#naruto in 2024 is crazy actually

[kgkrloafrs]

happy belated naruto

[disneyprincemuke]

maybe it’s in the name * fem!driver

(series masterlist) | (📂 a day in the life)

“oh, hold the front door,” she holds the phone up to her head, walking towards logan from her bedroom, who’s sitting on the couch with stubby in his lap.

logan pauses the show he’d put on the tv and watches carefully as she approaches him, hunched over with a wide smile on her face. he slowly inches away as she slowly gets closer with a hand held out, totally weirded out by her behaviour.

“wait, there’s no way!” she shrieks, jumping on the empty spot on the couch. she grabs logan’s shoulder and looks at him, swaying her hips while he maintains his puzzled stare. “but i thought you said the main league is just a bunch of guys?”

“what is going on?” logan whispers, waving a hand to her face to get her attention. “is that blythe on the phone with you?”

she nods, stepping away from the couch again. “oh, that must just be in our blood, then! that’s amazing, blythe! yes!” she hops on the spot, clapping her hands. “yes, i will see you for dinner tonight. my treat.”

she finally puts the phone down, whirling to logan with the giddiest grin on her face. “you’ll never believe what blythe just called to tell me.”

logan shrugs. “what is it? isn’t it roster mania for her too? any updates?”

“she got picked up by a team partnered with riot,” she says, trying to contain her excitement. “she’s the first woman in the partnership league! she’s playing with the big boys! in 2024 for the new season, but you get what i mean.”

“oh, my god! that’s amazing!” logan jumps up, meeting her in the middle of their living room. “that’s crazy! that’s… actually very cool. and coincidental. did you guys plan this?”

“it is, right? now we’ve just got to get ciara to be the first woman in something of a man’s sport so we can complete the holy trinity,” she thinks out loud, a fingertip tapping her lips in curiousity. “what do you reckon that could be?”

“hey, ciara’s doing fine on her own,” logan waves her off. “but, oh my god! blythe! that’s amazing!”

her palm lands on his shoulder firmly. she pushes him towards his room. “come on! go take a shower and get dressed! we’re taking blythe out to dinner! i’m going to call oscar and lily to join us!”

“we need to get her something! we can’t show up empty handed on a super important day for her,” logan scoffs. “i’ve got an idea.”

“logan, we’re not getting the girl a new car just because she landed the gig in a top esports team.”

“she’s been asking for a car since she was 16!”

“no.”

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[rikustarlight]

So, before Boruto (like 11 years ago), I had my own designs for what the next Gen could’ve looked like besides my NejiTen kids. Thought I’d throw them in here just because.

We all know my lovely trio of Nozomi, Hizashi, and Meiten… their 2024 designs:

Fun facts; Nozomi was originally named Ryuuku. And Meiten was originally named Xiao-Lin. They also had a blue and purple color palette. Meiten’s hair was also more like Hanabi’s in an asymmetrical bob. The twins had opposite bangs that covered an eye. My art has improved in 10 years thank god.

NaruHina:

Izumi was actually an idea that I was shocked to see come somewhat to life with Boruto. I gave him Lee’s spandex under his clothing to show that he was Lee’s student. Izumi and Meiten are naturally cousins and I wanted Izumi to be a free-goofy spirit, not really like Boruto. Izumi would’ve been on the same te as Meiten and Zo. He did have an older sister who was basically Hinata’s clone. Idk I always saw Naruto having a girl first but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sasusaku;

Kiku would’ve been on the same team as the twins with Shikamaru as their Jonnin Sensei. I originally had Nozomi and Hizashi on the same team. Zo is the same age/class as Meiten.

Boruto time line:

I also had this crazy idea of having Zo and Meiten be a potential couple to re-link the Uchiha and Hyuga clan. But whatever LOL I actually changed Kiku’s outfit to fit the twins a bit more. The original was an off the shoulder long sleeved crop top and a matching skirt. Her hair was also in a long braid.

InoSai;

Keikoku was supposed to be her name but hey lollll she’s basically mini Ino.

Shikatema:

So these two were just an idea but didn’t make any sense. I also had the idea of the daughter living in Suna while the son lived in Konoha. I was also replaying Kingdom hearts and was inspired by Aqua to an extent for the daughter’s design. I kinda thought Shikamaru would move to Suna since Temari is technically a princess…but eh 🤷🏽‍♀️

Listen, idk what I was on 10 years ago but this is what it is LOL

[kotias]

2024 fic roundup

Thank you @eybefioro for the tag!

Well well well, end-of-year check-up, huh!

What fandoms do you write in?

