kaito in the movie too.

Awww, poor Heiji got hung up on. I'm sorry he got distracted by his husband.

This child is smarter than most of the cast.

I love when Shinichi can work with someone at the same intellect as him. The conversations are just so fun, especially when it's with Kaito.

RAN MY SWEET GIRL T-T Movies bring out the best side of Ran, and they don't have to sacrifice her kindess to do it, like what happens in fandom when they try and improve the misogynistic writing of a female character but only making another version of the misogynistic writing.

Shinichi had way too much fun doing this.

This is what I mean when I say Shinichi matches Kaito's freak. The two of them love pulling shit like this against others.

Shinichi showing off his acrobatic skills once more, combined with his skills on a board that would make Tony Hawks gush.

Imagine being a bunch of terrorists (thieves) and when you get arrested you have to confess to the cops you got taken down by a child. The daily life of DC criminals.

I'M DYING FROM THE CUTENESS T-T KAITO COMPLIMENTING SHINICHI AND THEN GIVING HIM HIS "WARRIOR'S MEDAL"

Kazuha and Heiji and that little kid messing with the thieves is so funny T-T

Does Shinichi not realise how hilarious it is that he admits to Ran he was going to potentially infect a man with a dangerous bacteria?

And Shinichi is being tortured with a gun. He and Ai can bond over that.

The second of Shinichi's insane plans. Where he returns the favour and drops a man into the ocean.

And Kaito does the funniest thing in the movie. Just strolls in, leaves everyone but Ran tied up (just because he knows she won't chase him due to what he did earlier), takes the jewel, and leaves. King.

And the consequences of Shinichi's own actions.

Damn Ran, you can't even have Shinichi's back if he was a thief T-T Asking him to turn himself in. Meanwhile Shinichi will make excuse after excuse to let Kaito walk free.

And this isn't okay, even if I do like Kaito. Not only is he trying to kiss Ran with her under the impression of him being someone else (which would be sexual assault), he also tries to sexual assault her by groping her only for her to notice and stop him. She even mentions to Sonoko (in jest because how dare women be actually MAD about this) about how she can still support him like that after he just tried to do that with her. Any other character and this would be given the name it actually is.

How to ruin a perfectly good movie <.< We all ignore the ending as it's gross.

[tf2-retail-au]

*this old lady walks up to soldier, looking at a phone*

excuse, young man. what is-

*she puts her glasses on and looks at the phone and brings the phone super close to to her face*

B-b-bussy? Do you have bussy, young man? c-can i have your bussy?

☆GamGam☆

Jane squints at the old lady, trying to recall that word. Bussy... bussy... he had never heard that before. Was it something the store carried? Was it something people just have? Maybe it was something people have. Maybe Jane just didn't have a bussy, so he was never taught about it. Dell was a smart man, one of the smartest men he knew. Maybe since Dell was smart, he had whatever a bussy was.

"Stay here, ma'am! I will find this bussy for you!" -🪖

Jane started his treck through the store, trying to find Dell.

Meanwhile, Dell was leaning against a wall near the front of the store, busy trying not to recall every single detail of that poster again... it was burned into his memory, still steaming as if freshly branded. He felt himself grow hot, and his breathing started to accelerate a bit, until he heard a familiar loud and booming voice.

"DELL! I NEED YOUR BUSSY!"

Oh god.

He felt his blood boil with embarrassment, or, fuck, was it arousal?, as Jane called his name and asked for... that. He felt a hand on his shoulder as he was turned to face the man who asked for his... oh God...

"P-pardon?..." -(🧰) Dell stammered, even though he obviously heard what Jane had said.

"Your bussy! I assume you have one!" -(🪖) Jane exclaimed. God forbid this man have one sense of sanity or intelligence.

"Jane- I-" -(🧰) Dell stuttered, feeling the blood in his body rush to his face within a matter of milliseconds. "I don't think I completely understand what yer askin' of me-"

"You should! You're smart! Of course you have to have a bussy! Come on, show me your bussy! I know you have one!" -🪖

"Goddammit Jane-" -(🧰) Dell looked at the ground, his head in his hands as he tried to hide the amount of red spreading on his face. "That's not- I- that's not what that is-"

"So then what is it? What is a bussy? Do you have a bussy? Because I need a bussy! Give me your bussy! If I cannot have it here I will take it in the supply closet!" -(🪖) Jane said, towering over Dell and basically pinning him against the wall.

Holy.

Shit.

"WHAT-!?" -🧰

Dell felt his limbs go numb, his body, his everything, as heat started to take over. If a humans melting point was any lower, it wouldn't take much for Dell to turn into a puddle on the ground. Just that image alone was just... too much for him to handle. How could he explain what this was to a man like Jane? That stubborn, loud, obnoxious, cocky, handsome, strong, broad...

"It means boy pu$$y you fuckin' gays. Now would you move so oi can clean the squished rat behind you?" -(🎯) Mick said as he pushed pass the two, grabbing gloves and picking up the obviously ignored dead rat on the ground, whos guts were splattered on the ground. "Suprised you two didn't start makin' out on the floor..."

Dell was grateful for the interruption, and the fact that Mick was the only one who actually did his job around there, because he was able to move away from Jane and get some distance between them so he wasn't just up against the wall.

"Yeah that's- That's one way ta put it alright..." Dell agreed with Mick, feeling himself relax. At least he wasn't the one to spill the beans.

"So? What's that?" -(🪖) Jane asked, completely oblivious.

"Well talk about it later, Jane," -(🧰) Dell heard himself say, which he knew he didn't mean. "For now, just- Tell whoever asked for that that we don't have it, and that it doesn't exist..."

[rachi-roo]

Hiyaaaa, Rachi! How are you doing? If fic requests are open, may I please request a (romantic if possible) Lee! Fyodor Ler! Dazai fic?

You know how Fyodor is all calculated and menacing? Yeah, that flies out the moment he's tickled. Let me tell you, it's canon (prove me otherwise😂) that this rat man would be the cutest lee. I'm talking cute-ass nervous/anticipation giggles, his eyes furiously trained on the hands of the ler (our whore-I mean Dazai), twitching when he hasn't even been touched yet. And even Dazai is flabbergasted when he hears the rat's tickly laugh. It's uncharacteristically sweet😂. He doesn't even tease him about it because it's so adorable.

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Bungo Stray Dogs: "Did you know rats laugh when tickled?"

Hi friendo! Im doing fabulous, thank you! Hope you're well! Oooh! Another challenging one~ Thank you very much for the ask! FyoZai is an interesting ship, one I hadn't considered before now 🤔 Kinda gay but we love that XD Tough, menacing men's being turned into jelly at just sight of wriggling fingers will ALWAYS be a favourite! I've written them as kind of frenemies with benefits XD I hope it satisfies! ❤️🩷❤️

Summary: Dazai manages to break into Fyodors temporary secret residence and has an important fact he has to share!

Lee!Fyodor, Ler!Dazai, Ship

Tw: Mild 'suggestive' flirting/ physical contact

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Night fell over the busy city streets, Fyodor was sitting alone in an inconspicuous little motel rental apartment. It's just somewhere peaceful to stop off between his usual stabbing and hacking and whatnot.

The Russian sighed, running a hand through his ebony locks as he lay on the bed provided, wearing something a little less formal for his rest. Just some black joggers and an oversized shirt. Nice and comfy.

