#ned cant wait to see this nerd again

[meet-the-net]

A bit disappointed about his sudden departure – they were just beginning to have such fun, Ned at least – he fails to conceal it fully in his smile. Nonetheless, he opens the front door for Cy and reaches out a hand for a formal adieu. "No problem, at all. It was fun. Have a safe journey, wherever you are going!" he says, unaware of any bases that might've been built since Selbyen was bought up. As they head back to the shed their motorbike stood in, he'd watch and stand by the door for a bit longer, trying to get used to the return of solitude before heading indoors.

( @meet-the-cyborg )

Cyborg’s motorbike growls to a halt by the beach. They wear a pair of black leather boots to stop the sand getting into their joints as they step off the vehicle, folding their arms and staring at the horizon. Mann Co’s newest battleground… really doesn’t impress them all that much.

They scan their surroundings carefully, watching seabirds soaring in lazy circles as they cry overhead. Being in cooler weather, of course, has made a lot of the metal in their body shrink. They furrow their brow at the squeezing feeling around their arms and thighs from the metal tightening on their limbs.

“Why couldn’t I just stay in New Mexico…?” they sigh.

Sounds of a distant motorbike shake the salty air in Selbyen, making Ned prick up his ears. He bolts to his nearby home, picks the hand-held harpoon off the wall by the front door and waits indoors for more sounds. Years of locating aquatic prey by their sounds had prepared him for moments such as these, and he could determine that the bike had stopped by the beach. Shaky hands load the harpoon as he begins making his way to the location, careful of every step he places, as a lot of these floorboards had decayed over the years. Shortly before the beach comes into his view, he tenses up once more, frozen by a sound he rarely hears; mechanical creaks and hums, dissimilar from the ones a motorbike would make as it cooled down. First the arrow of his harpoon, then his head peeks around the last corner separating him from the mysterious tone. The red clothes along the strangers back are the first thing Ned sees, and it weakens his knees. 'It is one of THEM...' he makes a mental note. Then the sun bounces off a part of their body that he did not expect, and his horror blends with a sense of curiosity. A lot of his fellow fishermen had suffered terrible accidents and replaced limb with wood, but he had never seen flesh transition to full sheets of metal before. In a moment of many moments of weakness, harpoon lowered just a tad, he takes an unplanned step towards the stranger, which of course sends the noise of creaking wood across the beach. Ned winces, "Shit.", and scrunches up his nose as if he feels physical pain from this mishap. He checks if they, someone he considers his opponent, notices him.

[waitimcomingtoo]

Where We Start Again - 4

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: how do you fake date someone you have real feelings for?

Series Masterlist and Regular Masterlist

Playlist by @tiny-friggin-human

“Wasn’t lunch crazy today?” Your friend Naomi giggled shortly as she leaned against the locker next to yours. You made a face as you finished putting your books away and hoped she didn’t catch it.

“I wasn’t there. I haven’t sat with you guys since Monday.” You told her, a little offended that she didn’t notice you were gone.

“Really? Huh, I didn’t realize.” Her eyebrows knit together in confusion. “Anyways, Colin and Henderson were flipping water bottles without the caps on and it was the funniest thing. Until Colin got Abby’s hair wet and she told him his girlfriend was cheating on him with Henderson. It was so funny.”

“Sorry I missed it. Is Colin okay?” You asked her and she snorted.

“Who cares?” She replied and you figured you should have seen that answer coming. “Anyway, are you coming tonight?”

“Tonight?” You shut your locker and turned to her.

“Fallons party. He just texted it in the group chat.” Naomi explained and you briefly thought back to the groupchat you never checked. “And I heard from Effie who heard from Lacey that he specifically asked if you were going to be there. He totally wants you.”

“I can’t tonight. I have plans.” You gave her a falsely sympathetic smile and hoped she’d drop the subject.

“What could possibly be more important than Fallon’s party?” She asked like the thought was impossible. “He said he got like, six cases of White Claw and his parents are away. You have to be there.”

“Sounds like fun.” You lied. “Sorry I have to miss it.”

“But Y/n!” She whined and you sucked in a breath. “There’s no laws when you’re drinking Claws. You have to come.”

“I have the science fair and then I have plans with Peter and Ned. I told you yesterday, remember?” You asked her but her face showed no sign of recollection. From the other side of the hallway, Peters ears perked up from the other side of the hallway at the mention of his name. He used his advanced hearing to listen to your conversation after hearing the tension in your voice.

“Who’s Peter Annid?” Naomi scoffed and you had to bite your tongue to keep from screaming.

“Peter and Ned.” You corrected her sharply. “Peter Parker and Ned…I don’t actually know his last name. But I’m hanging out with them.”

“Omg, ew why?” Her nose scrunched you in disgust. Peters face fell upon hearing this, reminding him that you and him lived in different worlds. You looked at her for a moment before deciding what to say next.

“Because I’m dating Peter and friends with Ned. Ned Leeds.” You stared firmly as you remembered his last name.

“You’re actually dating that guy?” Naomi grimaced. “I thought that was just a mean rumor Flash started.”

You couldn’t believe what you were hearing and laughed in disbelief. You made eye contact with Peter from across the hall and he gave you a sympathetic shrug.

“It’s not a rumor.” You snapped. “Peter makes me really happy. And I have to be at the science fair to see him win.”

Peter smiled to himself at your words and started walking over to you.

“Y/n, people like us can’t be seen with people like them. We definitely can’t be cheering them on at the nerd fair with all the other nerds. What if someone sees you?” She looked genuinely worried for you and your jaw clenched in frustration.

“Is everything okay?” Peter asked as he came behind you. He put his hands on your shoulders and rubbed your arms to calm you down, immediately feeling the tension leaving your body. You leaned your back into Peters chest and looked at Naomi.

“Then they’re gonna see a supportive girlfriend cheering on her genius boyfriend. Enjoy the party, Naomi.” You smiled at her and took Peters hand. “Let’s go, baby.”