Oof. I'll do the exhaustive list + the 2024 list specifically.

2024 list:

Good Omens

Deadpool / Marvel

One Piece

Exhaustive list since my beginnings in 2005, in addition to the above:

Dragon Ball

Eyeshield 21

Harry Potter

Naruto

Avatar: the Last Airbender

FFXIV

How many words have you published in 2024?

Published? Damn it xD

Okay, so, I'm going to gratuitously add the words for an epic secret project, as those will be published for 2024 hehehe.

I will not count the CYOA into the mix, as it is not representative of the actual amount I wrote; I did write a few bits, but in the grand scheme of that collab, I pretty much wrote nothing.

96,881 words!

To which I'm adding around 20k words for the epic secret project, so this leads us to a total of... 116,881 words!

Well, fuck, that's a lot.

/oggles at her WIP folder with 200k+ words of WIPs

I'll also link this slightly different count I did in September.

Hum. Guess I know how much I'll have for 2025 huh :D

What is your greatest achievement this year?

Second greatest: getting properly back into writing.

After 8 years of writing slump keeping me at a tiny 3k words a year, this is simply unbelievable to me that I'm sometimes able to churn out that much in a single day.

First greatest achievement:

The epic secret project that you will hear all about very soon. I loved working on it and seeing it take such vibrant colours and life. It is my baby, and I am feeling genuinely sad that we are reaching the end of this project.

What are your favourite top three fics you wrote this year?

Warzone , a Poolverine fic (Marvel, Deadpool & Wolverine). Summary:

Being a mutant sucks, sometimes. Sometimes, your cells will battle one another to the death, leaving you sobbing in your bed. Or out of it. Fully naked, in the middle of Blind Al's living room.

I really had a lot of fun working on it; this is the ultimate fic format to me, it has hurt/comfort, fluff, domestic bliss, smut, and becomes a songfic. If you want to read something that has my writing identity all over it, this is the one.

Dance Our Night Away , an Ineffable Husbands fic (Good Omens), inspired by @gleafer 's art. Summary:

1944, 29th of February - leap year. Crowley and Aziraphale are invited to a ballroom dance party, and will dance- but angels don't dance, do they?

A light fic, just dancing together in a ballroom on some Frank Sinatra, was is there not to like?

My Arum Lily , an Ineffable Husbands fic (Good Omens), written for gcaledonian on the @goodomensafterdark subreddit. Summary:

Hoowee, laudanum! Last time Crowley does that!

This is 8k words of indulgent porn, I cannot say more than that, because the plot does not exist. This was written for gcaledonian over 2 months in a group chat we shared, advancing with each new prompt she gave me, until I decided I was done.

I then decided to do her a surprise: I had it beta'd, and had 7 remarkable artists do art to illustrate it.

This is The Cemetery Porn. If you like muttonchops, wings, cemetery sex, this is the fic for you.

What was your biggest pit of despair moment?

The goddamn epic secret project that I can say nothing about yet!! It has been so important to this year to me that I simply cannot not talk about it in every way. This is a crazy adventure that brought me to the greatest highs and weirdest lows, but holy shit you guys, it is gorgeous.

What have you learned?

I have learned that by being indulgent, I get other people to be indulgent with me. /whispers epic secret project

It is crazy what I managed to do, genuinely, and I still have a very hard time processing the fact that I managed to pull so many crazy people in my crazy projects. It's just... wow. Thank you, whoever is reading this and recognising yourself. I love you so much.

What fic did you want to do but never made it off the ground?

Pièce Montée, a Sanji/Pudding (One Piece) fic. I'm not letting it go, it's kinda taking the dust here but I'm keeping it alive with some strong CPR, don't worry, it's alive, I'll do something with it hahahahahahahaha

Did you beta any fics? Any favs you want to shout out?

I'm not the best at doing it; after a while, I just... lose concentration and forget to continue.

But, I beta'd for a while this fic: What Have I Lost? it is very good, very worth the read if you haven't!

What ideas are percolating for next year?

Oh wait, let me pull out my fic folder spreadsheet...

Okay, let's go.

Continuing Sheltered Scars, a tattoo AU for the Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), where Crowley is a new tattoo artist arriving in London, and Aziraphale is an art gallery holder who is a war veteran. I'm very happy with the concept, but have a hard time concentrating long enough to continue, I have to get back to it.

Continuing the edits on Down the Path of Sin, co-written with @daneecastle in a huge-ass RP and that will be added to the multiverse of her Reversed Veil of Worlds. So proud of what we did with it, it's an epic story deserving to be out there.

