#nat talks kushners

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Ghislaine Maxwell so casually being in that pic with Josh and Jared is 💀

Neeeeever forget lmao.

(I mean lots of people met her it’s nbd but LOL)

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hiii OTT/the ONE anon here and I would just like to say THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING ME!! It feels amazing lmao and I totally understand being obsessive/liking attention but not commiting - like one half of your brain is ✨disney princessing✨ whilst the other has 💀severe trust issues💀 and takes everything seriously, all whilst you as a whole are trying to keep things calm and collected. DATING IS HARD AND MESSY and T’s music/behaviour is indicative of that to an extent latter half of 2016

And about cracking the thing with marriage - lol I’m the EXACT same, I defo only see myself getting married once but I would be terrified coz a) massive commitment b) huge cultural thing - like if you marry me, you ‘marry’ my family - I believe this notion of a ‘joint package’ isnt entirely unheard of amongst some cultures/if you’re v close to family etc c) my neverending and everchanging list of insecurities

Coincidentally (or not?? Idk I’m lost after todays introspectiveness) these ideas could be attributed to T/Swiftwyn and that’s really what makes me personally feel like they’re real on some level coz it’s not an idea that’s completely out of left field. Add in fame, money and all the other batshit craziness that stems from Tay’s world and you’ve got yourself a VERY VERY odd looking but ‘kinda makes perfect sense’ type of relationship taking place and I LOVE THAT. SO MUCH because it’s such a glaring slice of ‘normal’ amidst all the chaos and I am 100% here for it

DUDE!! Cultural thing for me too!! Like idk WASPy types just don’t get it but it’s legit a package deal and it includes the relatives I don’t even like.

One of the bits that made me laugh in the Kushner Inc Ward book is how... okay so y’all know jailbird daddy Kushner sent a prostitute to seduce his brother in law, taped the whole thing, and then sent the tape to his sister to prevent her testifying before a grand jury about his dodgy business activities yeah? Okay so ALL THOSE PEOPLE still hang out but the sister and brother in law refuse to go to Charles and Seryl’s house or shake Charles’s hand.

And like.

Never before as a Modern Orthodox Jew did I have my family seen quite as clearly.

I mean not the felonies but the “we’re here obviously because you’re family but we’re still salty.”

All that said - and I spoke to family too - we all draw the line at endorsing fascism.

BACK TO YOU ANON. I love your takes and relate SO MUCH.

And yeah people being like, “she doesn’t make any sense it’s all a lie” should hang out with more sensitive chaotic bi girls tbh.

[bisluthq]

I hope he gives her hickeys on her chest

1) hot thought 10/10

2) when I see chest in that context - when you clearly mean titties - I think of konversations with the Kushners and how Jared calls it Ivanka’s chest.

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This was Charlie's wedding speech for jared

At the couple's wedding, which was held at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey, he stood up and, according to multiple sources, gave a toast that drew tears from the assembled guests. A person who attended the wedding recalls the central sentiments of the speech: "Look, everyone thinks she's great, but being Jewish is just unbelievably important to us, and she's not Jewish. It's a problem for me, a genuine problem. Then I watched and got to see she's in love with my son and it wasn't what I thought in the beginning. I feel right about it."

… and that’s the favorite son 🫣

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Someone should find Charlie's prostitutes and interview them

Guys so like I have a - friend is a strong word but I recently met someone - a person I know who is adapting a show for Netflix and that’s why they’re here rn and like I was explaining the Kushners and how it intersects with the Taylor Swift universe and they were like “holy shit you have to write this show why are you doing what you’re doing” and while I respect the belief in me someone else out there can and should do it better.

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The conversations between Kurt and Charlie must be something

I mean Charlie is smart and like evil and Kurt is dumb but truly good so I cannot imagine it but it delights me.

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I bet the klosses are super proud of Josh and that's why he liked them sm. Manz is so fucked up he can easily get emotionally manipulated

I think he loves being part of a functional family same as Ivanka apparently loves being part of the Kushners. We can unpack what that means like for the Trumps for someone to look at Johnny Boy and Lady Macbeth and go “ah yes! Normal people!”

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Nat out of bored and because you guys seemed to enjoy it I picked up the kushners book and I'm only in the first pages and this quote is killing me for some reason

the two men had a real bond and talked all the time. “Every morning, when [Charlie] wakes up, his first phone call is to George. Every night, before either one of them goes to bed, they call each other. It’s the weirdest relationship you could ever imagine,”

Bruh they’re such freaks I love it 😅

[bisluthq]

Karlie was on vacation with her friends this past weekend so Josh was probably alone with him fam or it was him and Levi

Maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk and again I find bringing the Holocaust into discussions of like gossip and tbh contemporary politics and shit extremely fucking distasteful at best and regularly offensive so tl;dr I hope Josh had a meaningful experience in Poland and I hope Jared wasn’t too annoying and I hope Ivanka looked hot like not for Josh’s sake because he shouldn’t look at her but just in general terms yk like 💀🤷🏻‍♀️

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Looks like joshlie are with javanka in Poland.. so much for being not close

… are you making them honoring their Holocaust survivor grandparents and Holocaust victim relatives into a commentary on how close the siblings are? Dude.

I know a BUNCH of you are hella antisemitic and lowkey Holocaust deniers but like 💀💀 yes obviously they all care about that.

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Swiftwyn look like the aryan threesome fantasies Charlie had

They do I’m not gonna lie he would’ve 100% wanted to fuck both and preferably at the same time, especially if they put on weird accents.

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Josh seems like he actually has friends who like him yk, but Jared...who was HIS best man?

Josh 💀

That’s what’s so awkward. Josh and Mikey were each other’s and Josh was Jared’s.

[bisluthq]

I bet he's jealous of jared

I really don’t think anyone is jealous of Jared lol.

I think he probably idolized him as a kid but worked through it yk?

[bisluthq]

He said we all need therapy queens

Okay but he needs it more than most of us. Like yeah it’s useful for everyone to go but there’s like regular fucked in the head vibes and then there’s Charlie Kushner.

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Two words nat, lint story....I think about it atleast twice a week ngl

Right idc about Josh and Karlie but when the Vanity Fair story about Charlie and the Governor came out I wanted to discuss it and I regularly think about Seryl and the lint etc.

They’re VERY BAD PEOPLE but sometimes bad things are interesting hence yk people’s obsession with true crime.

Joshlie aren’t interesting tho. They’re just a cute couple and Karlie has fashion fans and they’re immoral in the usual Bloomberg Dem way idk.

They’re not like the others in his fam which is saying they’re sorta better but also yeah idk they’re boring as fuck.

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I give it to the whole kushners for being so obsessed with Rae, like PROPER FUCKING OBSESSED. Coz she's not my grandmother, but I'm obsessed

Same lol tbh she was a cool person.