#nct smaus

[shuafiles]

── .✦ fwb!nct dream texts

CONTENT | sexual content involved. mdni. afab!reader. fwb but theres yearning

A/N | i accidentally forgot to turn off night mode oops

[chriscentric]

jeong jaehyun x reader - text.

[14/02] a bunch of random silly text with bf jaehyun! hbd my baby the loml my heart my soul my man! ♡

cw // few suggestive words/pictures teehee (most of these texts were inspired by my pinterest board lolllllll)

[chenlezip]

──★ ˙☕️ !! an annoying customer | a na jaemin smau .

PART 2 : apology speedrun

annas note : thank you to those who wanted to be in my taglist for this smau >_< i appreciate you all so so much!! wrote this while half asleep so im sorry if nothing makes sense. pls lmk what you think! 🤍

last | next | masterlist

the next day rolled around quickly and jaemin felt himself growing a bit antsy as he approached the cafe a bit earlier than what time he usually goes - 7pm this time. well done jaemin!

jeno had begged him to go around this time because.. eh, something specific but he wasn’t really paying all his attention to his best friend right now because he had more on his mind. first of all, how was he going to approach you? nonchalantly? or just get it over and done with? maybe he could speedrun it.

with a pat on the shoulder from jeno, he enters the cafe with a soft smile plastered on those pretty pink lips of his. “hi,” jaemin spoke up as he reached the counter, looking around, seeing the cafe nearly empty. he was quite thankful.. he didn’t want to apologise to you in front of a whole crowd. you hum in response, muttering a small hi as you were too busy fixing the till.. once again, god! why can’t the manager just spend the money on higher quality needs?!

“sooo… i saw your tweet, and-“ “you saw my tweet? how? i’m on private- oh shit, did karina send you it?” he rubbed at his nape, “perhaps? but anyway what i wanna say is that i’m so sorry that i was making you stay later.. it’s the only time i could get here with how busy ive been and-“

as the male was about to continue, jeno dashed inside the cafe. “-well, your coffee is really-“ he gets grabbed by the arm and dragged out, quickly muttering another “sorry!” to you. as soon as jaemin was dragged outside, he glared at the older shouting out, “what the hell jeno?!”

you were confused by the whole commotion. all you saw was the pretty male that you seemed to dislike being dragged out by a handsome puppy faced man who had a nice physique. damn, a pretty boy with a handsome man? and they seem to be friends? well, the universe is in luck for you.

but you couldn’t help thinking about what jaemin said to you. karina first of all throwing you under the bus like that and how sweet he sounded when he apologised. he sounded so.. no. you need to focus on fixing the till.

jaemin, on the other hand, was rather annoyed at jeno. “what the actual hell, jeno? i was just about to explain how good she makes coffee!” “sorry, i uh, saw a girl who’s exactly my type and i need you to come with me to get her number.. can you get it for me?” he asked softly which elicited another groan from his best friend. “why the hell can’t you do it? are those muscles just for show?!”

“maybe..” jeno muttered. “look- maybe you have another shot to apologise to your girl, huh? but right now i need your help with this.”

taglist : @jeonghansshitester @kukkurookkoo @cigsaftersuh @polarisjisung @injvns @kaosuni @sibwol @n0hyuck @ayukas @phototypee @hyckvr @swee7dream @haechology @holyhaech @blondemrk @222low @njmluvr

[thatsatricky1]

Here are some recommendations I have for you guys made by some talented and wonderful people!

↝ 𝐍𝐜𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ↜

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Chapter count: 30

Status: complete

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Status: on hold

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Status: Ongoing

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Gamer l.hc x (!f) gamer reader

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Chapter count: 29

Status: complete

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Zookeeper l.hc x (!f) aquarist reader

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Status: ongoing

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Status: ongoing

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↝ 𝟏-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝐡𝐨𝐭-𝐧-𝐟𝐮𝐧 | text series ↜

✰ Includes nct dream, nct 127, stray kids ✰

The lovely creator: @strrykais

Multiple text pieces made for different groups/idols

Basically based off random phonenumbers/ unknown contacts that lead to ingesting stories and relationships

Current idols that have been written about include: Jaehyun, Jungwoo, Mark, Renjun, Haechan, Jaemin, Chenle, Jisung(nct), Bangchan, Jisung(skz), Seungmin.