Writing the Ineffable Rockstars AU fic planned out with @daneecastle , @elenthyaolyenths , @vavoom-sorted-art ; expect around 15k words of it, and it's going to be so great :D

According to my spreadsheet, I should get back to Pièce Montée (see above) and to Tanabata, an Eyeshield 21 fic project that is set 10 years after the end of the story of the manga.

Those are the active WIPs. Now for the plot bunnies running havoc in my brain and waiting for an out...

Miscellaneous fandom (whichever will inspire me to make it happen): University AU - outgoing student officer x professor. This is a pure catharsis fic idea, as I'm an outgoing student officer in a university and sometimes I just need the out.

Deadpool & Wolverine fandom: Streamers AU - Logan with his headset that has like cat ears on it, his streamer name is LHowlett, but his gaming name on any platform is Wolverine. Has a daughter (Laura) who helps him out on raids, but despite his older age, he's clearly an absolute beast at gaming. People follow him because he's got a foul mouth, an absolute jerk to his friends but somehow the sweetest sweetheart when they pick up a new one on party finder- so basically, a golden mentor to new people. The X-Men are his raid party. One day, somebody is missing and they go on Party Finder to get somebody for the empty slot, and stumble on Wade. Logan complains the entire time because Wade isn't a very good listener (annoying for a raid lead) and an absolute chaos gremlin during the raid, but the stream watchers see him chuckle silently and grin for the entire session and soon enough start demanding to see that Dead Pool guy again.

Deadpool & Wolverine fandom: Consequences of the Time Ripper, they swapped and regenerated from the time ripper into each other's bodies, then swapped back pretty quickly but that was weird huh. And then it happens again. And again. And again. And they're very confused as to why, especially as it feels like random times, like they're just watching a movie and Wade bumps a foot against Logan and SWAP - I can imagine the thing feeling like a hiccup that continues for too long and after the 6-7th swap they're just "OH COME ON"! And like any good soulmate story, this finally stops when they get their shit together and finally become a couple and put the label on it. Aka: a 5 times/1 time, like "Five times Wade and Logan body swap, and one time they understand why"

Deadpool & Wolverine fandom, longfic, outlined: Baby Mine, Wade and Logan are looking to adopt; but with their situation and appearances (gay mutant couple, with strange schedules and Wade looking scary to humans), no agency really gives them a chance. One day however, Vanessa calls them, asking if they're still looking to adopt. One of her friends was found dead in her apartment, leaving behind her young baby. They do adopt the girl, and call her Ellie. Fic centered around Ellie's birthdays and other big life events as she grows up.

I... I think that should make up for most of my 2025 year.

Who do you want to thank?

Damn. Where do I even start?

First, thank you to @daneecastle for bringing me into a community that allowed me to meet so many people it was almost overwhelming. I never had so much of a feeling of a community, never met so many fandom people and I have you to thank for it, love.

Then of course comes @goodomensafterdark that brought so many good things to me, such a vibrant and beautiful and gorgeous community, I love seeing it thrive like it is. As a result, thank you to @vavoom-sorted-art for yelling loud enough in my ears about that community to push me to slide into it during the angst war.

I also have to thank all my fellow writers and artists working so hard and so diligently on that project. Thank you all so much, you do not realise how honoured I am that you all trusted me with it. Thus, as the representatives of that joyous bunch... enormous thank you to: @theravenmuse , @eybefioro , @whatareyou42 , @gaiaseyes451 , @theonewiththeshippinggoogles , @quona for being fantastic wranglers with me. Thank you. Thank you so much.

More exhaustive thanks for this crazy team will come in due time. I have feelings, alright?

[bunny-hoodlum]

Sharing this because I feel like it. ☺️ The first 900+ words of Idle Hands (rewrite) so far. 🥹 In case you didn't catch previous now deleted post, I gave up on the 'stressful childhood' direction. Now it's more of a retelling, but I'm still calling it a rewrite. This Naruto is interesting imo. Ahhhh, I hope I'm doing this right? I guess bear with me here. Contradictions may be inevitable, Idk. So, he falls under the Obliviously Evil trope this time around. I'm shooting for 'cheerful yet stressed (traumatized) and actually secretly crazy'. Doesn't fit the standard Dark Naruto depiction, so I can't really say one way or another which he leans the closest to. 😭 He hasn't broken yet, but he's going to get there, so we'll see. 🤭 Hope this instills some hype! :3 Becuz I'm making progress babyyyy~🎵

xxx-xxx-xxx

Idle Hands (2024)

Pairings: NaruHina, eventual NaruHinaSasu

Smut, Freeuse, Dacryphilia

cw: toxic behavior, dubcon, ijime

Summary: There's nothing to do in the sticks. There's even less to do when you're on probation. There's even less than that when: Your dad is the most popular man in town/You've been raised to be a boy and are invisible when you try to be a girl/When your exciting city boy lifestyle has been taken from you.

