#nap time bitch

[bdsmrist]

one concept i subscribe to is that Kim is ‘eepy. perpetually eepy pilled. always ready to take a fat nap. yawns constantly. those cat like yawns where he gotta do a big stretch and mossy on. the bags under his eyes make him look younger, not older, bc they tell u that hes just so so eepy. mans gets a nightly 6 hours of sleep thats enough to function but just not enough to satisfy so hes just. always eepy. aaaah so eepy zzzzz

[conceiteddemon]

Been playing Tears of the Kingdom

[bitchfitch]

I need someone to kill me. I've been making a horse in magic poser for like. eight hours and I'm in hell.

it still needs back legs and I hate it. (I'm grumping but it's taking so long because I'm making it a Good poser that I will never have to make again and will be able to resuse infinitely. The devs will announce that they are adding horses within the month I guarantee you that.)

[miusato]

Bro said not to talk to him anymore and then hours later he says wants to talk like why are boys so complicated????

Anyway its based off this dumb screenshot meme lol

[tokyoteddywolf]

"Not my clowns, not my circus."

So.... that upsurge of Shadow Mewtwo art, huh lads?

Listen her job is to purify corrupted Gaia energy, aka the Shadow Stones, but they're not her problem if they're a different world than hers. Obsidian has enough on her plate XD

She's the equivalent of a very overworked secretary keeping everything running smoothly. The little old lady who has all the codes and passwords and if she's fired, the company goes down with her :) In this case, her entire planet.

So yeah, she's not touching that hot mess with a dimension long pole, lmao XD

[crash-bump-bring-the-whump]

Psst this is just some advice from someone who grew up with the Wild West version of the internet but:

Just don't engage with mean spirited asks or people.

They want attention. Don't give it to them. Delete it, block em, scroll away, take a deep breath, and move on. They want to waste your time, so waste theirs instead.

They came into your house and tried to start shit in probably the most milquetoast way possible, so just block, delete, and move on. Don't even mention that you did. It'll be a fun little thing that you know and they know but no one else knows, and that's so much more satisfying.

Nothing you can say will "win" the conflict or change their mind. Just put them in time out by deleting their ask and you'll feel much better. :)

[aroaceleovaldez]

doodle page from a couple months ago of Nico having way too many immortal friends

also yes i did just use Nyx’s Hades design. it’s a good design.

[shaakyhaands]

I like how canonically the reason Lynt is considered the only one who can cut through the tension when Toa and Guy start going at each other is because “he’s so calm and kind” or something.

Whereas I— I read it as Lynt telling them to shut the fuck up because he cant fucking nap with them bickering in the background.

Canon Lynt: “guys stop 🥺🥺🥺 can’t you tell you’re scaring MC?? She doesn’t like it when you argue 😢”

My Lynt: “If y’all don’t shut the fuck up in 10 seconds or less, I’m gonna show you wrath that’ll make Addis Ira look like a little piss baby.”

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

I need to stop staying up all night and sleeping for 4-5 hours in the afternoon. It makes time feel like one endless day because I wake up and it's. still the same day.

[cokoweee]

How I imagine my lil brain goblin sumtimes

[goodfellowe]

Each string was a life, each strand sectioning off into a what if, a splitting cable that led to endless possibilities. Different lives in different worlds. Better lives in better worlds.

The Way Time Twists (AO3)

Chapter 18: Kid

The strings pull. The strings snag.

The sun warmed her closed eyelids, tinting everything in a hazy, muted glow. She could hear the faint squalls of seagulls, the distant chatter of voices she didn’t recognize, and the waves crashing into the sea from what felt like a hundred miles away. Save for the smell of metal, faint underneath the sea salt in the air and the terrible rot wafting out from the dumpsters, everything was fine. She blinked open her eyes, slowly sitting up and taking in her surroundings. She recognized it. All of it. It was Mafia Town. It was... Mafia Town? But you’ve never been here before- a thought, murmured by an uncomfortably familiar voice, wormed its way into the forefront of her mind, unbidden. This is your first time away from home.

Chapter 19: The Way Time Twists

Kid's memories blur and blend together, but they're not just hers this time. (But they are, aren't they?)

Art by @nakakabaliw.

[snoopylovessoup]

[spocksgotemotions]

I need to figure out how to care less about my job. I can’t keep crying over kids that aren’t mine, I can’t keep doing this

[cleromancy]

i would be wayyyyyyy more likely to see tim pursuing higher education if he had graduated high school (~*new earth continuity post*~). bc what he did like about school was socializing with peers and the aspect of normalcy and like... hes absolutely not going to re-enroll back in hs atp. hed have to get his GED. and he... could do that. but he'd have to be motivated enough to want to go to college enough to schedule the GED i think months in advance plus needing to wait for the next semester of whatevwr gotham community college hes looking at to start... And Also the very high chance that he would miss his appointment for the test LMAO like it would be incredibly on brand for him to sleep through it or like be stuck in, idk, brussels or someplace on a mission and misremember the time difference. furthermore after a certain point hes gonna start feeling like he missed his window particularly if what he *actually* wants is to be around normal ppl his age and feel tethered... like at that point just go see if ives has a tabletop rpg thing going u can join baby yk

[maskyartist]

No one understands the intricacies of Ozpin starting out as headmaster and huntsman and one of Ozma’s younger souls and lives as being extremely skinny and overworked, only to get not only fatter but happier and more relaxed as life goes on because he learns to rely on the people around him and trust in uncertainty and enjoy life’s little things while he still can before he can’t remember them at all like PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE INTRICACIES-

[aaays-and-bees]

Holy shit I forgot how good music is