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[gooobraghhh]

Extremely modest trans guy with low libido and bottom dysmorphia so bad he’s never fucked and barely touches himself starts testosterone and suddenly gets such debilitating heat that he’s ordering increasingly bigger and stronger sex toys to try and satisfy himself. Getting off several times a day with toys in his ass and boy cunt while using a wand on his miserably hard tdick which is still not enough for him. While taking out his bedroom garbage which consists of several bottles of fully used lube he bumps into the trans girl who lives in the adjacent apartment. While talking she clocks the bottles sticking out the top of the garbage bag. Trans guy gets embarrassed as he reflects on how much time and money he’s spent on getting himself off in increasing slutty ways. Thinking of her knowing just what he gets up to should make him fill up with shame but instead he feels his heartbeat in his cunt as his dick throbs and his boxers get soaked.

“So that’s what all that noise was” she gets out before another neighbor joins the conversation. Trans guy finishes the chore and gets back to his room where he sits and catches his breath before being unable to resist the need to stroke his pulsating dick. He thinks about her mouth as she said those words. She was always so pretty and has such a fuckable mouth that his cock could slide right into. He feels his leaking cunt throb and imagines her pinning him down and fucking him until he was satisfied and full of her cum. He shudders at the thought, half in shame and half in needy excitement. After a moment of contemplation his needs take over and he continues to touch himself while sending her a message asking if she wants to see what she’s been hearing. Finishing the message with a hastily taken photo of his needy body. The message sends as he fills with dread. He can see she’s typing a response as he anxiously touches himself.

“Poor pup, I’ll make sure to help you with that stubborn heat of yours, see you in a moment. Make sure to keep the door unlocked for me love”

As he reads the words his body shakes and his fingers move just right over his hard dick. He lets out a stifled moan as he pathetically paints the inside of his pants with his cum which leaks and makes a mess on his floor. Even after cumming his body throbs in anticipation of the footsteps approaching his door undeterred by his former modest nature or what limited clarity he should have received from this orgasm. All he can think about is finally getting fucked like the dog he is.

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[kurooh]

OOO OMG I DONT KNOW IF YOU WRTIE FOR DENKI, but if you do, could we PLEASE get some morning wood action. im talking denki wakes up and its full shaft bro. he either grinds into you, or jerks off cause ur away, creative freedom! 😇 LMAKDOAOAA okay im leaving now

⊹₊˚. SNOOZE ! — mornings with kaminari denki

warnings: 18+ content — mdni, gn! reader, consensual somnophilia, grinding, light fluff, pet names.

xoxo, juno: nonnie come back 😭 this is like a month late ahhhh, i hope you see this

“babyyy, you just look so good,” denki murmurs into the slope of your shoulder, voice sleepy and soft. “it’s too early to be losing my mind right now.”

engrossed in your dream, you let out a sigh and barely shift against him. he thinks your quiet snores and even breaths are so cute, but his palm coasts down your side and lands on your hip. it’s late enough for the sounds of the morning rush to have passed already, but too early to get out of bed just yet.

denki probably couldn’t even get out of bed in this condition, though—neglected and heavy, his cock is as hard as a steel flagpole between his legs. it’s just so sensitive this morning that he’s too aware of the precum bubbling at the tip and the extra heartbeat that can’t seem to stop increasing.

he experimentally tickles your stomach with his fingers, light as the brush of a feather—and you shift again, pressing your ass into him before moving away. it’s only a simple touch, the kind that would ordinarily do everything but make him sick to his stomach with desire, but denki chokes out a gasp.

“if you just—if you knew,” he says dumbly, curling his fingers into your hip and pressing his crotch into your ass, “how easy it is for you to make me crazy. i never used to be this hard when i woke up, but you fucking—ooh, you changed me.”

truthfully, denki doesn’t even know what the fuck he’s saying.

he’s still half asleep and just disoriented from such a rush of testosterone through his body, but he still feels the need to talk to you. it’s difficult to understand what’s coming out of his own mouth with the way all of his brain cells are exploding with bliss—in an attempt to keep himself grounded, he nibbles at your shoulder and tucks his nose into your skin.

of course, this does nothing but make the friction on his cock feel even better. your natural smell mixed with faint traces of your soap makes him nothing short of feral.

“babe, babyyy,” denki cries, fingers digging into your skin as he humps your ass more desperately, “‘m no good at talking, really. that’s your job—haa, shit—i know it’s not good to assign jobs during sex unless it’s for a blowjob, but it’s your thing! i don’t even know how you don’t get confused in the middle of it, but that’s why it’s your thing, i—fuck!”

denki knows he’s absolutely done for when he feels that familiar tightness taking root in his balls. your ass is just so perfect, so plump and perky and wonderful to get off on. it’s good, so damn good, and the relief that washes over him in warm waves with every stroke is even better—denki’s gonna cum, and he’s gonna cum hard.

stray tears fall down his cheeks as it occurs to him, just how fucking filthy he’s being—so desperate, all for you and only for you. denki’s actually about to cum, and he just needs one final push to successfully make it over the edge. although he’s hazy with so much lust that it’s excruciating, he does notice the intentional press of your ass against him.

you’re awake, and you’re helping him out. oh god, you’re even whispering sweet, sleepy nothings to him to encourage him to cum—denki squeezes his wet eyes shut and emits a whine so loud it may not even be considered human.