As he stared at the ceiling, he felt his eyelids grow heavy, starting to slip closed as his mind began to fog up with sleep.

Ssshuk-

The unmistakable sound of a sliding window being lifted startled the resting terrorist, making him sit up instantly, just in time to see a gangly leg and arm fall through the window.

"Hupsy daisy!" The lanky limbs belonged to none other than Dazai Osamu. He poked his head in with a smirk, looking directly at Fyodor with a chuckle.

"There you are~!" He chimed, pulling himself through the tiny window and dusting himself off. "Geez, I thought the information said room four. I just saw the little old lady next door completely butt nude. Not a pleasant sight." He cringed.

Fyodor was already at his mental capacity limit just by having this goon break in through the window. But he knew this was far from over.

"What do you want, Dazai?" He sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. He didn't bother asking how Dazai found his location. He knew the goober would probably just say 'magic' or something stupid like that.

Dazai grinned, sitting by Fyodors' side on the edge of his bed. "Awww, c'mon buddy. Do I really need a reason to visit my arch nemesis slash bestie?" He chuckled, kicking his shoes off and turning to sit cross-legged on the bed.

"Dazai," Fyodor sighed, covering his mouth as he yawned. "I'm tired, okay? Can we do this another time? Go talk to Granny next door if you're bored." He turned on his side, nuzzling his face into his pillow, hoping Dazai would just leave if he ignored him.

Obviously, that wasn't going to work at all. Being ignored only edged him on. "But I have a fun fact for you! Come ooooon!" He shook the russians arm playfully.

"Uuuugh... Will you go if I listen to your stupid fact?"

"Yes! Immediately!" Dazai nodded.

"Fine! What is it?" Fyodor kept his face half buried in his pillow before feeling Dazai suddenly grab him and flip him onto his back, straddling his waist and pinning his arms beside his head in one swift movement.

"Aaaalright!" The brunette beamed. "Did you know rats laugh when tickled?"

The floor fell from beneath Fyodor. He felt his stomach drop and then fill with butterflies. His heart rate suddenly shot up as his cheeks flushed with a pink glow.

"I did not know... That rats could do that. No." He felt so very silly at just how immediate his reaction was to a simple word. One damn word!

"You didn't know that? Whaaaat? That's craaaazy!" Dazai dragged out sarcastically, knowing he had Fyodor right where he wanted him.

"No, so, is that all? Or is th-ehee! No! No, stop that." Fyodors' demonic reputation was stripped from him. All Dazai had to do was raise his hands and flex those fiendish fingers, and Fyodor melted like cotton candy in a stream.

Dazai smirked, cruelly edging his teasing fingers closer to Fyodors torso, not giving any indication as to where he would actually strike.

"What's the matter, Fyodor? It's not like you're a rat or anything. Unless, maybe you are? Maybe you're a silly, giggly, ticklish little rat~!" God, his teasing was relentless!

Fyodor tried biting back his anxious giggling as he fought with Dazais hands. Swatting and grabbing at any advances the detective made.

"Stohohp! Dazai! This isn't fuhunnyyy!" He managed to grip both of Dazais wrists, grinning giddily up at his attacker as he tried to catch his breath.

"Oh, but it is funny! It's so, so funny to see you wriggling like a widdle wat!" Dazai smirked, letting Fyodor hold his wrists for a moment as he leaned down, softly placing a few butterfly kisses on his 'friend's' neck, making his shoulders bunch.

"Hehe! N-Noho! Dazai! G-Get ohoff!" He blushed profusely, his feet kicking against the mattress. In the split second that he was distracted, Dazai snuck his hands down, digging into Flydors' sides, kneading into them with his nimble fingers.

"Gotcha, ratty!"

"NYAHAHA! Shit! Shiiit! Naaahaha!"

Dazai put his full weight on Fyodor, keeping him trapped as he gripped his hips, drilling his thumbs into the protruding bone.

"Oh, what a skinny rat you are~"

"Wait! Dazai not thEHEHAHAHAAAAA!"

Fyodor wheezed as he tried to curl up, his hips bucking slightly against Dazais. The suicidal numpty chuckled, making silly false moaning sounds.

"Ah~ Fyodor~ Harder~!"

"GET OFFA MEHEHE! Y-You peheherv!" Fyodor pushed on Dazais cheeks, trying to wriggle himself free.

"You crehehEHEHEEP! AH! Ya ub'yu tebyahaha, ublyudok! UMEREHEHET!"

"Uuuh, no tengo espanol?"

"Screhehew you!"

"Ah~! How forward of you my dear~!"

"DAZAI!" Fyodor grabbed Dazais' hands, pulling them away from his hips only to have his own hands suddenly pinned over his head with one of Dazais.

"Got you nooow~" Dazai grinned evily, wriggling his finger close to Fyodors exposed armpits, enjoying the power he weilded as he watched his helpless buddy writhe and flinch beneath him.

"Stohop teasing! You neheheee! No!"

Dazai gasped, seeing Fyodors shirt had ridden up. "Ohoho! What do we have here~?" He cooed, slowly starting to drag his fingers back and forth over his exposed tummy, biting his lip as he watched Fyodors skin tremble.

"A-Aha! Gh-! Stoahahap! Hah-!"

"Coochie, coochie, cooo little rat~" He dipped his finger into his belly button, earning a satisfying squeal. "Hehe, what a squeaky little rat you are! Eek, eek!"

"I swehear I-Ihihi'm gonna kill you!"

"You what?"

"I'll kIHIHIIIIIYAHAHA!" The Russians body arched as Dazai suddenly switched his tactics, clawing at Fyodors underarm.

"Didn't quite catch that, buddy." Dazai taunted, smiling down at Fyodors' exasperated expression. His eyes scrunched shut, his tear stained cheeks a warm pink hue and his bright unyielding smile filling the room with his loud, relentless laughter. It brought out the sadist in Dazai, seeing his loved one like this.

"I could go all night with you like this~ It's quite a nice view. Tickle, tickle, tickle~"

"Plehehease! No! Noho! Mehercy! AHAHAHAAAAA!"

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Finally, Dazai was satisfied. He hopped off his partner, stretching his arms as if nothing had happened, slipping his shoes on casually as he listened to Fyodors heavy breathing.

"Did I go too hard?" He asked, turning to look as Fyodor curled in on himself, hiding his face in his pillow as he hugged it to his chest.

"Haha, awww, lil' rat is all tired. Darn, look at the mess you've made." He chuckled, gesturing to the bed sheets that had been pulled loose due to all Fyodors thrashing.

He smiled, gently tucking the bed sheets back under the mattress, so they were nice and neat. "Are you really ignoring me now?... Fyodooor?" Dazai chimed, swiping a finger across Fyodors bare foot, immediately getting smacked across the face with a pillow.

"DAMN IT DAZAI!"

"What!? I thought we were having a moment!"

"OUT! Get out!" Fyodor growled, his face beat red, steam pouring from his ears like he was ready to burst.

"But Fyodooor!"

"NO! Y-You're the worst!"

"Okay, okay." Dazai leaned in suddenly, placing a soft kiss on his partner's forehead, making Fyodor need a reboot. "I'll catch you later, ratty~" Dazai smirked, already halfway out the window again when Fyodor tossed his pillow at him.

