#nasty comments with zakuro

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments with Nicole #19

SHE'S BACK

So I recently made a lot of my old covers public again

And this lovely person commented on my cover of Soroibumi from La Reconquista from. six years ago. keep that in mind.

My throat hurts I'm laughing so much

"in general I didn't like" aww no I'm gutted that's so sad I can't believe 16 year old me didn't have the foresight to know YOU would be watching in 6 years time and didn't make it perfect for you god she was so awful never thinking about others how selfish of her if I could go back in time and tell her to not be "squeaky" I would just for your benefit I humbly apologise 🙏

[gracemyheart]

Lmao I was checking something in my former account @gracemyhearto and found this anon hate from yesterday 🤣

Wtf. I mean firstly: I wasn't active there since months, secondly what have I done and thirdly why are you a coward like that hiding behind an anon?🤭

[kiraofthewind]

Rainbow Fantasy, part 2.

Rainbow Fantasy, the subgenre I invented to describe my own books, could be described as a mix of High, Epic, Dark, and Queer fantasy. Yet it also fails to incorporate certain expectations of those subgenres, hence my hesitation using those labels. Let me explain, using examples from my world:

What is High Fantasy? It takes place in a different world than ours, usually with magic, unique creatures/monsters, spirits/gods/demons, and usually pre-Modern tech. My world features a lot of that, but I hesitate to call it high fantasy because there’s a lot of science going on as well. The mortal world may not have advanced technology due to being unable to harness electricity, but they have the knowledge of how it *should* work. The Ophidians have guns, Ulinor has nuclear energy, the Takyufon and Carinians have mechanical parts, the afterlife *does* have advanced tech… and the future of the mortal world is steampunk. If I advertised my books as High Fantasy and then delivered a book that takes place primarily in Ulinor or Takyu City, with a non-magical, mortal Takyufon MC, readers would feel they didn’t get anything they expected.

What is Epic Fantasy? I feel Epic Fantasy is similar to High Fantasy, but with more allowances for tech/sci fi elements. On the other hand, it implies something, well, epic is happening. The world is ending. A war is occurring. Magic is running rampant. Many of my books are simply *not* epic in scale. They follow a single MC—who may be a normal person in their world—and the only things at stake are things relevant to the MC. If Calinthe fails her quest, the only one who suffers is Calinthe (and Zakuro). If Amiere fails, the only one who suffers is Amiere. Tynan… okay, Tynan’s book is probably a bit more epic than most lol. But that’s another thing: the label “Rainbow Fantasy” is meant to embody *all* my books. I don’t want to have to say “Well MoKaM is High Fantasy, but MoDaH is Epic Fantasy and MoLaB is… Slice of Life Fantasy?” Nah, bro, I’m just gonna say they’re ALL Rainbow Fantasy.

What is Dark Fantasy? It means there’s gonna be some pretty gritty stuff in here. Death, dismemberment, war, torture, rape, cannibalism, horror. Plus sexual elements, maybe even some kinks. To be clear, not ALL Dark Fantasy books need every one of those (I saw a topic the other day where someone had a friend who thought all Dark Fantasy needed rape. I am not implying that!) My books feature quite a bit of adult material, but I wouldn’t call them Dark Fantasy because… there are a lot of really tender, sweet moments. Maybe more so than the dark moments. Like, if I advertised MoLaB as Dark Fantasy, I’d feel like a fraud. It certainly *is* dark, especially in the later half, but that’s not exactly the part I can advertise spoiler-free lol. And if you just LOOK at it… I mean, my art for MoLaB usually depicts bright, sunny beaches, lovely merpeople, cute children. It doesn’t look ‘dark’ at all.

What is Queer Fantasy? Honestly not sure this is a subgenre at all, but it kinda feels like it? Books that take place in a fantasy setting and there’s emphasis on the characters being LGBTQ+? In any case, my world is queernormative and every book has queer people, but it’s just life as usual to them. The stories are never *about* their sexual or gender identity. It might play a powerful role, especially in stories where Ophidia is involved, but they probably won’t resonate with readers looking for stories about characters “coming out” or “going through a transition” because my characters aren’t going to experience the same kind of shame or oppression as real-world characters would.