More to be added soon~!

[berryyuni]

bsf!jisung texts

✿ you needed to get out of the house. there was nowhere else for you to go but to your best friend - who you also happen to have feelings for (which he does too but you don't know that).

pairing - bsf!jisung x reader genre - bsfs who happen to have feelings for each other, flfluff, hint of angst warnings - cursing, the reader isn't having the greatest night

tiana's note 🎀 - this was an old text imagine from my old blog ! i decided to do a little revamp so i hope you all enjoy <3

౨ৎ reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated !! <3 ✧˖° ... (library)

©berryyuni 2024. all work is written by me. do not copy, translate or repost

[ayukas]

r/UberEATS lee haechan smau

u/sakumyaegi・6 hr. ago

i think i'm in love with my uber eats driver :/

⬆ 127 ⬇️ 💬 66

SYNOPSIS⌇when your uber eats driver is as good-looking as he is unpredictable, it's hard not to get curious. one too many oddly charming texts later, and suddenly, you're asking reddit for advice on how to confess to someone who only knows your address and your late-night cravings.

falling for your delivery driver? not on the menu—until now, that is.

PAIRING⌇uber eats driver!haechan x fem!reader

GENRE⌇humour, fluff, college au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS⌇profanities, suggestive/sex jokes, violent jokes, reader loves her younger brother (sakuya) to bits so she talks about him a lot, haechan is kinda mean at first

STATUS⌇COMPLETED

NOTES⌇my first time doing a smau! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜ disclaimer, i've Honestly never used uber eats in my LIFE so forgive me if i make any mistakes bhahah...

MASTERLIST

profiles

introduction

001 awfully familiar

002 this u?

003 doordash virgin

004 stfu jisung

005 post nut clarity

006 oh brother...

007 roblox wedding

008 haechan

009 i miss you

010 #thinking

011 i'm sorry

012 my best friend

013 finickydriver141

014 are u a coward

015 bob the builder

016 murk

017 supercute

018 are u serious

019 calico critters

020 live tweeting ynhyuck date

021 fate is real

BONUS

001 haechan's priv (real)

[106alibi]

good graces ; lee jeno

pairing: boxer!jeno x magazine-editor!reader

synopsis: y/n knows she's petty. so when she found out her (secret) celebrity boyfriend of a year had been cheating on her, through a news article to make things worse, she decided to cook up an action plan to get back at him, and what better way to take revenge than to get together with his all-time favourite athlete?

or, in which y/n involves an unsuspecting lee jeno into her little revenge scheme on her now ex-boyfriend.

ib: good graces, sabrina carpenter

featuring: haewon of nmixx, kazuha of lesserafim, ningning of aespa, 00z of nct dream, (side chars.) natty of kiss of life, jake of enhypen

genre: humour, fluff, angst (maybe)

disclaimers: fem pronouns for y/n, will give disclaimers for individual chapters if I see fit!, mentions of cheating, profanities, kms/kys jokes, inappropriate themes and jokes

notes: need to preface and say I love jake i love jake i love jake i love natty i love natty i love natty

playlist: good graces (sabrina carpenter) | taste (sabrina carpenter) | thank u, next (ariana grande) | mantra (jennie) | dopamine (giselle) | get him back (olivia rodrigo)

status: ongoing (061124)

updates: every wednesday

taglist: open~ drop a reply or ask to be added!

a/n: letting this marinate before i start it from mid to end november! i have high hopes for this one and i hope you give jeno lots of love because there is a serious jeno smau drought on this app 💔💔 if you want me to tag you when the profiles/prologue drops just send a reply or an ask too! love you all 💜💜

profiles 24/7 on the bowl | protected by jeno squad

chapters

chapter 00. prologue

chapter 01. LIKE P IN THE V??