"OUT!"

"Love you too!"

Fyodor sighed, flopping back down onto his bed with a huff.

"Yeah..."

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[thottyimagines]

Headcanons for enemies to lovers with Kakashi with a girl who absolutely humbles tf outta him? Like he can walk around thinking he’s all that and has an advantage but she literally gets him down and is 2 steps ahead every time lol.

I admire the tenacity of those of you who send things with ridiculously powerful/beautiful/what have you inserts to write about, considering the outcomes I keep giving them.

Kakashi x OP SI

This antagonistic rivalry would have to begin in childhood or adolescence. Like, during that sweet spot when Kakashi is a little rule-following asshole who loves being top dog and hasn't had the trauma that resulted in him joining ANBU or adopting Obito's personality yet.

Kakashi is bamboozled the first time he gets his ass handed to him by a peer. He...didn't think that was possible.

It doesn't help that this little girl is taunting him now, grinning in a way that makes him want to punch all her baby teeth out.

Minato thinks that Kakashi needs a challenge and doesn't particularly enjoy beating up his precocious child student all day anyway, so he speaks to whoever's been handling her to arrange some sparring.

Whenever Kakashi ekes out a win, he's convinced the tides are turning in his favor. The winds of change are upon them and she can get off her high horse for good, thank you.

Except for then she beats him into the dirt again the next time.

Over the years, Kakashi uses her as an outlet for all of his terrible, unspeakable rage. He doesn't mind if she sees the ugly feelings that just keep building up with every new death because he's always known she's like him in a way Gai is not.

He even makes time during his suicidal ANBU period to come get the shit beat out of him in a non-lethal setting.

As they grow up and mature and remove the respective sticks from their asses that got them to "insane child genius" in the first place, they find that...well, they don't really mind hanging out without the violence.

Things progress very slowly to a friendship. They progress even more slowly to something in a more romantic light. Much of it is at the behest of our overpowered girl who does not have time for Kakashi's crises. Just choose something good for once, you rat bastard!

Kakashi has a chat with Dead Obito at the memorial stone in order to let him know of these developments and share that he's finally willing to take the next step. He imagines that Obito would have loved this; as children, Obito was her self-appointed cheerleader because he's a fan of anyone who can beat up Kakashi.

Except for Dead Obito is not so dead and has a habit of lurking about the area.

And the problem is, Obito doesn't really think that Kakashi deserves this newfound happiness.

If it's any consolation, Obito takes no pleasure in murdering Kakashi's lady love. He really was fond of her as a child. It's a pity that she made such a bad choice.

[oliversrarebooks]

what do your guys think about flowers? do they appreciate a nice bouquet? does lady jessica get roses from her love interests? has fitz ever had them be thrown on the stage after a performance? has anyone ever made lex a flower crown and told him to stop looking so sad and tormented? (if not, i will make him one.)

also, do any of them have a favourite flower with a special significance? i feel like the resident gays might have something sappy like that going on. like "ooo i got a bouquet of roses from fitz in 1897 and now whenever i see roses i tear up and spiral for 5 consecutive days"

also, lex seems like the type to enjoy nice, pressed flowers... he would 100% kill live ones. oliver wouldnt tho, i think. in my heart, oliver knows how to take care of little potted plants like he knows how to care for old books. maybe he could get some for lex's (i bet) sad and lifeless little manor. it needs the touch of a living person /j

sorry for the many questions, i suddenly got curious. as a parting gift, i stick a flower in fitz's gorgeous gorgeous hair, and i assure him he looks stunning (which he already knew). i also give miss lily a flower for being employee of the month at the thrall factory. ... i would like to give everyone a flower i think... they all deserve it... lady jessica for being so pretty and fun, lex for being so sopping wet and squishable, emily and oliver for being the best thralls... (jameson gets nothing, but the rats get a flower too)

This is a great ask, I love it

Lex would definitely love pressed flowers. He enjoys floral scents, as well, and often smells a bit floral due to using soaps and perfumes with floral fragrance. But you're right, he does not normally have live plants in his manor. Particularly when he's in a mood, he tends to lose track of the days, and is poor of taking care of living creatures. This is part of why it's good for him to have thralls that can attend to their own needs. He's had cats before, but they were allowed to free roam outdoors and so often took care of their own food by killing the numerous city mice.

Lex would also have books on flower language. Among the supernatural folk, flower language is mostly the realm of witches and faefolk, as they have strong connection to nature and plants.

The idea of Lex in a flower crown is amazing.

I think it's spot on that Oliver would enjoy houseplants. Keeping houseplants in the manor would be difficult because the windows are usually shut (to protect Lex in case he needs to get up during the day). He would keep plants in his own bedroom, where he usually keeps the window open for sunlight and fresh air.

Oliver would beam with delight at being given a flower for being the best thrall.

Fitz does indeed get tossed roses and flowers at his performances. He loves gaining flowers as a token of admiration, but could never actually take care of a live plant. He does have one very bad association with roses that will come up in the story. Lex would usually get him flowers other than roses for that reason.

Fitz grins and preens at having a flower stuck in his hair.

Lily doesn't have a particularly good or bad association with flowers. She's always busy and doesn't keep house plants. She does very often wear floral print dresses, though. And she'd be very amused to be named the Employee of the Month at the thrall factory.

Jessica LOVES flowers. She loves to get them from admirers and fills her house with them. She has both real and artificial flowers -- she tosses the real flowers as soon as they start to die, and tosses the artificial flowers as soon as they get dusty. Like many things in Jessica's life, nothing actually lasts very long. She also often wears floral corsages, and flowers on her hat and in her hair.

Emily likes the flowers in Jessica's house. It's one of the bright spots of her dismal existence, and once she gets some art supplies, it's one of her favorite subjects to draw and color.

Jameson thinks flowers are for women and children.

[serendertothesquad]

Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "Three is the Oddest Number" Episode Followup, Part 1

Well, ladies and gents and human beings...it's here. The finale of Odd Squad UK. Given PBS's track record with this franchise, I'm going to just deem it the series finale until some news decides to slap me in the face that the show got renewed for a Season 2/Season 5. And that's assuming it actually does.

This is a three-parter (considering "Should Odd Acquaintance Be Forgot" is chopped in two parts), so I'll be tackling this episode and hopefully get to the other two tonight. Maybe. Hopefully. I'm not exactly confident nor excited to see how it ends, but nearly anything could be better than the trainwreck that was "Odd Together Now". And never forget that I took a fucking bullet for all of you who watch Season 3 because I watched that shit early. (Funny to think that I had a big old speech for my Seren Reacts video about how the show's ending...and how it aged poorly. Didn't even get to do a final run on it!)

But enough talk! Let's have at this episode below the break.

(A post-editing note: I was informed that Leonie is, in fact, a girl, and not a boy like I thought. I'm keeping the LGBTQ+ theory because we've already gotten gay triangle villain and they could extend that to child villains too, but keep in mind that Leonie is a girl and not a boy. That's my bad.)

Ohhhh...a Niki episode. Once again, as long as it's not Omar or Tasha, I do not give a flying rat's Photoshopped ass.

That aside, this looks eerily similar to the classroom at the Academy where Orchid taught in "End of the Road". It's just more green, and there are no Mobile Unit agents, but the sentiment is there.