Or when two losers and a fuckboy choose all the worst ways to have fun. Not that one of them had much of a choice.

There in the middle of an overgrown clearing sat a rusted, abandoned car, wheel-less and sitting atop four cement bricks. The dense forest trees towered in the distance, their foliage deep green and billowing in the wind. Beneath the car, you can follow the remnants of a gravel path out of the clearing, towards an abandoned auto factory – you know, when having an auto factory way the fuck out here somehow made sense. Back before the bubble burst when everything went to shit. But what does he know? He was only six when it happened. Not like that shit ain’t affecting him well into the Y2K or anythin’.

Naruto lounged in the backseat with a nudie magazine and a sage green quilted blanket over his lap, his cheeky eyes devouring the curvaceous models on the pages. Oiled up, lips spread, pouty eyes peering and pleading for his cock.

He nudged his toe in the soft belly beneath the blanket, or maybe he threw it a little harder than he meant to, forcing a slight cough from her throat as her mouth retreated from his cock after gagging.

The blanket rose up from his lap.

“Hey, I didn’t say ‘stop’.” He cupped the back of her head and forced her lips to press against the underside of his rigid girth, teeth sliding and catching against his tender flesh. When the wet, warm vacuum pull of her mouth around his cock returned, he settled back into place, flipping pages like he was reading the newspaper.

Green eyes stared back at him. Earnest, yet cold. White skin framed by black hair. Her tits squished together in a string bikini as she bent forward, her arms crossed underneath their swell.

Shizuka. Didn't matter that she was twenty-four and he was sixteen. There were plenty of ways he could ruin her that life hasn't yet.

His breath quickened, shallow quiet pants puffing past his lips.

Her rich green eyes were growing on him.

Maybe his first girlfriend will have green eyes. If only.

Women like them didn’t exist out here. Not in this dying town of theirs, where their only market street was rows of shuttered-up shops, their storefronts heavily tagged and dirty with runny rust-stains.

Dsy by day, this place was turning into an old person’s home. Or a fucking casket.

Day by day he passed by a chain-smoking mummy, half-deaf and half-blind yet still nosy enough to cuss him out. Every day those same disapproving stares like he was some kind of disease, some kind of curse.

He wanted a woman like Shizuka. He wanted softness like hers to make him forget. He wanted eyes like hers fixed on him in every mundane context, like two lovers, their names signed on the lease just the day before. He wanted her silent worship.

God, he couldn’t wait to get out of here. Couldn’t wait to get a taste of real women.

He was wasting his fucking youth here. His mind too, not that anyone believed he had much of one to begin with.

He imagined someone beautiful, someone way, way, way out of his league taking him inside her, wanting him more than anyone else inside her. She would rewrite his entire history in a single night.

Excitement arced up his spine as pleasure pooled in his groin, building and building–

Naruto grabbed the back of her head. He thrusted into her hot, slimy throat, ignoring her startled whines, the gagging convulsions tightening around his invasive cockhead.

“Gotta train your throat again, huh, Hinata? C’mon, just endure it. I ‘ppreciate you not playing with other dudes while I was away, but you’ve really gotten sloppy. But that’s fine, too, actually. It’s kinda cute.” He threw his head back and closed his eyes, surrendering to the soft, clinging sensations thrumming around his cock. He was melting against her devoted tongue, so persistent to please him no matter what as she licked and laved the ridgid underside with broad sweeps that left echoes of each across his turgid flesh.

Knock knock knock!

A rhythmic tapping on the glass beside his head startled the lewd occupants and Naruto threw his toe into her stomach again.

He lowered the nudie magazine atop her head and turned his face out the window.

Bent over at the hip stood the thorn in his side that his dad personally stabbed in him the moment he found himself in front of the family judge again – no less than two months after his release from the Juvenile Training Facility.

The silver-haired man with the lazy, lidded gaze mimed cranking a handle backwards and Naruto sighed. He reached for the window crank, lowering the window just enough that he and Kakashi could properly exchange words.

“Go to school, Naruto.”

Naruto sank into seat, clearing his face of any hint of expression as he leveled Kakashi with a cold, ignorant stare.

His toe had other ideas, as he nosed around the convergence between her legs, finding the soft resistance of her panty-covered cunt. He idly teased her clit while he waited for the weary douche to give up like he always did.

