#nclb au

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No Child Left Behind AU

This is a Descendants AU in which VKs didn't grow up on the Isle

Every month, Auradon sends gaurds to the Isle to collect any children born during that month or any that were missed on the previous visits. The collected VKs are the put into the foster care system with a few being taken in by Family members or groups who wish to perseve the culture of the child's heritage.

The initiative was spearheaded by the Charmings and The Fitzherberts with them bringing in several political allies to pressure King Beast.

These are the main families who take in or personally place the VKs of their villians.

The placements of "Important" VKs

The Hooks (only Harriet, Harry, and CJ) were each raised on Neverland with the Fairies until they were 3, when Auradon determined they didn't have any abilities that would nesscitate being raised by the fairies and placed them into foster care.

When Harriet turned 18, she hunted down and adopted her siblings

Anthony, Adrian, and Dominique Tremaine were raised by their fathers while the rest if the Tremaines were placed in families who were personally vetted by the Charmings. They all know of each other and have the option of meeting and interacting.

The Faciliers were taken in by Mama Odie, who wanted to protect the magic they were bound to have and keep it in the Bayou

The Song sisters were also raised in New Orleans by the LeBeaus who had dealings with their mother. An arrangement paid in information, training, and an offshore account filled with enough money to guarantee the sisters can live whatever life they want.

Only Myd, Magnus, and Mars Mim (last names known as Emrys) were placed with family, their grandfather. The rest of the Mims are scattered in foster families. Many of them were late findings, being taken as old as 4 years old.

The Metternich siblings were taken in by Snow White. Eventually. This only happened after both showed incredible intelligence and a knack for politics.

The de Vils were taken in by the Radcliffes surprisingly. They weren't sure if they were going to, with Hunter being in foster care for a few years. They decided to put out of remembrance of their old friend.

There are quite a few VKs attending Auradon Prep, being either sponsored by royal families or via scholarships.

Current Students include Noelle Song, Jay Reynolds, Carlos de Vil, and Harry Hook on scholarships.

Various Tremaine siblings, Mars Emrys, Faciliers, and Evangelina Metternich sponsored by families

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hiii

for the no child left behind au, do any kids slip between the cracks and remain on the isle?

Yes!

Several try to keep their kids *cough* Madam mim *cough*

Only one group is successful however. The Huns. In fact there are only 3 children of Hun descent in Auradon

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Incorrect quotes: No Child left behind version

Noelle: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Noelle: But who gets which pencil?

Lonnie: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Uma gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

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Mars: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Silvia: Ok.

Mars: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

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Silvia: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Jordan: Um...Neat.

*later*

Jordan, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Lonnie. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Lonnie, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Jordan. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Noelle confessed their love for me?

Jordan: Didn't you thank them?

Lonnie: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.

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Freddie: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Uma: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Noelle: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Moira: What? No, I—

Lonnie: *enters room*

Noelle: *jaw clenches*

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Lonnie: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Silvia: Can't relate.

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Noelle: Something’s off.

Moira: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Noelle: No, but that’s funny.

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Incorrect Quotes: NCLB version part 2

Camille , to Harriet: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Adrian : Hey, that’s not very nice-

Harriet: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Adrian , forgetting about Camille : VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

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Harriet: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Anthony: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Harriet: Wait. Where's Camille ? They love Dungeons and Dragons.

Xiaobo: I thought you invited them.

Sammy: Uh, I thought Ginny invited them.

Ginny: I thought Anthony invited them.

Anthony: I never invite them.

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Camille : I think we should kiss.

Xiaobo: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Ginny, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Harriet, the love of my life, for telling me Sammy was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

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Ginny, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Anxelin, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

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Xiaobo: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

Ginny: That’s 200%.

Xiaobo: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Harriet: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Xiaobo, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*

Camille : *walks in and sits on Xiaobo’s lap*

The Squad: …

Ginny: Why are you sitting there?

Camille : There’s no free seats!

Ginny: But we made sure there was enough room for-

Xiaobo: *hugs Camille tightly* There are no free seats.

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Xiaobo: While you were caught up in your heterosexuality, I studied the way of the blade!

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Sammy, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Lillianne: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Sammy: Ohhhh-

Adrian: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Anthony: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

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Anthony: So anyways have y'all seen Xiaobo?

Ginny: I think they went in Camille's room 'studying'.

Lillianne: Doubt that. I heard groans there.

*Meanwhile in Camille's room*

Xiaobo & Camille, fighting:

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Xiaobo: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Camille: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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Anthony: Last night I found out Ginny is a sleep talker.

Harriet: Oh, really?

Anthony: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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Camille and Lil Shang (Xiaobo) have the exact same relationship as Noelle and Lonnie

Both sets of siblings have a type and it's who's bad for them

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No child left behind au

Silvia: Okay so what is going between Noelle and Lonnie

Jordan: No one knows. Do they hate each other? Are they best friends? Both? It's a mystery

Noelle: *flipping off Lonnie*

Lonnie: *blowing a kiss*