You walked down the hall together, away from Naomi’s dropped jaw. Peter couldn’t wipe the smile off his face from you standing up for him.

“What was the about?” Peter asked you once you were far enough away from her.

“Nothing.” You answered. “Conversations with her are never about anything.”

“Are you okay?” Peter could hear the annoyance in your voice lingering from your conversation with Naomi and wanted to help you.

“Yeah. I’m sorry.” You stopped walking and turned to Peter, still holding his hand. “Don’t worry about me. You need to focus on your acceptance speech when you win the science fair today.”

“You don’t get to make an acceptance speech. You get a sweaty handshake and a firm, passionate pat on the back from the principal.” He told you and you laughed happily.

“That’s kinda hot. Are you cheating on me with Principle Mendoza?” You teased him.

“I’m sorry. I have a thing for spider veins and your legs are too perfect.” He played along, making you look down at your legs shyly.

“I hate you.” You shook your head and continued to walk to class. “I’m gonna fake break up with you just for saying that.”

“But I cant fake live without you, baby girl. Can you give me another fake chance?.” He pouted. You giggled and wrapped your arms around Peter, pulling him into an unexpected but welcomed hug.

“I’ll give you a million fake chances, baby.” You mumbled into his ear before pulling away. “But I’m about to be late for real math. I’ll see you at the science fair.”

“Okay. I’ll see you there.” Peter smiled in content as you squeezed his hand and walked away. It had been five days of fake dating. That meant there was only more week to go. As much as Peter loved the time you spent together, he couldn’t the shake the fact that it was ending soon. The moments he had with you felt real, but that didn’t change the fact that they were rooted in a lie. Still, you had chosen to blow off a party to come to the science fair with him. That had to mean something.

It meant something to him, at least.

~

“Look at you with your informational poster.” You smiled fondly at Peter as you walked up to his table. The LEGO lamp you had glued together sat in front of a poster about the science behind solar power. Peters eyes lit up at the sight of you and he stepped aside so you could get a full view of his presentation.

“Thanks for coming, daisy.” He grinned and pulled you into an embrace. You were surprised with him taking the initiative to show affection, but you appreciated it nonetheless.

“I’ve been walking around and you definitely have these people beat.” You said as you squeezed his arm for good luck. “One kid just had a baby carrot taped to a battery.”

“Yeah, he doesn’t actually go to this school.” Peter told you. “They tried to kick him out but he started barking so they let him stay.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, the judges have made their final decisions for the winners of Midtown Techs 75th annual science fair.” A teachers monotone voice came through on a microphone. Ned joined you guys with a box of popcorn, holding it out to you to offer you some. You and Ned stood on opposite sides of Peter as you impatiently waited the heat the winners.

“Let’s go, baby. This is all you. All you, baby, all you.” You mumbled just loud enough for Peter to hear. He chuckled and looked at you from over his shoulder.

“I am so scared of her right now.” Ned whispered to Peter.

“I know.” He whispered back. “I am so turned on.”

“In third place, Madison McDermott.” The teacher announced. Scattered claps sounded from the crowd.

“Madison has nothing on you, baby. Nothing!” You said into Peters ear as you bounced up and down.

“Second place, Chirag Saini.” The teacher said, earning more claps.

“Chirag wishes he was you right now baby, he just wishes.” You hyped him up and rubbed his shoulders.

“And in first place, Peter Parker.”

“AHHHH!” You screamed, wrapped one arm around Peters neck and pointed to him with the other. “That’s my boyfriend! That’s my boyfriend!”

Peter laughed happily and hugged you back, more excited to be holding you than to win the science fair. You buried your face in his neck and squeezed him tightly before running away to collect his trophy.

“She seems excited.” Ned commented with a knowing smirk.

“I have never felt this loved.” Peter squeezed Neds arm in excitement as he watched you bounce around.

“MY BOYFRIEND WON THE SCIENCE FAIR. FUCK YOU CHIRAG - I don’t mean that though your model of the universe is gorgeous- BUT YEAH PETER.” You ran back to Peter and threw your arms around him again as he lifted you off the ground.

“Remember, all I get is a sweaty handshake and a pat on the back. It’s not that big of a deal.” He tried to tell you but you didn’t listen.

“This is the hugest deal!” You grabbed his face and shook it. “You won the science fair four years in a row. And you did it after everything you’ve been through. I’m so proud of you.” You said sincerely and Peters heart melted.

“Meet me outside in five minutes.” He said as he rested his hands on your waist. “I have to show you something.”

“Okay. What’s-“

“Mr. Parker, you’re needed for a photo.” Principle Mendoza called for Peter.

“Go take your picture. I’ll see you outside.” You assured him. Peter kissed your forehead before he lost the nerve and went to get his picture taken.

As the camera flashed, Peters eyes drifted to you. You had your hands clasped together and a proud smile on your face as you bounced on your heels. It almost made Peter emotional to realize he had never been looked at that fondly. In the moment, he knew the truth.

He loved you.

He had developed real feelings for his fake girlfriend.

~

After waiting the allotted five minutes, you went outside to see what Peter had to show you. You walked slowly, taking the time to think about the past week with Peter. Even you didn’t know why you were so happy that he had won. Something about getting to know him gave you a newfound need to see him happy. As much as you liked spending time with him, you regretted getting attached. You only had a week left of your fake relationship and once it was over, you’d be left crushing on a guy who only saw you as a way to get Flash off his back.

You rounded the corner and saw Peter standing in the courtyard holding a bouquet of daisies.

“What’s this?” You asked curiously and he gave you a bashful smile.

“Will you go to the dance with me?” He asked as he held out the bouquet. You stepped towards him and accepted the bouquet with a confused leer.

“What?” You chuckled shyly.

“I know were already going together but you still deserved a proposal.” Peter explained. “You Flash this is how I asked you and I know you like daisies and I-“

“I would love to go to the dance with you.” You cut him off and sniffed the bouquet.