So to sum up, Rainbow Fantasy is: a non-Earth setting, usually with magic/spirits/gods/non-human people/invented animals, but can include tech. The plots range from ‘the world is ending’ to ‘sculptor grives over his dead daughter.’ There’s some nasty shit, but also some super wholesome and loving shit. And queer is normal and accepted.

Another thing: not everyone writes to be a best-seller. Some people on other sites have made comments implying that I can't call my books by whatever label I think works best because I'm not selling for the traditional market. I reject their assertion. You can write a fanfic meant to be read by yourself and 5 other people and call it whatever you want, with whatever label you want. Fuck the haters. Fuck the gatekeepers. Keep writing.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments with Zakuro #18

Still wanting that title card but I'm reviving this blog from the pits of hell to bring you this.

Idk if it counts as hate it's just fucking funny 😂. Mate there's a thing called opinions accept I don't like Satomi and love Fumina k 😂. I'm not gonna delete it there's nothing really bad about it again it's just funny that someone can get so uppity about someone else's opinion 😂.

While I've got you all here though Nao posted this photo of her and Miyuki and I love it so much happy birthday Miyuki ❤️.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments with Zakuro #17

Oh someone actually hold me back from replying to that top one I’m gonna wee meself this is so funny 😂. HOW CAN THEY ARGUE THAT VENUS IS THE WORST WHEN MINAKO IS THEIR PROFILE PICTURE 😂.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments With Zakuro #14

Okay I know I usually post the comment here then respond on here but I couldn’t resist this time I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself.

Lol you know I hate Yuga and I was gonna respond mean back but that’s never gotten me anywhere so IF ANYONE EVER GIVES YOU SHIT LIKE THIS FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT OPINION JUST CLAP BACK WITH FACTS.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments with Zakuro #15

So’s your spelling.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments with Zakuro #16

WARNING: Racism is ahead so proceed with caution... IT’S NOT FROM ME OMG but just letting you know that’s what is contained here.

I mean it’s laughable to be honest 😂. I have a feeling I know who this person is cos they’ve been leaving both nice and dodgy but all absolutely weird comments on my videos for a while so I think I know who it is but I’ll delete these ones cos I’m not having that 😂. Be mean to me all you like I find it hilarious but I don’t accept racism k hun 😂.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments With Zakuro #13

I got a shit tonne of comments to disrupt Arejay’s birthday (go to my music blog @zakuromusic​ for that party) so let’s go. This one’s just funny but it’s difficult to resist the urge the sass them directly so here we are.

(this was on my Tux ranking)

No, honey, my worst Mamoru was the worst to me. Cos to me Yuga fucking sucked. If you disagree, that’s fine, but that’s what you think. It’s not what I think. Call me wrong ever again and I’ll put Yuga’s cringe acting and over the top singing in a very large box and throw it at you. Now let me celebrate Arejay fucking Hale’s birthday XD.

[sailorzakuro]

Nasty Comments with Zakuro #12

IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN *cue theme song*

So, for context, this person commented on my PRETTY OLD top 5 videos, for some reason absolutely baffled anyone could but Rei Saitou in third place and Anza joint place with Marina (Rei’s second now and I actually prefer Anza now so like...?), which you know opinions are opinions that’s cool I’m not arsed. But then they watch my cover of HEREAFTER... (which was uploaded 2 days ago), bit of a random jump but okay, and this is what they said. There seems to be very little that can be lost in translation here.

I love the use of the term “sense 0″, I’m sure it’s a grammatical mistranslation but it makes it sound like some fucking super power and I’m here for it honestly. I’ll take sense 0 it sounds mystical.