Hold on, hold on...this shit was all them?

Okay! Great! Cool! So riddle me this, then: why did we not get any hints about you in any of these episodes? Even a shot of any one of these three peeking around a corner -- or hell, even a funny background Easter egg or a symbol of some kind! -- would have helped tremendously.

You guys remember my complaint about them trying to squeeze a story arc into 12 episodes? This is the result of that and my complaints are legit so help me God.

Oh, hi, Ohlm. You got out of your eternal grounding and hopped on a plane to the UK? Didn't...didn't even serve any jail time for committing mass murder, huh?

(Yeah yeah, I'm aware that's not Ohlm. But you can't tell me it doesn't look like an older Jaiden at first glance.)

This is the most goddamn LGBTQ+ child villain I have ever seen, and I will leave the fandom to discuss their own theories.

Their...their logo is literally...it's just a slimmed-down version of...the...Science symbol...

Deja vu, I have in fact been in this place before, in "Oscar Strikes Back". And if neither of these three were Scientists, then what is point?

Oxandra is a name I'm fine with. It's Cassandra but Odd Squad-fied.

Offee, though? Is the name born from a mother with a severe caffeine addiction, and anyone who says it's toffee is wrong. Think about it. Sit on how demonized coffee is in this franchise. And then, find the symbolism.

SEE???? AND HIS NAME IS OLLISON. ALLISON. HE'S A BOY.

THE MOST OBVIOUSLY LGBTQ+ CHILD SINCE SEATTLE MR. O BAR ONLY HIM.

"To do that, we need to steal three shapes from their gadgets."

I see someone's taking their cue from Odd Todd in World Turned Odd.

"But we can't just go into Odd Squad HQ and steal it."

Actually yes you can, and lemme lay this out:

Get some agent suits

Maybe get some masks, or disguise yourself with a shapeshifting device

Get into HQ

Steal the shapes

????

????

Profit.

*long deep sigh*

No. Don't do this. Not after m' boi reformed. Don't do this. I'm recovering from last episode still. DON'T. DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Pretty sure I mentioned how good foreshadowing would be in "A Tour of Odd Squad", no?

And yet, they decide to shove it into this episode????? They decide to have the "kids in the superfan tour" thing in this episode?!?!?!?!

Okay, they cared about continuity this season, but only a sparse few times. They've bent the rules of continuity so many times that they could abso-fuckin'-lutely have put them in the tour in that episode.

"But Seren, you would still whi-" FUCKING YES I WOULD STILL WHINE. I HAVE A RIGHT TO WHINE THANK YOU.

Ohhhhh...because Icy Mouseeeeeeeeey.....

If this is shaping up to be a villain episode, then I'll say right now that "Villain Networking" handled it much better.

I...why do we need a time card? If they're already at the "assigning roles to the evil plan" portion, how the fuck long do they need?

Aaaaaaaah' c'maaaaaaaaaahn. You can't tell me they weren't thinking of Macklemore here. At least once!

"We don't follow fashion...?"

Already got my idea for a new Season 2/Season 5 character. And that's setting aside the fact that Onom is canonically a seamstress. (Seamster?)

No, that's a child in a mouse mask, Ryan Lewis. There is a difference between a bipedal mouse and a bipedal human wearing a mouse mask.

"Chasey or zappy" is a real PBS Kids way of saying "shoot first, or chase first?"

Though to be honest, wounding him would up the finale's ante considerably.

50/50 chance of Orli calling them out on being literal children instead of adults.

...

No, lemme change that. 90/10. And you should know what the 10 is for.

DID A WHOLE-ASS VISCERAL COUGH AT THIS LGBTQ+ CHILD ASKING ORLI TO TAKE A FUCKING SELFIE AND NAME-DROPPING SELFIE AND BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

If I really wanted to, I could make an MLP unicorn telekinesis joke, but I don't want to, so I won't.

NOOOOOO. N O T THEM HAVING A PORTRAIT VS. LANDSCAPE DEBATE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIKI CHILD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK- *explodes*

This slow head shake is fucking sending me. This entire scene is beautiful for a cold-open-not-cold-open.

Y'ALL GOT TWO MORE SHAPES TO FIND NOW W H A T ARE Y'ALL DOING.

I appreciate the villains giving the math lesson this time around, even if they are our big bads. We don't get many villain math lessons because villains are supposed to be st00pid at math.

Oxandra. Sweet summer child. Either drop the evil laugh or work on it. It's not for you.

Look, the more this very obvious Otis reference is brought up, the more I will fucking complain about it.

Again I have to ask: what is the writers' fixation on referencing Season 2 stuff? 10 years' worth of stuff to reference and you go with Season 2?

...Oh, and speaking of:

"Is...that just a regular magnifying gla-"

"JUST LET ME HAVE THIS ONE, ORLI!! PLEEEEEASE!!"

"they wouldn't have gotten away from me and this"

bro has feet

other bro has a limp and two tiny wheels

Think realistically, Orwell. Really think. Sit on it forever if ya have to.

Y'know, seeing this season makes me realize that they really just up and went "okay, make a gadget for anything and everything in existence".

And that's in addition to the 10k they already have, mind you.

(On to Part 2!)

[henreyettah]

bestie i'm so sick and tired of queerbaiting so before I read the locked tomb is there an actual gay romance between that oversized butch blonde and the skeleton lesbian or will i be left yearning? thank u in advance !! <3

Ok so obviuosly there’s gonna be spoilers here. There’s a very short and concise summary about my thoughts on this at the bottom, if you wanna avoid being spoiled (I’ve tried to keep the spoil to a minimum)

So what you need to understand is that yes, there is romance. ISH. The series isn’t about romance, so it isn’t the main focus at all. Big Butch (Gideon) and Skeleton Lesbian (Harrow) have grown up hating eachother; Gideon has hated Harrow because Harrow has both represented and been an integral part of a system that has kept Gideon prisoner in a dying society, and Harrow has hated Gideon because Harrow hasn’t been able to understand Gideon (Gideon should have died a bunch of years ago, but she didn’t, and it freaked Harrow and her parents tf out).

But they come to this realization that they’re each other’s person. They’re in a new environment, in a new dynamic, away from home, and things are collapsing around them, people are dying. And they have a short period of time when they come to understand each other, they’re a unit. And then they collapse too.

Gideon dies. Harrow, in an attempt to survive this loss (and also to stop her soul from absorbing Gideons, due to death magic) has an even MORE skeleton lesbian (Ianthe) perform lobotomy on her so she won’t remember Gideon. But Gideon has already been a bit absorbed, and is living is the back of Harrows brain. She’s stuck there for almost a year, while Harrow is having the worst time dodging Ianthe’s (sorta) unwanted advances and “Ortus”, god’s friend who keeps trying to murder her. While this is happening, Gideon comes to terms with the fact that she is in love with Harrow. She’s watching Harrow go through life being a wet stinky rat of a necromancer, with no memory of Gideon, and Gideon loves her.

The kicker is that Gideon thinks Harrow had her brainjob because she was grossed out by having Gideons soul in her, and wanted to forget about Gideon because of the yuck.

Due to circumstances, Harrow dies too, and Gideon pilots her body while Harrow roams the afterlife. She regains her memories of Gideon, and Gideons death, and decides that she’d rather have Gideon keep living in her body, alive, than live in a world without Gideon.