“oh fuck, oh fuck,” denki’s sobbing now, fingernails digging into your skin as if you’ll fade away like a dream, “gonna cum, baby—ugh, you feel so fucking good—can’t hold it..”

with one final rut of his hips into your ass, denki cums. a series of shudders rock his whole body and leave his hands shaking uncontrollably, until you envelop them in your own to calm him. spent and too weak to get up and change his soaked boxers, denki curls into your side, still coming down from his hysteric euphoria.

“sorry i . . made a mess,” he heaves out, chest working hard to breathe, “i’ll clean it up.”

an easy laugh slips out of you as you fully turn to cuddle him. “you better. anyway, would now be the right time to ask what the hell got into you?”

he’s falling asleep again. “it’s always you. like, just seeing you beside me when i wake up—i can’t.”

“denki, i think it’s time to get up. alarm’s going off in less than five minutes.”

“don’t care,” he huffs, pulling you in with the last of his strength before you can pull away. “if you stay, i’ll make it worth your while when i can feel my legs again. they’re numb.”

“okay, but what does that have to do with—”

denki clears his throat and peels an eye open. “silent snuggling time. just snooze the alarm and relax with me, babe.”

[little-jana]

"Morning Flusters"

Pairing: Spencer Reid x f!reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: early seasons Spencer, early relationship awkwardness, Spencer being flustered, mentions of a boner (not sexual), morning wood

Words: 1k

Summary: Waking up tangled together for the first time was sweet—until you felt something unexpected.

The warmth you felt was comfortable.

It was the kind of cozy, sleep-heavy warmth that made you want to burrow deeper into the blankets and never move again. The kind of warmth that only came from waking up next to someone else—him.

Spencer.

The realization sent a flutter through your chest. It was the first time you had stayed over, and despite your nerves the night before, everything had gone… perfectly. He had been an absolute gentleman, offering you his comfiest pajamas, making sure you had an extra pillow, and even stammering through an offer to sleep on the couch if you weren’t comfortable sharing the bed.

Of course, you had wanted to sleep beside him.

And now, here you were, tangled up together in the soft morning light filtering through his apartment window.

You shifted slightly, stretching, only to realize just how tangled you were. Spencer’s arm was draped over your waist, his face buried in the crook of your neck. His breath was warm against your skin, slow and steady in sleep. One of your legs had somehow ended up between his, your bodies pressed together in the most natural, intimate way.

You felt your heart swell at how relaxed he was. Spencer wasn’t always like this—so at ease, so unwound. You knew he had trouble sleeping sometimes, that his mind never quite let him rest. But right now, he looked peaceful.

And then—

Oh.

Oh.

You froze as you became aware of something else. Something firm pressing against your thigh.

Heat immediately rushed to your face.

It took a second for your sleepy brain to fully process it, but there was no mistaking what you were feeling. Spencer—soft, sleepy, completely unaware Spencer—had morning wood.

Your whole body went rigid.

This wasn’t bad or anything—totally normal, totally biological, totally not a big deal—but oh God, you were suddenly hyper-aware of everything.

You squeezed your eyes shut, willing yourself to stay calm. But of course, in your panic, your body betrayed you.

You shifted.

Just a tiny movement. But it was enough.

Spencer made a soft noise against your neck, his breath hitching slightly. His fingers flexed where they rested against your waist, and then—he stirred.

You felt it the moment he woke up.

His body stiffened, his breathing changed, and then—

“…Oh.”

Silence.

Complete, deafening silence.

Neither of you moved. Neither of you breathed.

You swore you could hear the gears in Spencer’s brain turning at a million miles per hour as he processed the situation.

And then—

“Oh my God.”

His voice was so horrified, so full of sheer mortification, that you couldn’t help it. Despite your own embarrassment, a nervous giggle bubbled up in your throat.

That seemed to snap him out of his stunned paralysis. He practically flung himself away from you, scrambling backward on the bed like he had just been electrocuted.

“I—I—this isn’t—” He ran a hand through his already-messy hair, eyes wide with panic. “It’s—it’s just biology! A completely involuntary physiological response—there’s an increase in testosterone levels during REM sleep which leads to—oh God, I’m explaining it, I need to stop explaining it—”

You bit your lip, watching him flail, his face rapidly turning as red as his pajama shirt. It was, objectively, the cutest thing you had ever seen.

“Spence.” You reached for his hand, but he was too busy burying his face in his palms, groaning in pure misery.

“I’m so sorry,” he mumbled through his fingers.