chapter 02. umm uhh O.K!

chapter 03. clout chaser

chapter 04. rookie mistake

chapter 05. I think she's flirting (written)

chapter 06. a girl can't smile in 2024 without flirting?

chapter 07. Awkward!

chapter 08. soft launch

chapter 09. bad luck (written)

chapter 10. atrociously negative rizz

chapter 11. nonchalant kween

chapter 12. taemin sunbaenim

chapter 13. sweet talk

chapter 14. cucumber shreds

chapter 15. pretty

chapter 16. just a friend

chapter 17. use me

[nerdlvr]

⋆₊˚⊹.𖥔 zoom, click, panic !

with your platform growing it's about time you get your own personal camera man! you probably should've put in the job description that the position involved working with a camgirl... maybe then sweet virgin nerd lee donghyuck wouldn't have applied for the job. now he's stuck with you, but he's determined to make it work.

alternatively, hyuck is a photography nerd who needs money for a new cameras and lenses, and you're a camgirl in desperate need of a cameraman.

virgin nerd!hyuck x camgirl!reader

genre : humor , coworkers? to lovers , college au , fluff , suggestive , haechan is an inexperienced LOSER we love to see it

warnings : sex jokes , death jokes, mean ass insults and comments , descriptions of sex and dirty acts , haechans first time seeing pussy irl , reader is open about sex and her body shes hot asf ofc

notes : two of my favorite things put together haechan and nerdy men (and he's a virgin hehe). i'm gonna enjoy this one and write as much flustered hyuck as i can. i'm gonna go with the flow with this one too which is why i'm not putting so much in the genre cause i wanna see how it goes and how i want to develop this plot.

playlist : positions , ariana grande | freak , doja cat | guess , charli xcx | kiss me more , doja cat | flamin' hot lemon , jaehyun | up to you , prettymuch | more than a woman , bee gees | telepatia , kali uchis | all mine , brent faiyaz

status : ongoing , updates x2 a week , tuesdays and thursdays

taglist : closedd !

yn’s group , hyuck’s group

intro

1 -> that's not my dick or anything

2 -> THE lee donghyuck

3 -> chat spam mommy

4 -> beyoncé eliminate him

5 -> big nerd dick

6 -> chicken nuggets

7 -> yes ma'am

8 -> pussy milk

9 -> i got something for u

10 -> sick to my stomach fam

11 -> king of dancehall

12 -> HUGE textbook

13 -> music production

14 -> *said in sexy alpha jeno voice*

15 -> blank stare

16 -> hyuck is so edible

17 -> da fuq...

18 -> recreating the squid games.

19 -> NOO MY SHAYLAAA

20 -> this isn't my y/n

21 -> he took everything

22 -> i bleached my asshole

23 -> anonymous dick

TBD

extras :

TBD

[viasdreams]

─── ❖ ── ✦ ── ❖ ───

drunk texts from jeno !!

a/n: jeno, babe, i NEED you to take more photos…i rip my hair out every time i make a theme for you 😞

fake text m.list ☁︎⋅

[shuafiles]

Hii!! Could you make dream texts where they are jealous that their girlfriend is close to another nct member?

nct dream texts: jealous of another member

CONTENT | no warnings, just fluff/crack :D sry if its bad :(

[chriscentric]

lee haechan x reader - texts.

had fun making a jaehyun bf text so i decided to make hyuck’s version!

cw // suggestive idk, kys kms jokes, overall silly fluffy texts with dumbass bf haechan!!