After that, a bunch of stuff happens, Gideon gets back into her own body, some other lady takes over Harrows for a while, and Harrow takes a well deserved soul-nap before eventually getting back into her body again. The latest book in the series ends with Gideon declaring that she still wants to be by Harrows side, even after Harrow gets kissed by an eldritch horror with the face of Barbie.

Summary:

There’s a lot of layers to this, but yeah they love each other. They’re idiots who can’t communicate for shit, but they both die for each other and then help each other back to life. The series is about love, and what it does to a person. I’m not gonna lie and say there’s romance, because there isn’t (not in the traditional sense), but there is love.

Also, they are lesbians. By default, it cannot be queerbait. They're queer, wether or not they end up together -- which I think they will, just to be clear, but even if they don't it doesn't erase the fact that they're queer. So it actually can't be queerbaiting.

[ryderdire]

so I promised my friends I posts these back in softmore year

This quote book features @orinmothwings @the-critic-god-of-books @unknown-box-boi @jasontheweirdsibling and @rats-in-a-trenchcoatt well as as alot of my irls Doc is in this book a lot because of circumstances of us having to spend a lot of time together and I assure you they say some wild shit

I present to you my quote book.

Are you okay?-irl 🌟

I’m gay - me

MURDER SHOES - Irl 📡

What if it was a child

I DONT CARE THROW THE CHILD OUT THE WINDOW - irl 🐸

I just don’t want to violence - Jason

I will hospitalize you SHIT WAIT MEAN

HOSPTAITLY U - me

This women looks could kill god but she is god -Box

Dem Chips - Jason

I’m not currently fit for human consumption-me again

doc:I need to tell you something

Ren: Oh gods what did you do

Doc: I DIDNT KILL ANY politicians

Ren :THAT SOUNDs incrediblely suspicious

KILL ALL LEAVES -doc

THEY STOLE IT FROM GOD”

“OH YOUR DRINKING POMEGRANATE JUICE you know what THAT MEANS YOUR GOING TO DIE”- Doc

ACat girls either have fur or hair they can’t have both-Doc

You know what I’m thinking about women <3 ren

I was thinking thinking about rats

-doc

Fuck later look first-doc

Doc: We always throw people out windows why don’t we throw people into windows

Ren:That’s how we break into places

Doc:YES THROWS REN INTO A WINDOW

Doc: BACK IN MY DAY MEN WHERE MEN AND WOMEN WHERE CARS

Ren: your gay

Box: no I’m hungry

I gotta call the murder lady - unkown person I forgot to label this

ME: WHERE ARE LESBAINS

DOC:I ate them

ME: NOOOOO

-He doesn’t have skin All hes got is nails and luck BOX about mr bones (I’m sorry box)

Your missing pretty women-irl 🌟

Who wants to help me kill god?

Entire table raises their hand

(This interaction is a running joke at this point I can’t in good conscious asgin it to one person)

How do you spell whore?????-doc

Box: I’m going to steal your heart in the least romantic way possible

I’m so jealous I wanna be a cryptid- ren

Are people who are attrated to cat boys furries-doc

HOW MUCH CAT IS This BOY— doc

Bitch why do you have this keyboard? - Jason when he stole your phone

Why the fuck is Ren so weird sometimes?- Jason also

If you drink enough, you’re gonna get drunk-

I’m dying, I’m dead, I’m in hell, Satan has given me an award forr the gayest person ever! I couldn’t do this without women- I hate you- Ren (printmaking)

Jason keeps stealing my phone and adding notes lol

Who would say that one ?

A bird -Jason

These rocks are either too pretty or too big. This rock is ugly enough

Ren:because I need to keep my gay best friend

Doc: 0;

Ren: me im the gay best friend

Doc: I’m my own gay best friend

Stop thirsting over god- doc

You don’t canoddle ren your the opposite of a canoddle I like you -the librarian on the loud speaker

WHAT

If they know theve Sinned -ren

Parental pegger -Ren

Jason :Special

Ren: COWARD L

Jason:SPEICAL

JASON: bad word English aSpecial

Jason : you don’t need to understand to see the cringe

I can lengthen my bones -irl 🐸

I don’t get bitches I make them- irl ☁️

My hair is very leggy -irl 🐸

My hair is feet - me making a typo

I’m tired of emotionally draining drama i just want to fight people

Box: bite?

Irl 🐸 and ren at the same Time: FIGHT

Me:omg gay people real

Box: of course their real have you seen yourself in the mirror

Doc: a Victorian women could pull a full ass chicken from their pocket

Doc: I’m not pregent

Irl 🙃: your pregent

Doc:IM NOT

Irl 🙃: what’s it gender what are going to name it???

BONK - headbutt from box

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP HOE-ren

Box slaps hand on Rens shoulders:FRIENSHIP

Ren screems

Offendedly: Whore - box to dogs with their balls

“Gay” - box

Irl 🌳:he looks Gay

Orin:HIS DAD JUST DIED

Orin: I like men who I could kill and women who could kill me im a switch

Ren: Doc. Tell my story

Doc:I’ll tell it in extradited voiceeeeee

Doc: I’m going to pick you and (no memory of what the rest of this was my bad)

Irl 🎃:NO DONT TOUCH THE LORD (referring to a rubber duck)

Pigs sure as hell can fly it’s called cops in a helicopter-me

Don’t foldle the lord in such a manner - irl 🎃 (still about that rubber duck)

you look like a gnome- doc about my mental breakdown haircut

Me: I was making fun of myself making fun of my self ):<

Rat:

Me: ):<

Rat: your mentally ill.

Doc: I wonder how someone discovered milk

Me:someone was probably horny

Me: congrats you where the last people to find out you where dating.

Orin: you know what I hate?

Ren: women

Orin:tonsil stones what the fuck

Be nice to yourself bitch (finger guns pointed at me) - Rat

Me: (in my villan ) sex….. kinda…mid ngl.

Orin:

Irl 🌕: NO don’t crusfiy the snail. ):<

Me: I don’t sleep I’m built differnt

Doc: Ren you are made of flesh bones and sadness that is 80% of the human population your not different.

Ren: that’s what a bumper sticker is

Doc:but you don’t have a girlfriend or a car

Ren: well actually

Doc: *gasp* you have a car??????

I turn down the temputre of every room I’m in

cuz ur not hot

Because I’m a ghost????? - I don’t remember who said this I promise I’m good at my job.

Orin: Is this a beautiful women or a very gay man?

answer: it’s a bit in between!

Doc:A large truck

Me:Correction two trucks fucking.

[darkfire359]

Thoughts on e2-e4 of The Terror

My friend and I finally got around to continuing my watch of The Terror. Some thoughts:

We clicked on the youtube link to e2 and it took us a whole ~5 minutes to realize that it was actually e3. We thought there might be some kind of flashback explanation to why this dead guy and his daughter were suddenly on the ship, but there kept not being one, and then we eventually realized the mistake.

I was sad to see a cat show up because the cat will probably die like everyone else. :( On the other hand, it did mean I actually believed Gibson's excuse to Irving for almost as long as Irving did. But as soon as he mentioned Hickey, I knew that it definitely wasn't pussy that he was interested in down there. ;)

Relatedly, I swear I've heard the phrase "Cornelius Hickey is a devious seducer" before, but I had NO idea it was canon. Amazing.

