#ncode rambles

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but there are no hot singles in your area. They all want your social security number.

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I am sorry to hear you feel insecure about your hands, doctor Code! I want to let you know that they look very shiny and expensive at the very least!

-Jacob

Thank you, Jacob! I actually made them myself! I'm still in the process of fine-tuning them, but I think they're revolutionary!

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Hello?? N. Code? Is this reaching you?? That "sad face" screen is popping up on my laptop again and it's ruining my mood! Please make it go away or at least make it seem happy to see me! I have enough trouble dealing with Brio's hangdog mug as it is, eh, if you know what I mean.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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I had family photos made of Bibi and I and the photographer finally sent them to me!

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Greetings. Would you happen to have any experience in fixing a faulty surveillance system, but without actually entering the place in which said aforementioned surveillance system is located?

...I'm asking for a friend.

I have experience with surveillance systems! I'm sure it shouldn't give me too much trouble. I have definitely had harder jobs than a faulty surveillance system!

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I have been advised to stop drinking coffee for my health.

How do I focus on work, now? And also how do I stop napping?

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Bibi has grown quite fond of computer games. I’m still trying to teach her how to play, but she’s having fun just watching for now!

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It’s Bibi’s first day at school! Did you know that the Academy of Evil offers day classes? I didn’t!

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I still think we should consider the multi-person bunk bed as a means to boost morale. I know it’s been quite a while since I’ve brought it up, but know that I’ve been thinking about it every single day since I first mentioned it.

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Happy pride month! Give your local lesbian your vacation days!

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Maybe caffeinated tea? I've heard of some being very spicy or citrusy to pack an extra awakening kick.

Oh, that sounds wonderful! Unfortunately, I have been advised to abstain from anything caffeinated. So, for now, I’ll only be having plain tea.

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I’ve had headphones in under my hijab for several days. Nobody’s noticed yet.

I’ve even been wearing them to meetings! I spent yesterday’s entire meeting completely oblivious to whatever we were talking about! Just listening to music! It was wonderful, honestly!

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@novacortex​

Happy birthday, Nova!

For your special day, I have found you a very lovely gift that I hope you enjoy! I just know how much you love perfume!

I saw it and just knew it was perfect for you! The listing described it as having hints of rose and jasmine. I felt that it was something you could appreciate!

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@novacortex​ !!

I know it’s been a moment since I made a point to mention my feelings to you, but I felt that it would be better to act on them late than never.

Would you be available to get dinner anytime this week? I don’t know how you feel about going out to eat... But if you’d like to go, I know a diner we could go to!

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@goodntropy

I’m so glad to see you and Bibi getting along! It’s not often she behaves like this. She’s by no means a shy child, but it’s rare for her to share her little collections with just anyone.