You couldn’t hold back your laughter anymore. It started as a giggle but quickly turned into full-blown laughter, your body shaking with it.

Spencer peeked at you from between his fingers, looking both betrayed and confused. “…You’re laughing?”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” you gasped, trying to rein it in. “It’s just—oh my God, your face!”

He groaned again, flopping back onto the bed. “I’ll never recover from this. This is how I die.”

Still giggling, you scooted closer, resting your chin on his chest as you looked up at him. “Spence, it’s fine. I promise.”

He cracked one eye open, clearly skeptical. “…You’re not mortified?”

“Not even a little.” You grinned. "Why would I be? Watching you have a meltdown about it is kind of adorable.”

His face somehow turned even redder.

“I was not having a meltdown,” he muttered.

“You flung yourself across the bed like I was on fire.”

“…That’s a natural fight-or-flight response to extreme embarrassment.”

You laughed again, pressing a soft kiss to his jaw. “You’re ridiculous.”

Spencer let out a long breath, his body finally relaxing beneath you. After a moment, he tentatively wrapped an arm around your waist again, pulling you closer.

“…You really don’t think I’m a total disaster?” he asked quietly.

You smiled against his skin. “No, Spence. I think you’re perfect.”

His hand tightened on your waist, his breath a little uneven. “That makes one of us,” he mumbled.

You leaned up just enough to look into his warm, still-slightly-mortified eyes. “Hey. Just so you know—if we’re gonna keep sleeping in the same bed, this might happen again.”

Spencer groaned. “I was trying not to think about that.”

You giggled, pressing a kiss to his cheek. “I’m just saying—maybe next time, you don’t have to freak out so much.”

He hesitated, then, very slowly, buried his face against your shoulder with a small, resigned sigh. “…Noted.”

And with that, you both settled back into the warmth of the blankets, still tangled together, still flustered—but smiling.

[doberbutts]

I was typing a big long thing about the changes I've experienced in a year on testosterone and how it's affected me and all that and then tumblr ate it and I really don't feel like retyping that whole thing but I am kinda salty about it so tldr:

Starting testosterone has been the best thing for my health that I've done. Ever. Better than getting a service dog. Better than restructuring my life to cater to my disabilities. Better than any procedure or medication or otherwise that I've tried. Simply rubbing a pack of gel on my arm once a day has done more for me than anything else.

When I went to my endo to start T, I went with a suspicion that I am intersex. She confirmed it via blood test and told me that with my variation I could try two different things: estrogen to control my high levels of natural androgens, or testosterone to lower my estrogen further and make it stop arguing with my androgens about whether I'm supposed to be a boy or a girl, as it's that argument that was causing a significant portion of my health problems. Estrogen has been tried in the past and only made things worse. She told me it was my choice, and only I could choose my path forward, as I knew my body the best.

When TERFs have a fit about gender affirming care, they usually leave out people like me, or they brush my story aside by saying that I'm just an anomaly, or they claim for me and my demographic that we don't want to be part of this discussion. But I don't fit their definition of a woman- I have a testicle, and my natural testosterone was within normal range on the low end for a cisgender, perisex man, and enough male sexual partners have commented on what's in my pants to tell me that it's far from the picturesque womanly pussy, especially considering I can- and have- use it to penetrate with the help of devices designed for cis men who are a little lacking in length.

When TERFs have a fit about gender affirming care, they scaremonger about side effects and changes. But, I was already hairy. I was already growing facial hair. I already had atrophied- and by 30 to the point that it's not really possible to fix without significant medical intervention. I was already infertile. I already had an adam's apple and a deep voice. I already had belly fat and blood pressure problems. My menstrual cycle was already hellish and had interfered with my school and work schedules. A popped ovarian cyst sent me to the ER.

I'd tried no treatment. I'd tried estrogen-based solutions. These not only did not work but actively made things worse. I was fainting at school. I was calling out of work. I couldn't drive without my service dog. I couldn't go out and have fun with my friends. I spent days at a time laying in bed in too much pain to move.

TERFs say, gender affirming care turns you into a forever patient.

I already was one of those. I almost died when I was a baby strictly because of lack of access to care that accepts children who are born who are both and also neither from the womb, before anyone has a chance to develop a personality or understand the difference between a boy and a girl.

Testosterone has turned me into a "once every 3 months" patient instead of a "twice a month minimum" patient. I pay less than $15/month for my prescription and it's mailed to my house in three-month increments. Stopping my wildly irregular and incredibly painful menstrual cycle has increased my quality of life so much. My body doesn't ache for no reason anymore. I don't faint anymore. I can go out and do things and not be punished for it for days on end by fevers and chills and vertigo.

Don't let a handful of transphobic assholes scare you. If this is your way forward, then live your life to its fullest.

My only regret is that I didn't have the chance to do this sooner.