My friend, upon Irving suggesting that Hickey try watercoloring instead of gay sex: "Is he just ace and he thinks that's what it's like for everyone???"

Also, I'd heard people use rat motifs for Hickey before, and I'd just assumed it was for general vibes reasons, like him being villainous and sneaky maybe. But no, Hickey got a speech given to him about how the difference between men and rats is that rats fuck in the hold all the time and men "aren't supposed to". Wow.

My first reaction upon Gibson being such an asshole during his breakup with Hickey was to feel bad for Hickey and his inevitable turn to villainy. But then Hickey was such a bitch back to him! "I had dinner with the captain, he likes me, who knows what could happen there ;)" and all. Plus he just kept reminding Gibson that he was the one who topped (honestly unexpected).

Anyway I appreciated the bitchiness and how Hickey just takes that "devious seducer" descriptor and tries to roll with it by making eyes at every other guy in the show INCLUDING the megabear. My dude really felt that he needed to include that eye contact description in his report to Francis lmao.

Relatedly I really hope someone has written megabear/Hickey fanfiction. I don't even need to read it, just to know if it exists.

At some point my friend asked what it meant to be "punished like a boy" and I luckily knew the answer due to some OFMD fanfiction that I'd read. Though TBF I could have guessed anyway since "Hickey gets whipped on the ass" might have been literally the first thing I knew about The Terror going into it.

Surprised that Sir John got killed via megabear; I thought that for sure he'd be mutinied on.

It's kinda sweet that Francis went on the entire expedition because of Sophia's request to keep her uncle safe. But my friend and I agree that Sophia/Francis isn't actually a good ship because a. he seems to be way older than her, and b. it seems like she was legitimately turning him down, rather than just doing so due to pressure from her family (as it had looked like earlier).

Very curious to see what the show would look like from the perspective of the Lady of Silence. "Oops, I have a pet monster that shows affection by murdering things for me!" I'd watch the hell out of that!

Some lingering confusion:

How did Goodsir escape the megabear attack that killed Sir John? It seemed like he was with the group in the blind when the megabear struck, and then Sir John was the only one we saw running back. But then Goodsir is just back on the ship as usual in another scene?

Is it assumed that Francis just off-screen sent that group of 8 people south? It seems like Sir John dying mean that he wasn't going to lead it himself, but he seemed adamant about it even if he was willing to wait the one day for Fitzjames? There's a 5-month timeskip after that and they don't bring it up again.

What was Hickey looking for on the ship during the funeral? I'm guessing it was the thing we saw he had stashed in his hammock later? Drugs?

Why did Francis go out looking for the megabear with just a cabin boy? Earlier he was having groups of 6 people go. Seems surprisingly irresponsible for the guy who is usually the voice of reason.

[liopleurodean]

Season 3, Episode 13: Ghostfacers

They really got a tv show

This is like Buzzfeed Unsolved (I've never seen it)

The theme song is giving Power Rangers

Those people are new

Yes, Dean

Oh, it's a documentary format

Poor guy

They're all psychos

The token diversity?

Of course the Winchesters will be there

The Winchesters wouldn't

Intern coffee!

Supernatural bury your gays, this kid is gonna die

They don't have an editor

Wow. So well defended

BABY HI!!!!

Dean. You're so loud

ASDFGHJKL THEY ARE NOT HICKS

Hey, rock music is for the boys!

Where did they get all the equipment?

I don't see it

It's not 2/29 yet

He's hyperventilating

Might as well do PKE while you're at it

Spooky

Rats!! :DDD

Aw, it's dead :(((

Dude. You have to chill

He sure sounds the part

Sam got it

I'd like to

They were there first

That's definitely sus

Weird

Sounds about right

Yes. Yes they are

Captions within captions

Oh, like that one lady from earlier

They could not care less about movie deals.

Intern. You idiot

Freaky

Bye intern

We're closing in

Whoa, Sam

This ghost does not like tech

Dean. You look like an idiot

He got hit by a train!

Safety in numbers

Honesty

That's kind of disgusting

Dude. Don't scan Dean

Where's the suicide echo?

That's just sick

Maggie. Why

Dean. That was so scary dude

Whoa

Now Dean's mad

Not the time, guys

Ed. Why are you watching

Whoa, chill out!

CRY IF I WANT TO

That's so freaky

That's horrifying actually

Rip Corbett

He'll have a bunker

Is that a party hat?

"Inside your duffle bag?"

"In the SALT YOU IDIOT"

Priorities

Ditch the camera

Don't ask, dude

Wow. Potty mouth

Freaky

Suck it, Spruce

Yeet

Nooooo don't do that

Psycho

Fun

Even better: rock salt bullets!

Don't do it

I gotta hand it to him, that's kind of brave. But mostly stupid

"ghost-role"

BURY YOUR GAYS

This is so homophobic somehow

You've gotta go be GAY for the poor DEAD INTERN

I can't believe it's working

Is he CRYING?

Go Corbett!

They've had worse

Cove the camera 😂

It looks a lot weirder when it's not haunted

Not really

Asdfghjkl Spruce needs some work with his camera skills

Aw

Slimer

GAY LOVE CAN PIERCE THROUGH THE VEIL OF DEATH AND SAVE THE DAY DESTIEL CANON 2008

Aww

Dean's slow head turn

He wiped the tape, didn't he

Usually both

Looks like a cross between a bomb and a ghost trap

Ouch

Nice

Zoom, Baby!

[hopes-memorial]

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@moralcompass-archived

It feels like a cop out to say All our muses should interact, but I might have a few ideas, not all of them friendly, but hey, we need some antagonistic stuff, too. :3

Canons

Obviously we have to have Gonta and Shiori interact. Maybe spiders aren't really insects, but it would be so interesting. Plus, maybe strong gentleman and somewhat unsettling lady can be a very, very nice ship :3

I THINK SHIROU SHOULD MAKE MIKAN WORSE (don't let him, but it could be so fun).

Again, an obvious one, but gyaru violinist and punk guitarist? That could be such a fun dynamic. They should go to the club together. Plus, like, I think Ibuki would find her little quirk and paintings interesting.

Speaking of painting, Angie and Ayane should do art together at some point. Maybe she uses some of Angie's songs to help her get a palette for Angie to use for some of her art, something like that.

I also think Kokichi and Amai would get along pretty well. I've been wanting to throw them together, but I haven't had a good idea for them yet.

Tenko can be thrown at Yotsuba, Matsuri, Elodie, Ririka, or really any of my girls, but uh... maybe her and Botan would be interesting? Idk, just the idea of the two of them sparring together is very nice. Her having some gay panic over Izumi could be funny, too.

Celestia and Mei could be fun, antagonistically. I don't think I need to elaborate on why.

Naosuke and Kiyotaka, okay. Naosuke is a member of the Diamonds. He would love Kiyotaka for keeping Mondo in line.

I know we talked about them before, but we really do need a time when Chiaki and Reiichi are actually interacting.

OCs

Hayami and Matsuri, okay. I don't need to elaborate. I trust you can feel the vibes already.

Tsukiko and Kanai should meet. Idk, I just think that girl success and girl failure should be friends or toxic yuri.