“We love to see it.” Peter used your own words and made you laugh.

“You are such an idiot.” You shook your head. “Can we go get that sandwich now?”

~

“Hola.” Ned bellowed as the three of you entered Delmar’s sandwich shop. “Do you know what today is?”

“Oh no.” Delmar gulped at the sight of Peter and Ned.

“Peter won the science fair!” You held up Peters trophy and screamed. Ned started pumping his fist and grunting while Peter hid his face behind his hand.

“Por favor, don’t make me make this sandwich.” Delmar pleaded. “It hurts me as a chef.”

“We’ll take one sandwich which every ingredient please.” Ned ordered and Delmar shuddered.

“Can we get it on whole grain bread?” You asked the boys and Ned gagged.

“Sure. Anything for my girl.” Peter touched your chin fondly. Delmar noticed the display of affection and folded his arms.

“Su novia?” He asked Peter, who looked at you in confusion.

“I’m sorry?” Peter stammered.

“Sí. Muchas gracias.” You smiled politely at Delmar as you dropped a five dollar bill in the tip jar. Delmar smirked at you and held up his hands in defense.

“Fine. I’m make it.” He agreed. “But only because I’m happy for you, niño.”

“His name is Peter.” Ned deadpanned.

“It means kid.” You told them. “You’ve been in my spanish class all four years, Ned.”

“I know.” Ned sighed dreamily. “I love that class.”

“Hey. Quit staring at my girlfriend.” Peter snapped his fingers until Ned stopped gaping at you. You smiled proudly at Peter calling you his girlfriend and wrapped your arms around his torso.

“She’s your fake girlfriend.” Ned reminded him. “Why do you care?”

“Because she’s right here. And she can hear you.” You said sarcastically as Peter wrapped an arm around your shoulder.

“Here. I made your disgusting sandwich.” Delmar slammed the sandwich on the counter angrily and Ned paid him.

“Grassy ass. Me gusta el sandwich.” Ned took the sandwich and bowed.

“Get out of my store.” Delmar ordered. You and Peter stayed in each other’s embrace and you left the store.

“We usually eat it on the rooftop of my apartment building.” Peter told you as he squeezed your shoulder.

“Let’s go. I’m hungry and it almost smells edible.” You quipped.

Ned watched curiously as you and Peter walked in front of him to Peters apartment. From his perspective, you looked like an actual couple. And with Flash nowhere around to see you faking, he wondered what you were doing it for.

As he heard you laugh loudly at a joke Peter said that couldn’t possibly be as funny as you made it seem, he realized something.

You liked Peter.

“Haha, just kidding”, he thought, “…unless.”

You got to Peters apartment and rode the elevator to the rooftop. Peter laid one of the towels down so you all had a place to sit. You took a seat next to Peter and put your feet in his lap.

“Y/n should have the first bite since it’s her first time.” Ned declared as he unwrapped the sandwich.

“You are going to love this.” Peter grinned as he handed you the sandwich. “Here.”

You took a bite and chewed it slowly. You could taste the mustard, salami, and peanut butter with the first bite. Your face twisted in disgust as you painfully swallowed the sandwich.

“So what do you think?” Ned nudged you.

“I think that’s the grossest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.” You whispered hoarsely.

“Well you haven’t been dating Peter for that long so-“ Ned began until Peter smacked him.

“Ned!” He scolded and Ned retreated.

“It’s making my eyes waters. Are my ears supposed to be ringing?” You looked at them for answers.

“That would be the jalapeños.” Ned nodded in approval.

“Here. I can’t have this near me. It’s making me hate myself.” You handed it off. Peter took the sandwich and took a bite, wincing as it went down before passing it to Ned.

“This was the last science fair. That technically means this is our last sandwich.” Ned said after he swallowed. Peter realized he was right and felt a sadness settle into his tummy. You noticed Peters face and interlocked your hands.

“It doesn’t have to be.” You piped up. “We could come back and do this every year. On this exact date.”

Peter stopped sulking when he heard your suggestion. You were already planning ahead for your future. And by some miracle, it included Peter.

“I like that idea.” He told you. “I’m not planning on leaving New York. Mr. Stark said I could work for him during and after college so I’ll be around. Where will you be?”

“I’m not sure.” You answered. “Anywhere but here, hopefully. I want to go somewhere where not one person knows me. I just don’t know where that is yet.”

“Well what about that Harvard application on your kitchen table, says your friendly neighborhood stalker?” Peter quipped.

“I don’t know, it’s a long shot.” You shrugged it off. “I probably won’t even apply.”

“I think you should.” Peter encouraged. “They’d be lucky to have you.”

“Maybe.” You smiled softly at him.

“Guys, what does GYHAHN mean? My mom just texted that.” Ned asked in a panic as he looked up from his phone.

“No idea.” Peter shook his head as he rubbed soft circles into your hand with his thumb.

“Get your Hawaiian ass home now.” You translated and got puzzled looks from Ned and Peter. “What? I speak angry mom.”

“How’d you know she meant Hawaiian?” Peter wondered.

“I took an educated guess.” You replied. “Why does she need you home?”

“YGFL?” He read the follow up text out loud.

“You’re grounded for life. Here.” You handed him one of the daises from your bouquet. “Give her this and tell her you were helping Peter carry his giant science fair trophy home.” And tell her you appreciate her waiting.”

“Okay. Me appreciate.” Ned nodded. His face faltered when he realized what he said. “Why does this always happen? Bye guys. And congratulations Peter.”

Ned picked up his bag and did an elaborate handshake with Peter before leaving. You fell into a comfortable silence with Peter following Neds absence.

“I hope you don’t mind that I spared a daisy.” You said as you scooted closer to Peter.

“It’s okay.” He smiled. “Thanks for helping him. I promise he’s cool when he uses full sentences.”

“I’ll have to take your word for it.” You chuckled. “I still like hanging out with you guys. Even if you made me eat that sandwich.”