I also love the “let’s erase the video”, it sounds like we’re all gonna go on a lovely field trip. I feel like I should bring a tambourine so we can all break into song as we jig around deleting my videos. Hold the triangle, Stan, we’ll wait for the climax when Julia uses her sense 0 to magic up a ranking that’s up first stage actors’ arses. Bring the cocktail sausages we’ll have a picnic to celebrate at Blackpool fucking Pleasure Beach.

[sailorzakuro]

Omg of all days we have a new edition of nasty comments with Zakuro XD. It was on my Uranus ranking so maybe they’re also celebrating XD. Anyway comeback time! I’m gonna keep this comment up cos it’s not the WORST thing ever but it’s much better I sass here than directly to them XD.

“stop using” and “the whole fucking video” - I mean if you’d asked nicely I might consider it but since you’re being an arsehole, I’m gonna let you suffer.

“you cant either read or watch” - Well... I could read it, otherwise I would have changed it. Maybe you’re the problem! I recommend eyedrops per day, not looking at your phone in the dark and a bit of common fucking sense.

K that’s it back to celebrations XD.

[sailorzakuro]

Okay but do I care?

Wow we love the unbearable Choni fans edition of nasty comments with Zakuro like WHY DO I CARE that you think Choni is better than Cheronica?? I very clearly don’t think that you just saying that is not going to make me change my mind thanks.

Message to Riverdale fans: don’t be dicks XD. Like respect people’s opinions and don’t try and change their minds. Just because I ship Cheronica doesn’t mean I need people constantly telling me Choni is better in their opinion, cos I don’t fucking care, okay?

[sailorzakuro]

I’m annoyed

Right so on my SeraMyuKaraoke channel which is kind of abandoned now cos they were so much effort to make and now I have less time to do them there’s this one... person? I won’t assume gender, but I swear they have it out for me on there.

Like, thank you for pointing out EVERYTHING

Oh I wanna delete these comments so bad but I also wanna explain that MY REASONING IS IN THE DESCRIPTION FOR THESE MISTAKES and the Mou Ii no was an APRIL FOOLS JOKE that nobody cared about XD

Lyrics thing, iMovie is a BITCH when it comes to text editing, okay? That’s why I gave up for so long cos the lyrics are a bloody nightmare to put on.

For the white lyrics, yeah I messed up and I put it in the description that I did, I KNOW THEY ARE JUST WHITE. What do you assume I’m colour blind and think that white is both the colour for Usagi and Mamoru?

And the April Fools joke, oh my god... IT’S AN ACAPELLA SONG. THERE IS NO SOUND. THAT WAS THE JOKE. YOU CLICK ON THE DOWNLOAD LINK AND IT’S A FUNNY PICTURE.

I WAS PROUD OF THAT JOKE GOD DAMMIT.

Sorry for lack of sass but they’re SO annoying so this was more of a vent XD

[sailorzakuro]

Um, okay... I don’t know what the hell “Cantan” is but unless it means “completely not” I’m gonna go ahead and guess this is another hate comment XD which meeeeeeaaaans

NASTY COMMENTS WITH ZAKURO

(I want an intro for that now)

Okay first of all, idk what the hell a cantan is, or what it means, but if you’re gonna troll me at least use one language.

And this was on a collab, so idk what you may be referring to here XD is it me, is it the other person, is it both of us, is it yourself? I think it’s yourself. K if you’re gonna leave hate YOU GOTTA GIVE SOME CONTEXT MAN.

Also, if “cantan” happens to not be a real word, why would you think I would understand your made up words? Cos if that’s the case both ends, what a real gibbleflark you are.

[sailorzakuro]

I really want a title card and theme tune for Nasty Comments with Zakuro like I think that’s just the way this is going now.

OMG WAIT THIS SHOULD BE THE THEME SONG:

[sailorzakuro]

Eeeeeee double whammy of hate comments! By the same person saying the exact same thing! Lol do you have a thing against LMF covers cos if so tear down my Otome no Michi with those exact same 3 words, you fucking robot ;)

OH ABSOLUTE JOY I just looked on their channel and

They’ve subbed! XD XD XD

That’s like a Labour supporter voting for the Tories just so they can shit on Theresa May’s stupid actions XD