[ranticore]

Niche Kosa questions because last anon got me thinking: Have you thought about what particular hormone changes the Kings go through? You said they develop it naturally without magic, so I'm curious if it's "just" a testosterone increase or is there more going on. If the changes can be stopped at the beginning of the transformation, can a Harpy try again later in their lives or is that door closed forever? For other fantasy creatures, was there any transformation that was so fucked up that was incompatible with life? Or did the magic prevent that and only created "plausible" life forms (or immortal like Wyrms)?? And last weird question: I doubt they could NOW but at the beginning would they be able to reproduce with humans? or were they already way too far on genetic disparity after the curse for that to be a thing

ohoho

Hormone changes - once a regular harpy reaches a certain testosterone threshold they will turn into a king, and testosterone is responsible for their aggressive behaviour*. And yeh they can give it a shot multiple times, though the first try failing means that the hormonal threshold for turning into a king becomes higher, and continues to rise with subsequent failures. What this means is that a failed would-be king who stopped transforming before any outward physical changes were made would likely still behave in a relatively kinglike fashion. But the presence of a king already in the flock has a depressing effect upon the testosterone levels of other flock members (this is because being a king is energetically expensive and in an ideal scenario, kings are not necessary and no one should be a king, because their role is in defence and various social-only roles. A flock without a king is fine. A king without a flock is dead)

Fucked up transformations - yep lots of them. Many of the "blend a human with an animal" style transformations were dead on arrival and if not that, dead very shortly after. Hummingbird harpy was an example i gave before, where the body is sound enough but its energy requirements are just incompatible with being able to thrive longterm. Other stuff like insect transformations would be the 'completely incompatible' zone, and some, like most of the manticores, resulted in unnatural deaths, where the body functions but hey buddy you can't be doing that shit in this peaceful village so we're breaking out the torches and pitchforks now

Reproducing with humans - they tried. Many of the people punished to transform into monsters tried to slot back into their lives, where they were either rejected or cared for by their original families. Some formed enclaves and some (nobility for example) tried to sit on their thrones again as they were (this was permitted by the judges because noble blood is noble blood after all, but the serfs might not be so happy....). They could not reproduce with unaltered humans, however. This wasn't intentional in every case, it just happened that conception between a human and a bird-human blend won't work out.

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[evidence-based-activism]

Citing “changes in testosterone” as not having a pronounced effect on violence does not mean testosterone is not linked to violence. Whereas increased testosterone in women may result in what we consider “leadership and social bonding” what we consider to be “high” levels of testosterone in women is tiny compared to how much more testosterone men naturally have. Men have 10x more than women. Testosterone is responsible for *all* sexually dimorphic traits. Male Chimpanzees, a species we share 98% of our DNA with, form patriarchies and male coalitions, and are known to rape, murder and drink the blood of other Chimps. They don’t have “socialization”, they’re animals. The only difference between a male and female Chimpanzees is their Y chromosome and testes.

I'm guessing this is in response to this post? Either way, you are incorrect, Anon.

Citing “changes in testosterone” as not having a pronounced effect on violence does not mean testosterone is not linked to violence.

Testosterone is not linked to violence. There is no correlation. The relevant portion from that linked post:

"The correlation to testosterone to physical aggression is indisputable -- this correlation between masculinization and aggression exists even in women." No, no it is not, and no it does not. This meta-analysis [5] found a correlation of 0.08 between testosterone and aggression. To be clear, a correlation score can range from -1 to +1, with -1 indicating a perfect negative correlation, +1 indicating a perfect positive correlation, and 0 indicating no correlation. A correlation of 0.08 is an extremely weak correlation. Another, more recent, meta-analysis [6] found a 0.05 correlation between aggression and testosterone and no statistically significant causal effect of testosterone on aggression. Changes in testosterone were weakly correlated with aggression (0.16) and this was only in men. Importantly, this result may have been influenced by publication bias (see the study for details). Again, to be clear, they found no evidence of a causal connection between testosterone and aggression. The lack causal connection is important, as some research as presented in this review [7] and meta-analysis [8], suggests that behavior/external events (like winning a competition) can increase testosterone. This raises an important question: can acting/being aggressive independently raise testosterone? If so, (and it does appear likely) then men who choose to act aggressive may be raising their testosterone levels; when recorded in a correlational format this results in the positive (albeit weak) correlation discussed above.

The correlations found in these meta-analyses are so close to zero (0.08 and 0.05) they effectively indicate no association. (And for clarity, a meta-analysis is a synthesis of many different studies, so as to obtain a more exact, less biased estimate. The analyses here included 30 studies – some with multiple datasets – and 98 studies, respectively.)

Whereas increased testosterone in women may result in what we consider “leadership and social bonding”

And, as indicated in the above post, testosterone in men is linked to both anti-social and pro-social behaviors as well as both dominant and submissive behaviors.

what we consider to be “high” levels of testosterone in women is tiny compared to how much more testosterone men naturally have. Men have 10x more than women.

This is accurate. I discuss this in this post.