“Hey, you wanted to come.” He reminded you when you insulted the sandwich. You smiled softly and looked down at your intertwined hands. “Are you really not going to apply to Harvard?”

“I mean, yeah it’s my dream but what if that’s all it is? Just a dream that isn’t supposed to come true.” You shook your head. “As long as I can start over somewhere, I think I’ll be okay.”

“Well I hope you change your mind an apply.” Peter told you.

“Peter?” You said after a beat of silence.

“Yes?”

“Today was the most fun I’ve ever had in high school.” You told him honestly. A grin broke out on his face when he realized the same could be said for him.

“I thought you were a party girl. Are the popular kids really that bad?” He teased you. He thought it would make you laugh, but it caused a sad expression to cloud your face.

“Do you want the truth?” You asked quietly.

“You can tell me.” He leaned forward when he saw how vulnerable you looked.

“It’s like they’re not even people. They’re all just a collage of different personas they put on so people like them. And they need people to like them. It’s like an addiction. And yeah, people like me but, but what if I don’t like me?” Your voice broke as you looked to Peter for answers he didn’t have. “What if they’re following around a leader who isn’t all that great?”

“It doesn’t have to be such a bad thing. They follow you because they like you.” He tried to make you feel better but you shook your head.

“They don’t even know me.” You said in exasperation. “I haven’t been myself for one second in that building. I was too busy trying to please everyone. And for what? Once high school is over and we all get out of here, what will it have been for?”

“I don’t think people are thinking that far ahead. I think they just want to be the center of attention in a given moment.” Peter reasoned.

“But that’s not what I want. I want weird, kinda unsanitary traditions with friends and people to talk to when I’m sad.” You laughed sadly. “I want people who notice when I’m missing. I want- I want…”

“What?” He asked.

“I want to be loved.” You confessed. “You and Ned love each other so much. Any idiot can see that. No one loves me like that.”

“But you have all those friends.” He wondered.

“I have followers.” You corrected him. “I don’t have any friends.”

“As far as I’m concerned, you have two and a half friends.” Peter tilted your chin up so you had to look at him and your eyebrows knit together in confusion.

“Half?”

“Ned isn’t a full person yet but he’s so close.” Peter explained and you laughed spritely.

“This is why I can’t wait for college.” You sighed. “I can start over and finally be myself.”

“At Harvard?” He smirked.

“I would never get into Harvard.” You laughed softly.

Peter let go of your face, content that he had made you smile until he remembered something you had said.

“What did you mean before when you said you didn’t like you?” He asked and your smiled faded. You took your hand out of his and picked at your nail polish nervously.

“I know you think it’s hard to be you, but it’s hard to be me too. I wake up every day terrified that people are gonna realize I’m nothing special.” You looked up at him with watery eyes. “Everyone wants something from me and they don’t even know why. And I’m scared that once they really think about it, they’ll realize I’m not good enough. That I’m a fraud. I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You can breathe with me. It’s okay, daisy.” He pulled you into hug and rubbed your back as you nuzzled into his neck.

“It’s so much pressure. They want me to be this perfect, happy girl but I’m not.” You sniffled. “It’s so hard to look at yourself and not be able to find anything you like. I threw myself into planning the dance but when the planning was done I was left empty. I thought I was going to lose my mind and then…”

“What?” He pulled away a little to look at you.

“I saw Flash picking on you in the hallway.” You smiled. “And I made a split second decision to pretend to be your girlfriend.”

“I knew you didn’t think it through.” He chuckled as you confirmed his suspicion.

“Maybe not, but,” you shrugged, “four years of high school and I finally found someone I actively want to be around. I wish I started pretending to be your girlfriend freshman year. I would’ve been so much happier if I had.”

“Let’s go to that party tonight.” He said suddenly. “The one that girl was talking about. You seem like you need a party.”

“We don’t have to. I know you’re not really a party person.” You scrunched your nose.

“Well I can’t know I’m not a party person until I actually go to a party.” Peter pointed out. You pulled away from Peter and took both his hands in hours.

“Peter Parker, would you be my date to the party?” You proposed.

“Daisy, I’d be honored.”

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[dabblinginmarvel]

I’m All Good

Plot: The reader, an expert in self-deprecating humor, has a difficult time telling Peter Parker that they like him because they think he likes Liz.

Blog Tag: @ima-fucking-nerd

A/N: I wasn’t sure how to write the humor until I used some of it on myself. Enjoy.

Warnings: Self-deprecating humor, mild foul language

Word Count Total: 739

Short Imagine #214

Title: I’m All Good

“It is not cold out there!” you shrieked.

“It is so! That wind is killer for this time of year!” Peter frowned, opening his locker four away from yours.

You shrugged. “Maybe it’s because I have this extra layer of insulation going for me.” You slapped your hands to your curves and Peter’s frown fell a little further. Your habit of making fun of yourself irritated him, but you didn’t care. You knew you had some extra weight.

“Y/N -”

“There’s Ned!” You interrupted his daily reminder that you shouldn’t use your usual humor for the day.

“Hey Peter, Y/N!” Ned walked up to Peter’s locker. “Ready for the chem lecture?”

“It’ll be fine.”

At lunch, Ned asked, “How did the lecture go for you?”

“Oh, you know me. My brain took a nap again, it just pulled out a pillow about ten minutes ago and said screw it.” You twirled your fork slowly.

“Y/N,” Peter reprimanded.

“Oh, forgive me father, I’m back on my bullshit,” you snorted, going facedown on the table.

Peter sighed heavily beside you.

After your afternoon classes, you ran into MJ.

“How are you doing?” MJ asked. You raised your eyebrow at her. “Yeah, I’m serious. I heard about the thing at home.”

You turned to scowl at Peter, but he and Ned looked to be in some deep conversation and Peter didn’t look happy.

“My life is just a mix of Hei Hei’s screams and the Grinch yoga vine, except it’s all inside, bouncing off the walls because it’s a little empty inside.”

Stomps came from behind you and you turned just in time to see Peter storming off and Ned look at you confused, hands up in a shrug.

