#narcasse

[alpydk]

I'll be honest, really didn't feel like doing this today which probably means it's the best time to do it...

5 things...

1 - I'm still alive. That's probably not what you're going for though. - I write a mean angst fic. Like I got my GCSE in English and then failed an AS level so literature and stuff is not me, but I know what makes me feel so...

2 - I like that after 9 years of struggling, I can now speak Danish to a level where I can study. It's nowhere near perfect but self-study and mental health will do that to you.

3 - Fuck this is hard...Um... Someone called me skarp once. I suppose I like that. Basically sharp in English, critical etc... I am pretty critical of everything.

4 - 2 more, omfg... maybe I should give up with this and come back another day... I like what I like and I'm not afraid to show it, music, games, movies etc...

5 - I'm stubborn and don't give up easily. This has taken me over 30 minutes and I've managed it. It was so fucking hard though.

[idunno-1100]

OMG!

I can bite his a🍑ss

I admit that i can't stop staring at his booty, i want it so bad😭

[mental-space-x]

Bad neighbours

https://themindsearcher.wordpress.com/?p=63

[sarcasticoctopi]

That feeling of being orphaned even though you're a fully grown adult with both parents still living is great.

[g0om]

btw logiaclly i understand that people think in a differnt way and have differwnr opinions and moral systems like i thibk i can emphatize w that but i also dont understand how and just think everyones brain works in the way mine does and everyone thinks what i think

[twistedtangledfate]

I will NEVER be over Raphael singing his own damned theme song and the bit with the incubus. The narcassism is astounding and hilarious.

[rockstarlwt28]

You're the reason I'm here. The reason I keep going through all the narcassism, through all the pain, the daily insults and internal battles, the battles with physical health and it goes on and on. The person that understands, makes me feel more loved than people who should love me unconditionally.

And I refuse to mourn, be without you. If I walk away first, it'll make things better... Right?

[da-gamingojichan]

Dick/Pussy Headcanons dropping when?

i wont lie guys i dont really know the variety of how genitalia can be different very well..... the most ive learned is when i went online and saw someone made a caard about their headcanons for the matusno brothers which included very detailed descriptions of each of their dicks (how i learned penises irl can have different amounts of curve) and their mental illness hcs (how i learned narcassism counts as a mental illness) and a bunch of other shit. but i have a little bit of headcanon for the characters i think a lot about

- germany has a penis that leans on the larger side and its terrible because he is never using it. its kinda ugly idk how because all genitals are ugly but he somehow has an ugly penis compared to other penises because germany is meant to be ugly to his core. it also turns super red like uncomfortably red (bright cherry red iphone 3) because i think he gets red really easily since hes freakishly pale. also his penis is abnormally sensitive but he doesnt know this because the only person to touch it is italy and italy has sex skills gifted by the lord so hes blessed because if anyone else gave him a handjob or blowie hed be like OWWW IT HURTS STAWP STAWP TOO HARD!!!!!

- italy has the most amazing awesomesauce pussy fucking ever. his pussy and strap on skills induce the same level of peace and prosperity as the shit those monks that live on the tops of mountains are aiming for. he literally has a talent thats gifted by god and it is in fact RIGHTEOUS of him to be banging bitches left and right because he needs to share his divine gift to the world. and thats why its fucking hilarious that hes wasting all this raw talent and perfect sex on hetalia "premature ejaculation king" germany. the mf that literally cant recieve a blow job without overstim because he always finishes before his penis makes contact with le mouf. germany would literally like anything from italy and italy is the sex god thats been cutrently saving our world from the nymphojinn. italy is the real life huniepop protagonist and hes retired to never have sex ever because his boyfriend is fucking scared and when he does its over with in 2 minutes.

- japan has a small penis. japanese men grower not show-er! i believe that japan wants to top but he never will because he cant be deadass enough to assert himself and say he wants to. also because if he tops the ship name has to have jap in it (IM JAPANESE I CAN SAY THE SLUR) and i think thats awesome and hilarious but people dont like that so hes banned from semeing forever because its racist. but i believe in his head he is a total kinky otaku sex freak who wants to seme so bad and use a jillion million sex toys you didnt even know could exist.

- prussia also has a slightly below average penis and hes very very very very very embarassed about it he will never admit its small he goes NO ITS GREAT AND MIGHTY OKAY. he calls his dick his "beautiful gleaming white saber of justice" sometimes and everybody fucking hates it. also its really sensitive so hes really picky about head and it pisses romano off because romano can tell when hes faking being comfortable (but it also would piss him off if prussia said his head wasnt good enough) and because of that he gives prussia head everytime they bang and its painful and prussia dreads it everytime and is like hahaha you dont have to if you dont want to... and romanos like "SHUT the fuck up and lay down you ungrateful piece of shit" but slowly he actually gets really fucking good and prussia likes it because hes refined his craft but now because prussia likes it romano stops and only gives head when prussia begs and pleads because giving head is disgusting.