Testosterone is responsible for *all* sexually dimorphic traits.

This is completely false.

To begin with "other steroid metabolites and their receptors are required to produce the diverse tissue differences observed in males and females" and "multiple hormones from several endocrine glands are required to act in concert with androgens to produce and maintain their effects" [1]

For a couple of specific examples: "gender differences in GH–IGF1" plays a role in "skeletal sexual dimorphism" [2] and both estrogen and proestrogen play a vital role in sexual dimorphism in the immune system [3].

Not to mention the fact that it is genetics which determines which sex hormone(s) are made at which times. And, as I've discussed in this post, there is even evidence for a role of culture in what we commonly consider dimorphic traits like height.

Male Chimpanzees, a species we share 98% of our DNA with, form patriarchies and male coalitions, and are known to rape, murder and drink the blood of other Chimps.

We also share 98.7% of our genome with bonobo monkeys [4], who are "best characterized as female-centered and egalitarian" [5]. Male violence in bonobos is less severe and almost entirely intra-sexual (i.e., aimed at other males) [6].

They don’t have “socialization”, they’re animals. The only difference between a male and female Chimpanzees is their Y chromosome and testes.

This is not correct.

Socialization is common in animals, although we often call it social learning [7, 8].

Chimps specifically exhibit both "positive and negative social contagion" [9].

References under the cut:

Bardin, C. W., & Catterall, J. F. (1981). Testosterone: a major determinant of extragenital sexual dimorphism. Science, 211(4488), 1285-1294.

Callewaert, F., Sinnesael, M., Gielen, E., Boonen, S., & Vanderschueren, D. (2010). Skeletal sexual dimorphism: relative contribution of sex steroids, growth hormone-insulin-like growth factor-I (GH-IGF-I) and mechanical loading. J Endocrinol, 207(2), 127-134.

Shepherd, R., Cheung, A. S., Pang, K., Saffery, R., & Novakovic, B. (2021). Sexual dimorphism in innate immunity: the role of sex hormones and epigenetics. Frontiers in immunology, 11, 604000.

Prüfer, K., Munch, K., Hellmann, I., Akagi, K., Miller, J. R., Walenz, B., ... & Pääbo, S. (2012). The bonobo genome compared with the chimpanzee and human genomes. Nature, 486(7404), 527-531.

Waal, F. B. M. D. (2006, June 1). Bonobo sex and society. Scientific American. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/bonobo-sex-and-society-2006-06/

Jacobs, P. (2024, April 12). Bonobos, the ‘hippie chimps,’ might not be so mellow after all. Science. https://www.science.org/content/article/bonobos-hippie-chimps-might-not-be-so-mellow-after-all

Hoppitt, W., & Laland, K. N. (2008). Social processes influencing learning in animals: a review of the evidence. Advances in the Study of Behavior, 38, 105-165.

Heyes, C. M. (1994). Social learning in animals: categories and mechanisms. Biological Reviews, 69(2), 207-231.

SANDARS, G. (2022). ChimpanSee, ChimpanDo: A Review of the Significance of Social Contagion, and Exploration of Grooming and Play Contagion in Chimpanzees.

[raythekiller]

pt 2: (sorry for not being specific- :,))

Masky, Hoodie, Tic Toby [basically all the proxies] Ben drowned, Jeff the killer, Nina the killer, EJ, LJ, and if possible [like a sibling relationship] with Sally Williams!

ps: Lane the lurker can also be added it’s optional. Also that man is hOts.

🍬 Anon

🗒 ❛ Transmasc Reader ༉‧₊˚✧

Featuring: Jeff The Killer, Ben Drowned, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Masky, Hoodie, Nina The Killer, Sally Williams

#Notes: another one of many transmasc requests hell yeah

pronouns used: none, but male! reader

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꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Jeff The Killer

Mentioned this before, but it's likely he misgenders and even deadnames you just for shits and giggles (that only he finds funny), until you genuinely get upset and guilt comes crawling in, making him quit it. He doesn't understand that his words carry a weight with them most of the time, so it's more out of debauchery than straight up malice, which is a little rich coming from him. Despite this, he feels like he's the only one who can disrespect you like that (in his own twisted mind, that is) and will not stand for anyone doing the same thing, his protectiveness and violent tendencies coming into play. The knife he carries around isn't just for show, afterall.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Ben Drowned

Doesn't care for gender or gender roles, which is a surprising level of maturity coming from someone that behaves like a pre teen boy most of the time. No matter how you dress or behave, he just sees you as a guy (even if you're in a dress and full makeup) cause that's what you are, no amount of femininity will change that fact for him, proposital or accidental. Doesn't even get mad when someone disrespects you in that regard, he just gets upset cause he straight up doesn't understand their prejudicial point of view, and just tells them to shut up in a flat voice, then ignoring any protest and moving his attention to you to ask if you're okay. Your comfort is of utmost importance to him.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Ticci Toby