“When are you going to tell him?” MJ asked.

“Tell who what?”

She snorted. “Tell Peter you like him.”

“I have no clue what you are talking about.”

“Sure.”

“Besides, he likes Liz.”

MJ laughed. “Are you sure?”

“Yep.”

“Okay.” She shrugged. She didn’t sound convinced. In fact, she sounded like she knew something you didn’t.

“What?”

She held up her hands and walked with the dwindling crowd out of the school, jamming her hands in her pockets the further away from you she got.

You looked in Ned’s direction, but he was gone, too. The day was long; it was time to head home, anyway.

The next day, you didn’t even have a choice to confront either of your friends before Peter caught you by your arm.

“Y/N, can you come over here for a minute?” He gestured to your lockers.

“Oh, no. Being called to the principal’s office.” You chuckled. “I’m in trouble now.”

“Can we cut the crap, Y/N? This is serious.”

“Maybe I don’t want to be serious right now. Maybe I am fine the way I am.” You frowned.

“You’re getting defensive. I haven’t even started yet.”

You snorted. “Me? Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism? Avoiding my feelings using dark humor? No way.”

“Y/N, I’m worried about you.”

“I’m all good, I’m like Applebee’s I’m all good in the neighborhood.”

“It’s eating good in the neighborhood.”

“Shh, I’m like butter, I’m on a roll here.”

“Y/N, stop. I need to talk to you.”

“What did I do this time?”

“Stop!” His voice carried, catching the attention of a few people. You turned to your locker and opened it. Peter shut it, taking care not to hit you or smash your fingers. “Y/N, is it true?”

“Is what true?”

“That you can’t bother to tell me you like me?”

Your eyes widened and your stomach flopped. “Whaaaaaaaaat?”

He bit his lower lip. “Alright. I see. See you after lunch, then.” He turned away. You ran after him.

“Peter, wait!”

He turned back to you.

“I’m sorry, I can’t control my sarcastic nature, it’s always been there to protect me and I’ve relied on it for so long it’s more me than I am anymore, and yes I like you, and just didn’t say anything because I thought you liked Liz.” You rushed out. At first, you weren’t sure he heard it all, but when he smiled, you understood.

“I don’t have a crush on Liz, I like you.”

You grinned. “You do?”

He laughed. “Yeah, I do. I wouldn’t say that just to mess with you.”

“Heh, okay. You aren’t that kind of person.”

“Darn right I’m not.” He reached for your hand and you accepted the gesture.

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[starlight-parkers]

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):

Summary: Just dating Peter… and being Tony’s daughter.

Authors Note: This was highly requested in the comments and I really enjoyed making the last one, so here ya  go! <3

Warning(s): swearing and deadpool (again)

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):

•y'all “tis about to get wilD

•you and peter have a stable relationship™

-y'all don’t really fight

-if you do it’s something stupid

-“I CANT BELIEVE YOU ATE THE LAST BROWNIE, THE AUDACITY, I AM DISGUSTED, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS ATROCIOUS”

-“ I’m lactose intolerant Peter”

-“YOU ARE A TERRIBLE- wait you are?!?!”

-“HAHAHA SIKE” *cue you running away with the last brownie*

•Tony usually mediates your fights.

-he doesn’t want his spiderlings to be sad.

-not good for his representation in the ‘approving dad’ world

-“(Y/N) I suggest you give Peter back his brownie”

-“I ate it”

-*tony giving you the scolding parent look*

-“what do you want me to do? Shit it out?”

-*cap bursts through the door* “LANGUAGE (Y/N)

•peter still uses pickup lines on you

-“my Spidey sense isn’t the only thing that’s tingling”

-“peter do you know what that means?”

-“yes it means I feel all tingly and happy when I’m around you”

-“BOiIi”

-he clearly gets these from Wade

•peter going on dad dates with Tony

-“I can’t believe you remembered our anniversary”

-“I could never forget it Mr Stark”

-“um Peter…you’re dating me?”

-“This is an A B conversation (Y/N) leave”

-your dad and Peter have probably been on more dates with each other than Peter has with you.

•you and peter are always together

-the avengers freak out when you aren’t.

-“WHERE IS THE LOCATION OF BROTHER PETER?? HAS HE JOINED THE DECEASED??? I SHALL AVENGE YEE MAN OF SPIDER”

-“Thor chill… he went to the bathroom”

•Peter always has his hands on you

-whether it’s holding hands, or he’s touching your shoulder, wrapping his arms around your waist.

-he likes to know that you’re always there.

•hUgS frOm BehInD

-y'all this is the only time Peter feels like he’s the big spoon

-he’ll rest his chin on your head and your back will be pressed to his chest

-aw™

•peter using his height to his advantage

-he’ll hide your things in high places

-so you call for help

-usually ends in you standing on him to get what you want.

•HICKieS yO

-it happened when you first showed Peter your room

-Tony told you to leave the door open but y'all didn’t let that bother you ;)

-“YOU HAVE TAINTED MY YOUNG PETER HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”

-“ father why do you not express this concern for me”

-“it’s because you’re the devils spawn”

•finally perfecting that spiderman kiss

-“WE FINALLY DID IT”

-“HELLS YEAH”

-“how do I get down?”

- *cue peter’s web snapping*

•stealing Peter’s clothes

-old and new

-he leaves a sweater at your place?

-BAM it’s yours

-buys a new shirt?

-BaM It’s yours

-he eventually runs out of clothes

-Tony buys him a new wardrobe

•having a meme group chat with Ned

-sending memes about spiderman

-peter regrets introducing you to Ned

•going on dates to the zoo

-Peter taking pictures of you admiring things

-a passerby reports Peter to the security guard for looking like a creep

-your dad has to bail peter out

•whenever peter loses you in a large group of people he always knows how to find you.

-“yo Pete where’s your girlfriend?”

-“hold on one sec” *shakes wallet*

-“DID I HEAR MONEY?!?!”

-“found her”

•spoiling peter bc you're filthy rich and he deserves the world

-“happy birthday baby!!”

-“(Y/N) is that a car???”

-*you smiling uncontrollably*

-”(Y/N) I can’t drive’’

-’’Its a keepsake’’ 

•convincing your dad to take peter on missions.

-instantly regretting it bc peter is a soft boi who needs protection.

-“If you die on this mission, I will kill you”

-updating the suit bc you must protec™

-“I’ve added extra padding to your suit to soften any falls”

-he literally cannot breathe now

•accidentally admitting that Tom Holland is your celebrity crush.

-“but we look exactly alike??”

-“don’t be ridiculous Peter, you look nothing alike”

•dates to museums and science exhibitions

-watching peter nerd out

-v cute™

•going out with Liz and Michelle for girls nights

-peter dropping in on you as part of ‘patrol’

-almost activating ‘instant kill mode’ when a guy talks to you

•you putting on the suit just to talk to Karan

-“am I the only one that thinks Peter smells like avocado? Like does he even eat avocado?”

-“I too have detected this unusual scent Ms Stark”

•Peter freaks tf out when you get sick

-like mental break down freak out

-he googles your symptoms

-which means he always thinks your dying.

-“I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SOUP YOU LIKED SO I BROUGHT ALL OF THEM USING YOUR DADS CREDIT CARDS”

-he brought like 50 tins of soup

-will not let you leave his sight

-“Peter I need to take a dump”

-“I’ll come with you”

•Wade is always crashing your dates

-he thinks you guys are friends

-“Wade will you ever leave us alone?”

-“Of course Peetie! When (Y/N)’s father accepts my adoption papers”

-“Why would a grown ass man need adopting?”

-“It’s to fund my expensive lifestyle”

-Wade also steals Peter’s wallet so he has an excuse to come along.

-eventually getting a restraining order on Wade.

•Star Wars marathons

-you thinking Luke Skywalker is hot

-Peter getting jealous

-he dresses up like Luke the next day.

•he finds your old spiderman fan account on tumblr

-when he does he just stares at you smugly from across the room.

-“what?”

-“oh nothing” ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

-he starts texting you the ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) face.

-“so you bet spiderman is one sexy specimen under that mask?" ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

-you want to die

-"I will delete you from my life”

•going to Starbucks for your anniversary dates

•peter insisting you have him on speed dial just incase anything happens

-you mostly use it to get food

-“hi”

-“(Y/N)??? Are you okay??”

-“I’ll have a double cheeseburger and fries please.”

-“(Y/N) pls”

-“what? I’m hungry”

-“may I remind you that I am  not supposed to be used for ordering take out”

-“then what the fuck are you supposed to be?”

-“your boyfriend”

-“oh yes that too”

•you wear matching outfits to school sometimes

-you are the power couple of the school

•taking Tony’s car for a joy ride

-crashing it bc peter gets nervous and webs up the windscreen

-it’s all good tho

-you use his card to buy a new one

-and blame it on Wade

•cute goodmorning texts

-“make sure to brush your teeth, you have terrible morning breath xox ~ (Y/N)

-"please brush your hair today, yesterday you looked like a yeti that had been run over and drowned in toilet water <3 Peter”

•everyone noticing how whipped Peter is for you

-except you

-peter doesn’t even know what that means he’s so outdated

•Peter has coffee mornings with Steve

-you’re never invited

•sending each other selfies

-your ugliest ones usually end up as your lock screens

-“who’s that horrendous looking creature?”

-“my fucking boyfriend bish”

•you die when peter speaks Spanish

-“pan caliente”

-“ I don’t know what you just said but please let it be the only thing you say at my funeral”

-he said hot bread

•Peter worries about your wellbeing

-he sets up daily reminders on your phone to drink water

-irl it’s just him texting you h20 puns and jokes

•you are very territorial

-if a girl so much as looks at Peter

-you will snatch the weave

-one time you actually pulled out some girls hair

-Peter thought it was hot™

-Steve and Tony did not ™

•stony are your parents tbh

•like your dad you have a lot of issues

-you’re scared peter will leave

-but he never does

-he always comes back

•arcade dates

-Peter gives you a promise ring from a vending machine

-the avengers freak out and think it’s an engagement ring.

-Steve gives you a lecture about patience and how you should wait.

-Tony on the other hand…

-“I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR MONTHS”

-“Uh Mr Stark, we’re 17 and it’s just a promise ring”

-“You are both disappointments and disgraces to the Stark name”

•caring for him after missions

-cuddles

-back rubs

-Peter is very clingy at this point.

•knowing exactly what calms each other down.

•Training with Peter

-having a run on the treadmill whilst he does weights.

-you trip and hit your head

-Peter drops a weight on his foot bc he’s shook.

-you both go to hospital and agree never to workout together again.

•carnival dates

-peter sees a game and insists he wins a price for you

-he loses

-3 times

-you end up having a go and you win a fish

-peter has the fish for 4 days of the week and you have him for 3

-the fish is your son™

-his name is ‘the fish™’

•stargazing and talking about a future together

•you both trust and love each other a lot

•you love peter a lot

-although you don’t say it often

-you show it though

- but he already knows it

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I think I don’t deserve you... Peter Parker X Reader cont.

Summary: The aftermath of Peter telling you he had feelings for you in a certain way is a mess.You finally get to see him at school, but Ned and Mj are suspicious because you and Peter have not been ‘Close’ since last night.You are trying to fight off your feelings about this event, which soon your dad and the entire Avengers team finds out about.

Warnings:Fluff,angst,all in all just basic highschool drama lol, cringe, flash being a dickhead, light cursing, and der is a suprise near the end of the story! :)

A/n: Yeee so this wasnt requested at ALL, and yes this is a continuation of my fan fic “You know he might kill you...?”. So...This is going to be a series probably, Im still planning it out since it just started. Im hoping this is gonna be a long fan fiction, but it might not be because im typing this out like 3 hours before i go to sleep. With school coming up for me, I have school in 14 days ugh, Im obviously not gonna be uploading fan fictions every week. So I hope you enjoy! Leave a comment what your reaction was and all that other stuff!

(Not my gif)

You had struggled to get up out of your bed to get ready for the dreaded school. Soon enough you had heard a knock on your bedroom door with the following voice of your dad. “Y/n I know you hate school but you cant live in your bed forever, now get ready!” You got up off of your bed and responded to your dad then went to go change your clothes.You had put on your favorite outfit that you had planned the night before to wear, then put on your shoes. Deciding whether or not to wear makeup you just quickly put on winged eyeliner and left your room. You went onto the elevator which sent you to the kitchen space, walking over to the island counter you were greeted by Steve and Natasha. ‘Hey’ they mumbled as they continued to do their thing, you grabbed a apple and started to eat it until you were cut off by Natasha.”Last night why were you talking to Peter?” She said to you,”He could not sleep last night..Why you asking?” You had responded back to her.”Just asking...” Natasha mumbled as you continued to eat. Soon enough your dad walked in,”Is that really what your gonna wear Y/n?” Tony asked you as he looked at your outfit. “Jeez Tony leave the girl alone she is only is high school!” Steve said as he looked up from his laptop.”What ever” You heard your dad mumble.”Oh and Y/n your taking the bus to school since its raining” He said yet again.”Cool” you had muttered as you quickly left the room trying to avoid any awkward conversations. You went to go to the elevator but you saw Peter, “H-hey, how are you?” He spoke softly as he rubbed the back of his neck. “Good...Im sorry about last night” you blurted out loud then you heard him chuckle in a somewhat ironic tone, “Why are you sorry...Wait didn’t I say we should talk about this at school?” he reminded you, you could tell he was in a somewhat joyful mood.”Yeah...” You said then the elevator opened and he left to go to his room. “Wait..Um Peter? Are you taking the bus to school? Because I was wondering if you wanted to sit together?” You asked him quietly. “Yeah..yeah sure” he responded as he walked to his room. Once you walked into your room noticing you had enough time to do your hair, you went into your bathroom and put your hair in double dutch braids. You walked out turned off some of the lights, grabbed your back pack then headed out to the bus stop.

         You were confused as to why Peter seemed somewhat happy after the rejection he got last night by his best friend. It was like he was trying to hide the fact that any of this had happened, but you kind of enjoyed it. You didn’t want him to feel depressed because he was always happy and a awkward little nerd. Once you were at the bus stop you quickly went to go find a seat on the bus because you didn’t to ruin your hair or makeup. (Now that i typed that I think its stupid that some girls actually focus more on what they look like and if their hair and makeup gets ruined, but ey thats just my opinion ;3) You specifically choose a seat in the back because you knew Peter liked sitting in the back, away from all the chaos. You set your stuff down then quickly Peter spotted you and sat next to you.”Hey..Wait how is your clothes not wet nor is your hair?” He asked you which made you giggle.”Ummm I don’t know? I protected myself from the rain?” You responded and he chuckled. You both just chatted the entire ride to school but both tried to ignore what happened last night. Peter mainly talked about what he does as his job as ‘Spider-Man’ he would describe the fight scenes and when it was your turn to speak you would just gossip about the romance between some of the Avengers and the teachers at your school. You had finally got to your school and you both left the bus and walked to your lockers.

When you walked up to your locker you had lost Peter, but you knew he probably went off to go to his locker or to find Ned.You sighed then suddenly got startled by Flash walking up to you and tapping your shoulder. You had always been easily scared, Peter use to purposely scare you because he thought it was cute.”What do you want flash” You groaned slightly since you knew he liked you but was always a bitch about it.You turned around to look at him as you closed your locker after you got what you needed for your next class.He had a cheeky grin on his face once you looked at him,”So Y/n? Got anyone to go with for Homecoming?” Flash asked you.”Ugh..Seriously Flash..You know I will never be interested in you!” You had told him, you knew he would always know your same response to anything romantic between you and him.”Well...Its probably because you have been hanging out with Penis Parker more often than you should...” Flash muttered to you, acting as if you were totally interested in him.”No its not because of that Flash...And don’t call him that name...Its rude..” He had sighed and then walked away as if he was defeated, you smiled when his presence was gone.”Finally” You told yourself, then walked to class. Your first 2 class periods went by in a vibrant and quickly way, but now it was time for science class with Peter.You both had loved science class since it was one of the many things you both were interested in.You walked into the class after you got your stuff from your locker, you walked in and saw Peter already setting up the lab for this class.

               You quickly walked over to him and sat down next to him,”Hey Y/n” Peter muttered as he was concentrated with putting the right things in place for the lab.”Hi...Okay so when do you want us to talk...? We can talk after school if thats okay with you..I just need to go dress shopping with Liz for Homecoming...since its coming up soon” You had said quickly which got his attention.”Or we can talk during lunch...Well after school is better though. But if your busy I understand Y/n” Peter responded.The science teacher got somewhat frustrated with you and Peter talking so she gave you a warning,making you both shut up quickly. The next 2 classes went by smoothly, which led to it being lunch time now. You walked over to your locker and put all your stuff away, leaving your last class period text books and notebooks untouched. You heard some loud yells and chants, which made you worried. “Y/n! Come here you need to see this!” Liz said as she grabbed your wrist and made you follow her until you discovered the fight that was going on! “Great” You mumbled to yourself, you quickly moved up closer to see who was fighting who.”What the hell!” You saw Peter and Flash fighting over something, “Who would even like a Penis Parker like you!” Flash hissed at Peter. It broke your heart to see Peter fighting, you never wanted him to get hurt over something this stupid.”Yeah well atleast im close to first base with her” Peter yelled at Flash.”Liz can you go get a teacher or someone?!“ You asked Liz, she nodded and then quickly left to go find someone to break up the fight.”Parker, your never gonna get to first base with anyone.With your luck and looks! I bet your the one who killed your uncle!” Flash said in a abrasive tone. (Abrasive means:Showing little concern for the others feelings,harsh) You had, had enough of this. You knew that they were fighting over you! This was stupid why would they fight over something this silly and stupid! “Stop it! Your both acting like fucking assholes!” You yelled at them which brought their attention towards you.”Your lucky a freaking teacher didn’t discover this!” You hissed at both of them. You quickly walked into the circle that was formed and grabbed Peters hand.”Come on” You said annoyed, you dragged him out of the fight and walked into a guest bathroom.