Not like his father’s favorite student was all that invested in him, anyway. The dude was freaky smart and found ways to make his minor infractions such as truancy go away. Precisely to his father’s satisfaction, and not the system’s.

Obito told him someone like Kakashi would have proposed lifelong marriage to ‘The Rules’ if it had taken the shape he most desired.

The fact that he could give two shits about integrity these days convinced Naruto that his dad knew Kakashi’s state of mind. And that he was exactly what his dad was looking for in a probations officer.

Someone that would take Namikaze Minato’s side, always.

Someone that would protect Namikaze Minato’s image, always.

TBC

[otakween]

One Pound Gospel - Episode 7

More wacky shenanigans with Kosaku and Angela. My opinions on this show have been up and down, but at this point I'm generally thinking pretty favorably of it. There were some truly awful scenes with Kosaku in the middle of the series, but he's switched to "noble" mode and they're focusing way more on background characters (kinda like the Naruto style of story telling lol).

Notes:

I was looking forward to this one. I haven't seen a lot of live action portrayals of host clubs yet, so I thought it might be interesting.

Ueda's dad obviously sucks and they played it all for comedy. I hope he learns to love his son unconditionally in the end (or Ueda drops him outta his life)

I thought Angela's reaction to the host club was a lot more snarky in the manga. Live action Angela feels more polite and subdued which is too bad.

IDK why Ryuusei immediately revealed he lied to Angela in the host club where she could have made a scene. I guess everyone else is in on the scheme so they don't care lol

Once upon a time I would have thought trying a host club might be fun, but I've since learned that they're scammy money pits and now I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. Maybe if I could get some kind of tour without actually being a customer...

The visual kei style that the hosts sport is soooo mid 2000s. I thought it was a fun departure from the manga that Kosaku attempts to be a host too (as an indentured servant, Ouran much?)

In 2024 Angela's 500,000 yen debt is only like 3k something USD. Put into perspective, it doesn't seem that crazy. Her 3000 yen allowance is crazy tho 💀 even in 2008 I doubt that could get you very far...(maybe some 500 yen meals)

Katsumi has been reduced to "kid who reacts incredulously to everything." I wonder if his arc is completely over?

Ryuusei being vaguely sexist toward the Chairman?? Aw helll nawww. This means war!

Even though Ueda's dad was kinda awful, I still couldn't help but feel sad when he realized he'd been deceived. Cute, sad old people are a weakness of mine 😭

The bond between all the guys at the gym seems really healthy and wholesome. I liked the scene where they all comforted Ueda.

I was a little taken aback when Ryuusei called Ueda an "old man." I'm very bad at judging ages and didn't really realize he was older than everyone...(though in retrospect that's pretty obvious)

Chairman's attempt at being a good mom was sweet. It feels like we're getting some natural progression with her healing her relationship with her son.

Ryuusei looked a lot better with his hair slicked back and sans makeup. I didn't even recognize him actually.

I didn't realize they were wearing crotch guards until this episode. Kurenai's looked pretty goofy on top of his jeans (like a white diaper). Glad they're being safe tho

Annnnd we've gotta two parter! There's only 2 episodes left so either it will be a 3 parter or the final episode will just be some fluff (or a really rushed standalone plot)?

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

Live Naruto reaction in 2024 when I grew up watching this is genuinely such a delight lmao. I'm so glad to see I'm not crazy, and it is in fact as gay as I thought when I rewatched it with some media literacy. Breaking news: it gets gayer.

Oh nonnie, you have NOOOO idea how much I now regret not watching Naruto growing up BUT on the other hand this means I can now share this madness with you all live on this hellsite (derogaotory) !!!!!

I was actually, genuinely shocked that people seemed to like even relate to my incoherent babbling but it was such a treat that this was NOT a hallucnation of mine lol.

Anyway it was wonderful to get an ask! Feel free to drop by my inbox anytime

[adibahsajidah]

I'm Having Fun Play Neal.Fun, Until I saw this

Neal.Fun is an online game that looks like some kind of the Alchemist game, where you can combine two stuffs into the new one. Like example, water + fire = steam.

I having fun playing this game, and addicted to it. I can discover everything, included something unusual discoveries, like "anime", "Naruto", "Twitter", and many more. The infinity discovery made this game so special. Not just a boring discovery, but also the show, fictional character, etc. Even you can find Peter Griffith.

Today, I just discovered "Land", combined with religion, made it into "Israel", and combined it to the land again to "Palestine".

These discoveries... very interesting to me. Barely the game (almost never) put the world "Palestine" and "Israel" to their game. So, I discover more and more, and some of them just felt unhinged. Especially for you who understand the situation of Palestinians, especially in the Gaza.

