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Neanderthal paleoart I did for class
#toothpaste#I’m used to drawing inverts so drawing a human but also maintaining in inhuman features were weird#paleoart#neanderthal#Neanderthal girl#quartenary#Cenozoic#homonin#homo neanderthalensis#art#digital art#procreate
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This is my favorite relationship
Sapien boy and neanderthal girl doze in the springtime, finally together again
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#my art#(doodle from last night while talking with friends. anyone remember those magical girl neanderthal comics i made last summer?)
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white teenage boy at my course who says the n word acting like im william afton when i say i dont like kids:
#he will never amount to anything btw#y are these teen boys so fucking weird...one time a girl said shes better off without a boyfriend#& some guy said “dont u want to have children someday🥺” first of all kill urself?????? now?????????#i hate them all#biohazardous neanderthals who only know gta & hating minorities
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anyways in good news my calves have noticeably gotten bigger and stronger due to my constant Backpacking The Countryside (unreasonably long commute) so just try and move me bro
#barely relevant but those cave club dolls mattels very short lived cavemen girl dolls they made after the Croods did well in theatres#had big calves and cute boxy neanderthal foreheads which i thought was endearing but not enough BONE accesories#that's my review not a single one of the mane girls has a giant bone in her hair..........what?#main. sorry. different brand#their headphones and shit will be like wound together ivy and whatever their clothes are rugged like animal pelt scraps but y'know#you could do more#if youre gonna do something as bullshit as caveman girl dolls you have to go whole hog (whole wild boar?)
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Yall, we had a substitute for health today and she literally said quote "boys put on lots of protein and muscle during their teens becausd they need it to protect everyone and girls put on lots of fat becauss they need the energy for their biological purposes" like we're 15 ma'am we dont need to be worrying about child birth and protecting a family!!!!!! Also she said that only women are emotionally intelligent and men are purely for protecting the women and children like wtffffff
#sexism#we're 15 lady#stop talking like girls are ready for childbearing at fifteeeeen#and that men are all neanderthals with no emotional intelligence
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I do like the play on "n0t it" quite a lot. But I appreciate your point of view. It's just my personal outlook on life and not something I'd advocate to my own students, though it's also fair to point out that maybe I'm never really "n0t" a teacher -- the balance between career and calling and all that.
"It's just my personal outlook on life" says the dude who took a big (public) shit on the youthful enthusiasm for learning.
I don't know how to further spell it out for you because you're really not taking accountability for what you said in that reblog. The OP who posted that?
SHE IS SIXTEEN YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE 40.
MAN THE FUCK UP, APOLOGIZE, AND DO NOT EVER FUCKING TELL A YOUNG GIRL/YOUNG GIRLS THAT THEIR ENTHUSIASM AND THIRST FOR LIFE "is horrible way to live -- I don't recommend it. Remember that this all ends in death, and everything you've gained will disappear."
BEWARE, all young teacher crushers: This one/"nickn0t" actually does just want to get into your panties, because Hell, why encourage your mind to learn anything when he doesn't care about that. Why bother when he and can just [daydream about, write creepy letters about] 🪱ing his way into your 😺
#i s2g if your balls were in my court you'd be screaming for mommy after a few swift trick shots#nickn0t#how can a man be so goddamn dense#teacher crush#teacher student#student teacher#this motherfucker again#he sounds like that fucking ass butker#'no use learnin' nuthin' ur just gonna die (get married and have a family) anyway'#GOD I AM SO PISSED#gross#i think this fuck sent this to me when i was writing up the second response reblog but whatever#i s2g that if i were that girl's father and learned that some 40yo asshole had commented that on her post you can be sure that#i would let my inner neanderthal loose#he hasn't eaten in a decade
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why are human bodies so complex and well-made even though we can hardly understand, like, any part of it unless you bother to research??? like you think a neanderthal knew what a neutrophil or monocytes were? or any of their bodily processes ongoing inside of them for the matter except "need food," "ow hurt," "I wish to engage in intimate activities with the opposite gender, in which I will express utilizing hand signals if I wish to be the dominant or submissive partner," and "honk mimimimi?"
it's like the prehistoric equivalent of a child who's perceived as gifted but it's all surface level intelligence and vocal imagery and in reality they're just overworked and overwhelmed by their parental figures until they're burned out, want to climb in a hole and snort sawdust until they pass out because no one understands them except their stoner friend who never offers them drugs because they know how much their pal would give to escape that lifestyle and become an incessantly persistent drug addict if they were so much as offered a gram of marijuana because they have never tasted freedom
#neanderthal#burnout#gifted child#sniff sniff mmm yummy dust mites#ow hurt#caveman smut#eepy sleepy#still waiting on that profile picture guys I'll get it once I'm no longer poor#venting#i'm a good girl#i hope
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When pitching your story idea to a board that decides whether or not the idea gets made, you have to give an elevator pitch. An elevator pitch is a VERY brief description of your idea (concise enough to be said in the amount of time you’re in an elevator) that tells the essentials of your story. An elevator pitch has three parts: the premise pitch, the comparison pitch, and the genesis pitch.
I want to talk about the comparison pitch.
When professionally sharing your idea, trying to get your big idea approved by a company or filmmaking team or whatever, it is highly recommended you name something already made that is similar to your idea. In the genesis pitch you also name how your idea is slightly different (For example, my short film I’ve been pitching the last few months had a comparison pitch of “It’s like Ghost Whisperer and the movie The Sixth Sense, except the main character talks to ghosts to help herself instead of to help the ghosts”.) but you most importantly name what your idea is like. You deliberately tell people what you’re basing it off of. What you’re inspired by. It’s considered a necessary part of sharing ideas.
Being inspired is not a bad thing. It’s encouraged to have your idea be like some other creation, because it’s basically impossible to expect anything else. But, you also need to name why your idea is slightly different from what you’re comparing it to. That’s what makes it inspiration and not plagiarism.
Don’t be intimidated by the fact that you were inspired. Your inspiration should be shared, not hidden.
#bird chirps#I often think about an argument years back I had about being ‘original’ with ideas with a girl who thought every idea must be 100% original#I lost that debate because I couldn’t articulate at the time what makes inspiration different from plagiarism#Dont be afraid of not being original. The only original thought ever had was by the first articulate neanderthal
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You ever see yourself in the cctv cam and think holy shit I sure do have quite the schnoz 🤔
#sillyposting#that cvs self check-out cctv tells all#out here looking like a whole Neanderthal#only thing keeping me going is that one girl that complimented my nose 3 years ago#ma’am if only you knew the impact your words had#you’re too good for this world#jsksbskbsbsk
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Neanderthals girls 1976
#art#neanderthals#love#flowers#nature#what if we were two neanderthal girls sitting in a field of canola#👭#artists on tumblr
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If I were a tiny prehistoric human gaining human sentience in this vast big world where everything I need to sustain me is miraculously in the environment and there are so many wondrous animals and plants around but the land gives and takes and the sky sometimes is cerulean but sometimes cries like I do and sometimes strikes at me with a bolt, feeling so much mystery and divinity and gratitude I would look up and worship the gods too
#religion talk#I think the universe deserves to be worshipped#at least our planet in which somehow everything works and supports life like us#we’re in an age where man made things are so impressive we forget that the foundation upon which weve built everything is just as impressive#what’s that post about ‘I see light on water I find god’ yeah.#I’m in awe at the world like a Neanderthal#^ guy who is super buddhist#^girl who unironically puts ‘esoteric Buddhism’ as an answer to ‘ask me about…’ on dating apps
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okay, i got a lot of wonderful birthday gifts today (and one coming later this month bc its preorder rn), but i wanted to shout out this gorgeous art print @queerpyracy bought and got framed for me, bc its so sweet and wonderful and i adore it a lot
#its a homo sapien boy and a neanderthal girl cuddling in a springtime meadow and i think i originally saw it here on tungle#i adore it a lot and have been super excited to get it since i put it on my birthday wishlist#jess talks too much
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Neanderthal girls will always make me feel things. She could cripple you, but would she?
Older than history itself
What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔
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getting emotional about the closing lines of this book i'm reading about the interdisciplinar study of some of the neanderthal remais found in El Sidrón cave: "... one of the adult women was most likely a redhead; they made tools with local materials, but they knew they could get something different from mountains a little far away and weren't afraid of making the trip; this teenager boy (the iconic n° 1253 that helped us in partially sequencing ancient neanderthal mtDNA) presented modifications in the amino acids of the FoxP2 gene (a gene crucial for language) that are also found in the gene of modern humans; they could register bitter taste, but in a milder way than modern humans can (...) they were humans, just like us, with their successes and their miseries."
#😭💗💗💗#like who cares if they're another species or subspecies (i do) at the end of the day they were humans. a lil bit different yes but humans#it also says that most of them were cannibalized and like okay WELL#not to sound like the archaeologist that i'm trying to become (almost there!!) but maybe it was bc of something ritualistic ‼️‼️#also they were living though the (last) ice age where would they get food leave them alone omggg (<- girl..... lmao)#always fun to think about how WE are living through an interglacial period 😁#we won't see its end because by then with how the elites are managing things we will create our own end but yeah. fun 😁😐#anyways back to neanderthals. my belovedssss <3 i love them sm <3 sorry for having absorbed you cousins 🫡🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#dara.t
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