              He sat down on the counter top in the bathroom as you dug through your back pack for your mini first aid kit, “What the actual fuck peter! what were you thinking!? Aunt May is going to kill you if she finds out about this!” You consulted him.”L-look im sorry Y/n! Flash was acting like a dick head towards me..He was saying stuff about me and you..How could I not defend myself?” You could see the pain in his voice, which killed you to see him this mad about someone acting this way.”Im sorry...” He said one more time, you quickly put bandages on anywhere he got hurt/cut by Flash.”I-its okay Peter..” You said as you hugged him. You rested your head on the crook of his neck as he wrapped his hands around your waist. After a while you let go and put your first aid kit away and threw away the wrappers of anything that fell from the packages. You leaned in and kissed him. (Shocker?) This surprised him, he then gave in and kissed you back. This wasn’t your first kiss though...When you first met he had kissed you, but always liked you up until now.”Y-y/n...I feel like I don’t deserve you...” This had shocked you when you heard those words escape from him.”W-what?” You seemed worried, you didn’t him to let you go this easily. “Im sorry Y/n” Peter said as he left the bathroom leaving you to have small tears form a river on your face.You thought he was just kidding or something like that...But no...He was actually leaving your life after your first real kiss. “This cant happen” You said to your self.This is something Peter would never do.

To be continued...

(Not my gif, hoped you enjoyed!)

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85 Truths

Tagged by @lance-is-my-bias bless u, inquisitive nerd

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people. 20ish.

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last

1. drink - water

2. phone call - my mum

3. text message - "i walked home"

4. song you listened to - a grease medley that came on the radio

5. time you cried - about 4.30 today, because i swallowed water wrong and it hurt when i coughed

ever

6. dated someone twice - no

7. kissed someone and regretted it - no

8. been cheated on - no

9. lost someone special - probably not in this life

10. been depressed - at some point, but im doing good :)

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - no! I am responsible.

fave colours

12. Lilac purple

13. Soft, pastel pink

14. A sort of blue based white? If that makes sense?

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yea, if work counts

16. fallen out of love - no

17. laughed until you cried - probably.

18. found out someone was talking about you - yep.

19. met someone who changed you - no?

20. found out who your true friends are - oui

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - all of them but one guy i added by accident but he seemed chill

23. do you have any pets - oodles! A fatass ragdoll named angus, a black belgian shepard named hadrian who cant see very well, a turtle named antonio fernando carido (aph spain, heckin 14 year old me), a galah named ned kelly, and other assorted birds and fish. And one fatty fat lizard.

24. do you want to change your name - no, its kinda shaped me as a person and its unique

25. what did you do for your last birthday - got a hair style that wasnt really what i wanted and threw a party

26. what time did you wake up today -  6.52, then again at like 8

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - sleeping 

28. what is something you cant wait for -  true love? Idk

30. what are you listening to right now - the hoards of birds outside and my turtle clunking in her tank

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - i guess, but im pre sure it was about hentai  

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - that people keep stealing from the place i work out!! How desperate do you have to be to steal a $2 pack of lighters!!

33. most visited website - youtube

34. hair colour - it was kinda this mousy brown but i dyed it a richer brown

35. long or short hair - long

36. do you have a crush on someone - no one real

37. What do you like about yourself - idk really, i guess i really just want everyone to be happy and try to give them something to smile about. I like that about myself.

38. want any piercings? - I have the ears done, but i dont feel the need to get anymore

39. blood type - beats me

40. nicknames - Rhom, Rhommy? Princess from my neighbours, darling from my grandad. My other grandad used to call me “little rabbit” when he was alive.

41. relationship status - single pringle

42. zodiac - cancer

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - i dont really watch tv anymore

45. tattoos - no thanks, the idea of getting one makes me kind of anxious. They can be cool tho.

46. right or left handed - right

47. ever had surgery - no

48. piercings - one per ear

49. sport - only school afternoon sport, which varied. I like soccer but i dont really follow the rules.

50. vacation - I want to see Europe, Denmark specifically

51. trainers - like the shoes or

more general

52. eating - sushi and asian noodle soups are amazing, but i really love lindt chocolate

53. drinking - iced tea, warm tea, crisp clean water                                                                       

 54.I’m about to watch - rob dyke on youtube

55. waiting for - like, a man? Not a boy but, someone i can just fall for that kinda has their life together.

56. want - to drive down a moderately busy highway at night in a fancy car listening to ocean drive

57. get married - please, just so i have a use for the heart shaped plates i saw ♡

58. career - something artsy? Im working in retail now tho 

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - depends on the person, but both are nice

60. lips or eyes - soft eyes

61. shorter or taller - taller

62. older or younger - older, but not like, super old

63. nice arms or stomach - a lean stomach

64. hookup or relationship - relationship 

65. troublemaker or hesitant - neither.

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - i mean, i guess 

68. lost glasses - yeah, they got stuck in my shirt when i took it off after being drunk as balls

69. turned someone down - yea….

70. sex on first date - no my dear

71. broken someone’s heart - idk??? I hope not…

72. had your heart broken - nah

73. been arrested - no

74. cried when someone died - yes

80. kiss on a first date- nah

81. Believe in angels- oui. Luv them.

other

82. best friend’s name - rachel, ebony

83. eye colour - a stormy sort of dark blue that kinda sucks

84. fave movie - howls moving castle

85. fave actor - im not really fussed?