Also mentioned this before, but since I headcanon Cody to be transmasc and them to be best friends, he's quite used to it. Plus, his compassionate and understanding nature wouldn't allow it to be any other way. Treats you with extra care and is extremely protective, just because he knows you already struggle a lot and he wants to make things easier for you. Makes you feel included by inviting you to hang out with him and the other boys in their so called "guys night out", which earned a eyebrow raise from Jeff but complete acceptance from the others. Will not tolerate any kind of funny business when it comes to this and is quick to verbally and physically threaten anyone who disrespects you.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Eyeless Jack

Approaches it more from a doctor's perspective than anything else, since otherwise he would feel a little awkward and is scared to accidently offend you since that's the last thing he wants. Offers to help you get started on T if you haven't already and tells you what to eat to help increase your testosterone levels. Super nice and respectful, just wants you to feel comfortable in your own skin. Like Toby, he's a little bit extra protective when it comes to you, but more often than not he just corrects people when you get misgendered by them. If they insist, he drags you away and leave the person talking to themselves, not willing to give them the time of day. Your comfort is more important than whatever stupidity is coming out of their mouth.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Laughing Jack

He's literally a ragdoll, I don't think he cares or understands gender all that much. If you say you're a guy, then so be it, he'll refer to and treat you as one no questions asked and no matter how you look or sound like. I believe he likes to sew, so he might make you a few outfits that better fit your taste to help you feel better about yourself if you're having a bad dysphoria day. Calls you "Handsome" pretty often as well. Doesn't understand the concept of transphobia, it just doesn't make sense in his mind, so he's more confused than anything if he ever sees someone misgendering you. When he notices you getting more and more genuinely upset, it kinda clicks that they're doing it out of malice. Big chance of them not coming out alive from this encounter.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Masky

My first instinct was to say he would be similar to Jeff, as usual, but considering the fact he was getting a liberal arts degree, I highly doubt it. At most raises an eyebrow if he ever sees you dressing more feminine, but never actually mentions it or disrespects you (in that regard, at least). Just be warned, since you're a man, he's going to treat you like one - bad side and all. No taking it easy on you during training or being chivalrous, if you're one of the guys, you're gonna get the same treatment. Despite all that, he's super quick to straight up point a fucking gun at anyone misgendering you, asking them to repeat themselves in a low and menacing tone.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Hoodie

Super lowkey with making sure you feel validated and included, doesn't want to be too in your face about it. Just small things like talking about how all the guys are together while you're in the room as well or a quick signed "Looking handsome" as you walk by. He just doesn't want to be too forceful and end up backfiring and making you uncomfortable, but he wants you to know he considers you one of the boys™ just as much as he does the others. Introduces you to singers he likes that are also trans, like Frances Forever or Awfultune, and might even play some of their songs on his guitar for you. Doesn't pay any attention to people misgendering you, just tries to steal your attention while leaving them to talk to themselves, that shit eating grin ever present on his face.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Nina The Killer

I'm sorry, but she's probably one of those "I always wanted to have a trans friend!" people. Not that she thinks you're just trans and nothing else, she does appreciate you for who you are as a person more than anything, but that's definitely her first thought. Super excited to have makeovers with you - she dresses you up super nicely (and emo) and is literally the embodiment of that one "Do you or do you not feel bonita?" audio, will not stop bugging you until you admit you feel handsome. Extremely passive aggressive with people who misgender you, going "Uhm, it's HE, actually" in a somewhat rude manner. If they insist you better hold her back or things might escalate.

꒰⸝⸝₊⛓┊Sally Williams

This little sweetie is so nice to you. Might misgender you at first on accident until you or someone else explain it to her, then she just nods all excited and starts calling you "Big bro Y/N". Gives you piles and piles of drawings that she makes of you, each with a variation of "Best bro ever" written as the header, and looks up at you seesawing on the soles of her foot, waiting for you to compliment her artistic abilities, to which she hugs your waist tightly when you do.

[thesubswhisper]

I’ve always had this fantasy of the CNC primal game that I would love to play and if I were ever to plan it

This is how it would go❤️❤️

The Hunt

Deep in the heart of Texas, under the vast expanse of open skies, a challenge unlike any other begins. Set on a sprawling private ranch, this is not just a game—it’s an experience that will push your limits, heighten your senses, and ignite your primal instincts.

For some, it’s about survival. For others, it’s about domination. Welcome to The Hunt.

The Scenario

Picture this:

• The Setting: A rugged Texas ranch, stretching endlessly with winding trails, dense woods, and open fields.

• The Players: 14 women and 20 men, ready to test their limits.

• The Game: The women must cross the ranch, traveling from one end to the other, while the men hunt them down.

The rules are simple:

• Women must navigate the terrain and avoid capture at all costs.

• Men must rely on their wit, speed, and determination to claim their prize.

This is more than a chase—it’s an adrenaline-fueled dance of fear and desire.