I feel like I have mentioned this before or maybe I just thought really hard about it, but I think Ririka and Kagetora should be friends and know each other from the lil ultimate program since they're both former ones.

Takumi and Yukata should be in some kind of work deal given that he can drop off stolen stuff to him without worry of Yukata ratting him out, given how few times Takumi has screwed him over or tried to.

Yamane should be manipulated by Kanai as well <3 It'd be funny.

Ume and Izumi, hear me out... punks.

Maybe Kanato and Naoko should hang out given that they can nap together, though Kanato could enter his dreams and take notes about his fears and insecurities, so being nap friends might not last that long, lmaooooo

That's all I got for now, but knowing us, I'm sure I'll think of something in like an hour or two.

[py-dreamer]

Hmm, I can definitely understand both POVs of both being more fashionable.

Like Mac being a theatre kid and making or wearing some costumes or some regal garments while Wukong being Wukong is a bit more of a slob or at least careless with his belongings so he doesn't care about fashion

And the other POV where Wukong is a goddamn king who lived for centuries and has been through a lot of fashion trends and eras probably, also accumulating masses of wealth through his thievery of precious items and license of his story as the monkey king and his merch. Not to mention his frequent change of outfits, his armour being very symetrical and his general demeanor being very showman like and flashy

While Macaque mostly remains in the same outfit besides his brotherhood days centuries ago, Lady bone demon making him change his armour and his gay shadow play getup. Also the fact that he probably wouldn't have much to his name when he's first revived most likely living like a street rat at first before he could concern himself with fashion.

So yea, personal biases definitely come into play but I do believe Wukong to care more about fashion than macaque.

Not that he has the better taste, it's just he has more clothes and is more uptight about looking good most likely and they have different styles.

Wukong seems to me like the flashy type. All his clothes are garishly bright, gold, jewels, embroidery, fancy silks that just scream "PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

I mean in his legend he demanded for a cool outfit from the dragons to go with the neat staff he got.

And this is also Lmk Wukong who wears armour daily and also was the one fixing Macaque's scarf in the brotherhood flashback. Tbh, he'd probably have more outfits than he could count dating all the way back to like the tang dynasty or something.

But then again, as much as I love his fit in the beach episode, Wukong definitely has a bit of middle aged dad style. Not a bad thing by any means but he definitely has some stuff that Pigsy could wear just more orange. Odd picks here and there but since he's capitalized on his Great Sage image most likely would only wear it in private on the mountain where no one can judge him or when disguising himself like in the lantern city.

I can imagine him in his younger days prioritising comfort than flash. Then after his crowning as king and looking beyond the mountain, he'd start focusing on presenting himself as wealthy and flashy to compete with the other demon kings. Though he'd still have that playful comfort during the brotherhood era

After the beef with heaven, his garments would definitely be more armour oriented. All to make himself look more intimidating especially after the furnace and like that he feels safer.

During the journey cause he's travelling with a Buddhist monk, his wardrobe would be reduced to only one simple outfit which he doesn't mind after a while, just happy to be out of his mountain prison.

Though post journey I think he'd be drawn back to the flashy garments he had in his youth and experiment with more modern styles though he keeps his default monkey king outfit for the brand. The fact that it still resembles armour makes me think he does feel a little safer like that but the lack of the hard metal also makes me feel like he's softening up.

And after so many years being alone, I think he'd go back to looking for comfort in his clothes. Still fabulous but comfy, especially since he has his own sucessor.

Mac I feel like would care less about his clothes. Again for the reasons stated above but also because of his status, mainly him not being the monkey king.

Macaque establishes himself as a warrior, was once Wukong's right hand (Jury's out on whether he did a good job but anyways) so there wouldn't be as big a need for him to present himself as attention grabbing.

Being someone who likes to slink in the shadows it makes sense for him to wear the same thing everyday, dark colors also make him more camoflaged.

Instead of relying on style I think he'd mostly use his acting, sauve personality and charm rather than bold fashion.

Not that Wukong isn't charming and cunning but I just feel like Mac would rather act smoothly and rely on his wit and magic than Wukong's bold charisma.

Similarly to how they both have style just different taste, I think they're both cunning, charming and witty but like present it in different ways.

In modern day, since he isn't in Wukong's shadow anymore so to speak, I think he'd be a tad more adventurous with style like his gay play gig with the cloak and I think he has a couple of pretty damn nice things in his closet (other his love for his su-) and can put together a few good fits but given his lack of costume change compared to Wukong, I still say Wukong is more fashion focused

(Also Mac definitely lived in an alleyway by the dumpsters like a racoon at one point and you can pry this headcannon from my dead body)

Just curious...

Who do you think have better fashion sense, Wukong or Macaque? Mind telling me why? :3

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 08x15 Man’s Best Friend with Benefits

I hate this episode

“Why do you hate this episode?” I”ll tell you after you watch it

“What the fuck dude” “what the fuck dude” “Well if he actually did kill the bitch, then that’s what he deserves so ya know. He deserves a lot worse than that. I don’t know what I’m saying” “Dude dyes his hair like crazy” “Feel like they could have done a documentary episode about motel rooms” “I’ve never seen the 3 stooges. I used to watch abbot and Costello. Grandparents had it on tape, but I’ve never seen the stooges” I don’t like the stooges

“Someone is picking your fkn door man” laughter

“That was a really weird thing to say” “magnets” “Doing the red white and blue thing again tonight” “do witches wear eyeliner?” I do

“Is that so PeePee?”

“Does the witch pick the familiar or the familiar pick the witch?”

“Eventually, I’m going to have one of those veins around my eye too” “This one time on Instagram..” “Your familiar just ratted you out. Maybe not this guy but the other guy” “doggie boner” “that’s a lot of chains” I like Dean’s hair this season

“It reminds me of the lesbian era hair” “one of the ladies at the club could do a really good Jensen Ackles drag. A little tall and a little lean, but it would work” “That’s how I imagine everyone thought I looked in high school” No you looked like a twink not a lesbian

“From Detroit” “yeah” “How big is this guy’s puss?” “Oh it’s a black puss too” “A void” laughter “some witch bar” “DOn’t give the children watching any bad ideas now” “what the fuck just happened? Every time they bone, they meld minds or something?” “Why is she in the closet?” Cuz she’s gay

“Laughter

“That stupid face” then we rewound to see the face

“She’s just going to leave this dude chained to his bed. What if he needs to piss?” He just pisses himself

“I didn’t understand that entire interaction” “You’re not going to just pick it in 3 seconds you fuck” “What about the rule of no dogs on the seat?” “sounds like a really swell community” “Day-ta” “Data analytics” “He’s gotta piss so bad” laughter

“He’s projecting his ass” “Taking others through his brown eyed journey” “Is it the mind’s eye or the brown’s eye? Or if you think with your butt, it’s a little bit of both” “Who did he throw? It didn’t look like them.” Then we rewound and watched it frame by frame “Stunt doubles” “They both had stunt doubles” “Are familiars 2nd class citizens?” No they’re like spiritual guides for the witches

“That guy isn’t fkn around” “bite his dick off!” “that was pretty cool. Neat effect” “She looks different now” “bullshit” “I thought we’ve been through this” “Is this Dean’s version of double nickel therapy?” uh oh he’s got a little coughy woughy

"I'm so manly that I know what all my problems are. I aint need to see no fkn doctor"

[angelhummel]

rewatching that glee vid here are some of my favorite quotes

Will Schuester the Spanish teacher arrives at William McKinley high school in his shitmobile

This is a message directly for Will Schuester. *silence* That is all

Bye glee club I’m resigning bc I need to be an accountant to make money for my child bc my teacher’s salary of two dollars per year is simply not enough

Mike, Matt, and Puck choose the glee club, and Finn chooses the football team bc he flopped

I’m going to give Tina the award for emo fashion slay bc on rewatch, she’s still demolishing the fashion game while everyone else is serving milk

Let me postpone my wedding for a few hours so i can take these little rats to sectionals

Rachel meets Jesse St James, who is played by Jonathan Groff who’s Kristoff in Frozen. The first of TWO Frozen girlies introduced in this episode

After the frighteningly sudden flop aura of episode 14...