Before you outrage, I want to show some of my discoveries that are not so offensive.

And here some of the discoveries that are so unhinged.

The Combinations "religion" with every countries

but "Israel" + "Religion"

2. Palestine + gamer + Gaza = Hamas

3. "Palestine" + some stuff + "Terrorist". This is very offensive.

After I saw this, I stopped having fun playing this game. It got worse, the man who made this game released in his tweet at Jan 31th, 2024. So here's his tweet.

https://x.com/nealagarwal/status/1752716375255101440?s=20

The game actually good, but the "Palestine" discoveries... oh my God. I can't believe this. I just want to write something for this situation. My wish for this game is to make him change the "Palestine" combinations to not just "Terrorist", instead just other stuffs that are not inappropriate. Like "Falafel", and "Hummus".

Journalists never bombing Israelis at all, they just recording IDF's war crime. Doctors never bombing Israelis at all, they just take care of many victims who impact by the ruthless bombing. Babies, children, teenagers, and adults that nothing to do with Hamas are never bombing Israelis at all, and they are human being just like us. I want to send this to the creator of this game, but I just don't know how. I never want to attack him, I just want him to change these insensitive combinations. Unless if he purposely let it happen, just only for the sake of the edginess, then I can't say anymore but just disappointment, feel disgust, offended, angry, and just leave.

One more. Don't dox him, like looking at his home address and share it to the online. Just speak to him on his Twitter like, "This is offensive", and send him the suffering of the Gazan that the journalists send to the world, "This is why you should understand the struggling of the journalists and doctors". Tell him this is not because of politics, but this is about humanity. This is never right the death of more than twenty thousands of the life (including children and babies).

Sometimes writing this makes me look like Sssniper Wolf who get offended by Jack. Am I crazy? But my goal is just make him realize and change the combinations. If he doesn't want to, just leave. He is just an asshole with his wasteful talent for the sake of edginess. Not to attack him. Attacking him does not changing everything better, but it will get worse.

Here's the website of his game.

Unfortunately the game will never autonomously save, and will restart when you close the game. But these are my discoveries for hours, and decided to screenshot it.

This is shocking for me. I don't know how to close this post, but I just want to share my experience. If you find the kind of the game with unhinged discoveries, just leave, or for the best, tell them, don't attack. Take care.

[thesonicpunk]

the sakura bashing i see on a lot of blogs is INSANE. im relatively new to naruto and i was so damn shocked to see it was still this bad in 2024 lmfao. ive started doing a litmus test with every new blog i find where i search sakura on their blog to see if they do the bare minimum of at least not posting about her at all if they dont like her 💀 it's crazy too cause ive seen a ton of people insist up and down theyre not being misogynistic for not liking a female character followed by the like, most insane misogynistic rhetoric about her and extreme bad-faith interpretation ive ever seen

I've also just begun to be present in fandom spaces this year, even tho I watched Naruto long ago, and I was surprised to see it's still a thing too. And yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself... Most of these people will go "Ugh Kishimoto hates women so much, you can really tell by how badly he wrote Sakura" and then proceed to, exactly like you said, follow it up with the most one dimensional, extrapolated and misogynistic interpretation of her possible. Bad faith is a great way to describe it. It's ironic, to say the least. Sakura's a little doomed by the narrative, and yeah there's a lot of fair criticism that should be made re:kishimoto's writing of female characters in the narutoverse, but she's actually flawed in a really human way and i think she's a pretty cool character to follow. In kind of a meta way, I would even go so far to say that the limitations kishimoto puts on her because of the way he writes women mimic a lot of the limitations girls face and are shaped by in the real world, and i find that pretty interesting.

[panchams]

long time, no see

happy 2024! the website layout on here has changed so dramatically that i can barely recognize it. i hate to admit that it took me a couple of minutes to find my followers...

anyways, hey! it's been a while. i jumped ship off of here... god... who knows how long that was? i genuinely feel like it was a permanent move circa 2015. but that's not what im here to talk about.

after the loss of twitter circles, i've struggled finding a place to put my thoughts. don't worry, this blog definitely won't be it but i thought it would be fun to put a little reflection on here as my final post (probably forever?) on this funny blogging website that i decided to use back in 2009 (I'm pretty sure my archives go that far back.... which is certainly something i cherish to see how much I've changed)

so many of you either have known me as eddie, edward, mukuro, bajime, hajime..... lord knows this list goes on. im eddie! or if you want to use my online user, i go by haunter now. a lot has changed since i stopped using this platform regularly! i think i hard quit tumblr maybe around 2016? you can see on my profile that i came back and reblogged some things, but i think it was around the time of my twitter bot's birth (@nintendoqt) when i really stopped using it permanently.

i'm writing this as a reflection of where i've been and where i came from when i first started using this funny website. im officially a couple of months away from graduating college with a bachelors in computer science! that means I'll be a real deal certified software engineer this coming may.

but don't you worry! i got some real time experience as a software engineer last year, right before my senior year began. i worked as a software engineer for the military/government! yeah, that's right... tumblr user Panchams was a military scientist (intern, but it counts). crazy right? and in just a couple of months i'll be hitting the biggest milestone of my life so far which is college graduation.

back when i began this blog, it was towards the end of 2009 and my myspace girlfriend at the time karina recommended i join because the community from our beloved myspace was jumping ship. i jumped in and well, the rest is history.

2009 eddie was a fidgity, undiagnosed autistic relentless kid. it's kind of crazy looking back on that era because i'm so proud of kid me going out of my way to socialize by going to conventions at every possible event he could go to. i would even wear cosplay and force myself out of my comfort zone to talk and take pictures with complete strangers.

to summarize my academic journey to save some space here, i really sucked at math. my math classes were so horrible, i actually got placed senior year in high school in the lowest math possible for seniors (something like college math help course or something, while the other kids were doing calc 1 or 2). but look at me now, baby! i went from pre-algebra all the way to calculus 2 in college, as well as discrete mathematics (possibly the hardest math class anyone outside of a math degree could ever take). i passed them all! it wasn't easy. i failed calculus 1 on my first try. my community college professor even told our entire class in a very vague way that we should commit suicide via bullet if we didn't pass it cuz we would never pass if we couldn't pass his class lol.

caught myself yapping there for a second. anyways, i really just wanted to say that i was a fidgety autistic child with such huge dreams and wonders. you can see throughout my entire blog's lifecycle that i've felt a special connection to characters like pokemon's red, sasuke from naruto, mukuro from katekyo, cloud from final fantasy 7 et etc.... you get it!

i think my life could've easily been one of complacency and laziness. after all, i am the only one in my immediate family to have attended college or even be in STEM whatsoever. my father was a horse trainer and my mom did random odd jobs/cleaning jobs as a kid. i could've easily been stuck forever in poverty and never aspired to do anything with my life. outlets like tumblr, gaia, twitter, youtube, the list goes on but these shaped me in ways that i am beyond thankful for.

as well as pokemon and the other games i mentioned, they gave me a lifeline. those characters i hooked onto as a kid which basically shaped how my personality is... i genuinely wouldn't have it any other way.

what is blud yapping about!!!! i end this weird ramble yapping session to update where my life is and where im headed. I've mentioned graduation (LETS FUCKING GOOO!) but i am beyond excited to be a big boy software engineer (no intern in the title!)

i'm pining for the bay area after graduation. i know, i sound like a lunatic going straight to san francisco as a new grad but.... you only live once! how cliche right, a new software dev moving to san francisco... the story writes itself.

don't worry, i have backup plans! if i can't make enough I'll be sure to live amongst the cows in arkansas (maybe oregon?! who knows.) big things are coming into my life, an entire chapter of my life finishing (the college years? academy saga?) and i'm just happy that i kept pushing. i'm glad i kept trucking on and will have some form of a tangible life that i will create with my own two hands.

happy new years! i don't think anyone will read this but... thank you! thanks tumblr for everything. maybe one day I'll go through and read my #priv or whatever i used to signify as my private posts here eventually. that day won't be today, but maybe when im in my SF apartment?!

have a great year, a great life, and so on. i don't think I'll ever update this blog again. thanks for everything and much love from me!

linktr.ee/haunterz

[thera-daydreams]

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° m a s t e r l i s t + t a g l i s t s °

[on temporary hiatus until i pass and get my professional license this 2024, wish me luck please 😔]

hello! i'm thera, a fanfiction author who writes for multiple fandoms

she/her | 22 | FIL | aquarius | infj | person who needs sleep, happy hormones, and a real-life nanami kento | ko-fi | quotev | deviantart

❦ this is a list of all my previous works, what i have in my drafts, and everything I'm planning to write, which is why some works may not have links yet since they're a work in progress; if i get an idea, i'll add it right here <3

❦ i don't have a schedule so updates may be inconsistent or on n' off; i only write when i'm inspired and when i have time. also, because of university and life, i'm super busy. just so you know. :)

❦ my older works are also on quotev and deviantart, thus some links may redirect there. still thinking about making an ao3 account, though.