Rules of Engagement

• The hunt begins at sunrise and lasts until the last woman is either safely across the finish line or captured.

• Women may choose their level of visibility and risk:

• Weighted Reflective Sashes: Provide safety and visibility but slow them down.

• Bells: Alert others to their location, increasing the risk.

• No Gear: Maximum stealth and speed, but no safety net.

• Men outnumber women, creating fierce competition to claim their prize. Cooperation is optional—but testosterone-fueled rivalry is inevitable.

Safety Measures:

• Locating Chips: Every participant is equipped with a chip to ensure no one gets lost.

• Monitoring Stations: Staff are present throughout the ranch to ensure safety and provide assistance if needed.

The Experience

For the Women

• Survive the Chase: Navigate the sprawling ranch, strategizing every step while adrenaline courses through your veins. A fight bringing out your true animalistic nature to defend or be taken.

• The Reward: Cross the finish line untouched, and you’ll be welcomed with warm blankets, hearty Texas barbecue, and a chance to revel in your victory.

For the Men

• The Thrill of the Hunt: Use your instincts, your drive, and your determination to outpace the competition and claim your prize.

• The Prize: Your (prey)to do with as you please, in any way shape or form [“ safe words will still be used “] Captured women are escorted back for aftercare, where the bond between hunter and prey is cemented through comfort, care, and connection.

Safety and Aftercare

Your well-being is our top priority. Every participant is monitored to ensure safety and respect.

• Locating Chips: Keep everyone accounted for at all times.

• Aftercare Stations: From blankets and warm drinks to emotional check-ins, all participants are cared for post-chase.

• Consent-Driven: Every aspect of this experience is rooted in clear, mutual consent.

A Glimpse Into the Game

Prey:

“The sashes are weighted, heavy, and a sign of caution-something to help them be found when they get lost or need to be tracked. I consider it for a moment, but I shake the thought away. I'm faster, more agile than they think, and I won't be weighed down by anything that might slow me down.

Instead, I take in my surroundings, trying not to acknowledge the hungry gazes from the men, their eyes scanning every inch of us. They're predators, but I refuse to let them see how much I notice “

Join the Hunt!

Are you ready to experience the ultimate test of instinct and desire? The Hunt is waiting for you.

• Location: Private Ranch, Texas

• Date: [in my dreams]

• Spots are limited.

Secure your place in the game now, and prepare to run, hunt, and feel the raw pulse of adrenaline like never before.

Full dream scenario is coming up next. Tell me what you think. Stay tuned ❤️

[kvothe-kingkiller]

okay I want to preface this with: I am Against gender testing in sports, I believe this whole trans panic thing is transphobic/intersexist/racist/etc, and I support trans women and trans people in general being able to do sports.

With that out of the way, I feel like people just....get the facts straight up Wrong on so many levels with all of this. Ledecky would not beat (olympic level) men in any of the competitions she does. Here are the men's vs women's world records on some of the swimming events

100m Free: Mens 46.8 (Zhanle), Womens 51.71 (Sjöström)

1500m Free: Mens 14:30.67 (Finke), Womens 15:20.48 (Ledecky)

100m Butterfly: Mens 49.45 (Dressel), Womens 55.18 (Walsh)

100m Breaststroke: Mens 56.88 (Peaty), Womens 1:04.13 (King)

400m Medley: Mens 4:02.50 (Marchand), 4:24.38 (McIntosh)

The story is the same if you look up running times, walking times, jump heights, jump lengths, throws, skiing times, skating times, etc etc.

here's the gender gap in swimming race speeds and then track and field events over the last century (courtesy of buzzfeed)

As you can see, they get better over time, then plateau. While it's certainly possible they might come down to 0, I doubt it will be any time soon (Nature actually estimated in 2004 that they could become more equal by 2156 but that was assuming an increase over time that has since leveled off). Those slight humps are from before steroids and other drugs became more rigorously tested.

These of course include the intersex and high T perisex women who have competed and will continue to compete so it's not just to do with testosterone, there are obviously multiple factors.

Ledecky beating men was during practice, idk who she was practicing against (it was a comment made by a teammate and didnt say who the men were) but it wasn't phelps or any of the other top male swimmers. Then when you have things like shooting etc, the main reason that's segregated by gender is simply because more men are in the sport. If you have (numbers arbitrary) 1000 men wanting to compete and 100 women and you take the best of all of them, chances are you'll end up with 9 men and 1 woman. Segregating it by gender ensures 10 men 10 women.

Tennis and other things like that are harder to score up against each other since men tend to compete against men and women against women, except for the occasional m/f double match. But I think it's safe to say that with the evidence from power and speed differences from the above stats, men would likely beat women if you're comparing the top vs the top. Yes, even Serena Williams.

Once again, I am against gender testing. I am against the racist and transphobic shit you see in sports nowadays.

But it is simply untrue to say that Cis men and Cis women are on the same level when it comes to top sporting events. I am not saying women are weak or women are shitty and bad at sports I am literally just showing people the Correct numbers.