[chenlezip]

video game lover | profiles

meet the streamers ⭐️

@ yngg / yn ln (using tinakitten for face) :

known streamer (has a partnership)

content is cosy, chill but if she’s not playing any smooth going games, it’s a mess.

does collabs on the daily and carries her teammates.

everyone knows her for having a beautiful setup

always has a great theme.

got popular from doing a comfort stream and now it’s her thing every friday.

usually seen in other streams commenting or being heard through a discord call.

soft but can be mean sometimes attitude (gives back the same energy).

very comfortable to be around and is genuinely funny.

top 5 popular clips :

yn clutching a 1v5 on ow

yn failing to build a protection barrier over the bed in bedwars

prettiest outfits yn has put together on dti

yn trash talking but her tone is too calm

yn not shutting up about collabs (spoils them all the time)

@ fullsunLIVE / lee haechan :

yet another known streamer (partnered as well)

content varies but he usually does just chatting streams when he can’t be bothered to actually play a game.

very chaotic when playing games, screams down his mic that when he posts his streams on youtube, his editor has to turn the volume down for viewers.

always flirty on his streams whether that be with his friends or chat, he doesn’t give up.

shows off his shinchan collection 24/7 if he doesn’t there’s something wrong with him

lowkey insane at gaming but decides to troll to piss people off it makes him laugh

has the weirdest stream titles you’ll ever see (trying every soju flavour until i pass out)

top 5 popular clips :

haechan crying over a video of shinchan.

haechan imitating johnny getting mad over cod and then getting his ass beat live.

getting so mad over overwatch he broke one of his figures (they were in the lead until the last moment and his team gave up which made him angrier).

compilation of him struggling for a good couple minutes on a puzzle game and then immediately figuring everything out within seconds (he lied and said he was just acting dumb for the stream).

he tried doing an asmr stream while playing a horror game.. it backfired on him and he ended up screaming so loud it broke the mic barrier.

taglist : @lampcults @nyanamii @worldwidecutiemaya

masterlist | introduction

[yutarot]

ride or die. l.jn smau

`✦ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ f1driver!jeno, fake dating, college au, humor, romance, enemies to lovers

synopsis. you knew very little of jeno lee, but who did? he scared most people and hated the rest. so what happens when you accidentally walk in on him removing his race jacket, identifying him as the famous, faceless f1 driver you and everyone else know under the name samo. do you run around the college telling everyone of his secret? or do you take the opportunity to strike a deal with him, a deal which changes both of your lives, forever. a fake relationship.

taglist; open

status; ongoing 3.10.24 - ????

warnings; language, mentions of alcohol/ being drunk, mentions of sex, angst, jenos dad is strict af, blackmailing, lots of jealousy on jenos behalf, major character betrayal (again sorry guys lmaooo), lots of lying (again), the usual cliffhangers and painful suspense (again), yn is annoyingly stupid in the beginning but she grows

disclaimer; all portrayals of people are fake and from my imagination, in no way am i claiming that they act like this irl

playlist.

is it a crime sade — tasty nct 127 — can’t get you jaehyun — stupid cupid nct dream — uno muse — tokyo drift teriyaki boyz — this world ateez — talk talk featuring troye sivan charli xcx — volcano nct u — ten fred again — joyride kesha — faster nct 127 — miami will smith — rodeo wayv — smooth operator sade — (it goes like) nanana peggy gou — pipe christina aguilera — homecoming kanye west

masterlist.

[000] — [000]

[001] #NEEDTHAT

[002] DRIVE

[003] FOR HER

[004] TELL ME

[005] YN ENVY

[006] ACTUALLY…

[007] ITS COMPLICATED

[008] FOOLISHLY

[009] IS IT TRUE?

[010] I WANT U

[011] RISK.

[012] STAY

[013] NOT HIM. ME.

[014] I BARELY KNOW HIM

MID-FIC SUMMARY.

[015] #SELFCARE

[016] THUMBS DOWN EMOJI

[017] WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.

[018] FOR HER, I AM.

[019] NUH UH

[020] YOU HAVE TO TELL HER

[021] QUEEN OF HEARTS

[022] I PROMISE.

[023] TBD

[024] TBD

[025] TBD

more tba..

replies, likes and reblogs are all greatly appreciated! feel free to send thoughts in my asks!