❦ my stories are generally SFW or just a tad suggestive with a fem!reader, but maybe in the future (when i get the guts and the talent), i'll write some actual NSFW.

❦ just message me if you want to be added to my taglists for ongoing fics!

Legend:

∞ - full stories, ↳ - oneshots or twoshots,  ✿ - imagines or headcanons

° not taking requests! °

❝ TRESE ❞

∞ INDAY [Crispin/Basilio/Maliksi/Dominic x Skymaiden!Reader] (completed)

✿ shorts & spinoffs (still ideas as of the moment)

↳ PLUS ONE [Maliksi x BestFriend!Reader] (completed)

↳ PLUS THREE [Maliksi x Reader] *sequel of plus one*

↳ POMEGRANATES [Dominic x Reader]

↳ UYAYI [Basilio x Mermaid!Reader]

↳ KABILANG BUHAY [Crispin x Ghost!Reader] (completed)

❝ JUJUTSU KAISEN ❞

∞ THE SWEET OLD LADY IS A WITCH [Nanami Kento/Gojo Satoru/Ryomen Sukuna/Fushiguro Toji/Geto Suguru/Kamo Choso x ScarletWitch!Reader] (ongoing)

↳ COFFEE & TEA [Nanami Kento x Reader]

↳ 241 [Geto Suguru x Gojo Satoru x Onesided!Reader]

❝ YANDERE SIMULATOR ❞

∞ WISHING FOR WINGS [Male!Yandere Simulator x Ayano Aishi!Reader] (discontinued)

❝ HETALIA ❞

∞ LITTLE MISS ANCIENT [Hetalia x Reader] (completed)

↳ WEDDINGS? YOU SURE? [Hetalia x Reader] (completed)

↳ MAN CORSETS [Austria x Reader x Prussia] (completed)

❝ ATTACK ON TITAN/SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN ❞

∞ IMMORTALS [Erwin Smith/Reiner Braun/Miche Zacharias/Jean Kirstein/Levi Ackerman/Zeke Yeager x Various!Immortal!Isekai!OCs]

❝ CROSSOVERS, MISCELLANEOUS, OTHERS ❞

∞ SCARLET & SHADOW [Darkling x Scarlet Witch!Reader] - ◤MCU x Shadow and Bone◢ (ongoing)

∞ VICTIMS [Wonder Woman x Captain America | Supergirl x Winter Soldier | Zatanna x Quicksilver | Starfire x Loki] (on hiatus) - ◤MCU x DCEU◢ (discontinued)

∞ GODKILLER [Gabriel Reyes x WonderWoman!Reader x Jack Morrison] - ◤Overwatch x DCEU◢

∞ ITERUM [Madara Uchiha x Sakura Haruno | Sasuke Uchiha x Erza Scarlet | Mirajane Strauss x Itachi Uchiha | Neji Hyuuga x Kagura Mikazuchi | Tobirama Senju x Ur | Izuna Uchiha x Ultear Milkovich | Shisui Uchiha x Minerva Orland | Kakashi Hatake x Irene Belserion] - ◤Naruto x Fairy Tail◢

∞ QUEEN OF THE DAMNED [Alucard x Akasha Bloodriver] - ◤Hellsing x Rosario + Vampire◢

∞ SUN & MOON [Sesshomaru x Queen Serenity] - ◤Inuyasha x Sailor Moon◢

∞ MYSTERY OF SILENCE [Phantom x Siren!Reader] - ◤The Phantom of the Opera◢

i don't write for many of the other fandoms i'm in, but feel free to chat or interact with me!

ANIME/COMICS

. trese . jujutsu kaisen . attack on titan . mcu . dceu . the old guard . free! iwatobi swim club . kuroko no basket . yuri! on ice . naruto . fairy tail . millionaire detective: balance unlimited . black butler . hellsing . castlevania . rosario + vampire . vampire knight . inuyasha . sailor moon . hetalia . pretty rhythm . cells at work . way of the househusband .

BOOKS/SHOWS/MOVIES/GAMES/WEBTOONS/IDOL GROUPS

. yandere simulator . overwatch . earth defense force . phantom of the opera . hamilton . miss saigon . les miserables . jekyll and hyde . bram stoker's dracula . twilight . a court of thorns & roses . shadow and bone. wandavision. crazy rich asians . game of thrones . the remarried empress . dangerous convenience store . exo . twice . red velvet . (g)-idle . exid . itzy . k-drama . k-variety shows .

Please don't copy or repost my works somewhere else! Thank you! ©2015-2024 (@thera_daydreams)