I do not know the answer to this. I do not know how trans people should be included without excluding others. I am neither an athlete nor a gender scientist.

However, I do know the rhetoric around this on this site is unhelpful given it's entirely based around incorrect facts (that in straight athletic competitions, cis men and cis women are at equal levels) and everyone that tries to say otherwise is either actually transphobic or gets dogpiled as Being transphobic even if they aren't.

(Also, this is just at the top of the top. When we're talking about highschool and Especially elementary school sports, trans kids should absolutely be allowed to play whatever team they want.)

[vanessalocke]

i NEED you to elaborate on the body langauge shipping thing. any other ships you think would have likely had sex based off their physical familiarity in canon?

Body language says a lot about a relationship.

First I will talk about s3x. When two people have s3x, their brains release a series of chemicals. There are two notable substances released during s3x: dopamine and oxytocine. Dopamine is the "reward" that the brain gives us when we complete a certain task (if you surf tumblr, you will also have dopamine). Oxytocine is the love hormone, making you more connected to your partner. Oxytocine is also released when you have skinship with others, when you receive a gift from someone you love, when a mother gives birth to her child.

As I remember (maybe not right), the dopamine that the human brain secretes during s3x is equivalent to the dopamine released when inhaling drugs. And oxytocine also becomes extremely abundant and will make you crazy about your partner. HOWEVER, men usually have 10 times more testosterone than women, and testosterone has the ability to block oxytocine. Therefore, after s3x, women tend to bond with their partner (receiving both dopamine and oxytocine). But men only have a feeling of "accomplishment", because they get a lot of dopamine but the amount of oxytocine they get is very little.

The next factor I want to talk about is the rise and fall of testosterone. Testosterone is associated with vigilance. Regardless of whether you are male or female, if you are with someone you hate, your testosterone will be very high and you will tend to be aggressive. When we are with someone we are close to, our testosterone tends to decrease. That's why close friends who accidentally have s3x with each other often fall deeply in love. Their testosterone when they are together is very low. Therefore, the oxytocin they receive when having s3x with each other is much higher than when they have s3x with a partner who is not mentally bonded to them.

I talk a lot about s3x to point out a point: people who have feelings for each other and have had s3x will tend to stick together. The way they touch each other will be more natural and intimate without even knowing it. The closer their spiritual relationship is, the more connected they will feel during s3x (receiving more oxytocine). The more connected they feel during s3x, the deeper they love each other.

Return to France and England. Despite their conflicts, they are really close to each other. Some people tend to think that France and England just hate each other, but that's not the case. In fact, whether based on official or real life, we can clearly see that they admire each other. They are childhood friends, best friends, rivals, enemies. They took care of each other when the other is sick. They decided to stay together when the end of the world came. They always sit together in meetings. In my opinion, their testosterone increases when they fight, but when they are not fighting, they feel comfortable and at ease when they are with each other. According to official, their skinship is no longer simply "friends" or "rivals" anymore. France and England's skinship was abnormally abundant and unconsciously intimate, so much so that many people felt they had s3x with each other. And I guess, if they had s3x with each other, they would definitely love each other, and love each other more and more, not less.

Oh, there's one more thing I forgot to mention. When you are with someone long enough, sleep with that person, love that person, you will unconsciously imitate the expressions on that person's face. Couples who stick together will have faces that look more and more alike.

And you know, France and England's faces have very similar expressions.

2. I'll come to your second question: any other ships you think would have likely had sex based off their physical familiarity in canon?

Actually, I just saw such a deep connection in Dover. If I had to point out a ship that may have had s3x, Germany and Italy make me question a lot. But in my opinion, they still have a certain shyness in skinship with each other. Maybe they had s3x once or twice, but it was by accident. They decided to let it go and they were still confused about their actions and tried to act like normal with each other.

An opposite case to Dover and GerIta is AusHun. When I watched Hetalia, I had a very clear feeling that even though Roderich and Elisabeth were married, they had an extremely platonic relationship. I'm neutral towards this couple, so you can interpret their platonic relationship as platonic friendship or platonic love, depending on whether you ship them or not. I had a feeling that Roderich would not mention any s3xual acts during their marriage, nor would he take advantage of the Austro-Hungarian relationship to gain emotional or s3xual relations. He completely respects Elisabeth and Elisabeth admires him for it.

If their relationship progressed to a higher level, I think it would have happened after the Austro-Hungarian Empire disintegrated. Meaning IF (only IF) they actually have feelings and date each other, those things will happen after their divorce, not during their marriage.

Same married couple trope, but AusHun is not like Dover haha. I guess Francis and Arthur took each other's virginity when they were hormone-fueled boys curious about s3x. And they would sleep together any chance they got, and the Entente Cordiale was a very good chance. AusHun is not like that. Roderich and Elisabeth's relationship is much more dignified, respectful, and kind than Dover's whether they have love for each other or not.