[berryyuni]

texts bf!mark sends you when he's away

✿ it's hard being in a long distance relationship with your boyfriend who's an idol. but you guys make it work because at the end of the day, it's just you and him.

pairing - idolbf!mark x fem!reader genre - est. relationship, fluff, hint of angst warnings - cursing, long distance relationship

౨ৎ reblogs and feedback are greatly appreciated !! <3 ✧˖° ... (library)

©berryyuni 2024. all work is written by me. do not copy, translate or repost

[hyuckiestarz]

the dreamies sending you a selfie

ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿ ❁ཻུ۪۪⸙͎ ✿✼:*･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿ ❁ཻུ۪۪⸙͎ :.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ

[luvmahae]

where you are ‣ lee haechan smau

summary: what the absolute fuck is up baby! fall semester marks the peak of greek life at ncu. the campus quad is filled with tents representing various fraternities and sororities with their letters proudly presented in front of each booth, all eager to recruit new members. as students return to campus, they are met with a flood of fliers and invitations to parties, mixers, and rush events. while you were walking through the crowd of eager freshmen to join these organizations, you bumped into someone very unexpected...

what do you do when you bump into the guy you hooked up with after a music festival during summer break? instead of the royal blue basketball jersey you first met him in, it was replaced by a varsity jacket with the letters reading "ΝΧΘ".

"haechan?"

pairing: fratboy!haechan x fem!reader

genre: smau, non-idol au, college au, fluff, nsfw/suggestive (mdni!) comedy, humor, slight slowburn, strangers to lovers, rave bae core? (am i in love with you or is it just the drugs?)

warnings: mentions of alcohol/substance usage (marijuana, mdma/ecstasy, lsd, cocaine), profanity, jokes about sex and death thrown around, both groups are out of pocket and tmi doesn't exist apparently... no ones safe! the boys gc is kinda questionable (this is where i say men deserve no rights!), haechan x reader met at an edm festival (the term rave bae will be said here and there. rave bae is someone you meet unexpectedly while raving, kinda like your temporary s/o for the duration of the rave or festival... smth like that!) disclaimer notice: these portrayals are fictional and are not intended to encourage or glamorize substance use.

playlist: where you are - john summit | club classics - charli xcx | intimidated - kaytranada, h.e.r. | high and i like it - it's murph, evalyn | what a life - john summit, stevie appleton | saving up - dom dolla | talk talk - charli xcx, troye sivan | mr useless - shygirl, sg lewis, club shy | atmosphere - fisher, kita alexander | thinking about you - calvin harris, ayah marar | gas pedal remix - john summit, subtronics, tape b, sage the gemini

notes: omg!!! my first post ever... honestly i've been debating to do this for a long time... now here i am :D ngl i lowkey based this off a personal experience (i am a changed woman now okay... spare me! 😭) my first lil fic dedicated to haechan!!! the playlist is highly edm biased with a sprinkle of brat. i just think it fits the vibe so well hehe. open to feedback and enjoy!!! ♡

status: ongoing!

taglist: closed!

profiles: live laugh love y/n (1), john summit fanboys (2)

intro: so.... edc next year?

one: comedown

two: wtf is college

three: boutta fuckin jump (written)

four: y/n’s eras tour

five: is my brain braining?

six: heyyyyyy 👀

seven: i know what u are…

eight: tequila ftw (written)

nine: ot3 timeout

ten: i want u 😩

eleven: drunk olympics

twelve: stuDYING

thirteen: agram 🙏😭

fourteen: gn haechan (written)

fifteen: team y/n

sixteen: options

seventeen: u did ur big one 😞

eighteen: h for harry styles

nineteen: kms postponed! (written)

twenty: haechan x y/n crumbs

twenty-one: how tf we feelin (written)

twenty-two: use protection 😏

twenty-three: missed connection

twenty-four: shhhh 🤫

twenty-five: enemies to lovers trope

twenty-six:

twenty-seven:

twenty-eight:

twenty-nine:

thirty: