#naruto bloopers

[general--winter]

Genin Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Naruto having to fight the reader in the chunin examin (They and the reader are in love with each other.)

author's note: This is so tragic why would you do this to them. It was always the end of the world when you had to face off against your crush in a game or something at that age, huh? I wrote this from the perspective of the reader being from Konoha as well. I hope you like it!

rating: general

fandom: naruto

pairings: genin!uzumaki naruto x gn!reader, genin!uchiha sasuke x gn!reader, genin!haruno sakura x gn!reader, genin!hyuga hinata x gn!reader

word count: 947

warnings: canon-typical violence

summary: The genins have to face off against their crush in the one-on-one battles at the chunin exams.

Uzumaki Naruto

Oh, sweet summer child genin Naruto. I had the biggest crush on him when I was watching the show as a kid. I think even if he was up against someone he had a crush on in the chunin exams, he wouldn’t hold anything back for his sake and their own. The exams are for you to get stronger and show your skills off, after all!

Beforehand, though, would be different. Naruto, for all intents and purposes in part 1, was quite down bad for any person he had a crush on. Seeing your two names on the screen would for sure send him into a flustered shock. He would get that sly grin on his face, and say to you, “I’m not lettin’ anyone stop me from winning, not even you! I’ll make sure not to hurt you, though, you know?”

The fight would be a ferocious but still friendly spar, contrasting from the killing intent a lot of the other participants went in with like Gaara and the Sound Four. You both would give it your all, running yourselves even more ragged, However, in the end Naruto’s Shadow Clones and taijutsu would prove a bit too much and the ref would call you down for the count after a particularly solid blow.

He would help you off of the ground and congratulate you for such a tough-to-win battle. Afterwards, he’d probably turn away from everyone else, grinning and giggling at the realization that he got to hold your hand for a second. 

Uchiha Sasuke

Before Itachi traumatized him yet again, Sasuke at this point was actually learning how to kind of open up to people. I think his crush would be extremely well hidden underneath his bad attitude. He’s not the type to let people know his true emotions very quickly. Your names would show up on the screen, and he would simply step forward, ready to engage in a spar.

Sasuke wouldn’t hold back, but obviously if you’re not an enemy he has no reason to severely hurt you. You knew that he was unable to use ninjutsu, so you attempted to use this to your advantage to win the match.

After fighting hard, Sasuke would end up catching you in a taijutsu combo that knocked you down hard, the ref calling you out. Sasuke would stay standing as you got up to make sure you were alright, then bowing his head slightly to you. “Good match. You’ve improved quite a bit, but still not enough to beat me,” he would comment before walking off to join the rest of the genin.

Underneath that cool, teenage edgelord personality, though, his heart was racing from more than just the physical activity he did. He’s just particularly good at hiding it!

Haruno Sakura

Sakura, in the Forest of Death, just had her true awakening moment as a kunoichi. The last thing on her mind is you, but of course you’re the name to pop up with hers on the board above. I could personally see her struggling a little bit with this, does she want to hurt you and push past you? Before her experience, in the exams, I think there’s a chance she would lose resolve here, not wanting to fight the person of her affections. But here, while still hesitant, she’s ready to fight for her position and her honor as a young shinobi.

You two would line up to fight and immediately begin on signal from the ref. You were friends with Sakura, so seeing as you two sparred frequently, you could tell she was holding something back unconsciously. You decided to goad her on a little, to make sure the fight was fair.

Are they kidding me? They think I’m not taking this seriously! Go and crush them, who cares if they’re cute! her inner thoughts would ring. Whatever was restraining her would go away, and you two would exchange ninjutsu and taijutsu back and forth. At the end, however, Sakura barely manages to knock you flat down, advancing to the next round while ragged herself.

Sakura would tease you a bit after helping you get up at the end of the match, some banter ensuing between the two of you. Inside, she would be squealing in delight at getting more of your attention, even though she just smacked you down.

Hyuga Hinata

My sweet, sweet child genin Hinata… Against her crush in the chunin exams, I’m not sure how she would fare. Her painfully shy and reserved attitude may interrupt her thinking process during a fight. Seeing your name on the board with hers would make her face erupt into a fierce blush.

You would meet Hinata on the field, the ref signaling for you to start. She wouldn’t make a move, though, just looking at you in a defensive stance. Her fighting style the entire time would be defensive, trying her best to push off your moves. Since she’s not fighting Neji, I doubt there would be a reason for her to really have her moment yet, so you would eventually win after wearing her down.

After the fight, you would ask her what had happened. The two of you were on missions together before, you had seen her beat down some opponents of your skill level with her Byakugan skills. “I-I’m not sure… I don’t know… Please, let me have a moment,” she would mutter, covering her entire face with her hands and facing away from you.

Wandering away, you would be slightly concerned about Hinata, but all that was on her mind was you, how she hoped you would win the tournament now in her honor.

[reccd]

Naruto, Chapter 34 bloopers

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[christelightlavo]

Boruto actors AU

[part 2] Bloopers

Naruto :- this is a safe place.

*kawaki, pulling the bedsheet towards him and falling back to sleep*

Kawaki :- ten more minutes then.

Director :- CUT!

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*boruto, looks at the shattered vase*

Boruto :- do you know what you just did!?

Kawaki :- shattered vase-kun?

Boruto :- well yes! And encouraged your character development!

Director :- ....cut..

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Jigen :- momoshiki! That ass gave his karma to the Hokage's son! Here I tried to get one for like at least thousands of years!

Director :- *sigh* cut....jigen... You are over-acting.

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Delta :- kawaki what are you thinking! That hand doesn't belong to you!!!

Kawaki :- neither does your body, robot bitch.

*delta and boruto start laughing*

Director :- cut! Delta, boruto stop laughing, Kawaki control yourself.

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Jigen :- I am disappointed that boruto is not here.

Naruto :- keep your hands away from my Banana.

*kawaki starts laughing*

Jigen :- well you took my pineapple.

*kawaki stops laughing*

Kawaki :- hol up. What?

Naruto :- my Banana and pineapple will stay with me!

Director :- ENOUGH! CUT!  No Banana's or pineapples!

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Boruto :- *looks at kawaki, eyes widened* what is he doing here?

Naruto :- from now on ,he will be living with us.

Kawaki :- you didn't said you had a cute son. If I knew I wouldn't have tried to run away from you. I don't mind living with him

Boruto :- *blushing*

Director :- CUT! Kawaki stop flirting with him!

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Boruto :- right.... Brother?

Kawaki :- did you just brother zoned me?

Director :- cut. Can you like not??

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Code :- otsutsuki isshiki was my god.

Eida :- okay simp

*code starts to laugh*

Director : cut.

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Naruto :- ...*stares in silence*

Jigen :-......*stares back*

Jigen :-.....you forgot your lines, didn't you?

Naruto :- yes

Director :- CUT!

[stonerzelda]

When i see itachi the first thing that comes to mind is this old old old ass video me and my 3rd grade best friend used 2 fuckinge die laughing over during our naruto abridged/bloopers days and it was just this mspaint animation of sakura going up to sasuke while hes sitting on a pier going "sasuke-kun...sasuke-kun <3" and he just jumps and screams "ITACHIIIIIII" and falls into the water while she panics and idfk somehow that still makes me chuckle

[theshiki]

Bloopers del manga de Naruto

Como dice el nombre son errores cometidos por Kishimoto dentro del manga o de Pierrot contradiciendo el manga. Son más para tomarse con humor.

He estado en el fandom de Naruto durante 5 años y hasta el momento no me he topado con nadie que se pregunté esto, pero bueno yo soy pesada con los detalles XD Según el capítulo 102, cuando Neji explica lo de las ramas principales y secundarias de los Hyuga, dijo que su padre y el padre de Hinata eran hermanos gemelos que fueron asignados a diferentes ramas por el orden de sus nacimientos. Ahora mi pregunta es: si dependen del orden en el que nacen para ser asignados a una u otra rama ¿por qué un miembro de la rama secundaria no puede tener un hijo de la rama principal? Si tenemos en cuenta que: la primera generación es el abuelo de Hinata. La segunda generación:Hiashi y Hizashi La tercera generación: Neji, Hinata y Hanabi. Por el orden de sus nacimientos Neji sería de la rama principal y Hanabi de la rama secundaria. Hinata es la única que quedaría en duda, pues si depende del orden de nacimiento de la tercera generación ella sería de la rama secundaria y si sólo aplica en hermanos sería de la rama principal y Hanabi de la secundaria, pero en ningún caso ambas serían de la rama principal. En fanfics he intentado escribir sobre los Hyuga, pero el método para seleccionar quien es de la rama principal y secundaria no queda claro, porque pareciera que para Hiashi y Hizashi usaron uno y para la siguiente generación otro. Cosa que igualmente me parece ilógico si se supone que son un clan muy conservador y respetuoso de sus tradiciones.

Obito murió en el cap 687 del manga, pero en el 688 regresa en forma de ¿fantasma? y le da el sharingan a Kakashi. La única "explicación" en ese cap fue que el chakra conectaba los dos mundos y por eso el kamui de Obito funcionaba. Me quedé como el meme XD Obito sigue muerto, frío, tieso, estiró la pata y todos los derivados de que fue. Qué chakra ni que nada, no debería poder volver y ¿qué sharingan le dio si el cuerpo de Obito se hizo cenizas? Esta es una de las escenas más flasheras del manga

Esto está en bloopers porque Naruto menciona el examen de graduación cuando él no lo aprobó. Siendo que se robó un pergamino muy importante por los jutsus prohibidos que contenía, debería dar gracias de que ni siquiera lo castigaron. Y antes de que alguien diga "pero Mitsuki lo engañó", eso no quita que Naruto se hizo gennin sin haber aprobado el examen de la academia en tiempo y forma.

Este fue un meme que se me ocurrió viendo un pequeño error de Kishimoto. En el cap 56 dice que el jutsu transferencia de mente de los Yamanaka afecta al usuario lo que se le haga al cuerpo de la víctima. Mientras que en el 96, Shikamaru dijo que le afectaba lo que le hicieran a Gaara mientras usa su jutsu de posesión de sombras. Si esto fuera así, Shikamaru habría perdido durante los examenes chunnin, pues ganó haciendo que la chica del sonido se golpeara la cabeza usando la posesión de sombras y no se vio afectado.

Esto lo había comentado en mi álbum de "headcanons y teorías locas" que por lógica siendo naruto un jinchuriki y un huérfano deberían haberle puesto un tutor para que cuidara de él. Pero la lógica del manga va así: *Naruto bb , huérfano y marginado* Altos mandos: Qué se cuide solo. *Naruto adolescente de 15 años, entrenado por un sannin y con varias victorias contra sus oponentes Altos mandos: Qué le demos un tutor dice

Siempre que comento que Kakashi no hizo nada por Naruto hay quienes lo defienden con que antes era un anbu y no tenía tiempo, que la ley se lo impedía, cuando tanto en manga como anime, dicen que Kakashi dejó anbu y se hizo maestro un par de años antes de Team 7 y la ley del tercer Hokage decía que no le digan a Naruto que tenía el Kyubi. Ok, incluso obviando su ausencia por el bien de la narrativa de Naruto como personaje, en el cap 3 el tercer Hokage le ORDENÓ cuidar a Naruto y aquí está confirmado por Jiraiya. Kakashi tenía la misión de cuidar a Naruto, pero yo no le veo el aporte. Tienen la misión del país de las Olas y de ahí van a los examenes Chunnin. En los cuales Kakashi se fue quien sabe a donde dejando a Naruto a cargo de Ebizu y a Sasuke en el hospital, aunque Kabuto por poco lo mata allí. En el cap 93 Sasuke fue a buscarlo para que lo entrené, pero este meme está en bloopers porque ¿Jiraiya estás bien? ¿Cómo que Kakashi fue una buena elección si te lo encontraste a Naruto cargo de otro?

Tenían cinco oportunidades de ser descubiertos, pero como no se menciona si esto fue apuntado como puntos en contra, lo pongo en blooper. 1-Muy bien que Ten Ten sea ingeniosa para copiarse y ayudar a Lee, pero ¿en qué momento clavó los espejos al techo? No se me ocurre en qué momento puedes arrojar kunais y espejos al techo sin llamar la atención (fuera antes o después de que iniciara el éxamen). 2-No sé si alguna vez han tenido un éxamen importante, pero cuando yo los he tenido todo queda en completo silencio y hasta cuando alguien tose se oye por todo el salón. Así que tomando en en cuenta eso, Hinata y Naruto debieron ser descalificados aun si hablaban en susurros. 3-Gaara hizo bien en usar su arena para cegar al chico del cual iba a copiarse. Sin embargo, los examinadores deberían apuntarse que no necesitas una super visión para ver un ojo flotando. 4-Yo tengo el headcanon de que Ibiki sí se dio cuenta de la marioneta de Kankuro, pero lo dejó pasar por ser ingenioso. Aun así hasta el propio Kankuro se burló de la "visión de halcón" de los examinadores por ese detalle. ¿Creen que dieron puntos por el ingenio? Algo así como "ya noté que te copias, pero como me gusta tu estilo aun no te descalifico".

[theentireratchetandclankfandom]

I have no excuse for this other than I was going to the Batman Ninja (2018) premiere, Roger Craig Smith was going (the voice of Batman) and I needed something for him to sign. So Sonic managed to convince Shadow to cosplay Sasuke (the ninja to his Batman) to complete my stupid joke 🥲

Guess you can say I thought up Blue Justice first 😌

(2nd slide is the original with Roger Craig Smith’s autograph from that movie premiere)

I’ll think of an outfit for Sonic eventually

[allthingskakashi]

Did Kakashi and Sasuke rehearse for their chunin exam entrance tho

[narasnooze]

Actor AU, bloopers    – The Death of Asuma Hidan: [ SHRIEKS ]  ....sorry,  Director: Keep it together, people Hidan: – I don’t like birds, [dir. name] ! Director: One more time, please! Aoba: [ is laughing ]  Hidan: [ chuckles ]  shut up..

Hidan: You think some fucking gay crows will distract me?! later in interview: Hidan: They actually used that footage. Kakuzu: It was fantastic. Hidan: Thank you. It came from the heart. 

Director: Asuma’s dying, he asks for one last cigarette..  Go. Asuma: ...Shikamaru..  in my pocket...   one last smoke.. Shikamaru: [ flicks the lighter; no flame. ] Shikamaru: [flicks the lighter again; no flame ] Asuma:  Shikamaru: [ flicks it a few more times; no flame. ] Shikamaru: [ sighs ] ... I think you’re out of fuel, my dude. Asuma: Damn. Ino: [ snorts ]  sorry  I’m sorry Shikamaru: there’s a gas station on the other side of the road, Shikamaru: I’ll get you a new one. Just hang on for a minute, Ok? Asuma: Yeah, yeah... no problem. Thanks man. Shikamaru: of course, I love you and you’re dying  Director: Cut!!  Can we get a new lighter..! Chōji: jesus

Director: Stand by!  Kakuzu: [ is holding both kotetsu & izumo by their throats ] Kakuzu: yeah, sure Kakuzu: it’s not like they’re dying or anything. Kotetsu: [ laughs ] stand by... Kakuzu: You guys ok? Kotetsu: It’s fine, don’t worry Izumo: choke me, daddy  Kakuzu: [ bursts into laughter & drops them both ] Kotetsu: Hahaha! Izumo: !! IT WORKED! We’re free! Kotetsu, come on!

Shikaku: So... the Akatsuki, huh? Shikaku: Are they strong? Shikamaru: yeah.. Shikaku: [ forgets his lines because he’s so into the game ]  Shikaku: ... [ starts grinning and nods ] Shikamaru: [ snorts ]  Shikaku: cool. Shikamaru: dad, I’m heartbroken Shikaku: yeah, me too, ‘cause I’m going to lose here Shikaku: and we can’t let that happen, Shikaku: let’s start over

Hidan: [ almost trips over his scythe ]  whop! ... Hidan: ... [ glances into the camera ] you saw nothing

Tsunade: You three stay here, that’s an ORDe[Coughs] Ino:  oh my god, are you okay? Chōji: SHe’S DISTRACTeD! GO! GO! GO!

[bearfoottruck]

So, for a few years now, I’ve had the program MikuMikuDance, or MMD as it’s popularly known. For those not in the know, it’s basically a computer animation program that allows you to create music videos and stuff. For my first real test run of the program, I decided to make a version of the infamous Orson Welles Paul Masson outtakes video with Naruto characters, because it’s vintage dated.

[jasuwonderworld]

Just finished another blooper/extra for "My Neighbor Naruto". The idea suddenly hit me when I was drawing the new page yesterday and I needed to get it out of my mind asap. 

You're going to love it! Will post it sometime next week, after the new page has been published! 😄😄 

[mugiwara-lucy]

Okay this AU is like the best thing ever!

@kainohora​

Naruto actor AU: Sasuke’s recovery mission

Honestly I wanted to do a lot more for this arc but my hand was like nope, fuck off, idk how to draw anymore

Hope you like it!

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Mizuki (Arknights) VS Andreana (Arknights)

Ood (Doctor Who) VS Dalek Sec (Doctor Who)

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Itona Horibe (Assassination Classroom) VS Korosensei (Assassination Classroom)

Monomon The Teacher (Hollow Knight) VS Sibling (Hollow Knight)

The Rot (Rain World) VS Mikitaka Hazekura (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Gnosis (Mythic Ocean) VS N'zoth (World Of Warcraft)

The Wall Monster (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) VS Hank (Finding Dory)

Jelly (A Narwhal and Jelly) VS Soundwave (Transformers)

Slenderman (Creepypasta) VS The Old One (Wizard 101)

Krang (The Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS "Turn The Lights Off" (Tally Hall)

Pearl Houzuki (Splatoon) VS Frye (Splatoon)

Davy Jones (Pirates Of The Caribbean) VS Tako Luka (Vocaloid)

Caelum (Anime Campaign) VS Jason Todd (DC Comics)

DJ Octavio (Splatoon) VS Callie (Splatoon)

Londo Mollari (Babylon 5) VS Fukami (Wadanohara and The Great Blue Sea)

Geryuganshoop (One Punch Man) VS Onionsan (UNDERTALE)

Horrorterror (Homestuck) VS Hatchan (One Piece)

Kala Mer'ri (Monster High) VS Professor Inkling (Octonauts)

Blooper (Super Mario Franchise) VS HP Lovecraft (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Cthulhy Squele (Monster Girl Doctor) VS The Creature (Carrion)

Hermaeus Mora (The Elder Scrolls Series) VS Zoe (Monster Prom)

Shiver (Splatoon) VS Agent 4 (Splatoon)

Ebrietas (Bloodborne) VS Octokittens (The Mechanisms)

Ninomae Ina'nis (Hololive EN) VS Vel'Koz (League Of Legends)

Stephano (Reflection) VS Dharkon (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Dr. Octopus (Spiderman) VS Olivia Octavious (Spiderman)

Hastur (Identity V) VS Omeluum (Baldur's Gate 3)

Tentacruel (Pokemon) VS Lord Helix (Pokemon)

Nightmare Sans (The Underverse) VS Ultros (Final Fantasy)

Marina Ida (Splatoon) VS Agent 8 (Splatoon)

Squid Ink Cookie (Cookie Run) VS The Kracken (Mythology)

Ursula (The Little Mermaid) VS Killer Bee (Naruto)

Michiru Ichijou (Mieruko-Chan) VS Cthulhu (Lovecraft)

Weed (Transistor) VS Squid Girl (Squid Girl)

Octodad (Octodad) VS Paul (Children of Time Trilogy)

Mind Flayer (Magic: The Gathering) VS Azul Ashengrotto (Twisted Wonderland)

Venom (Venom) VS Eight Armed Willy (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack!)

Squidina (The Patrick Star Show) VS Tamaki Amajiki (My Hero Academia)

Nightmarionne (Five Nights at Freddy's) VS The Kraken (Atlantis)

Lady Luctopus (Psychonauts) VS Oswald the Octopus (Oswald the Octopus)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome To Nightvale) VS Khoshekh (Welcome To Nightvale)

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Part 3 [ft. Dazai]

Part 4 [ft. Arthur]

✨ Part 5 [ft. Vincent & Theo]

🔜 Part 6 [ft. Comte]

Pranking the Mansion Residents

Piano Heist [Targets: Mozart, Arthur]

Sorry, Not Sorry [Target: Theo]

What Goes Up, Must Come Down [Target: Dazai]

Non-romantic Short Stories

IkeVamp Bloopers and Outtakes [Multi-suitor]

IkeVamp plays Mafia (part 1)  [Multi-suitor]

💕 IkeVamp plays Mafia (part 2)  [Multi-suitor]

Finding Vincent™ [Vincent, Theo, Shakespeare, Comte]

Class is in Session [Isaac, Napoleon]

Stranger Dreams [Isaac, Napoleon]

Ikemen Vampire x Reader/MC

~Leonardo da Vinci 🐈

Sharing is Caring and that includes Naps

Keep your Eyes on Me

💕 Hugs and Guessing Games

Protect You

My Snowman and Me

In Your Loving Embrace (I almost died)

Cat Naps

The Scent of Home

💕 Whatever It Takes

On Cloud Nine

~Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 🎶

Late Night Lullaby 

A Quarter Rest

~Arthur Conan Doyle 📘

Midnight Snacks 

💕 Arthur’s Pillow 

Blind dating game 

~Vincent van Gogh 🌻

Paint My World in Shades of You 

💕 Painting on Buttercream Cake 

The Wandering Painter 

~Theodorus van Gogh 💼

A Spoonful of Sugar 

A Moment of Peace 

~Isaac Newton 🌌

Defender of Your Dreams 

✨The Shy & Clumsy Physicist

~Osamu Dazai 💜

Hold on Tight (unless you want to fall) 

~William Shakespeare 🎭

💕 Intermission

~Le Comte de Saint-Germain 🥖

💕 Moonlight Waltz

Getting Ready Together

~Sebastian/Akihiko Satou 🤍

Growing Pains

✨Growing Pains: Hand-washing clothes

~Vlad 🌹

Dessert for Two 

Tears of Themis x Reader/MC 

When You Wish Upon a Lucky Star

Warmth in Your Hands, Warmth in My Heart

Memes

Who’s beefy, dumb, AND kind in IkeVamp?    

Jean’s New Groove 

Ikevamp reacting to the Lion King 

Puns ft. Dazai, Mozart, Comte, and Jean 

Breaking spaghetti breaks Leonardo’s heart 

Doodles & Gifts for friends

Portrait of the English Bois [Arthur and Isaac]

Portrait of the Big Bambino [Leonardo]

Portrait of Sir Naps-a-lot [Napoleon]

Pikachu Gasp™ [Vlad] 

Isaac and James Newton [for Shookspearewrites’ story]

Chibi Vlad + Strawberries [Vlad; Bday gift]

Kiss the Cook [Masamune; Ikesen]

Do it for Them [Naruto; Secret Santa]

Nobunaga & Mitsuhide as Tokaido travelers [Ikesen; Bday gift]

Darius Morgan SR [Tears of Themis; Bday gift]

Tobirama & Kakashi [Naruto; Bday gift]

Chibi Inumaki [JJK; Bday gift] 

[touyasnow]

WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY SERIOUS I DIDNT KNOW YOURHEADER MENTIONED VOMIT what if wewere bestfriends. Btw

naruto is going to puke (drunk naruto bloopers)