- romano has a pretty good penis like idk what makes a penis pretty good. but its pretty good trust me on this guys its nothin to scoff at the ladies would love it if romano got any ladies (never ever). its regarded as a handsome penis i think like wow thats pretty good! its pretty average sized, maybe on the smaller end of the spectrum and that makes romano mad and incredibly insecure even though it doesnt really matter since romano is actually just a grower not a show-er. but yeah its good.

- benson regular show has a 6/10 gumhole.

[justdaniel-eh]

Thinking about Admin's initial drawings/concepts as a Smilersona-esque thing and how much more devious and evil he was...

Very tempted to bring it back a little. His writing does kinda work for the first chapter of JoyLand to have him be "antagonistic" without outright being a villain. Just uncontrolled, unrestrained egotism, narcassism, and apathetic behaviour. Lean into those negative traits and make the slow change into a more decent leader a more rewarding thing.

Like. The way he acts in the first chapter of it all is so selfish, he blantantly ignore health and safety to enact various crazy ideas for additions to the park. It's insane he hasn't had a proper lawsuit yet. His acts don't usually deliberately endanger guests, more so just kinda ends up being a hazard for him and JD later on. On top of that he's super petty and hogs all attention. His pettiness gets dragged out in a one sided rivalrly with the other local park, and his attention seeking is felt so much more when looking at stuff for JD's perspective as he constantly steals the spotlight and keeps all attention on him, even when JD is clearly trying to handle the guests himself.

Anyway idk just spitballin stuff here I guess

[futurewriter2000]

You know why I dislike pessimistic people? - It's because they will always say this line: "I'm not pessimistic, I'm just a realist."

Here is why. I know realists and they don't think as close as pessimists do. I am an optimist- that means I will always think of the most optimistic outcome. That means I cannot escape hope- because it is the biggest factor for my life.

Here is where I dvelve deeper into the topic. Optimists and realists will accept this opinion, pessimists will get frustrated because the only opinion that matters is their. Now that is close to a narcassist but narcassism is a whole other concept.

A lot of people describe me as a happy, jolly and skipping person. The usual and that is only a part of me. I am just an optimist and that part likes to be in control of my life most of the time. I also am realist because I know that my actions and my laziness have negative consequences. My will to be happy and expect to get a great outcome has nothing to do with me being optimistc.

Now, I started writing this because I have friends in my hometown, who went through a tough life and I have friends in my school town, whose parents are still together and happy. The difference is so big because people in my hometown, who've gone through shit here and are still going, are all optimists. Meanwhile, those people in my school town are all so fcking pessimistic.

That is when I realised that people who fight for their goals and dreams, but never fight at home get it easier than people who fight for their goals and dreams and fight at home.

Pessimists will always look down on you for having hope. They will always believe that the hope of an optimist is a delusional state of mind.

There is only a pessimist and only an optimist. There can't be a realist inbetween. You can either be an optimistic realist or a pessimistic realist. Because I pity the pessimists. They'll only see the ugly in the world and in their life- as soon as their life goes a tiny bit of wrong, they'll go pity themselves. Optimist won't do that. Optimist will cling onto hope. Optimist has been through shit and knows that the life isn't as horrible.

And I usually don't post this sort of stuff but I really got pissed because people are so shitty sometimes and I HOPE I don't get to have so many shitty people in my life. Because the realist in me knows that there are shitty people in this world and beautiful people in this world and the optimist in me knows that it will only surround itself with beautiful people.

[saucylobster]

My ducks are done but blody hell formatting all the info is a nightmare. Instead here’s a stripped down image with them all on. There’s a lot of info below and that isn’t even looking at stats, abilities and movelists... Floatot are easygoing if not vulnerable pokemon that require the protection afforded to them by their parents. Most adults form flocks with their own kind and raise their young accordingly, helping to establish isolated flocks of each species despite sharing the same child species. Mixed flocks are rare but do occur, being quite the sight to behold. Malldrake are adaptable pokemon hat have made their homes worldwide and in a variety of habitats. Malldrake spend more time than the other Floatot parents in the water as evolution hasn’t granted them the extreme specialisations present in the others. A “jack of all trades” kind of pokemon, their lack of any inherent weaknesses is what has granted them their worldwide success. Ganserra are keen predators and have the serrated bill to prove it. Quick in the water, they dart after aquatic prey effortlessly and can move between the surface and the river bed near instantly. Their feathers form tough scales at their breast and afford a Ganserra some level of protection against any prey that tries to fight back. Shovill are the heaviest of the Floatot parents and spend more of their time at the shore. They use their spade like bill and broad flippers to sift through the mud in search of weeds and other foodstuffs. Their heavy bill can be wielded like a shield in their defence, deflecting oncoming attacks with a swing of their head. Albusmew reside further North than other Floatot parents and are adapted to swimming in colder waters. By freezing the water around them they can trap prey and aggressors or create a frozen bulwark between the surface and the water below. During a snowstorm entire flocks of Albusmew seem to disappear, melting into the blizzard with their perfect camouflage. Dazzdarin are the flashiest of all the Floatot parents and can be the toughest to get along with. Narcassism is the name of the game and their irridescent feathers shine beautifully in the light, captivating themselves as much as any onlooker. Finding a mate as splendid as oneself is difficult when you have such a high opinion of your own appearance. Pinstream are the fastest Floatot parents and the only ones who have retained the power of flight. A streamlined body and excellent positional awareness makes Pinstream masters of land, sea and air, moving between all three mediums with little effort. Their chicks have to be particularly determined to keep up with parents like these, but they’ll never be abandoned for long.

[ninamodaffari]

Would love to hear a bit about what Yuri's dynamic with Ismo was like if you'd care to share!

OH MY GOD SO UHHH. In the most safe way I can I will say it was incredibly abusive.

Ismo took control of an orphanage at the age of eighteen and suddenly found himself in control of a bunch of young, frightened, easily influenced children and decided to himself to form it into a gang called the Doomed Orphans.

The 'initiation' to said gang was being tied to an anchor (hence, the anchor tattoo on the forehead) and being forced underwater for two minutes, or until Ismo decided you were done. A lot of children died. Yuri nearly did, because Ismo didn't like him in particular and kept him for another minute.

Ismo found himself with a lot of power and influence, and because of his narcassism, loved it immensely. Yuri was his uhhh...personal punching bag. He, for some reason, absolutely loathed Yuri but also was obsessed with him.

Yuri's opinion on Ismo is more complicated since it's tinged with a lot of, I guess, Stockholm Syndrome? He was seven when his parents died and knew Ismo for much longer, so he got used to the abuse and even normalized it in his mind as something he deserved. He didn't see what was wrong about it until he finally gathered the strength to run away and then meet his friends who very much explained to him how bad it was.

THANK YOU FOR ASKING BTW FRIEND SLKDJFSLK <3

[mental-space-x]

My safe place

https://themindsearcher.wordpress.com/?p=177

[chcrrybcmbs]

🍒𝙲𝙷𝙲𝚁𝚁𝚈𝙱𝙲𝙼𝙱𝚂 ... dependent mumu , written for hillzhqs . loved and loathed by t . mun is twenty4 years old , uses she / her pronouns & on eastern standard time .

under construction .

alabama   messi   .   introduction   .   there   is   nothing   i   do   better   than   revenge   . 

tennessee   grant   .   introduction   .   strong   women   don't   have   attitudes   ,   we   have   standards   .

austen   sinclair   .   introduction   .   fix   it   ,   please   .   "   fix   what   ?   "   me   .

bristol   decker   .   introduction   .   of   all   the   lies   i've   heard   ,   "   i   love   you   "   was   my   favorite   .

caiden   sharpe   .   introduction   .   in   my   defense   your   honor   ,   i   simply   do   not   vibe   with   the   law   .

hunter   valmont   .   introduction   .   welcome   to   the   narcassism   .

jordana   kennedy   .   introduction   .   people   stare   at   me   like   they've   never   seen   a   walking   goddess   .

river borowsky . introduction .

sheridan   delacroix   .   introduction   .   forgive   my   gaslighting   ,   i   am   my   father's   daughter   .

travis   buckley   .   introduction   .   but   yall   it   ain't   as   good   as   it   seems   ,   this   livin   the   dream   is   killin   me   .

levi bishop . introduction .

vincent   hart   .   introduction   .   kind   of   a   pretty   boy   ,   aren't   i   ?

[briefpiratebear]

adhd severe axniety ah narcassism too who created this monster who continues to create break this monster everything in life was meant to break you inside to uncover the truth maybe it was nothing it wasnt just a gene a broken heart she loved him with everything nobody nobody will love like she does it is a trap to brutally sheath off the darkness no never any light around here... before time i loved you and once more i will love you again this time this dream is real when we understand one another when we agree on something when something else breaks it is because we have a choice to face the music or to move on with what the music created...

[fakeasspoet]

im

always looking for something to attach to

thats why i attract parasites bpd x narcassism