All of the boys except for Kurt are like “booo this is so boring” uh but at the end of the day who got the clicks views and engagement? The girls. And who fell off the charts? The boys

One thing about Joey? He’s gonna run

The fact that all it took was empty christmas light boxes and red chantilly lace to know they were doing Gaga. Yeah. See when you’re a legend, these things are just common knowledge 

Karofsky and Azimio push Kurt and Tina into the lockers for dressing up. Did somebody say. assault?

Meanwhile the boys are like “boo lady gaga boo we can’t sing lady gaga, lady gaga’s for girls” first of all shut the fuck up

Finn loses it and uses the F slur, and I’m not talking about “flop”

The scenes of Quinn yelling in the hospital while giving birth cut in between clips of Vocal Adrenaline singing Bohemian Rhapsody and it’s all synced up? Like I’m sorry, but you have to be a little bit of a genius to think of something like that

Honestly less schoolwork happens in Glee than in Euphoria and I’m pretty sure Maddy Perez doesn’t even own a pen

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I’m kind of Sam Evans coded if you think about it

We also have Rachel performing Baby One More Time and she unfortunately mega slays. And I’m saying “unfortunately” bc minutes before, she tells Finn that she doesn’t want him to become popular again bc she wants to be the only thing that makes him feel good

Episode four we have a Santana and Mercedes duet mega slay supreme

Episodes six is a little bit of a collapse

Kurt confronts Karofsky and Karofsky grabs Kurt and forcibly kisses him. Wooow, we love the repressed sexual orientation to homophobic bully pipeline. Someone call Paige McCullers and Alison Dilaurentis

There’s also a lot of Karofsky plot and I’m just like “I don’t care. I don’t want to see a redemption arc for this character”

We also find out Will sings to sick kids in the hospital. Try as I might I just can’t spin that as a negative. And I did try

I will be punishing Artie for rapping too much. He’s hit the threshold of Schuester

She writes a song called My Headband and it’s an instant classic

Kurt goes clown mode and tells Blaine bisexuality isn’t real. Kurt flopped I’m afraid

Karofsky apologizes to Kurt for being basically the worst person in the milky way and probably in alpha centauri as well

Who is voted prom queen? Kurt. But not in a yas slay kind of way

Finn flopped disastrously again but this time it was on a national stage

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Everyone’s like “quinn this isnt you quinn naur” but the thing is. she slayed

Mercedes convinces Santana and Brittany to join the Troubletones. And they are already on explosive mega slay mode with only four members. They sing Candyman and it’s an Event

My notes for episode five are basically “why does Blaine dress like he’s 50 years old”

Kurt Blaine and Sebastian go to a gay bar and they run into Dave Karofsky. Who has changed schools and accepted himself so he’s no longer the world’s most homophobic super villain 

Next we have Santana and the squad singing a very topical version of I Kissed A Girl

Kurt and Sebastian are having more beef and Kurt says “I don’t like your obnoxious CW hair” which is actually so wild bc Grant Gustin ends up playing The Flash on CW’s The Flash. So he literally does have CW hair. It was a prophetic read

Oh my god also the fact that Santana and Mercedes were gone from the club, Rachel was suspended, and Kurt STILL didn’t get a solo performance at a competition. It’s so bad for him right now!

Rachel accepts Finn’s proposal. ... Nobody moved. Nobody clicked. Nobody viewed. Nobody engaged. Well-

In episode 13 we meet Rachel’s dads, Hiram and Leroy. Yes that’s Jeff Goldblum

The football team at Karofsky’s new school finds out he’s gay and he tries to S word. And then like five minutes later it’s fucking regionals! The way that Glee goes from 0 to 100 to 0 to 90 to 30 to 0 to 55 to 0 in the space of like five minutes. Can we all just calm down??

In episode 15 Quinn’s in a wheelchair but more importantly Sugar has a really good outfit. Kurt also has a leather Gucci tie

Merslaydes

Rachel is in shambles. This is the scene of the historically important “pleek”

anyway go watch the video if you haven’t yet xx we need more good glee content

[cherokeegal1975]

If you want to find my book it's Unexpected Cargo by Meriah Smith.

I was once told on YouTube that this book was like a wholesome movie. That was one of my nicer compliments.

A critique would be nice. I want to know in detail what you think.

I am aware that my story still needs some editing, but I'm going to have to wait until I can afford an editor...which I don't know when that can happen. I don't know how to do it myself and I think it would help to have fresh eyes on it.

This book does have one sex scene in it...but it's not much more than one would see on evening TV or in a movie. The mpreg is only one element in the story that ties it all together, but that's not it's central focus. Basically I got tired of exploring a genera that was largely focused on over the top fetish and kink that just turned me off. And though I have nothing against gay oriented literature it can be a little much. And why does mpreg have to be gay most of the time anyway?

One of the main characters is a magical rat. Another is a young dragon that spends a good part of her time in the form of a little girl...and she adopted her rescuer to be her father, who is the main human protagonist.

Siblings get romantically involved...sort of. I mean the romance happens, but the siblings aren't blood related at all.

There's even an origin story for the first three main characters in the book.

Balance! There is never too much focus on any one story element. And in a plot twist...the main character helps to bring down the big bad in the story some, but mostly he just survives with the help of his family while the Princess takes care of the bulk of the work in the backdrop. I make it interesting of course.

The main protagonist's run in with his long lost sister was not what he or anyone else would have expected. They found each other but didn't know it for the longest time until...well, you're going to have to find that out.

I think I'll be doing a story like this only once. This was my experiment to turn what most people make into a plot stinker into a good story. That's it. I think I did pretty well, but more importantly, is your opinion of it. I really want to know your honest opinion of it.

There's even some sci-fi elements in the story too. Wait until you discover The Dune Lady, a kind of hovercraft/RV/cargo train. Useful in places where the roads are all too often dirt tracks in the desert.

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This book is available on Amazon, but you can also read it on DeviantART too. I'd love your feedback. It's so rare that anyone even bothers to read my work. I can honestly say that I don't think it's horrible and there's no harsher critic of my work than myself. I let it drive me to improve than to bring myself down, unlike other people I've heard of.

This story has no fetish, no kink. The story is an mpreg, but I wrote it like something I'd want to read instead of the crap I all too often run into when I'm foolish enough to go looking. If you're into that kind of thing, more power to you, but I'm not.